"He doesn't believe in a banlist. He believes in building a deck to just ruin a top tier deck player's day". I found my duo.

meta: "why wont you die?" this dude: "cause you still live" 10 turns later meta: "just let me die!" this dude:"but then my fun will end"

For the sky striker player, it was the most important duel of their life. For the kuriboh player, it was just Tuesday

He's not toxic, he's just revolutionary

I'm sorry but that was too hilarious. If I see a deck like this I'd also probably play it out to the end, just to see what kind of shenanigans they can pull.

I don't know why this surprises anyone, Yugi said so in Duelist Kingom: "KURIBOH EXPLODES AT THE SLIGHTEST TOUCH! YOUR ATTACKS WILL NEVER REACH ME"

Well wasn't expecting the ultimate anti-meta strat of Master Duel to be...Kuribohs. What a time to be alive, Yugi would be proud.

This guy's field: "DO DA LA LA LA LA LA LA LAA LALALAA LALALAP!" The opponent: "Those are some annoying Kuribohs..."

The Kuriboh player isn't Toxic, he's serving justice

The win con is mentally fuckin the enemies mind so they wont play master duel again. Forget about drytron, this guy is the reason why players are quitting 🤣

The win condition is exhausting their resources with and army of Kuribohs. Then going into B.Sword for the win. That's fucking brilliant!

He could have won much earlier with ceasefire but well he wants to see his enemy suffer much longer. A man of culture. lmao

I respect that Kuriboh player. That's playing smart and timing your actions. Good shit.

He is not toxic he is the hero we needed!

The win condition: *Troll*

Imagine making ruining a top tier deck player's day seem like a bad thing. He's neutralizing their toxicity, not being toxic himself.

“Kuriboh’s son! They react in response to direct attacks, you can’t hurt me!” -This guy (probably)

This is the definition of anti-meta. This deck screams "stop playing your negate BS and play the game MY way."

As a Kuriboh player (not toxic and PRE- Brothers release) I find it so refreshing when people get demonstrated the power of these little furballs. Part of me wished though he at least busted out Numbers 13 and 31. You pretty much got game at that point with those two.

This shows why every main anime character runs some form of kuriboh

He is not toxic he is a very skillful player, he knows his cards and effects

The opponent:"why wont you d1e?" Him:"Kuriboh-machine son"

Who else enjoyed those meta decks got destroyed by a kuriboh deck? 😄

He’s not toxic , just doing gods work

Fun Fact: In the Anime ( at least in the JP version) Yami Yugi cheats at least 65 times throughout the show. Yet this guy didn’t cheat once. What an absolute Chad. Edit: (Cause people are flaming me for “not knowing the rules of the anime” lol)There’s a difference between the rule sets in the anime for instance Battle City Rules etc. and the stuff Yami pulled lol. When you translate the card shown on screen and you listen to Yami and they are completely different from each other and then you take the real life version of the card and it has a completely different effect or I think people would call that cheating lmao. With that being said when the first Yugioh Anime came out I highly doubt the game was fully “complete” I guess you could say. Not everything in the anime was final and everything was subject to change if you want to argue that. I only commented my Fun Fact because of a recent video I watched (check the replies) and this deck Dkayed is commenting on made me think of it, but people are being weird. Anyway, I set Time Wizard in my spell and trap zone and pass my turn.

My longest duel was in the synchron event. I had a deck with just normal monsters summoning again and again and my opponent was just destroying them. It lasted 74 or 75 turns until i decked out.

This dude humiliated accesscode sky strikers and tri brigade 😂 and with that IGN “u combo long” ded. He’s literally there to punish the top tiers mentally and emotionally 😂✊🏻

Thought it was impossible to make a kuriboh deck. How wrong I was. I got a friend of mine who asked me for a kuriboh deck before. He's gonna be so happy if he sees this video.

The real toxicity lies in the Top Tier/meta decks Anything anti-meta is a godsend

He is not toxic, but a META BREAKER HERO with 200+ IQ. In his mind, he said, “Meta this, meta that, eat my kuribos & Lava Golem”🤪

Kuriboh, not the hero we need, but the hero we deserve! To bring justice!

U combo long : " you see, I'm not aiming for your life points as much as I'm aiming for your sanity and patience.."

i’m sure that sky striker player started questioning his life decisions when he saw a borrelsword dragon comes out of nowhere

Nothings toxic in this vid but the meta “top tier” decks

Beneath this deck there is more than cards. Beneath this deck there is an idea, Mr. Dkayed. And ideas are metaproof.

This is not toxic... This is divine judgment

All I ever wanted was a kuriboh deck otk

"Bruh mercy!! Have mercy on this top tier deck mate.. What are u doin?! Your a freaking Kuriboh deck!!" lmaooo

I don't usually watch MD content much but, once I saw the Kuriboh thumbnail I knew this was gonna be funny. Kurboh and his homies rolled up and punished top tier try hards. Kind of refreshing that the top tier decks are on the receiving end of a butt kicking by a group of hardcore Kuribohs. 🤣

And now we see the results of all the training those adorable little furballs did back when came to Duel Links to train. Anyone else feeling like a proud parent right now?

This dude is gonna win the next global event with that kuriboh deck

"ban metalfoe" shall pass to the history books of YGO as the one that made a meta slave suffer for more than 5 turns... And he'll also have a place earned in heaven.

Someone give this man a medal 🏅

since you mentioned the longest duel, i have a win with 52 turns from the recent N/R festival. i didnt expect anything from this deck, but i won (it was supposed to just annoy with monster destruction effects). it was a deckout. i doubt you're interested in it, but i have saved the replay

The most interesting part is the second opponent's user name, 打牌多是一件美逝啊。It's a popular meme in China from a TV show about the Japanese Occupation. In that episode, the Japanese spy pretends to be the cook for the Chinese Army and tried to kill the high ranking officers with a pot of poisonous chicken soup. The officers found out and asked him to drink it, to which the spy said, 喝汤多是一件美事啊。Which translate to: Drinking soup is such a beautiful thing. Then he drank the soup and promptly dies. Due to the funny expression the actor made and the fact that the Chinese word for thing, 事,is the same as dies, 逝. People often replace the "drinking soup" to other things that they do not like to do. So that user's name translate to, Playing Yugioh is such a beautiful death. And he proceeds to play the game and die to the toxic strat. Ironic.

Dkayed, there is no "win condition" ...when you're friends with the Magnificent Kuriboh Brothers, you've already won ...at life! Doo do laaaah!

I love seeing cringe people who play meta decks get shit on by fun players countering these players 😌 brings me tears of joy 😌😌😌

This is a display of precision humiliation on an elite level. It is a beautiful, arrogant work of art! I love it! ❤️😂

imagine the actual duel, the thingking process and the time for each turn, imagine watching with all anticipation and then topdecked lightningh storm, heart of the cards pull with that lava golem and all, must be a fantastic fight

6:11 "Mercy! Have Mercy in this top tier deck, mate!" Gets me so much🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I believe Konami made Ancient Gear Giant just to counter this guy xd

For me it's not really toxic player because he do literally almost nothing to prevent opponent doing what they want to do and not running hate card like skill drain, IO or anti special summon etc...

The win condition is, the opponent will, eventually, need to take a piss and then they will time out.

I've always wanted a kuriboh deck. This duelist is my hero.

A man after my own heart. As a fellow kuriboh player this puts a smile on my face

No way he’s toxic, compared to his opponent toxic deck,

That'll teach people like you who sees Kuriboh as a low tier arch-type. Like you see here, When you get the luck of the draw & construct the deck correctly, it is possible to destroy meta decks with a deck like this. >=(

Since I dont play the game , I enjoyed this so much 😂

"Longest duel ever" I've had 60 turn matches before with a full negate deck

That guy is the embodiment of we do a little trolling. Love it 🤣

He's the opponent you get when you get banished to the shadow realm.

"are you ready for a 30 turn duel" that doesn't happen anymore "bet"

I wonder if its possible for two decks to face each other with card combinations that make it impossible for either player to win by any means, a duel that can cycle through every card in both decks for an infinite number of turns with no win conditions

Now I need to make this deck. Should be a nice way to wind down after a shitty day at work. Lol

Meta player: I've wiped your field, your hand is empty, YOU'RE FINISHED! Gigachad: No u *suddenly 5 Kuribohs on the field Doesn't elaborate Feather dusters & Lava Golems you

Yo Dkayed can you do a video on flood gates or counter cards that help you against certain decks. I'm new to the game and have been playing true draco deck since you did the cheapest to get to plat video. I lose the most to dragonmaid so i started putting things like called by grave, kaiser colosseum, and rivalry of warlords in my deck. I also added waterfall of dragon souls to limit bricking. When i get kaiser and monarchs erupt on the board it seems to make most players quit. Any advice would be great.

This is one of my favorite things to watch when I’m having a bad day.

Imagine this vid sponsored by Manscaped?

Imagine getting smothered to death by cute kuribohs 😂😭✊🏻 Love his deck!

this was so cool.. optimal kuriboh .. peak performance giga kuriboh

I need to see more of that deck 🤣🙈😭😭

“Have mercy on this top tier deck.” Excuse me?

4 months and this video is still goated

U combo long is amazing. Great deck building

kuriboi thought he was clever until the conductor drove his train through.

omg Dkayed ty for not scooping a game, i was doing exodia challenge! you are the best! i didnt know i played against you until i saw your name in game!!!!

Dotoya needs to see this video and take notes for his Kuriboh Deck lol.

Dkayed: This is toxic! I hate you! Me: DO DA LA LA LA LA LA LALALA!!

I actually just built this thing (the list at the end that is), and it’s evil. I love it.

i used to play stall/burn on chain strike deck, easily wacked to the face by any spell trap or omni negate. md is not a place for my people, good to see at least one still plays the best way to play

That was so funny!! Both opponents were brave until the end!

7:47 - 8:14 My Boiii, you doing a great job to destroy this Mainstream Majority Meta with underrated cards, like a true pro should be. Clap clap 👏👏👏👍

It always respectable when duelist build and strategies a deck on their own and beat the plethora of copy to win deck out there.

1. unrelated but is Sheperd from Ena a водяни́ца? 2. What's the best dragon deck you can recommend for someone who's on a low budget?

Good to see that skystriker having a good time

I once had a 45 turns duel against a crooked cook exodia deck which refused to use their cards to draw and it just ended once i decked out Added a kaiju in the deck since then

There is not a turn limit in MD as far as I'm aware, I've had 2 games go over 70 turns each so I assume it's infinite for MD or maybe 100?

I loved this, I specially hate TRI brigade and all mix ups but this deck made my day. It would have been awesome against eldlich

The start made me remember of the "negate" clips he has lol

I remember playing someone that something similar if not him and I beat them. I will say for a min I thought I was going to lose but end the end I pulled it off. As I sitting here eating dinner it just dawned on me that it was him that I defeated

A madman at work just another day in paradise with our lil stall balls

I’ve got a 56 turn game saved and a few 45+ turns saved as well

I see thats my future deck, after back from work

This gave me all the laughs I needed this morning 🤣🤣🤣

Incredible! This is Atem, hacking the Matrix and making his best little friend shine like a discoball

I built the normal monster megalosmasher/phantasm deck that was featured on this channel last week. I now believe Kuriboh may be the ultimate way to piss people off now

You explained my kuriboh timelord deck perfectly when you said I try to make the longest duels ever

That deck doing that is a delight. *Muah*

I have seen the light! Had no idea Kuriboh was that good!!!

I’ve finally found the deck worth scrapping everything else I’ve tried to build