CHECK OUT HARRY'S ALTERNATE ENDING! kzfaq.info/get/bejne/rbChl7Cekq3Wdmg.html LYRICS: SCOUT: Watch out! The scout's out and about. Running around, bringing bonks right down on your scalp Do you even know who you're talking to here? I'm a streak of greased lightning, keep fighting for years I'm a stunner, number one run and gunner My beats bring the heat 'cause I'm a sweet double jumper Your finger’s on the trigger but before you get to pull it I'll take a sip of fizz and go whizzing past your bullets I'm on it like a rocket on a course to freakin' pound ya Call me Super-Sonic 'cause I'm running rings around ya I'm a dab hand with a sandman I'm the baddest in the badlands I'm a speed freak on a kill streak See a blur and then it's bang bang DEMO: I'm the Demo! Explosions are my M.O. Tyrant from the highlands getting violent on the bellows The only thing more volatile than me would be my ammo I'll leave you blown to pieces while my piece is screaming blammo Did this have whisky in or was it nitroglycerine? I'll find out on the way out if I'm spouting flaming p*ss again 'Cause if I live another day my liver might go anyway And I'd rather go in glory so in war I won't be giving in I suffer for my art I've got sulphur on the heart This tartan Spartan's gonna tear you apart. Fire shots at the Cyclops, it never ends well Oh, they're gonna have to glue you back together in hell SNIPER: Zoom, red dot Boom, headshot Your head's got a new lead clot Bring you to a dead stop, leave you with your head popped Another target on the list that can be checked off 'Cause on a mission I am viciously efficient My vitals just my rifle and a set of jars to p*ss in When it comes to assassins you could say I'm high-calibre Yanking my machete from your head like it's Excalibur No mercy mercenary, I'll take you down like cattle when My true forte's in 2Fort playing blood sports on the battlements Spray your brain before you know what's happening Safe to say, no way that you'll be wearing hats again If you’re seeing red or you’re feeling blue If you wanna bust caps and wear them too If you like warfare in stylish headear Well have we got the game for you No there isn’t any greater Military millinery simulator We fight all day to find out who’s The most fashionable faction in TF2 SOLDIER: Listen up ‘cause I won’t say it again You'd better not be sissies because war is not a game! Unless of course it's war games, then I’m all for games Hope you're keeping score because numerate I sure ain't! I am good at fighting, ask Sun Tzu I taught him all he knows in the art of Shovel Fu Way back in ancient China when I met him one night He said Soldier’s really cool and the best at winning fights Now I win all the fight money wherever I go 'Cause my rockets go BOOM then you explode Now, the army told me that I was crazy But I wrote this song so I’m clearly amazing SPY: Gentlemen, it won't be gentle when I sneak into your base and steal the faces of your helpless friends Stealing your briefcase really was a brief case You think you're smart but I have the intelligence Be a man! Why do you have to die screaming? I shoot you, take the loot and take my suit for dry cleaning. I’m not cheating you ignorant swine I creep in and sneak things right into your spine When I fight with my butterfly it stings like a bee So tonight tell your mother 'hi', give her a kiss from me I'm debonair with deadly flair, I'm anyone and anywhere The face your mother wakes to is the last you'll ever see HEAVY: I am heavy weapons guy I make puny babies cry Want to live? Rule one: Don't. Touch. My. Gun. May be slow, no need to rush ya When i'm rolling with Natascha Fill you dead with holes we crush ya Leave you cold like snow in Russia. That's puny gun! I punch more damage! Chew you up for lunch like sandvich Think you can outrun me? Prove it I'd like to see you outrun bullet If you’re seeing red or you’re feeling blue If you wanna bust caps and wear them too If you like warfare in stylish headwear Well have we got the game for you No there isn’t any greater Military millinery simulator We fight all day to find out who’s The most fashionable faction in TF2 ENGINEER: Howdy! The engineer’s in the field Farm boy charm with a megaton yield I’ve got a cranium laced with uranium Dispense your offense with the weapons I wield I'm hot stuff, ‘cause I’ve a hundred degrees So if you boil my blood you’ll get burned on Steam I'm over qualified to leave you nullified and tan your sorry hide You'd better run and hide or die by my machines Just a friendly Engy Preventing entry with a deadly sentry Each practical problem I solve, my skill mounts The only thing higher than my IQ is my kill count PYRO: Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Emboldened scolding folds of red and gold are my desire! Its my sacred duty, keep the beauty burning higher Leave you dismembered in the embers, every felling swells the pyre! I'm a terror from the nether, something that you've never seen With a charcoal soul, heart pumping kerosene You've met your match you'll be a charred patch on the floorboards I'll strike a match and strike the match off of the scoreboard What's it matter if my brain's deranged when I snuff you out? Boy, does it look lovely out! Candy canes and fluffy clouds! Racking up the kills as I’m cranking up the grill Easy to blow you away when you're just powder MEDIC: Got a little headache? You'd better call the Medic! Were you wanting anesthetic? Really don’t be so pathetic That burning is a bird within your sternum that snuck in whilst I was working But I think a bloody dove is quite a lovely aesthetic You grazed your knee? Well it seems to me You need invasive exploratory surgery See I may have a little uncertainty Between patient, Specimen? It’s a blur to me. Get the point of my syringes at your hiney I’ll Übercharge and buff you 'til you're shiny I could fix you quick with my medi-gun The procedure is painless but that’s no fun… If you’re feeling blue or you’re seeing red If what’s on your mind’s what’s on your head Who wants to battle When there’s catalogues of hats to browse instead? It’s not how far you push the cart What matters is the noble art Of dressing heads in dandy threads To wear whilst you are blown apart If you’re seeing red or you’re feeling blue If you wanna bust caps and wear them too If you like warfare in stylish headwear Well have we got the game for you No there isn’t any greater Military millinery simulator We fight all day to find out who’s The most fashionable faction in TF2

Pyro: *starts rapping* The Entire Rest of the Team: "I don't know what the hell you're saying, but damn is it funky."

"i'm hot stuff, cause i've hundred degree's" this is annoyingly clever

1:05 THE DETAIL OF SPY NOT BEING CAUGHT YET ONLY FOR HIM TO SNEAK UP BEHIND SNIPER LATER-

I love that compared to everyone else's verse, Soldier's has an "I'm just happy to be here" vibe. It captures his personality perfectly, just like the rest of the classes

“Soldier’s really cool, and the best at winning fights.” -Sun Tzu, the Art of War.

The soldier voice was so good that it almost made me cry hearing his voice again. Rest in peace Rick May.

"If i live another day, me liver may go anyway!" gotta be the best line in this. im literally dead.

-amazing animation -voices are on point -references are amazing -no line is wasted What a masterpiece

“When I fight with my butterfly stings like a bee” A bee almost always dies after it’s stings someone Just like spy

“Military Millinery Simulator” ❤️❤️❤️❤️ For those who don’t know, hats are millinery

I mained Engineer for the first 10 years of TF2 with highest single-life kill count of 114. Massive Approval of the Engineer's part of the song

Something I noticed is how Sniper’s verse is at a different tempo from the rest. It exemplifies how much he differs from the other classes

“Stealing your briefcase really WAS a brief case!” God, that’s clever.

The line "the face your mother wakes to is the last you'll ever see" is the epitome of spy's character

As a Engineer main I must say ENGINEER HAS ABSOLUTELY TIGHT BARS 3 years and this still hits

I doubt anyone’s going to see this, since this song is a few years old, but as a TF2 veteran and long time fan I wanted to say I love the detail that each section of three has 1 class from each “classification” Offense, Defense and Support. I don’t know that this was intentional but it’s a seriously cool detail

why is no one talking about how harry literally NAILED the soldiers voice?

When the engineer said "I've got a cranium laced with uranium" you could hear a faint Geiger counter beeping in the background. Stupes really never lets a single detail go unnoticed

i love how the most replayed part in BOTH videos are the engineer rap lmfao

I really like scout's 'see a blur then it's bang bang' because it only takes two shots to kill you with the scattergun when scout has raced up to you faster than you can even see him

Sniper has the best rhyming, Spy has the best wordplay, and Engineer has the best flow.

This just shows how versatile The Stupendium is as a singer. Amazing just amazing.

everbodys talkin about engis verse but nobodys talking about how amazing snipers is

The radiation artefacts hitting the lense at 3:17 was a super nice touch, cudos to the animators :)

i dont think you understand how much this actually means to the TF2 community. Thank you from the bottom of all of our hearts.

Can someone explain why on every other day of the year Stupendium's dropping the scariest, most depressed songs ever but on Halloween he drops the literal embodiment of joy?

WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE ENTRANCE GATE WITH BOTS SPAWNKILLING🔥🔥🔥

Dude, we just need to talk about how good the voice acting here is. Literally every single character's accent, voice and even speaking style is 100% spot on, like holy shit these people deserve so much more recognition than they already got.

Fun fact: While the "ancient china" part shows a person wearing Japanese armor, it's actually more accurate as Soldier has historically been shown to easily mix up countries within the same region.

“Stealing your briefcase really was a brief case.” DOMINATION.

im genuinely baffled and amazed by how you are able to do so many different voices that are so different in tone and in accent, and none of them feel forced, either youve been blessed with god like vocal cords or you spent days practicing each voice, i genuinely wonder how you do it.

Heavy and engineer voice was spot on.

The fact that most of these character are close to what they sound like is beyond me, also considering how one man can do it.

i love how they did the character accents in this, specially Engi, medic and heavy and pyros always done in a unique manner

This video in particular is a shining example of why reading the subtitles in a Stupendium video is almost as fun as watching the actual video.

Thank you Stupendium for the engineer part, I won my high schools talent show with it.

The most impressive thing is that Not only did they give Pyro actual lyrics They were some FIRE lyrics

Even if there More hats in TF2 than Forts in USA Even if it's not oki being Doki Even if it's a fowl Day (AND that's a Fact) The Stupendium himself Always can surprise you. After all, the House Always win

Stu out here with meter and rhyme for phrases like "invasive exploratory surgery" like it's no big deal.

“The face your mother wakes to is the last you’ll ever see.” Is one of my favorite lines of the song next to LITERALLY THE WHOLE SONG! ITS SO GOOD! So many good references and no line goes to waste and all the lyrics are so clever. Amazing

I love the little detail of how each verse only has 1 class from each class category Offense, Defense, and Support.

I love that when Pyro begins singing, everyone kinda looks less like their dancing, and more like they are trying not to get burnt. The small details are amazing.

After 7 years the song is still firee🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

The medics lyrics really explains how deranged he is

The last minute wasn't staged, that really is just what Stupe's home is like.

Ain't no one gonna say anything 'bouta Engineer's flow? That was really lit.

Never thought there’d be a better song than the DDLC song. But this is not only superior in both game and music and the rhymes and lines keep flowing like water and it’s amazing. Insane work, Stupendium. 👍

This is making me go insane. How is this so good? How are you so good at this? My god I want to shake your hand jesus

"Now the army told me that I was crazy, but I wrote this song so I'm clearly amazing!" Honestly just how Soldier's verse is written is so perfect and in-character that I imagine Soldier would say these things.

The engineer part goes incredibly hard

hey stupes no clue if you'll read this but just wanna say thanks for creating this art and I don't just mean this song but everything on your channel. The amount of people you've effected positively through your music is probably more than anyone could every comprehend so truly thank you and have a good day/night

I like how at 0:27 it shows scout showing himself look good with combat, but then at 2:39 it shows that scout isn’t as great as it shows, which is really like his character in the actual series.

"You think you're smart but I have the intelligence" Well that was a genius pun

The engineer's voice and lines are just so perfect. I can't quite place why, but his part is my favorite by far.

I just love the way how perfectly each verse and the flow of it captures the characters personality, yet still fits altogether under one beat I'm torn between Medic and Sniper being my favourite though, but Engie is high up there

Love the engineer, best one in this easily, something about a country voice rapping is just perfection

I love how when it's Snipers turn he's the only one who doesn't have anyone dancing behind him so I'm just imagining him standing on the side-lines the entire song which is 100% in-character

“I’m the Demo! Boom goes my M.O.” His accent also makes it sound like he’s saying “Ammo” Which is honestly a whole nother level of clever

"My rockets go boom, and then you explode" is the most soldier thing to say ever

Timestamps: scout: 0:08 Demoman: 0:33 Sniper: 0:58 Soldier: 1:40 Spy: 2:05 Heavy: 2:30 Engineer: 3:12 Pyro: 3:37 Medic: 4:01

The range of voices Stupendium has up his sleeve is just mind boggling

Isn't it absolutely insane that a British man (with a moustache) voiced Scout, Spy, Sniper, Engineer, Demo, Medic, and Pyro and only ONE of the voices (Scout) sounded KIND OF like his? I mean seriously, he did a Scottish accent and then German and then Texan and Australia (I guess) all in the same song? A BRITISH MAN! WITH A MOUSTACHE!

This is awesome! And Harry101UK’s SFM’s are always amazing as well!

I hate how underated the pyro part is, i love it so much, and i haven't seen much comments on it, the lyrics are amazing ❤

"Zoom, red dot, boom headshot, your head's got a new, lead clot" Damn I love this line, clever and sounds great

Look, I don't know much about TF2.... But those outfits go crazy.

I love all the references to weapons and cosmetics.

scout definitely would win a rap battle against every merc, then again the snipers part was my fave!

At 2:47, the gun that the Demo holds is the Quickiebomb Launcher, which does a base of 105 damage. A critical punch from the K.G.B, the boxing gloves Heavy was wearing, does 195. So Heavy actually does "punch more damage". Bravo, Stupendium.

i like to imagine when Soldier says "i wrote this song, so I'm clearly amazing", its meaning he wrote EVERYONES lines, and everyone actually liked them and decided to use them

Everything about this song is absolutely perfect. From the voice acting to the references is all amazing. This is my new favorite song. Truly perfect.

I really like how each characters part in the song has it's own feel to it, it really elevates the song to the next level.

"Millinery", that's going on the list of interesting words…

I just noticed that besides rhyming, the only wordplay in the Heavy’s verse is metaphors. All the verses are supposed to be written by their own characters. So, I really like imagining the others trying to teach him different kinds of wordplay, and as soon as he got a good grip on one, he went crazy with it, and stuck to good, old regular statements for everything else.

The fact that the costume department is department number 4 implies that there are at minimum 3 other departments full of hats.

You wont believe the amount of times i have gone back just to hear engy say "Howdy the Engineers in the field"

You know someones dedicated when they add special effects to the LYRICS

"The only thing higher than my IQ is my kill count" *Facts*

I’m definitely late to tf2, but this is one of my favourite creations from the community. Damn good song

0:08 Scout 0:34 Demoman 0:58 Sniper 1:23 1:40 Soldier 2:05 Spy 2:30 Heavy 2:55 3:12 Engineer 3:37 Pyro 4:02 Medic 4:27

Fun fact: The Chinese characters at 1:54 literally translates to "You are so cool". It's little touches like this that I live for.

this man credits the animator and the voice of heavy but he doesnt credit rick may for rising from the dead for this song, i *cant tell the difference between harry and rick*

The Stupendium is just stupendous at masterful lyrics and pairing them perfectly with super catchy melodies. There's a solid four songs they've made that I've gotten stuck in my head.

I found this last week and I haven't stopped listening to this. This is amazing. Every voice is spot on and it's just too good, definitely deserves more attention.

Can we all just acknowledge how clean that visual transition into the second verse was at 1:38

I'm Scottish, and the demo's voice has to be the best impression of a Scottish accent I've heard Scottish

I love Spy's verse; smooth as heck.

Stupendium Always puts so much effort into it and should be respected

I love the detail in 4:41! Pyro can't airblast the grenade because in that moment he has the phlog equipped, but when he tries again with the stock flamethrower it's too late.

the fact spy's part has no percussion because he's a more 'silent' class is such a good touch

The fact that he has 4 depots possibly full if hats.

Bro no WAY does his computer say STUPENTIUM on it! No way that's the funniest thing I've seen in my life!

There are so few tf2 songs with pyro lyrics, and even less with lyrics actually sung by the creator. i have wanted a song like this forever and i feel that a lot of people will agree with me on that one, I love tf2 so much and really appreciate what you have done here.

We just gonna completely ignore the fact that Harry got Heavy's voice PERFECT!?!?

How is this entire song on point! It's awesome!

THIS HITS EVEN AFTER 3 YEARS. I LOVE YOUR MUSIC DAWG. I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU THAT U DID ENGINEER’S VOICE SO GOOD

Let's all take a moment to note and appreciate that one British man was able to flawlessly do a Brooklyn, Scottish, Australian, French, Texan, Whatever the frick Pyro is, and a German accent, and another British man was able to do a flawless Midwestern and Russian accent, and both were able to rap with ABSOLUTELY no issues (kind of for the Heavy, but that is in character). That is superior talent. And of course we can't forget the animations, another serious level of talent.

I can’t get over snipers rap. Holy shit it’s perfect

This is absolutely beautiful i am surprised that i didn't know about this song 3 years ago