Are we living inside a simulation? The answer is complicated. As far as modern astrophysics can discern, the first Jerma livestream was uploaded to the cosmic hologram about 10^-32 seconds after the beginning of the universe. We don’t have access to the stream itself, nor to those he would record over the next 200M years, so in order to get a sense of their content, we depend exclusively on recovered chat logs, which became more comprehensible as matter increased its complexity of organisation. The earliest stream that we do have access to is titled “Restart Andy - Jerma Streams Universe Simulator (Long Edit #4)”. Given the stream’s title, it might surprise you to learn that this stream is actually still running-at least for its inhabitants. About halfway (approximately 13 billion years) into the stream, Jerma suffers the following OneGuy moment: Jerma: “‘these stars look like buttholes’… WHAT no they don’t, they’re gigantic spheres of hydrogen and helium they don’t look anything like-” Chat: “literally no-one said that” Chat: “GAS” Chat: “fecal funny” Chat: “your universe is literal ass” Jerma: “Ahh God dammit they do. They actually do. I know you’re just saying that to be a dick but from outside the manifold yeah they kinda do.” Chat: “Do-over” Chat: “show butthole” Chat: “Hello Ladies and Gentlemen! welcome to episode one of Jermacraft! the series where I play minecraft, this is going to be a single player let's play, and when I say "let's play" I use that term pretty loosely because I am an idiot in this game. You're gonna see lots of fails, your gonna see lots of triumphs, at least I'm hoping, so go grab yourself a nice hot cup of coffee, hot cup of coco. I got apple cider right here freshly brewed. Let me take a sip, ah that's some good cider!” Jerma: “Okay we’ll start from scratch. God. You guys are unbelievable.” Chat: “OneGuy” Chat: “where’s facecam?” KZfaqr Skye4 uploaded the edit to their channel on June 2nd, 2024. Following controversies over the video’s provenance, as well as several disturbing implications concerning the nature of known reality, the video was retroactively (and retrocausally) delisted.

I don't think I'll ever laugh again as hard as I did when I first saw The Pac-Man Incident.

Props for including other perspectives, very nice addition.

This stream should be played in theaters worldwide

the pacman clip is great but having star_ come back and yell at jerma for playing on his phone while on the clock is so much funnier to me

i love u skye thank u so much

2:13:40 imagine ur coworker crying outside the workplace saying “its scawy😢” understandable lol

A blessing in disguise of how "late" these long edits come out is that I get to notice what I'm missing from the other compilations of the same stream if I had not watched this one. Thank you very much!

1:56:00 The Pac-Man incident.

"Is that a traffic light? Cool" He loves traffic laws

Jerma immediately launching into a winnie the pooh impression when he sees bees is killing me

Skye4 you're doing a lot to make Jerma accessible out there. I wouldn't know him without you, I wouldn't watch him. As long as you enjoy it, please never stop. Thank you.

Skye is our hero. The greatest of all Jerma editors! Providing content when we need it the most.

devastating that there's not jermawards this year so the pacman incident cant clean sweep

I really like the other perspectives being added in

Another skye banger long edit, thank you so much

2:06:01 "he's gonna give him curls" is severely underrated

Loved the editing especially the end recap good job :)

SKYEFOUR my beloved, I was not expecting a long edit of lethal company already. THANK YOU

Was so sad that nobody got Vinny's reference at 27:56

1:22:02 the only minor improvement I feel you could have made to this long edit would have been to splice in Vinny or Sters perspective at this moment as they think they hear a monkey and you can hear Jerma OO OO OOing away in the distance haha. Otherwise love this, and this whole stream was peak content, I've genuinely watched it too many times haha

Mods crush his gem

I GET SO EXCITED WHEN YOU POST! you have the best stream edits by far

Yay i love the longer edits of this stream

it wasn't a joke, he was actually playing packman 1:57:25

thank you for the edit

You are a great editor. Thank you for this.

Lethal Larry

I felt like I was going to throw up I laughed so hard at the pacman incident

New Skye4 upload just in time for my dinner, Christmas has come early

Maybe the real Pac Man was the dog that ate everyone

Favorite bedtime content rn

Switching perspectives? ur great skye

i love the opening to these videos

I think I have a crush on Skye4 😳

2:19:18 actual Wilhelm scream lol

Another GOAT stream by the GOAT editor!

fantastic edit of an amazing stream, love the different POVs as well

Skye4 deserves everything good in life, i watch their ads

skye makes my favorite edits *over*

1:57:20 pac moment

sterr taking this game too seriously makes it wayyy funnier😂

1:56:59 if you’re looking for the incident itself

THANK YOU SKYE

Ok thank you

What is the clip at the beginning from? I've been looking all over

Crazy he's retiring

For future me, chaos is at 1:50:15, pacman is at 1:57:20, AAAGHHHH is at 2:19:18, my one guy moment (:D) is at 3:05:39

woop woop 🥳

so when is the pacman bit?

Hey Skye do you :3 often?

Hey Skye, can you do The Sims 4 long edit, the Blorg and Yodle family in particular? Thanks.

1:50:12

If you're on PC, press 6 to skip to Pac-Man.

now i HAVE commented on your yt -lithosphere from Uncletopia

jerma death montage !!!

1:07:14

1:59:14

2:09:59

behold!!! TAMPON JERMA 49:15!!

i love you skye4

+2

Thanks Skye we all love you

It's actually impressive how bad Jerma is at any game other than Dark Souls

jerma was so -2 this stream but the stream itself was +2

Great work. i hope you get a kiss from your crush, you deserve it

❤️‍🔥🎵🌈 10:17

i cannot wait for him to retire

Why does Ster know what yaoi is? It’s not like a difficult thing to stumble upon but how did he stumble upon it?…

Does anyone else genuinely dislike when Jerma streams with other people? It's almost like everyone else playing with Jerma knows they're not even close to being as funny or entertaining as him, so they overcompensate really badly and just make cringe jokes and say really embarrassing things to try to seem relevant. I've noticed this every time I watch Jerma play with other people.

Top-tier edit