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From "The Office": an American television mockumentary sitcom broadcast on NBC. Created as an adaptation by Greg Daniels of the British series of the same name, it is a mockumentary that follows the day-to-day lives of the employees of the Scranton, Pennsylvania branch of Dunder Mifflin, a fictional paper supply company. The series stars Steve Carell as Michael Scott, John Krasinski as Jim Halpert, Jenna Fischer as Pam Beesly and Rainn Wilson as Dwight Schrute.
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@ComedyBites
@ComedyBites Жыл бұрын
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@ryanguerin6556
@ryanguerin6556 Жыл бұрын
I love how 90% of this is Dwight and Michael overreacting
@VicRattl3h3ad
@VicRattl3h3ad Жыл бұрын
Oh you don't even KNOW what overreacting is. It's about to get all OVERREACTING up in here!!!
@miranda13c
@miranda13c Жыл бұрын
Most of the chaos on this show starts for that very reason 😂
@december1to31
@december1to31 Жыл бұрын
I would be shocked if it wasn't
@Missrere1984
@Missrere1984 Жыл бұрын
I knew it would be mostly them
@Dumbunny420
@Dumbunny420 Жыл бұрын
I too probably go more feral when overreacting that any other time
@sampurnabanerjee7565
@sampurnabanerjee7565 Жыл бұрын
I'm surprised creed had so little screen time in this video
@misabelrodriguez1163
@misabelrodriguez1163 Жыл бұрын
I think they are only showing the clips that actually shows the crime being done, Creed's more interesting and probably funny crimes are often done off-screen unfortunately
@pepperroni6252
@pepperroni6252 Жыл бұрын
Wdym Creed would never commit a crime
@heathholmes7075
@heathholmes7075 Жыл бұрын
Creed commits crimes off camera
@jonathancampbell5231
@jonathancampbell5231 Жыл бұрын
@@pepperroni6252 William Charles Schneider on the other hand...
@jessicaaitken8858
@jessicaaitken8858 Жыл бұрын
Same hahaha
@DokkaChapman
@DokkaChapman Жыл бұрын
Meredith adding some bull tranquilizer to her "coffee" is such a mood.
@scrannerz42
@scrannerz42 Жыл бұрын
No it's not? She's adding something to her drink, nowhere does it say it's a mood
@kame8084
@kame8084 Жыл бұрын
@@scrannerz42 what
@CoCo1989
@CoCo1989 Жыл бұрын
Somehow I have watched this episode numerous times and managed to miss this joke every single time 😂
@DokkaChapman
@DokkaChapman Жыл бұрын
@@scrannerz42 I see someone's never been stuck doing overtime on a Tuesday evening.
@rapzyz
@rapzyz Жыл бұрын
@@DokkaChapman its because it is not a mood.
@provacu
@provacu Жыл бұрын
“I am an adult: I don’t have to think or do anything” - the phrase is underrated and deep in a way
@Wolffman109
@Wolffman109 Жыл бұрын
Pretty much sums up my relationship with my parents.
@ire1398
@ire1398 Жыл бұрын
It describes the philosophy of every school board in the US.
@ajgerbi
@ajgerbi Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the quote “I’m an *american* , I don’t ‘have’ to understand ANYTHING.” From Scream Queens.
@mpj20000
@mpj20000 Жыл бұрын
Just remember, it's just TV., it's not real, and adults actually do know more than dependents.
@razofdead
@razofdead 11 ай бұрын
@@mpj20000 not really
@kanaadpathak
@kanaadpathak Жыл бұрын
Somehow I still fail to understand how Stanley didn’t die from being impaled when he fell forwards while the tranquilizer was still stuck to the front his body
@bubbahepp5045
@bubbahepp5045 Жыл бұрын
I think that every time I see that or any other scene like it in movies.
@user-vt4hd8hb4v
@user-vt4hd8hb4v Жыл бұрын
@@bubbahepp5045 me too lol
@hollyspence2172
@hollyspence2172 Жыл бұрын
@GenericName you seriously put a thought I’ve had my mind going crazy for years to rest rn
@cameronmcallister7606
@cameronmcallister7606 Жыл бұрын
@GenericName Yeah for real, these things are meant to be somewhat malleable so that, at worst, you have the needle point left in. Otherwise you'd be at risk of killing the animal you tranquilised.
@valerie82848
@valerie82848 Жыл бұрын
I just commented about this thank you
@JesusChristMarie
@JesusChristMarie Жыл бұрын
“It’s better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally than a stranger on purpose” The satire of Dwight is amazing. There are so many lines from him that stab right at the heart of so many things. “Oscar went to his grandmothers funeral in Mexico when he was five. What does this mean to a US law enforcement officer? He’s a potential drug mule.” “Better to lock up 1,000 innocent men than to let one guilty man go free”
@brandywinebridget
@brandywinebridget Жыл бұрын
God, I can walk 20 miles in any direction and find at least a few guys that would say more or less those exact lines with a straight face
@pokaay3163
@pokaay3163 Жыл бұрын
@@brandywinebridget and that’s insane
@Alxnick
@Alxnick Жыл бұрын
@@brandywinebridget The first one has a grim logic to it. I'd rather be accidentally hit by a 2x4 helping my brother with a renovation than some weirdo clubbing me from behind so he can rob me.
@ExtremeSquared
@ExtremeSquared Жыл бұрын
​@@brandywinebridget If you live in an urban area, you could probably walk 1 mile in any direction and find a thousand people that would be on board with the last one.
@brandywinebridget
@brandywinebridget Жыл бұрын
@@ExtremeSquared well, yeah - given the population density of urban areas, you could walk a mile in any direction and find a lot of people expressing just about any opinion lol Big cities are pretty diverse places.
@IntensePeppers
@IntensePeppers Жыл бұрын
"Phyllis, you're a married woman" always kills me
@iloveass8851
@iloveass8851 Жыл бұрын
The delivery is 10/10
@JB-pz6bm
@JB-pz6bm Жыл бұрын
same!! i came here to say that 😂 7:30
@cammybear-x
@cammybear-x Жыл бұрын
fr 😭
@reeceytaylor
@reeceytaylor Жыл бұрын
Imagine not including Creed's Halloween murder or the wild west one where he drives off
@ana21cg
@ana21cg Жыл бұрын
or when he steals blood from the drive
@eliasswift2921
@eliasswift2921 Жыл бұрын
a *lot* of creed scenes were left out of this video i'm greatly disappointed
@reeceytaylor
@reeceytaylor Жыл бұрын
@@eliasswift2921 I think the video would be 20 minutes long
@jesse5658
@jesse5658 Жыл бұрын
I just wish he'd had more scenes in the show!! He was freaking hilarious
@reeceytaylor
@reeceytaylor Жыл бұрын
@@jesse5658 Nah. He's the kind of character you don't overuse. Give them standout moments every so often but not all the time because then it won't be special
@sleepyone05
@sleepyone05 Жыл бұрын
That bad weed hemp joke is gold
@ivankinakin7231
@ivankinakin7231 Жыл бұрын
“The real crime I think…was the beard.” Best line in the video 😂😂😂
@MrShreyz
@MrShreyz Жыл бұрын
"The gun is just an accessory for the holster" -Dwight Schrute
@MrNomadd
@MrNomadd Жыл бұрын
8:03 the only weapon he has to put his mouth to, he keeps inside of a toilet
@theveryworstluck1894
@theveryworstluck1894 Жыл бұрын
"Today, smoking is gonna save lives." Might be my favorite line ever written in anything
@Ismael-kc3ry
@Ismael-kc3ry 11 ай бұрын
Iconic.
@nash6202
@nash6202 3 ай бұрын
He has 420 likes NOBODY TOUCH THE LIKE BUTTON
@JohnSmith-gj6md
@JohnSmith-gj6md Жыл бұрын
"What did you just call him?!" "A loser!" "What did you say?!" "A loser" "What?!" "A loser!" "What was that word?!" "A loser!"
@Missrere1984
@Missrere1984 Жыл бұрын
"Stop making him say it!!"
@joelee624
@joelee624 Жыл бұрын
Lol 😂
@promofe16
@promofe16 Жыл бұрын
It always kills me when the pizza delivery boy calls Michael a loser and Dwight’s keep it going like “what did you just call him? What? What did you say?!” Lmaooo
@alliepettaway
@alliepettaway Жыл бұрын
I love how Dwight hides the blowdart, the only weapon that you need to use your mouth for, in the toilet lol
@eternalsmiley9181
@eternalsmiley9181 8 ай бұрын
His blowodart doesn't need a mouth. At the beginning he is pressuring it with air.
@Jhood05SCP
@Jhood05SCP 8 ай бұрын
​@@eternalsmiley9181Later in the vid it shows a blowgun in the back of the toilet
@Bahr-im7pn
@Bahr-im7pn 6 ай бұрын
@@eternalsmiley9181 8:04
@anthonywozniak7373
@anthonywozniak7373 4 ай бұрын
I mean.. it's the toilet tank. You could drink that water.
@Bahr-im7pn
@Bahr-im7pn 4 ай бұрын
@@anthonywozniak7373 The operative word is "toilet."
@toxico1152
@toxico1152 Жыл бұрын
So in the finale, the office workers all got to see this “documentary”. That means they all would’ve seen Creeds comments. I think we needed more of a reaction from that
@jyphoric999
@jyphoric999 Жыл бұрын
thisss i wanted more reactions from them in the finale 😭😭😂
@PamIAmChronicles
@PamIAmChronicles Жыл бұрын
"Can you just let me out of here before whatever comes next?' lmfao
@JBM425
@JBM425 Жыл бұрын
It shows that Clark/Dwight Jr. has been there long enough to understand how Dwight rolls.
@tiredman99
@tiredman99 Жыл бұрын
Poor Clark lmao 🤣
@Lexsaysss
@Lexsaysss Жыл бұрын
Love this but you need to do a part 2 where Jim and Dwight casually embezzling from the company is included lmao
@M_SC
@M_SC Жыл бұрын
When?
@Lexsaysss
@Lexsaysss Жыл бұрын
@@M_SC can’t remember the season off the top of my head (maybe 6 or 7?) but it’s when Jo is still around and Sabre’s put a cap on the amount of money salespeople can make for the year, so Jim and Dwight create a fake employee who gets all of the extra money from their sales 💀
@Drakonix115
@Drakonix115 Жыл бұрын
@@Lexsaysss I remember seeing this and thinking “hold up, isn’t that a felony?” And then just acting like it’s fine
@Lexsaysss
@Lexsaysss Жыл бұрын
@@Drakonix115 same lol
@digitalhistory8526
@digitalhistory8526 Жыл бұрын
@@Lexsaysss Season 8 Episode 23: Turf War (just thought I'd put it up for anyone curious)
@francismonachino9392
@francismonachino9392 Жыл бұрын
7:20 Dwight as usual prepared to kill for the office.
@TheBehm08
@TheBehm08 Жыл бұрын
Say what you will about Dwight and his ridiculousness. He will kill for the office and he’s loyal af
@GrahamChapman
@GrahamChapman Жыл бұрын
I was the victim of identity theft and impersonation a few years ago... The police found the perp eating cheetos and crying in bed while some sappy nerdcore music was playing on his laptop... Have to admit I was impressed, dude really went for it.
@MLBlue30
@MLBlue30 Жыл бұрын
Very nice self depreciation.
@nachyomoney3598
@nachyomoney3598 Жыл бұрын
Everytime Merideth rolls onto the windshield kills me!🤣🤣
@AndromedaMoon888
@AndromedaMoon888 Жыл бұрын
thankfully it didn't kill her!
@anothergenericgamer_
@anothergenericgamer_ Жыл бұрын
Ryan is the only one held accountable for his actions “police” wise 😂
@CelloMaster2000
@CelloMaster2000 Жыл бұрын
Accountable*
@anothergenericgamer_
@anothergenericgamer_ Жыл бұрын
@@CelloMaster2000 Yikes! I must have screwed up the spelling so bad for auto correct to come up with what listed hahaha thanks
@toptenguy1
@toptenguy1 Жыл бұрын
Except Creed in the very last episode. lol
@straight.outta.humantraffi3504
@straight.outta.humantraffi3504 Жыл бұрын
"its better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally, than a stranger on purpose." - Dwight - my hero
@ethanporto1745
@ethanporto1745 Жыл бұрын
I’d like to think Michael just took a drag off a cigarette and assumed it was a joint because the lip ring 😂😂😂
@chalwe4086
@chalwe4086 Жыл бұрын
I straight up lost it when Oscar with a straight face said, "the real crime I think... was the beard" 😂😂😂😂omg
@youssef_arafat
@youssef_arafat Жыл бұрын
Even though I saw this show more times than I care to remember, Creed never fails to make me laugh out loud when he says, "if that's flashing, then lock me up" with that look of boredom on his face. 😂
@ThePercyJacksonDude
@ThePercyJacksonDude 5 ай бұрын
It’s funny how often they tell the camera crew about crimes they’ve committed as if this documentary will never air and no one will ever find out.
@mcpete912
@mcpete912 Жыл бұрын
6:25 Great Uncle HONK 😂😂😂
@TheRedDeadRanger
@TheRedDeadRanger Жыл бұрын
"No need to be alarmed this is just a man pointing a bull tranquilizer at a coworker." -Dwight Schrute
@daniellewis2133
@daniellewis2133 Жыл бұрын
I love how Dwight knows how to do such a variety of tasks.
@terrifryday3641
@terrifryday3641 Жыл бұрын
07:30 Phyllis you're a married woman 😭😭😭
@wrenmason7173
@wrenmason7173 Жыл бұрын
I like how Creed says “that I swiped from the sheriff’s station”.
@salty_marshmall0w938
@salty_marshmall0w938 Жыл бұрын
just so casually
@moonscar119
@moonscar119 Жыл бұрын
Am I the only person that cringes when people fall onto things impaled in them? The thought of Stanly having three tranqs bury into his body sends shivers down my spine
@katiereads45
@katiereads45 Жыл бұрын
Same, I had a physical reaction
@_kainzow9365
@_kainzow9365 Жыл бұрын
This just tells me you don't understand how tranquilizer darts work.
@moonscar119
@moonscar119 Жыл бұрын
@@_kainzow9365 I'm well aware how they work... however they work slow and a person would be able to pull them out before being overcome by the drugs. They are still hypodermic stuck in you
@_kainzow9365
@_kainzow9365 Жыл бұрын
@@moonscar119 yes that are specifically made to break off if fallen on.
@nomo9344
@nomo9344 Жыл бұрын
Am I the only person who cringes when people think this show is actually funny?
@clautoca
@clautoca Жыл бұрын
the lack of creed moments here is criminal
@adammarch9604
@adammarch9604 Жыл бұрын
That's why it's on the list
@Supergenism
@Supergenism Жыл бұрын
michael’s delayed exhale after he hits meredith always cracks me up 🤣 01:46
@ohmygoshitscole
@ohmygoshitscole Жыл бұрын
Anyone ever wonder what happened to those darts after Stanley fell onto them?
@brycekeeter3611
@brycekeeter3611 Жыл бұрын
I felt alone in obsessing over which way he fell.
@analea6531
@analea6531 Жыл бұрын
That thought never left my mind
@gardenlover9663
@gardenlover9663 Жыл бұрын
I thought about it, and I winced. Yeoooouch!
@dizsun7428
@dizsun7428 Жыл бұрын
It goes into his system
@theboy1625
@theboy1625 Жыл бұрын
I think that every time someone falls forward with darts in them
@kristinberdis2827
@kristinberdis2827 Жыл бұрын
“I think you’re under thinking it.”
@ComedyBites
@ComedyBites Жыл бұрын
shout out to one of our viewers, music lover, who came up with the idea for this video!
@EvilSnips
@EvilSnips Жыл бұрын
I was waiting on this one too! thanks to whoever runs this channel for listening to the viewers!
@joebenzz
@joebenzz Жыл бұрын
Is he called "Music Lover" or are you referring to him as a music lover?
@liammmmmmmmmmm
@liammmmmmmmmmm Жыл бұрын
thabks music lober
@liammmmmmmmmmm
@liammmmmmmmmmm Жыл бұрын
@@EvilSnips no problem
@TheOnlySolipsist
@TheOnlySolipsist Жыл бұрын
“If that’s flashing, lock me up.” 😂
@the_sockdolager
@the_sockdolager Жыл бұрын
Basically all I use KZfaq for now is The Office, Parks and Rec, Superstore, and B99 so this channel really helps with that, and it's much appreciated.
@gnomecaveira1490
@gnomecaveira1490 Жыл бұрын
Lol, can we just talk about how Meredith just casually puts the tranquilizer in her coffee? 🤦🏼‍♂️💀💀
@danv2888
@danv2888 Жыл бұрын
There already is a comment about that. Go join that argument.
@williamalton5519
@williamalton5519 Жыл бұрын
I wanna point something crazy out about the tranquilizer bit. There is so much to unpack in just that one scene, but as a medic, I wanna unpack the implications of what Dwight did. The drug he used appears to be etorphine based on the vial. Etorphine is a synthetic opioid similar to morphine, except about 8k-15k time more potent than morphine. It’s not used on bulls: it’s used on rhinos and elephants and animals of that size. A dose of 5 mg is often sufficient to fully sedate a grown African Elephant. The average blowdart has enough space for 3 mL of fluid, so if he used a standard vial, which has 2.25 mg per mL. That’s 6.75 mg of etorphine, which is almost 1.5 times (1.35 to be exact) of the dose of etorphine for a ELEPHANT. He hit him with THREE DARTS. That’s 20.25 mg of etorphine. That is wild. Also, for context, the LD50, or the dose that kills 50% of those exposed, in humans for etorphine is 30 MICROgrams. Stanley got 20,250 micrograms. That is 675 times the LETHAL dose of etorphine. Anyone who can get access to etorphine should know this (my guess is Dwight got access through his farm somehow). That means Dwight knows this would be virtually guaranteed to kill Stanley. That’s 1st degree murder at worst, and voluntary manslaughter at best. Not to mention the possessive of an illegal substance (etorphine is Schedule 1 in the US, same as heroin), or misuse of a controlled substance if he has the Schedule 2 version. Also owning a blowgun is a misdemeanor in PA, but that’s the least of his issues. Not to mention the additional kidnapping and battery (from yeeting him down the stairs) charges. That whole situation might the the worst act committed on the show. Also I’m convinced Meredith isn’t human considering she added it to her coffee and lived.
@awehellnah
@awehellnah Жыл бұрын
”coffee” knowing merideth it’s prolly straight smirnoff which definitely won’t go well w any opiate
@gudduentertains
@gudduentertains 10 ай бұрын
I believe Stanley has more body fat than three grown adult African Elephants. 😂
@billgateskilledmyuncle23
@billgateskilledmyuncle23 Жыл бұрын
Meredith squeezing tranquilizer juice into her coffee after watching it knock Stanley out is underrated.
@slamfire6005
@slamfire6005 Жыл бұрын
“If that’s flashing then lock me up” lol
@darkpaw1522
@darkpaw1522 Жыл бұрын
9:42 I always felt bad that Dwight had betrayed his morals for Michael. He looks so defeated.
@ethanporto1745
@ethanporto1745 Жыл бұрын
“He’s that kid that sneaks on my farm and steals my hemp” “Yea I know that guy, he’s the farmer that grows really crappy weed” 😂😂😂😂 I work in the weed industry and this made me laugh way too hard 😂😂😂
@pradumnsharma671
@pradumnsharma671 Жыл бұрын
What a hemp?
@carlost856
@carlost856 Жыл бұрын
@@pradumnsharma671 canabis with about none of the THC chemical that make you high. It's farmed for it's fibers.
@danielh7365
@danielh7365 Жыл бұрын
They could just fit in 10 minutes of crime with creed alone😭
@loadingusername3348
@loadingusername3348 Жыл бұрын
Nah, Micheal kidnapping the pizza boy was crazy. Even crazier that the whole office proceeded with the party
@sawdust4630
@sawdust4630 6 ай бұрын
2:25 whoever made those pizza boxes fucked up every single one
@Brother8237
@Brother8237 Жыл бұрын
6:48 Kevin has his priorities straight
@firingallcylinders2949
@firingallcylinders2949 Жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who sees the Stanley tranquilizer scene and cringes at the thought of Stanley falling with the needles pointed out?
@DokkaChapman
@DokkaChapman Жыл бұрын
yup, every time.
@Mel-xl9fz
@Mel-xl9fz Жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one
@ntsebengkgoase749
@ntsebengkgoase749 Жыл бұрын
Right!
@sampurnabanerjee7565
@sampurnabanerjee7565 Жыл бұрын
Yes thank you!!
@yumikotanashi
@yumikotanashi Жыл бұрын
Yes thank you
@EmmaVictory
@EmmaVictory Жыл бұрын
the one time dwight said "i shot a werewolf, but when i got back to it, it had already transformed into my neighbors dog"
@esmelamson
@esmelamson Жыл бұрын
Angela getting kidnapped for Dwight during her bachelorette party needed to be in this
@thegarbagegamer6925
@thegarbagegamer6925 Жыл бұрын
“Just a man pointing a bull tranquilizer at a coworker” Safety 100
@secret7jhkjhjkhkjh747
@secret7jhkjhjkhkjh747 11 ай бұрын
I love it when it isnt canned laughter. Even when its a studio audience, they overlay it with fake laughter like friends. I like it, when it up to you to find something funny
@nognog4474
@nognog4474 Жыл бұрын
“The guy was just hanging brain I mean what’s all the fuss?” 😂
@explainous
@explainous Жыл бұрын
1:00 Is it me ? Or everyone feels uncomfortable when Stanley falls face first with those darts in his belly?
@balltickler775
@balltickler775 Жыл бұрын
yeah i feel you
@imcrazyimcrazyimcrazy
@imcrazyimcrazyimcrazy Жыл бұрын
I feel u
@razorwolf2758
@razorwolf2758 Жыл бұрын
At least he wasn’t shot in the nuts
@IsntPhoenix
@IsntPhoenix 11 ай бұрын
ERAUGH NOOO
@SeniorTurner
@SeniorTurner Жыл бұрын
“If that’s flashing then lock me up” hahahaha
@saiyajinbeard
@saiyajinbeard Жыл бұрын
I love how they made the pizza kid look similar to Ryan and that seems to be what upset Michael the most after not getting his discount. Another kid who was telling him what the rules are despite whatever Michael thought and that’s what made him put the pizza kid in timeout lol
@nicolehuff8455
@nicolehuff8455 Жыл бұрын
0:11 So for five years, Dwight was holding himself back? Good God!😂😂😂
@santiagoespineirasader4369
@santiagoespineirasader4369 Жыл бұрын
"Phyllis, You are a Married Woman" I'm crying hahahahaha
@as3957
@as3957 Жыл бұрын
In the episode with the pizza boy, I like the scene where Michael realizes that he kidnapped him.
@truthhurts3524
@truthhurts3524 Жыл бұрын
I just noticed Ryan jumped behind Kelly when Dwight’s gun went off. 😂
@AsiaDanceScene
@AsiaDanceScene Жыл бұрын
4:12 Jim saying an entire sentence worth of information in a single yes.
@real_john_doe
@real_john_doe Жыл бұрын
“It’s about to get all stupid up in here!” is a personal favorite
@Matticus289
@Matticus289 Жыл бұрын
5:13 - you just watched someone watch youtube on youtube
@jerrysheni9971
@jerrysheni9971 Жыл бұрын
"Why do you have to keep wearing those booby shirts all the time?" "Thank you!"
@brunodemarzio
@brunodemarzio Жыл бұрын
Michael: “What’s the most inspiring thing I’ve ever said to you?” Dwight: “‘Don’t be an idiot.’ Changed my life.” Also Dwight: does the most idiotic things ever 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@redacted2275
@redacted2275 Жыл бұрын
Ese es el chiste, genio.
@Beefnachos
@Beefnachos Жыл бұрын
So true. I love it sm 😭
@EATSLEEPDRIVE2002
@EATSLEEPDRIVE2002 Жыл бұрын
0:35 “Can you just let me out of here, before whatever comes next?”
@hectordavidortiz
@hectordavidortiz Жыл бұрын
Creed not shying away from his Fake ID clients 😂
@gregoryshepherd9261
@gregoryshepherd9261 Жыл бұрын
Let’s be honest at 00:51 Dwight was trying to kill Stanley that day haha 😂
@anumzehra6315
@anumzehra6315 Жыл бұрын
3:40 baby Jim
@QuixoticCowboy
@QuixoticCowboy Жыл бұрын
Respect to Dwight for somehow firing a single action rev9lver by just pulling the trigger
@foxtwo1584
@foxtwo1584 Жыл бұрын
And firing three darts in quick succession from a single shot tranq gun
@brutongaster8184
@brutongaster8184 Жыл бұрын
The hammer was back
@taninmoores4943
@taninmoores4943 Жыл бұрын
​@@foxtwo1584 he pulled out a tranq pistol
@SeArCh4DrEaMz
@SeArCh4DrEaMz 10 ай бұрын
-"but you gave him 3 shots!!!' -"psssssshhhh" lmao xd
@DaLink25
@DaLink25 6 ай бұрын
“IT’S ABOUT TO GET ALL STUPID UP IN HERE!” Killed me😂
@soaktinbleech1106
@soaktinbleech1106 Жыл бұрын
"Today, Smoking is gonna save lives" is probably one of Dwight's rare badass moments
@fernandaabreu5625
@fernandaabreu5625 Жыл бұрын
Rare?
@soaktinbleech1106
@soaktinbleech1106 Жыл бұрын
@@fernandaabreu5625 eh true he has some common badass moments
@asmikannan1249
@asmikannan1249 Жыл бұрын
I love how most of these crimes specifically include Dwight who is a sheriff ironically 😂😂
@howardreid
@howardreid Жыл бұрын
Why am I just noticing that Ryan jumped behind Kelly when the gun was shot LOOOL
@XxAizenxX187
@XxAizenxX187 Жыл бұрын
lmfao Ryan used kelly as a shield at 7:05 xD
@karajohnson572
@karajohnson572 Жыл бұрын
“This dosage was meant for a very small bull and Stanley’s got way more body fat than they do.” “But you gave him 3 shots?” “Shh!” 😂
@alexisnaramore113
@alexisnaramore113 Жыл бұрын
Wait the pizza guy 2:14 was Artie from Glee
@AnMaPa
@AnMaPa Жыл бұрын
Oscar's face at 5:52 gets me every time
@helgageraldine513
@helgageraldine513 Жыл бұрын
At 8:36 I couldn't help but notice Dwight's nose compared to Michael's. It really is tiny.
@Julian-pf5ql
@Julian-pf5ql Жыл бұрын
5:28 Old KZfaq 😍
@championlunatic835
@championlunatic835 28 күн бұрын
I love how dwight had two traquilisers in his mini pistor ready for short range, apart from the rifle he brought at first
@henryblaylock2946
@henryblaylock2946 Жыл бұрын
Imagine being the pizza guy irl
@xCoffeeNWeedx
@xCoffeeNWeedx Жыл бұрын
lmao dwight was ready to kidnap that kid before micheal even asked
@Magicpop999
@Magicpop999 8 ай бұрын
Hiding a blow dart in a toilet is the most insane way to store a weapon that requires your mouth🤮 7:55
@AuroraNora3
@AuroraNora3 Жыл бұрын
5:43 I love Oscar's confused reaction
@ericdavion9693
@ericdavion9693 Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure that door at 4:52 opens the other way, which would make those wedges useless. Kinda like in the Big Lebowski when the Dude propped the chair against his door which opened outward. Actually those wedges look too short anyway; the one he hammers in is pretty much flush with the door.
@Kingsley_Shat
@Kingsley_Shat Жыл бұрын
Yes! Dwight should have known better
@pooppoop4805
@pooppoop4805 Жыл бұрын
7:40 One problem. It's not a crime to have weapons in the workplace. It may just get you fired.
@GabrielOliveira-dq4oj
@GabrielOliveira-dq4oj Жыл бұрын
1:18 Stanley got Way more body fat that they do yOU gAvE hiM THree ShoTs 🙁
@valescarlett21
@valescarlett21 10 ай бұрын
2:00 i will never understand why NO ONE thought to just call the pizza place?? 😭😭
@PatrickHemmes
@PatrickHemmes Жыл бұрын
i love how the quallity is like its filmed on a phone, it really shows that you dont need high end equipment to make a good show
@vigilant_1934
@vigilant_1934 Жыл бұрын
They used proper cameras. I think it's that these days phone cameras have gotten so much better which is why you feel like this. Phone cameras back when this show came out were not this good lol.
@PatrickHemmes
@PatrickHemmes Жыл бұрын
@@vigilant_1934 yeah didnt take that in accouht, but still if you want to make a good show today, you really dont even need good cameras. maybe it is youtube compression, but i feel like alot of 2005 ish shows have better quallity then the office. but maybe I am wrong.
@aaronlaughlin2389
@aaronlaughlin2389 Жыл бұрын
God I’ve never felt more southern than not understanding why everyone was so freaked out by a holstered weapon
@croutendo2050
@croutendo2050 Жыл бұрын
Nothing makes you more of a target than walking around with a holstered weapon
@turbojon8117
@turbojon8117 Жыл бұрын
In an office? Where they clearly had reason to be freaked out? Did you totally miss the unintentional discharge? Or are you completely ignoring all context to humble brag or something?
@theterrorofdimensions1326
@theterrorofdimensions1326 Жыл бұрын
@@turbojon8117 That's just called "improper usage," and in fairness he shouldn't be carrying a weapon he has no idea how to use properly. That said, if Dwight was a real person, I'd be nervous seeing him holding *any* kind of weapon. XDDD
@TheSpacecraftX
@TheSpacecraftX Жыл бұрын
Mentally unstable bullied worker walks into an office with a gun out of the blue. Yeah that's not concerning at all.
@aaronlaughlin2389
@aaronlaughlin2389 Жыл бұрын
@@turbojon8117 the discharge is a whole different story. I honestly wouldn’t bat an eye at it, it’s a holstered weapon
@tiredman99
@tiredman99 Жыл бұрын
Dwight shooting Stanley with a trank gun and Clark asking to leave 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@rhanny6437
@rhanny6437 10 ай бұрын
Creed saying "if that's flashing then light me up" had me dyinggg
@kamenkuma05
@kamenkuma05 Күн бұрын
That last one was the perfect one to cap off this comp of Dwight doing some of the worst things you could think of
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