thank ye, Mr not Attenborough

There's a funny story about Orks. There was a Space Marine that were surrounded by Orks. His gun ran out of ammo, so he grabbed a dead Ork's gun and held down the trigger. Of course, the gun doesn't fire. The clicking sound actually surprised the Orks. Because to them, that gun should be firing. And just like that the gun starts firing again.

The voice you’ve forged in place of our beloved Mr. Attenborough does not dishearten your devoted spectators in the slightest. I am kept in a state of great anticipation until I’m allowed to indulge in your forthcoming sermons regarding the impossibility of Warhammer Lore.

Imagine the utter mind breaking confusion an Ork must get when he sees that a bright red Khornate bloodletter isn’t faster than a purple Slaaneshi daemonette. …but then again, they probably wouldn’t see the daemonette.

I am so glad this one came back, it was easily my favorite of the old bunch. “And if he needs to crump some skills, then crump he shall.” Love it

Blood Axes are the embodiment of the adage: “don’t argue with idiots, they will drag you down and beat you with experience.”

Ork lore is my favorite!

This voice is second only to THAT ONE voice. I like this better than the deeper ones.

Best lore channel. Fight me.

Imagine a war council with war bosses and the mighty overlord, that must be fun lol

this entire series is easily the most entertaining 40k lore I've watched. Brilliant job writing and whoever is narrating is incredible. This has become my favorite series to watch and listen to. Thank you for creating it

Thanks Mr Battenbrough

Would be really cool to get a video about the other members of the orkoid race, such as the grots, snotlings and squig species.

I miss the old 2nd edition orks, they had so much more character.

Took me a couple videos to notice the a.i. incredible job with the script!

Unscrumptious is the best possible adjective I've ever heard.

18:44 _"Live off the land. Go to find war. Kill wot comes close. The old ways are best."_ - *Grood, Snakebite Runtherd* The Snakebites are my favorite klan, a faction that has captured the very essence of the Orks, as the illustrious Brain Boyz intended. These Snakebites, in their staunch traditionalist purism, have vehemently spurned the putrid allure of technology, remaining steadfastly loyal to the ancient ways. They stand as paragons of pure Orkish essence, embodying the epitome of masculinity amongst their brethren. These Snakebites, with their unyielding devotion to the old path, eschew the tainted heresies that technology represents. Instead, they forge their own weapons and vehicles with their own hands, creating implements of war that bear the mark of their unwavering trust. A good bit of sharpened bone, a formidable heavy stick, or a finely honed Choppa, these are the tools in which the Snakebites place their unswerving faith. They revel in the simplicity of their weaponry, embodying a primal connection to their ancestral roots. In their unwavering commitment to tradition, the Snakebites shun the trappings of degenerate heretical technology. They scoff at the notion of relying on such abhorrent contrivances to achieve victory. Instead, they embrace the raw power of their own brawny hands, dispatching their prey with a primal ferocity that requires no assistance from heretical tech. They revel in the purity of their physical prowess, embodying the very essence of their Orkish heritage. Regrettably, the other Klanz have strayed from the righteous path, forsaking the true ways of the Orks. These wayward souls, bereft of their once-glorious essence, have become emasculated and corrupted, mere worms wriggling in the shadows of greatness. They have forsaken the noble principles that define true Orkishness and thus are unworthy of bearing the esteemed title of Orks. Their souls have succumbed to the allure of heresy and they have become mere shadows of their former selves. The Snakebites stand as a beacon of purity, a testament to the enduring legacy of the Orks. Their rejection of heretical technology and their unyielding adherence to the ancient ways make them paragons of unwavering Orkishness amongst their kind. They serve as a stark reminder of the timeless traditions that define the Orks, and the lamentable fall from grace that has befallen the other Klanz who have strayed from the path of righteousness.

Played this a few times decades ago. -Had some Harlequin figures, CAN'T WAIT till that video! Thanks for the lore. Snake-Bite Clan reminded me I still have Thar's Manual of Good Conduct.

My favorite video of yours so far :) they’re always great

David Nottenborough

You just know that this whole “red ones go fastah” thing probably popped of when some ork boy in some fucking waaagh or whatever made this very extremely important “observation” between two ork buggies racing each other.

KEEP 'EM COMING MY GOOD MAN!!! EXCELLENT CONTENT AND ELUCIDATIONS AS PER YOUR USUAL QUALITY!!! I have come to expect no less from you my friend!

Thankyou for the playlist 🙂

The new added parts on the video are really good, made this video even better then the original

For the algorithm homie...great freaking video as per usual

I’ve always been inthralled by that old art work of the orcs fighting orcs particularly the guy in the top left who is seemingly slapping his gun

Dem Boyz is da best gits in da whole galaxy! Da humies and pointy ears wish dey could be like da orkz!

Amazing story. Would love to here when orc goes out on an epic woar

I hope one day you can bless us with a new version of the time mr Attenborough was captured by orks and forced to tell stories of famous war bosses. Maybe it could be a chance to see what your new OC looks like 😀

Teeth being their currency actually makes perfect sense: On top of being a predictable, yet limited material (while they grow back indefinitely, the old ones eventually deteriorate and break after having been detached from the Ork that grew them), and having obtained teeth and still being alive means you either overpowered or outsmarted another Ork (or a beast of some kind), the two concepts that their gods value. Basically, the more teeth you have, the more capable of an Ork you are, meaning you should be rewarded with having access to more luxuries than the less valuable specimens.

Ive been listening to your sermons at work for weeks now. The only "person" your voice reminds me of... is the fictional Amadeaus Arkham. Specifically his voice actor for the batman arkam asylum game. I dont know the Voice actors name sadly. This is a good thing mind you. Thank ypu for your content

Great, love me some Ork

Thanks Mr Scholar

Out of everything Warhammer, my absolute favorite are the Orks. WAAAAH!!!!!!!

I need this! Building my first army and I need to figure out colors

Orks! Orks! Orks! Orks!

I miss the days when the Ork clans looked really distinctive, rather than just being colour schemes.

The scipt feels like the attenbrough video on ork clans

A world of perpetual war? What could that be like?

I guess the unofficial clan of Freebootaz don’t warrant a mention here.

I watched an advert earlier, and lo and behold they were using a fake Attenborough... okay for some it seems 🤔

Would you reupload the one on the Kroot?

Moar Orks!!!

Have there been any stories with ork-human team up?

Well as they say, boys will be boys, right? 😁

A lore reason to paint your mini's different colors. Orc clans make as much sense as anarchist cops.

Its not easy being green ( unless you're an Ork)

The True gods are Gork and Mork. The universe is perfect for Orks. WAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!

This planet is GREEEEEEEN 💚

The human faction is here in W40K .

I'm glad you took my advice. F that dude

I like this voice

For Orks, "heads will roll" is not a metaphor.

It's not Attenborough. It's Derek Jacobi.

Mr Nottenborough?

Wuts yer favuret clan?

Do we have a name with this wonderful new voice? If not maybe a poll?

Amazing content as ever and FU algorithm. And FU YT.

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How would the orks know what a bull is??? 🤔🤔

I’m sorry but it seems people will be talking about the voice change on the channel until hell freezes over. People need to learn to move on lol

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I wanna build an army but im caught between the simple, lovable orks and the peaceful but determined tau. Like one is just...WAAAAAAAAGHHHH The other is like...Whaaaaa

Keep this voice, it’s the closest one to that, uh, other guy

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Death Skullz iz bezt ork klan

ORKS IS BEST! FANK YOU BRAIN HUMIE!

I was just thinking about this video! Thanks for reupping! 🧌

Why havent they done a story on a ork waggh finding a planet which job is to make paint hahaha 😂😂😂 just think of the funny shite they do omg omg omg we can paint us all any colour of power we want haha