Jeff Bezos is a trillionaire and he cant find a cure for hair loss so anytime something claims they have a cure if a trillionaire can't find it then there is no fucking way in god forsaken hell anyone else especially not poorer is ever going to find it.

Jesse James had access to dinomyte. Why didn't they dinomyte vs hand grenade?

could we get a Andy King collab please? im asking nicely 😅

So glad to see this return as its who I recognized as with as a youngster

You don't read comments 😢

How much prep time does the Caveman get tho?

@@ooofyikes7253 like 2 times the moon passes the dry place

I still think Jesse James would demolish Al Capone

​@@TheLegPumpkinNot enough time, they won't have the time to properly barracade the cave entrance with sharp sticks...

@NeonPlanes Tommy Gun. Nuff said.

my thoughts exactly

Also the fact the first grenades cam about in the early 1700s alcapone specifically had a pineapple grenades or fragmentation grenades

@@pokemontrainer5678 And the most important fact that unless your using a MGL, grenades aren't long range lol.

@@TheLikenessOfNormal I think for exactly that reason it was less "what does Jesse James have that could match a grenade" (as others pointed out dynamite would seem obvious) but "What long range weapon does Capone have that we can pair up against the rifle?"

​@@YuYu_Kamimaybe a bolt action WW1 rifle? Nah that's not as cool as a (fake) grenade

That’s what I was thinking

Yeah I was a little disappointed I didn't get to see someone chuck dynamite ACME style tbh, why wouldn't they have used it?? lol

These match ups were terrible.

I was legitimately pissed off that they didn't.

Yeah it was the perfect lay up too wtf 😂 maybe spike couldn't afford both?

Big facts.

And the "experts" haha

The real question who had more STDs

I never expected you to be here.

​@@GregorMcEwan-lk9bp Looks like Chris didn't either! And still doesn't, nyuck nyuck nyuck

You're a nice guy Isiah

It's ok. I heard Jesse James and went to the guy who hosted Monster Garage. Lol

Are you sure they're not talking about Jesse Jackson?

You confused a White guy to a Black guy you definitely need to go to a doctor for some tests.

​@@IchNachtLiebe SMH.

Jesse Owens vs Hitler

Omg, I SECOND THIS!!! I remember watching the fights on youtube!!! The picks I had as a kid always lost because I just picked who I liked more XD (Well, except for the elephant. But I mean, an elephant vs a rhino isn't a fair fight lol)

HOLY SHIT YES

Wasn't there a dinosaur version of this too???

@@themosin1852 Jurassic Fight Club is what I believe you're talking about. It's awful and I'd be down to see Chris James trash it lol

​@themosin1852 oh yes there indeed was! Jurassic Fight Club, I believe

Really? Okay I guess.

I'll bet it'd do well if brought back. The content isn't too different from some really popular KZfaq channels.

Same. We need it back

I wish it was back as well

I’m all for it. I can see the simulation testing being used with AI to run the battles

​@ville__ Bro what?

​@ville__ sir excuse you

The hell is wrong with you? But I guess you win sir with the obvious rage bait.

@rue8929 True! Granted It does seem super staged though seeing everyone in the fight look roughly the same age. James and Capon were 50+ years apart, Jesse James' gang would all be old men by the time Capone's gang existed.

I mean, Capone had guys from the first world war, actual snipers in his crew. A grenade is a pretty goofy "long range weapon" pick.

@@TheLikenessOfNormal exactly. They could his given him anything else, but chose a grenade. Or if they were gonna use explosives give Jesse James like dynamite or some kinda explosive.

@@TheLikenessOfNormal Yeah, as much as I love lever guns, I'd love to see Mr. Winchester duke it out with a Springfield '03, or, as some groups had, early model M1918 BARs. 30-06 would make that .357 or .38 look silly.

The episode pretty much shows that the James gang won because of the skill of their experts shooting ability. I doubt the armor would've made too much of a difference when the experts would've gone for head shots.

@@gatorcroc7212 I think then the question would be why would we assume head shots all time and what would cause one such as James to assume his opponent had armor

I bet you think balls shrink in the cold too, this guy's thinks video games are real

Because, bizarrely, it was the long-range category 😂😂😂

​@@Spyderinagourdor that hospitals restore health!!

Just a question. Do you not think Jesse would destroy Capone in a 1v1? I mean, Jesse was really about that life in wild conditions. Just because Capone had better technology, I think is a non-factor. Jesse was a legit gunman. Al Capone was a gangster who usually hid behind his goons.

​@@NeonPlanes If Al had a tommy gun, no way.

@@gaaraxnaru Jesse is a duelist. Do you know how fast he could pull his gun and headshot Al Capone? It only takes one shot. Capone having a tommy gun is not the deciding factor.

​@@NeonPlanes 1v1 there's a point there, but both rode in gangs and didn't do 1v1. There's zero argument that drive bys with machine guns in cars over horseback revolvers would win, and given they do a 5v5 I highly doubt Jesse James wins. Good example are the many wars where caveraly vs vehicles were decimated, many many examples of this especially in the world wars. It's a similar concept in Indian Jones with the dude showing blade skills before Jones simply shoots him.

@ville__ That's absolutely disgusting and I'm reporting that comment.

Also Tommy Guns were exceedingly rare amongst gangsters, being so damn expensive. It was Hollywood and their large film budgets that could afford the arm the movie gangsters with them.

And does way more damage than a stiletto Critical 3 inches to get to the heart? Yeah, the bowie could do twice that

Not necessarily spike could’ve had less strict guidelines than discovery

​@@yourcardgame Yeah, it's not about getting the grenade. It's about having the liability insurance to use it.

@@maxbracegirdle9990 idk about you but I have had some jobs where as long as you live they don’t care how it happens that’s all if spike didn’t give a fuck than it could be a real grenade this also was filmed when we were kids assuming your around my age and a lot has changed in our society since then including cracking down on workplace safety

Heck, in the scenario they went with the grenade feels more useful. Like if it were wide open, little cover, then the rifle would likely be better. Indoors though, enemies in another room, toss grenade in, aim tommy gun at door, not much you can do to beat that. Shoot, any close range enclosed fight like that something like a shotgun or smg seems like such an overwhelming automatic advantage.

@@fallouthirteen 100% in an urban warfare environment where they're fighting IN a building grenade would dominate the hell out of that contest and likely clear the whole other gang with a single one. This whole thing was goofy.

@@TheLikenessOfNormal That was my thought, oh you have the entire enemy team in an exposed room. Just toss a few gredandes, and spray.

Yesss. I couldn't do it, that show seemed so cringy when I was younger. I tried to get into it, but it just seemed ridiculous.

Alaskan Bush People! 😂

That show was hilarious

I forgot all about this show but yes!

YEEEES I want a semi series of that wild cringe filled mess 😂

Again??

🎶You let him hit it raw, didn't have second thoughts...🎶

He did what?!?

🏃‍♂️💨

Wait his or mine

Hope your shift doesnt suck

Also oh you are moving on a horse. Who that is sure gonna help you. I will defiantly not just shoot the horse.

Why did they compare the revolver to a submachine gun. They could have used a government 45

The only problem with the vehicle match up is, horses don't do well against automatic fire.

THANK YOU

Grenade i think would win over a stick of dynamite cause of the kill radius of the shrapnel

That was the episode that made me realize how bs the show was with it testing

Ninja vs Spartans was also peak

​@@nicolasmeiselI remember when the finals happened they put the pirate in the same category as the modern day soldiers. The knight was robbed of his chance to beat the spartan and be the deadlier warrior.

@@4thSurviver oh absolutely. That would been a better match up. Two walls of armor. Knight kinda just got misused. Ofc I also think the pirate should have fought the ninja.

@@nicolasmeisel It also isn't really fair to have someone in steel armor, wielding steel weapons. Oh who is gonna win in this hand to hand combat experience someone covered head to toe in armor that cannot be damaged, or penned by the other guys weapons? let's find out.

My jaw dropped when I saw the grenade was for the long range category. Shamelessly idiotic

😂 That is really neat. I did the same thing with a 1945 American penny. I was all excited thinking maybe somehow James Dean or Paul Newman had it for change at some point.

You know what to do. You know what to do. Ack ack

This was a match where the tech didn't matter it came down to who was the superior marksmen and that was the James Gang. Now while yes Al had WW1 vets including snipers who were trained marksmen in his gang they did not make up the majority of Al's gang the majority of the Capone gang were bootleggers like him who primarily used intimidation, racketeering, bribery, and having their fellow gang-members infiltrate the police or take up positions in local politics in order to get away with their crimes hence why it took that federal task force led by Eliot Ness to bring him down via getting him on tax evasion a federal white collar crime. Jessie, Frank, and the members of James Gang were all war-vets as they served in the Civil War as part of a Confederate Guerrilla Unit along with being taught how to use firearms at a early age as they were taught how to hunt for food because the lifestyle the James Brothers, and their future gang members lived was the rural country-boy lifestyle which back then meant learning how to track, and hunt wild game so the family could have food due to most of the time not having enough money to go into town to buy food meaning missing a shot while hunting meant whatever wild game you were hunting got away and now the family pretty much don't have a viable source of food mainly meat and protein to eat.

@@derrickhaggard Except the dumb ass show tested the modern people, not the historical guys. A lot of bootleggers were WWI vets, who would be a hell of a lot better marksman than some random guy.

@@derrickhaggard I could forgive it some, if the simulation wasnt lthe definintion of shooting fish in a barrel.

This match was bullshit

I just went with Jessie cause I liked cowboys back then.I was 5 so you can probably understand my logic back then

@@LucasT37 fair enough

Colombia cartel vs Somalis pirates

Fed ex employees vs Amazon drivers

@@Zombiekilleryamato That was a good episode.

-and they’ve had a *ton* of sloppy matchups too 😂

My best guess is that they didn't use the Gatling because they had already used it for Lawrence of Arabia.

Your problem is the comparison of a Tommy gun to a revolver? Not a hand grenade against a long rifle...? Edit: AND THAT ALSO THE HAND GRENADE WAS CONSIDERED A LONG RANGE WEAPON

@@maxstrong6915 Hahahaha yeah neither of those things made sense either :D

@@Bad_Gazpacho Of course. That makes perfect sense in TV producer land lmao

@@Bad_Gazpacho They could have used the Maxim gun for the Lawrence of Arabia episode, though, and saved the Gatling gun for this episode. It's almost like they were just doing random shit with no prior planning :D

That's why it's their gangs facing off.

Correct. And when it came to ambushes and sharpshooting that was the James Gang's ace in the hole.

To be fair Al had to get to his place, and I'm pretty sure he came up as an enforcer. So he was probably a decent shot. He also was pretty good at brawling. But Jesse would also be a pretty good shot, and brawler. The only real difference is Al can roll in with an automatic machine gun.

Gross.

Please go touch grass ...

"You KNOW what to do..."

@@BrokenFistX find that guy. His names jerry

ACK ACK!

@@moisheherman zero point zero

Stop posting bot comments please. The derpy likes for a "joke" you didn't write can't be worth the hate and feeling of being an unoriginal twat.

7 years and NO subscribers...Cruise777 really fell off 😂

@@Humongous420you really got him😂😂

stooooooooop ffs

This guy smh. Like he watches and responds live. Chris has a day job. Don't talk shit unless you want to do it and do it better. Some children people's children I swear.@Cruise777