The Legend of Mr Sark - Oldschool (Part I)

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11 жыл бұрын

More than 3 hours of pure SarKasm. Sit back and enjoy.
Sark's channel:
/ themrsark
If you want more intel, read this:
Again, this is not the channel of the editor, he just asked me to upload this, so that his channel wont get flagged. This took him several days to put together, but this dude was and still is a big fan of Sark.
Ace' channel (the editor):
/ aceofbeatzz
Follow him on Twitter:
/ aceofbeatz
He would appreciate it, if you guys tweet this to Sark, Hutch, Nanners, APL... and all the other peeps.
Im out, mine (Rchucknorris) channel is just a dead channel.

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@TheMrSark 11 жыл бұрын

@user-nk8hi1tz3n 6 жыл бұрын

Mr Sark yeah, what you said

@joserodriguex1814 6 жыл бұрын

I miss you dad.

@Anjel721 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah what happened sark.

@PatrickRobby 4 жыл бұрын

for sure :)

@trivious 4 жыл бұрын

Play Tweetie or Madonna with Carlos.

@Varyon 8 жыл бұрын

It's been a couple months...time to rewatch this for like the 10th time. Here we go...

@aidan9081 7 жыл бұрын

same!!!

@Alex-hj5el 7 жыл бұрын

2017 ...still basically the best thing on youtube

@harimmedinamejia3921 6 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@doctorsocktor 6 жыл бұрын

3H N31 tied with part 2 :)

@zachsworkshoplandscaping4172 2 жыл бұрын

2021 - never forget

@eiregonzo97 7 жыл бұрын

Man I'm so glad I got to experience that time on KZfaq. I'll never forget the great gaming boom of 2008-2012.

@seth7741 3 жыл бұрын

Dude same

@2Stoned2Care153 3 жыл бұрын

Wish i had a travel machine

@thedon1DR 3 жыл бұрын

@@2Stoned2Care153 so a machine that travels?? like a train? or maybe a car?

@INSANEWitG18S 2 жыл бұрын

Amen

@HPHyenadon 6 ай бұрын

I missed it bc I was watching the wrong channels and it makes me so sad :( well at least Sark is on twitch now

@WingedSupernova 10 жыл бұрын

R.I.P. Testy and the Testicles They went so far....

@gangster664 10 жыл бұрын

But fell so hard.

@WingedSupernova 10 жыл бұрын

And in the end it doesn't even matter.

@weenomatic6137 7 жыл бұрын

These aren't the right lyrics, you pube eaters.

@ItsBubs 7 жыл бұрын

Ween Omatic cool cool

@adlalamb6229 2 жыл бұрын

Wonder what they’re doing now

@Waltuh_World 5 жыл бұрын

With the new “Machinima Genocide” that just took place deleting years of internet history, these two compilations, old school and new school, are becoming more and more important to fans.

@antanaszorinas2523 5 жыл бұрын

I know what you mean, but there are some sites that have some of sarks and the gangs videos in there archives like this one www.dailymotion.com/search/machinima%20respawn/videos

@nickwoolley7368 4 жыл бұрын

@@antanaszorinas2523 that's only a small number of them :(

@antanaszorinas2523 4 жыл бұрын

@@nickwoolley7368 i know mate,but we must save as many as we can,we must preserve it

@TheOriginal_Unaleska 3 жыл бұрын

Why did they delete Machinima?

@Waltuh_World 3 жыл бұрын

@@TheOriginal_Unaleska machinimas parent company was bought by a larger company that private’s a wide swath of their videos to scrub them of any non PR friendly content. Who knows how much will be rereleased. TLDR: Capitalism strikes again as a large company eats a smaller one discarding consumer concern and the value of “art”

@BhindTheScreen 8 жыл бұрын

You know what this reminds me of? Machinima

@ethanhollen6538 8 жыл бұрын

You Need More Likes. Lol

@harimrockstar 8 жыл бұрын

😅😅😅😅

@AurOn-lz8uv 7 жыл бұрын

You know what this remids me of? Mr Sark. i miss him so much.... yknow..... FUCK.

@tomeadie9130 6 жыл бұрын

You're aware he has his own channel now with tons of content? Not trying to be an ass, sincerely mentioning it on the slight chance you didn't know.

@statiq1941 6 жыл бұрын

Tom Eadie lolfukoff

@nolaneitzen 9 жыл бұрын

After watching this video i'm 100% sure that sark's humor drove nanners insane.

@yeewn00 9 жыл бұрын

That is the truest thing I have ever seen on internet

@MoreLife427 10 жыл бұрын

"Life is all about whose pole you're smoking" - Sark 2010

@Katzzzxxx 4 жыл бұрын

He's right though

@ChodeMaster 3 жыл бұрын

Ave.

@HeedAndSucceed 7 жыл бұрын

how is a human being like Mr Sark even possible?

@christopherholden4250 6 жыл бұрын

HeedAndSucceed Mormons. Lots and lots of Mormons.

@justanotheruser7228 6 жыл бұрын

One word Vietnam

@DodgeWatt 5 жыл бұрын

Nam! *flashback*

@imhulki463 5 жыл бұрын

Lots and lots of bath salts

@Incarn 5 жыл бұрын

Nazi experiments to form the perfect übermensch, most likely

@Nila9579 10 жыл бұрын

One day Mr Sark will show this to Sark Junior

@ProperlyGaming 6 жыл бұрын

Nila95 no he is gonna try to hide all this crazy shenanigans from his kids

@h.a.l8235 5 жыл бұрын

Poor atlas and aurora

@llamacebu216 4 жыл бұрын

@@ProperlyGaming highly doubt it Mr Sark doesn't hide

@ProperlyGaming 4 жыл бұрын

@@llamacebu216 he is a bit inappropriate for a child though. I'm not saying his kids will never see this I just dont think he is gonna sit down personally and show them. They'll stumble upon it some day randomly.

@OBCDrules 9 жыл бұрын

I wish Sark, hutch, nanners, and apl brought back Inbox , it would be a HUGE success nowadays! Or a podcast of some sort

@1001History 8 жыл бұрын

OBCDrules would fund/10

@kiwicami287 8 жыл бұрын

+OBCDrules Maybe not Inbox, even if i want it to happen, it wouldn't be the same, but a podcast? Definitely!

@SippyGT 8 жыл бұрын

+OBCDrules Sark and Nanners have hinted that they plan to start a new series with Hutch, hopefully that gets some traction.

@nateotterby1080 8 жыл бұрын

+Sippy Sark and Nanners definitely but I don't know how Hutch would do it because he lives like 6 hours away

@squeegeemcgee 8 жыл бұрын

Sark is honestly one of the most genuinely funny people I've ever seen on KZfaq and I'm pretty sure I've commented this before.

@Nephv2 3 жыл бұрын

The fact that this dude doesn't care about having it on his channel, and just wants people to reupload as much as they can so the Legend can live on is amazing. 8 years later it's still going strong

@damienorr4800 10 ай бұрын

2023 and this masterpiece still up love it

@Kjertinge 3 жыл бұрын

This is was prime KZfaq... I don’t miss Machinima as a company. But Respawn, they had something truly magnificent. Sucks that Machinima blew it all away. God damn coke monsters

@mrs_sparklybottom6726 2 жыл бұрын

Anyone here enjoying the Golden Era from 2022?

@hsojbean4559 2 жыл бұрын

I come back all the time to watch these 😭 miss these days

@testicularhypertrophy 2 жыл бұрын

Yes :)

@fetamean 10 жыл бұрын

I've loved Seananners videos for years now, but I feel like I've missed out on so much having only discovered Sark a few months ago. Even though this is 3 hours long, I've watched it more than 3 times already. It's just so damn funny.

@geigoir 10 жыл бұрын

Everyone raves on about Nanners, I'm more excited to see a Sark video :D

@lonelynightm 9 жыл бұрын

***** Clearly he has his priorities in order why don't you? But, then again you probably do noting that you clicked on a video that 3 and a half hrs long

@INSANEWitG18S 9 жыл бұрын

Bop

@INSANEWitG18S 9 жыл бұрын

I guess i need a life becauae ive watches this about 19 times

@INSANEWitG18S 9 жыл бұрын

Because* and watched*

@rabbittrance 4 жыл бұрын

cannot believe sark isnt an actual comedian, barely anyone makes me laugh so hard

@VeNoMziV 3 жыл бұрын

From one of the hutch videos, either the ten year respawn with mr sark or one from a year ago with hutch and sark about respawn, sark has done stand up but the comedians refer to him as a "comedian civilian" ahaha which i think sark was just being gracious but not sure

@MrHatrick101 5 жыл бұрын

Watching in 2019, still priceless comedy gems hidden in the forgotten parts of KZfaq.

@RChuckNorris 9 жыл бұрын

The time has come... Part II is almost out! I hope you enjoy it as much as the first one. And i dare you to watch Part 1 and 2 in one go... lol

@Rock-3D 9 жыл бұрын

GREAT NEWS! I did not expect a part 2, can't wait! Thanks Ace and friend.

@JamookLuke 9 жыл бұрын

the redirect link is broken D;

@RChuckNorris 9 жыл бұрын

***** Holy... youtube cant handle the length of the new vid ... 4,5 hours long or something

@madhya 9 жыл бұрын

hey, dude, I've been wondering, what episode can I find 13:10 on?

@madhya 9 жыл бұрын

or if you uploaded that clip (all of the takes) I'd be your bestest friend forever

@SchteeKx 10 жыл бұрын

I've seen the whole video about 4-5 times, never gets old x)

@anemozen 10 жыл бұрын

i have seriously watched this like 6 times now! Never gets old!

@TORA.Q 7 ай бұрын

bro when a video about old school youtube is old you know sh*t gonna be classic

@davecrupel2817 4 жыл бұрын

"Mine's bigger than yours." "Yeah, but do you know how to use it?" *Mag falls out* 😂😂😂

@notIogan 3 жыл бұрын

the strain of from hutch trying to cock his pistol was so good, the golden days

@brokestudio_ 10 жыл бұрын

best 3 hours and 25 minutes of my life

@KingLouis420th 10 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the 38 seconds!

@INSANEWitG18S 10 жыл бұрын

Including the german guy giving the viewer discretion advised ?

@brokestudio_ 9 жыл бұрын

INSANEWitG18S hell yeah if it wasn't for his effort of 1 minutes and 8 seconds i wouldn't be able to enjoy the rest of the 3hours and 23minutes and 52 seconds

@INSANEWitG18S 9 жыл бұрын

Glad to hear it man :D

@brokestudio_ 9 жыл бұрын

INSANEWitG18S right on!

@Emohunter115 10 жыл бұрын

The Burger Town part always makes me hungry.

@EnQuestOfficial 10 жыл бұрын

emo love ur vids man :)

@Emohunter115 10 жыл бұрын

ISuckAtPcGaming Thanks! :)

@KyleRaymondWarner 9 жыл бұрын

"You hit me in a dream you better wake up and apologies" Best quote ever

@BigECarryTheG 3 жыл бұрын

Reservoir Dogs “You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize”.

@jacobholt3753 4 жыл бұрын

2019 is almost over and I'm still watching this every few months.

@tristandeniet 4 жыл бұрын

This makes me nostalgic for something I didn't even watch when it was going lol

@kittykat5797 5 жыл бұрын

I love how in the beginning, Hutch is so awkward with Sark's jokes and not sure how to play off them, but by the time Seananners comes into the show, Hutch is almost as bad as Sark. If you watch more recent (lol) videos of Seananners, he has basically the same humor as Sark.

@CheisYang 3 жыл бұрын

I think seananners is Like this gelman character from Tim and Eric show. Infunny and a little arrogant

@ike7310 9 жыл бұрын

machinima is nothing without those 3 gods

@Matyboi 9 жыл бұрын

"Due to the evidence hutch provided...yeah I'm pretty sure Nanners has aids..."

@testicularhypertrophy 2 жыл бұрын

Been watching this since 2013 :) it influenced my humor a lot growing up. It’s still so goddamn funny

@jaskbi 9 жыл бұрын

Still watching this 2 years later, and still laugh my ass off I miss the old days

@buss3796 9 жыл бұрын

42:30 That whole "I DONT WANNA GO ANYWHERE HUTCH. I DONT WANNA GO!" That. Was. Acting.

@anguswarrender1752 7 жыл бұрын

Just watching around the ten minute mark, and I can imagine that for every second of every episode, there would just be minutes of gag reel footage of people just laughing at Sark's antics. An absolute legend of a man.

@danielmayes8851 7 жыл бұрын

Angus Warrender yeah, hollywood had them uploaded on his Channel, but he took it down :(

@aceofbeatzz 10 жыл бұрын

Just wanted to thank you guys for over 100k views. Sark is just a legend.... whats your favourite scene in this vid?

@seektheself 10 жыл бұрын

everything? lol

@Mosqueetto 10 жыл бұрын

''have you ever took a duece and thought thats how big a dick i could take'' that genuinly made me laugh till it hurt

@aceofbeatzz 10 жыл бұрын

BrettNicholasG that one tho... I couldn't take a duece after hearing that for the first time without thinking about it.... lol Sark is doing terrible things to us ... =)

@liolp808 Жыл бұрын

The part where Tejbz talked about his date.

@Exantrn 10 жыл бұрын

Sark's reaction to Testy and the Testicles losing the competition is akin to my reaction whenever I get rejected by someone who I really liked.

@LtDavidB312 10 жыл бұрын

It's a shame that Respawn died out. I honestly think that wouldn't have happened if they hadn't tried to start up Team Respawn which most people didn't even hear about.

@EGB_469 9 жыл бұрын

"I'm gonna touch you were your swimsuit covers AAHHH"

@lonelynightm 8 жыл бұрын

How does it feel to know Sark has recognized that you made this by putting a link in his most recent video?

@sillyjobbernowl 8 жыл бұрын

+Lonelynightm He liked this video a good 2 years ago lol.

@s1ke912 8 жыл бұрын

+Lonelynightm what video did he put the link in?

@deltanoodles1975 8 жыл бұрын

+Reggie Arthur Deserter Simulator

@sebastienbenoit3363 8 жыл бұрын

+Bubbs hey buddy are you and snoop working on that mixtape ?

@IrisCorven Жыл бұрын

You'd think someone this legendary would lose their comedic potency over time. No. Dude's still killing it every week, on Twitch.

@dizzyav 8 жыл бұрын

Sark actually posted an annotation to this in his newest video!

@xxTHExxABYSSxx 6 жыл бұрын

On my yearly Sark binge. This is definitely one of my favorite compilations.

@Osafune2 3 жыл бұрын

I remember googling CoD 4 tips and finding Blame Truth back in the day, never thought it would lead where it did and didn't think I would still regularly reminisce now I'm in my thirties. Machining Respawn was genuinely great, it was the kind of inappropriate, anarchic chemistry that simply wouldn't happen now.

@pmarnoze8321 3 жыл бұрын

Good to see everyone again, I’m watching this for my 82 time. Hope you’re having a wonderful time reminiscing through the best days of past

@cheerfuljuan 8 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much for this vid. I can't tell you how many times I come back and watch this and Part 2. You've preserved KZfaq comedy gold, thank you for that

@Waltuh_World 8 жыл бұрын

Remember to use your but kegles

@033jimmy 9 жыл бұрын

Whenever I'm sad it is good to know there is a bit over 3 hours of happiness right here

@aceofbeatzz 9 жыл бұрын

james daniel

@youssefakdim7695 6 жыл бұрын

now 2018...jake paul/logan paul...fuck me

@miatsuzuboski 10 жыл бұрын

The segment at 1:30:00 made me laugh so much....I love Sark..

@godskillskanadebih7116 Ай бұрын

Whenever I have trouble sleeping, this video never fails to help. Thankful for this ❤

@KDill893 10 жыл бұрын

Sark is awesome, and this is a testament to his genius.

@nfrankoff 5 жыл бұрын

THANK GOD you did these because now we can no longer look at any Machinima content, this is the only proof Sark was the best on Machinima.

@overnightgrowth 10 жыл бұрын

Comedy genius. Fuck all those comedy actors like Sandler. I'd rather have Sark in my comedy movies.

@eiatos 3 жыл бұрын

I feel like I come back to this video every couple of months, Sark is definitely the best thing to come out of the Machinima era.

@dezzyhibs 5 жыл бұрын

Whenever I feel down or shitty or just had a shit day, the sark compilations are the perfect remedy ❤️❤️

@aplainbagel6619 3 жыл бұрын

Sark not wanting to drive was always my favorite part from this video. So many amazing moments.

@BigECarryTheG Жыл бұрын

Red Bull 31:20 1:14:49 Shotgun Bang 54:23 Chocolate Cake 1:24:25 F Dog 1:33:20 They're Just Words 1:33:50 As Soon As I See Hollywood 1:46:07 Cupcakes 1:50:00 Nanners Lazy 2:04:00 Every Friday 2:05:28 Wild Thing 2:37:07 BurgerTown 2:38:10 Sark Freestyle 2:52:34 Kid Pics 2:55:31 Occupy Arkham 2:56:40 Song That Describes you 2:59:03 Professional Wrestling Names 3:04:20 100% Of My Audience 3:05:13 Sark’s Perfect Date 3:16:35

@lucky_striker1239 3 жыл бұрын

God I miss these days. I just wish I could go back and enjoy these times more

@dontXwakeXsaya 10 жыл бұрын

I've watched this entire video more times than I can count, and it never gets old. I could literally watch Sark for the rest of my life.

@lemon3423 7 жыл бұрын

God, these guys were the real heroes.

@vashvalentine4991 5 жыл бұрын

i come back to these videos every other year to remember the legend that is Sark

@numbingorphan3437 5 жыл бұрын

It’s 2019 and still watching this compilation it brings back some real good memories.

@seektheself 10 жыл бұрын

ive watched this 5 times and i keep going back to it every day or two, sark is the best. if i ever meet him my life will be complete

@roxayyygirl101 10 жыл бұрын

Seananners isn't short. Hutch and sark are just really tall. Nanners is 5' 11"

@TehBIGBOW 10 жыл бұрын

***** well your family is all giants

@zoharborage6609 10 жыл бұрын

Dont matter to me, tall - short.

@joegarrison5911 4 жыл бұрын

He's actually 5'9 but probably closer to 5'7

@Pouroneoutfor50Cent 3 жыл бұрын

@@joegarrison5911 yeah he’s like 5’5 maybe even 5’3.

@joegarrison5911 3 жыл бұрын

@@Pouroneoutfor50Cent I heard someone say he's actually 5'1 possibly even 4'11

@traviselwell3066 3 жыл бұрын

Sark has said so many things that I never thought I would hear in my life

@jaskbi Жыл бұрын

Coming back to this after nearly 10 years, Sark will forever be a legend

@llamawarllord 10 жыл бұрын

Sark has got to be my favourite KZfaqr.

@Jodobi98 8 жыл бұрын

I'm 20 minutes in and I feel fulfillment and perfection in my life already

@aceofbeatzz 8 жыл бұрын

Wow, people are still watching this :) Good memories.

@INSANEWitG18S 8 жыл бұрын

Yea bitch

@TelecastPropellor96 7 жыл бұрын

nothin else on

@SkelNeldory 5 жыл бұрын

Yup.

@tylermills7161 4 жыл бұрын

Yup

@existant187 3 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah man! Thx for editing this together for us.

@samuelmaney1250 5 жыл бұрын

I find it awesome that this 3hr Sark footage has over a million views. Sark is by far my favorite KZfaqr. Never ceases to make me laugh

@sillyjobbernowl 5 жыл бұрын

I miss these times. Good thing I come back and get to watch this a few times a year.

@zachsworkshoplandscaping4172 2 жыл бұрын

2021 folks - never forget - ill cya in 2022

@robinlundqvist8048 10 жыл бұрын

I just love watching Tejbz trying to teach Hutch how to say "Chokladkaka" xD haha

@ashes6666 3 жыл бұрын

When I was younger I had downloaded these videos and put them on my pc because my internet used to be very bad, thanks for all the good memories! ❤️

@mjawz 10 жыл бұрын

I have now watched this entire video 3 times. Sark, you are a true legend.

@ivanmanapovich3444 10 жыл бұрын

I watch this every night. And have slowly intertwined my humor with Sarks. Which at times can be a bad thing.

@PettyClipper 10 жыл бұрын

i watched the whole thing ;-;

@dannywilkins8679 10 жыл бұрын

same here bru T-T it was worth it!

@ThatPlusCookies 10 жыл бұрын

This is like my 8th time. Every month, basically.

@INSANEWitG18S 9 жыл бұрын

40th time ive watched this

@Moe_DeGrasse 10 жыл бұрын

Haha took a few days to watch it, broke a lung from laughing too damn hard...thanks for the video! We love ya Sark!!

@TehAverageGamer1 3 жыл бұрын

Still in 2020 this is total gold. So glad I got to enjoy this period in Internet history.

@hacoobster0366 3 жыл бұрын

"ah I peed the bed so much. My parents tried everything." Lmfaoo

@erinmallen9884 9 жыл бұрын

Nanners is so small and cute in the middle:>

@MorgynPeters 6 жыл бұрын

I genuinely can't explain how much this video has improved my life

@aceofbeatzz 6 жыл бұрын

OK, as the maker of this vid, can you explain me how it has improved your life?

@DolphinDivePro 8 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much for uploading this! Great to see the old gang having good times!

@TheVolkswagenBus 9 жыл бұрын

19:57 Idk why I always laugh so hard at the way Hutch says "You look terrific too!"

@dogbog99 10 жыл бұрын

When the dude starts talking at the start... it felt like an announcement on a ferry.

@S_on_fire 10 жыл бұрын

His voice is so great!! it's like a cool, mature, creative, dorky, confident and velude ton of voice!

@thomaswf7284 5 жыл бұрын

Came back to watch part 1 and 2 again, glorious videos.

@Me123456789106 8 жыл бұрын

To this day, I do not know why they all started laughing when Sark said "Are you guy's hands shaking?" 1:52:49

@Jeb_Bush 8 жыл бұрын

It's a diabetes joke because of the massive cupcake lol

@Me123456789106 8 жыл бұрын

Okay. I was pretty sure it had to do with diabetes, but I wasn't sure hahaha.

@Xxoneshotonekillx101 10 жыл бұрын

"Twinkle Twinkle Dinosaur, Oh I'm glad I've never heard you snore" lol laughed so hard :)

@aceofbeatzz 10 жыл бұрын

Thank you, I feel the same way. And this video by the way makes me smile everytime I feel like the need of a break/smile :)

@OriginalAsloe 7 жыл бұрын

this is honestly the greatest video on the internet i always come back to it when i want to laugh til it hurts lmaooo

@ChaseChaseChase 10 жыл бұрын

These three people are amazing

@masteryee1499 8 жыл бұрын

Deffinetly one of the most unrecognized and underrated content creators on youtube

@cmmttd2excllnce 10 жыл бұрын

This makes me so happy every time i watch this.

@tapio111 10 жыл бұрын

This video is just the greatest. Its like watching video of old friends and brings back memories..

@pizzadude400 8 жыл бұрын

I love how Mr. Sark made fun of chilledt 22:15, and now he plays with the guy almost daily Lol.

@jacindabrooks1097 7 жыл бұрын

Literally was about to comment that xD It's funny now looking back lol

@aceof8S 7 жыл бұрын

XD yeah! Chilled and Sark are my favorites, too!

@samuel2645 7 жыл бұрын

He wasn't making fun of chilled, he was making fun of RWJ. Lol

@Shadow0fd3ath24 7 жыл бұрын

where do you buy yours drugs? he was making fun of Ray William Johnson, he even mentioned his name in an offensive name and did a RWJ song...and even did the same gay transition screen too. how did you ever get chills from that?

@doctorsocktor 6 жыл бұрын

The joke went right over your head

@DeeplyDisturbing92 10 жыл бұрын

I can only imagine the working being put down in making this vid, kudos!

@aceofbeatzz 10 жыл бұрын

4 to 5 days work as far as I can remember in total. Yep, a lot. But at the same time i was having fun and laughing my ass off :)

@LoadedTunafish 10 жыл бұрын

Ace Beatz Hey man can you PLEASE tell me the song or the episode of the first clip (sark and the axe spray). And thanks for making this video. its literally the best.

@Jishieus 10 жыл бұрын

This makes me happy that they are all back together making videos again

@DEVN31 9 жыл бұрын

I've watched this fully like 10 times already. Sark's delivery is fucking amazing, The way Hutch and Nanners communicate with him really adds to it, too.

@aceofbeatzz 9 жыл бұрын

Man, Im so glad you guys still digg it. :)