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If Tom was a spice he would be flour.

Darcy was so pretty before the crazy surgeries, hope she stops it soon

I feel bad for Darcy’s children. Their mother turned into a literal circus freak within a few short years

If a 40 year old white American woman starts crying on the first date, I'm escaping through the bathroom window

darcy seems mildly annoying, but i genuinely don’t know how someone like tom even gets dates 💀😭

I think Darcy needs therapy not a relationship

When I saw this episode when it came out, I was actually on Tom’s side. He had arranged a vacation in the warm Grand Canaries and he got guilted into going to cold Albania and dealing with two women talking passive aggressive shots at each other the entire trip. I’d be kind of pissed too.

Tom: My dream wedding is really small, with very few people, not even a bride.

Every man Darcy latches on to gets freaked out she starts talking marriage 5 whole minutes into the relationship while intoxicated. She doesn't even want a marriage she wants a wedding n to be living the same exact life as Stacey. It's so bizarre she can't figure out how to be an individual just bc she is a twin. I hope she gets counseling instead of more surgery.

The competition between Stacey and Darcy is embarrassing and awkward.

I'm glad someone pointed out how weirdly competitive these two are when it comes to everything, especially their relationships. Darcey seriously grew to despise Stacey because of her relationship with Florian, even though that relationship is heavily flawed at best. And Stacey literally brims with happiness seeing Darcey lonely, unmarried, and miserable. It's the most toxic dynamic and the both of them act like it's normal and a "twin" thing. Freaking Hilarious. These two were made for reality TV, and we've been reaping the benefits ever since. Excellent vid as always Slice!

These two women have the same emotional depth as a teenager.

It’s so crazy to see how they used to look, it’s a shame she was genuinely pretty, and now it looks like her face must hurt all the time

Darcy is the girl you know that falls in love when a guy just...pulls out a chair

Tom has clearly watched too many Colin Firth films, he was cosplaying as him throughout his time on 90 Day Fiance

“He has less personality than a communion wafer” made me ugly laugh at work. 10/10 as always

Tom is so uncomfortable the entire time lmaoooo

darcy looks so beautiful in this season, she literally destroyed herself with the surgeries😢

omg please do a retroactive rewatch of every season, your commentary is truly hilarious 😭 it’s better than watching the show on its own

Darcy and Stacy on a double date is… something else

Honestly someone saying omg you're amazing I've never been treated so well is an ENORMOUS red flag, especially really early in the relationship. Like ma'am, you don't know me, and you never will because you're putting me on a pedestal to try to convince yourself we're soul mates after one drink.

"Less personality than a communion wafer" I'm gonna steal that.

Throwbackkk to when they still looked human and not like botched aliens. Love your videos Slice! So glad to see you posting regularly again 💙🎉

The level of immaturity of these girls is just depressing, I actually just pity them. It must be difficult living with so much insecurity all the time

“Who have you been choosing?” PHENOMENAL question!

“You really look like James Bond…’s stunt double!”😂 Darcy being so desperate to get married is as sad as it is embarrassing.

I’m trying to imagine being a grown ass adult and being childish enough to make my own sister jealous over a relationship.

The fact that Jesse said he was traumatized by being told how to cut a steak says a lot about him. Poor Jesse. 👶🏼

Love how everyone is shit drunk but they continue to try to make sense while they're clearly too inebriated and mad to make a coherent sentence. As soon as you see the drunk person is upset, it's time to go to bed, nothing good can happen after that.

Tom looks like a Dollar Tree/Pound Town version of Colin Firth

She’s anxious and she chooses avoidants. She dives in, it scares them so they’ll back off. And she’ll always do this cycle until she gets therapy

Tom looks so uncomfortable and the bar is so low 😭😭

The narcissism between these two sisters is insane

I just never understood her obsession with getting married. It’s off putting.

The passive aggressive energy is absolutely crazy. I don't understand why people feel jealous of other's relationships. Seriously, if someone could explain it to me, I would appreciate. I understand being envious of certain things, but not someone's happy relationship.

God Stacey is so horrible to Darcey. I don’t even think Darcey IS jealous, I think she wants to be close to her sister, including being in the same place in life, and her sister takes pleasure in the fact that Darcey isn’t in the same place as her

Haha Tom is so trying but super turned off bc it's way way too much.. "babe" 😭

God Tom really thought he was hugh grant in a shitty rom-com didn’t he

It seems like Stacy picks on Darcy a lot.

This show is addicting and the earlier seasons were pure gold lol

Jessie was an ass but her trying to nit pick everything he did would drive me CRAZY as well.

Jealousy is possessiveness over what you already have, and envy is coveting what another has. All this is envy, not jealousy.

I had forgotten just how cruel Stacey was to her sister. Wow, that was horrifying.

You might be the funniest narrator and recapped on the internet. More content please!!

That "I need more kisses" edit was savage. LOL

It’s crazy how beautiful Darcy was before she butchered her face .

Twins usually love one another. These two seem to do everything possible to piss the other one off. It's really nasty at times. Very sad.

This first date really hurt me to watch. Darcey has VERY similar behaviors to my mother especially when she’s crying while drinking. This just left me..hurting…😬😬

Back when they had their semi original faces. They have a weird unspoken competition between each other and Stacey takes joy in it.

I don’t watch reality tv so these recaps of “old” episodes are brand new to me!

YES PLS COVER THE EARLIER SEASONS THEY WERE SO GOOD

You should’ve showed the part where Darcy freaked out because he salsa danced with another girl

Oh I’m so happy we’re diving back in! Please PLEASE continue with Tom & Darcy

Tom is just British. This is simply a British man in an uncomfortable situation. He's not Marmite on

Whenever you use the "I need more kisses" voice clip I laugh so much

Old 90 day fiancé vs New 90 day fiancé... the difference is like night and day. GREAT VIDEOS BTW, your sense of humor destroys me every time😂😂😂

Omfg communion wafer is the best description of Tom ever

If im on a date and someone reveals my date actually spent time making a vision board, I'd get up and leave without saying a word.

Tom was trying to be nice to Darcy, but Darcy made it all about her.

I felt really bad for darcey at first because she just seemed like someone with really low self esteem who was desperate to be loved, and I still think that's partially true. I definitely forgot how hard some of this was to watch, though

Sorry but Darcey is mainly the reason why her relationships are failing. She is pushy, doesn’t respect boundaries. If she was a man and Tom a woman, there would have been a lawsuit by now.

Darcy looked the best here. I’m so sad she ruined her face

Darcy crying at every little thing got on my nerves so much especially when she was intoxicated

I am so glad you watch and summarize these so I don’t ever have to watch a full episode 👍😃

6:22 really wise advice about limerence delivered compassionately, especially "it's okay to feel that way", thank you

These women are so cringey & they have ruined their looks. During the pandemic Darcy choose to live with the dic_ she was chasing (they hadn’t known each other long) over staying with her daughters. Her dad seems to always have her girls & pays more attention to them than Darcy does. The only reason Florian stays with Stacy is because she pays for everything. He cheated & she still kept the money flowing, they finally got married because Florian didn’t want his cash cow to get away. Same is going on with Darcy she & Georgie supposedly got married even though he treated her like crap but he wanted to keep the cash coming in, so now it will.

Total drama and dysfunction! Learn to love yourself first so you stop suffocating anyone who crosses your path.

Stacy can sense that Darcy wants something more? Honey, Helen Keller could sense that Darcy wants something more.

They both massively destroyed their faces.

I feel bad for all parties involved in this mess it’s clear that they have both been battling self esteem issues for a while and siblings competition but my shady self is enjoying the chaos

4:31 missed out an opportunity for a “shaken…not stirred” 007 pun but I forgive you cas I love quick slice

I've always read the opposite into this situation on Darcy's part. Like, she wasn't crying cuz she was happy she came off as being disappointed and regretful over moving on and was just overcompensating and trying to force things quickly to not lose face on national tv/her ex. But idk lol thats just me 😅

“Apparently you’re anti-juicy Jesse over here all of the sudden.” 😂😂😂

14:53 The subtle "I need more kisses" was hilarious. 🤣

Tom is a shithead…but he deserves a medal for getting through that

Darcy is the epitome of the ‘hot mess express’! Literally, she’s got major unresolved issues

I am from Albania and I approve their vacation here, seeing how it contributed to their relationship and how many years later they will be sitting in front of some psycological fireplace being grateful to the randomness of the universe that made them select Albania instead of the Canary Islands, or Kenya, or whatever. Or maybe they won't, what do I know...I'm just a simple Albanian.

I usually don’t get secondhand embarrassment very often but this was hard to watch. I honestly feel so bad for Darcy. It’s obvious that she wants to be loved, like everyone. Kudos and thank you, QuickSlice, for your usual wit and hilarious commentary.

Jesse’s ‘baby hairs’ are killing me! 😂😂😂what the hell did he do to rip those hairs? I know- it was all his tight, tiny ponytails.

He likes his cucumber martinis shaken, not stirred, so it's more like a gross smoothie.

Darcey and Stacey are so performative and ridiculous that it's actually pretty sad. If I were in Tom's shoes, I don't think I could hold my tongue about their back-and-forth, I'd go, "I'm sorry, ladies, but what is this that you're doing here? Please stop, and if you can't, can we either hash this all out now or can you save it for a private conversation later so we can all just enjoy our time here?". Stacey absolutely loves how miserable Darcey is, clearly, so I'm guessing at some point they were maybe stealing men from each other, or I guess its possible that they never liked each other to begin with; there's something there we haven't been told about yet. Their father seems like a good man from what we've been shown and how he's carried himself on camera, so I'm disinclined to blame their upbringing. I know he's loaded, but maybe he was away for most of their childhood, working or whatever. That doesn't necessarily always turn children into clownish adults though. Sometimes ridiculous people are that way just because that's who they are.

These girls sound like they’re 21. Also, they’ve both been married like twice. I get wanting to find love but this behavior is embarrassing.

Im just amazed how much better they both looked in this old episode before all that plastic surgery. They've both ruined their looks and paid a doctor for the privilege.

Who needs enemies with family like this, yikes

Omg all these seasons, and I never realized Darcy's asscrack was hanging out when Tom lifted her off the bridge thingy hahahaha!! Thanks Slice! 😂😂

Darcys plumbers Crack moment was poetry for the eyes.

I felt for Tom in this one 😅 He comes off a little abrupt sometimes but I think he's just trying to make things less awkward with dry humor. Obviously it all falls flat because nobody except for him has ANY interest in making things LESS awkward 😂

I love how you slyly snuck "I need more kisses" into that video lmaooooo great video you're fucking hilarious

FINALLY! Chantelle and Pedro were the most controversial ones. I was absolutely shocked that you haven’t talked about them yet.

But Darcey blew up his phone. That’s a sign of insecurity on her part.

The trauma. The trauma is real!!!

She faked cried through all of these episodes after Jesse. She’s acting this way for the same reason Big Ed does what he does. It’s for the views

I'm British, this guy wouldn't be a catch here. So wooden and cold. He is like a characature

I feel like Darcy is a unique combination of super dramatic but also genuinely nice/good.

I’m a twin myself but my twin and I don’t get along. Mind you she did sleep with two of my boyfriends in high school, didn’t make us closer. We have essentially competed our entire lives. Its exhausting. I’m now in a happy and healthy relationship and have a child, she has a pet bird she neglects and an abusive situationship going on. She constantly makes remarks towards my partner just to be petty.

What a gift❤🎉 i always felt bad for Darcy and yet totally understand why the guys left.

I'm loving the retro series! Yeah, taking us back to those times, don't get why people want to be in love so quickly but then again there is that sibling rivalry seems to be the focus here.

I’m so sad at the transformation Darcy made she was pretty now she’s “ugh”

Darcy looked so beautiful with her natural face :c I hope she overcomes her insecurities and realizes she doesn't need fillers to fill an emotional gap.