So his daughter did a backflip, stabbed the raptor's neck and saved the day!

“So it killed everybody on the boat and then got back in the cargo hold and closed the door?” I remember wondering about this in the theater.

Fun fact: gymnastics has killed more dinosaurs in the Jurassic park Franchise than guns ever did.

"ah the Lost World, so this movie will follow the novel?" "the what?" "the sequel to Jurassic Park written by the same author?" "oh.... yeah we didn't know that was a thing." "really? seems like it would have provided a great outline for a screenplay" "yeah, totally! we didn't use it though. whoops" "whoopsie!"

“I figure we throw them a bone... of a child” ☠️☠️☠️

“Risking your life so nobody sees your ding dong is TIGHT” I couldn’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂

I love the second "whoopsie" where he's not into it and he's just trying to move on to the next thing.

"The best sense of smell? Didn't we establish in the first movie they hunted on sight and couldn't even smell Grant and Lex from a foot away?" "Whoops" "Whoopsie!"

sacrificing a child in the begin of the movie is tight

"And then later in San Diego" Can't stop laughing

That was one of the best pitch meetings I’ve seen yet. I couldn’t stop laughing at “Do you have any other short films you want to tack on to the end of this thing?” 🤣

"I feel like this whole San Diego thing is unnessesary" "Yeah" I love how proud he looks with that "yeah"

Fans: that gymnastics scene was one of the dumbest moments in movie history JPIII: hold my "Alan."

"Do you have any other short films you'd like to tack onto the end of this?" LOL

“I figured we throw them a bone.. of a child” I’m dead 🤣

3:24 The low key “whoopsie” heard ‘round the world.

Damn Ryan should see a physiotherapist for his back, he is carrying the channel.

Just FYI, since a lot of people don't know this: Michael Crichton wrote the original script for the novel Jurassic Park in the early 1980s as a child friendly adventure novel from the prespective of a child since he was inspired to write the story at all due to the amazement he witnessed children all over the world have with dinosaurs. Every publisher he went to turned him down but without telling him why until years and several rewrites later, one finally told Crichton that he would never get Jurassic Park published if it is told from the perspective of a child. So he rewrote the novel to be hard science fiction, horror-thriller and it got picked up and published in 1990. Back then he was already friends with Spielberg and the two were working on a project based on an old screenplay by Crichton called 24 Hours that would later turn into the tv series ER. Crichton told Spielberg about Jurassic Park and Spielberg was interested in directing it, causing Crichton to make sure that Spielberg and Universal would get the film deal and no other studio or director. Spielberg then gave the film the feeling of awe and wonder back that Crichton wanted to have in the novel originally. He also shifted some of the focus back onto the children and reduced the gore and horror elements. And to honour this original vision of a child-friendly novel told from the perspective of a child, every single Jurassic Park film, even the short film Battle at Big Rock, has children, regardless if it really makes sense to have them in there or not.

"...and then later in San Diego..." "-Wait, what?" ^my exact reaction in the theatre watching this first time.

"He takes the baby T-Rex, because he cares of nature and stuff... -What?"

I think we need a pirates of the Caribbean pitch meeting soon :D

A Mandalorian Pitch Meeting would be TIGHT!

My boyfriend doesnt watch these and has no idea when i quote Ryan's slogans. WHOOPSIE

“ Well you know the dinosaurs worked so hard I’d figure we’d throw them a bone... of a child.” 🤣

That 2nd "whoopsie" is the real MVP 🏆

"It starts with 'oooh and ah.' Then there's running and screaming."

"The tech guy gets eaten" DON'T YOU DISRESPECT EDDIE THAT WAY. HE IS A GOD DAMN HERO.

I love how l In the second "whoops," Ryan was unenthusiastic. Like, "Nah we did one already."

"Very inconsistent values." That would be a good name for a movie. it would be tight.

When the scriptwriter guy said they leave in a helicopter, I thought the movie was over too. Totally forgot about San Diego!

It's hilarious that the T-Rex kills everyone on the boat somehow and then goes back under and closes the door. It's also ridiculous how it just sneaks up at the very end without making any noise. I loved the line about tacking on more short films at the end!

Pitch Meeting: "Super-" Audience in time: "-Easy, Barely an Inconvenience".

When he realized the movie still continues after the Island killed me. 🤣

I'm surprised he didn't mention the whole "Vince Vaughn unloading the guy's gun in a clearly dangerous situation just because he doesn't like hunters, resulting in unnecessary human deaths" thing.

That whole running into danger, so no one can see his ding dong literally had me on the floor with tears. It was the best one yet in these Pitch Meetings.

Finally someone noticed the T-Rex would have locked himself back in the cargo hold after killing everyone.

"They only use this island for breeding and raising the dinosaurs..." "But, didn't they say in the first movie that all the dinosaurs were female so that they couldn't breed?" "Whoops!" "Whoopsie!"

Getting a notification for pitch meetings is tight

4:50 you forgot about the T- Rex doing the most evil thing anybody could do: killing a dog

Watched a bunch of Pitch Meetings today. It's great to see how they have evolved and how Ryan has tightened up the editing so well, barely a second lost. Great work as always. Tight editing is......no I'm not saying that.

_"Any other short film you'd like to tack on to the end?"_ -- HAHAHHahaahhahaaa!

...and that’s why whenever I hear someone say the word “convenience”, it feels off... *It has to come along with the full sentence and two Ryans!* Therapist: oh, being influenced by an internet thingie is tight!

I love how "barely an inconvenience," "unclear," and "oh ____ is/are tight!" are in every single one of these.

The "Whoops. Whoopsie" exchange is my favorite of his catchphrases. Ryan George is a comedic genius.

And then later in San Diego... What?!

"Really felt like this movie was over." "Well it's not!"

The Big Game Hunter Roland Tembo, expertly portrayed by the late Pete Postlethwaite, was the best part of this movie.

The "whoopsie" at 3:23 was so casual that you can see the Writer Guy isn't even trying anymore.

3:23 That almost forced, fast „Whoopsie“ is genius. Says a lot about my sense of humour that I find even slight changes to old catch phrases hilarious..

4:01 using gymnastics on raptors is tight!

Dude this is funny as hell!

“So all that stuff we saw in the first movie was...” Hollywood: ...Hopefully forgotten by everyone in the audience. Sounds accurate. 😂😂

3:24 unusual casual "whoopsie"

Please do a PITH MEETING for HIGHLANDER!!! "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!"

Binge watching all the pitch meetings during quarantine is TIGHT, it's also super easy, barely an inconveniance.

I love how excited he gets every time he hears that characters from a previous movie are returning for the sequel. 🤣🤣

Pitch meeting for Mad Max: Fury Road please!

Should’ve been called Whoops! Whoopsie: The movie

There's so much wrong with this one that you could easily do a 1 hour pitch special. It was like watching a video game, as characters tried to make it from level to level before confronting the Big Boss.

Everytime I watch these I can't comme t enough how funny and amazing they are. Saw some of the older Pitch Meeting videos and gotta say this character style just makes takes it from gold to diamond

03:59 So the daughter did a backflip, kicked the bad dinousaur in the neck and saved the day.

So when will you guys do a Back to the Future Pitch Meeting? I need it.

I gotta say, I'd seriously like to see these pitch meetings for every film I've seen in my life! i can not get enough!

He should do a pirates of the Caribbean pitch meeting

The Room Pitch Meeting, please! What a Pitch Meeting, Ryan!

Literally saw this notification clicked and liked before even watching. Now I can laugh in peace.

KZfaq should give Ryan a price for being the most quoted guy in the comments, on KZfaq, from "super easy", over "tight", "Whoopsie", "Get of my back", "Well ok then", "That´s what we are going with"... ... ... to "Barely an inconvinience"

The girl in the beginning doesn't die John Hammond said that she is fine

3:25 that caught me off guard 😂

"Screen Rant makes other videos than pitch meetings you know?" "Why" "Unclear" "That Works!"

DUDE! Your Pitch Meetings have literally been getting me through this pandemic! I was watching "Rampage" on Netflix and literally paused it to check if you'd made one for it haha... PLEASE DO A DWAYNE "THE ROCK" JOHNSON SERIES!! 🤘

Roland is the best character. His name his "Roland," but his personality and skill set are more like a cross between Mordecai and Sir Hammerlock.

When will we see a Pitch Meeting for Godzilla King of the Monsters?

Pitch 'Love Actually' please.

subtle "woopsie" with the snake in the shirt, running into a T-Rex's mouth. One of the best woopsies you've ever done! You never cease to amaze, Ryan!

Ryan, do a pitch meeting for Contact with Jodie Foster

"We throw them a bone of a child." I had to pause the video there as I was laughing way too hard to hear anything being said. x'D

PLZ DO A PITCH MEETING OF THE GIVER AND ANY OF THE CARS MOVIES it would be super easy barely an inconvenience

3:58 God damn him and his "what..?"s lolol

The scene where the little girl gets attacked is in the book, although the girl was only attacked by one tiny dinosaur and she’s only bitten in one arm. The movie version is so disturbing.

...WHOOPS WHOOOOPSIE it gets me everytime xD

Never can I ever : get tired of a good old screen rant !! Ty for the entertainment during quarantine!!❤️❤️🦠💯

3:24 that sped up "whoopsie" was like we gotta move this along, there's a TON of bullshit to cover

4:39 "So it killed everyone on the boat and went back in the cargo hold and closed the door?" That cracked me up so much! p.s: What about a Pitch Meeting where nothing is pitched? Oh wait. I uploaded that. 😏

Do a pitch meeting for pulp fiction

Do Kungfu Panda man, it has so much punchline potential

"They're both from the first movie" could be a repeating gag

“Is there anymore short films you wanna tack onto this thing?” 😂😂

Thank you. I was getting worried I wouldn't be graced with your humor today.

This was one of the funniest Pitch Meetings in a long time lmao

It just never gets old. Ever. Keep fighting the good fight Ryan.

I wish I had seen this instead of Lost World when it was in theaters.

Pitch meeting for Mars attacks! "So your telling me the aliens weakness is loud music and when they hear it their heads explode?" Yes "And nobody on the entire planet had any music on whilst they invaded?" "Apparently not."

Its crazy how bad the ending of this movie is, that San Diego part was so tacked on for no reason.

“Oh, risking your life, so nobody sees your ding dong is tight” LOOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂

3:41 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I've been Binge-Watching these all week, because Pitch Meetings Are Tight!😁

4:30 This plot hole bugged me so much as a kid and continued to bug me up to this day...

My favorite part of the movie was how the. Raptor understood English and actually turned around when Ian's daughter yelled "Hey, you!" then waited patiently for her to finish swinging and flipping on the bar before she kicked him.

Thanks for using young Jeff Goldblum from the first movie as a thumnail to get me here immediately.