The most ambitious (and stupidest) day I've ever attempted [ENGLAND PART 5]

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3 күн бұрын

We're into day 4 of my most epic mission to date and having almost escaped the damp twangy clutches of Kielder forest, I now had the opportunity to deliver myself 12 miles from the coast in one fell swoop. 21 miles of more rugged mountains and forests would be a huge physical endeavor in it's own right, but it also happened to be bookmarked by a private and very active hunting estate, and a gigantic military firing range apparently littered with unexploded shells. Illegal? not technically. But not without risks. Do not attempt to try this yourselves...
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@daniek332 2 күн бұрын

Here before UK army takes this video down

@tastybread69420 2 күн бұрын

why would they take it down lol??? it's not like a secret thing 😂😂😂 it's just a training gound that is also mapped out. you can look it up on google maps

@JM-mg4el 2 күн бұрын

I'm genuinely surprised after that track crossing incident

@sawspitfire422 2 күн бұрын

Not gonna lie I was waiting till I could watch all episodes at once but when I saw this I realised I have to watch it now or never haha

@BrainboxccGames 2 күн бұрын

@@JM-mg4elthis is surprisingly less illegal than crossing a live railway...

@smashyrashy 2 күн бұрын

😂🤡

@TetraDax 2 күн бұрын

Tom: "I cannot take stupid risks anymore, I have a kid on the way." Also Tom: "So anyway I started wandering through a minefield".

@Yonel6969 2 күн бұрын

@@simon_1987your bloody weird mate

@nihlify 2 күн бұрын

@@simon_1987 Let me guess, you're 37 years old and your wife have run off with the mailman? You're projecting

@simon_1987 2 күн бұрын

@@Yonel6969 why

@Yonel6969 2 күн бұрын

@@simon_1987 wdym why, im pretty sure thats both his brother, and men and women can be just friends💀

@simon_1987 2 күн бұрын

@@Yonel6969 oh right

@joeyfive5245 2 күн бұрын

You'd think being a wizard would make crossing the country in a straight line easy but this guy literally doesn't know any spells. Is he even a real wizard?

@luisleongaming1776 2 күн бұрын

Yeah man, I though he was supposed to be a geomancer or something? Where are the earth bridges conjured to cross through rivers? The tunnelling spells to cross below nasty hills and forest sections? Smh

@snackplaylove 2 күн бұрын

Weakness: Trees

@JeffBilkins 2 күн бұрын

Earth magic is weak to plant and water magic.

@Turvaldeon 2 күн бұрын

@@snackplaylove maybe the Tree Wizard can help him

@jayerjavec 2 күн бұрын

Lizard, he is a lizard.

@Andrew-ss7jd 2 күн бұрын

"Any more of these fallen trees and I might have to call it a day the're actually very dangero- oh look a minefield let's pop through there"

@DuncTheBlue1878 Күн бұрын

😂

@MarcinHopa8 Күн бұрын

Tom everybody 😂😂😂😂

@martinboote8175 Күн бұрын

The bit where he just casually notices he almost stepped on some uxo was just wild

@Upgraydez 14 сағат бұрын

I am seriously wondering why the UK has these forests of fallen overgrown trees everywhere? Is this just centuries of poor forest management or what? How did all the trees fall so tangled? Without natural forest fires to clean that up it's just a pile of rotting wood. What terrible land management. All those sections of tangled fallen trees is unbelievable to see. Those sections are all that's left of the forests. That's the absolute worst looking forest I've ever seen or heard of. Totally ruined and uncared for. Trees stacked 20ft high and just left there. I've honestly never seen anything so pathetic as those little patches of woods. The UK and it's people are great, so I don't know what's going on with that. I don't even know how the trees could get in such a bad condition, what the hell happened to them?

@DuncTheBlue1878 14 сағат бұрын

@@Upgraydez They were blown over in Storm Arwen. Sitka spruce timber plantation (non-native trees) - very shallow roots.

@Fanro3 2 күн бұрын

"a mission so long and hard it should come with an adult warning" what a line

@AndreyRubtsovRU 2 күн бұрын

...what a straight line

@getnaenaed99 Күн бұрын

@@AndreyRubtsovRU ...across England even

@trelleonginting398 2 күн бұрын

Tom : *clambering slippery trees, soldier proning tight pines, sliding steep hills, finding a crime scene, are about to go through a hunting ground with gunshots everywhere, while trying to stick to an invisible straight line* Me watching from my bed : thats crazy man

@spartan7hk 2 күн бұрын

Crime scene?

@donaldblobfish 2 күн бұрын

Body bag

@Sympanet 2 күн бұрын

Me watching from my bed: tbh I’d probably just climb right over all those trees, nbd

@namename3130 2 күн бұрын

Yeah what crime scene? Timestamp?

@tobycummings7830 2 күн бұрын

@@namename3130 28:52

@Greensequence93 3 күн бұрын

Shout out to your team Verity and Ben having your back through these endeavors.

@CouldBeSaladFingers 2 күн бұрын

Thanks!

@SyntaxErr19287 2 күн бұрын

@@CouldBeSaladFingersCould be salad fingers could be Ben

@QueenEllouise 2 күн бұрын

I was just thinking the same, much appreciation for the both of them!

@Lun44rrr Күн бұрын

How is this comment a day old when I was refreshing like crazy yday and there was no upload :(

@FishyFox Күн бұрын

@@Lun44rrr patreon gets the vids early bro

@wickedkiddah101 2 күн бұрын

Might be the first time in history a missing person doesn't get found due to a need to keep going in a straight line

@GM-Mermaid Күн бұрын

#JaySlater

@LiamGervaise Күн бұрын

@@GM-Mermaid hes just busy doing a straight line mission

@joshmorrow4186 Күн бұрын

Every Geowizard video has a sentence that has surely never before been uttered in the history of humanity. #5 - "After a pretty horrible hour, I finally reached the end of my tumultuous three day affair with Kielder Forest, and dove straight into my one night stand with Otterburn."

@lunarskyye2680 2 күн бұрын

Blimey, when he said body bag I was like WHAT

@arvurebantra7639 Күн бұрын

I was just like "Are we just going to ignore that? Oh... I guess we are... well then"

@MonoKyrios Күн бұрын

With the 70m + deviation he could've totally checked it out

@Hudpower Күн бұрын

@@MonoKyrios didnt that happen after the bag?

@TheJGEdits Күн бұрын

@@MonoKyrios I think he knows better than checking out a potential dead body

@Rufina72 Күн бұрын

I hope he may have informed someone to at least check it out...

@Cypekeh Күн бұрын

What I learned about the forests of England from this series: - There's a lot of fallen trees - There's no animals

@noahrussell2043 Күн бұрын

Nothing like the forests I live around in the South of England! I believe the ones Tom were are tree plantations anyway

@5tr4nge75 Күн бұрын

Plenty of animals, they just tend to avoid people, and you make it very easy for them to avoid you by smashing your way through everything attempting to go in a straight line

@samuraibeluga3749 Күн бұрын

oh theres absolutely animals, they just are very good at avoiding people. especially when it someone talking out loud to himself while going thorugh the forest XD you kinda wont take anything by surprise, they will know of your presense from preety far away.

@wisnoskij Күн бұрын

I know really. I never seen entire forests just fall over where I am from.

@luckyspurs Күн бұрын

Woodland animals are very good at not being seen.

@MrJimfriedman 2 күн бұрын

Hey Tom, I just attempted my first straight line mission. Just a short one across my city. I didn't quite make it but I am preparing for another attempt. I want to thank you for inspiring me to do this.

@minch333 Күн бұрын

Nice mate! Good luck

@oremstale8558 Күн бұрын

cities are probably even trickier than the countryside! well done and good luck for next time

@MrJimfriedman Күн бұрын

@@oremstale8558 I found a route that goes through mostly wooded areas but did have to cross a highway and some residential. I got stopped by a large swampy area. I think I have a good plan for next time though.

@Schacal6666 Күн бұрын

@@oremstale8558as you can see in Toms city crossing in a straight line

@theRPGmaster Күн бұрын

I might go on a mission across Åland sometime. I'd go across the Finnish mainland if I didn't have physical issues, but I think that would be doable at least, it's a short distance. Did you film it by the way? I'd love to see it.

@Mat-eq8mk 2 күн бұрын

The intro music on these is so good and I can't explain why. It just sets the tone perfectly.

@Sympanet 2 күн бұрын

I listen to the album in the car. It’s so chill

@jeffbrowngraphics 2 күн бұрын

You know he made all the music? It's just so cozy and perfect.

@colmcille9669 Күн бұрын

@@jeffbrowngraphics I only saw that this mission. I had no idea but it's been such a perfect soundtrack for them all so extra impressed.

@DuncTheBlue1878 Күн бұрын

The music is so good, sets the tone perfectly. Comedic. Relaxing. Amusing.

@dans8066 Күн бұрын

It's the official straight line anthem. That's why the Fieldhouse boys hum it in their videos.

@beardedwarrior7023 2 күн бұрын

That was a pheasant shoot at the end. They weren't hunting the deer but deer get pushed out of woodland when the beaters (those with the flags) push through the woodland.

@samwalker7567 2 күн бұрын

To be honest some bloke in camo surplus could slip into and back out of a beating line and not look particularly out of place at all.

@beardedwarrior7023 Күн бұрын

@@samwalker7567 Very true. Probably wouldn't even get a second look by some.

@scipioafricanus5871 Күн бұрын

@@samwalker7567 What if the straight line went along the beating line?

@Girack Күн бұрын

@@scipioafricanus5871Then he'd just be helping out 👌

@GreatWesternTransportation 2 күн бұрын

After the most nerve-racking football match, this nerve-racking video is just what we need😂

@zonc7805 2 күн бұрын

hardly nerve wracking, absolute snoozefest

@GreatWesternTransportation 2 күн бұрын

You would not have thought that England would have won until Bellingham’s goal just a minute before full time

@DrugCrafted 2 күн бұрын

@@GreatWesternTransportation Almost want us to go out at this point to save another 90 minutes of absolute boredom lol

@bonobo2181 2 күн бұрын

@@DrugCrafted I'll keep taking shithouse 95th minute winners all day if we win the euros

@dj858 2 күн бұрын

@@GreatWesternTransportation well put simply no shit !

@ReeTVdocs 2 күн бұрын

It's not even the content that matters on this channel. This guy could talk about anything, and I'd listen

@gildeddrake1479 Күн бұрын

He's a good writer

@brittlebrit187 2 күн бұрын

Hitting the one boot with the other boot is the most impressive thing I've ever seen on this channel

@luckyspurs Күн бұрын

Tom unknowingly becoming the new Boot Petanque champion.

@georgewallis2020 Күн бұрын

You can see how proud he is with the little zoom in, I had to make sure someone had commented :)

@Junbav Күн бұрын

32:15 When the chippy says they're out of fish

@CoachCookRuns Күн бұрын

This should be the top comment 🤣

@Goofy685 Күн бұрын

Underrated comment

@SteveZerker Күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@LazloNQ 2 күн бұрын

Well the best part about straying from the line is that not only are you probably the first to cross England in a straight line, it allows someone else the ability to improve on the record and be the first to do it better. It's a win for everyone involved!

@abrahamangus 2 күн бұрын

another youtuber called Archie Fieldhouse is currently doing the same challange but in the opposite direction. They are currently on Platinum still

@lauri9061 2 күн бұрын

@@abrahamangus They started from the west as well did they not?

@changeable-geometrydash1867 Күн бұрын

@@lauri9061yeah they're both going west to east

@richardwebb5317 Күн бұрын

When the self seeded Sitka covers all that rotting Arwen windthrow in the coming years, another route will be required. You are not even Arwenproof in the lowlands, Northumberland is covered in flattened shelter belts and small farm woodlands.

@PhatInAHat Күн бұрын

@@abrahamangus They're not going in the opposite direction - their line is just a few kilometers away from GeoWizard's.

@imnotshub 3 күн бұрын

i was not expecting that piss at the top of the hill there

@gagaringagarinovic2600 Күн бұрын

i kinda enjoyed it :D

@ragnarlothbrok222 Күн бұрын

@@gagaringagarinovic2600ayooo

@rainbowcloudss_ 22 сағат бұрын

Made me think of death stranding (game) honestly, weirdly enough lol

@TylerMarshal02 13 сағат бұрын

@@gagaringagarinovic2600tf??

@josephdixon2678 2 күн бұрын

I got lost in one of those sections of felled trees in Kidland forest in November, for a short while I felt like I wasn't getting out. Hard to appreciate what it is like in there without experiencing it. Top job persevering and another top video.

@Yimello Сағат бұрын

Couldn't imagine what it would be like to be in there without a GPS. Would be very easy to get disorientated.

@LordBrozart 3 күн бұрын

That cliffhanger at the end has me hooked! Best episode of the series yet.

@gameratortylerstein5636 2 күн бұрын

Been waiting for this cliffhanger for three weeks and now another week!

@5ergei 2 күн бұрын

Rest in peace, GeoWizard! Hopefully your venison was tasty and low fat.

@crusatyr1452 2 күн бұрын

@@5ergei Imagine the next mission is suspiciously narrated by Verity so we don't even know for sure if he survives. EDIT: Or the narration is obviously a voice synthesizer

@rucker69 Күн бұрын

Disagree. He baited us with that last week making us think that was going to be the military firing range.

@luckyspurs Күн бұрын

I don't know whether the fact there's no "tune in next time" footage of part 6, is ominous or hopeful.

@JadeCleland-u8i Күн бұрын

Ben's story about the blue toilet had strong Michael from Alan Partridge vibes.

@Marcus-xb7le 2 күн бұрын

This series is teaching me that England is really shit at Forest Management.

@Mat-eq8mk 2 күн бұрын

It's actually the opposite. The obstacles are all caused by deliberate land management strategies.

@Marcus-xb7le 2 күн бұрын

@@Mat-eq8mk Well yhea, in putting it that way. I agree entirely.

@higihups 2 күн бұрын

@@Mat-eq8mk You mean, they kick the windmills in extra high gear, to blow away the trees?

@Theorimlig 2 күн бұрын

@@Mat-eq8mk No, the downed trees don't serve their purpose. They're windblown, and leaving them en masse is not just a waste of the trees themselves but of the ground's productive potential for several years. Planting spruce in the first place, which is very susceptible to windthrow, seems like a very poor idea in a place like that.

@benjaminqmorris 2 күн бұрын

when i was at school we were all forced to do a governmental job proficiency test, and about half the class got "forestry worker". maybe this is why.

@cooperchiacchia Күн бұрын

Not wearing safety glasses in those forests was a wild move 😳

@stookinthemiddle 2 күн бұрын

28:10 "Portaloo!" sung like ABBA had me in stitches. Your comedy is on point Tom.

@dewnl8389 Күн бұрын

god that kind of fun where you are just sitting around with nobody and throwing pinecones and coming up with all sorts of things to keep yourself entertained is just a feeling that I wish I had more often

@horisontial 2 күн бұрын

This really shows what cultivation of monoculture (felling old forest and planting pines) has done to nature.

@bladdnun3016 Күн бұрын

I agree with the sentiment, but I don't think I've seen a single pine in these videos. Pretty much all spruce.

@richardwebb5317 Күн бұрын

@@bladdnun3016 Old patches of Scots pine will be there, they would have been planted by 19th century shepherds and usually are small circular woods. Very obvious on non forested bits of the Cheviots. A visit to the Cheviot Hills will soon show you evidence of past settlement - there are lots of relics from around 2000 years ago. The original forest was cleared for agriculture thousands of years before Sitka came over. It still lurks in forgotten corners - steep ravines where animals cannot eat the seedlings.

@alexcooper6265 Күн бұрын

@@bladdnun3016 Spruces are in the pine family.

@bladdnun3016 16 сағат бұрын

@@alexcooper6265 Apples are in the rose family. Are apples roses?

@albevanhanoy Күн бұрын

"It's not a crime, it's just a bit stupid." should be a shirt on the Geowizard merch store

@petecroker 2 күн бұрын

We all feel like Tom is our mate. We all wish we had mates as class as his mates. We love him for doing what we never ever want to do ourselves, but get to experience. The views are great. The drama, the highs and lows ... the whole thing. But also .. the comments section is great! There is so much goodwill for Tom but also amongst the fans. Such a nice vibe. This is easily my favourite place to be on a Sunday night.

@Alwuwa 2 күн бұрын

Not tonight babe, my favourite Straight Line Following Geographical Wizard Captain has uploaded!

@saihtam1808 2 күн бұрын

So are we just gonna ignore the bodybag?

@samuelmelton8353 2 күн бұрын

It's best that way

@PotiusSeroQamNumquam 2 күн бұрын

What which body bag?????

@CGeoC Күн бұрын

@@PotiusSeroQamNumquam 28:45

@derk486 Күн бұрын

Not his problem

@ipassedtheturingtest1396 Күн бұрын

@@derk486 Imagine it was your parent/sibling/best friend/partner who's gone missing five years ago and you're still hoping and can't get any closure. Maybe there was no body in there, who knows. But looking away, especially if there's no immediate danger and you'd just have to report some finding, is no option if you want to live in a safe and caring world.

@Mat-eq8mk 2 күн бұрын

There will almost certainly have been soldiers doing 'night ops' on Otterburn, but they'll be hidden in harbour areas with no lights. The sentries will have seen and heard you coming a mile off.

@simonh6371 2 күн бұрын

What if the guy on stag was so chinstrapped he nodded off with his right cheek resting on the Gimpy or whatever they use now? I've heard it can happen.

@Mat-eq8mk 2 күн бұрын

@@simonh6371 It's not unheard of for civvies to accidentally trigger an ambush or similar. They're firing blank rounds so no danger, but would make for brilliant content.

@MagicBaking 2 күн бұрын

I’ve been on my own mission being in hospital with my son this whole series. Looking forward to the next episode and imagining you being stuck in the forest for a week in between each one is helping me get though ;)

@danielward4868 2 күн бұрын

Stay strong❤

@Elias_Avraham Күн бұрын

Best wishes to you and your son, I hope all is well

@DaPanda1980 2 күн бұрын

I hope that MOD is not coming to knock down his door and arrest him. I'm also happy that he didn't step on a landmine or some other unexploded ordinance.

@DaedalusYoung 2 күн бұрын

Why would they? Trespass is not a criminal offence, and the byelaw restricting access is only valid when the site is being used for training. Which it wasn't at the time Tom was there. He didn't do anything illegal, so any arrest would be unlawful.

@oliverjroebuck 2 күн бұрын

@@DaedalusYoung The Policing Act in 2022 changed it to be a criminal offence.

@DaedalusYoung 2 күн бұрын

@@oliverjroebuck that's aggravated trespass. An offence will be committed if a person over the age of 18 resides or intends to reside on land in or with a vehicle (including caravan) without consent; and fails to leave as soon as reasonably practicable when asked to do so; and has caused, or is likely to cause significant damage to land/property/the environment, disruption to the use of land/supply of utilities, and/or distress via offensive conduct, such as the use of threatening words or behaviour. Tom has done none of this, and he was never asked to leave anyway, so he wasn't committing aggravated trespass.

@DaPanda1980 2 күн бұрын

@@DaedalusYoung thank you for educating the non Brits among us.

@Elias_Avraham Күн бұрын

@@DaedalusYoung It is trespass, although you’re correct it is not a criminal offence. He is in the CAA (Controlled Access Area), the live munitions portion, of the Otterburn Range. The adjacent Cheviot Dry Range which uses dummy munitions is considered a PAA (Public Access Area) accessible by the public in all places at all times, the CAA however is restricted to waymarked paths, permissive paths, and publicly accessible roads (Deer Road) which traverse the area or any area marked with Access signage, regardless of whether the red flags are up or not. Traversing off the waymarked and permissive paths through Otterburns live range and moorland does require a permit issued by the Range Liaison Office via the Range Coordinator, this is common for wildlife enthusiasts and birdwatchers in the area, even then they do ask visitors to stick to the permissive paths given the moorland of the live range CAA is absolutely littered with UXO (unexploded ordinance) and submunitions.

@52Quantum 2 күн бұрын

I go to work and often think it's the stupidest day I've ever attempted.

@theRPGmaster Күн бұрын

That's every day for me. At least someone gets it.

@52Quantum Күн бұрын

@@theRPGmaster I try not to remember most of it.

@LHyoutube Күн бұрын

Tom, the likelihood of those fallen tree piles collapsing further on top of you while walking underneath is practically nil, yet you are hyper aware of it. The risk of a serious, mission-ending or even life-changing eye injury from pushing through those twigs is much higher, and yet you constantly ignore it and don't even consider basic eye protection! 😲

@ObligatoryX Күн бұрын

Tom: "Well that's gonna set us back some time while I dry off" "What have I got in here?" *proceeds to dump half of the river out of his pocket*

@luckyspurs Күн бұрын

When you know how fit a jogger Tom is, the exhaustion factor hits different, seeing him shattered. Amazing efforts.

@chrislewis8714 Күн бұрын

As a military man myself. The reaction to you would be "bemused puzzlement" at worst.

@LarsVonHired Күн бұрын

How do you know someone has been in the military? They’ll tell you immediately.

@user-mp1kh1mq3x 2 күн бұрын

For years, I read about moors and about heather in British fiction, but, I never really knew what a moor looked like or what heather looked like.

@vestavind 2 күн бұрын

Heathers look absolutely beautiful when they are blooming. They are tough, because they thrive on mountains and coasts and can survive the harsh conditions.

@AtlasNL Күн бұрын

Gorgeously desolate. I’d definitely recommend visiting some if you ever go to England on holidays. I visited the Dartmoor last summer and it was my favourite location of all the places we visited.

@C.I... Күн бұрын

@@vestavind In places that have nice weather they become trees. TREES! They must be having an awful time in Scotland.

@luckyspurs Күн бұрын

@@vestavind Pretty good description of Tom too.

@richardwebb5317 Күн бұрын

@@C.I... I have walked through a heather forest in the Azores - coming from Scotland this was a deeply surreal experience.

@sumicmusic 2 күн бұрын

this series is basically: "surely the next episode can't be worse"

@luckyspurs Күн бұрын

And then a man joyously cupping sea water to his mouth like he's Andy Dufresne. Before heading to the pub for a pint and a mournful remembrance of a 73 metre line deviation.

@scipioafricanus5871 Күн бұрын

@@luckyspurs I'm pretty sure it was 78 meters and just 3 meters off the silver line veering into bronze (75-100 meters)

@martinpappas9542 Күн бұрын

Surely Clueless

@belonn6121 14 сағат бұрын

@@martinpappas9542 Time to throw PogChamp, but seriously tho, the fact there's no sneak for next episodes is worrying 😭

@johncromp4389 Күн бұрын

28:50 "There's a body bag, lets just ignore that" 💀

@Mordofatal 2 күн бұрын

From a Slovak guy, kudos to England's team. Now time to cleanse the palette with some GeoWizard!

@GreatWesternTransportation 2 күн бұрын

Thanks for giving England a very entertaining match.😂 Well done Slovakia 🇸🇰, you’re a beautiful country.

@Bazzabilo 2 күн бұрын

You guys embarrassed us for 90 minutes mate 🍻

@ohno6044 2 күн бұрын

Youse shouldnt go home with your heads down, youse put a smashing performance in there. Will be rooting for youse next tournament (unless you play us)

@andrewcurran8906 2 күн бұрын

We were lucky mate, your boys played well and fans were amazing. Respect to Slovakia 🇸🇰

@HoppingSkipper 2 күн бұрын

You had us by the balls for 94 minutes! Nothing wrong with that.

@AlBundy319 3 күн бұрын

How dare you end the episode like this? 🤣Man, can't wait to see what's happening! S+ content!

@Luke-pp2lw 2 күн бұрын

It mostl likely means Tom is making it through. He wouldn't be able to make another full episode if he gets caught

@luckyspurs Күн бұрын

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 of teases. Only it was thoroughly compelling throughout and we're getting another one next week.

@prometheus_beard 50 минут бұрын

Tripping over rusty shells on the deck, "Should I run? No, might roll my ankle..." haha

@lucastodd2052 Күн бұрын

Never mind the football, never mind the election, never mind work in the morning - the nation has been waiting for this for two weeks! Bring it on!

@aspectaerialimagery6288 Күн бұрын

Great video. You went straight across my land (uphill from where you cross the Coquet). If I’d known I’d of popped up and given you some home made soup.

@richardwebb5317 Күн бұрын

If ever anyone needed some trail magic....

@8LA1 2 күн бұрын

Living besides Salisbury Plain training area it's worth mentioning those firing schedules are hopeless and next to worthless and it's accepted that the only way to know for sure there is no live firing is to make sure there's no red flags. But having seen you've survived then this information is worthless to you but maybe it would be worth pointing this out before someone gets killed imitating your exploits, I love the content though keep up the good work and welcome to fatherhood x

@richardwebb5317 Күн бұрын

Christmas has always worked for me at Otterburn.

@hammerth1421 Күн бұрын

If it's an actually active training ground, they'll clean up after themselves because they too don't want to die from unexploded ordnance. It's much worse if it's an abondoned one, possibly from a different state and army to the current one. There's a forest in eastern Germany that's on fire almost every year which then can't be extinguished properly because nothing but the main paths has been cleared from UXO. The fires occasionally trigger some as well.

@gyalsnextman4725 Күн бұрын

Geo wizard losing his sanity in Northumberland has to be the greatest thing ever, the forests are dense and awful and the marshland is horrific, dealing with them on a daily I know how he feels

@graemeatkinson2138 Күн бұрын

"Ah, that's a good piss. That's a good solid outdoor piss"......... hahaha. Thank god we did not get the good solid outdoor dump!!!

@AlfieMcSloy 2 күн бұрын

The footy and now the Mission Across England. What a time to be alive.

@1DY. 2 күн бұрын

Tom looking at a dense wooded area: 'That is an absolute Ocean!' I'm beginning to think he is not the Geowizard he makes out to be 😂

@insanimal2 2 күн бұрын

End of the mission, looks out over the north sea : "What a massive forest!"

@1DY. Күн бұрын

@@insanimal2 Nah, It's just a heavily waterlogged area. lol

@MonoKyrios Күн бұрын

Underrated comment

@PhatInAHat Күн бұрын

@@insanimal2 "It's a forest of water!:

@Lukas-hv5gm 23 сағат бұрын

It's not a forest, it's an ocean! 🔦🔫

@bnamesmith Күн бұрын

Loved this! What a challenging run for this leg of the mission! Can't wait to see what happens, thanks Tom and Team!

@isaacwest 2 күн бұрын

so, if you're walking around in the dark, with a flashlight fixed to your mug. then chances are, by the time you see soldiers, they've long seen you coming already. and you'll only get to see them because they intend for you to see them.

@luckyspurs Күн бұрын

Tom might quite possibly been the most conspicuous person wearing army-camo ever.

@Toxic_0_ 2 күн бұрын

The cliff hanger ending after I've been waiting all day for the video to drop 😭

@Riomojo 2 күн бұрын

You are the absolute best. By far my favorite creator. You’ve inspired me to go after my craziest goals one step at a time. Love you, thanks for all your hard work!

@OliviaWestmorland Күн бұрын

casually finding a body bag okay 😳

@snizzlebunizzle4836 2 күн бұрын

When the notification for this popped up on my phone I made my own straight line mission out of the living room to watch it in peace. Mine didn't involve fallen trees, hedgerows, angry farmers or explosives but it was a successful mission.

@glenday7217 2 күн бұрын

I made a straight line to my fridge for more beer before watching this!

@bojome3751 2 күн бұрын

Wanted to go to bed but I think it is important to watch it before it gets taken down

@1fosters Күн бұрын

After that sausage sandwich and 3 dinners, I'm sure Tom left a bomb of his own on the MOD range.

@b4rc0d3z 2 күн бұрын

with every new mission and life milestone you succeed in reaching, the more anxious I grow watching the videos. I hate it. I love it. Thanks Tom!

@dangleebitz2590 2 күн бұрын

Since I discovered your channel a few months ago I am hooked. Quite simply the best free content on the internet. Waiting 2 weeks for your last video I've been like a little kid waiting for Xmas day. What's become of me 😂... Right enough nattering I'm off to watch chapter 5.

@Secret_Squirrel_Scottishgamer 2 күн бұрын

Tom " I hope i dont trigger a log avalanche". me "Does he need to poo?".

@thomassmith9867 Күн бұрын

Howdy from New Zealand, I appriciate the amount of work gone into this, The support team meeting at the right time must be a mission in its self. Keep up the good work. Love your content

@PseudoPolish Күн бұрын

44:58 "Unfortunately you're going to have to wait until next week to find out what happened here to see whether or not i was shot to death"

@thehandleiwantedwasntavailable 2 күн бұрын

"ERGH, THAT'S A GOOD PISS"

@mordyth 2 күн бұрын

Tom telling his kid off for doing stupid, dumb, teenage shit Kid: at least I didn't walk through a minefield dad Verity:

@luckyspurs Күн бұрын

Tom is banned from using the phrase "don't do anything I wouldn't do".

@hanswoast7 Күн бұрын

@@luckyspurs He can use it, but is does not pose many restrictions :)

@scipioafricanus5871 Күн бұрын

@@luckyspurs Tom: "son, I _straight_ out forbid you to..." Son: "Like, a straight line, dad?"

@AutobahnSean 16 сағат бұрын

I cannot tell you how much I look forward to these videos being uploaded. Great work in the total scope of things. 🙏

@jmac217x 2 күн бұрын

make sure to add a playlist for best sharing! glad you're alive to tell us the epic story Tom, good luck on the family mission!

@Theorimlig 2 күн бұрын

Amazing video, as usual! I think they were shooting grouse or pheasants at the end there. The guys with flags were flushing them out of the vegetation. You don't hear nearly that many shots when hunting deer or other bigger game, but there will be multiple birds and several people shooting when hunting pheasant or grouse.

@JellyBeansMystreyMachine 2 күн бұрын

Gosh, I love this series. I know they are exhausting but please keep making these. It's one of the best series on KZfaq. ❤

@sowososmooth Күн бұрын

Each episode brings new and unexpected trials, each crazier than the last. This series will go down as one of the greatest in youtube history.

@jamadeus_ Күн бұрын

Can we Just ignore the fact that the fallen tree patches at 36:33 are looking like three little dinosours.

@alecvizy8906 2 күн бұрын

are we really going to just brush over the body bag in the middle of the forest??

@AngelDelight69 Күн бұрын

I wonder how old that really was?

@derk486 Күн бұрын

Not his problem!

@scipioafricanus5871 Күн бұрын

Now the body bag was not exactly on his straight line so...

@BottyInnit Күн бұрын

Seriously impressed by your mental fortitude in all these videos, a lot of the terrain through this video would break most people (including me).

@Batemanmusic2458 Күн бұрын

Tom is just padding out his dad lore more than anyone else could ever imagine

@spartan7hk 2 күн бұрын

If that was a body bag i hope the location gets reported

@SommetiderHvorforDetRoligRolig 2 күн бұрын

Yay.. been waiting for this episode.. about to head out shopping.. now i have something to look forward to when i get back

@Milvea10 Күн бұрын

GeoWizard - the king of cliffhangers! I even dreamt of yous straight line mission, but I just can't imagine how on earth you could go any step further than the end of this video.

@DonaldChamp 2 күн бұрын

Ben egging you on after you'd fell into the water, then taking it on the chin like the champ you are, Verity's face saying something completely different hahahaha. Absolutely love the series, makes these Sunday night's before a week at work just a bit more bearable. Thanks for the time and effort you've all put in, absolutely top class.

@TheBritishAdventurer 4 сағат бұрын

Part 5 of GeoWizard (Tom's) 68-mile straight line mission across northern England has literally just came to my attention, you never knew when he was going to upload it. I haven't watched it yet and will do so in a few minutes, but we all know Tom is an absolute legend from the Midlands. Thanks for the entertainment GeoWizard. Subscribed for life 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

@saullukas Күн бұрын

buying him a pint

@hendrixinfinity3992 Күн бұрын

He'll have to go back to Scotland for a pint under a fiver

@iamagi 9 сағат бұрын

I paid €11 yesterday.

@JRM_1326 2 күн бұрын

Good job crossing otterburn because you absolutely would not have been alone up there and i’d bet my life on a sentry seeing/hearing you coming a mile away 😂

@luckyspurs Күн бұрын

It's quite sweet that he thought they didn't train in the dark though.

@Albert5522 Күн бұрын

Another cliff hanger! *But I need more in my veins immediately!!!* Congrats Tom and Verity on the birth of your first child! What a lucky child that is! Wish you all the best and hopefully not too many sleepless nights ❤

@isaacborthwick3903 Күн бұрын

Well done for such a tumultuous and thrilling day. Your sarcasm also adds such a brilliant personal touch to these videos. BRAVO!

@mattjones1207 2 күн бұрын

These missions are the best thing on KZfaq

@lucass430 2 күн бұрын

OMG!!! how can you end the video wiith that cliffhanger! absolutely cruel of you LOL. Anxiously waiting for it.

@PhillipJohnsonphiljo Күн бұрын

This is such a good video series man. What an effort too. I'm so impressed dude well done to you and the team 👏

@Kudalinny Күн бұрын

Stoked to see the next chapter!!! Keep it up Tom!!

@sgac4670 Күн бұрын

I don't think Tom and Verity will be having a live Christmas tree this year.

@UndeadSasuke34 2 күн бұрын

Greatest series on KZfaq rn. In todays world filled with absolutely garbage content, it's actually ridiculous that I can watch this with no cost, it s that good.