You guys should totally do a blind draft for one of the episodes. Basically where all three of you don't know the subject and Owl just starts each round with one item as well to help give hints as to what it might be and you don't know the subject until the end.

This episode was pure gold which happens to be my favorite metal

Jason really showed his metal this episode!

Every interjection about metal slowly wore me down until i was cry laughing by the end 😂 It's so stupid and It's obnoxiously hilarious

Love this episode. Never change, Jason 😊

How did Andy not draft ice cream

For the Mars robot question - it takes like 3-20ish minutes each way depending on where both the earth and mars are in their orbit. So 3 minutes to send the signal to mars, and 3 minutes for the signal back to us best case scenario is the best case scenario for conversations there.

Instant Top-5 episode. In the running to be the GOAT

Best pod ever! Suggestion: 10 round draft of things that are metal for episode 300

Surprised Andy didn't go with vanilla ice cream

This episode was absolutely hilarious!! Clukdnt stop laughing at work 🤣🤣🤣

A polar bear seems like a perfect pick for this draft. A non-family, friendly honorable mention also has to be cocaine😂

Plot twist: Jason is actually Magneto. That's how he knows so much about metal things. It's the only explanation.

The shade of red on Jason face is the most color I've seen him wear on this show and the Footballers Podcast.

Mike been hitting those weights? My boy is lookin more pumped by the day

We really need a Things Made of Metal draft within the next couple videos!

Good morning gang

I watch Spitballers every night before sleep. I am truly grateful for this show.

"Story Shuffle" you guys gotta play that game! new segment

I feel like the answer to the hot new ring metal, is Tungsten…. Mostly because you can get them cheap, but they still look good quality

Fantastic episode gentlemen. 👏 slow golf clap

HOLY MOLY OWL MR BORLAND PLEASEEEEEEEEE DO A METAL DRAFT 😂😂😂

As a fellow chubb, I can say with confidence that Jason's superhero/villain name would be Fatneto. Luv ya Jason.

Interesting story with the mask conversation at 21:00 - I work with a lot of audiology clinics and apparently there were a ton of people who didn't realize how bad their hearing was until they couldn't read lips anymore. Hearing aid sales went through the roof in 2020 and 2021!

Really wanted Andy to hit the Water Bet button when Jason said we’d get to mars in his lifetime. Just made myself laugh picturing old ass Andy at Jason’s funeral with a solo cup of water, waiting for his moment.

This was the funniest episode so far.

This was one of the most deep-fried episodes I can remember and I’m here for it

Shocked Andy didn't take vanilla ice cream. Also, have a show suggestion. At the opening, tell us who one the previous draft.

Jason just needs eggs and vanilla for a cheesecake!

Jason already knows this but there are metals that are white when the oxide. Titanium oxide being the most popular as white paints are named after it. Aluminum and tungsten is also white when it oxidizes. Not that you wanted to know, but now you do lol

Andy passing on vanilla Ice cream is insane

The SUN?! Lol surprised no one took it.

People sleeping on Gandalf the White and the White Power Ranger.

Polar bears get no love?

Jason wins, he's making cheesecake ❣️❣️

Words cannot express the sadness experienced when remembering today's draft was NOT metal things

Draft analysis: Things That Are White Mike : Snow, Wedding Dress, Toilet, Stormtrooper Jason : Salt, Sugar, Milk, Cream Cheese Andy : Clouds, The Moon, White Chocolate, Glacier Andy Draft Grade: C Mike Draft Grade: A Jason Draft Grade: A- Best items drafted: 1.) Snow (Went 1.01 // Mike) 2.) Toilet (Went 3.01 // Mike) 3.) Salt (Went 1.02 // Jason) 4.) Sugar (Went 2.02 // Jason) 5.) Clouds (Went 1.03 // Andy) 6.) Milk (Went 3.02 // Jason) 7.) Stormtrooper (Went 4.01 // Mike) 8.) Wedding Dress (Went 2.03 // Mike) 9.) Cream Cheese (Went 4.02 // Jason) 10). White Chocolate (Went 3.03 // Andy) 11). The Moon (Went 2.01 // Andy) 12). Glacier (Went 4.01 // Andy) Honorable undrafted mentions: Eggs, Golf Ball, Ice Cream, Jason Another creative color draft - beyond the 1.01 of snow, a lot of room for potential creativity from the ballers. Mike took an early lead with the 1.01 of snow and then followed it up with the unique picks of wedding dress, and the steal of the draft - toilet - perfect for a potty-humor podcast as this. It was a close one between Mike and Jason, but Mike's superior late round picks earned him the victory. Andy did not necessarily underperform, however there were more advantageous pick instead of Glacier, which he took in the fourth, especially when ice cream was still on the board. MVP Pick: Toilet - a steal from Mike in the 3rd

For the life of me I can't figure out why Andy didn't draft vanilla ice cream!

someone broke Jason

I thought for sure Mike was gonna say cocaine

My cousin got married on NYE...wedding pictures in the snow.

7 mins is a long conversation. Lol

Some would argue that men have three legs 🤣🤣🤣

Lmfao 5:46 hahahahahahaha

Disappointed in Jason for not picking marshmallows!

got my wife 1.01 carat ring--which is fitting as she is the 1.01 in my life

So sad no one picked polar bears!

You guys should raffle off a chance to come play pickleball with the crew.

Wait til that snow turns to ugly grey slush then tell me you love snow

Unless something tragic happens to Andy there will 1000% be humans on Mars during his lifetime

Things that are white should be the alternate name of the show. 😜

How did Jason not take White Gold in this draft?

Andy didn't take vanilla ice cream?

I thought for sure Jason would take "himself" for things that are white.

White Gold?? did Jason miss that?

Can artificial intelligence replace something that has no apparent intelligence?

Jason is high

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……… White gold ………

Missed opportunity to take CMC as the number 1 overall for things that are white guys…