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The Nothing Shop Grand Opening! (ASMR)
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4 жыл бұрынYou traversed a rift to the distant past and find yourself making some purchases during the grand opening of The Nothing Shop.
If you're new here to my Arkham Sanitarium / Rift World lore, you can read more about it at my website: bit.ly/2JxoVcf
If you are new to "ASMR" and/or my channel, welcome aboard and thanks for dropping by! The majority of videos I create, often in an unorthodox manner, are meant to help you relax, sleep, hopefully experience ASMR, and any other use that might help you find some peace of mind, concentrate, study, decompress, etc.
What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's just a non-scientific, made-up term that a layperson came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasant tingling sensation felt in various parts of the body (head, scalp, back, legs, etc.) in response to various visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles". However, the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming, comforting and soothing experience for people beyond ASMR purposes. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy these videos.
I experienced ASMR all throughout my life but no longer do as of a couple years ago. However, I still enjoy the hell out of creating these videos for anyone else that still experiences it or is just looking to relax, sleep, study, etc.
Eldritch Regards,
E.R.
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@RandomGuy-bb6ru 4 жыл бұрын
"thanks for helping me move the new stock in" "No problem, it was nothing"
@kartoffel112 4 жыл бұрын
Literally
@Thiccremoch162 4 жыл бұрын
It would have cost you NOTHING to make that joke, yet here you are throwing all caution to the wind like it’s nothing
@Hyndergogen9 4 жыл бұрын
"And cannI help you with anything else before you leave our store today?" "No, you helped me find what I need, thanks for nothing".
@tired_hades 4 жыл бұрын
You didn't just
@Chumb33 4 жыл бұрын
Nothing is real
@zomb1e601 4 жыл бұрын
This dude is constantly challenging the ASMR game. Everyone else pretending to give you some exam, while this man literally sells you absolutely nothing. Absolute legend.
@iamcorgi._.6887 4 жыл бұрын
And it costs absolutely nothing!
@CBCsolar 4 жыл бұрын
Hello you absolute legends You reminded me of karl jobst, sorry
@anthonybermudez3911 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone else: buys props Uncle rift: grabs nothing “this is prop”
@rush194tify 3 жыл бұрын
thats a weird way of saying hes creative, but i do agree
@deathturkeyjerky7722 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed a true legend
@jammedyam3389 3 жыл бұрын
"did you buy it" "yes" "what did it cost" "...nothing"
@dr.owlrick4820 3 жыл бұрын
“A small price to pay for nothing”
@rickgrimes_69420 3 жыл бұрын
tigers transmission is made of nothing
@snea3291 3 жыл бұрын
Nothing for Nothing
@Boch45 3 жыл бұрын
@@snea3291 I trade my nothing for your nothing
@matteofanari7291 3 жыл бұрын
*Nothing*
@lethalboom3008 2 жыл бұрын
My head canon is still that he’s actually referring to things, but our mind can’t comprehend them In a very lovecraftian way, so our brain just white outs them in our perception
@chadderbug7587 11 ай бұрын
Our eyes are yet to open...
@user-um3xn9wj4f 7 ай бұрын
Either that or he and everyone else are on copious amounts of drugs.
@RouxBoux Ай бұрын
@@user-um3xn9wj4f better outcome??
@hairburrito 4 жыл бұрын
"Got any new asmr ideas?" Rift: "Ah, no I got nothing right now." Rift: ".....wait"
@Inkwell_Music 4 жыл бұрын
ApolloGrey *eyes narrow*
@hankhill7813 4 жыл бұрын
👁👄👁
@MassiveDisaster 4 жыл бұрын
O-o
@maxalaintwo3578 4 жыл бұрын
@@Inkwell_Music "hmmmmmmmm"
@garf5484 4 жыл бұрын
Idea time
@redacted9433 4 жыл бұрын
so this is what an amish electronics store looks like
@pacaspascal6986 4 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@yourmaternalfigure6959 4 жыл бұрын
I can’t stress how underrated this is LMAO
@naughtymelon6712 4 жыл бұрын
Y e s .
@whatiswhatlawl 4 жыл бұрын
@Personal Air conditioning the cashier isn't Amish for ease in transactions.
@WaxenOmnivore 4 жыл бұрын
Family guy
@MlSTER404 2 жыл бұрын
Wow, it’s the store of all the achievements my parents are proud of me for!
@thefactcollector632 Жыл бұрын
U ok?
@agiantw6890 Жыл бұрын
L
@bxked213 Жыл бұрын
the fact that this is one of the only comments i found that ER liked 💀💀
@Crayzo_A.s. Жыл бұрын
@@bxked213 he probably got a big laugh out of it. Now that i think about it we have never seen him audibly laugh without it being quiet
@thenativemartian5169 Жыл бұрын
I felt that. (Seriously though, you alright?)
@thecamtain 3 жыл бұрын
The reason that he took so long with one customer is because all other customers are nothing to him
@wannabe-werecat 3 жыл бұрын
underrated
@googleuser9383 3 жыл бұрын
How dare you? He treats his customers as if they were EVERYTHING to him, not just SOMETHING which he has to go through to make NOTHING - which is the accepted currency in this shop.
@apollyon1584 4 жыл бұрын
Me: *Trying to remember what I studied for an exam* My brain:
@natey_boi7002 4 жыл бұрын
Mood
@KingsOfCamel 4 жыл бұрын
yes
@jayan820 4 жыл бұрын
Me everytime if anything Math related
@beanie640 4 жыл бұрын
This problem is....nothing...
@haleymoormeier2798 4 жыл бұрын
mood
@anglosire 4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: We haven't unlocked anything in the shop
@FLUING 4 жыл бұрын
We gotta keep playing the story mode if we wanna unlock those nothing cakes
@KaceyMarr 4 жыл бұрын
It’s like the GTA V Ammunation store before we level up
@packetonoodles6910 4 жыл бұрын
This is a glitched cutscene used in speed runs
@harrymack3565 4 жыл бұрын
Nah, there is no colorless translucent outline
@fatherizyoa 4 жыл бұрын
No one: Fortnite Kids brain:
@th3pugm4st3r9 2 жыл бұрын
As a patron of this store, it was amazing, the website showing nothing is also amazing. It shows all of the nothing in the store and the price tags, 5 star review, amazing service, I spent nothing here and got nothing, just as I wanted, definitely would recommend instead of your normal grocer.
@juicyapple2646 Жыл бұрын
The nothing store website url:
@KorliWolf Жыл бұрын
It has been 3 years since the grand opening sale of the Nothing Shop, i am still waiting in line. My wife had joined me the day after the opening, wondering what had taken so long, now we wait together for our turn to check out. Our son has just turned 2 yesterday and loves walking down the aisles and look at nothing on the shelves. The accommodations are nice and certainly make the long wait time bearable. The only thing that keeps me up at night sometimes is wondering if I'll still get the 10% discount. Otherwise, great service, great accommodations, great decorations, and very well cleaned 9/10 stars Will definitely come back to buy for nothing
@strawb3rry_sh0rtcak369 4 жыл бұрын
No one: *The receipt at CVS after buying a kit Kat:* 35:27
@CopyNinjaJay 4 жыл бұрын
Very underrated
@strawb3rry_sh0rtcak369 4 жыл бұрын
@@CopyNinjaJay thanks!
@fatherizyoa 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a tie-fighter
@strawb3rry_sh0rtcak369 4 жыл бұрын
@@fatherizyoa I can hear it lol
@chaster_mief 4 жыл бұрын
Y'all out here really not liking each others wholesome replies
@Loafphy 4 жыл бұрын
When the game is running normally but some textures are missing
@Cheese-xf2nj 4 жыл бұрын
Hmmm nothing is delicious
@CamoCollie 4 жыл бұрын
Carson more like Carcass ha lmao gotem
@grimsville2501 4 жыл бұрын
Haha
@Cheese-xf2nj 4 жыл бұрын
@@grimsville2501 **pushes wheelchair**
@N-GinAndTonicTM 4 жыл бұрын
@@Cheese-xf2nj "god i wish that were me"
@IgnatXerius 3 жыл бұрын
My dad lived in the USSR all his childhood and youth, and from his tales I heard, that shops in 80-s were really like this
@googleuser9383 3 жыл бұрын
filled with nothing? Depending on which part of the USSR he lived in, the grocery ailes were full of nothing for months.
@IgnatXerius 3 жыл бұрын
@@googleuser9383 Kharkiv, UkSSR.
@TheMidnightSmoker Жыл бұрын
Spending all this time in line around nothing getting to really think about nothing has given me the realization I truly do deserve nothing
@panchojr.8440 4 жыл бұрын
His hands at the beginning make him look like a LEGO character
@jabiranshari1572 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@TrevorEllison-lh5yo 4 жыл бұрын
Minifig?
@connorhickey2666 4 жыл бұрын
Same 😋
@boopsboops7692 4 жыл бұрын
🙂 🤛👕🤜 👖
@sonofconnaught2945 4 жыл бұрын
*TCS flashbacks*
@Dusty_Jack 3 жыл бұрын
With all these discounts he's practically giving away this stuff for nothing.
@StukaOswin 3 жыл бұрын
Vamos de la fiesta
@gxd4690 3 жыл бұрын
Ye
@erinroland7 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@noahparnell9583 3 жыл бұрын
I love this comment to much
@carpet_.bomber1683 3 жыл бұрын
Correction he’s giving away nothing for nothing
@alexhall5370 2 жыл бұрын
35:24 As a cashier this bit is hilarious to me
@tiarebaeriswyl1303 Жыл бұрын
Thats a lot of nothing haha
@Hatred1041 9 ай бұрын
The smile 😂
@Simonghostisalegend 6 ай бұрын
I,m supposed to sleep right now But instead i,m dying laughing 😂
@GayHaruspex 2 ай бұрын
This really is how it feels 🤣
@karapalmer7228 Жыл бұрын
Man I've watched this video so many times I've memorized what all the props look like!
@novaz1721 4 жыл бұрын
“It will cost you nothing. Too pricy? Understood.” When you’re too broke to buy free stuff
@ethanxtreme7018 4 жыл бұрын
MysticNovaZ Gaming eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@hamavery6476 4 жыл бұрын
That’s what it’s like with limited internet. People say it’s free what is there to lose?! and I’m in the corner going *hisss* internettt
@lunamoona466 4 жыл бұрын
Yes free isn’t a low enough price. I need you to pay ME to buy your nothing 🤣
@houseofonion6959 4 жыл бұрын
Hey it isn’t free it costs nothing man!
@novaz1721 4 жыл бұрын
HouseofOnion Oh you right. I’ve got too much something to buy nothing
@focalpoint._ 4 жыл бұрын
“You can ride a dragon to aisle 2.” Oh, ok. “You can ride a goat to aisle 2,476.” *_HELL YEAH_*
@sillysock1508 4 жыл бұрын
It's cuz all the shelves are on a straight up mountain so you need a mountain goat lmao
@brewckle 4 жыл бұрын
Maniac Drake aisle 4,567 is on the moon
@furryguest8570 4 жыл бұрын
@@brewckle mount Everest...moon is in the 10,000
@brewckle 4 жыл бұрын
Furry Guest I’ve been to the isle myself and they have R keyboard keys there
@calblack4156 4 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah now we got business
@braedenterry8812 3 жыл бұрын
Pov: You live in detroit and went to go buy groceries.
@MorganRyo 3 жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@krakowski_6237 3 жыл бұрын
Can’t have nothing in Detroit
@randylahey4019 3 жыл бұрын
U mean North Korea
@wannabe-werecat 3 жыл бұрын
is this what detroit is like ive only seen it in dbh /j
@tsunsprite8635 3 жыл бұрын
@@krakowski_6237 cant have nothin
@pilksplayz1288 3 жыл бұрын
He predicted what all stores would be like in the upcoming months
@u121386 4 жыл бұрын
ER: “But we do sell Nothing Cakes, in aisle 12” Aisle 12:
@jam3smcloud 4 жыл бұрын
I like this but also hate it. That is all there is to say.
@tenaciousjape8288 4 жыл бұрын
WoAh
@WanderersEcho 4 жыл бұрын
I wanted nothing not nothing.....
@desbugfan8429 Ай бұрын
2:07
@theguy2628 4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: I too am nothing and Rift is talking to himself.
@steven_0236 4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: Everything is nothing and nobody is talking to anyone
@SrQuack-js6sn 4 жыл бұрын
_Plot twist_ : *The store is actually full but Rift is blind and so are you so you believe him*
@九头金蛇 4 жыл бұрын
plot twist: he is experiencing extreme hallucenations, but is self aware at the same time as being unaware of being self aware
@atomicbezerk7718 4 жыл бұрын
That’s not a twist, that was the intention
@PantsEzTbh 4 жыл бұрын
The nothingness in the store is filled with everything but he sees nothing due to nothing showing proof of nothing
@Max-pi3yx 2 жыл бұрын
This video never fails to help me fall asleep, the Nothing Shop is my Ol’ Reliable when nothing else in Mr. ER’s catalog is working
@benjaminiturriaga9704 2 жыл бұрын
its surprising that ER is still looking at the comments after all this time!
@ClownFromTheYear9998 2 жыл бұрын
I find it surprising this is the only thing he hearted. But also kinda nice.
@agentcheriee 3 жыл бұрын
So this is where the stuff that 「The Hand」scrapes away goes That’s why the store’s so big
@primarose1286 3 жыл бұрын
Okyasu will never understand
@radboxingedits4107 3 жыл бұрын
ZA HANDO DA!
@agentcheriee 3 жыл бұрын
@@primarose1286 Yeah, it’s better if he doesn’t know about this
@manosdyrmishi8682 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh there is so mich air in there
@hortensesnow23 4 жыл бұрын
Speedrunners when they no-clip into the shop before unlocking them
@Scuuba 4 жыл бұрын
Snow23 underrated
@roonster1324 4 жыл бұрын
When your girlfriend says she wants nothing for her birthday
@xI-MIKE-Ix 4 жыл бұрын
LOL Nice comment
@ReyAmv 4 жыл бұрын
Roonster incredible just perfection.
@bruh9626 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao can't relate
@_blacken 4 жыл бұрын
What's a girlfriend? Can you eat it?
@soggy5854 4 жыл бұрын
@@_blacken You can eat a part of it...
@Vallite_God 5 ай бұрын
Could you imagine being the next person in line doing nothing while the cashier takes his sweet time like its absolutely nothing?
@fordsrest 3 жыл бұрын
15:51 when you're forced to give gifts to family members you dont like.
@hydrawith2heads912 4 жыл бұрын
I swear the homeless of this universe must be living like kings
@nothingimportant4105 4 жыл бұрын
hydra in pixlegun LMFAOOO
@mickboudens5751 4 жыл бұрын
Wow
@another_random_ace8820 4 жыл бұрын
Unlike you, who can’t afford the Loud Piggy, apparently.
@KaiserKinectics 4 жыл бұрын
The all have Absolutely Nothing to worry about
@toastcrunch9387 4 жыл бұрын
there probably are no homeless. a home can be made anywhere and cost anything. even nothing, apparently.
@lordziz 4 жыл бұрын
After watching this, “nothing” doesn’t even sound like a word anymore You could say it sounds like nothing
@ThePancakeRenegade 4 жыл бұрын
Lord Ziz I’m happy with this comment so here have my like
@fatherizyoa 4 жыл бұрын
nothing is not a word, it is nothing.
@doubleawakeel7214 4 жыл бұрын
Nah I thought it said something
@omegadragons321 4 жыл бұрын
I trie to type thi com ent but th tingles got m .
@blakemherrera 4 жыл бұрын
my brain... wtf
@joshlee350 3 жыл бұрын
“Hey how much did the soul stone cost you?” Thanos: “nothing”
@googleuser9383 3 жыл бұрын
but is nothing actually void? Or is it merely No Thing? Is the Soul Some Thing? Or Is It No Thing? How do we even define a Thing? An idea apparently isn't a thinkg, so is it No Thing?
@Alice-gr1kb 3 жыл бұрын
with a 10% discount
@hampt3r Ай бұрын
the fact there is a tech company called nothing and i have been to the nothing store and i am commenting on my nothing phone listening with my nothing ear buds makes me very immersed in this video
@stalebananas2377 4 жыл бұрын
His script was an unfilled madlibs book where he just wrote “nothing” in all the slots.
@ciarawilkins9931 4 жыл бұрын
stale bananas are cool also funny joke
@nkracing2 3 жыл бұрын
ok you earned a like loll
@cade9111 3 жыл бұрын
Dude if you think about it , you can actually hear it that way. You have a big brain
@sgt.mittens2451 3 жыл бұрын
Job simulator, it reminds me of that. And after putting that in the microwave it becomes *FOOD, where you can eat the NUTRIENTS* .
@YeetMan. 4 жыл бұрын
Local millionaire shop owner arrested for hypnotizing customers into purchasing air
@botforandroid9029 4 жыл бұрын
One victim says"he didn't hypnotize me"
@micahflynn4342 4 жыл бұрын
he hypnotized nobody, we were there of our own free will
@botforandroid9029 4 жыл бұрын
@@micahflynn4342 r/woooosh
@micahflynn4342 4 жыл бұрын
Bot For Android oh wow you’re so cool, you know what reddit is. if you’re gonna woooosh someone, at least take the time to actually make sure that they’re not joking too.
@botforandroid9029 4 жыл бұрын
@@micahflynn4342 ok damn
@samiam8433 2 жыл бұрын
Toys r us in late 2017’s
@JustADudeInTheInternet Жыл бұрын
I love this nothing shop! Hes giving away all these things for nothings! What a discount
@francescoantoniocrisconio194 4 жыл бұрын
Next video POV: you're the doorbell gremlin being gently fired from the Nothing Shop
@Shadylee420 3 жыл бұрын
Lol that is hilarious. I'd watch it and thumbs up it lol
@ariabritton9669 3 жыл бұрын
Or, "your employer is very understanding and doesn't punish you too harshly for not showing up to work that day, as you are normally very punctual" seems like a better, less stressful alternative
@skele3310 3 жыл бұрын
@@ariabritton9669 "a labor dispute meeting between the owner of the nothing shop and the doorbell gremlin's union over a gremlin needing to miss work because of a dragon attack on gremlin town"
@francescoantoniocrisconio194 3 жыл бұрын
@@skele3310 that's creative, I like it
@butterbagelgaming3654 4 жыл бұрын
"what are you watching" "oh, nothing"
@Tarking434 4 жыл бұрын
ButterBagelGaming no. No. No no. Please just stop 😂🤣
@boney4947 4 жыл бұрын
I hate this pun so much but hate and love you at the same time
@proddezi8372 4 жыл бұрын
bruh i hate and love this so much
@LobotomizedLemon 3 жыл бұрын
When the DM takes playing the merchant-NPC a little too serious
@instantkarma1872 10 ай бұрын
21:15 "I enjoy wearing nothing myself all of the time" and "the manager encourages us workers to wear nothing"💀💀💀
@budvarlager7027 4 жыл бұрын
Ah i see, he also predicts the future in his free time
@madiichan1486 4 жыл бұрын
Simul Ilyena this comment is too damn good
@legostarwarsgonkdroid7317 4 жыл бұрын
Congratulations Sir You made me chuckle You win a.....*Drumroll* A Like!
@Oculus-bi2fo 4 жыл бұрын
Wait..... wait. WAIT... HOLD UP
@newyork1626 4 жыл бұрын
Oh he may be able to predict the future but I have overthrown HELL BECAUSE ALL MY TIME IS FREE TIME
@octokw1 4 жыл бұрын
This comment sucks
@abdelrahmangamal7507 4 жыл бұрын
Him: "it's a bit too rich for your taste" When you can't even afford nothing.
@FionnFisher 3 жыл бұрын
Well now, it costs Absolutely Nothing. If it cost Literally Nothing, or Almost Nothing, or Next to Nothing, I could afford it. But Absolutely Nothing is a bit outside my budget.
@thepissedoffwhitedude969 3 жыл бұрын
@@FionnFisher im too poor to even afford that. i can afford SOMETHING but not NOTHING
@sgt.mittens2451 3 жыл бұрын
Dude your a rare nothing card, BLANK.
@googleuser9383 3 жыл бұрын
In the nothing shop you pay with the time spent to round up your purchase.
@darrenroman1220 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many times he has had to redo this from laughing 😂
@erinroland7 3 жыл бұрын
probably like 2000 times
@manosdyrmishi8682 3 жыл бұрын
I ruined your 69th like you probably gonna respond so you can be in r/rareinsults but whatever you say will not happen and the realize you are useless and just sit back to your pewdiepie 100mil edition chair and olso i know what you would say you would say "i will break you kneecaps" well i broke them already by myself (i hope you enjoy your reddit karma)
@jadetheslime3140 3 жыл бұрын
@@manosdyrmishi8682 did you eat lemons for breakfast that day?
@FICKLEPICKLE_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@jadetheslime3140 r/iatelemonsforbreakfast
@GillianNivesse-vj1pk Жыл бұрын
Probably too many times to count lol
@MunciMunci 2 жыл бұрын
Every other ASMR tuber makes a video from a set universe. ER just made his own universe where everybody looks the same and nobody but the viewer realises and it's brilliant.
@tossi160 4 жыл бұрын
Police officer: Is that a gun? Robber: It’s nothing
@delicioussidefx 4 жыл бұрын
Tossi Gaming thats what Antonio Montana calls ‘em too
@botforandroid9029 4 жыл бұрын
Assassin's Creed movie
@houseofonion6959 4 жыл бұрын
Look out he’s got a nothing! *starts blasting*
@bigsmoke3078 4 жыл бұрын
I'VE GOT NOTHING FULLY LOADED WITH NOTHING
@arothewanderer9451 4 жыл бұрын
ER: "I've run out of ideas" Also ER: So ive made nothing for you guys.
@freddo4304 4 жыл бұрын
Thats why he said I have nothing left That was the video idea
@freddo4304 4 жыл бұрын
@@aussie4237 emeral rift
@bennettbatten4181 3 жыл бұрын
Friend: Oh yeah I'm real lax about clothes at home I'm usually just in pajamas. What about you? Me: 21:15
@notboshy0644 4 жыл бұрын
Mumbo: today I brought you guys a tutorial on how to make a easy and really useful redstone contraption for your survival world! the redstone contraption tutorial: 7:10 - 8:22
@W_Anthony14 4 жыл бұрын
Ang3lR1os this is genuinely funny
@_bellona_792 4 жыл бұрын
Underrated af
@twojacksandanace3847 4 жыл бұрын
Lol, not sure how many people will understand a Minecraft joke like this but yeah this is pretty accurate, Etho and others will make this amazing and complex contraption and say look I did it in 3 hours it’s so easy!
@whoisnolann 4 жыл бұрын
Pick up your boats and hoes, and have a fantastic time
@coolfool4950 4 жыл бұрын
I understand this and I’m chuffed to pieces about it
@matthewgrobel5587 4 жыл бұрын
So THATS why dad is gone, he’s still at the nothing store
@botforandroid9029 4 жыл бұрын
Oh
@thinh3554 4 жыл бұрын
@@botforandroid9029 dark
@mokimo2615 4 жыл бұрын
But he said he was getting milk, wheres the milk
@botforandroid9029 4 жыл бұрын
@@mokimo2615 I'm getting scared your serious
@callmemarston3310 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah sure...
@Radioactivity-fj5xg 2 жыл бұрын
The way he says Nothing is fantastic, he says it the same way everytime, its perfect, I love it.
@Kaitanji 3 жыл бұрын
I love how he just extinguishes the word “nothing” in every sentence from every other word every time he says it
@googleuser9383 3 жыл бұрын
he pronounces it like the word he just replaced. Makes it sound much more believable and less satirical.
@viper_7712 4 жыл бұрын
us as kids: “mom, can we go to the store to get a toy?” mom: “sure, but i choose the store.” *the store she always chose:*
@vampyreteef 4 жыл бұрын
It's always the worst store 🙄
@stefanmunteanu2855 4 жыл бұрын
End if she meats an old frend My mind :this litele manuver is gana cost us 10000 years
@letitliv6984 4 жыл бұрын
viper_77 lol
@Netradon 4 жыл бұрын
Stefan Munteanu Fr tho
@Dracot1c 4 жыл бұрын
When mom chooses the adult store 😳
@Cobyba 4 жыл бұрын
this is where timmy turner's dad bought his trophy
@adamdedumdum6479 4 жыл бұрын
I know it is said a lot, but underrated comment.
@natey_boi7002 4 жыл бұрын
Underrated, this comment is
@Mkmcco 4 жыл бұрын
impressed with your creativity is what i am
@natey_boi7002 4 жыл бұрын
impressed by who's creativity, are you?"
@Mkmcco 4 жыл бұрын
Cobyba
@choquittomaluco7781 2 жыл бұрын
When you push the NPC out of the items he was interacting, but he stills doing the animations:
@greenytoaster 2 жыл бұрын
lmao
@mustafridaida6334 2 жыл бұрын
When robbers are trying to rob the nothing store:where are the things!
@WhataGunnR 4 жыл бұрын
Ah, I see Rift has officially joined the “International League of Gentlemen with Goatees” Cheers, my dude
@tex8564 4 жыл бұрын
Is Gun Jesus included in this fantastic League?
@matheoo8079 4 жыл бұрын
oh that might be a spoiler !
@CounterCurseMantra 4 жыл бұрын
A man among men.
@jackeisen2204 4 жыл бұрын
ILGG
@unitedwestand160 4 жыл бұрын
ILOGWG
@doomageton7315 4 жыл бұрын
Wife: I’m gonna go to the store Him: what are you buying Wife:nothing Him: idea
@garfielduberviess3051 4 жыл бұрын
Your name is spelled wrong
@St4ri23 4 жыл бұрын
@@garfielduberviess3051 lol how u know it was an accident?
@EndGame2220YouTubeGaming 4 жыл бұрын
@@St4ri23 i was an accident
@j1mmy_ 4 жыл бұрын
@@EndGame2220KZfaqGaming same
@allbottledup9513 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Most of us were
@aidanadkins5922 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: All the stuff is actually there, but only higher beings can shop at this store, so all we see and hear is nothing.
@kisenburg2313 Жыл бұрын
This is def the episodes where SpongeBob and Patrick play in the cardboard box
@bruce8873 4 жыл бұрын
Legit losing it whenever he says 'nothing' because he says it the same way every time, and it just gets funnier with every time he says it.
@raienx5171 4 жыл бұрын
T Rogers Youre a hero Bro
@raienx5171 4 жыл бұрын
And you did that for absolutly nothing:)
@Madii_78 4 жыл бұрын
@@tidalrogers4488 your comment deserves more likes
@desbugfan8429 Жыл бұрын
"is there *nothing* else I can help you with?"
@Biscuit-Triscuit 4 жыл бұрын
“It’s quite a hefty price tag. It will cost you absolutely nothing” What do I look like I’m made of nothing or something?!
@entity42 4 жыл бұрын
But you _are_ made of something!
@genericguy6382 4 жыл бұрын
@@entity42 yes, but that _something_ is *nothing*
@naughtymelon6712 4 жыл бұрын
Nothing can be something if you feel it is something, and something can be nothing if you feel it is nothing
@ThePancakeRenegade 4 жыл бұрын
You look like you’re made of something but the item you want is made of nothing
@iiisaturn 4 жыл бұрын
If nothing can be made into something it must be empty or interactable
@saigohoshizora2203 Жыл бұрын
What a lovely idea, had me with a smile all throught
@ian8lisle572 3 жыл бұрын
Is it a truly massive store with near infinite nothing, or a normal sized store of implied nothing, and the description of how massive the selection of nothing is in it of itself nothing.
@googleuser9383 3 жыл бұрын
I don't understand how the nothing STORE can have multiple FLOORS, but you can take a rocket (as in spaceship) to reach some of them. At first I thought the store may be open-air, but how could it have multiple floors then?
@nunyabidness4660 4 жыл бұрын
Uncle Rift: The only person that can make a video about nothing that's entertaining
@deermeat311 4 жыл бұрын
Average Alien please stop
@pixlice8181 4 жыл бұрын
Yea don’t call him uncle that’s just weird only do it if your actually close to him if not don’t it’s wired an cringy.
@Christian_509 4 жыл бұрын
@@deermeat311 r/woooosh
@Christian_509 4 жыл бұрын
@@pixlice8181 r/woooooooosh
@pixlice8181 4 жыл бұрын
cudder mist there is no joke here that is going over my head your just being cringy with you calling him uncle
@madelineridgy1237 4 жыл бұрын
“Mum can we go to the shop” “We have a shop at home” -shop at home
@ddh186 4 жыл бұрын
Your name suggests that you're a dude, but your pfp deceives me, I am confused!!!
@jerm9864 4 жыл бұрын
Æg Egg What about “Madds” makes you think it’s a guy lmao sounds like Maddison to me
@ddh186 4 жыл бұрын
@@jerm9864 Oh well, just Mads is a guys name here in Denmark
@potato2248 4 жыл бұрын
your gay and a stupid moron eggman
@derbyjr 4 жыл бұрын
Illuminati ok chill out kid.
@Timothy_Million Жыл бұрын
I just spent hours scrolling through terrifying and depressing shorts with a few minorly funny ones in between I honestly needed this, rift never fails to disappoint or entertain (I made this a month ago) what I meant to say was rift never disappoints and never fails to entertain
@kianplummer5806 7 ай бұрын
This is the Mrs favourite store! She buys all her favourite responses from the Replies and denies section on aisle -5 She finds that *nothing* Works great when asked “Whats wrong?”
@naroh1989 4 жыл бұрын
store clerk: what are you purchasing today ? me: nothing store clerk: excellent choice
@grimsville2501 4 жыл бұрын
That will be £5
@grimsville2501 4 жыл бұрын
Would you like your receipt
@starpulverizer227 4 жыл бұрын
*prints receipt*
@grimsville2501 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for shopping at Tesco's
@R34GrimShadow 4 жыл бұрын
"Our quaint little shop" "Aisle 2476 I believe" As I'm sure you have already noticed with your own eyes our store is quite massive" "Schedule a flight, take a train, a bus, a Dragon, a goat" "We offer temporary living quarters" So the store is actually the size of a star destroyer
@cowuwu1 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve noticed that too, just starts small and only got bigger and bigger
@Darthlevidious 4 жыл бұрын
The store is the size of nothing.
@falloutgod1073 4 жыл бұрын
Naw it the infinite IKEA
@DeltaPlays27 4 жыл бұрын
naw fam it's the size of the trappist-1 star
@clockjaw5189 4 жыл бұрын
The god of fallout None Ah yes the SCP foundation, where they keep all their Nothing in containment
@asmidgeofunruly 3 жыл бұрын
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched this video since it came out. It simply brings me loads of serotonin.
@specificrim9186 11 ай бұрын
“Crap! I’m gonna miss my flight to aisle #1,524!”
@kianplummer755 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: EA’s games when you dont buy DLC (edit) some of you dont understand why i use the “Nobody” meme format, guys the video is all about nothing.. so it made sense to use nobody ;)
@Marawan 4 жыл бұрын
That's such an awesome comment
@kianplummer755 4 жыл бұрын
Marwan Mahmoud cheers 😂
@redhood4457 4 жыл бұрын
Kian Plummer Very True
@donutsteelthisname1088 4 жыл бұрын
ea bad nobody funny
@lillie3029 4 жыл бұрын
Kian Plummer the nobo... OH i get it its the nothing store
@baseg815 4 жыл бұрын
"Our quaint little store" *"Aisle 2476"*
@soarvulture2746 4 жыл бұрын
“Our quaint little store” “Grabs Binoculars”
@snitzelberry8006 4 жыл бұрын
"Our quaint little store" *"Swirling vortex"*
@CopyNinjaJay 4 жыл бұрын
*You can schedule a flight, take a train, bus... A dragon, a goat*
@ltbubbas 4 жыл бұрын
maybe the aisles are just incredibly small
@gangstakittie7699 4 жыл бұрын
Literally read this as it happened it was so sketchy
@Harrdigan 3 ай бұрын
My favorite of his videos always come back to it even years later
@hyperpuppy2 3 жыл бұрын
I can see “nothing” wrong with the creativity of this video. Keep up the good work.
@turdsandwich2068 4 жыл бұрын
the chips section probably has lays
@justanobodywithamic 4 жыл бұрын
I actually work in the distribution and manufacturing company that deals with them and many other chip brands, and I can confirm that it’s required that every bag when manufactured has a required amount of nothing per bag. 👍
@guobibi 4 жыл бұрын
pringles must be sold out then 😵😵
@sillysock1508 4 жыл бұрын
Wth why's my bag of air filled half way with chips 🤷🤷🤷🤷😂😂😂
@williamlebron750 4 жыл бұрын
@Jake Lyman that would still equal to "nothing"
@jorgemeraz8666 4 жыл бұрын
@@justanobodywithamic But why!? D:
@romanrattler550 4 жыл бұрын
I want a sequel to this, except he’s an adventurer, the title is called; “The Search For Nothing Valuable”
@xthylultynil2359 4 жыл бұрын
Phantom Nothing Nothing Tendency Nothing Crusaders Nothing is Unbreakable Golden Nothing Nothing Ocean Steel Ball Nothing
@johns1894 4 жыл бұрын
Shouldn't it be a prequel? Him searching for nothing valuable to put in his store full of nothing.
@rooksbunny8318 4 жыл бұрын
Xthyl Ultynil BITCH EYE-
@Gj_ow 4 жыл бұрын
@@xthylultynil2359 relatable
@kmac291 4 жыл бұрын
Amazing world of nothing Nothing universe Infinity nothing Nothing go Nothing of the creek OK K.O let’s be nothing Ben nothing Over the nothing Nothing time Only on Nothing Network
@BlitzkriegEditionOfficial 7 ай бұрын
Now we need a “something shop” where the items are in a constant quantum superstition of being everything and nothing at the same time and constantly change form.
@yenchey3270 Жыл бұрын
That is a brilliant inside-joke merch item idea. Nothing Trading Cards. Cards with literally nothing, except a number and a rarity marker. No stats, no decription, just a transparent piece of foil showing you... nothing.
@bloodredmooseisntshort4478 4 жыл бұрын
He looks like he’s ready for some Kentucky Fried Nothing
@fatherizyoa 4 жыл бұрын
The McDonald’s in this store be like *Brand new Big Nothing*
@fightmefatima992 4 жыл бұрын
The new PopEye's chicken nothing
@fatherizyoa 4 жыл бұрын
with a side of nothing fries and nothing soda for nothing.
@robertfairbank4114 4 жыл бұрын
OOF
@TheDeathChamber10 4 жыл бұрын
Some KFC
@samueljorge3171 4 жыл бұрын
This is probably the nicest scammer I've ever met Edit: nvm everything costs nothing lol
@Mr.Soupik 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, this is some of the highest quality nothing I haven’t seen!
@Tarking434 4 жыл бұрын
Bro. He has the best nothing ever. It’s literally worth nothing. It’s the best
@ceranopierce 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah tf you on about, this is the same guy who sells anything and everything
@Tarking434 4 жыл бұрын
Tea Drinker and nothing
@solarbbx 4 жыл бұрын
Wait, you've met scammers?
@kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331 2 жыл бұрын
16:40 he looks so proud of his joke
@flamingthesaiyan8800 2 жыл бұрын
2 years old and still one of my favorites yes, i have been waiting for this moment and yes, i did search for this video specifically
@hindenpeter1 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine getting lost in the nothing shop and having to survive off of the products
@cloaker5445 3 жыл бұрын
At least you can smoke a bit nothing while you try to leave
@YellowStarLine 3 жыл бұрын
@lonk SCP 3008 has a bunch of stuff inside, including food, it gets mysteriously restocked every night or week... Something like that
@YellowStarLine 3 жыл бұрын
I WOULD TURN INTO NOTHING... THE STORE WOULD CONSUME ME!
@Punkan23 2 жыл бұрын
Ok that was a knife I rubbed across my palm, not a stick to make a fire . Where's the bandaids. *trips* ooh is this numbing gel. DAMMIT THIS IS ALCOHOL IT JUST BURNED EVEN MORE.
@ClownFromTheYear9998 2 жыл бұрын
@@cloaker5445 * tastes like nothing. * . . . And Oreo Flavored Tobacco.
@iamsatire2883 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: he accidentally spilled invisible paint on the stuff and was too lazy to clean it
@Bmurray-u5l 3 жыл бұрын
Because he cares about N O T H I N G
@alexmartinez5859 3 жыл бұрын
Careful. It stains clothes.
@kingkunta7164 3 жыл бұрын
@@alexmartinez5859 last time I checked it did nothing
@yans2821 3 жыл бұрын
@@kingkunta7164 did you check or was it... invisible?
@mylife-23 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@alphawolf9503 9 ай бұрын
This store is massive, But yet it has nothing.
@sheathekildrik2099 2 жыл бұрын
Okay, I gotta admit, this is one unique idea. A shop with nothing that costs nothing. The miming of the objects and the voice saying nothing in the same tone sells it perfectly.
@louthinator 4 жыл бұрын
this man literally produces entertaining ASMR out of nothing. Edit: damn that's a lot of likes. I'll be sure to pick you all up something from the Nothing shop! enjoy your nothing!
@cayotavares7675 4 жыл бұрын
nice one
@theoreomaster2044 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao I see what you did there
@marccram2664 4 жыл бұрын
Nothing is funnier than something
@nickh9712 4 жыл бұрын
ive never seen anyone else produce a 38 minute video about literally nothing lol
@louthinator 4 жыл бұрын
@@nickh9712 well, there are videos out there that are just hours of blank screens but he somehow made nothing entertaining
@lakloron 4 жыл бұрын
“A small price to pay for nothing”
@unity__3829 3 жыл бұрын
He misspelled salvation lol
@smartii3s 3 жыл бұрын
Unity Roberts no it’s deliberate
@catarmour4572 3 жыл бұрын
Woooosh
@falconeshield 3 жыл бұрын
America's motto since 2016
@RegressorJin 3 жыл бұрын
@@catarmour4572 it’s r/woosh
@gavina.w.h7078 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe we could get the anything shop,or the everything shop next?
@proddommmm Жыл бұрын
Lets just respect the fact that he was sitting there for 40 minutes and talk about nothing
@panzer0357 4 жыл бұрын
Ephemeral Rift drinking game: -Drink once every time he says 'nothing' At the end of it, you will see everything.
@joemcfloe 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like even shots would give me alcohol poisoning
@kyro8559 4 жыл бұрын
i think you’ll end up seeing nothing pretty quick
@lillie3029 4 жыл бұрын
panzer0357 69th like lol
@nethose 4 жыл бұрын
@@kyro8559 lmao
@derianarce2686 4 жыл бұрын
Man...youd die of some severe liver damage 5 minutes in 🤣🤣
@jasonk1540 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like that needs to be a real thing: "Nothing Insurance - So you have nothing to worry about"
@devpatel7154 4 жыл бұрын
Jason Klugh facts 😂
@RaphaelO12398 4 жыл бұрын
@Trinity Logue yeah i thought the same it's kinda paradoxal
@alex.italics 4 жыл бұрын
If you made this into an actual thing just your catchphrase will make you a competitor.
@szuzin 3 жыл бұрын
This video is a testament to how funny you are, ER. I laughed every time you mentioned how nothing would cost nothing, and the comically long receipt at the end had me in stitches.
@whyamionline8731 3 жыл бұрын
Oh would you look at that, for some reason I wanted to watch this specific video which was uploaded exactly a year ago. Happy Anniversary to the grand old Nothing Shop!
@nemuriyagi 4 жыл бұрын
Uncle Rift: "The Day I Run Out of ideas" Also Uncle Rift: "Would you like to purchase nothing? Yes? Great!"
@persephone9084 4 жыл бұрын
thebrushking i‘m so glad he did NOT run out of ideas
@pixlice8181 4 жыл бұрын
thebrushking don’t call him uncle rift it’s weird and cringe
@tomfrost419 4 жыл бұрын
PixlIce shut up daddy
@pixlice8181 4 жыл бұрын
Dr Dank meme I am not your father nor I have children of any sorts
@alexandersassaman1822 4 жыл бұрын
@@pixlice8181 Give me the truth, daddy. The cold hard truth.
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