The Most Insufferable NPC in Hitman 3
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@GeneralSam 3 жыл бұрын
tryna work as much as possible with the lil one here now. take this short vid while I work on something larger for the future. keep it nerdy, -Sam
@minebros190 3 жыл бұрын
oh damn i just thought you were hitting the maymay
@jenerik_guy2474 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine spending time with your loved ones and family. Absolutely disgusting behavior
@schnaufeltier9158 3 жыл бұрын
gonna keep it nerdy
@MackieLevyn 3 жыл бұрын
Wot
@joshsowa6803 3 жыл бұрын
dude that baby carrier setup is honestly adorable, hope the little dude is doing well and the fam is good
@roonster1324 3 жыл бұрын
Good to see Sam isn’t afraid to breastfeed on camera
@xudle4308 3 жыл бұрын
putting his big mommy milkers to good use
@spicyapplesauce1868 3 жыл бұрын
so brave of him
@ScranX3 3 жыл бұрын
DAAAAMMMMNNN he got dem MILKAS fr fr
@zaldronthesage 3 жыл бұрын
SO BRAVE
@EarlyBirm 3 жыл бұрын
Lololol!!
@buschacha 3 жыл бұрын
“A 20 year career in the NFL... or a 1 year relationship with Chris Brown” Holy shit dude
@bioshock1998 3 жыл бұрын
i actually laughed out loud
@then35t18 3 жыл бұрын
@@bioshock1998 same
@davidj3841 3 жыл бұрын
Method acting as a black guy
@79newtype 3 жыл бұрын
Sam wont be taking no stops hes going full circle. :)
@chocolatemonkeyballs9995 3 жыл бұрын
Choked on my food
@noarsy7716 3 жыл бұрын
glad sam is bringing his kid into the family business as early as possible
@patrickmahany9268 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 good one
@MDNGHT-nn7pm 3 жыл бұрын
At first I thought that his kid was a doll
@MrDeceptiveEye 3 жыл бұрын
It’s like when people play music for their kid in the womb. Sam is making a future gamer an he don’t even know it. 😂
@Thousnds 3 жыл бұрын
I just laughed out loud like my aunt Susan
@kingirate3162 3 жыл бұрын
Teach em while they young
@salmon4252 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine having your first moments of existence strapped on a manchild yelling about video games in front of a green screen, based.
@PhoenicopterusR 3 жыл бұрын
Gotta start em early. It doesn't look like it, but Sam is teaching this kid to take over the business when he retires.
@queazyy 3 жыл бұрын
Based on what?
@SmallAlexMoney 3 жыл бұрын
@@queazyy Leviticus 20:13
@peytonhastreiter6866 3 жыл бұрын
I can just hear sam yelling "It's called multi tasking Abby!"
@kmartin8025 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂💯🤙
@walter9086 3 жыл бұрын
Congrats on the new baby! Your wife and her boyfriend must be proud parents!
@Yellow.1844 3 жыл бұрын
💎🙌
@TheMasterUnity 3 жыл бұрын
@no or maybe yes so generous
@dicksdiggers 3 жыл бұрын
"He plays the black guy, he's a method actor" Fucking killed me
@saerain 3 жыл бұрын
Sam is threatening to surpass Norm. The apprentice becomes the master.
@LabiaLicker 3 жыл бұрын
BLM
@Wizzy88 3 жыл бұрын
@@LabiaLicker WLM
@dicksdiggers 3 жыл бұрын
@@saerain It's funny, I instantly thought of Norm MacDonald as well. They should get him on the podcast.
@PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED 3 жыл бұрын
@@dicksdiggers Sam said his humor is inspired by Norm among a few other things
@thebleachbartender1312 3 жыл бұрын
I like how Sam is holding a baby while talking about beating a fictional character with a crowbar.
@chewinggumsandwich2341 3 жыл бұрын
Was that a baby?
@chewinggumsandwich2341 3 жыл бұрын
Put it back in for abit
@NA-AN 3 жыл бұрын
She's gonna be fine when she grows up...
@NA-AN 3 жыл бұрын
@@chewinggumsandwich2341 Yeah he has a daughter.
@chewinggumsandwich2341 3 жыл бұрын
@@NA-AN Its fuckin rare! Give it a good sear on each side then talk sir chef!
@chronklin7918 3 жыл бұрын
“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” -Lee Harvey Oswald
@adamlopez5060 3 жыл бұрын
- Wayne Gretzky
@MrImmortal709 3 жыл бұрын
- Kurt Cobain
@dillosdojo3909 3 жыл бұрын
-Dylan Klebold
@anthonyn1157 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrImmortal709 oh nooo 💀
@AndurilFaolyn 3 жыл бұрын
- Hillary Clinton
@nattiecraft 3 жыл бұрын
General San is a real homie watching out for Christopher and his fortnite squad
@janfungusamon4926 3 жыл бұрын
General-san
@nattiecraft 3 жыл бұрын
@@janfungusamon4926 general sans
@zigz2091 3 жыл бұрын
@@nattiecraft D4 D4 D5 A4 G#4 G4 F4 D4 F4 G4 Someone will get it.
@andrew8897 3 жыл бұрын
@@zigz2091 Get that nerd shit outta here bro
@kmartin8025 3 жыл бұрын
@@andrew8897 😂😂
@morpho5837 3 жыл бұрын
Took me a second to realize wtf is on his chest lmao
@dibblydarn3518 3 жыл бұрын
At first I thought he had gotten a little chub
@MonarchLMC 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah,a t-shirt
@franz.francisco 3 жыл бұрын
yeah, i thought he got fat again
@gothicpando 3 жыл бұрын
a parasite
@cooperrowe9909 2 жыл бұрын
A bomb
@crimsonskies5611 3 жыл бұрын
It took me a solid minute to realize he has a baby strapped to his chest
@DrummahMike 3 жыл бұрын
He was holding us hostage with it
@tanyathorvilson 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah its like a whole baby even
@cacopoggers677 3 жыл бұрын
It took me reading this comment to notice this
@herbjubwafter3817 3 жыл бұрын
yeah i was working on making fun out of his cardigan thing before i realised it was a baby holder thing
@raphaellauf7786 3 жыл бұрын
glad that sam accepted tactical child chest rigs as body armor now.
@captainguaco5614 3 жыл бұрын
Man, Sam sure loves beating women, reminds of that aqua fella...
@rasmusjohnson748 3 жыл бұрын
Homeless women especially
@mr.joesterr5359 3 жыл бұрын
@@rasmusjohnson748 The black ones are best
@marcusgreer7331 3 жыл бұрын
Aqua murders them.... the sole difference
@NA-AN 3 жыл бұрын
@@marcusgreer7331 Aqua gives them a quick release, Sam makes them suffer.
@Nick_4545 3 жыл бұрын
the whole nice guy thing is just an act i also heard he doesnt tip and hates pizza guys
@maxwellwandschneider4038 3 жыл бұрын
“Or a 1 year relationship with Chris Brown” I’m so happy that Sam can’t get canceled
@bladdyboi2962 3 жыл бұрын
That lil baby in sams sack is the cutest god damn thing I've ever seen
@minebros190 3 жыл бұрын
she will rule over you
@brobenheisen5224 3 жыл бұрын
Well she was in his sack at one point
@pianoraves 3 жыл бұрын
I've had it now. THIS IS A SLOTH/DOG AND NOT A HUMAN TODDLER
@pianoraves 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shite it IS a human toddler
@ThugPanda 3 жыл бұрын
Is Will Smith in the movie? Sam: "Yea he plays the black guy."
@DASRH 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair... he did. "Token black guy" is technically a character even if its utter crap.
@JOhnDoe-nl4wj 3 жыл бұрын
@no or maybe yes The other way around. They are required to have a black character by law. So wdyd with a character who wasn't in the script? Yup, you give him the lowest amount of attachment and development and be sure he literally dies asap so you can move on with your actual characters and plot. This is the sad sad story about mandatory black characters, tried to go against racism, accidently went full racism.
@Jomchen 3 жыл бұрын
if marriage is romance she’s getting what she bargained for
@BackwaterSocrates1415 3 жыл бұрын
Looks like we got the physique of 2015 Sam back with that extra bag of chromosomes hanging off his abdomen.
@RedMenace0 3 жыл бұрын
Sam now has 2 children, yet still acts like an edgy 17 year old. Good content.
@thecommunistdoggo1008 3 жыл бұрын
Nah fam 17 year olds are less edgy
@Chimera144 3 жыл бұрын
True more like a edgy 15 year old
@dylanmonstrum1538 3 жыл бұрын
"He plays uh... the black guy. He's a method actor." That is some of the funniest shut I've ever heard
@prayedzero1l802 3 жыл бұрын
Glad to see sam being a good mom in the intro
@ClintWestVood 3 жыл бұрын
"HE'S METHOD ACTING A BLACK MAN????" oh that one got me
@Jake-hy5il 3 жыл бұрын
yeah I'm stealing that 100% lmao. That one joke completely turned my day around!
@petsyisalive 3 жыл бұрын
Seeing an upload notification for Sam genuinely makes me happy
@SINYSTOK 3 жыл бұрын
seeing an upload from sam genuinely makes me sad
@l.i.t.f.4353 3 жыл бұрын
Best part of the day
@SINYSTOK 3 жыл бұрын
@@l.i.t.f.4353 day ruined
@bandit1862 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@adlibguy6078 3 жыл бұрын
Weird
@yoonboone603 3 жыл бұрын
Sam wearing that baby like it's Gucci
@Mad_Dark_Spirit 3 жыл бұрын
This went from a simple Hitman game to the first plot of Shutter Island within 2 minutes
@juststvn 3 жыл бұрын
After watching Sam’ videos for like 7 years, I’ve noticed my humor is really warped now. Even cracking terrible jokes at family dinners only to be glared at with disapproval.... AND I LOVE IT!
@Mr.NewVegas420 3 жыл бұрын
"Equal to like a 20 year career in the NFL , or maybe like uh, a one year relationship with Chris Brown." Sam just has such an elegant way with words lmfao
@ManskiTheRed 3 жыл бұрын
It’s nice that Sam is helping take care of whatever man’s child that is
@C_Train74 3 жыл бұрын
Literally wearing his child. General Sam cannot be stopped.
@iwritesinsnotredditpost6088 3 жыл бұрын
We'll never know if it's Sam baby till we see it's forhead.
@iwritesinsnotredditpost6088 3 жыл бұрын
Poor kid.
@lKILLA 3 жыл бұрын
I want that baby to know that he's not only her/his dad. he's all of our dads. Daddy Sam has a lot of internet children.
@rogimay4959 3 жыл бұрын
There he is, there's my boy
@srnabooz 3 жыл бұрын
THERE HE IS!!!! MY FAVORITE WHITE BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@johnnyhotcock2213 3 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/acCbjKej0srXo6M.html
@thomasaa1361 3 жыл бұрын
2:27 LMAO Your videos are just getting better and better love it Sam!
@pfcantran6185 3 жыл бұрын
The work that you did to make such a funny and actually enthralling story out of such a simple game is amazing. I love your contact and this type of amazing quality. Watching you for years and years but stuff like this make it so worthwhile to watch for a lifetime
@BArNACL 3 жыл бұрын
General Sam more like Holy shit he posted man.
@mongrel172 3 жыл бұрын
True
@minebros190 3 жыл бұрын
stfu
@elgringofeo9348 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah but trust me it's better to just look at them then to own one XD
@Viinanenn 3 жыл бұрын
@@minebros190 🤡🤡🤡
@minebros190 3 жыл бұрын
@@Viinanenn K
@RiggedFem 3 жыл бұрын
I made a fairly difficult contract called "The Drop v2" set in the Berlin nightclub. The reason being it's a v2 is because IO interactive wiped my Hitman 3 progress and the original level off the face of the game forever. The targets originally were apart of a pedo ring but now they're IO developers. Have fun Sam!
@t00schw1fty9 3 жыл бұрын
?...
@RiggedFem 3 жыл бұрын
@@t00schw1fty9 what was difficult to understand about that?
@nakedsnake6076 3 жыл бұрын
@@RiggedFem why did they delete it?
@RiggedFem 3 жыл бұрын
@@nakedsnake6076 I did the process to carry over my stuff from 2 to 3 thinking that it would just add on to the stuff that I already had, instead what happened was that it wiped everything I ever did on Hitman 3 and I started again from scratch. I have most of the stuff I had before but I'm still working on it.
@elgringofeo9348 3 жыл бұрын
I like how hitman 3 is hitman 2 with new levels, very creative
@NicholasLaRosa0496 3 жыл бұрын
Love the in-game camera paneling you did in this.
@crucial3267 3 жыл бұрын
Plot Twist: Her boyfriend plays mobile and she is the true gamer of the household, who is depressed as she continues on her downward spiral into dating sims to escape the lack of romance in her life
@julcaos 3 жыл бұрын
"He was method acting a black man"... tahuahuahauhau that made me laugh.
@DandiDelight 3 жыл бұрын
I’m happy enough to see a new video yes but what makes this upload worth it is seeing you wear the manmom smock best of luck w your uploads smell man
@KyndaCheze 3 жыл бұрын
I'm leaving for marine corp bootcamp tomorrow. I have loved your videos for years , ever since the old skyrim days. You're an awesome KZfaqr and you should never stop being you bro. I'd love to buy you a beer in 2022 may.
@kungfuhustlefan25 3 жыл бұрын
you know it’s a general Sam video when there is a JFK and bill cosby joke in the first minute
@FlightTrack101 3 жыл бұрын
Sam going full dad mode just made my year
@RecordedMercury 3 жыл бұрын
That baby-sack was such a power move I have yet to recover from it.
@PissBreakSupervisorOleHopkins 3 жыл бұрын
Dam Sam your content just gets better and better every time
@jackpkc 3 жыл бұрын
Nice to see Sam taking care of his baby monkey
@M-1996A1 3 жыл бұрын
I thought he was wearing a children’s sized dashiki until I read the comments.
@G-Bill 3 жыл бұрын
Congrats on the new kid sam! Love how you did the video with it on your chest🤣 took me a sec to notice
@tsukikotsutsukakushi9339 3 жыл бұрын
Congrats on the new hellspawn! Also really glad to see you make a video on the new hitman. Hope to see more.
@AaronG912 3 жыл бұрын
Hitman's forehead is somehow smaller than Sam's five head
@Ehxx 3 жыл бұрын
"our child is not your fucking dress!" - Sams wife probably.
@DooMedSean 3 жыл бұрын
This was one the funniest videos Sam's done in quite awhile
@JarthenGreenmeadow 3 жыл бұрын
9:28 I'm literally crying "he's a method actor"omfg so good
@wafflehouse42069 3 жыл бұрын
I was like, "nice robes, gives me twomad vibes" then I saw the Lv.1 pleb on his chest
@ren4issance-754 3 жыл бұрын
Man than chick is giving me flashbacks.
@murplesman 3 жыл бұрын
This is the classic General Sam content I like. Psycopathic, slightly insane, and completely hilarious.
@EtVilia 3 жыл бұрын
Fancy that, the day I decide to re-watch all of your old Hit Man videos for nostalgia, you upload a new one
@TyuErt 3 жыл бұрын
Ah, now I just need a series of bedbanana videos
@Jahsizzl9 3 жыл бұрын
“Only a person with cognitive issues would say”
@kromzilla3781 3 жыл бұрын
If Sam had that camera cutoff just above the baby, I would swear he was prepared for Black History Month with a Kwanzaa outfit
@NTT1223 3 жыл бұрын
Love two uploads in decent time frame
@MackieLevyn 3 жыл бұрын
Literally clicked when it said no views.
@KaiUndMoritz 3 жыл бұрын
im so early that im actually early
@nathanb3273 3 жыл бұрын
Yep
@Odreaded 3 жыл бұрын
I’m glad I watched this video yesterday and then today got a notification that it was uploaded... KZfaq is really great lol
@linguinnilucas4324 3 жыл бұрын
My my, a general sam hit man video. This does please my soul.
@kickflipmcdrip5996 3 жыл бұрын
First
@kickflipmcdrip5996 3 жыл бұрын
This is my first time saying first on a video I regret it and I tip my hat to you
@phonkmasterflex7103 3 жыл бұрын
The music at 2:21 naturally kicks in when in the presence of Agent General Sam
@toogs8571 3 жыл бұрын
that narration sequence was actually really good... good job sam 😂
@Dammlee 3 жыл бұрын
This could be a legit movie plot. You have outdone yourself my G.
@TheAlison1456 3 жыл бұрын
8:20 really liked that effect. It's so hard to see far away targets in the videos
@neoplasm888 3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad Sam has started fostering rescue animals, I thought he was a sociopath. That bald opossum will forever be grateful.
@EarlyBirm 3 жыл бұрын
XD I always enjoy Sam's content, but this video is the best from his recent work.
@JohnsDogTags 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed so much. Very nice video, Samwise
@BOCANE13 3 жыл бұрын
Papa sam you have been a blessing the last two years for me.
@Ducksnuget 3 жыл бұрын
I love this side of Sam. The jokes are so fucking good.
@Just_Call_Me_Pagton 3 жыл бұрын
General Sam is definitely my favorite youtuber and man has he made me laugh my ass off.
@joshwaterman5526 3 жыл бұрын
Shouldn’t expose your child to the internet that young Sam! 😂 didn’t even notice the baby at first and I busted out laughing for some reason when I realized what it was.
@shloopyyy 3 жыл бұрын
i needed this today you absolute legend youre my hero
@InSpades0 3 жыл бұрын
I haven’t seen such a methodical and sadistic destruction of an npc since general Sam set his sights on nazeem all those years ago
@dodqiu5778 3 жыл бұрын
this made me laugh so hard multiple times, I actually gave this a like
@liamhunter4435 3 жыл бұрын
I can tell your a great da; not because you brought the kid on but because of those editing skills. Great content, my dude! Congratulations!
@zerrierslizer1 3 жыл бұрын
General sam: finding that one NPC that rums you wrong. Me: *Stares* Diana: *Nervous sweating intensifies*
@Mr.Dynamex 3 жыл бұрын
That has to be one of the best intros you’ve ever made
@Jason-ut3ou 3 жыл бұрын
4:52 Holy fps drops batman. That part when they were dancing was rough 😂
@XxD34THC0R3xX 3 жыл бұрын
At first I was thinkin what is up with big mans fit then I realized there is a damn baby strapped to Samuel. Absolutely stylin
@brertt8350 3 жыл бұрын
That podcast made me feel alot better about the tile corner incident from when I was a kid
@Lewapolis 3 жыл бұрын
Epic beep button moment missed with “figures”. Do not disappoint me again, General.
@glue_manchu1446 3 жыл бұрын
Sam is such an inspiration for moms everywhere
@FjetShadow 3 жыл бұрын
This was awesome. More if this please.
@WiFye 3 жыл бұрын
My man out here taking lives and bringing in new ones like some sort of God or something.
@nagatoryu5302 3 жыл бұрын
Loool when Sam bring his child to work 😂😂😂😂
@clamum 3 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ one of the funniest videos I've seen from Samuel
@xKraziKai 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve been waiting for this
@axe-hellboy6773 3 жыл бұрын
A master piece, made from 1 npc... magnificent
@perfectlyhurt 3 жыл бұрын
I’m so dead Sam. Bravo 👏🏼 bravo 👏🏼
@captioncool6923 3 жыл бұрын
Bryan is why I watch your content he doesn’t care and I live for it
@fdumbass 3 жыл бұрын
solid vid papa, good luck with the little rascal
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