maximumfun.org/episodes/my-brother-my-brother-and-me/mbmbam-373-face-2-face-bonefolders/ (this was from episode 373 at around 1:20:00 in case anybody is wondering!) Forgot the one where Justin tells a security guard to shoot the truckers who keep making sexual comments at her with a gun ^copypasta

Grace T. 6 days ago (edited) @FlamingSwordOfDoom here's one kzfaq.info/get/bejne/gb-ijcuCma-lYZs.html -- I believe the episode number is in the description.they have another, called Dale the Justice Bobcat, where a question asker talks about the best way to talk to college girls they see walking to school and it is 👌

Thats just every episode of Wonderful

and bees

Kael Key and bees most definitely

How about a comp of Justin clearly on the fence about his kids lol

i would love to do this!

love him so much

“Would you like some chili?” “I’m a lesbian.” Idk why this was funny to me but it is, and also now I want chili :(

@@DeathnoteBB I'm bi so no chili for me 😔

Right? I don’t get how so many guys think it’s part of a dating game! If she says she’s a lesbian, either she’s a lesbian or doesn’t want to say yes regardless!! It’s a dating brick wall and that’s it, not some hurdle you can try leap over.

@@Foxingg Well at least you get Hot Chip.

Wanna go eat bugs and talk about the meaning of fear, Theo?

Hey, Theo, pose with a fish for us

hey theo! lets go skip rocks in the pond and watch them go sploosh

You're doing great Theo :)

theo, i hope youre having a great day today bud. im proud of you!!

that & carefree commie mode are my fav Griffins

Same 😌💅✨

It makes me feel safe 😌✨

naudia communism is when 8 Terry Hatchers help out someone who isn’t Terry Hatcher! 🇻🇳✊

@@user-sg6ww7ts6n Just steal that shit, who’s gonna stop you? Big corporate? If they touch you they can pay millions in reparations! Fuck it, just don’t pay Walmart and lets go!!! They’re not my dad!

like a fucking beyblade

Let me know if he ever hurts you, you angel

@Hunter Hall you sweet summer child

What's sexist about paying for your own food-

This has big money salvia vibes

Well yeah but that just means everybody's gonna be way more receptive to roachmallows

WAIT AM I DUMB, WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY THIS?????

Bacap there is gelatin in marshmallows which contains a derivative of animal bones

@@leoisaway1573 *OH GOD*

Bacap FUN FACTS: the only reason I know that gelatin includes animal fat/bone stuff is bc I was researching what a person has to avoid eating in order to stay Kosher/Halal out of curiosity, at which point I also learned that particularly devout Muslims and Jews avoid taking liqui-gel capsules bc those, too, contain some type of gelatin in the coating that COULD potentially contain some pig. This also applies to basically any squishy food, so no fruit chews or Swedish fish or anything like that (vegans try to avoid it too). There ARE plant-based substitutes, apparently, but they can be hard to find bc most people don’t even know gelatin contains animal.

Benjamin Skanklin more like, amirite

I hate Thomas Edison so Griffin's elephant heaven bit make me feel truly seen 😔

...Can I ask why?

It’s been three years, but it’s because we read two biographies of Ben Franklin in a row in elementary school one year, and both the books and my teacher were so over the moon about what an incredible paragon of humanity Franklin was and my kid brain was like “he made a stove and some glasses and also some government WHO CARES” and so I decided he must be overrated writ large.

I mean per pound insects are more nutritious than beef or chicken, and the meat is pretty similar to shrimp or crab, if the end of the world means fried flies it can't be that bad.

@Jessie Jameson Think about the people who lot a key job in the family due to shut downs so now they can't afford food. (It would be fine if there was a fuckin UBI but nooo)

Connor Barkington I mean if we’re talking people in that kind of a situation, if that’s happening, that was happening plenty before 2020.

@@DeathnoteBB unemployment rates are the highest they've been in an incredibly long time shut ur trap

B-atiful! I didn’t say they weren’t, I’m saying people have this weird misconception that 2020 invented tragedy as if things haven’t been fucked for, well for forever. My point wasn’t that things aren’t bad, it’s that _things have always been bad_ and we need to worry because things _have always been bad._

ug4real. like i hate how customers use "be friendly" to mean "give me personal info"

"i'm sorry Mr. inappropriate-customer, i don't have any social media, email, or even a phone number." "how about an address?" "... and i'm homeless" these are situations that justify lying.

I think directing them towards the business' social media should work ok as a subtle-but-not-really "I don't want to give them to you"

i always go for the classic "sorry sir, as much as i wish i could, that's against company rules". big up their ego and shoot them down in one go and your basically home safe.

Working at Lowe’s: Middle aged male customer “can we be friends?” Me: “umm sure?” (Didn’t want to seem rude or insulting) Customer: “can I have your number?” Me: “No. I don’t give out my number.” Customer: “How can we be friends then?” Me: “I can mix paint for you when you come in.” Proceeded to try to end that interaction as quickly (and cordially) as possible.

I would EAT a human skull for that much money like just grind that shit up yum yum

avemflamma I would swallow a skull whole for 1,000 bucks. Like.... there’s no contest

I'm pretty sure I'd marry a human skull for it's $150 fortune

guys i think i'd eat a skull for a crisp fiver

To be fully honest I'd already do it for 15 pounds. Like? I'll crush a skull and then I can buy some snacks! Hell yeah!

wow bless your soul omg

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I love this in the context of "the macelroys calling out sexist people;" there is absolutely no connection to that topic in these titles.

THANK YOU!!!! 💚

as i did not have the emotional energy while making this to timestamp it, i really appreciate you! ill update the description when i wake up

Exactly. People who fish take pictures of themselves with fish they caught. That part is simple. Why they think it's a good dating profile pic might go a bit deeper, but probably not much deeper than, for whatever reason, they think the people they are trying to attract will like it.

@@jeremyhuss5368 Id say its probably an achievement theyre proud of, catching a particular fish, so they want to show it off. Plus most of them have good lighting.

Yeah I was on OK Cupid in Minneapolis, it's a thing XD

lol yeah, my experience is from michigan's upper peninsula *stares off into the distance* so many fish........so many deer..................

I think the LA equivalent is “guy shirtless next to a tiger”

So that's really how they named Plenty of Fish ... 🐠🐟🐬

it's the Southern version of "I love adventures"

damn i'm sorry for you. must be hard to not be able to explain. it's been a year, so hope things are better now?

It’s so crazy that he would say that given there is no possible benefit to saying that over saying literally nothing. Like what does he think that contributes to the situation?

Some people are just like that, and the best way to deal with those kinds of dudes is to simply ignore them. As some say “don’t feed the trolls, let them starve.” Just blankly acknowledge what they say and continue like nothing happened, it confuses the fuck out of those idiots and they’re more likely to just leave you alone out of embarrassment.

@@pixlbelle8081 gray rock the sh!t out of them

"don't listen to the old episodes, that just ain't us any-mo" - The McElroys

Are they weird in the first 50 eps?

Aidooo they said some insensitive shit, but they acknowledge it and criticise themselves for it. They also said not to listen to those episodes

@@lizoliver3021 which you know is kinda my point. They changed towards the better quite a bit. Ofc some of the foundations were always there but they put in the effort too. Also Griffin was a genuinely sad man and it's really disheartening to listen to him in those episodes sometimes. Its not even that he comes off as whiny he literally projects sadness through sound sometimes.

The way they’ve matured is really fantastic to see :)

Far too patchy to even be considered a beard.

Mr.Ouest Griffin looks pretty nice with some form of facial hair not gonna lie

Very important

griff looks amazing w a beard and looks like chicken little without one

DANG! thats three good lookin boys there.

I hope you're feeling better now

I hope things have improved

honestly i made this compilation because these are the ones that make me feel a little better when im also on the verge of falling apart

y'all are good people life's not easy, but im genuinely doing a bit better now. Hang in there, everyone

i hope you're feeling better now my guy

YOURE A MAN OF CULTURE AS WELL

that was a great one

Down with that

Homestuck profile picture?

@@starkid4299 yeah

@@doctor-kq2uc HECK YEAH!

@@starkid4299

that makes complete sense

That plus it's their hobby and they're on a dating site to try and theoretically meet someone for a relationship. The boys are hilarious but the whole premise is like someone having a picture of themselves playing golf or knitting and the person looking at it being confused as to why they should care.

I heard incest the second time

As a Nova Scotian, Bass Pro Boys TM are the scum of our small fish shaped island. We may house them, but we do not claim them😞

Probably Possessed • as an Albertan I will happily remove them so they can live wild and free in our massive and elaborate Bass Pro shop so they can stop bothering others

Yeehaw-City not all heroes wear capes❤️

@@yeehaw-city3086 are you specifically talking about the one at cross iron mills? Cause I've never been in the bass pro shop, but it gives off strange vibes

Yeah as soon as I heard “Nova Scotia” it made complete sense

i swear to god once i heard a piston noise on an episode is one of the boys playing minecraft during recording??? incredible

nice pfp

griffin talking about WHAT WHERE & WHEN??? I MUST KNOW KIND COMMENTER, A MIGHTY THANKS IN ADVANCE FOR YOUR SPEEDY RESPONSE

Elijah Elkwood Yeah he talks about it a lot but no one seems to notice it! One example is in the beginning ~4 minutes of ep 390

And also in candlelights 2018! He references it when an audience member talks about getting into figure skating

i know literally nothing about yuri on ice D: definitely not enough to recognize a reference and put a compilation together rip

FlamingSwordOfDoom That’s fine! I’ll make it myself lol. Great video btw! Made my day 💙

Make the McElroys the bare minimum ✨✨

Gotta love them positive male role models. Healthy Masculinity Gang!

Travis isn't cis, I don't think

disenchanted.forest What makes you say that?

@@MissFotini really? I thought he was just a guy who liked eyeliner and nail polish

oh it’s absolutely justin, okay

An extra 300k if you stop asking questions

ty!

ah dude i hope he's off ur back by now. when i wanted a guy to stop interacting with me but was also afraid i would provoke him into starting shit with my family, i just became absolutely boring. he'd text me and id reply with the blandest response i could think of. if i stopped texting him out of the blue he'd have grown suspicious so instead i started conversations abt the most boring topics. things u cant hold half a conversation about. from there i started reducing how often id text him back and in a couple months we stopped talking entirely. it was a huge relief. i assume it might be a bit more complicated to do this to a person u know irl, but maybe try the same concept, different methods? this way leaving u would feel like it was his own choice, not one he was "forced" to make to respect ur boundaries like a decent hecking human

stylish is a very strong word

I thought your comment said sexist people and I had to double check that it was sexist and not sexiest

there are so many im missing D: the problem is i dont remember which eps any (including these) are from

@@FlamingSwordOfDoom you can add those in a part 2 😃

@@FlamingSwordOfDoom here's one kzfaq.info/get/bejne/gb-ijcuCma-lYZs.html -- I believe the episode number is in the description.they have another, called Dale the Justice Bobcat, where a question asker talks about the best way to talk to college girls they see walking to school and it is 👌

the bit afterwards is absolutely so goddamn great and so funny but “sco-see-ah” took me (a canadian) by so much surprise

@@risipieces XD that's amazing i hope your head is ok

"just let them learrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn!" yeah i know the clip, but i also cant find it right now! gonna ask the mbmbam bits fb group and get back to you

@@FlamingSwordOfDoom Hell yeah man thank you, that's driving me nuts too

@@Rex_The_Mouse kzfaq.info/get/bejne/gLSUl69ytrqnopc.htmlsi=qFr_aXultbWsBKns starting at 44:17

@@Rex_The_Mouse it's wolfwhistle in the notes...

@@Rex_The_Mouse i know I've seen it as a pulled out bit but i cant find it now

What kinda sword?

oooomg you are right :'(

I guess because it was “for guys” and not “for anyone”? Either way I’m keeping the bugs one in my toolkit, if for no other reason than to check and see if he’s a MBMBAM fan.

i think I'd pay a bunch of fake TV doctors to talk about health benefits of eating bugs, and have a fried bug eating challenge at the same time.

yeah :(

Fedish