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Lmaoo quite literally😂

Orsted left him bleeding to the point where he could not get up and blacked out.

​@@aadityabisht8693AYOOOOOOO

😂 your funny as shit bro

Hell naw , why's this so accurate 😂

For anyone who doesn’t get the joke Wives:Sylphie and Roxy Husband(s):Eris and Orsted(Unofficial)

​@@OmegaQuinn Don't forget his absolute loyal Homies Zanoba and Cliff

​@@Memer_Deepayonyou can have a harem but you can never leave out the homies

The joke that never lets anyone forget Eris is dumb as hell. 🤣

Rudeus doesn't make love with Eris, Eris plows Rudeus.

Orsted the best wifu

For the person reading this message I hope you are doing good, I want to share this in a lot of comment sections so it can reach everyone possible including you so please read until the end: God loves you a lot and he wants you to be saved and happy, nothing in this world like money, fun or popularity can fill the emptiness in your heart, only his son Jesus who died for you can fill you who might not nothing know about him. He knows you more than yourself. You who turned your back to him, he is still waiting for you with his arms open to receive you again. You who fought against him and have done things that are unforgivable in your eyes, he will always see you as his son and he already paid the price for all your sins. Even if the world doesn’t forgive you, all you will need is God and everything will be alright, so trust God and no one else. Repent from your sins and never go back to them, and the most important thing is that you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and savior with your voice and your heart. When you do all these things, pray to God and read the Bible(Christian Bible) so that you get to know God. Follow it’s word completely, because some people might say that the times and things have changed, but God never changes, the Bible says that the heavens and earth will pass, but his word will never pass and that means that the things God didn’t like back then he still doesn’t like today. So don’t let anyone tell you that now you can have sex before marriage or something like that just because everyone does it, because the Bible says that wide is the path to destruction and many walk through it. When you pray, ask God to guide you so that you always walk in his righteousness and so that he gives you strength so you don’t fall to sin, and don’t just say I am a Christian and never read your bible or end up not praying because being a follower of God means building a father and son-daughter relationship with him. Fast and pray and be his son not only in words but also in your actions. Today God has showed grace to you who might be depressed, empty, are being hated or hates, or maybe you don’t receive genuine love, this is even for you who enjoys or is comfortable with your current life. Whoever you who is reading this is, know that God is calling you to give you a future and a hope in this life and in the eternal life. Trust him, because he loves you so much that is beyond understanding, and the time is short. After you finish reading this message you might die or Jesus might return, so be ready and follow him, for today he stretched his hand to you because he loves you and cares for you and he doesn’t want you to lose your soul. It will be hard because living for God means denying yourself and the things that you might like, but it will be the best decision you will make in your entire existence and I promise you it will be worth more than any of the things that you don’t want to let go of. Make the right choice, because today God has stretched his hand to you who he loves so much that he even died for knowing all the bad things you have done. That is how much love he has and will always have for you. I don’t know you but you might be going through hard times, so keep these words in mind that God gives hope to the hopeless and he heals any wounds including the ones from the heart, and he can do the same for you regardless of anything. Thank you for reading, God bless you always

​@@ArtemRodionovassbromance is real

Good Luck with that, even if Orsted only had 25% Mana, it would require atleast Optimized MK-III in order to survive against him and winning without distance from the start is impossible for Rudeus. The only reason Orsted lost 50% of his Mana is because he got spammed by 2 Continent Sinking attacks back to back and then had to cover half a mountain range to get to Rudeus while Rudeus could afford to create obstacles to drain Orsted more, the second MK-I Rudeus fought Orsted, it was a rap, it wasn't a stomp as Orsted got skewered multiple times but it was still a definitive loss by a big margin. Imagine if he didn't have that head start. Even if Optimized MK-III has defensive properties on par with a Touki user of Rudeus's Mana levels, it wouldn't help him last very long. It's GG for Rudeus because he needs atleast 3 of those Continent Sinker attacks if not 4 to win. MK-0 would definitely give Orsted some trouble, possibly overpower him to an extent with just the sheer speed and strength of the armour, but if it can't even completely take out all 6 of Fighting God Armour Badhigadi's arms before running Rudeus dry then I don't see how it kills Orsted either. Could be stronger then Orsted for the brief moments it's still usable though.

​@@Nah_I-ll_Win😑

Bro . A joke . Just A Joke .​@@Nah_I-ll_Win

​@@Nah_I-ll_Winbro just wrote an essay for a comment which suppose to be considered as a joke

@@Nah_I-ll_Winthat’s a lot of yapping lol. Orsted said himself in a redundancy chapter that if Rudy ever ganked him again like the first time, he’d lose. He used too much mana in the fight v Rudy and against Kalman 3.

Fr the donut maker 🗿

Frfr

Nah he's a Husbando

Awww... Rudy's type is a baker 😂

Agreed, he da best donut maker hubby 🥺🥰

She's even more selfish during sex. Rudy isn't allowed to touch her without permission or else she punch and kick him then proceed to have sex with his half unconscious body. She also told him she doesn't need any of the foreplay nonsense he does with his other wives and just goes straight to the sex. It's why Rudy calls her the husband in the bedroom cause he just lays down and lets her do whatever she wants cause he'll get beaten otherwise.

I mean she was the whole reason rudeus was able to not break down, after all his body is still a kid, all he cared about getting her back save and when she let him fuck her and left rudeus lost his purpose which made sense

And what about Sylphie. She is wayyyyy more selfish but just suppresses her feelings.

Other way around, Rudeus gave him kingdoms as allies, a mercenary company, and pretty much a family that didn’t shit themselves upon direct eye contact. Something Orsted could’ve never done himself.

@@CACTINER I mean yeah Rudeus gave him connections and even friends he could never have but even before thay he gave Rudeus 10s of thousands of gold for being a good little halper

Rudeus very first payment from orstead was a random sword that he’s been carrying around since ancient times and was worth billions it costed so much there was nobody he could sell it to so he told orstead and he gave Rudy a big sack of precious gems as a bonus and let him keep the sword😂 bro was set for life after his first check and now is just accumulating wealth on an unheard of scale but it’s all just pocket change to the dragon god lmao

​@@kuugando6689and the sword (because Rudeus seldom use sword) He then gave that ancient sword to Eris. By the way I read the novel shouldn't it be a dagger? Or I remember incorrectly...

@@edmandjpopanimemusic now that you mention it I think it might have been a dagger or maybe a short sword it definitely wasn’t a full length blade

G for GOATsted

I SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM!

Is this a joke or is one of them actually, technically, magically, biologically a male at a point?

@@jestapath7373Eris is so dominant that he basically becomes the wife in bed. So they claim that he’s the wife of Eris

@@jestapath7373 It's a joke that people take way too far. 🤣

Man that hits hard like Orsted.

How much time does he spends with the kids

​@@1mol831 Nobody is perfect. He's not often there for them, but that doesn't stop them from loving their father. Unlike Paul, Rudeus is not lucky enough to be able to work near his children.

@@FotsoFOZIN Paul was unable to spend time with his daughters in their teenage years because he’s dead

@@1mol831 It's true. But the real reason is that he was looking for Zenith and unfortunately couldn't take care of them. And so he found his death. But basically, just like Rudeus, Paul was there for Rudeus and his sisters for as long as possible. Not all parents are capable of this.

Sylphy: You think we could possibly get Eris to relinquish her Rudy Time? Roxy: Like physically overpower her? Sylphy: Are you kidding? She'd mow us down like Scarface.

@georgeprchal3924 Meanwhile Eris in an undisclosed room "pur for me my kitty, let daddy know how much you've missed me doggy"

That foul dude 😂

Rudeus couldn't breathe at their first meeting.

He's heart skip a beat when they first meet. Truly the best waifu

Rudy even almost died when he saw how handsome orsted was

He is the first one to get to his heart 🥰

Dialga, dragon-god of time (Orsted is stuck in a time-loop)

I was gonna say mewtwo…

Is Sara pikachu in this analogy? Cos it fits, she was very pissy when first meeting A.... I mean Rudeus.

@@hunterrhoades1813 "Your charizard is poorly trained"

@@jamiecuthbert1269she’s pichu

He always was.

No he isn't

He is the best daddy

orsted is best sugar daddy

I mean. Orsted was the first person who took his heart and breath away in the first meeting. Also he was the one Who was able to save his broken heart. Best waifu fr fr.

Spoiler: Hitogami is the main antagonist

Orsted has never been never antagonist in any time. Him and Rudy Just is understood each other.