The original Technoviking video.

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13 жыл бұрын

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@michelleh5808 2 жыл бұрын

Every few years I have to watch the viking dance again. Today is that day.

@r0ll1ng3r 2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha today it was my techno viking day too.

@chromaloops3095 2 жыл бұрын

Same haha needed that boost.

@nrgflashback 2 жыл бұрын

LOL now my oldest son has the same hairdo and starts looking like this dude... LOL

@bl4ckout36 2 жыл бұрын

Same 😂

@Wutangaz 2 жыл бұрын

Haha same

@chechou714 3 жыл бұрын

When this guy turned 18, his parents moved out.

@rshade407 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@precelmusicandgames8667 3 жыл бұрын

Just like Chuck Norris.

@Benjaminsquad391 3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@ryanramkissoon2124 3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@triggeredravioli 3 жыл бұрын

The sacred four Vladimir Putin Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chuck Norris Techno Viking

@based_prettyawsm 4 ай бұрын

When the time is right... we all come back here.

@NoT_FasT_JusT_FuriouS Ай бұрын

yeah...👍🤙

@sergeandou9853 Ай бұрын

Amen, brother

@alexanderdeloera3442 Ай бұрын

Im back! Lol

@diaryofacarny Ай бұрын

When the time is right, he will return.

@mapled3135 25 күн бұрын

I’m back 2024

@Midlanflyguy 19 күн бұрын

In a world filled with Kardashians, be a technoviking

@JWIZZY4real 4 жыл бұрын

This is the internet's final boss.

@_Gwuapo 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@dickmccarthy9496 3 жыл бұрын

🤣😂 I would never beat it. Too hard even on easy difficulty.

@PeterEnis 3 жыл бұрын

@@dickmccarthy9496 no such thing as easy with techno viking

@bradwillmadeit3803 3 жыл бұрын

😂

@xmarkiexmayhemx2200 3 жыл бұрын

No I am

@markh6378 4 жыл бұрын

This better be the ending to Assassins Creed Valhalla

@HFIntegrale 4 жыл бұрын

I literally LOLED!!

@Niixxee 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@lumpypillowguy542 4 жыл бұрын

If it's not 0/10 I want my money back

@yungdanzo7981 4 жыл бұрын

HF Integrale reddit 100 wholesome baby yoda chungus moment keanu!

@StarPointy 4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@voidwok Ай бұрын

That pointing pose before the beat drop is unbelievably hard

@paprapple9398 Ай бұрын

that was a command 😂

@erkl8823 16 күн бұрын

Oh I can do it with 1 👁️ closed & 1 ✋ behind my back!!

@cherna2005 9 күн бұрын

You betta watch out

@griff4366 8 күн бұрын

It's a very stoic pose and speaks to one's soul.

@theofficialgreenkane9645 4 ай бұрын

The fact this guy exists somewhere in the real world gives me hope for humanity

@maksimnaumov2227 3 ай бұрын

Dunno about hope, mate. I got chills and a bit scared of that.

@ElizabethMcDermott-cy4cv 3 ай бұрын

I hope he's creating content.

@USAReject 2 ай бұрын

he’s in the mountains, training, growing stronger, for when he will be needed in the end times

@theofficialgreenkane9645 2 ай бұрын

@gregorysnapplecock8163 Yes. 100% awesomeness still exists. It’s a dying breed.

@toomeowstream3253 2 ай бұрын

He should breed all the girls in the world, he is the ultimate alpha male

@TremblingKiwis 6 жыл бұрын

They say the man who ran into the girl is still walking in the direction TechnoViking pointed.

@knuckduster 6 жыл бұрын

Trembling Kiwi 😂😂😂😂

@FueledbyAdrenaline17 6 жыл бұрын

He has circled the world twice.

@inadequatesubject8103 6 жыл бұрын

rofl - he was also bodyguard .. i fed him xtc

@i4gothowtotalklol548 6 жыл бұрын

You made my day

@allee6096 6 жыл бұрын

Drew Morse I bet you're real fun at parties..

@Dave_Zky 4 жыл бұрын

Im gonna tell my kids this was Thor.

@pavelkolarov4075 4 жыл бұрын

you are technically correct

@nicolajhardbass1608 4 жыл бұрын

Yes it's actually Thor

@Shinransa 4 жыл бұрын

This is Thor right before he started getting dummy thicc

@LadyVoldemort 4 жыл бұрын

I literally thought he was Charlie Hunnam or something before I know the story behind this video...

@nicolajhardbass1608 4 жыл бұрын

Many it's not Thor it's Odin

@kushii8 6 күн бұрын

Today is the 8th of June 2024. I return once again to enjoy this legendary video of the all mighty Techno Viking ⚔️

@TheMercenaries512 3 ай бұрын

I miss those days…some crazy random stuff became viral because of the art itself and then…nothing again from those people…that’s why is special … authentic

@aaronsoto9100 5 жыл бұрын

That isn't music playing....that's his heartbeat.

@MatthewPaul. 5 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@wikusclass77 5 жыл бұрын

😂🤘

@alexnagy8192 5 жыл бұрын

The king engine

@turdferguson8928 5 жыл бұрын

Best comment

@szopgracz7408 5 жыл бұрын

viking engine

@Gr33nsurfer 8 ай бұрын

There is not enough respect and recognition for the water boy, which is responsible for the hydration of the legend viking

@SirGingrich 8 ай бұрын

All hail the Waterboy, who keepeth the Viking satiated!

@a-dv7uy 8 ай бұрын

Part 2 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jseFpMxizc3Jn6c.html

@rovenspodie4804 8 ай бұрын

Technocupbearer

@Rebelscum264 8 ай бұрын

That wasn’t water

@noahjones1192 8 ай бұрын

whatever it was wasnt water. noticed how he handed it to him upside down? that meant something

@The_Big_Unit69 3 ай бұрын

Techno viking doesn't cut his grass....he stares it down into submission until it cuts itself.

@theliquidllama1 4 ай бұрын

Welcome back, this wont be your last time.

@drbest87 Жыл бұрын

When Technoviking left home as a teenager, he turned to his father and said "you are the man of the house now"

@mauricioesma Жыл бұрын

made me chuckle IRL not gonna lie LMAO 😂😂😂

@ewganhoff Жыл бұрын

Brilliant!!!🤣

@MISTER.MAN. Жыл бұрын

Ha ha amazing😁🇬🇧

@CristianNazare Жыл бұрын

hahahahahah great joke!

@Jack_The_Mando Жыл бұрын

Ahahahahaha wtf man

@matthewbartontaylor7600 4 жыл бұрын

did he just summon a man to give him a water bottle

@dennisdaniel1208 4 жыл бұрын

Yep

@NothingButStardust 4 жыл бұрын

IKR? Out of nowhere, some guy just offered water. 🤷🏽‍♂️

@wilmer89 4 жыл бұрын

He's his minion

@AlphaLobbysGraphicDesigner3 4 жыл бұрын

@@NothingButStardust Its because all of them are on MDMA or on other Drugs

@s.ballert 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@jokerno.1763 4 ай бұрын

It was totally worth inventing the internet just for this 4 minutes🙌

@azjazielona 17 күн бұрын

🫢

@hiphopopposomus 21 күн бұрын

he gives back the water bottle and the guy doesn't even check if the lid is closed properly, this level of trust is unheard of

@33hegemon 8 жыл бұрын

There is no speakers playing the music, it's just the Technoviking's thoughts transmitting and emanating directly from his mind in the surroundings.

@33hegemon 8 жыл бұрын

Yeah, no shit.

@ProScene24 8 жыл бұрын

Are you blind? behind the people who filming is a Car. This Car plays the music!

@nashvilleresident2133 8 жыл бұрын

+33hegemon lol

@prafdinsteleverzi 8 жыл бұрын

+nici87ify dude..it's a joke...

@degudorfderkum 7 жыл бұрын

wtf

@loganwilcox4037 3 жыл бұрын

Started off the video thinking to myself, "who is this guy?" but after watching I'm stuck here asking "who am I?"

@ALifeinMusic 3 жыл бұрын

Epic X-D thx for the laugh :-DDD

@rodrigofernandez9530 3 жыл бұрын

lol, nice one!♥

@nathangoforth4347 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 He's a plastic surgeon raver. But they was part of the atmosphere 👍👍🤣🤣

@2222Lilou2222 3 жыл бұрын

This is the best comment

@chauanlemos3874 3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

@darthcheeseburger 4 ай бұрын

It may sound dumb but some videos including this one need to be preserved for future generations to understand how the internet became what it is today. God bless Techno Viking.

@sangok 2 ай бұрын

somebody should set up a playlist for that! well I guess sb already did haha well let's hit the search

@seananon4893 Ай бұрын

GreensKeepers "Lotion", is another of my all-time favorite videos to return to years later.

@sylvestervoigt9836 23 күн бұрын

I like when Techno Viking tells that Mesomorph young Man to Hit the Bricks 😂

@alphagerudo 14 күн бұрын

This is what should have been sent into space instead of the trash encrypted Bible 💀

@seananon4893 14 күн бұрын

@@alphagerudo You believe we sent something into space and called the bible trash, all in one. (I found one boys)

@download0000 4 ай бұрын

the way his body starts to move after drinking from that bottle suggests that it was water straight from the well in valhalla! Today this water is more commonly known as pure acid.

@Martin.G 4 жыл бұрын

I think the water guy is actually a time traveller who just wanted to be in this legendary video.

@sergeipavlenko8460 4 жыл бұрын

everyone wanted) I wish to be there....

@panchovilla6008 4 жыл бұрын

And afterwards he just pops open a beer and disappears in the distance jajaja

@FranzFerdinand76 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah it's strange, he just kind of appears from out of nowhere.

@danielmiller7474 4 жыл бұрын

Really funny thought....

@collapsingnewpunkie 4 жыл бұрын

Well what can The Doctor say, other than they love memes

@burieddreamer Жыл бұрын

Here we are. 2023 and Technoviking is still relevant. Technoviking is timeless.

@arandomcowboy1653 Жыл бұрын

YES

@Shiro_THC Жыл бұрын

Yes

@nicolevelazquez344 Жыл бұрын

Agree

@SergioLTLyotoTech Жыл бұрын

Oh yes!!!

@combadil Жыл бұрын

Yes. Techno Viking got never old. Hail to the Techno Viking!!! 🦾

@Captain_Hapton Ай бұрын

The thing that makes the Viking truly legendary? We still have no idea who this guy really is.

@erkl8823 16 күн бұрын

He's never been interviewed/caught up with ? *Ever* *?*

@Babeoftheabyss 15 күн бұрын

He sued the guy that made the video and remained anonymous as "techno viking" in the lawsuit. That's all we know @erkl8823

@Captain_Hapton 14 күн бұрын

@@Babeoftheabyss I heard that story. I personally think it was a couple of ambulance chasers looking for a payout, and that techno viking had nothing to do with it.

@keith4968 6 күн бұрын

He's name is Gunther ackerman

@kaymorrice8141 4 күн бұрын

@@keith4968great name!

@arunzagade9552 3 ай бұрын

Every now and then I feel like watching this as a boost. Needed one right now

@USAReject 2 ай бұрын

inspiration for sure

@cpt.cocksuck9406 8 жыл бұрын

Remember:Technoviking does not dance to the music,the music plays to technovikings dance

@vffa 7 жыл бұрын

win

@tziuriky86 7 жыл бұрын

The big bang was just the very first shockwave of his very first techno dance move.

@daspedal2730 7 жыл бұрын

made my day!!! xD

@mro1864 7 жыл бұрын

Marvin Knier TechnoViking once threw a hand grenade and killed 100 terrorists...then it exploded.

@Finalform 7 жыл бұрын

OF COZ!!!

@TouYubeKids 3 жыл бұрын

If he slapped me without a reason, i will apologize.

@IvyDoesShenanigans 3 жыл бұрын

Nah you couldn't, cause your head would be too far away

@vaniapinto8214 3 жыл бұрын

I would say “Harder😌”

@IvyDoesShenanigans 3 жыл бұрын

@@vaniapinto8214 ahaiiight now we're entering "those" areas... wich means I shall run

@lucasle11 3 жыл бұрын

If he slapped me, I would knock his weird ass the fuck out with a one hitter quitter

@DDM_08 3 жыл бұрын

lucasle11 ok karen.

@jamie7045 4 ай бұрын

You haven't lived until you have seen this .

@LOL-cringe 17 сағат бұрын

- Every few years I have to watch the viking dance again. - Today is that day.

@user-dh4bz7fk9z 4 жыл бұрын

If aliens visited us they would think this guy is our leader

@travisharvey4995 4 жыл бұрын

No fucking wonder

@HaxorPwnerHax 4 жыл бұрын

and they would be correct.

@genphillips8665 4 жыл бұрын

@Pot Ate Toe they already are visiting us

@antoninus2678 4 жыл бұрын

@@genphillips8665 then the viking himself has already been probed

@IshikawaGoemon 4 жыл бұрын

They would not be wrong.

@GreenGlo1991 3 жыл бұрын

I love how random people just walk up to him with random offerings and he’s just like “eh water I shall inhale it. Pamphlet. I shall glance over it. Now. I. Shall. Dance.”

@jennyk9484 3 жыл бұрын

Thought the same thing...like he is their king. It all started when he defended that lady...lol

@gcwok 3 жыл бұрын

Pamphlet. I shall rip it.

@TheRationReviewer 3 жыл бұрын

@@jennyk9484 Their Vi-King?

@Romeis 3 жыл бұрын

probably couldn't read shit anyway due to dilated pupils

@dreia2405 3 жыл бұрын

Yes hahaha

@markdelcheccolo9191 2 ай бұрын

I have watched the Techno Viking quite a few times and I'm glad that it's still uploaded after all this time. I'm 64 yrs old and this proves to me that there's still hope and great humanity in this world. "GO TECHNO VIKING !" 🤗😎😲

@imtheeElite 3 ай бұрын

Iconic. Just showed my 9 year old son, it must be passed to future generations 😂❤

@withlov 3 ай бұрын

It must be passed on to the future generations to never be forgotten 😂❤

@uncle1273 3 жыл бұрын

Remember if you run into a person and don't apologise, technoviking will spawn.

@L.L.2045 3 жыл бұрын

haha

@erikswetter6816 3 жыл бұрын

Spawn ? I think you mean spam. Vikings are well known for their love for spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam lovely spam wonderful spam spam spam spam

@pablok9956 3 жыл бұрын

@@erikswetter6816 no, it's about spawning the technoviking near you. Seriously don't ya know TO SPAWN word? and your name is weird

@erikswetter6816 3 жыл бұрын

@@pablok9956 Yes it is, thank you, glad you like it. Yes I do know TO SPAWN word. And the TO SPAM one, also. Spawning they sure did. But Vikings were also very much interested in spam, all the time, that's why I thought there might be some historical confusion. Here's the evidence: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/lciHZ9l21JeqZHk.html

@UncleanSpirit 3 жыл бұрын

@@erikswetter6816 spawn as in regenerate like in a video game. Now go away

@FrostyCat12 3 жыл бұрын

When your DNA test shows that you're 1% Norwegian

@justfip 3 жыл бұрын

He’s german tho

@FrostyCat12 3 жыл бұрын

@Emperor Valkorion damn valkorion, thought I killed you In my mind

@danieledamico9729 3 жыл бұрын

Communist Cat my dna test result more then 1% scandinavian....me...but my god...i’m sicilian. I can dance tarantella.

@warg3222 3 жыл бұрын

Yes haha, mine is 24% scandinavia and i really felt like that, lol

@yangliu2299 3 жыл бұрын

Europeans are incredible mix i wouldnt be surprised if everyone has a few % of Scandinavian blood in them. One of my italian friend tested his dna and got viking blood too though he looked nothing like a viking. German is very close to ghem vikings as well

@ShacktownRaider 2 ай бұрын

2024 the world needs the return of technoviking

@LOL-cringe 17 сағат бұрын

- i always come back to this and i don't know why

@steve810 4 жыл бұрын

He had so much alpha energy that everyone started following him.

@blackhoodie3461 4 жыл бұрын

Fork Plays Free 🤣🤣💪🏽

@ALEXANDERATTACK 4 жыл бұрын

He is beyond them all combined

@trendgil 4 жыл бұрын

Fork Plays Free dude, evening literally started moving forward when he starting dancing towards them xD

@wilmer89 4 жыл бұрын

Alpha asf

@wilmer89 4 жыл бұрын

More alpha than the golden one

@moritzl4024 Жыл бұрын

He emerged from the shadows of Berlin, accepted the water, danced and disappeared back to the shadows. His identity remains a secret, his tale became legend…

@fortogarebel8872 Жыл бұрын

Bravo sir. You got a legitimate lol outta me. Your prose reminded me of King Arthur and Excalibur

@ghw1331 Жыл бұрын

His identity is known, he lives near Berlin and is a biologist

@moritzl4024 Жыл бұрын

@@ghw1331 No, the identity everyone is referring to was part of a satirical magazine. Not related to the Viking in any way…

@moritzl4024 Жыл бұрын

@@Dana-03772 No, nobody knows who he is. The name you are referring to was part of a satirical article from a danish magazin.

@deanpd3402 Жыл бұрын

@@moritzl4024 Who is the blue-haired girl? Who is the drunk? Who is the water dispenser? Who are all the techno dancers? Who gave him the note? Who caused him to turn around and leave the dance? We must ask all of the questions.

@OJtheOZ 4 ай бұрын

It's 2024 and this is how KZfaq was a long time ago. I wish it just stay simple as this. Not filled with unnecessary distractions everywhere. Still though the legendary viking dance the best.

@tmar8959 3 ай бұрын

Yea very simple edits/ animations. The raw content was what made it so compelling

@LOL-cringe 17 сағат бұрын

- This is the internet's final boss

@elmecaniconaranja1126 4 жыл бұрын

Techno viking: Defend the women, Defend the techno

@ataud9754 4 жыл бұрын

Amen

@masao1984 4 жыл бұрын

The Pure True!

@nicspits9876 4 жыл бұрын

Hire a guy to enact a scene to make you look good and have KZfaq love you forever.... Except one of your film guys caught the supposed dbag riding on the train and cheering you on...

@gungho1284 4 жыл бұрын

Especially that old crunchy Berlin techno.

@CeLM_73 3 жыл бұрын

El meccanico Are you mangina?

@claudiavidal7203 23 күн бұрын

I'm sure that water is blessed and cures people

@tacai24 3 ай бұрын

One of most viral moments ever. Don’t Fuck with Viking Man.

@lum4704 4 жыл бұрын

So this is the final Boss of KZfaq...

@A__Z57 4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

@anactualalpaca7016 4 жыл бұрын

I shall defeat him

@jessewjames-ym1rc 4 жыл бұрын

🤣

@nosatisfaction2278 4 жыл бұрын

😂👍🏻

@SuperPeterok 4 жыл бұрын

He couldn't hack it in the UFC.

@vilefigure 5 жыл бұрын

I DEMAND TECHNO VIKING AS A MORTAL KOMBAT 11 DLC CHARACTER.

@Cirkustanz 5 жыл бұрын

I have not purchased the game, but I promise that I will if this happens.

@zon3k 5 жыл бұрын

You can dance like him in fortnite now

@simba917_ 5 жыл бұрын

I want too

@sadmanpranto9026 4 жыл бұрын

He can't join it.... that'd break the rules... because it's 'MORTAL' kombat...

@terminator6407 4 жыл бұрын

@@sadmanpranto9026 Clearly that guy is a norse god

@joedixon6861 Ай бұрын

You got to love this. Makes me want to got back to my raving times 😃

@user-ff8jl4le8n Ай бұрын

как традиция каждый год смотреть техно-викинга. всем салам из 2024 года

@kaymorrice8141 Ай бұрын

It’s my first time here lol

@danielc9595 4 күн бұрын

Today was my Viking day. Hello

@La_sagne Жыл бұрын

if i ever have a daughter who goes out to party now and then i hope there is always a technoviking there to protect her

@candyfloss184 Жыл бұрын

I am that guy who protect and try to descalate.

@lorddoosworth8175 Жыл бұрын

@@candyfloss184 le knight de la white?

@MoyaBrennan6825 Жыл бұрын

that black tank top guy was his boyfriend now husband

@TheSurviver2 Жыл бұрын

Techno viking is gay?

@reyne8424 Жыл бұрын

As a german women active in the techno and the medieval/viking scene in Germany, I can say there often is someone.

@justinchandler1227 3 жыл бұрын

For over 10 years now, I've watched Technoviking every Thanksgiving. Can't stop, won't stop. See you next year!

@artico777 3 жыл бұрын

Happy Thanksgiving

@zer08927 3 жыл бұрын

See you next year!

@Yunus-hz2po 3 жыл бұрын

go outside or smthn man idk

@hassanali2208 3 жыл бұрын

why bro

@nickortiz2683 3 жыл бұрын

Really? Dude this just made my fucking day. Little things like this make me remember how awesome people are. I love that you made this a part of your Thanksgiving tradition.

@hashiramabonsai Ай бұрын

I have no idea why I watch this for the 77th time in my life

@user-tx5hf9zq2v Ай бұрын

Its the fact everyone starts following him, thats a leader.

@RobinJames8282 Ай бұрын

He was stood next to van playing music. When the van started moving, he followed it, therefore it looks like people are following him. They are not following him. They are all following the van.

@andrewlast1535 2 жыл бұрын

This video must never be lost. Humanity’s survival depends on it.

@dwrighte1 2 жыл бұрын

Amen to that brother! Amen!

@Ferroes 2 жыл бұрын

Were this video be lost, humanity will be plunged into a second dark age

@arturscabbed 2 жыл бұрын

Well the sound is already gone..

@MikeF031 2 жыл бұрын

You might be right.

@uraveragejohndoe2180 2 жыл бұрын

If aliens ever came to earth show them this video no other video just this one

@josuevalar6465 3 жыл бұрын

The fact that it's all organically happened makes it god tier

@dingleberry2300 2 жыл бұрын

Exactly, not like the crap on tiktok or IG now that’s so god damn staged it’s cringy

@andrmeda5567 2 жыл бұрын

Fr props to that one random guy that pulled up w a water bottle😂

@SlothhhKinggg 2 жыл бұрын

@@andrmeda5567 What a mate

@FBarbarian 2 жыл бұрын

There were drugs involved here, nothing organic :D

@cloudburstdrones 2 жыл бұрын

@@FBarbarian organic chemistry

@asrtkl 20 күн бұрын

Legend has it the dude who drank from Techno Viking’s bottle went straight home and added a 2nd & 3rd level to his house that afternoon.

@totallylegityoutubeperson4170 18 күн бұрын

Cant wait for the day this is submitted to the Library of Congress for being historically or culturally significant.

@entropy7705 5 жыл бұрын

He was sent by Odin to show mortals what real dance moves are.

@mrkoxx 5 жыл бұрын

pffffffffffft ,that IS odin

@peterlustig6888 5 жыл бұрын

If anything Donar

@jasonarigoni372 5 жыл бұрын

HAIL BROTHER ODIN!

@jacobandrews2663 5 жыл бұрын

Care to dance like a true man?

@lycangypsypriest3190 5 жыл бұрын

Raiden TM haha

@prodriver12345 4 жыл бұрын

Around his neck he is wearing the dogtags of all the other fallen techno vikings he has beaten through the medium of dance

@quietreason9667 4 жыл бұрын

That's gloriously funny

@erikaronsson8964 4 жыл бұрын

Jesus is God

@erichboyer 4 жыл бұрын

There can only be one!

@plonty9926 4 жыл бұрын

@@quietreason9667 Local Dads vor 2 Jahren They say the man who ran into the girl is still walking in the direction TechnoViking pointed. 15.129 UndergroundM M UndergroundM M vor 1 Monat He shall be summoned to confront the virus. 2003 Mark .H Mark .H vor 2 Tagen This better be the ending to Assassins Creed Valhalla Local Dads vor 2 Jahren They say the man who ran into the girl is still walking in the direction TechnoViking pointed. 15.129 UndergroundM M UndergroundM M vor 1 Monat He shall be summoned to confront the virus. 2003 Mark .H Mark .H vor 2 Tagen This better be the ending to Assassins Creed Valhalla

@therealpatricklyons 4 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@LOL-cringe 17 сағат бұрын

- This better be the ending to Assassins Creed Valhalla

@michalp1 26 күн бұрын

Techno Viking saved the AquaGirl from the drunk guy and showed everyone whose Techno king.

@dk-sky3820 4 жыл бұрын

I love how during the entire video emissaries of the nations he conquered are bringing gifts and tributes to their overlord.

@praetormartinus9046 4 жыл бұрын

Your comment needs more likes !

@fhellipehadan2965 3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha yeees man

@radiomandelbrot5868 3 жыл бұрын

omg that's exactly what it looks like 😂

@derpaderp2871 3 жыл бұрын

I’m lol’ing. Then lol’ing again. Totally funny.

@eightiesboy 3 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆😄😄😄😆😆😆

@rasool2838 2 жыл бұрын

The Water Guy drank from the bottle after Viking did. This was the best moment in his life. He felt very strong

@robertstretch8878 2 жыл бұрын

That's cause it was laced with speed. Sharing is caring

@rikuuu632 2 жыл бұрын

I think its more than that. Thinking of how no one will be able to willingly do that nowadays with this pandemic. It had to be precious.

@GoldCoastRep 2 жыл бұрын

He clearly pulls out a can and cracks it

@stevefratus1546 2 жыл бұрын

It was a can of something he pulled out of the bag after he put the dumb Viking guy’s water in it.

@YourFault 2 жыл бұрын

Probably lsd water 💦

@Lonewanderer30 4 ай бұрын

This really was a different age. A blue hair that's actually fit.......🤯🤯

@jamesgerber4658 2 ай бұрын

it's amazing how there can be so many people and not of them are dancing to the actual beat. God bless the euros for that.

@rc-mt8le 4 жыл бұрын

This dude should lead us into area 51

@mmxstic 4 жыл бұрын

Felke agree

@llamaduden3397 4 жыл бұрын

I'm gonna be sad if he doesn't

@luiszambrano1909 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@phillytheflyerable 4 жыл бұрын

singing hej monika

@paulden3158 4 жыл бұрын

Snipered from 1500 yards out...his body would drop before he even heard the shot

@oneinchpunched3661 7 ай бұрын

How he grabs his water, without looking. How he grabs his flyer, without looking. He just knows, that anything handed to him, is already approved by him. Legend.

@connorhall8463 5 ай бұрын

The way he tears up that flyer i like to think it’s a secret coded message 😂

@snake5305 4 ай бұрын

He tore the paper up and threw it on the ground.

@kendtchileninjah5905 4 ай бұрын

@@connorhall8463the paper was a golden ticket with a secret location..rumor has it..each individual he pointed at..was hit by a bolt

@sk-sm9sh 3 ай бұрын

Flyer was just a regular spam lol as he starts tearing it after reading. Even techno viking is not immune to flyer spam.

@Azeltirish 3 ай бұрын

All according to Odin's will

@johntodd7495 Ай бұрын

I forgot how legit his thousand mile stare is. that guy is still walking in the other direction 13 years later....

@RobinJames8282 Ай бұрын

Nah, he's literally sitting on the back of the van. You can see him later in this same video. He doesn't go anywhere, he stays there

@fwobebe5164 21 күн бұрын

Friend comes in, hands the chad an upsidedown water bottle, and the rest is history ^^

@bryanroderick4991 5 жыл бұрын

Techno Viking is Earth's final boss.

@Redlife666 5 жыл бұрын

Bryan Roderick he is God’s final boss

@Bluecheese1400 5 жыл бұрын

He is gods final boss final boss

@srtamales721 5 жыл бұрын

He is the god's final boss final boss final boss

@masterloard 5 жыл бұрын

He is the final god's boss's final boss god final final god boss final boss god god

@srtamales721 5 жыл бұрын

@@masterloard No he is the final god's boss's final boss god final final god boss final boss god god's final god boss

@tcmx712 2 жыл бұрын

Geez the late 90's and early 2000's feels like an alternate dimension now, what a crazy time

@njp9554 2 жыл бұрын

Best days of my life

@nickeyfynn3270 2 жыл бұрын

it was the height of humanity before stupidity other wise known as WOKE stepped in.

@SectorSos 2 жыл бұрын

I feel Old!!!

@satyakisil4289 2 жыл бұрын

Pax Americana, as you might say.

@SimoR464 2 жыл бұрын

Say thanks to the drugs boom 💥

@klavesin 2 ай бұрын

For future generations - that's the exact point where the event took place: 52°31'35.1"N 13°24'12.8"E

@diamondblue916 21 күн бұрын

This video is an annual pilgrimage for me.

@Intreductor 5 жыл бұрын

I could follow this guy into battle.

@dslkjvoxicuyhgl4554 5 жыл бұрын

A dance battle....uhntsssuhntsssuntssuhntss

@AnthonyFlames275 5 жыл бұрын

We all would i think

@10aDowningStreet 5 жыл бұрын

You would not survive battle, traveller... unless you were to acquire only the finest of potions.

@cacao1312 5 жыл бұрын

Karl you cannot handle these potions traveler

@notatruck2640 5 жыл бұрын

The ancients did, and so shall we

@Luka2000_ 3 ай бұрын

I remember watching this years ago and enjoying everything that happened in the video. All these years later its still a vibe

@neilgoss525 3 ай бұрын

I just keep coming back. its almost like a pilgrimage at this point. Keeps you grounded, still as good as ever.

@Xnegnsifhfjsokemejslslckkdksj 4 жыл бұрын

Here we are in 2020, still hailing the alpha

@WUYTS5 4 жыл бұрын

I had to give this guy a few punches after i friendly pushed my stoned friend in the back, when my friend told me to calm down he apologised

@zero131056 4 жыл бұрын

I’m rewatching Vikings right now and my mind is blown at this video

@ismokalervolaitela 4 жыл бұрын

The King of Techno.

@Dro788 4 жыл бұрын

The true definition of an alpha male.

@Cinqueggi 4 жыл бұрын

@@Dro788 try and Google techno Viking now... You'll surprised

@pagman798 7 ай бұрын

the second delivery guy handed him a 100 million dollar cheque from government to betray his comrades and stop the march, but he teared it into pieces unnoticeably.

@crowcorvinus3173 7 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@Michaelas10sk8 6 ай бұрын

And then he THREW IT ON THE GROUND!

@foggylegg6362 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Queeph 4 ай бұрын

@@Michaelas10sk8 he straight just pointed to someone while slowly lettings the ripped pieces out of his other hand lmao

@dfredankey 3 ай бұрын

@@Michaelas10sk8🔥🔥🔥 good reference

@Witch1986 Ай бұрын

This never gets old.

@CapitalCityKate 2 ай бұрын

Here I am again, in 2024. When the video calls, you answer.

@aaronstestlab 3 жыл бұрын

I wonder if anyone in the video knew they were going to be part of the world's most important historical footage.

@Avus86 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@bilbobaggins4710 3 жыл бұрын

@@TheSiruncle liar

@TheSiruncle 3 жыл бұрын

@@bilbobaggins4710 cheers for that.

@bilbobaggins4710 3 жыл бұрын

@@TheSiruncle the war on whites is real.....we must overcome 🙋

@Darkane1990 3 жыл бұрын

@@TheSiruncle That wasn't at the love parade. This much smaller parade was called fuck parade.

@RaunienTheFirst Жыл бұрын

He protecc He attacc But most importantly He dance to the tracc

@Heyiya-if 9 ай бұрын

@@WhiteLivesMatter-Copedon't worry. we understand that you can't have that username *AND* be capable of dancing to the tracc. It's ok. After all, someone has to be the pamphlet distributor.

@Flairis 9 ай бұрын

@@WhiteLivesMatter-Cope I don't comment a lot but you are sad bro. Enjoy your life and do be a dick. Not hard to do

@ownageDan 9 ай бұрын

@@MatthewMorgan3030 bro, just stop

@xxxsmoke4lifexxx 9 ай бұрын

Severely underrated comment right here xD..

@Heyiya-if 9 ай бұрын

@@MatthewMorgan3030 holy cow are you still sitting there seething xD Changed your username I see. Good call.

@geed8499 19 күн бұрын

He's actually an accountant in Hamburg.

@jamessmith8480 18 күн бұрын

Just like the old gods, Techno Viking will never be gone from our memories.

@storysearch9432 9 ай бұрын

I love how he walks forward as the music starts flow a bit more, and theyre walking behind him like hes leading his techno warband to battle

@MegaDudeman21 9 ай бұрын

Nobody moves until the Technoviking moves.

@brianmeen2158 9 ай бұрын

And the kid hands him a water upside down - then techno proceeds to dance in the middle of the street

@a-dv7uy 8 ай бұрын

Part 2 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/d9l2eqaqv6ydfmw.html

@Mark-qv4bn 8 ай бұрын

He is.

@VincentHermes 8 ай бұрын

I dont wanna destroy dreams but there is a car which is playing the music so they follow it as it starts moving

@angelodiberardino9498 3 жыл бұрын

Him first repelling the darkness, then the divine assistant offering him the sacred enchanted waters, and then the sacred dance of the light with his disciples while he shows them the way to redemption. This video is 100% perfect.

@mommyslittlehamburgerhelpe4700 2 жыл бұрын

It’s like spotting a rare white spirit moose in the wilderness 🤘🚬👽🤘

@SlothhhKinggg 2 жыл бұрын

I don't know what the fuck you guys are talking about, but it sounds rad!

@thestormyblizzard1357 2 жыл бұрын

@@SlothhhKinggg The man himself!

@Mimzy1313 2 жыл бұрын

This comment is the perfect summation of whatever the fuck is happening before my eyes.

@devolutionone 2 жыл бұрын

Until he sued the guy that filmed this video..

@greegerm1073 4 күн бұрын

"Gunther Ackerman" is such a badass and fitting name

@wowzers0_070 29 күн бұрын

The viking doesn't even thank the water boy verbally. He lets him know his services were appreciated by immediately breaking into his ancestorial dance.

@jewishhella2481 Жыл бұрын

Fun Fact: He's not actually dancing, he's fighting all the ghosts on the way to Valhalla surrounded by what he believes are the drums of hell.

@isobel2146 Жыл бұрын

Underated 😂

@cordrus412 Жыл бұрын

Well there is no hell in viking religion. Just either you go to Valhalla or you don't

@jewishhella2481 Жыл бұрын

@@cordrus412 thanks remind me to invite you to my next party 🙄

@kinsal_9308 Жыл бұрын

@@cordrus412 may I remind you that hellheim exists within Norse mythology. It's the place where unworthy warriors were sent after their deaths. It's hell.

@kinsal_9308 Жыл бұрын

@@jewishhella2481 he's wrong anyway

@anakinskywalker9836 3 жыл бұрын

When this guy goes to the strip club the strippers throw money at him

@RyanSmith-wo2pi 3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@jeannedarc7533 3 жыл бұрын

When this guy goes to the club, the bouncers show him their I.D and if it's fake, they apologize.

@Classyinsweden 3 жыл бұрын

hello there

@Jkim890 2 жыл бұрын

Then they throw themselves

@pyromaniac3098 2 жыл бұрын

now i'm imagine him being a stripper

@DezterAandryl-fh1ez Ай бұрын

We should all be lucky enough to have a Teknoviking in our lives.

@DmitryRomashov Ай бұрын

The techno viking is never late. Nor is he early; he arrives precisely when he means to.

@gahhthemotha 2 жыл бұрын

I love how everybody starts to follow this guy, like "now he his my leader"

@bobafat2082 2 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure it's video on some kind of parade wagon and the parade started moving again lmao

@davidbanner9851 2 жыл бұрын

Well, we tend to follow the strong, charismatic figures. Who was going to follow the water bottle guy? 🤪

@leu3368 2 жыл бұрын

This is now my headcanon.

@PIERRE35456 2 жыл бұрын

He alpha

@michaelmaguire1229 2 жыл бұрын

I know. What pussies. I would never follow anybody.

@sonofjay817 3 жыл бұрын

How does one manage to have this degree of alpha energy?

@Elitus 3 жыл бұрын

@@user-vn6jw4fc6h With german quality Seal 😉

@mariopsota5806 3 жыл бұрын

@@user-vn6jw4fc6h more like meth

@journeyman0015 3 жыл бұрын

Nurture it as part of grooming young boys into young men. Not just letting their potential dissolve into degenerate behavior.

@onlyNtimE 3 жыл бұрын

It is goin down is why sister

@aaronsmith1365 2 жыл бұрын

I researched the techno Viking, his name is Gunther Ackerman. Working as a lumberjack in Germany, said he would consume copious amounts of speed and stay up for days working at his lumberjack job and partying. He’s a happily married gay man in Berlin.