How did i miss this Playstation moment back in 1997? This is the "secret" ending you get if you have collected all the DNA. Jeff Goldblum is a dick.
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@theraymunator2 жыл бұрын
Gotta love how your reward for completing the game is Jeff Goldblum telling you to touch grass
@24framedavinci39 Жыл бұрын
Not just completing the game. You had to find every collectable in the game to get this ending. Was before the internet existed too. This was an appropriate ending. I laughed my ass off when I got it.
@Ailerus12 жыл бұрын
i wish this was the ending to every game when you 100% achieve it
@BearBlanc710 жыл бұрын
Jeff Goldblum is the greatest man ever.
@BattleCat38794 жыл бұрын
Also true in 2020
@abhijaik703 жыл бұрын
Also true in 2021
@jaygooese42422 жыл бұрын
I like this guy being an actor
@julesrincon45312 жыл бұрын
Also true in 2022
@googooblack12 Жыл бұрын
Also true in 2023
@chunkylefunga8 жыл бұрын
I think Jeff needs to do this for more games.
@politicsequalsgarbag8 жыл бұрын
Every game ever made should have this ending.
@jigsawzoubir8 жыл бұрын
And for every web browser.
@Whispurer5 жыл бұрын
Jurassic World evolution should have had this ending.
@youngcapo51882 жыл бұрын
Make him come out in call of duty I heard they need him there…
@flightlesslord26884 ай бұрын
imagine finishing like Red Dead 2 and fucking Jeff Goldblum shows up at Arthur's grave, turns to you, and tells you go touch grass lol
@phoenixmaster17292 жыл бұрын
He literally said: " go touch grass, get some maidens."
@n0isyturtle8 жыл бұрын
This made me cry harder than an anime fan on prom night.
@lysander7898 жыл бұрын
"OHHH!!!!" ~Every MLG video ever.
@NeverSaySandwich1 Жыл бұрын
Mighty number 10!
@User-ge7niАй бұрын
@@lysander789cringe
@maad1670 Жыл бұрын
the devs and him are ahead of their time with this
@dennis_duran4 жыл бұрын
“Call a member of the opposite sex” *homosexuals have left the chat*
@atkvin3 жыл бұрын
Hey now, you could call your mom/dad and make sure they're doing alright!
@juancarlosballesteros83932 жыл бұрын
@@atkvin But then you would not be knowing what he's talking about
@jameshoffa70859 ай бұрын
good
@Sparrows11214 ай бұрын
Well its not like homosexuals can reproduce to begin with. Life umm finds a way "But umm... using what works is for the best"
@shortandy62842 ай бұрын
based goldbloom
@crys3838 жыл бұрын
The good old days when getting an actor from a movie to appear in your game was viewed as the holy grail, even if all they did was chastise the player for all the time they'd spent playing the game.
@yarpen269 жыл бұрын
it's almost as good as those old nintendo endings, remember those? CONGLATURATION YOU ARE GREAT
@Facelessman2544 жыл бұрын
YOU'RE WINNER
@mypowerbob11 жыл бұрын
At least its Jeff that tells us to get a life
@machintosh3008 Жыл бұрын
Every game should have this be a secret cutscene for 100% completion
@sleazyhunterx50927 жыл бұрын
something about these old videos in PS1 and PC games from the 90's as cutscenes or secret endings makes me feel cuddly inside...
@24framedavinci39 Жыл бұрын
I got this video on the Genesis. Long before ps1 or even Sega CD existed.
@strahljd8 жыл бұрын
I will not turn off my computer, Mr. Goldblum
@delltube7778 жыл бұрын
This is a great ending, I wish more games had endings like this one.
@iWillWakeYouUp10 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, that must've taken some balls to put in the game.
@ianmalcolmislasornaandsand11922 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, that must've taken some balls to put in the game.
@SpaceMissile11 ай бұрын
@@ianmalcolmislasornaandsand1192 holy shit balls!
@bradleysmith94315 ай бұрын
The game was difficult enough no one ever saw the ending. 😂
@ORLY9118 жыл бұрын
I remember the ending for the Spider Man game (for the first movie, xbox/ps2) had something similar where it ended with peter going like "games over, go outside and play!"
@mistylear199 жыл бұрын
Outside? Is that a secret level?
@TheOpinionatedPerson9 жыл бұрын
mistylear19 Yeah, better keep playing until you unlock it ;)
@mistylear199 жыл бұрын
TheOpinionatedPerson But I heard it's a really hard level to unlock, is it worth it?
@Total_L0ser9 жыл бұрын
mistylear19 I think its a myth BUT myths aren't always fake
@mistylear199 жыл бұрын
Snappy Da Pyromaniac Turtle Still doesn't answer if it's worth it to try.
@axelrivera33825 жыл бұрын
After 10 years u think u would find the secret level.
@ImSquiggs8 жыл бұрын
Hahah, this is awesome. I love the old games where the reward for being it was a still-screen image or a short movie or something.
@VoldemortsMissingNose8 жыл бұрын
You must reach a whole new level of game playing. You actually become the game
@metasonix8 жыл бұрын
And the game mocks you.....
@Certifiable8 жыл бұрын
He just thinks Earth Girls Are Easy.
@tranquelmischief10 жыл бұрын
This wisdom should be shared more often
@PillowTalk42011 жыл бұрын
This was pretty much the ending of every good, long game I played in the 90's.
@ReallyYoureDenied5 жыл бұрын
What a ending. Best game ending of all time.
@-sleepy-3 жыл бұрын
at least he didn't tell me to touch grass
@PsychedelicCharm Жыл бұрын
That's a creative way of breaking the fourth wall.
@seanscap2 жыл бұрын
can't believe my childhood game is just as old as this footage
@hoodiesticks8 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Mike Tyson condescendingly complimenting your "finger speed" in Punch Out. Also, Reddit says hi.
@tommyshelby62478 жыл бұрын
You fucking loser.
@amadoreblackwood9908 жыл бұрын
They hate Clinton there. Sanders is who they love.
@thealienpredatorfly8 жыл бұрын
+lombado22 Not necessarily
@TWAINLOL8 жыл бұрын
im pretty sure the donald sub is dominating lately
@JustinLe8 жыл бұрын
reddit is actually predimonantly trump-biased and pro-trump these days, sometimes bernie. but 100% anti-clinton, heh
@protoclastic3 жыл бұрын
From a different time and a very different world. A real man.
@AngusBeer8 жыл бұрын
This is still the best game ending to grace the internet
@dylanwong606510 жыл бұрын
Jeff Goldblum is my favorite actor.
@andrewotaku16793 жыл бұрын
This is an exceedingly Malcolm thing to do, and I love it.
@Natedawg38 Жыл бұрын
Strive to be like Jeff Goldblum.
@gtone3396 жыл бұрын
He's back in Jurassic World sequel!
@moatguy44714 жыл бұрын
Nice to see this on KZfaq. I did hear about this ending but it was so long finding out where it comes from. Every time I looked this up it said you get it from collecting all the DNA keys in the game. I tried this lots of times for years on the copy I have and dispite collecting all the DNA keys in the game the secret ending with Malcolm never apeared. Still puzzled by this and yet finding it on KZfaq I tried to dig a bit further. That's when I found out in a video discription that the ending only apears from collecting all the DNA keys in a special edition of the game which included a bonus level with playing the T-Rex. In the end while the Malcolm secret ending exists in the special edition of the game' DNA keys or not it was not included in the first edition like the one I have though the reason for it not being included in the first edition is still a mystery.
@24framedavinci39 Жыл бұрын
I got this ending long before the internet existed. Didn't even know about the special video. I laughed so hard when this happened.
@moatguy4471 Жыл бұрын
@@24framedavinci39 Good for you. I don't understand why it was never included in the first edition that I had. At least I now know it only exists in the special edition and after all these years at long last get to see it.
@ianmalcolmislasornaandsand11922 жыл бұрын
I like this guy being an actor
@daftpunk89 Жыл бұрын
This should be the ending of every FromSoftware game
@HoStevie8 жыл бұрын
Came from Reddit 👍
@mrguff93048 жыл бұрын
This'll be on Facebook tomorrow via The Lad Bible and Buzzfeed.
@kaesec8 жыл бұрын
We're the trendsetters
@Jesse-cw5pv8 жыл бұрын
stfu
@hendrixnow8 жыл бұрын
we are the meme makers
@Mushbug888 жыл бұрын
Well, at least you came out of the closet.
@donaldekern7687 жыл бұрын
Set speed to 0.5 for the drunk goldblum version
@aarona1c5 жыл бұрын
Oh man, I forgot about Drunk Goldblum! Thanks man, that was freaking hilarious!
@PurpleWind6410 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of th' last line of th' last cutscene of the SpongeBob Movie game. The narrator says, "Now go outside and get some Sun. You look awful pale!"
@Destruction5210 ай бұрын
I imagine the producers of the game telling Jeff: "Yeah, this game is hard AF so give them something and then run from a dinousaur"
@RickRaptor1052 жыл бұрын
This has amazing meme potential
@FoxAzureOfficial6 жыл бұрын
I pity the fool who ACTUALLY unlocked this on their own... Or pitty me for committing the Level Select code to Muscle Memory. I'm dead serious... Square X Circle Triangle Circle X Square Circle Triangle Circle X Square (repeat 3 times) @_@ I still remember!
@johnnyd31582 жыл бұрын
0:47 Best advice that could ever be given by Ian Malcolm, a.k.a. Jeff Goldblum.
@flightlesslord26884 ай бұрын
'You beat the t-rex now touch grass and get a girlfriend' Will do Jeff, thank you
@ianlewis53852 ай бұрын
This ending is really ahead of its time. It's essentially a PSA reminding us to go outside and not to spend too much time with electronics. Given how there was a recent WildAid PSA hosted by Bryce Dallas Howard about rhino horns that tied in with the series (using a guest appearance by a Sinoceratops), maybe an update of this clip could air on television.
@Imaculata9 жыл бұрын
I hope the new movie ends this way as well. "Congratulations, you made it through this whole CGI bloated godawful mess!"
@NeverSaySandwich19 жыл бұрын
And that is exactly what it is going to be
@nwawallace9 жыл бұрын
Imaculata It was actually pretty good, though I do wish they used more practical effects and animatronics. There was maybe 3 in the whole film.
@Imaculata9 жыл бұрын
I heard that it was. But I refuse to watch the movie because of the dreadful script. I believe that Hollywood should put a little more effort into their writing, We have become way too accepting of badly written movie scripts.
@nwawallace9 жыл бұрын
Imaculata We've become way to accepting of other peoples opinions rather then experiencing and forming opinions of our own.
@Imaculata9 жыл бұрын
Tarkhun Fora I think part of the problem is that people think that it is okay to turn off your brain for a big blockbuster. But how about the Hollywood writers turn their brain on? The moment anyone suggested weaponized dinosaurs in a Jurassic World script, is the moment they should have gotten a different writer. Preferably one with a working brain. We should not excuse bad screenwriting so easily.
@herrcobblermachen12 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU. About time someone added this. Scoured the net forever for this one. Thaaank youu
@sandrarodriguez81704 жыл бұрын
Jeff goldblum is my number 1 actor in the lost World jurassic Park
@JSkagnetti12 жыл бұрын
Jeff Goldblum tells it like it is!
@paulstaker88618 жыл бұрын
call em for what? a pizza? *cries in corner*
@thedust06223 жыл бұрын
Tobey Maguire: Pizza Time !
@DreadfulExMile5056 жыл бұрын
It's not "Jeff Goldblum" in this video, kids, it's Ian Malcolm. He's acting in character (though admittedly it's hard to tell the difference sometimes)
@hanaparkhill35658 жыл бұрын
OMG I don't want to go out and get 'laid', I want to stare at a young Jeff G.
@jonathantorres40852 жыл бұрын
Jeff Goldblum is literally the meaning of life
@RySenkari8 жыл бұрын
This video should play after getting all 721 Pokemon.
@DrBones-ys1ii4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for playing Chrono Cross for us Vinny.
@Ashmole312 жыл бұрын
THANKS CHEF GOLDBLUM
@michaelchallis41295 жыл бұрын
“Call a member of the opposite sex.” The ‘90s were a different time...
@RubyMVmistress4 жыл бұрын
It was the best time.
@Idk-dc7hv2 жыл бұрын
How? Do you think people that aren’t straight didn’t exist in the 1990s?
@Sparrows11214 ай бұрын
It was cooler than Overtly Docile people who rather be Terminally Online in weekdays. As compared to going to school to learn a skill, or as one smart reddit post told me "Life is easier if you arent stupid"
@marcen122 жыл бұрын
When Goldblum tells you to get a life, you do it.
@cameronsharp20226 жыл бұрын
First part at 0:01 gives me goosebumps: message decoding decoding from Dr Ian Malcolm - You will now meet the Grandmaster, prepare yourself...
@Facelessman2544 жыл бұрын
This is so 90s I love it
@Costinmusca8 жыл бұрын
Good ol' games ;) Oh... and yeah, game endings :))
@liddddddd8 жыл бұрын
LE REDDIT ARMY HAS ARRIVED
@johncoupon93838 жыл бұрын
Prepare the fedora lancher.
@BigBoiPachi8 жыл бұрын
+John Coupon I like fedoras! And lunchables
@mrguff93048 жыл бұрын
Reddit is the internet, that's just how things are.
@cjames54978 жыл бұрын
where is Berta Lovejoy?
@DeltaSpark84 жыл бұрын
What are you doing on computer? Go outside, SO BEAUTIFUL!!
@JanitorAntisocial11 жыл бұрын
Glad I could help you feel better about yourself, man.
@RATPT0I12 жыл бұрын
@Jenema2 That was Gabe Newell.
@MastersDefender2 жыл бұрын
Ah, now, eventually you do plan to have secrets on your, on your "secret" ending, right? Hello? Hello? Yes?
@carnotaurusking61610 жыл бұрын
Hilarious. Just hilarious.
@immortalxsquid8 жыл бұрын
The army came.
@cm59332 жыл бұрын
Lmao the only way he can talk to people that don’t get out
@GuyWithThePie8 жыл бұрын
I wonder what happened to the Reddit Armie. You know, the group of people with fedora avatars who post satirical comments on any video that's featured on Reddit.
@beanbag44408 жыл бұрын
+Bob Lamper you forgot the the /s to imply sarcasm
@bigbiz44908 жыл бұрын
That's not how autism works...
@GuyWithThePie8 жыл бұрын
Raze Fan That sucks. Those guys were hilarious. Milton Dew was one of my favorites.
@masterxak8 жыл бұрын
this video was offensive to m'lady's and stuff le reddit armie has been notified. *tips fedora* how's that feel better?
@theamazingempiricist11 жыл бұрын
Thank you Dr. Goldblum, I talked to a member of the opposite sex thanks to you
@NokturnalMTG8 жыл бұрын
I love Jurassic Park video games and Jeff Goldblum. this video completes me
@Gordonmarquezjuggler11 жыл бұрын
I loved that when I finished the game . jeff's awsome lol
@gtone3393 жыл бұрын
Jeff needs a secret ending for Jurassic World Evolution 2 hehe!
@MichaelHunt1858 жыл бұрын
All of the comments are old enough to be archived like old-newspaper-early-90's-internet-browsing-style.
@Filipjphry11 жыл бұрын
Gone Home needed an ending like this
@credenzamostro11 жыл бұрын
It's like saving the world and getting a loud "Fuck You" as a reward.
@monkeyslaye8 жыл бұрын
Call a member of the opposite sex? What about the LGBT community? This is triggering me! Somebody do something!!
@Mateo124858 жыл бұрын
please be sarcasm
@areustalkinmedafk54378 жыл бұрын
start a protest
@ripndipp8 жыл бұрын
I can't stop laughing
@UniversalHeat8 жыл бұрын
Wow, what a fresh and original joke! Triggers! Ha!
@Zaugr8 жыл бұрын
+Brian Smith you're forgetting there's also the race card so many black people use, and blm. the triggered/pc culture can go for everyone apart from straight, white, cis men.
@WiscoDrinks8 жыл бұрын
Get the stink blown off me? How does he know i am in the basement wallowing in filth?
@Kaiju_Lord8 жыл бұрын
Well that's one way to put it...
@Macho_Fantastico11 жыл бұрын
This is perfect. Only Jeff could pull it off.
@TheDrAwesomepants11 жыл бұрын
Jeff Goldblum should do the ending of every video game.
@danielmaraist769910 жыл бұрын
Only Jeff Goldblum
@hectorguzman84352 жыл бұрын
How many of us got the stink blown off us?
@TheFingledorf5 жыл бұрын
Jeff Gerstblum
@thedefectality11 жыл бұрын
Yea i remember this when i was a kid.
@rileygestwa50425 жыл бұрын
Jeff is such a boss
@SLBysusparidas7 жыл бұрын
What someone sees after logging off TUMBLR.
@Trevurie8 жыл бұрын
Nope! I'm gonna watch more youtube videos...
@skoomamuch3568 жыл бұрын
also applies to people who spends more time on Reddit and NeoFag
@bagrisham7 жыл бұрын
Pretty good advice. We can't spend all of our time on the Internet. It is a great tool, but we need to limit the time it takes to share our thoughts to an acceptable amount. One that is healthy and doesn't limit our development.
@PHONEyah4 жыл бұрын
hittin different in covid times
@DefaultGray12 жыл бұрын
That was fucking hilarious.
@Waluario11 жыл бұрын
Idunno, and what's this "outside" thingie he's speaking of? Is it something you eat!? ~♪
@staticfl998 жыл бұрын
safe space violation warning... /sigh
@grfrjiglstan8 жыл бұрын
I can think of no greater reward than Jeff Goldblum telling me to go get a life.
@SilverTiger40004 жыл бұрын
Did this ending is just achievable in special edition or on the normal one too?