It’s funnier when you know stage curtains used to be made with asbestos.

I just love how "financial compensation" fits so smoothly in with every part of the song!

I can't breathe. Not sure if it's mesothelioma or this.

If I ever get diagnosed with mesothelioma and am entitled to financial compensation, this is how I want to be told

Would this be call the Can-can-cer dance?

was creating this entirely inspired by wanting to fit "FI-NAN-CIAL COM-PEN-SA-TION" to the descending notes lmao

I'll have you know my father died of mesothelioma. And he'd have found this very funny

This is Asbestos it gets

If the dialog in medicine commercials matched the cheeriness of the actors:

This is the shredded Banksy of the music world. The attempt at ruining it only made it worth its weight in gold.

My family’s Yacht business used asbestos so, strangely enough, my parents & 10 siblings all died this morning of that pesky mesothelioma but it was worth it just to be lifted out of my mild sadness by this flawless musical masterpiece! I’m just lucky that I’m getting the significant financial compensation that I am owed as the song informed me is available! I certainly will be sending you a few bucks in your Patreon account in appreciation for your valiant hard work & creatively in getting this timely warning out about such a dreaded disease! Thanks again bruh!

"when you’re sad you understand the lyrics"

Damn it, I hate you, this is brilliant. Never thought a rare disease discussion would be festivious.

It must be a personal hell hearing mundane stuff like commercials and being like "that sounds like it could fit this song." Like, there's a thunderstorm outside, it's 2 in the morning, you're trying to sleep, but you're haunted by the sound of the narrator of the mesothelioma commercial in cadence with the Can Can. Wrenched from a cold sweat you go to pro tools to make it exist in reality to silence the demons so you can rest. That's how I imagine all of these projects come out. Like it's never something you _want_ to do it's something you _have_ to do.

Those commercials really scared me at night for some reason And somehow you turned it into a bop

Cancer is not a laughing matter unless combined with can-can.

This cured my mesothelioma

My grandpa was diagnosed with mesothelioma before I was born. Right after his diagnosis, my parents decided to have a kid since they realized life is short and they wanted to have a kid before he died. 9 and a half months after his diagnosis, I was born. Unfortunately, they tried to sue the company he worked at where he was exposed, but the company was defunct so there was no money to get. Too bad, because I could sue them for my grandfather's death AND my existence!

Every time I cough, this starts playing, and the dancers kick up more and more asbestos dust.

These commercials always scared me as a kid and this has healed five years of trauma

Note that they didn’t list cigarettes, which used literal asbestos filters for decades, which actually causes most mesothelioma.

The commercial campaign would have probably been more successful if they had broadcast this version on TV.

I'm so glad I finally know the words to this song - all my life I've been singing "can can / can you do the can can / can you do the can can / can you do the / can you do the (repeat ad infinitum)". Now I can finally impress my friends and family by singing the real lyrics to the song! Thank you 💖

I’ve already watched it like 7 times and it’s been out for less than 10 mins 😭

You're awesome. Everything you've done with this concept has been fun and funny since the beginning, but ever since you started pushing the limits of this concept it's revealed you to be a true artist. This kind of creativity is inspiring. You're very talented. This isn't just fun and funny (though it thoroughly achieves that goal as well), this is clever, interesting and unique. Fuckin dope, dude.

If those infomercials were this catchy, I may have even paid attention to them!

I love this with every fibre of my lungs

I would buy a whole album of this kind of stuff. I might be weird.

Are we entitled to financial compensation for listening to your monstrous melodies

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they can can, they didn't stop to think if they should.

I got a suggestion for another masterpiece. I would love to to see a remake of those JD wentworth commericals (the ones with the opera singers) 😆

I'm glad the channel is with us again, this mesothelioma one wasn't reuploaded by anyone.

I'm gonna be honest, I listened to this unironically before the video went private. Time to put this back on my playlist! ...or just loop it like i usually do

0:33 knew it, was just waiting for it to happen

You need one for that non-stop ad about Camp LeJeune.

Reminds me of my favorite hit; “You check your blood sugar and you check it often!”

Fi-Nan-Cial Compensation! Sounds so happy 😂

Now I need a professional choir to recreate this masterpiece

Never miss the whistle!

I have Mesothelioma from old crane friction clutches but this makes it all worthwhile. Sad way to end Octoberfest. Thank you Mr. Iruienedit.

This is not, "getting out of hand." This brings joy to people and you're a good person. And I'm not joking. I just worked a 12 hour day and this made it so much better. Humor is good, period.

I saw that you had privitized or removed all of your videos in the wake of all the stupid copyright claims and that broke my heart. Happy to see you've at least been able to keep up a few gems, like this one.

I saw this exact commercial so many times late at night while my dad fell asleep watching those western channels. Glad someone else could find the humor in them as well lol

The ambulance chasers that make those gawdawful commercials that air 500 times during an episode of Judge Judy don't deserve something so beautifully put together .

My father unfortunately was diagnosed with this cancer in 2016 and passed in 2018. I think he would’ve found this amusing 😂

I love this, it sounds like a robot trying to sing to someone, but randomly chose a topic of what it should be about

This song was 100% made solely for the "financial compensation" bit

Can-Can you not?

This is pure essence of the Internet.

You didn't ruin this. You made it a masterpiece! x3

Ah, this video shows me a glimpse at a rare treasure thought lost for the ages; my will to live

I missed these so much. Glad they are back.

My jam is back up on KZfaq!! I hope it's here to stay!!!

genuinely haven't laughed this hard in months, this is one of the greatest pieces of art I've ever witnessed. it's just perfect

It was a perfectly fine song. Now these lyrics are permanently etched into my cerebrum. Thanks.

At least I'll never forget what mesothelioma is now.

When the medical doctor has to perform the bad news so he doesn't get beheaded by the king

Happy birthday to me. (Literally. Thank you for uploading this on my birthday, I’m overjoyed by this 😂)

Glad to see this channel has returned with some strong choices.

This lives rent-free in my head way more often than I care to admit.

Getting Weird Al vibes from this one. Great job!

If i ever contract mesothelioma, im accepting my fate and making this my funeral song.

This is seriously one of the most brilliant pieces of comedy I’ve ever seen

the fucking slide whistle 😭 i love you holy shit

Now we just need a song version of the Camp Lejune toxic water class action lawsuit commercials...

I’m crying this is so beautiful 🤩

As someone who suffered from Mesothelioma, I called and got compensated. Now I have a structured settlement, but I need cash now.

A treasure finally brought back

You ruined nothing, this is a massive improvement and is hilarious, you are a genius!, lol

In the midst of asbestos safety training at work right now. Gonna fail the test because this is all I’ll be able to think about. Worth it

Fantastic! Pelvic mesh polka next?

I always thought these commercials were just local to my area, like the J.G. Wentworth commercials. Was really thrilled to learn that others outside of my state knew of them, too. Also, if you've not "ruined" those commercials as well, I certainly hope you do! I had to send this video to family 😂 Edit: I have replayed this about six times already tonight, please, someone help me 😂

There is zero doubt in my mind that this entire shitpost was created because "financial compensation" fits the descending notes so well.

Radio: *goes with public service announcement ad* TIRI: THERE'S MELODY WITHIN!

this is art in its purest form

Ah yes the slide whistle of dopamine release strikes again!

Now, we need one for the Medicare benefits (we will never get) commercial that is driving us crazy!!

I laughed more than I thought 😂😂😂 Jesus, my roommate is sleeping and I'm laughing like a freaking maniac. You're a treasure.

Wow this even doubles as a lyrics video!

The question now is what song you'll pair with Camp Lejeune!

THIS IS A MASTERPIECE!

Man, the part where they go: "If you or a loved one was diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation." goes so hard ngl

I always sing Mesothelioma to the tune of the William Tell overture, whenever I see these commercials. My kids thought it was a real song. LOL

So this is where Brain Blaze got it from. Thank you for making it, it's one of my favorite jokes.

Another video to add to my "Watch Daily To Maintain The Will To Live" playlist.

This really made me laugh. That’s very rare for any KZfaq video

this should be an actual ad

Orpheus would be proud

Thank you for a night of entertainment, you are truly a sick and wonderful individual.

Yes, more of this please. Hats off to you 😅

So glad to have this channel back! Can't wait until all the videos get rereleased!

How am I just now discovering this masterpiece of a channel. Please never stop doing what you do.

I cannot begin to describe how much joy this brings me.

This continues to be the single most innacurately named channel on youtube.

this is why i know this entire ad by heart

the way "financial compensation" fits so perfectly shows how prominent iambs are in english

This song is constantly stuck in my head and I'm not even mad

Never before, did I want a cancer more than this Mesotheliom, especially, if this would be, how the Doc presented it to me.

I know it's just the name of the channel, but you've definitely made those commercials better.

Imagine a whole play happening with this playing in the background as you slowly die of Mesothelioma.