The most CURSED miniature in Warhammer history!

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Ай бұрын

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@SquidmarMiniatures Ай бұрын

Is there any miniature that's more cursed than the my little pony looking robot titan that the bright stallion is?

@thomads3890 Ай бұрын

I built one out of two Wraithknights for full 40k scale. And I am in deep Love with it. Unpainted tho sadly :-(

@tawesssoabbox Ай бұрын

I mean.... I am sure there is.. But it do sit solid in the top 5 at least.

@Bobrzy_kleptoman Ай бұрын

am I dumb or did you leave a comment 8 hours before uploading?

@oitoitoi1 Ай бұрын

sigmarines.

@thrakdain2161 Ай бұрын

1980s pygmy miniatures are pretty cursed

@y-adouradou446 Ай бұрын

i dont find the stallion that ugly

@cbjewelz Ай бұрын

Haha I do plus the fact that it feels so out of place lore-wise. Doesn't seem like Eldar should have machines designed millions of years ago based on a horse/four legged hooved animal.

@westkoastdogg6680 Ай бұрын

BRONY!

@Ainar86 Ай бұрын

@@cbjewelz And yet they are themselves humanoid... Also, wasn't there like a planet with dinosaurs inhabited by some Eldar? Warhammer lore is so inconsistent that this is really the least of its problems.

@cbjewelz Ай бұрын

@@Ainar86 Yea true. I guess it's easier to believe there are reptilian/dinosaur creatures all over the galaxy vs a horse. A horse is a very specific animal. Honestly I think the concept could work but this is just ugly ha

@triangulan Ай бұрын

I quite like the Bright Stallion! Definitely better than the derpy ass "Warden" knights waving their rocket launcher butts in the air.

@wayneziegelemyer2161 Ай бұрын

Exactly

@kassi420 Ай бұрын

Man the original Warden Knight looked like a Mega Man enemy that farts rockets…

@wayneziegelemyer2161 Ай бұрын

@@kassi420 There are three version of the warden(it doesn't deserve a capital) and each is worse that the other two.

@Wolfineer_ Ай бұрын

Or the old daemon cannon which was literally a demon on all fours with a cannon barrel sticking out of it's a*sehole for shooting.

@johnbursi2804 Ай бұрын

I was kinda hoping we’d get a 40K scale bright stallion to joust with cerastus knight lancers.

@onedollarminiatures. Ай бұрын

That minis isn’t cursed it’s super awesome!

@Brumakh Ай бұрын

if you eat ecstasy daily, yes.

@maninalift Ай бұрын

The bright stallion looks like it's actually capable of locomotion. The imperial knights and titans almost all look like they will fall over if they lift one of their legs.

@wayneziegelemyer2161 Ай бұрын

The worst? Hardly. Not even the worst Epic Knight. Have you SEEN the Knight Wardens?

@Octarinewolf Ай бұрын

It isn't even the worst Eldar Knight, That would be the Fire Gale.

@wayneziegelemyer2161 Ай бұрын

The hooved one leveling it's gun looks good. The other two....yeah

@doragonzx Ай бұрын

Have you seen The old Harlequin Wraithlord? That thing look like a litteral Trollface

@wayneziegelemyer2161 Ай бұрын

Oh man I looked. Why did I look?

@doragonzx Ай бұрын

@@wayneziegelemyer2161 You can now hear the Faint laugth of the Jester God

@blackraptor311 Ай бұрын

It's not ugly. It's not cursed. It simply 40K.

@Lachdonin Ай бұрын

Squidmar here, making fun of literally my favourite model of all time, that I've always wanted in plastic.

@SquidmarMiniatures Ай бұрын

I just don't get it, why is it a horse robot. Why not just give it wheels? 😅

@Wvoggenreiter Ай бұрын

@@SquidmarMiniatures Wheels on an eldar model 🤣

@Lachdonin Ай бұрын

@@SquidmarMiniatures Centaurs are rad, man.

@jaega4247 Ай бұрын

@@SquidmarMiniatures That logic goes for any walker though! Having four or more legs would at least make it less likely to trip and fall over.

@mscrockett6827 Ай бұрын

Mine to, I never got an epic one but my sister has 2 and loves to tease me about it.

@pedrokantor7972 Ай бұрын

the Bright Stallion has always been one of my favourites 🤕

@sholud Ай бұрын

Disagree. This mini is actually awesome. I wish they make a modern version

@shwah8299 Ай бұрын

Still waiting for something worse than a Grey Knight in a baby carrier with a big metal diaper.

@redbeardie Ай бұрын

WTF?! This is one of my favourite old minis! I’ve been hoping for ages that they do an aspect warrior version of it! Such an awesome concept!

@alagass6466 Ай бұрын

That would be a great model to get a redesign from GW.

@wolfgangxstudios8766 Ай бұрын

Honestly, when you put it next to the other minis, both eldar and imperium, it doesn’t look bad. Honestly the most I could say is that it looks “bad” the same way old pewter miniatures look “bad”. Not to mention that the idea of a centaur mech is juts a cool, and barely exploded concept.

@chrisperry8220 Ай бұрын

I like the figure. alot. heck out the horse mech from the animal Panzer Galiant. This design is much cooler. There were several plastic models and several garage kits for this horse mech. These would make great foundations to kit bash into 40k scale knight

@steffenhenriksen6530 Ай бұрын

Friendship is magic and magic is heresy!

@SignoreWiki Ай бұрын

Emil jumping from his couch when seeing Bright Stallion pieces on a Storage Wars episode and the guy going "Naaah, it's probably not worth anything". Nice vid!

@alexjones1027 Ай бұрын

For a while I felt sure that this was going to end with "So we bought it"

@youtubevanced4900 Ай бұрын

Biggest anti climax ever

@judeblack4360 Ай бұрын

The Bright Stallion deserves a plastic reimagining. Epic/Armorcast just doesn't do it justice.

@mistercastillo6517 Ай бұрын

considering i had wanted to, as a fairly new 40k player, create a quadrupedal war walker, this is a fantastic thing to have discovered today

@wellwasp Ай бұрын

This thing is awesome, and far cooler than the wraith knight, if its not a weaponised space tractor then its no knight to me.

@TrentRosenbaum Ай бұрын

I loved the Bright Stallion and I think it's only curse is that it is not around. It's different and reflects Exodites very well. I hope you can track down the larger model. It is a gem. ❤

@andreibaciu7518 Ай бұрын

I actually find the futuristic centaur concept quite interesting. There used to be a trading card game called "Duel Masters" where one of the races had a series of creatures that were biomechanical centaurs made of liquid crystals, that's the only instance i can recall of a work featuring a futuristic take on a centaur.

@nesnahprotsdam Ай бұрын

I keep choking on laughter every time I see the old Nagash mini. Discount D&D lich vibes.

@adriannaranjo4397 Ай бұрын

God I can't imagine having a literal unique 1 of 1 model in a huge lot and it being lost because no one at the time realized what it was

@psychoobst33 Ай бұрын

You should definitely try to make a bright stallion conversion in 40k size and try to fix the perceived problems you have. Make it as awesome as possible

@euansmith3699 Ай бұрын

Most cursed mini in Warhammer history? cough cough Pygmies cough cough. 😱😱😱🤢🤮

@MaxVEvans-nx5im Ай бұрын

The towering destroyer looks awesome, I want its return in full scale and modern sculpt now ! or might give it a shot in scratch build myself

@bradiq306 Ай бұрын

Ngl I love it, it’d be awesome to see one with a harlequin or banshee style mane in the sigmar style of sculpting

@laflecack Ай бұрын

the modern conversions prove the idea that a centaur mech IS cool, but looking at the original sculpt i get why maybe people wouldnt think its great (i however love it)

@chasing40greypainting81 Ай бұрын

Video 1 of me commenting on every video of squidmar until Emil and Lukas build an awesome 'Daemon-Train-Diorama'😏😏

@torotteson Ай бұрын

I kind of... disagree entirely. It's goofy and awkward, but the base design is pretty cool

@ElGoro Ай бұрын

"10 years older than Lucas." Christ I feel old.

@davidivarsson6264 Ай бұрын

I was waiting for the ”If this video gets 200.000 views, we will build and paint a 32 mm scale version ”

@axlefoley6330 27 күн бұрын

I can definitely see what they were going for. A knight that is like a centaur because they are elves. But I think that mini was a case of “go back and do it again”.

@Bobdob3000 Ай бұрын

You should make an Ork video explaining how age of sigmar and 40K are related

@MrNigzy23 Ай бұрын

As an Armoured Core fan, the Bright Stallion looks like something from that. The more I look at it, the more I like it!!

@kyokyodisaster4842 Ай бұрын

Like a weirdly fantastical quad yeah... Almost reminds me of something that Mirage would make in the playsation 2 games?

@HereticalKitsune Ай бұрын

Sagittarius Knight? Yes, sign me up, that's a great idea! I really like the concept, adds a real unique touch.

@MrWizzyfizzy Ай бұрын

Gona be honest, for an ancient model the bright horsey looks pretty awesome. Great concept also, all our fastest land animals have 4 legs why wouldn't a space alien.

@user-bm4nk4zh3q Ай бұрын

He could make a blob of chewing gum look like it could win golden demon

@tomsanderson Ай бұрын

Do you think in the year 40,000 people will be looking back on Games workshop wondering “what were these people in the 20th century even thinking the future would look like?”

@exteriorcobra1575 Ай бұрын

We need a full size version of this now

@spartangaming2336 Ай бұрын

YASSSS SQUIDYBOI! SO happy you getting your left sleeve done!

@freddywilliams9837 Ай бұрын

It's something that definitely deserves a second chance from GW. I think the original sculpt is a little goofy by modern standards, but I think it's got a lot of potential to be made into something cooler and more slick!

@coltonbench2549 Ай бұрын

I am more wondering about both of them getting new tattoos

@TheWowmart Ай бұрын

Have you guys never seen the original carnifex ? You know nothing of ugly 40k minis until you see this

@Gunmetal.R33 Ай бұрын

If you could get ahold of the mini it would be cool to see a community build to make it more eldar like and give it a 2024 spin on what it could look like, with modern ideas and talent it would be interesting to watch. It would be a quite literally "fixing everything wrong with the mini" video as well as a new paint scheme!

@francoisc.3589 Ай бұрын

I might have bad taste, because I have always found this design so cool!

@MrAcuta73 Ай бұрын

Wait...WTF was wrong with the Ork cheerleaders? They were PERFECT!!! I'll give you cursed, but in ALL the right ways. Awesome minis.

@christophersteen1873 Ай бұрын

For Epic they often had multiple sculpts because you would field 3-5 of them. Especially for the single cast ones like this.

@brionl4741 Ай бұрын

Back in the '90's I used to run into Tim and the other Armorcast guys at conventions in California.

@_narcosis Ай бұрын

i love these warhammer investigative history videos, can't wait for the bright stallion redemption arc!

@silverczaja Ай бұрын

i think the mini is a cool idea, the epic scale is a failure in general, but it would be nice to see once made in plastic with modern details

@alwoodsmodellingmayhem Ай бұрын

I had an Epic Eldar army back in the day (I am 58 now!), but I did not field these as i didn't like them or the other versions. I had the Eldar Titans that were so cool, but kept wanting to fall over as they were all metal. The old Epic was such an awesome game so thanks for the memories.👍👍😉

@arishiakoneko 6 күн бұрын

I had some of these. Heck, I might still have some of these somewhere. I have a pretty massive Epic Space Marine army, and had a few units of Eldar for giggles. I actually really like this mini a lot. I might be the only one, but I think they're pretty cool.

@hanneskasel1853 Ай бұрын

I think Anrakyr the Traveller is also worth mentioning, because he is serial failcast, legs are bend 30°

@phm6834 Ай бұрын

Bright Stallyns be like: be excellent and party on dudes!

@ramonfores8351 Ай бұрын

As a exodite collector i am absolutly amazed about this video. Thx so much.

@Azakamak2401 Ай бұрын

Nah, I think that mini is really cool. Also, fun fact, there have been people who have made centaur legs for modern Imperial knights as well.

@CyberWallX Ай бұрын

Honestly, I expected worse after the intro... Compared to the Ork cheerleader thats a beauty lmao

@1992davidus Ай бұрын

It would be awesome if you guys built your own version of the model!

@Daedricsoulslayer Ай бұрын

Great now I want Emil to build one and paint it

@manyslayer5889 Ай бұрын

AS someone that has played since 2nd edition, I have never seen this model and it is glorious. This would tempt me to play Eldar more than almost anything else.

@johnhanley5546 Ай бұрын

The Single best Eldar Knight to play -- slander!!!! I say Slander! - I was just looking at two of them today as I was cleaning out my hobby workshop!!

@quakeSanchez Ай бұрын

It's quite good, actually. If we can have Lord of Skullz, we surely can handle My Little Stallion.

@brendonrogers33 Ай бұрын

This might be the silliest take I've seen for 'most cursed mini' yet. It's fun!

@malcolmjcullen Ай бұрын

Hey, I remember buying all these when they came out! Think I still have one or two in a box somewhere.

@chroniclesoftinybattles Ай бұрын

A Wraith Centaur ? Well that is pretty epic. I always appreciate the history you bring on the miniatures.

@artor9175 Ай бұрын

Bravo to Emil for restraining himself from painting a cutie mark on the pony.

@kassi420 Ай бұрын

… That wasn’t the backstory from back then. The Eldar Knights were originally built to wrangle… Dinosaurs. I’m not making this up.

@Coproquim Ай бұрын

the Bright Stallion was one of the coolest ones, full stop. You're quantifiably insane if you think it's cursed

@villekaapro8011 Ай бұрын

It is crazy how long ago it was when I started painting WH40k miniatures now that I think about it. It was around 2000-2001 😆. Haven´t painted for over a decade now, but it just crossed my mind. I´m loving your channel ❤. Brings back memories 👍

@thefourth2484 Ай бұрын

I saw the thumbnail and just KNEW that as it looked like a horse, it had to be this weird ass miniature. Epic to see more eldar on this channel, and remember guys : warp spiders turned 30years old lol

@ottebya Ай бұрын

did you get your left forearm tatt finished/extended between the intro and the final half of this video?

@adamdoughty813 Ай бұрын

I went to games day 92 and there were quite a few conversions where people had made warlock and phantom titans into 4 legged centaur eldar titans. They were awesome.

@MarchHare55 Ай бұрын

BAHAHA! I remember when this thing came out. My fiancé had some Eldar titans, but neither of us had much money at the time, so this guy didn't end up in the collection. The "my little pony" description is spot on LOL

@avantasiaftw 21 күн бұрын

No way is it worse than Epic Magnus, that thing is the Dubstep of miniatures.

@arekkrolak6320 27 күн бұрын

He may still be around, doesnt mean he is watching this video :)

@nevver1004 Ай бұрын

I always thought this was one of the coolest titans in 40k.

@BailiwickVideos Ай бұрын

Love your content! Any update on the new infinity airbrush? I just can’t wait…

@chrisc3028 Ай бұрын

I was definitely expecting this to be the Chaos Toilet mini

@2dola Ай бұрын

Most cursed to you, I'd love a Wraithknight size version of this guy with the modern designs of GW.

@thomaswilliams5005 Ай бұрын

Now I want one. Wait I always wanted one. Time to see if I can 3D print one

@ChokedByHalo1 Ай бұрын

I think its not that bad. An Eldar centaur? Sounds pretty nice

@andywise4354 Ай бұрын

You a few days late for April fools day dude. This mini rocks! I have no idea what you have against it.

@faaip Ай бұрын

It’s a great idea but sculpting techniques weren’t there yet. Would love to see a 2024 version that uses digital sculpting.

@Icegl0w Ай бұрын

Emil, you know what you have to do right? You need to (or need to have someone help you) sculpt a full size 40k rendition of the Bright Stallion and then 3D Print it and then make an epic Titan diorama involving the Bright Stallion - maybe against an Ork Gargant or a Tyranid Bio Titan... Come on Emil... you know I'm tempting you to do it! I'm sure if nothing else Majorkill would want to buy it from you afterwards 😂

@gavinduplessis6385 Ай бұрын

Seems i am the proud owner of a Bright Stallion ... and its still not painted

@nicholashurst780 28 күн бұрын

Still looks better than most 90s minis lol

@Fymosis Ай бұрын

I love the idea of the bright stallion ! But the execution well let's just say it didn't aged well hahaha. Cool video as always, keep up the good work !

@justink2426 Ай бұрын

Honestly if they remade this for modern warhammer, I'd definitely buy it immediately

@Lurkzz Ай бұрын

You look like the combination of Danny Saucedo and William Poromaa haha, great video anyhow!

@exzendar2523 Ай бұрын

Not aged well figure, but in my opinion the old tyranids was more ugly🥸

@gerardnesper1816 Ай бұрын

It was fun to watch😂 Please more Eldar content❤

@andywilson5828 Ай бұрын

My greatest regret was after 20 years, j lost the original Calgar and his cloak. I think I have his toilet/chair still somewhere. Would love to see a truescale of this made up