The Office | Every Cold Open (Season 3 Part 2)

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“Identity theft is not a joke Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!” Check out every cold open from Season 3 of The Office! Part 2 of 2.
Synopsis: The Office is a hilarious mockumentary-style glimpse into the water-cooler culture of the 9-to-5 world. Steve Carell stars in his Golden Globe®-winning role as earnest but clueless boss Michael Scott, who can't help but contribute his own irreverent commentary to the happenings at the Dunder Mifflin paper company. As the staff deals with potential office mergers, romances, and pranks, Michael's always there to say all the wrong things at all the right times.
0:00 "The Return"
2:08 "Ben Franklin"
3:45 "Phyllis' Wedding"
4:50 "Business School"
6:02 "Cocktails"
8:08 "The Negotiation"
9:16 "Safety Training"
11:03 "Product Recall"
12:20 "Women's Appreciation"
13:27 "Beach Games"
15:16 "The Job"

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@annarose2714 3 жыл бұрын

When you realize that Andy's anger issues are part of why Michael waited until he was in his car to tell Andy that Angela was cheating. 👀😬😅

@jayr3381 3 жыл бұрын

I did not put that 2 & 2 together. 👍

@galacticbattles17 3 жыл бұрын

when was this , timestamp?

@andyjc9535 3 жыл бұрын

@@galacticbattles17 its not in this vid, michael tells andy in season 5

@tahsinnazrularonno2744 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the spoiler

@sophiathefurbst 2 жыл бұрын

@@tahsinnazrularonno2744 the finale episode came out in 2013.

@tonysmith7718 2 жыл бұрын

David Wallace is the most patient, and likeable boss ever.

@philschless3396 Жыл бұрын

He is pathetic and weak

@hyperwolfl5946 Жыл бұрын

Ryan must have really angered Wallace then

@lxuis3 Жыл бұрын

@@hyperwolfl5946 and Andy

@beautysurroundsme Жыл бұрын

His wife is a lucky woman.

@handlesiro 2 ай бұрын

He is a saint

@aramgarza281 3 жыл бұрын

Dwight schrute overachieving for his job at staples 😂

@mariannesouza8326 3 жыл бұрын

😂

@crossrazor 3 жыл бұрын

Lets just admit that dwight is better then us

@ramayaruk 3 жыл бұрын

Monique didn't want that smoke

@disht2 2 жыл бұрын

Dwight schrute overachieving for his job at Dunder Mifflin 😂

@damberbhattarai2288 2 жыл бұрын

@@disht2 jk

@konalily 3 жыл бұрын

I’m surprised Jim hasn’t learned not to pull pranks on Andy after that jello incident at Stamford branch.

@rohitmaharjan3938 2 жыл бұрын

what lesson? Scranton is his turf😎

@kultaseppa 2 жыл бұрын

He was surrounded by familiar people which made it easier I assume

@TKFKU Жыл бұрын

That's even more reason to continue pulling pranks on him.

@sanddoggler57 Жыл бұрын

I DISgeww

@RiversideMudFucker5611 8 ай бұрын

Que verguenza que TU jefa her abra las patas para enseñar La Panocha a Dwight

@diggs9944 3 жыл бұрын

“I want people to be afraid of how much they love me” - Micheal Scott

@jimhalpert4903 3 жыл бұрын

Michael*

@BallsworthBallsbury 3 жыл бұрын

-lil diggzz

@butternotsquash729 2 жыл бұрын

@Fuad Khabbaz he did

@aricthere3826 2 жыл бұрын

that’s what he said

@andromalius8890 2 жыл бұрын

That quote is giving me Galadriel vibes

@jasonfischer8946 2 жыл бұрын

Anyone else feel that we should have gotten an entire episode of Jim being Dwight?

@sarahfoley2746 Жыл бұрын

YES

@danamardell1209 Жыл бұрын

@jasonfischer8946 Жыл бұрын

@@danamardell1209 Apparently at least 631 other people do.

@atypicalbug Жыл бұрын

Yes- like literally going out and copying his life 😂

@GIF_CANCEL Жыл бұрын

I was on the edge of my seat to know what the two schools of thought were about which bear was best.

@sukamaldash3599 3 жыл бұрын

The pavlov's experiment on dwight was really awesome!

@StriKe_jk 3 жыл бұрын

His name is Jim not pavlov

@sukamaldash3599 3 жыл бұрын

@@StriKe_jk 😂😂😂🤣

@gbjkt4208 3 жыл бұрын

@@StriKe_jk pavlov is the name of the proffesor who conduct the experiment with the dog called pavlov theory

@speedbird9313 3 жыл бұрын

@@StriKe_jk 🤪😂

@vommittt 2 жыл бұрын

@@gbjkt4208 wooosh

@saltedllama2759 2 жыл бұрын

Low key Dwight was a badass in the face of a charging Roy.

@sash0047 2 жыл бұрын

Low key? That was full fledged bad assery right there

@arpitrathod623 2 жыл бұрын

Dwight is always a badass

@rakshitsharma37 2 жыл бұрын

High key

@arthurmartin4616 2 жыл бұрын

What he lacks in normal social skills he makes up for in bravery.

@brownie3454 Жыл бұрын

the coward used spicy spray instead of his fists

@blaisetelfer8499 3 жыл бұрын

Dwight's energy in those interviews was off the charts

@skylar1108 2 жыл бұрын

I love how Dwight protected Jim.

@bergerman487 3 жыл бұрын

You always learn some facts with Dwight. For example, I didn't know that identity theft can suffer millions of family every year.

@milenasazo9537 3 жыл бұрын

“It makes you laugh but it also makes you think”

@BlackLedIron 3 жыл бұрын

I didn't know that there was a debate on which type of bear is best, nor that there are basically two schools of thought

@jorgeflorez4327 2 жыл бұрын

He taught us that we can slapping someone's face with silent.

@alawk 2 жыл бұрын

I never knew that bears climb better than they walk.

@seropbabayan 2 жыл бұрын

@@alawk run*

@Alex11554 3 жыл бұрын

1:30 Love how Jim snuck that "yikes" in there, 🤣🤣🤣

@kleatise52 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@MoeSalamaIbrahim 3 жыл бұрын

At this rate we'll have the entire show on KZfaq.

@MoeSalamaIbrahim 3 жыл бұрын

@Ricky Ramirez They're bankrupting themselves LOL.

@nolivesmatter9553 3 жыл бұрын

@@MoeSalamaIbrahim not really they still get money from youtube

@zabooka 3 жыл бұрын

FOR FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

@sigmanewsyt 3 жыл бұрын

@@MoeSalamaIbrahim it's already online for free to watch and they're still not bankrupt, has been for years so not really

@allan.v.b3552 3 жыл бұрын

@Neftali Cruz i feel this reply is stolen

@benjaminadelson4186 2 жыл бұрын

at 8:58 when Dwight uses the pepper spray in the background you can see that creed is totally unaffected by the spray

@itzhope3787 2 жыл бұрын

And Karen

@humanperson9443 Жыл бұрын

Creed is used to it

@2m8o15 3 жыл бұрын

“Pop quiz why is today a special day” “....i almost died.”

@Sean-Exists Жыл бұрын

I find it kinda sweet that Dwight didn't hesitate for even a moment to defend Jim.

@land3603 3 жыл бұрын

Anyone else ever wonder how Michael got out of the Houdini trap?

@ciscomartinez2508 3 жыл бұрын

dislocated his shoulder

@sukamaldash3599 3 жыл бұрын

Probably dwight helped afterwards

@MC-pj5ou 3 жыл бұрын

lol?!

@charmie1984 3 жыл бұрын

Magic. Duh. 😂

@pyptron_7114 3 жыл бұрын

Probably just got the key

@NerdLady100 2 жыл бұрын

I would've loved to see a few episodes with Michael actually working in corporate. Would've been interesting to explore those characters.

@maggimaster 3 жыл бұрын

Every day for 8 years Dwight brought pepper spray That day he used bear mace

@sexhaver420 3 жыл бұрын

Andy was much funnier pre-anger management, before he actually understood how pathetic he was.

@lewimillionzYT 3 жыл бұрын

He was never funny imo

@agupta9097 3 жыл бұрын

@@lewimillionzYT big turkey

@tatianacuffie5749 2 жыл бұрын

@@lewimillionzYT agreeeed! He’s like one of my least favorite characters 😣

@diegorocha6733 2 жыл бұрын

Cat in the hat 🎩

@shugafee 2 жыл бұрын

i would like this comment, but it is at 420

@MaksymilianWawrzyniak 2 жыл бұрын

1:09 this is one of the few times that You can spot a hateful look from Pam, and I believe it was connected with the fact that Dwight was kicked because of Andy

@MsAmalia07 3 жыл бұрын

Jackhammer Merciless Insatiable.. I will use those 3 words in my next listing presentation in real estate.

@FearNoArt83 3 жыл бұрын

❤️ That moment between Michael and the receptionist at David's office

@texasexotics9645 2 жыл бұрын

Micheal at the end of this talking to David about the job was actually really smooth for his character, nice to see Mike win here and there🤣

@endtimeslastdays7777 2 жыл бұрын

That is my favorite scene!!🤣 "Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica"🤣🤣

@Dermavent 2 жыл бұрын

Dwight is a freaking hero saving Jim's life!!!!!!!!!!

@Jersey_Shore_Breakers 3 жыл бұрын

You have to get 240 demerits to get a written complaint

@sypulutlepa 2 жыл бұрын

David Wallace is a very patient man

@adds0429 3 жыл бұрын

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!

@cameronhiers5115 3 жыл бұрын

MICHEAL!

@Santi9134 2 жыл бұрын

Overused.

@einsjam 3 жыл бұрын

Fact: Bears eat beets.

@SHOTUBE412 3 жыл бұрын

Bears. Beets. Battle star galactica

@henggaraed 3 жыл бұрын

Bears do not... WHAT IS GOING ON? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

@somenamelastnaammee52 3 жыл бұрын

@@henggaraed last week I was in a drugstore

@einsjam 3 жыл бұрын

@@somenamelastnaammee52 and I saw these glasses, err, four dollars. And it only cost me $7 to recreate the rest of the ensemble, and that is a grand total of ....$11.

@h4kky22 3 жыл бұрын

@@einsjam you know what? imitation is the most sincere form of flattery so i thank you

@alishagonzalez3893 2 жыл бұрын

7:15...Michael squirming like that is hilarious!!

@RiversideMudFucker5611 9 ай бұрын

Where is tella

@sunnytoppo7466 2 жыл бұрын

Did anyone else feel bad for dwight when he was getting rejected at the interviews.

@vickywitton1008 Жыл бұрын

Yes because we love Dwight and his eccentricities!

@Astro_The_Man 2 жыл бұрын

The way Jim moved the girl out the way first when Roy came and attacked him was so great, what a chad

@andrewscasualmtb 2 жыл бұрын

Her name is Karen!

@innerdescent8210 2 жыл бұрын

@@andrewscasualmtb Calm down Andy, we don't want another drywall incident

@andrewscasualmtb 2 жыл бұрын

@@innerdescent8210 Drew... My name is Drew.

@jakman8515 2 жыл бұрын

@@andrewscasualmtb No

@andrewscasualmtb 2 жыл бұрын

@@jakman8515 Cool 😎

@davejung4379 3 жыл бұрын

2:28 i had an epiphurri...

@heli-crewhgs5285 3 жыл бұрын

I would have spelled it ‘epiphery.’

@jubbano7791 Жыл бұрын

16:06 The Most Professional I’ve Seen Michael Scott

@aedanokelly5794 3 жыл бұрын

Dwight is a millionaire by the end tho

@nyChannel09 2 жыл бұрын

I always thought he said: Bears beats Battlestar galactica and not like in the thumbnail Bears Beets battlestar galactica

@Mika85isMe 3 жыл бұрын

When I go to sleep, I need background noise “The Office” is what I rewatch every time but, now I can’t find full episodes... so now i watch Workaholics 😩🤣 maybe I should try rain sounds🤣🤣

@icebeastfamily3498 3 жыл бұрын

Have you tried peacock tv?

@catholicdad 3 жыл бұрын

Your comment made me pre

@nathanielluke2084 2 жыл бұрын

do you want a torrent link?

@JS-ti2gk 2 жыл бұрын

Philo!

@iknowexactlywhoyouare8701 3 жыл бұрын

"in school, we learned about this scientist-" Jim, his name was Ivan Pavlov, everyone knows that

@newguy3588 Жыл бұрын

Dwight with the pepper spray is just golden. It says so much in just a split second.

@biosupdate7449 8 ай бұрын

I love his character because he seems like a goof that doesn’t know anything about anything, but then they prove him to actually be kinda badass when he does cool things. Also if this doesn’t make sense it’s because I’m high

@KCobra396 2 жыл бұрын

I’m in tears seeing Michael trying to escape from the restraint/chains 🤣🤣

@sarahipl2477 2 жыл бұрын

Never noticed how micheal has taxidermy mice in his office like in dinner for shmucks 3:39 😂

@ErikBreivik 2 жыл бұрын

The many creepy shades of Michael. But he’s an expert foot grillsman🦶🏻

@ChristopherTradeshow 2 жыл бұрын

id like to think dwight already had the pepper spray in his hand when he heard the elevator ding

@fwf6823 2 жыл бұрын

240 demerits = a written warning on the desk of a superior

@daniloferreirac7939 2 жыл бұрын

"I work with a bunch of nerds"

@domiti9481 2 жыл бұрын

i worship, I praise the patience of this man, David Wallace

@itssharktime6560 Жыл бұрын

If you pause at 8:58 you can see Creed just sitting there wondering what's going on.

@bartoszdulas1703 11 ай бұрын

Jim is a psychopath. He pulled Pavlov's experiment on Dwight only for a few seconds of inside laugh. That's why he's my favourite character on the Office.

@ImGoingToMakeShowsWithOprah Жыл бұрын

That pepper spray thing was amazing 🤣

@stephaniel9545 3 жыл бұрын

I had an epiphery 🤣

@nicholasleclerc1583 3 жыл бұрын

Gotta, admit, him saving his mistake at he end was pretty freaking badass

@TheMeJustMe75 2 жыл бұрын

I miss the Office! I watched the complete series at least 6 times while it was on Netflix.

@theresasthoj7884 3 жыл бұрын

I'm literally in tears.

@ErikBreivik 2 жыл бұрын

Ahh..don’t cry..it’s only jokes. 😏

@bruh.1191 Жыл бұрын

dwight pepper spraying roy was actually pretty cool for a guy who's usually goofy

@valdavna1597 2 жыл бұрын

3:15 lol ( slow clap) thank you Dwight, thank you Michael, thank you the office and thank you to this Channel for uploading this.

@listrahtes 2 жыл бұрын

So funny how Ryan gets sceptical about inviting Michael to school despite the huge benefit for him. Well its Michael. Kinda picture him after being very regretful of that decision -:)

@betocole 3 жыл бұрын

Bears, Beets, Battlestart Galactica!! Episode 21 (Best Season 3 Cold Open)

@YesThereWereTimes Жыл бұрын

1:59 great breaking bad reference. Bravo Vince

@piggypooo 2 жыл бұрын

3:13 my my. Dwight has a dainty waistline🤣

@aduacabreramichelini3011 Жыл бұрын

Dwight is the best character ever

@shalashaska9946 2 жыл бұрын

The most subtle joke in the first one is the interview with the feminist lady who has all the girly pink stuff in her office and he says he's an alpha male and merciless

@duckpinengineer 2 жыл бұрын

Roy is mental. And the way Pam acted when they were together is proof that Roy abused her. I mean look at how she changed after they broke up.

@DrGreerIsRight 2 жыл бұрын

Wow you don't mean it. It's not like they portrayed it.

@Cass99k 2 жыл бұрын

actually, after they breakup... Roy become a totally different person, in Roy's wedding Jim and Pam couldn't believe how changed and healthy (not toxic) he was. That breakup was the best for both characters

@DrJ-hx7wv Жыл бұрын

Oh stop. He did nothing wrong.

@thatguydyp 2 жыл бұрын

Took a great show off netflix and put it on a streaming platform not available in my region :(

@bhavishyay1868 2 жыл бұрын

Congratulations Universe! You win! 😂

@deliateresita2773 2 жыл бұрын

Not once have I heard Andy and the Tuna and not literally laughed, with noise and everything 😆😆

@jimmyadaro 11 ай бұрын

Is not Andy, is Drew!

@juliekirk5365 3 жыл бұрын

The only thing I wish would of been different was depending on Dwight's character so much?! More Meredith,Oscar, Gabe

@rickylafleur9855 3 жыл бұрын

I wanted an episode of Michael with the kids at magic camp

@DrJ-hx7wv 2 жыл бұрын

Love the avatar

@newguy3588 Жыл бұрын

Jim didn't actually need to shut down his computer, the wav files are saved in the system folders. Don't know why I thought of this years after seeing it.

@ErikBreivik 2 жыл бұрын

Michael is the genius that nobody understands. He could rule the world, if he wanted to.

@id513128 3 жыл бұрын

0:59 Wall: HERE WE GO!

@musictheorywithmalia 3 жыл бұрын

Just think about what Andy could do with the Acapella app

@ErikBreivik 2 жыл бұрын

And then he’d land on tik tok, and eventually be banned from the site, in classic Andy fashion for “Staying alive”, too much.

@stutteringcris468 3 жыл бұрын

Alpha male. Jackhammer. MERCILESS!!

@Hachiman-nf6zc 3 жыл бұрын

7:27 that's the most evil thing Jim ever did.I felt very bad for Michael, he was just looking helpless.

@AM-qw8zd Жыл бұрын

Jim does plenty of evil things. Dwight tried to be his friend the whole time.

@chawnadams9648 Жыл бұрын

I too always get my greatest idea's when I put a fork in a electrical outlet.

@Tre_Notes Жыл бұрын

These warm close’s were the best part of thy show 😂

@Golfwithdad 11 ай бұрын

11:49 I love how Jim styles his hair too

@chunbrew5551 8 ай бұрын

“You sigh like Jan” lmfmfmfaoaoao gets me everytime

@LordEskay 3 ай бұрын

Dwight protecting Jim and Stewie saving lois from Diana in family guy give me same joy to watch 😂

@sairamr6886 2 жыл бұрын

It's hilarious . All it took was a 4$ thrift store specs to kickstart the identity theft prank

@mattsee4117 2 жыл бұрын

Why is today special? ... I- I almost died🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@li0lo806 3 жыл бұрын

The pepper spray always get me 😂😂😂

@thedamneddamsel8518 Жыл бұрын

sometimes Jim says Dwight like "da-wight" lol

@harrisparkar98 Жыл бұрын

scott is just a sane homelander

@crossrazor 3 жыл бұрын

Ryan gone learn today, mike can mess up a wet dream

@xgnik5334 2 жыл бұрын

I gotta start watching this show again

@marysparks263 3 жыл бұрын

“Epiphary”😆😆😆

@notalkmeiangy1098 Жыл бұрын

I don't want to miss an episode

@Fearful_dweeb 2 жыл бұрын

Dwight is hero for protecting jim

@skeletalmixer1019 Жыл бұрын

Here's a hot take: Andy is a lot more deserving of pranks than Dwight

@CPX723 3 жыл бұрын

Hoping to see Jim in Fantastic 4.

@tiahere8499 2 жыл бұрын

1 yr later, he's in doctor strange

@jubbano7791 Жыл бұрын

0:11 I wouldve hired Dwight on the spot.

@TheOddHolloway 2 жыл бұрын

“Identity theft is not a joke Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!” -Dwight 2007

@bryantb2005 2 жыл бұрын

This is the best show ever

@krrsantan6775 2 жыл бұрын

I think Dwight would fit in well at Staples.

@missnlahi 3 жыл бұрын

The car battery jump always cracks me up

@lucycate4082 3 жыл бұрын

please add the rest of the office seasons please

@fromhopelesstovictorious275 2 жыл бұрын

"Apiphery" 😂😂😂😂

@InspectorCallahan.44 3 жыл бұрын

On average Michael is really sick 3 times a month 😄

@Inhereflackin 3 жыл бұрын

I’m not getting peacock

@furretthefuzzynoodle3896 3 жыл бұрын

@Neftali Cruz or just watch it all on youtube

@landonc8762 3 жыл бұрын

if you have youtube tv you can just record all the episodes and you will have them all within a month

@vienpadilla1867 3 жыл бұрын

I bought all seasons on Vudu for $20. Best $20 i’ve ever spent!!!

@oldcountryman2795 3 жыл бұрын

Too bad this is no longer on Netflix where people would actually watch it.

@anivalrembao7739 2 жыл бұрын

“Epifery”. 😂