The Map of Los Angeles | John Mulaney Presents: Everybody's In L.A.

The Map of Los Angeles | John Mulaney Presents: Everybody's In L.A. | Netflix Is A Joke

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In his 6 episode live show event - John Mulaney Presents: Everybody’s In LA - John starts off Episode 1 with a quick history lesson of the geography of the city.
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@mattlittlej 17 күн бұрын

“One thing that unites every part of Los Angeles is that no matter where you go there is zero sense of community” is the most accurate description of LA I’ve ever heard

@chrisdongwon 16 күн бұрын

Most diversely segregated city in the world

@chamberlain323 16 күн бұрын

Yep! A friend of mine once said that LA “is basically just one huge dorm,” and that comment has stuck with me ever since.

@shionyr 16 күн бұрын

@@chrisdongwonborn in LA. That's true ouch.

@Langwidere903 16 күн бұрын

I’ve lived in Santa Monica for nearly 4 years and I have 1 friend!

@scottjones9973 16 күн бұрын

I felt this way as a young person who had just moved here, but I have found Los Angeles to have great community. I know most of my neighbors, love our public school, can't go for coffee or even a pro sporting event without seeing someone I know. In my experience, community depends on how engaged you choose to be.

@24n8 17 күн бұрын

"for no mayor, it's going ok" my god, the joy and ease with which he destroyed LA's leadership was hilarious

@cubsfan224 10 күн бұрын

Friday night I went the Sparks game at Crypto, and as I was riding back to Little Tokyo station through Skid Row, I encountered a heap of burning trash and two firefighters standing next to it, one wide-eyed, the other one with his head down texting. Definitely no mayor, right?

@cleverusername9369 21 күн бұрын

"What a sprawling and ongoing situation this is" 🤣

@thegandolfos 20 күн бұрын

💯

@benji45645 18 күн бұрын

Show this to any European who complains about our public transit and be like "ok, how would *you* deal with this?"

@ianrau6373 18 күн бұрын

Bus lanes, separated bike lanes. Converting the central isle of highways to host either LRT or Trams. Underground metro. A combination of any of the above.

@craigmiller1870 17 күн бұрын

There is definitely a shortage of map comedy.

@dreddheadundead 11 күн бұрын

More map comedy

@paulwarner2432 10 күн бұрын

There's definitely jokes to be had on what the shapes of city outlines look like, and whether they reflect the character of the place. If you tilt your head, L.A. kinda looks like a duck spitting a long tongue out. I'm sure someone could make a joke out of that.

@susanplank1976 9 күн бұрын

Jim Gaffigan's Who drew the map of Canada? is good, too.

@sasukesarutobi3862 5 күн бұрын

This is definitely going to put map comedy on the map.

@tktru 5 күн бұрын

Jay Foreman

@kindredg 20 күн бұрын

"What happened to New York in the 70s? It moved to Downtown LA" 😂😂😂

@princeerick11 20 күн бұрын

Stupid

@michlo3393 19 күн бұрын

That is awesome.

@excalibur2024guy 17 күн бұрын

The rats stayed behind.

@kindredg 9 күн бұрын

@@excalibur2024guy LOL. Believe me, LA has plenty of rats too.

@robeach11 3 күн бұрын

That’s a plus for L.A.. NYC in the 70s was amazeballs. DTLA is quite underrated. This is damn funny stuff though 😂😂😂

@genshikashmir 17 күн бұрын

Kudos to john for taking a strong stance against serial killing.

@nickscherrer1735 15 күн бұрын

Brave, in todays world.

@tammys376 20 күн бұрын

I’m sorry but that Beverly hills/DJ Khalid joke should have gotten a bigger laugh that’s hilarious 😂😂

@absolutangel64 19 күн бұрын

It was totally accurate!

18 күн бұрын

Best bit...and so on point

@erod818 17 күн бұрын

It was enlightening.

@Goodguy1ful 17 күн бұрын

agreed. Perfectly expressed my lifelong feelings abou Bev Hills

@chamberlain323 16 күн бұрын

Not enough people know who he is, otherwise it would have.

@MrFuggleGuggle 14 күн бұрын

Lived in LA my whole life. Never met half my neighbors, don’t know any of them on a first name basis, and dress in a t-shirt and basketball shorts and sandals everyday I’m not at work. Life is good.

@compsigh9275 8 күн бұрын

As someone living here. Not knowing your neighbors is shit 😂

@MrFuggleGuggle 8 күн бұрын

@@compsigh9275 it ‘can be’, but LA is a town for the independent person and lifestyle. People born in LA understand this. It can be impersonal, but you learn to take care of yourself and be street smart. If people want a great relationship with their neighbors, that’s nice, but then they should probably move back to Ohio before they ruin the culture here.

@RyanGroe 6 күн бұрын

You can or cannot be close with your neighbors. It's a choice you make wherever you live. No obligations. Angelinos tend not to meet neighbors because of car culture

@ddebenedictis 4 күн бұрын

@@RyanGroe Good observation. Lately the main conversations I have had with my neighbors have been about the two recent car break-ins.

@CinnamonQuills 21 күн бұрын

"The LAPD flies a helicopter over every single person's home for 12 to 13 hours a day." I didn't even realize how this hadn't happened since I moved to Oregon until a helicopter buzzed overhead SUPER low and loud and startled the heck out of me here. It used to be such a common part of the general background noise!

@1chrisanderson 19 күн бұрын

I live in Mid City and it's SO OBNOXIOUS. Intrusive, upsetting, stressful, i can go on.

@Teeveepicksures 19 күн бұрын

i kinda miss those ghetto birds 😢

@chrisspaight2955 18 күн бұрын

As he was finishing this line I literally heard one passing through my neighborhood

@Langwidere903 16 күн бұрын

In the 80s my mom lived in Santa Monica and grew weed on the roof of her apartment building. Every time she heard a helicopter buzzing low overhead, she would run out and cover her plants just in case…

@Penny-mk7fv 15 күн бұрын

I forgot about that since I left LA in the 90s

@TabethaAurochs 21 күн бұрын

All 6 episodes of this- whatever it is-were fantastic. Most likely they were an excuse for Mulaney to carry around a clipboard.

@geoffoldread7684 19 күн бұрын

Huh, I read a review that the first one was kind of a mess and didn’t bother until clicking on this.

@ajlichty7399 18 күн бұрын

As long as this is what we get from the vibes of “John with a clipboard” I’m cool with Netflix continuing to throw money at him.

@Teamo86 17 күн бұрын

Meh

@baxtronx5972 17 күн бұрын

What kind of car do you drive?

@CK-ou3es 16 күн бұрын

@@geoffoldread7684 ngl that was part of the fun watching it live

@samhenrigold 19 күн бұрын

i like that the only live action title overlay in this whole series was at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="161">2:41</a> for “DOWG SHIT”

@zacharymariano2383 18 күн бұрын

What really unites Angelenos is hatred of Orange County

@BreakfastCat27 18 күн бұрын

Right back at ya

@crosslink1493 18 күн бұрын

HEY! I resemble that remark! You mean "down behind the orange curtain" don't you? The only reason Angelenos hate Orange County is that the roads are in L.A. are in such bad shape, and choked with so much traffic, that they can't get to Orange County.

@ItsMikeSandovalsYouTubeChannel 17 күн бұрын

@@crosslink1493 no one from LA wants to go to Orange County

@hugh-johnfleming289 17 күн бұрын

Orange County, ruined by all the people from LA that moved there...

@meowsicle7463 16 күн бұрын

We hate OC because its exactly the same place spiritually but looks a little nicer. Damn them!

@hamswakii 18 күн бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="291">4:51</a> People from Brentwood would be upset if they knew Mulaney was pointing there while talking about Hawthorne 😂

@unmoris 11 күн бұрын

And Hawthorne didn’t even make the map.

@economicist2011 20 күн бұрын

The most offensive part of this to people from Beverly Hills, Santa Monica, and West Hollywood is the suggestion that they are not their own incorporated cities.

@derekschinke2512 19 күн бұрын

and San Fernando

18 күн бұрын

@@derekschinke2512no city named San Fernando

@gabriell.4440 17 күн бұрын

Don't forget Culver City

@SilverstrikeSD 17 күн бұрын

I was really hoping he'd say something like "This is Hollywood, which sounds like a city but is a neighborhood, and this is West Hollywood, which sounds like a neighborhood but is a city."

@mjwbulich 17 күн бұрын

I was rather happy that Glendale, Burbank, and Pasadena, didn't make the map. Our own little island of sanity.

@yoshim616 17 күн бұрын

In a completely unsurprising turn of events, John has left Gardena, Torrance and the majority of the South Bay unmarked and unacknowledged, much as it is in most media regarding LA.

@silentsmurf 12 күн бұрын

Well at least Joel Kim Booster’s character on Loot made fun of Torrance in the latest episode so we have that

@kerokupo 16 сағат бұрын

its better that way. the crazies can stay away

@Pete_Finch 18 күн бұрын

For no Mayor, it's going ok.

@CoolDude-ts2hc 18 күн бұрын

"They had cool names and cool branding. But that doesn't mean what they did was right. In fact, it was wrong." That delivery was deadpanning on the level of Norm Macdonald.

@ericcarterofthehillpeople 18 күн бұрын

Let's not get crazy.

@user6122 16 күн бұрын

nevermind i dont like the joke anymore

@CornyBum 11 күн бұрын

Norm Macdonald's delivery tends not be deadpan; he tends to say crazy stuff with a little smirk or twinkle in his eye, daring you to laugh at it.

@jish55 16 күн бұрын

As a Native Angeleno, I don't see how this is that difficult. I mean it should be easy for anyone to remember our 20+ different cities and the cultures that reside within them.

@erkperc 8 күн бұрын

“Downtown LA - a place we all like and go to often.”

@reillylawrence7129 21 күн бұрын

The aesthetics of this whole thing are great

@jamestaylor3623 19 күн бұрын

This is quintessential Chicagoan/New Yorker hating on LA and I love it

@ruthypie0708 21 күн бұрын

Lmao 😂Los feliz is in fact filled with unhappy people

@agitated_royal 16 күн бұрын

As someone who's never been to Los Angeles, I will be using this as my official tour guide in the future.

@jbriaz 14 күн бұрын

As someone who moved there in 2008, it's pretty accurate.

@sweetmother2406 3 күн бұрын

It will serve you well

@deadonscene88 19 күн бұрын

I’m here for the comments about how Santa Monica, Culver City, West Hollywood and others on the Map are not part of City Of Los Angeles.

@Night.League 14 күн бұрын

they are in LA county

@marcellagersh355 12 күн бұрын

@@Night.LeagueIt’s relevant because the map of Los Angeles is actually more full of gaps than this map shows. And some of the bougiest areas are not technically part of the city.

@CornyBum 11 күн бұрын

@@Night.League If we're going by _county,_ tiny Cerritos and others would've been included.

@luigidelmar5015 9 күн бұрын

@@Night.League this is supposed to be a map of LA city, genius. Isn't that obvious?

@billyeveryteen7328 18 сағат бұрын

@@Night.League But he left out other parts that make up "greater LA" that are in the county and that people not from Los Angeles would consider as being "in LA" like Burbank and Pasadena.

@Izzy-Maurer 20 күн бұрын

God I love Richard Kind

@unadventurer_ 17 күн бұрын

He has always been and will always be immensely lovable.

@ZX10Rjunky 21 күн бұрын

Painfully correct. - Angeleno

@latinoheateddieguerrero7644 19 күн бұрын

It’s mediocre, I’ve heard much better roasts of LA from native Angelinos. People who know the basic fact that BH and SM are not part of LA 😂😂

@MissMovies 12 күн бұрын

This map is missing El Segundo/Manhattan Beach/Hermosa Beach/ Palos Verdes. This area needs roasting too, John.

@firstchoice7761 21 күн бұрын

I'm 80 and a third-generation Angeleno. We, truly Angelenos, have a very high sense of community.

@stevefink6000 17 күн бұрын

I too am third gen, but almost all my family fled the areas due to no community and too much crime

@violett874 16 күн бұрын

The immigrants (not to be confused with the transplants) have a great sense of community as well.

@Langwidere903 16 күн бұрын

I live in the same area of Santa Monica where my family has lived since like 1940, and any community that my mom and grandparents had has dried up. I’m so lonely!

@scottjones9973 16 күн бұрын

That's been my experience too. I'm from the midwest, and live in NELA (northeast of downtown). I love the community. I love the families from our dual-language public school. I love LAFC and Angel City games. I can't walk down Figueroa (or go to BMO Stadium) without running into someone I know, and often say "Los Angeles is a small town." John says things that I would say as a young person who had just moved here.

@maynardewm 11 күн бұрын

10th generation here! Yes, 10th. My family came from Spain to LA, or at least what it was then.

@mattasticmattattack8546 21 күн бұрын

Baby J is back! 😎👍

@nothatingjustanxiety 20 күн бұрын

that helicopter joke was a knock oit of the park mulaney

@brookiemac151 13 күн бұрын

“Daddy’s Gonna Take Your Fuckin’ Car Away” made me cackle.

@tg3grant704 18 күн бұрын

I’m from south central Los Angeles and I love John Comedy and this is spot on correct about my city

@Batpantaloons 15 күн бұрын

There should always be an easily accessible Richard Kind in every show…and in real life.

@JP-pm5hj 17 күн бұрын

I love that John’s whole personality before his scandal was New York and now it’s L.A.

@RonReynolds 10 күн бұрын

I had to look up what you're talking about, and it's not much of a "scandal.' (Assuming you're talking about the timing of his relationship with Olivia Munn?)

@jbudlo2 17 күн бұрын

LA Metro has the highest light rail ridership of any system in the nation....

@daltongalloway 17 күн бұрын

Not even true. New York has more

@scottjones9973 16 күн бұрын

@@daltongalloway It's technically true; New York City's MTA is HEAVY rail, and the city will always be the undisputed champion of transit in the United States by a wide margin. Los Angeles does (or DID) have the highest light rail ridership in the country. I think San Diego took the title this year. L.A.'s transit has a lot of superlatives...2nd highest bus ridership in the nation, and the LONGEST light rail line in the WORLD. A lower percentage of Los Angelenos (10%) take transit daily to work than cities like Chicago (27%) and New York (55%!!) but overall it's a solid and growing system.

@nathanmcguire932 11 күн бұрын

@@scottjones9973as soon as they finish the extension connecting the Hawthorne and Inglewood through LAX, it’ll be so much more convenient for me

@hankdatank09 21 күн бұрын

As an Angelo, pretty accurate 😂

@JGLDN 17 күн бұрын

Los Angeles County is much larger than the map John is displaying. Showing the San Fernando Valley but missing the San Gabriel Valley and other cities.

@judithshelton5655 18 күн бұрын

I laughed out loud at a couple of these jokes! Will watch!

@stefaniaponitz5738 20 күн бұрын

When the show started with the decor and the outfit and the hair, I was like really??? But it was so nice, relaxing and funny. I had no idea I needed this!

@dawnporter5815 18 күн бұрын

I was happy to see his hair and I love his clothes but I also wish I was married to him but I think he is already married and has a child, so bless him and his family.

@joshdelson 16 күн бұрын

Loved this live! Hope it returns.

@nateuhrich1527 19 күн бұрын

that Donald Surfing bit got me

@crystallusteagan9782 17 күн бұрын

I love maps, so I found this to be very funny!

@zionmuzick 21 күн бұрын

L.A to the world 🌎😂

@smnoy23 16 күн бұрын

A little Richard Kind goes a long way!

@KenobiStark1 15 күн бұрын

This was fantastic hahaha

@Itsant33 3 күн бұрын

I love how the SGV is a part of LA county but we're not on the map lol

@victorialopez8459 16 күн бұрын

Fun fact, my Dad was born in 1960 in Frogtown LA (also called Elysian Valley) and his best friend’s Dad growing up was one of the two Hillside Stranglers😭✋ The way I WISH I was making this shit up but I am indeed not 🥲✋

@lanetower3411 14 күн бұрын

My mom was a teacher and one of her students lost his sister to the Hillside Strangler. She was only 15 and had been shopping at Eagle Rock Plaza.

@MatthewTheWanderer 6 күн бұрын

4 of those "neighborhoods" are actually separate cities (Beverly Hills, San Fernando, Santa Monica, and West Hollywood) and are not part of L.A.

@ashproductions Күн бұрын

Hey yeah, how come they get to be on there when Palos Verdes and Torrance aren't!

@MatthewTheWanderer Күн бұрын

@@ashproductions Right, exactly!

@katrinawolfe9996 16 күн бұрын

This is so accurate

@Mordacitas7 18 күн бұрын

Get this man in front of some more maps - NYC, Chicago, DC, SF, Paris, London, Tokyo, Moscow… 🌎

@dayveo 18 күн бұрын

First I've heard of this L.A.! Sounds like an interesting place 😀

@desi4227 21 күн бұрын

John Mulaney is a National Treasure🤗

@xandralv 18 күн бұрын

Fun fact: neither Beverly Hills nor West Hollywood are a part of the city of Los Angeles. They are their own individual cities that are part of the county of Los Angeles.

@360.Tapestry 18 күн бұрын

file under basic facts

@ItsMikeSandovalsYouTubeChannel 17 күн бұрын

no one cares, this is comedy, not a documentary

@kenversusryu 8 күн бұрын

I care. Thanks!

@pamelatsantosstudio 8 күн бұрын

As a native here, we like it as much as we hate it, and it’s as cool as much as it sucks. That makes no sense just like us 😅

@msglimmertwin52 20 күн бұрын

John Mulaney is a genius, consistently fresh and funny!

@lanetower3411 14 күн бұрын

No one from Los Feliz pronounces Los Feliz that way.

@iGame3D 8 күн бұрын

Great stuff.

@aleksandarspasov6815 2 күн бұрын

This is hilarious. Mulaney has upped his game considerably!

@barbaralyons3978 21 күн бұрын

I have never been to L.A. but lots of the crime series I love take place in the areas Mulaney is talking about. His fun tout is helping me locate all the places the heroes and and criminals live. Thanks J.M.

@cedricerleward 5 күн бұрын

Hilarious...and so true.

@suddeneye9836 13 күн бұрын

nailed it

@glendaaiello 17 күн бұрын

Really funny 😁

@lat1502 Күн бұрын

Former Angelino here. Mulaney nailed it. I have so many mixed emotions about L.A. There is a part of me that's happy that i got out of there, and there's also a part of me that misses it terribly.

@Vassil00 19 күн бұрын

This is amazingly accurate.

@KWPS 18 күн бұрын

And then the Mayor calls in. Amazing.

@shelbynamels973 15 күн бұрын

Is this an LA audience?? Seems they are easily amused, just the mention of the city makes them giggle like school gurls.

@jaythompson5102 16 күн бұрын

Mulaneys comedy in the past never hit with me but this was A+!

@_IMNNO 16 күн бұрын

If he was gonna include cities like Beverly Hills and Santa Monica might aswell include all of LA County.

@Sewblon 20 күн бұрын

This is very Reminiscent of Kids in the Hall.

@abrown5526 6 күн бұрын

I'd love to hear the map monologue for NYC!

@LoveStallion 15 күн бұрын

Having grown up in North Orange County, so much of this hits and kills me.

@jonathanstafford3383 18 күн бұрын

Wow so that door is the exact same door that was on my church (CCS ftl fl) back in early 2000s

@martinsirois3770 21 күн бұрын

Also, two French-Canadians born men were mayors of L.A. in the XIXth century : Damien Marchesseault and Prudent Beaudry.

@bob8776 19 күн бұрын

You’re probably the only person ever to attempt Roman numerals when not referring to a Super Bowl or Pope

@ianrau6373 18 күн бұрын

Lots of French speakers use Roman numerals when referring to centuries. La XXth siecle and so forth.

@dragonilkyo2850 19 күн бұрын

is that keith from SMOSH laughing so hard??

@vincentmilburn 21 күн бұрын

Am I hearing Letterman's laugh?

@Jake-iw4bu 21 күн бұрын

Whoever it is, it is super annoying!

@norasmith2474 21 күн бұрын

He was a guest on one of the episodes so probably!

@EarendilStar 20 күн бұрын

@@Jake-iw4buTell me you don’t know who Lettermen is without telling me ;-)

@aarondonald1611 19 күн бұрын

finally a fuckin map that explains these weird terms LA people use that think it's secondhand for everyone

@yardarm5 21 күн бұрын

. already laughing . 🎉

@yardarm5 21 күн бұрын

. blue thunder and a shark .

@youtuber35608 10 күн бұрын

Downtown LA! I go there for court… that’s it.

@kj64gaming19 16 күн бұрын

The only joke I actually laughed at was the Beach Boys one. "Daddy's gonna take your fucking car away" 😂😂😂

@gnlilu6972 21 күн бұрын

I need a Baby J PART 2 STAT!

@hughsizzle 21 күн бұрын

Hate to tell you this, John, but that whole area from Westchester to San Pedro that you left blank is ALSO Los Angeles. That would include: Manhattan Beach, Hermosa Beach, Redondo Beach, Palos Verdes Estates, Rancho Palos Verdes, Long Beach, Torrance, Lawndale, Gardena, Compton, Inglewood, Carson.... and I'm probably missing a few myself.

@OriginalCaliKitty 21 күн бұрын

Also, some of the places he thinks are in L.A. - aren't, like Santa Monica and Beverly Hills and also Culver City. They have their own city governments and mayors, police and fire departments, etc.

@beefjello 20 күн бұрын

Y’all are fans of comedy ! I like it. I think the only factual thing was the surfing bit. Not sure tho.

@chrisel2286 20 күн бұрын

That's the joke

@CuddyTG 19 күн бұрын

Those places aren't LA and some of the places on his map aren't LA

@bostonphotographer20 18 күн бұрын

LA County, NOT city. Manhattan Beach, Hermosa, etc, are NOT part of LA city.

@vsznry 18 күн бұрын

Major Colbert vibes

@judithshelton5655 18 күн бұрын

1 and a 1/2 miles of track!

@kw9568 19 күн бұрын

Hey Johnnie!!! 😊

@NithinJune 19 күн бұрын

would it be possible to get rid of the echo?

@pinkmoon5332 14 күн бұрын

Good of John Mulaney to point out the tax subsidies being given out by the Canadian government, and all of the work that's gone up to Vancouver... work for Canadian citizens, btw. I would send him money if he just said, " ... and this is known as the race to the bottom"

@raealdridge8200 14 күн бұрын

This is extremely accurate and depressing 😅

@Kaice88 19 күн бұрын

first time I have ever laughed at anything John Mulaney has said lol. and I dont mean that as a read, His comedy has just never been my taste, but he is clearly good at what he does and now I see it because this was hilarious. Mainly because its all so entirely too true lol

@jal-kx6tm 11 күн бұрын

that map of LA is actually not really LA. he includes ventura county but cuts off the eastern part of LA where all the hispanics live.

@BrianLockett 14 күн бұрын

...Will this man ever age?

@theelmagoo 13 күн бұрын

As a former Angelino.... highly accurate! Right up there with the fact that all freeways in Los Angeles have be prefaced with "The" for some reason. LA is a pretty much where you go if you want to have the life leached out of you.

@scottpitner4298 19 күн бұрын

Imagine getting JM as your teacher in high school or college

@alexanderdanielsarno382 21 күн бұрын

Also including the Cities of Santa Monica and Beverly Hills in a map of the City of Los Angeles lol

@davidkulczyk678 21 күн бұрын

what makes LA great is there is no place on earth where so many different cultures live side by side in relative peace

@xavvi 19 күн бұрын

Lmao

@dunchtimesnack3353 18 күн бұрын

No place else except for New York, Chicago, Miami, Toronto, Mexico City, London, Paris, Kuala Lumpur, Singapore, Melbourne, Bangkok, Dubai, Abu Dhabi…

@crosslink1493 18 күн бұрын

Where you can get deep-fried Korean tacos with curry, a side order of sauerkraut, and ranch dressing on the side.