😂😂 man this is hilarious cause I definitely see him doing it man

He's Allen from Hangover

Lmao spot on

hahahaha. solid comment

This comment it too funny! 😂

Same tribe, they sput their own.

@@bakslayer3032 AYUP

And then gave Bert a job, so what are you really saying?

@@Obi-ThreeKenobi Hitler had a Jewish chauffeur.

@@Obi-ThreeKenobi Bert still working for him? How'd that work out?

Frrrr

Cummings is the female version of Bert I swear 😂😂

​@@marzbar393of course an inbred looking loser would say this, if I looked like you I'd kill myself how do you not feel shame looking so flawed?

yeah wtf was that. bewildering

It’s one of those things where you just stop and think “why is this happening? who is this for??”

That's me. I always embarrass myself when I'm drunk. This is why I stopped drinking.

He’s much more like that annoying, drunk, fat, retarded, talentless, obnoxious, interrupting, waste of life comedian that won’t go away.

Also how many cool things they’ve done

With the bonus of him having no shirt on.

I was so wasted last week I tried to piss on a duck. True story.

And then Bert says he thinks he was sober 6:55

@@nercopolis99I noticed that too 😂 yet ANOTHER lie from Bert.

Ironically, that was the only clip where what he was saying seemed genuine and actually made sense lol

I would of loved to see him try to tell joe to shut the fuck up 🤣

@@traviscowley4780so true lol not completely true but it wasn’t stupid for once

Joe IS a weak comic.

Yea I think he's comedy is weak too. But he's the leader of them cause of his popularity and influence. I mean if it wasn't for Joe I wouldn't k ow of any of them. And if it wasn't for Joey Diaz I wouldn't know of Rogan

Completely agree

The man has put in the work. His material may not suit your fancy. But he has defined podcasting and has elevated the consciousness of many minds.

Yeah I don't think Joe is funny at all

I watched less than half of one episode and it was clearly not working. They were just smoking cigars while Bill was watching the clock lol.

Like this for pics of my knee caps covered in spf 50 sunscreen

Omg I think my brain told me that had to be a foment of my imagination because why would bill burr have a show with Bert kreischer

He always knew but they have the same agent. Ole Billy's social circle has fallen hard since the Cellar crew with Patrice and others.

I like Burt...he's just an old frat dude, and isn't for everyone though

bill burr is just as unfunny and annoying as Bert

@@rom4821 oh

​@@rom4821laughable nonsense! 🤦🏻‍♂️

@@DaSkonk bill has conversations like an anti social boomer I don’t think any comedian comes close to the amount of times he gave me second hand embarrassment

@@rom4821 even more laughable nonsense, that says so much more about you than it ever could or would about Burr - "second hand embarrassment", my ass; give over!

what was the joke?

@@illsmackudown his "I am the machine" story

@@mikefm4 aaaahhhh i seee

You think they’d feel da tension in the air…

@@tonyattardo9350 I can feel it in my plumbs…

@@Ashley_Schaeffer I’m glad you recall re-clec-clec…

@@tonyattardo9350 I'm just getting ready to take my plums to the farmers market... special 2 plums for 1... I want the JUICE to spill down my cheeks when I bite into the plums...

@@Ashley_Schaeffer those plums look good! Can I trade you one for my Twinkie?

Well...he's one of the biggest comedians in the world and has a big fucking movie coming out. So...like him or not, he's successful as shit and people love him.

@@scourge8097 That may be true but if it was up to me and my generation he would be where he belongs slinging pizza at Papa Johns

@Mark Cortez LOL...ok? And what is "your generation," that you speak for unilaterally?

@@markcortez5685 He is super cringey and uncomfortable to watch for more than a couple seconds, but he is a person. Working at papa johns? Dude worked somehow some way doesn’t his cringey ass deserve to be happy? These fools can have their ups and downs, but everyone deserves to be truly happy especially for the last couples decades of their lifetime. Your comment is cringey too.

​@@scourge8097 those things are usually the sign of someone being so bland that they can be marketed to the boring majority of people with undeveloped taste

pretty awesome. lol

And he was 100% joking

😊😊

​@@BlyGuyI fucking hate your kind.

Brilliant. Bert is fucking terrible.

Yes back in the early days. Not all the time like he does now and not so loud. Annoying as f

You mean fake laughing at his own home ....

never

i've literally only laughed at my own joke partway through once with my homies, but for him its his default lmfao

its been at least 8 years since..

They do

@@jthen8454people are dumb they’ll laugh at almost anything

Remember the 2016 election watch party with Burr and Rogan??? Bert showed up and took his shirt off and Bill Burr roasted him bigtime for that bit.

Yeah nobody likes burt

Same all his jokes about his kids sticking their fingers up their butts and shit will never be funny Tf is wrong with that dude

I truly can't grasp what his appeal is. He is pure toxin.

He really was going to watch his special just to laugh at him

That was kudos. You dumb fuck

Absolutely smallest amount of credit I can give that train wreck of an 'interview', Happy Madison is the name of Sandlers production company so there is the tiniest, smallest ounce of a possibility that's where the confusion came from. Again, the chance is infinitesimal.

@@s4tchm0j0n3s And the likelihood that he combined "Happy Gilmore" and "Billy Madison" is about 99% haha

Given the way Bert was acting all giddy like a preteen girl, telling Adam Sandler that he basically is his comedy idol, I figured It’s possible (with this being Bert’s first interview of Sandler) that Bert’s nervousness and excitement caused him to confuse the titles of a couple of Sandler films. So I gave Bert “a pass” on those two back to back mixups. But when Bert said “Ace Ventura”, the cringe chills rushed through me from head to toe. If Joe Rogan never encouraged Brendan Schaub to enter the worlds of standup comedy and podcasting, Mr. Bert Kreischer would be the “King of Cringe”. So a fairer title for him would be “The Prince of Cringe”.

You can genuinely love a movie and muck up the name of it. Not everyone has a great memory ffs. Burt didn't do anything bad and was most likely being genuine.

Bart isn’t good at shit he’s an annoyance

Tom is a good comedian imo. I laughed my ass off at Bert's "the machine" joke years and years ago when it first got big but that's the last time I laughed at his jokes

And you’re not good at remembering names. Who is Bart?

​@@turtleinashirthe's talkin' bout Ol' Burp...what're ya new !?

I hate bort

They are being...american

😂😂

Whitney for the win lol Bert is just overall so gross

I’d rather talk to Adam than either of them

Both of them are equally cringey.

Not a fan of hers but at least she tried to save it after Bert effed up 😂

Hey, at least Whitney has tits

I'd eat Whitney tbh

that's good to hear, Thank you!

We all have that friend and we've all probably been that friend to someone. There are some people that you love but you only want to be around them in small doses, anything more than that and they start to annoy you

@@Kramerica962 Everyone starts to annoy you when your around them to long. Jesus Christ would start to annoy you if you were around him to long. That’s why heaven doesn’t even make sense, could you imagine being stuck with the same people FOR ETERNITY? ABSOLUTELY ABSURD.

Pretty sure too much of Bert annoys anyone. I enjoy him in small doses but you can only handle so much of obnoxious people before their funny pass is expired

Like you know the intimate details of their relationship. Too funny

@@kelticsage dude needs to grow up. If you’re a comedian and mess up an interview with Adam Sandler and Bill Burr that should be a wake up sign.

Probably not many

Capitalism isn’t about being the best, it’s about being first. Also who is getting overlooked? That sounds like entitlement, which is just as inept.

​@Austin Smith nah, you're wrong

Bert is not funny AT ALL.

@@AnitaHanjaaab not all - I love how people pretend he’s funny - he’s a drunken fool that has famous friends

Hahaha

Ppl overuse that word🙄... he's just the idiot friend. Blame the ppl who keep making him more famous and consuming his content.

​@@TJ-um8ce yup everyone is a narcissist these days it seems lol

@@709highlife7 America is a breeding ground for narrscisim. 😒

@709 highlife most people are narcissists. Our society engineers it.

@@TJ-um8ce blame everyone but him cause he’s “the idiot friend” lol

Brenden is Joe's red headed step child

Well he became the pufferfish so take dat to the wank big bhapi

I feel like Joe started trying to promote Tony Hinchcliff, Shane Gillis and Shultz to try and get some good comedians shine for once. Bert and Swabb are so bad it makes Joes judgement look suspect.

@@dylanstack8710 true, but it seems like Tony and Shultz have aged 30 years since they've left the nest. As seasoned veterans of comedy, they have appointed themselves as The Senates of comedy. Keeping other comedians on check and letting people know who and what is funny. I'm not a fan of Whitney Cummings, but when she did Shultz podcast, I was getting anxiety watching Shultz cut her off and "school" her on what is to be a pure blood celestial comedian like himself.

Water

Is it true that Bert tried to get on Cumtown but they said no? Because I have so much more respect for them if so, lmao. Stav sold out and got way less funny.

It’s because he’s a narcissist. I know people overuse that term, but he is truly textbook. With him literally rambling for a living, it’s easy to tell

@@poppatang4216 yeah…I thought he might just have wicked low self-esteem, causing him to construct a fake persona, which in turn causes him to drink….. But narcissism makers even more sense.

@@Americansikkunt I'd say a bit of both. You can tell his wife is doing most of the work in that relationship. Most of his comedy seems to revolve around flopping and failing around and still somehow being successful. The nervous giggling all the time is incredibly childish.

@@le13dan he stole Sandler's and Chris Farley's personalities and combined them into one. That's literally all he did. Except he threw drinking in the mix.

to be fair, Happy Madison is the name of Adam's production company. It's an honest mistake to make while talking to an all time great.

Great movie...never seen it

@@EJacobsBeats to be fair, Bert looks like beaver and is as obnoxious as one.

@@EJacobsBeats exactly. The precious gems comment though? Ehhhh

@@ryanbob Fuck the Precious Gems comment made me pause the video. I'm down here hiding in the comments. Lmfao Adam was trying so hard to be nice but you can tell he was seeing right through Bert

Blessed Stav 😌

Stav is the polar opposite of bert. That was fun to watch. “Pedestrians”

Soon as Bert started going down that path I knew how it was gonna go. Stav ain't one to wax philosophic about comedy. He knows he's a professional dumbass. I woulda loved to see if Rogan tried to bring that up with Stav. I wonder if Stav woulda kept that stance.

stav needs to change that laugh,he’s giving fake bert laugh

which episode is that?

Bert thought it went great, he said so. Completely unaware, narcissistic vibes as he never reflects on his own actions

haha that was my favorite part of the video

Yea, we heard.

If you can’t remember if you were drunk or not….you were drunk.

​@@jekw23 all my sober days are like photorealistic accurate memories burned into my mind lol..

Nope. That’s wrong. He was lying. He knew he was drunk but didn’t want to say. That’s why he hesitated. An addict is never telling the truth as long as their mouth is open. He was embarrassed.

Wedding man! Ha

Little nicky

@@jordanalexander1592that’s the joke

@@Leotv19 yeah I'm a Re Re

This comment is better than most of Bert's act

That's unfair beet is the clown comic that plays to the frat boy crowd there are loads of great comics and a few bad bad like bert and shaubs

Comedy is better than ever right now what the fuck are you talking about

There's always been shitty comics bud. There's also loads and loads of amazing comics

him and Schaub make it very clear that it's just a friend club. and you ain't gettin in.. I feel bad for all other comedians.

Louis CK is still doing specials. Shane Gillis and Tim Dillon are hitting a new tier of fame for themselves. Theo Von just recently dropped a special. Sam Morril too. Mark Normand is fantastic and so are Joe List and Stavros Halkias... Idk man. Outside of a few comedians in the past most of the "greats" were shtick. Obviously there was big talent. But people like Sam Kinison or Bill Hicks were 1 note comedians that get listed as top 10. Seinfeld? Least funny comedian of all time; I'll laugh at Schaub embaressing himself via cringe before I could possibly laugh at "what's the deal with this tired ooold biiiit??? I tell the bit. You've heard the bit. You laugh at the bit. The bit is the bit and yet I still do THIS bit." Every Seinfeld joke. Kathleen Madigan and Dave attell get no love nowadays and they still work. Rosanne too.. Comedy hasn't fallen. If anything it's better and so polluted with bad actors you just have to look a little harder.

sustainable yea

U make that sound easy lmao

@@BladesInHand Lol, i mean in the bigger scheme of things, 250k fans is not a lot. But somehow still enough to make a comfortable living.

i feel like his own daughters dont like him,he’s constantly talking about them in situations im sure they wouldn’t want him to

​@@eastsider85 I've wondered that too. At first I thought he was funny, but as his career has gone on, you really realize that this guy it's just a fucking moron. It's honestly scary to think that this man has kids. I'd be so embarrassed having Bert as a father.

I only recently started watching but I agree

facts bros content is fire

Paid

Lmao 😂

He also has another channel about psychedelics and he's actually talked me down from a bad trip.. ....think it was him.

None of Joe Rogan's sattelite hacks were ever funny, including Joe.

@@stevebanning902 I agree with you largely with a couple of exceptions, Mark Normand and Tom Segura. It depends on who you count as his "satellite" friends though.

How many tickets have you sold???? Right……..0

@@scottyj871 So no one can have an opinion on things they are not doing for a living? Think NFL, NBA, MLB, music, art etc. Your attempt at making a point made no sense.

@@scottyj871 Bert, it's embarrassing to comment on youtube videos about yourself

Drunks will take shots and say they're not drunk because in their minds drunk means blacked out or stumbling and pissing the floor, and even then they might argue

Yep. Effortless at stand up. Just not really a "people person", is he....

Tag team story arc with Brendan Schaub incoming?

@@BirdwellingtonAmalgamation the redacted bushwhackers.

@@burroughs334 🤣🤣👍

Go away heat😂

people pay him to act this way

Thank you!

That's actually Brendan. Bert has worked for his shit, now is it good, that's debatable.

@sedohema Joe Rogan put them both on and thats not even the slightest exaggeration. Neither of them would be anywhere without him.

@@michaelklock422 Joe didn't put bert on, you need to do your research. Might as well said he also put on tom, ari amongst many more then.

@sedohema do my research? My guy if joe never told bert to do the machine story, thered be no bert... wtf are you talking about?

@@michaelklock422 my girl, you just answered your own question. Bert was already on, was it good. Debatable

He never did tho

Sandler plays dumb characters, but he is far more intelligent and aware then any of them. Comedic timing in layers. Same goes for Rob Schneider too.

@@Khedranlol when I was a kid I thought all movies were like little Nicky or joe dirt

Well in the defense of farts they are pretty funny

Eddie bravo needs to get off KZfaq. He can't talk without bringing up nonsense conspiracies

He didnt. He was saying Ace ventura didnt go well with his kids but when they put Adams movie, it killed and they loved it

The only one confused here is you. How did you possibly take away that Bert mixed those two things up?

@@Ted_Shecklerhe literally said it dumb fuck

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Don't forget fat