"So was my mum, but she didn't crow about it as loud as you." 😂 Scrum might be one of the funniest charachters of the franchise.

"An astronomer contemplates the sky" "On a donkey" "There's NO DONKEY"

I was studying horology at uni when this came out. So grateful for all the jokes I got afterward

"So you're saying your mother is academically inclined?" "More like horizontally reclined." Gets me everytime.

Their reaction when they knew she was a horologist was priceless 🤣

This conversation is so frustratingly perfect!! 😂😂😂 “a horologist. No shame in that love.”💀💀

Stars don't shine SHE forgot the donkey xD

More like a horizontally reclined xD

Jack didn't judge her. I love that about him.

Whoever thought of this part of the script, is an absolute genius!

Horizontaly reclined 😂😂😂

1:54 this scene always cracks me up 😂😂

The boat sound at 1:59 is perfectly placed- as if boat also was shocked that she’s a horologist. 😂

I atleast thought Gibbs would get it.

"And she was always looking at her watch" "I can vouch for that" There's some backstory here that I must know👀

Gibbs is a sailing master, which is why he is always referred to as Master Gibbs. It is literally his job to know all about what she is talking about

1:30 Carina's thoughts: "If I hear the word 'donkey' one more time......"

I love how she confused all the pirates. She was talking about astronomy and they were like... uhn?

"I can vouch for that." I spat my tea 🤣

They were quiet respectful their reactions 😂😂😂😂

I understand that it’s pirates of the Caribbean and any sense of historical accuracy has gone out the window, but by this time in history, sailors had been using celestial navigation for centuries. With the exception of some new uneducated crew new to life at sea, most would have a passing knowledge of how it works and what the terms mean.

If this was old Pirates, Jack and Gibbs would have easily figured this out before Carina even explained.

I like how Jack tricked Carina into saying to him where was the map using her prejudice of him (she believed that he was the typical murderous and evil pirate)

*Opens hands nervously* "no shame in that..I mean we all..need to make a living eh..." lmao

"Horizontally reclined" is the only part of this movie worth watching for.

"So your mother is academically inclined?" "More like a... horizontally reclined." I'm dead 😂

The look on their face when she said ''Horologist''

The sharp intakes of breath when she says she’s a horologist. 😂

I just like how everyone of them are respectful of her. And was just like, "yeah, thats fine. Its a living really, you don't have to tell people though. Keep that to yourself."

Explaining navigating by the stars to veteran pirates, which usually was the only way to navigate the ocean. Lovely writing.

All they heard was the "Hor" in Horologist. 😂

Remember that time when Jack tells Barbosa that she is a Horologist 😂😂😂

"The map is there" "Where?" "On the tip of your finger" I think its a normal thing for the pirates In there time, hahaha.

Gibbs looks so horrified when she says she's a horologist. And Jack's face when they all turn towards Marty is hilarious: 😦. 😂

It’s funny how they all came to same conclusion for Horologist- no 2nd thought😄

"are you saying your mother was academically inclined" XD

The map noMAN can read but a woman can.

No matter how great this is I can never get over Captain Jack's right hand placement at 1:52 after the camera changes

I love how Scrum was contemplating hard at 1:20 before he said that line at 1:25 LMAO

"then, how do you breed them?" 🤣🤣🤣 that always gets me..i watched this twice and i still laughed!! 🤣

"My mum was always looking at her watch" gets me every damn time

Whoever wrote this script is a comical genius.

"Give me the map...or I will kill..." [unnecessarily long pause] "...him." [points vaguely at Henry]

"There is no map in this map" The more you think about this line, the funnier it gets

Elizabeth, Will and Barbosa's kids hangin out with uncle Jack and his friends.😂

This scene is a pure masterpiece😂😂hats off to the writer

that gasp cracks me everytime

Funny scene, although it still bothers me how they got Jack wrong, Jack always had a surprisingly sophisticated vocabulary and was really witty, here he's just dumb

“There’s no map in this map”

"More like horizontally reclined"

"What? No..." Love the exasperation in Carina's voice 🙂

" There's no map in this map " 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂 .. you're the best johnny 🤣❤️

Scrum is an underrated side character. He made this scene 10 times funnier than it had the right to be. I've always liked how Jack's crew was different from others though in the sense they'd at least try to not be judgemental of women and whatnot. With all the whole "bad luck to have a lady aboard" and other stuff, not to mention well, darker things the series never got into. Penelope Cruz was kept alive for blood relation only so that one really doesn't count, plus 4 sucked horribly anyway, except for the mermaids and barbossa's ending. 5 was pretty epic and people saying it retconned anything but the compass just don't have the capacity to pay attention truthfully and thus missed out on a really solid sequel that feels more like and looks way more like the original trilogy in every way-hope a 6th can keep this going.

Grindelwald what are you doing

I find it funny that using the stars to navigate is a concept she came up with, which begs the question as to how these guys ever got anywhere since using the stars as guides is the oldest form of navigation around

In the first four movies, everyone of these characters were pretty smart, they're damn pirates they should know how to read the stars. I just think disney made all the men in this movie dumb, just to empower the female character.

1:56Master Gibbs facial expression is priceless and it fucking gets me errtym🤣🤣🤣

If somebody in the 17th century told me they were horologists, I'd send them to go and pray in a church to ask for forgiveness.

On the tip of your finger 😂 Line gets me everytime especially when marty says i can vouch for that

They don't even know what's going on or what she's saying!

2:08 “And she was always looking at her watch.” “I could bide for that.” 😂

Didn’t sailors use the stars to navigate? Jack of all people should have known that.

You searched for this scene, didn't you?! ; )

That dwarf is easily one of the best parts of the series xD

No shame in that dear I mean we all need to earn a living hey

Calling it "The Map No Man Can Read" seems a bit ridiculous when you think about it. The map was the stars; sailors used stars to navigate all the time.

,,I beg you, please, don't argue with her. "-sounds like ,,Don't do it man, she's dangerous!" 😂 ,,-On a donkey. -No there's no donkey!"😂😂😂😂😂

The most hilarious scene in all PoC franchise "i could vouch for that"

2:08 'No..No I am a (W) Horologist' 'So was my mum but she didn't cry about it as bad as you' 'You are saying your mother was academically inclined?' 'More like uhhh horizontally... Reclined...' *CONFUSION: 1000*

they understand nothing of what she said the whole time but immediately gasped as soon as they heard the word "whore" 💀

It is geniunely hilarious that 17th century sailors react like this to the concept of navigating by the stars.

This is funny as hell......

1:56 Jack’s ...well everything screams “you now have my full undivided attention” 😂

"The map is THERE." "On the tip of her finger!" Lmfaooo 😂

Watching this on Disney * and they removed the joke

jack sparrow, the only man that i know who says stuff like "theres no map in this map" regularly while hes entirely (for all i know) sober

Effy knows quite a bit about horology

Imagine being an academically inclined Horologist and not knowing how to pronounce the name of your study.

The whole time I'm watching this scene I'm thinking "you're sailors! How do you not understand how this works?! Have you never heard of a star chart before?!"

More like horizontally reclined🤣🤣🤣🤣

Carina: The map is there. *points up* *Everyone looks up* Jack: Where? Marty: On the tip of your finger? This shows how stupid most people can be, even in real life. Someone shows you where something is and you just look at where they’re pointing asking “where?” 😂🤣😂

For a movie that didn’t hold a light to the previous movies, this scene really is up there amongst the top scenes in all the movies

Big word lady confusing for pirates

"I could vouch for that."🤣

1:54 for the best line in the whole movie. Fuckin hilarious bit for a more kid friendly movie.

“More like horizontally reclined” 😂😂😂😂😂

"1. Stars dont shine by day 2.she forgot a donkey"

This is the most memorable part of the movie IMO.

horology is the study of time and she.... was always looking at her watch

Guy at 1:59 approving 🤣

"I can vouch for that" is CRAZY 😂😂💀

Horizontally reclined lol. I died laughing

This was one scene in the movie that was worth watching

At least we know the ship is a judgement free zone. A safe space.

"There is no map in this map" +his face 😂❤❤❤ I love him 😭❤️

When I saw this in the cinema, it was just me and a bunch of mums with their kids so I was pissing myself laughing while the mums tittered a bit and the kids were all 'What's funny?'

Carina: How did I get stuck with these goons?

So funny… Loved how they went back and forth confounding each other! Made it more hilarious knowing the meaning of the name terms and what the inside joke was! 😄😁

Literally love how Jack has virtually no real hold over either of them because you know Will was gonna come after Jack's ass if he actually threw his son overboard. But Carina didn't know that so she caved.

I knew turner was safe since I didn’t hear a splash