Kratos saying no to complex questions is always funny

Kratos is the kind that reads all Terms and Conditions but disagrees at the end.

Atreus: asks a well thought out, complex, and philosophical question Kratos: *”No.”*

The beard exchanges in this game are legendary. Atreus: "I think my beard is growing in" Sassy Kratos:"Is it? 🤡"

odin: “do we have a deal?” gigachad kratos: *_”N O”_*

Is it moral to ki- YES

Kratos when a toddler attacks him with a toy sword: "So, you have chosen death".

"Father can I live a normal life-" " *N O* "

Also when he says yes when Lunda asked if she can keep calling him handsome

Kratos being aware his beard is too magnificent that he just shuts down Atreus' wonder if he'll ever have one like it. Lol

“Think I’ll ever have a beard like yours?” “ *N* *O* “

“Well, there you have it, lad!” Even Mimir knew that Kratos answering back with a “Yes” was indeed a big deal! 😂

Kratos replying at the speed of an 8ball cracks me up

God of War 4: BOI, BOI, BOI… God of War 5: No… No… No…

The thing is, it's one of my most favorite things about him because this is how Spartans talked. They would send back one word messages to literal war declarations because they spoke plain and simple.

Odin: How About Peace Kratos: No

Kratos said yes with no hesitation in response to Thor asking “don’t you know what I’ve done?”

Kratos be replying like a fortune ball.

Atreus: asks a deep and thought provoking question Kratos: No

Me breaths Kratos: *no*

Mimir: It's a flute! From your homeland. Can you play it brother? Kratos: Yes. Mimir: WILL you play it? Kratos: No.

"Father is it okay to kill a man for his shoes?" "Y E S"

Kratos saying he never wonders if he's doing the right thing is either extremely prideful, or oddly comforting that he knows his morals and goals so well.

"Is it always moral to fight back?" "YES."

The fact that Atreus both asks if he’ll ever have muscles like Kratos and a beard like Kratos is so funny and cute to me like he really wants to be his dad

"Is it always moral to kill something thats trying to kill you" "Yes" "What if its Freya" ".....fuck"

Atreus: is it moral to kill Kratos: yes Atreus: gods... Kratos: NO NO NO

I love how he says no😭it’s so clear and straightforward just like him😭

"Will I ever have a beard like your's?" "No". 💀

"Do you ever wonder if you're doing the right thing? " Kratos: "no. I often assume i am doing the wrong thing, and resolve to follow through regardless...."

The beard 'No' wasn't meant to be hurtful in my eyes, I like to think Kratos meant it as, "No, you will have one of your own"

“Father, can I have a broth-“ “Yes.🗿”

In Alfheim you can collect an artifact and Kratos says, "it's a pipe", and Atreus asks what it's for, and Mimir says people use it to smoke leaves to calm down, and then Atreus asks if he can try it, and immediately and simultaneously, both Mimir and Kratos say NO!.

Atreus secretly wanting a beard like his dad's is hilarious to me. And Kratos straight up thinking Atreus is too much of a twink to grow one is even funnier.

Father can I press the "O" button? It's part of my training... Kratos: Boy..... dew it👍

Kratos is a man of few word 😂😂

I just heard one on my play through today. I found a pipe and mimir explained that people use it to “smoke plants and relax”. When Atreus asked if he could use it, Kratos and Mimir both immediately said no together. It was beautiful

Freya: "Do you think you could understand the pain of losing a child?" Kratos immediately: "Yes. I do."

The beard comment was brutal

I have an extreme distaste for high pitched sounds and changing the time of day was horrible for me. It was worth it though. If you do it a few times in row you get a conversation with Loki. He asks Kratos why changed he time again and Kratos says he wanted to see the wolves again. It's pretty wholesome.

"Father, can I have a beard like you." "No🗿" Bro Kratos is F*cking savage💀

The first one was too cold hearted 😭

Bruh, Christopher Judge got paid a bag to say "No". Infinite money glitch. 😂

Kratos doesn't want Atreus with a beard because he doesn't want the internet to get him he already knows the unspeakable horrors

The Spartans were notoriously stoic and concise in their speech. This is canonically accurate 😂

Atreus: father will i ever get smashed Kratos: "NO"

I like how he is clearly thinking about these questions for a few moments. It's never an instant answer

The way he says no and destroys atreus' Dreams of growing a beard like his is hilarious.

My shorts just had a glitch and "Brother, I had a thought-" "No."

Kratos: I Unga, I Bunga. Simple as.

The King of small talk. He makes every talk, small talk.

"what if we took a stealthy approach to our next battle?" "mimir I am a giant pale muscular man carrying an axe and two blades the size of my head and wearing heavy armor. stealth is not an option."

When you go to Jotunheim, Kratos says he likes Angrboda becuase she said Atreus needed discipline 😂😂

“No… you will, at most, have a goatee. Unfortunately, you will look ridiculous because you are a redhead”

Why does Kratos saying “No” have the same impression of the meeting of the Byeahs in GTA?

I got that "maybe we take a stealthy approach" line after getting beat down by a side boss. So I listened to hear if mimir meant we could take it down stealthy, just to hear kratos say no

Changing the time of day in this game will never get old

It’s the deadpan delivery as he answers the questions 😂

He had a couple of seconds pause, so that means he pondered it well before answering. 💀

It's him saying "No" in the most monotone voice every single time that is just really funny to me😂😂

The compilation of him saying no actually makes me laugh 😂.

I love the little pause. He is thinking the question over and giving his honest answer

Let me remind yall that he saves Freya, whos trying to kill him, from Atreus, who the tried to kill her afterwards.

"Have you nothing to say to your creator, before you strike him down?" "No"

I died laughing when I played the game and atreus asked about having a beard as good as kratos and kratos said no

The *No* towards Odin is still funny asf 😂

Reminds me of when you're a long typer and send a very important message to a friend or family member and they just type "okay" and "ya" and "oh". Lol

"Father? Think I'll ever have a beard like yours?" "No" Ok... 😢

Epic music plays as night turns to day "no"

Kratos' voice a tor is probably paid the least

And then Mimir says "there you have it lad" almost like he was saying to the player that he finally said "yes" in the game.

Probably one of the reasons (other than being a hilarious badass) he speaks so short is because spartan warriors we taught to speak and respond in short to the point responses. If this is intentional I think it’s an amazing attention to detail

“WELL THERE YOU HAVE IT LAD😄” Always cracks me up.

"Well, there you have it, lad." -Mimir

The beard one is incredible. You didnt have to do the poor kid that way😂

Atreus’ first question was so cute omg. Wholesome af

Kratos lives in the moment and doesnt care as long as he gets to move forward. That damn linear ptsd hits hard lol

Kratos is a very simple man

I always knew kratos was a calm and a reasonable person! Just take a look at how he uses this fine languages beautiful words to express his feelings.

“WELL, there ya have it, lad.” I love Mimir lol

Beard? *_No_* Stealth? *_No_* Kill? *_Yes_*

The first one got me deaaad💀

These answers are all very Kratos, but also all very fatherly. The beard thing is how he'd probably prefer his son not grow up too fast and how he'd rather Atreus resemble Faye over himself. Denying stealth is to keep Atreus honorable. He probably does doubt himself sometimes, but he has to be a stable presence for his son so he says no. And he says yes to the self defense question, even though we see him do the opposite with Freya. He says yes because Atreus needs to defend himself and live at all cost, even if that means killing good people because Atreus matters more to him than morals.

Kratos is the definition of "violence is not the answer... It is a question... And the answer is yes "yes"."

There was definitely a pause when he said that.

"hey dad, can you say Yes?" No

"Well there ya have it lads" -Mimir

Kratos: God of War, God of Few Words and calm reasonable man

I love the beard “No” because I see it as a father telling his son is just that one word he’ll never have the majestic beard he does

Mimir really is the best uncle you could ask for

There's actually a reason for Kratos' short responses. In Ancient Greece, Spartans were known to use few and simple words in their speech, aiming for their communication to be as short and efficient as possible, without excess. The greek word "laconic" means "someone who uses few and simple words to communicate", and it stems from the word "Laconia", which was and is the wider area that includes and surrounds Sparta till this day.

I love how Kratos responds to wondering if he’s doing the right thing with, *”N O .”*

I love Christopher Judge

I feel like Kratos had been alone for so long that he's lost his ability to socialize until he had his son now it's just him trying to be better

Was expecting the stag exchange but this would do Mimir: good thing that we didn't had to kill the stag Kratosv: Yes Mimir: if he attacked you had a plan to kill him too? Kratos : *Yes*

That “No” to the beard question is brutal😂.

Atreus:"Do u think someone is following us?" Kratos:"No."

It really shows how much we love Kratos and how good the game and character is to be so entertained and thinking so much just from Kratos saying no and yes

Mimir is absolutely the perfect third wheel 😂 “well! There you have it lad”

I love how the exact same voice clip is used every time he says No 😂