Merry Christmas from the Moldys! Enjoy the Christmas rap, lyrics below.
Rep Tennessee and Texas, 2019
We wish you Merry X-mas. - Moldy Family!
Done with college, it's Cooper. In anything but a stupor.
Working hard, he's a trooper.
Up at dawn before the cock in the coop or any chicken or rooster.
Windy Gap sound intern and an amateur tattooer.
No stigma at STEM. YL at L&N.
We do skits together. Led a cabin of kids together.
Amidst the weather, his high top kicks are better.
American-Haitian living in Vol Nation
From West Valley to Emerald Academy
Basketball varsity. He ain't no JV.
2K, Fortnite, but this kid ain't lazy.
Playing three sports, no he ain't tire-y
Patrick Mahomes is who he admire-y
Two leagues of soccer and a widow's peak.
In just five months you can call him Uncle Keeks.
31 years later, still Nay Nay and Steve.
He's ministering with Collegiate Abbey,
While she's at Backroads brewing up coffee,
Racking up frequent flyer points to Haiti.
Pops celebrated his big 60
In our new, nice kitchen in our humble abode
A QUEST small group is what mamma leads,
But what they really, really got was a grand baby.
Summa Cum Laude from UT Knox.
Brady got something that can't be taught.
Three productions, networking functions,
Cause after graduation, the acting won't stop.
You thought that was enough but it's not.
In the Windy Gap kitchen he was keeping it hot.
His friends all know that he's a big shot,
Cause he's the best man when Michael's tying the knot.
Fresh off the jet from the Holy Land,
Then South Africa. Still shaking the sand
Out their pockets on their way back to Franklin, Tennessee.
Tim's songs can't stop being placed on TV.
While Ky hocks oils in a pyramid scheme,
They made a music video for "Tell Me What You Need".
Around the same time, farmer Tim plants a seed,
then zygote, then fetus, soon a little baby.
His spring was Off the Chain, hopping out senior prom-a
Then he traveled down to Haiti with his best friends and momma.
Senior to freshman, bottom of the food chain.
Graduated high school, now he's in a new game
At UTK in North Carrick Hall, and he's working at Thrive
from summer to fall. Winning cents on HQ and he's giving his all.
And like the rest of us kids, my boy Colby is a Vol.
Bearden Bulldog, sophomore in high school.
Queen of TikTok and she knows what's cool.
She taught us The Get Down and Old Town Road.
Loves Kuzi, and clothes, and her MacBook Pro.
Run Kahler Run - Track. Cross country.
Check out the gram: @TheOfficialKahlerMoldy
Hair keeps changing, but this Yuletide,
wants Lulu Lemmon leggings with pockets on the side.