The longer his hair, the more powerful he becomes. All hail the eldritch ephemeral rift

My day so far: - My college profs cancelled my early morning classes - I see that ER uploads a video Now it’s time to add sleep to that list

Soon he will be able to create a Gandalf ASMR roleplay.

If you play a Nickelback album backward, you'll hear the devil. Worse yet, play it forward and you'll hear Nickelback

This actually made me sad, it's the last record shop in the world, and he has one hour to say goodbye.

“Rest In Peace Cliff Burton”

*casually has a cash register at his house*

I don’t know what’s going on with the world, it’s quite frightening ER ~ 2019

The video's lore is pretty close to what is happening here in Brazil. There's a law project that wants to prohibit some music styles and rock and metal is included.....

This store. It reeks... *Of sweet, sweet nostalgia.*

You lucky bastard I can’t get fear inoculum anywhere

Wait, is this a prequel to all others "The --------- Man"? Cuz this seems to happen just as the new order has been established and things are still getting banned, are we watching the original man from who all clones originated?

this makes me imagine an entire town full of ER clones. one in the record shop, the thrift shop, bakery, etc.. every single member of the town, just ER clones. 😁

Be prepared wohn jick asmr is coming soon

"We're closing permanently :(" - ER Me: i'lL taKE YOur eNtIRe StoCK

Just wanna say thanks to you for helping me being able to focus whenever I'm studying, sleep when I can't, and calm me down in tough moments. I really love how you're an avid advocate for mental health as well as creative with your videos. I have ADD and it can be really hard to focus but somehow I find that your videos keep me focused on my work. I think it's because they're so entertaining but at the same time not distracting. The voice is an amazing thing when you use it creatively. Thank you for doing what you do and I sincerely hope you continue doing it.

With the beard and long hair we’re gonna need a nordic viking asmr soon

I want a video were ASMR is banned so ER screams the entire video.

Whoever reads this comment : I wish you a very relaxed day

I wish there will not be any last record shop in real life. Every record shop should live long.

When he said “music is banned” a part of me died. I’m 14 and play the piano and have a beautiful upright piano from the 60s or 70s and have a whole tall shelf of records and cassette tapes and some CDs so that almost made me freak out

So the only way to get everything you want, is by going to Arkham Sanatorium. Well play emporer Clemons. Well played indeed.

I know this is supposed to be a nice relaxing ASMR video (and it is, don't get me wrong), but I am just enthralled by the packaging design of that new Tool album because it is absolutely phenomenal. For taking a 13 year hiatus, they sure did come back with a vengeance!

I love when you develop the lore of your ASMR universe! I'd really like to see you get even deeper into telling the story of the ER world. Honestly you have the tools to make one hell of a compelling ARG here. I hope you look into it, you fans would love it!!

During his explanation of the “New World Order” I began thinking of what the world would be like if music became globally banned. The thought of music being taken away from myself, let alone the entire world, scares the absolute shit out of me.

The Misfits have never been so relaxing.

That looks an awful lot like Smashing Pumpkins - Mellon Collie Infinite Sadness behind Ephemeral's head.

Comes for the music based ASMR Stays for the detailed Deus Ex storyline surrounding a conspiracy theory about a globalist meritocracy.

Ride the lighting and reign in blood in the back🤘🏼

They shut down the Ketchup Store?! Those monsters :o

What the hell!? I bought reign in blood for 25$ and this guy sells it for like 5$?!

Ah yes Ride The Lightning. Been blasting that album for the past 2 weeks. 🤘

Would be a cool plot twist at the end if we bought out his stock and told him our name "The music man". Like we were prepping for our black market sales after the ban

I wish, for the record, to record that my record record collection was stolen while I was recording a record on how huge my record record collection is. That is all.

I never thought my boys of TOOL would ever be mentioned in an ASMR video, but thank you for making that dream come true

Dude, Fear Innoculum??? Never thought i'd see a Tool album flashed on your channel. My favorite album of all time is Lateralus personally. Danny Carey is my #1 influence for learning the drums. Changed my life.

0:00 "Wow, that was pretty cool" - Everyone, including me Cool that you also got Fear Inoculum! The coolest part in my opinion, is that our 2 favorite bands (I think at least) are both Pink Floyd and Tool! And The Wall is also my favorite and Undertow is my second favorite from tool!

This is the dude who created the “men” the candy man, the nothing man, the Samich man

ER: Talks about new tool album Me: STOP FLEXING

0:00 I can see Uncle E hiding Ride the Lightning and Reign in Blood behind his back. ... ... ... Is he secretly a Metalhead?

Man, the last few minutes had me sit here with a knot in my stomach. I was so sure I'd hear a gunshot at the end :o But thanks for the additional lore :)

Johnny Cash is the my personal favorite, listen on the daily.

You have a real talent for story telling, your stories are better and more entertaining than most stories on tv not kidding

Mellon collie, ride the lightning and muddy waters omg that is the cherry on top

Judging by the music he presents in this video, I can confidently say I’d get along pretty well with ER.

Over my dead body will I give up my Zeppelin records.

I can’t get over how nice and relaxing his voice is

i always found it funny how this feels like a segment from the rush 2112 album

44:08 I SWEAR I could smell the old glue, ink and old book smell when that opened. My brain actually triggered that smell. Crazy.

That new Tool album is off the charts incredible

Who else loves TOOL?!?!

need another one of these videos. maybe like a street dealer after the new world order. this was always one of my favorite videos

I’m fairly certain this is the only KZfaqr that uses his content to world build, keep it up!

The only record I have is a cracked “Ella In Berlin: Mack The Knife”.

The production value on these videos is insane. It's just an asmr video but it feels like either an interactive movie or indie film. Keep up your work ER!

The one thing that makes me happy is the fact that he has a metallica ride the lightning picture in the back so good on ya Edit: 3 minutes after I posted the first bit I noticed the the slayer album and Im starting to wonder if he’s low key a metal head Edit 2: 06:46 now I know hes some at least some form of metal head

The first Record Man. Possibly the “father” of the other smugglers?

Red Bull: gives you wings... Mettalica: Let's you Ride The Lightning Hotel: Travigo

I know you got Eternal Atake You can’t fool me

it's like the last days / years before something very bad

Very sad how they are so slowly disappearing.

Was literally just wondering if ER would upload today, this is so perfect

With all those “oh didn’t see you there” intros, im starting to think ER should do a Borderlands-like introduction cutscene (hope all the borderlands fans see this ^-^)

15:55 - god dammit, I really thought cash register was working for real, but no, ER got me again!

due to a poor interpretation of the title, i just had an idea: what if there was a shop that would only sell the band/artist's last records? the artist/band don't need necessarily to be dead, but the shop only sells their last released records! dude, i would LOVE to see that!

When your hair is so long it touches the ground I am gonna start calling you "ERanpuzel"

3:08 had me wondering if my entire life was a lie and if I had been following the wrong person during the entire time I've been subscribed

If the professor is the leader of the new world order What does this mean for corvus

When I first listened I thought he said Samuel Clemens and thought Mark Twain started a new world order

Dude, you look more and more like you play tuned down guitars in a doom metal band. And I like it.

There is some spooky eldritch stuff going on at Arkham sanitarium. We need to get inside and investigate every single inch of that building.

Your wall is really epic. Sucks my records passed through a flood.

Wow Uncle E, you have an amazing taste in music! I was just listening to Miseducation of Lauryn Hill and then I saw the notification. Great surprise :)

alternative end to the video, shopkeep closes up solemnly, and then pulls the SK from behind the register and the video ends

that merciful fate record THOOO next to Lauryn hill YESS!!! 😍

Loving that Melissa LP

Wow, so this takes place before the dealers are formed? This is extremely cool!

The fact he has beastie boys record in the back makes me so happy

This is the video I’ve been waiting for

My favorite albums from some of my favorite bands I'm crying now instead of sleeping

I only watch this shit to sleep. But damn this guy is so wise.

You already had me excited starting out with Tool. But I cannot believe you have the Mellon Collie vinyl man. Great taste in music.

Jesus, I haven't seen ER in a while. That hair is awesome!

Can you make another video playing the native flute while it rains? Those were my favourite. Puts me right to sleep. 👌🏻

*stares at mercyful fate and slayer vinyl intensely*

How much for that, "The Essential Johnny Cash"? I NEED IT!!!!

First thing I saw was RIDE THE LIGHTNING!🤟

Bought my first record today!

Your hair is so majestic. I want to cry tears of joy. I feel like I'm ascending into heaven for eternity.

Your videos really are truly amazing, thank you for uploading so often... Cannot even express how grateful I am (we all are).

ride the lightning is so good omg

Actually King Diamond was in several bands before Mercyful Fate. He was in a band called Brainstorm and another band called Blackrose. It wasn’t until he formed a band called Brats with Hank Sherman that eventually became Mercyful Fate.

Uncle E: Just giveme a second ım tappıng book Me:OK

Wacha Want lyrics This is if you want to know. Well, just plug me in just like I was Eddie Harris You're eating crazy cheese like you would think I'm from Paris You know I get fly, you think I get high You know that I'm gone and I'm-a tell you all why So tell me who are you dissing, maybe I'm missing The reason that you're smilin' or wildin', so listen In my head, I just want to take 'em down Imagination set loose and I'm gonna shake 'em down Let it flow like a mud-slide When I get on, I like to ride and glide I've got depth of perception in my text, y'all I get props at my mention cause I vex, y'all So what'cha, what'cha, what'cha want? (what'cha want?) I get so funny with my money that you flaunt I said, "Where'd you get your information from, " huh? You think that you can front when revelation comes? (Yeah, you can't front on that) Well they call me Mike D, the ever-loving man I'm like Spoonie Gee, I'm the metropolitician You scream and you holler, 'bout my Chevy Impala But the sweat is getting wet around the ring around your collar But like a dream I'm flowing without no stopping Sweeter than a cherry pie with Reddi Whip topping From mic-to-mic, kickin' it wall-to-wall Well, I'll be calling out you people like a casting call Ah, well, it's wack when you're jacked in the back of a ride With your know, with your flow, when you're out getting by Believe me, what you see is what you get And you see me, I'm comin' off as you can bet Well I think I'm losing my mind, this time This time I'm losing my mind, that's right Said I think I'm losing my mind, this time This time, I'm losing my mind But little do you know about something that I talk about I'm tired of driving, it's due time that I walkabout But in the meantime, I'm wise to the demise I've got eyes in the back of my head so I realize Well, I'm Dr. Spock, I'm here to rock, y'all I want you off the wall, if you're playing the wall I said what'cha, what'cha, what'cha want? (what'cha want?) I said what'cha, what'cha, what'cha want? (what'cha want?) Y'all suckers write me checks and then they bounce So I reach into my pocket for the fresh amount See, I'm the long-leaner, Vincent the Cleaner I'm the illest motherfucker from here to Gardena Well, I'm as cool as a cucumber in a bowl of hot sauce You've got the rhyme and reason, but got no cause But if you're hot to trot, you think you're slicker than grease I've got news for you crews, you'll be sucking like a leech Yeah, you can't front on that So what'cha, what'cha, what'cha want? (what'cha want?) So what'cha, what'cha, what'cha want? (what'cha want?) I said, what'cha, what'cha, what'cha want? (what'cha want?) I said, what'cha, what'cha, what'cha want? (what'cha want?) Source

I guess you could say that he's the last DJ. He plays what he wants to play. He says what he wants to say.

Never thought I would find Metal and Grunge Albums Relaxing

Descending and Culling Voices are the stand out tracks for me from Fear Inoculum.

That is a beautiful edition of Mellon Collie. Thru the eyes of Ruby is one of my favourite songs ever. It has such an operatic, grandiose sound to it, I bet it sounds even better on vinyl. You can't beat a bit of classic Smashing Pumpkins.

I just knew ER had good taste in music. But he mentions Tool in the first 30 seconds and I see Lauryn Hill in the first 5 seconds and now I think i love ER even more. Long live Uncle E!

The artist that you're thinking for tool is Alex grey