"Explain Life in Two Words" Dragoon: Cookie Clicker.

you know it’s going to be a good video when the title involves cookie clicker and starts with *you were born*

"Medicine will try to stop medicine" Why is this so accurate

"More cookie you have, more woman you got" -Dragoon

skyblock: has no content dragoon: *doors aren’t real, cookies are the meaning of life*

I love how he says : "Wizard Tower: The second midlife crisis where you start watching Anime." and the next clip he has 100 of them

This video is just an excuse so he can tell himself that he didn’t waste his time by playing cookie clicker

the midlife crisis phase where you join a cult LMFAO

This is Dragoon's speech to become president.

Once you question the point of existence it then crumbles... *Like a cookie.*

I know this was a joke but towards the end it legit gets deep

Me trying new creative insults... “I HOPE YOU PASS 22M COOKIES TONIGHT BOY”

this actually made me feel better about life memes aside thanks

“Summon santa during june” Australia: Am I right-side up to you?

I’m pretty sure that 22 million seconds is a bit small for an average lifespan of 79 years. It’s actually closer to 2.5 billion seconds. Considering that 1 million seconds is 11.5 days, I think that’s a little wrong.

Ok so I’ve taken away from this is that dragoon has played too much cookie clicker recently and he needs more human interaction.

honestly i feel like i ascended after watching that. thank you o lord dragoon.

Thank you I had philosophy assignment due for tommorow, the best help ever!

Dragoon, you never fail to amaze me with your ideas. You are truly an enigma on this site, you aren’t letting yourself get tied down on one game or topic. God fricking damnit dragoon, you are great. Thanks for doing what you do...

I'm SO glad I discovered this channel. This is the best type of content and I never doubt its quality

This is actually pretty well thought out. I'm amazed

Must.... Click... COOKIEE Help my children are locked in the basement, I can't help them I must click cookies

“Dragoon” and “Cookie Clicker” definitely go together.

Dragoons were originally a class of mounted infantry, who used horses for mobility, but dismounted to fight on foot. From the early 17th century onward, dragoons were increasingly also employed as conventional cavalry and trained for combat with swords and firearms from horseback

Like I don't know what your intention with this really was, it's impossible to know for certain, but at the end I found myself happy, with a feeling like I matter. I've been through tough times and I really connected with this, now one might think that stupid or pretentious, but if it makes me feel happy it doesn't really matter what others think. Thanks Dragoon.

I legitimately am motivated by this, I might share this with other people.

Now I understand the story that withholds within.

0:46 "The more cookies you get, The more women come" Think about it ...

Cookie is life. Cookie to in mouth. Grandma hand cookie that is life. Golden cookie is art man (hopefully doesn’t have a square moustache). Then cookie like anime. Cookie strong. Cookie op. Cookie is cookie

I must say that I enjoy your skyblock videos, but these are so much more entertaining. Keep up the great work Dragoon, and see you at the end of the universe.

Man, finding your channel was the best part of day! Nice video

Man i love that this just happens. This is like the 3rd existential Cookie Clicker video I've watched this month.

3:30 “and die of a self inflicted spatula wound” 😂

Bro, that was deep

this is genuinely one of the best videos I have ever watched. thank you for the psst 6 minutes and 2 seconds.

A lifetime is actually from 2 billion (around 63 years) to 3 billion seconds (95 years). Some people who are lucky enough can live to 100 years or over.

The fact that this is qualifiable as deep makes me question reality

This is actually inspiring.

This was surprisingly emotional good job!

That was so motivating yet so unexpected coming from you lel

this mad actually explains the meaning of life.

"...and you work at a factory at the age of 6." -Dragoon, 1/7/2021

this make me play cookie clicker also THIS IS PROBOLY UR BEST VIDEO YET

Damn i went from hehe cool cookie clicker to thinking about my life and my advancements u just got a sub mate

I’ve watched Dragoon before, but I keep getting recommendations cookie clicker videos. What is happening, is there resurgence of cookie clicker?

people who use cheats to get cookies just die from a miscarry.

This is for sure the best video I have EVER seen.

That ending have me chills,and then he asked which subway cookie is best and ruined it

why does everything he say make me want to question life

i think the best part about this is that 22 million seconds is about 8 months

I hope Dragoon knows that 22 million seconds is 9 months long

I watched your stereotype videos and looked at your channel and I am glad I found you.

0:23 That’s not even a year?! A normal year is exactly 31563000 seconds?!? (60 sec in one minute, 60 minutes in one hour, 24 hours in one day, 365 days in one year: 60*60*24*365=31563000)

I am now enlightened. You have my gratitude.

This video has inspired me to start playing cookie clicker again

this is actually inspiring

2:25 "you reach it, 22 million cookies baked. 22 million seconds on earth." 2 seconds later *You forfeit your 11.233 octillion cookies.*

This video will age like fine wine

this is much deeper then i was expecting

Ngl this makes complete sense to me

Can you explain how you got 223958 heavenly chips on your first prestige? 2:33

im stuck in a loop of watching every single video you have

This is so deep and creative dude

I've suggested Coocki Clicker lol Wasn't dirctely expecting the meaning of live😂

lifetime is around 70 years 70*365=25,550 days 25,550*24=613,200 hours 613,200*60=36,792,000 minutes 36,792,000*60=2,207,520,000 seconds Your philosophy and writing skills are impressive but do double check your math next time

oddly enough this motivated to get back to the drawing i was just taking a break from

The best soubway cookie I ever had was this one christmas special a few years back where it was a hot chocolate flavored cookie with marshmallow flavored choco chips

im going to play this brb

Brilliant video man 10/10

I honestly needed this

wow, an adventure quest world advertisement. didn't expect it but I like it.

22 million seconds isn’t even one year LMAO

1:43 You die before getting the wizard tower referring to 0:17

Best subway cookie is all of them, they are all perfect

Amazing loved it 👌✨

I’m sorry dragoon, but the website you found was wrong. But still great video! You have opened my fifth eye, the other two were opened with glasses.

Teach me the secret of growing cookies from the ground

This is more inspirational than the encouraging speeches you got to listen to back in elementary school.

never thought i'd be motivated by a cookie clicker video explaining the meaning of life but here we are

Me, who is 14 and watches anime: Maybe I am having a midlife crisis.

Once a wise person said. We spend all our lives worrying about what's in our wallet. For what? That money won't show up in your coffin

alchemy lab is the midlife crisis where you start a cult, become the leader, and get everybody to worship milk before one of your followers literally chugs an entire carton and throws up

Ahhh yes a video questioning both Cookie Clicker and the meaning of existing, an amazing philosophical journey. About Cookies!!

O_O great...

First

I had chills watching this

Why is this low key more inspiring than some professional speeches

Why

Okay wtf, how is this an actual good philosophical inlook of life

Thank you for making question my existence with cookie game very cool

I have seen documentaries, but Dragoon made the best one I've heard

TLDR: the meaning of life is to eat dessert

So deep

subbing to you was the best golden cookie in my life

Why is this so genuinely inspirational

Hmmm

Wow, great video! Keep it up!

This Is acrually the best video i have ever seen

This is unravelled if Brian didnt have to worry about staying on theme

I see your comment on Moistcritikal's channel, you seem pretty smart. Enjoyed this one.