They didn't do well with the IQ test

Lol!

My first thought as well but it does make a good movie scene. And this is basically a comedy.

😂😂

They think that he lost his powers because he got captured

And that nigga says and calls hancock an choo choo asshole

1:18 he makes a headbutt to that big guy

Pain train

and then the idiot says: Choo Choo M*th*r F*ck*r! (As someone else suggested that perhaps the Guards told all of the Inmates on that Cell Block that Hancock had lost all of his powers and then sat back and watched the monitors & eating popcorn, just to see what happened next!)

He makes him the caboose in that train.

And the fact that they didnt show it happening, and then somehow hes half way across the room, being sickened by his own handiwork.

Then Will slapped him hard.....

Agreed😊😊

All these guys who've been stuck playing heavies, suddenly told to act their hearts out. No wonder they were all so good.

Just like when the monkey came out the dude’s ass in Bruce Almighty!!

Well,..he sure did go up an asshole

Lies again? Phone Stalker Jail Prison

I did as well and I'm not Christian.

​@@NazriBtf do you mean lies?

and like they no longer tried to even touch a single strand of his hair as if his venomous now lol

Before his action, Hancock was the center of attention. After his action, they were the centaur of attention

The "Sanford and Son" theme playing as they were all freaking out was absolutely hilarious.

The guy crossing himself in horror was so great from the extra

@@p3ter9000 I mean you would too after see that

@@juzoinui4627 I wouldn't. I would've just laughed my ass off and be pronounced dead from dying of laughed

@@p3ter9000 well after seeing that, might make anyone believe there's really a God

he`s voice is so straight and serious,,,,

That has Marty Bird energy

We're going to circle back to that 😅

probably because he was a child star and nobody ever heard him cuss until now, but I seriously doubt that

That is gold lol 😆...to play it straight faced too ...

"this is what ive been getting drunk and doing to bad guys?... I belong here ..."

"That shit is nasty."

Yeah I love that he also is like "fuck... man I didn't wanna do that...

He’s seen a lot but I bet he’s never seen a human centaur before

They did the same thing in "Bruce Almighty", just after a monkey came out of the guy's butt.

That's a genuine reaction to something like that, actually good writing lmfao

Especially that guy praying at 1:25.

As a Spanish guy myself, I'm sure he was Hispanic American

That’s the best part of the scene! That and the Sanford and Son theme! 😂

It’s funny when Jason says it but not Jen Psaki!

He was great in the whole movie! I liked everyone's performance, but I loved jason Bateman's!

It's a Hollywood setup of Jen saki taki to use as though she's intelligent and in with the times.

I fell clean out🤣🤣🤣

Jason didn't notice anything peculiar about his wife? Especially making love?

Sanford but close enough...

Haha, *Stanford*.

Plus the guys laughing...making it even funnier

Even the look on Hancock's face was funny.

@@olliehopnoodle4628 "Alright, maybe I did go a little too far."

My favorite part is the Sanford and Sons theme background music was a classic touch 🤣😂

@@Seir Perfect!

Yeah, and they should know Hancock does exactly what he says he's going to do.

There is no cure...for stupid-!

Those dummies thought they could hurt the black superman.

Exactly, but these assholes thought that he had some kind of device that made him super and it was now confiscated by the officers.

yeah and they still wont believe that he can do something like that 😂

Oh they definitely did, wouldn't you if ya saw a guy shove someones head up another guys ass like it was nothing

@@KaiTheRedWarrior8244 I think people are missing how that's sexual assault though. I know it's hard to sympathize with men being victims but to threaten men with rape/violence if they don't clean up isn't the way. They will just live in fear.

They've probably done much worse

@@ma_de_sa5848 So it's better they make everyone else live in fear of them?

I’d think all but two of them did…

Me too. I was just abouta comment about that, the way he acts, like he's not in the mood, but is trying to be polite 😂

Like he about to do a 12 hour shift on sleep debt 😴 Well put

@@lobo_solo214 🤣

Hm. It appears as though we have very similar profile pictures

It’s definitely not Mai Tais on a beach …

Yes exactly why would man with super Human Powers willing volunteer to be jailed. I bet the they thought he lost his powers that's the only plausible expiation.

@@wolwerine0007 Well, Superman has voluntarily been jailed before.

@@2bituser569 Yes Agree. But it seems stupid to make beings with superpowers, obey the law. The fact that he has enough power to rule the world but instead the super Hero of his own free will chooses to go to jail. Is so Stupid. I think a Super Hero should follow his own rules like Deadpool.

Even in the basketball court, where Hancock jumped over the fence to get the ball when the guards thought he was gonna escape but Hancock jumped back in the prison basketball court just to play basketball again

@@venomark7883 There are those Dumb Hero's who follow orders and there are those who are above the Human Law.

He was like "What have I done..." haha

"OH, so THAT'S what happens"! LOL

That is a great look. A combo of, “this… might have been a bit much” and “shit… this is gonna cost me.”

Something tell me that's the first time he has done that!

🏴‍☠️Bad Move 😆

The Sanford and Son music in the background is what put it over the top for me. Anyone who knows classic TV can instantly recognize that tune. Redd Foxx would approve.

the tall guy was laughing at the end of the scene

The only thing I can imagine is maybe they thought he lost his powers, and that’s why he was in jail? Why else would they challenge him?

@@joehenry9546 makes sense I guess

No it isn't. It is idiotic.

@@Brian-qn7fn but you see what you might lack is a sense of humour

They should call it Hancuck

Some movies are better off being single.

Only the first half was good in this movie, the second part was generic at best and the ending was lame, hard to think about a sequel.

Yes, I would have loved to see a prequel when all of the people like Hancock were on earth.

@@carig121 exactly. Maybe a new rated R version. But who cares now, there are way better characters.

I know right! Lol 😂

1:24 Did you know that you could kill a man or cannibal with sound alone in a locked room, oscillating decibels between 120 - 150 -- 180.... this would be unique way to put you cannibals to death..... one of your *****ing heads up another twats butt..... noted..... Michael

Starting with 1:20

Omg so hilarious!

Definitely digging for some gold 😂

One of them started to vomit. Some are comprehending what they did wrong in their lives to witness this event 😂😂

how is that funny

Out your “FUCKIN” mouth you mean 😉

😂😂😂👍😊

Ok now that's funny😂😂😂

Considering his Wife has cheated on him MANY times...and admitted to it, he does not really need to worry about her "honor"

@@anthonyivy1305 y'all really hate bw. It's really sad that you're truly happy being the most hate male in the planet. Men who actually build their communities get laws passed for the betterment of their people but not the bm. Unlike most men you compete against the ones who have you life. All groups murder their women but they don't go hunting them down just to do so. They are SWINGNERS. They cheat all the time. He just didn't expect her to have more fun than him because she's more desired than he his. They're equally evil too. But you'll see her and drag her. Y'all sick. And it's about to be rectified. Still ain't seen enough to know that there's a FORCE that's not playing with y'all. Ok. It's about to get louder.

"I might've gone too far in a lot of places"

Fax

He showed us how a centaur is made! 🤣

​@@patrickhuot001😂😂 broo

"Ay dios mio..."

"Jesus Bendito"

Buhhaahhahahahaahaha

Father forgive me for what I have seen.

yo quiero taco bell

There was the time in Angel season 4 (2003) when they don't so much break Faith out of prison, but tell her that she no longer needs to stay, and is needed elsewhere.

Don't forget later when he accidentally throws the basketball over the fence. He just calmly jumps over, gets the ball, and then jumps back in.

Yea, so he's able to cut not just the glass but the wire reinforcement grid as well with his glass cuttin' fingernail. His nail clippers must be mo-fo's! 😂😂😂

Right. That's one of the reasons I love this movie. They actually think they can control and stop him from doing what he wants...😂

@View Bot Makes sense! 👍😂

It probably was nicer than the trailer he was living in. Regular meals and such.

@@romarudarkeyes Yeah, you're probably right, but my theory was a lot more humble and hero like.

In real life, that would've resulted in some seriously BLOODY trauma!

@@thisisnotachannel Not really the human anus is surprisingly elastic.

@@NastyNas1608 if you go slow, yes. But shoving someone’s head up there that quickly would tear his asshole in half

If you make a threat, make sure you can follow through on it.

@@NastyNas1608 it stretchers up to 8 inches in diameter. the human head isn't 8 inches.

Has extras ever won some form of award in any movie?

The reactions were quality.

Yeah, "Choo-Choo"! Priceless!! 🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣

The one dude started praying lol.

Quincy Jones "The Streetbeater"

It was a nice touch 😂

Wow I just realized that after all these years lol

Idk who’s idea that was, but whoever’s it was, they deserve a pay raise.

Ong☠️☠️

It would've been way worse if Homelander did the same thing

@@corvus1221 or worse, Omni-man

@@VergilTheLegendaryDarkSlayer Or equally worse, Injustice Superman. He's just as bad as Omni-Man and Homelander.

1:24 Did you know that you could kill a man or cannibal with sound alone in a locked room, oscillating decibels between 120 - 150 -- 180.... this would be unique way to put you cannibals to death..... one of your *****ing heads up another twats butt..... noted..... Michael

Or worse, Scorpion.

This is my responsibility. I thought everyone should know. We are imprisoned in a place whose slogan was freedom . New slavery , Don't Travel to the USA . Never even for a short time. if you have any special knowledge or skills or an invention , They will steal it from your mind . The US government initially used this method to identify people who intended to harm the United States . but today they use it for many purposes , including stealing information from people , stealing data from peoples minds . And many celebrities like Taylor Swift are helping to lure the US government . they'll see whatever you see you'll never have privacy even with your wife or girlfriend . they'll see whatever you think . when Taylor Swift said I use my best colors for your portrait means it's one of the newest things they're using it . Your silence will help them to do it again and again . They said don't say anything because of The USA . I want to take her to court . They want to pay me from $ 10,000 to $ 1,000,000 , but that was not the amount I asked for . Those are not only a songs . She ( Taylor Swift ) likes A writer of crime stories whose stories are completely real and who have committed all the murders . Taylor Adolf Hitler , Humans are not your laboratory mice . Taylor Swift is a secret Nazi .. She ( Taylor Swift ) likes A writer of crime stories whose stories are completely real and who have committed all the murders . I was used as a laboratory mouse to test new products............ #BidenisKiller #TaylorSwiftkiller

He slapped the glass after the glass disrespect Will Smith by blocking his speech.

But yes why still reusing the telephone receiver 📞 ?

lol at underrated....I just remember thy shut down the 105 freeway on a Sunday and fk'ed up my day for filming this

@@hollywoodsaint57 So what?

@@hollywoodsaint57 What does that have to do with being underrated ?

@@blamitdsz that means FUCK filming if it interrupts a man's daily life who doesn't give a shit about lame ass film that promotes drunkenness and false hero icons there, Layman's terms so you can understand with your limited mental capacity

@@hollywoodsaint57 No correlation

You would be like that too after you saw that

And Hancock’s 1:29

1:40 will NEVER NOT be hilarious

1:21

@@Rorschach97 8:08

Even more hilarious when this gets reused but changed up in guardians of the galaxy Rocket: Either you go through us or technically, WE GO THROUGH YOU

Rorschack

more accurate actually

This is , Hitman line

@@jaiprakashhonhaga it's Watchmen but hey close enough

Looked like he thought «I thought it would look funny if I did, but god damn.»

Well at least with one big display the rest of the inmates wouldn't try to harass him causing multiple other incidents after that.

@@theyaden harass him how? They literally can’t do anything to him.

@@jamesbizs Like they did in this scene. They can't harm him but they can certainly force him to move them aside. This one display of power effectively warned them in future to stay out of his way.

What have i done?

He really was

Miss Manners would have been impressed!

Yeah, he did try to use "excuse me" and "please" to get them out of the way at first. He wasn't the one who wanted to start the fight first.

For a long time that he's alone helping the humans, he just lost his mojo... he's burnt... doesn't care anymore. He doesn't care anymore wether the help he's providing gave good or crappy results. To separate himself from the public, he accepted jail term.

Kind like the basketball scene when he pops out over the fence to get the ball then back in.

Well that’s because when you are a Superman no one could do anything to you like if tank rounds just bounce off you and you can derail trains without a scratch I’d imagine no human could hurt him even if they pointed a Basuka at his face. 😂

Was the sex scene super awkward?

@@1x4 Yup I looked away until it was over though 😂

I'm just picturing your mom getting a call from the school "Excuse me Ms. Day Dreamer there's been an incident at school. Apparently your son shoved his bully's head up another child's ass and we need you to come down right away."

@@1x4 There was a sex scene? I don't remember that?

@@fairlady5556 Near the beginning, a woman approaches Hancock and he takes her to his trailer and warns her to get off of him when he almosts ..Goes off... It's been years and years since I saw that scene, but you can look it up.

Yeah that was a really bad plot hole I noticed too. They all realize what his powers are yet they try to intimidate him?

to be fair they probably thought he had lost his powers.. I mean, why else would have ended up in prison. surely someone that still had superpowers wouldn't have just allowed themselves to be arrested and sent to prison.

People act surprised like inmates can't be foolish like this but they can... some years back we had an east coast mafia guy brought into our west coast jail on a hold out of New Jersey. We got 3 phone calls from 3 different state and federal agencies about him before he ever even made it into custody. I have dealt with plenty of bad guys including murderers but NEVER in my entire career did we have multiple agencies calling us ahead of time to tell us/warn us about anyone like that aging mafia guy. He was no small guy either, almost 6 and a half feet tall. Some inmates tried to "befriend" him, but he wanted nothing to do with it & just essentially swatted them away like annoying little flies telling them to f*ck off. I worked graveyard at the time which meant we passed the meds to the inmates & usually it was just one lone deputy in each unit. But not while the mafia guy was there, without me ever saying a word, the giant stoic former infantry Marine I worked with stood right next to me at the med cart. He never said a word about why he was there right next to me but I knew. It was unspoken but he knew that I knew. The aging mafia guy never gave us any problems and left not long after. But now I can't remember if it was the feds that picked him up or not...

Prisoner: this guy lifted my car with me in it, ima mess him up. *kids, drugs are bad mkay*

@@baneblackguard584 Someone even suggested that the Guards told the Inmates that Hancock did lose all of his powers!!! Then pop some popcorn, and watched the Security Camera Monitors to see what happens next!!

If you don’t move your head is going up his ass.

Before his action, he was the center of attention. After his action, they were the centaur of attention

Sandford and son

@@kylebrumbalow1370 Sanford and Son

Tbh this scene looks like it was filmed the same place as fast 8 and deadpool 2

Sandford and Son

@@Blighted_Ashes Really? Come on. Just Google it.

This part kills me everytime bruh 💀

I am amazed at what people find funny and mind blowing.

For me, it's not the actual portrayal but the setup lines uttered and reaction of hardened criminals getting their minds blown. We have all heard people threaten to break their foot off or heard someone say to another to get their head out of someone's rear. This is the first time I've seen it portrayed. ITS not the actual visual but the dialog before and the reaction of hardened criminals shutting down and experiencing a morbid life changing event. Everyone kept calling him a a-hole and he had a unbelievable response. so welcome to make believe and they pulled it off in a funny just way........

@@colbymelvin5245it really is funny tho 😂😂😂

@@tayeeinthacut9661 funny if you are under the age of 8 sure. But at 40, it's a re-run gage seen a million times.

This kzfaq.info/get/bejne/rcWJlLiCr6e1g4k.html .

Even he thought he may have gone a little too far.

1:48 aswell

That's makes the hole scene

1:24 Did you know that you could kill a man or cannibal with sound alone in a locked room, oscillating decibels between 120 - 150 -- 180.... this would be unique way to put you cannibals to death..... one of your *****ing heads up another twats butt..... noted..... Michael

That look of *aw, that's just embarrassing*

More like Mentaurs 😂

Hancock's cringe expression

Hahwhaha

Exactly.

Every movie doesn't need a sequel and this movie failed

it failed after he left the prison. was going somewhere intell he left. just ran out of steam and became a massive dump

Given John bernthel's punisher I think he would've managed to make some damage to Hancock even though he is a human being lol.

@@lolong5976 Idk why you're so sure about that

@@gameismyhobby I'm joking. But if you have seen the tv show then you'll know. Cause he is literally shown to be a superhuman. His power increases when he is on the verge of death. Not to mention his psychotic temper and resistance to physical pain. So he probably would've managed to scratch Hancock at least

As someone else suggested: Perhaps the Guards told all of those inmates that Hancock did lose his powers!!! (Then crowded around the TVs that had that Cell Blocks security cameras on them, just to watch the fun!)

Oh I absolutely LOVED Rohrshach's prison scenes. "None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you; Y O U ' R E L O C K E D I N H E R E W I T H M E ! ! !"

Tbh most the kind of guys who land in jail are pretty fucking stupid tbh, some of them do the dumbest/most awful shit out of machismo

Lmfao I knew I'd find one of these.

Unfunny

@@blahblah6227 Find some humor, that was gold!

This should be top comment

@@MediocresineXIII daedass