***** Luigi rocks the facial hair not as prominent as his brother but its there.

+dannytheman1313 He also needed it gone for his Children of the Corn review

+dannytheman1313 well look at the Godzilla 1998 review

+dannytheman1313 don't you dare mock him, he suffered for our reviews

+Takisan111 He's never needed it gone before. Remember his Tommy Wiseau sketch?

"christ'"

I dream of this every day

I'll even take santa whipping Mario and Luigi

Imagine that scenario with a head full of lsd or shrooms 😃😳😱

Actually, it’s Santa Christ.

+Lord Vader 'Half-mile down the road' 'We see Bowser cleaning off graffiti that shows anti-American images' 'Eh' 'Keep driving'

+Redstar31 '2 miles later' 'See's a pokemon speak english' 'Is un-impressed' 'keeps on driving'

+blackczer123 '3 miles later' 'sees Sonic burying Eggman's corpse' 'Eh' 'keeps on driving'

+Lord Vader Considering how the whole TGWTG crew seems to live in the same state, I'm pretty sure they're just used to it by now.

GOD DAMN IT CASTANZA XD

Andrew Kind KABLA KABLA

Nathan K McKay "I just followed the Bible! Christ died for you! Go home." -Mel Gibson, 2004

GIVE ME BACK MY 18 DOLLARS!

@@weatherreport9227 AND GOOD EVENING FRIENDS

Mel Gibson is not a clown. You people are

First Deadpool is bad... I hate all the meaningless nudity and sex crap. Deadpool 2 toned it down a little bit and was way better movie to me. Less cringe

That means you're an objectively bad person if you didn't like Deadpool.

Well, given the introduction of time travel, who's to say Deadpool isn't the first coming of Jesus?

@@MyFanMadeFilms so what you're saying is you prefer nudity to be meaningful? Like...Like in porn? Yeah...I agree. Good point. I, like you, prefer my nudity to have meaning. But all the , as you said, sex crap... Well that can be for any occasion. Unless you're u see the impression it is purely for procreation. If so..I advise you to look up the purpose of the clitoris.

@@MyFanMadeFilms Read a graphic novel You Bible Pusher

I know. I wonder if he got the name mixed up. He's terrible with names.

+Nirvash good i wasnt the only one that thought that lol

+Nirvash omg cannot unsee it now xD

+Nirvash OMG, it looks JUST LIKE HIM!

+Nirvash That's for reviewing Food Fight!

+Rickard your offended over criticism of a movie?

+FiZzLE 030 man, you're both stupid And have poor eyesight

Rickard well shit man i missed the last line.

Rickard too late i already felt like one

Rickard Lejonhjärta I adore misleading comments, and this genuinely made me laugh.

Cause it's disrespectful. How can you bash Doug for missing the message for Pink Floyd's The Wall but not for The Passion of The Christ?

his hair has finally migrated to his chin

+400KrispyKremes WE believe in Santa Christ

+400KrispyKremes I believe in Santa Christ!

+Ben Marshall Who's ''we''? I not one of the ''we''.

+400KrispyKremes I believe in Santa Christ!

+400KrispyKremes I believe in Santa Christ.

+The Chaos Dragoness have you ever played BUBSY games... many of us know that sacrife

edgar velasco Why yes I have >< The greatest gaming sin from that "franchise" was the abomination on the PS1 that shall not be named.

oh god, MY EYES!!!!! MY EEEEYYYEEEESSSSS!!!

+AT Productions Thou shalt not be damned for thy murder of prostitutes in GTA. For thou shall be forgiving by thy holy Santa Christ

+The Chaos Dragoness Do not worry. He will rise again on New Years Day as a baby boy wearing nothing more than a diaper, a top hat and a sash across his torso with 2016 on it.

+The SFC Group guess the rest of the world doesn't matter...eh?

marvel fanboys lol

What do you mean, domestic or international grossing?

+The SFC Group God may be a big part of America, but it is Deadpool that watches over the world...

Is the eyes, right?

+Winter Steele Watch SonicForHire. That Mario will mess you up.

+Winter Steele the real one likes to step on turtles

"the eyes! what's up with the EYES?"

+Winter Steele Aside from Ron Jeremy.

Would Passionfruit of the Christ make a good smoothie name or would it work better as a frozen yogurt flavor?

Sounds yummy!

Gotta love Malcolm Ray!

Actor Jim Caviezel has been struck by lightning while playing Jesus in Mel Gibson's controversial film The Passion Of Christ. The lightning bolt hit Caviezel and the film's assistant director Jan Michelini while they were filming in a remote location a few hours from Rome. Wow... it's actually true, but I don't think it was three times?

This movie is basically one chapter. I want "Numbers: The Movie" or "Leviticus: The Movie"... Now those would be awesome. :P

It would be one of the biggest franchises of all time

I want a movie about Revelations, but the full balls out insanity version. With Lion-locust-scorpion hybrids swarming the earth to torment people, and 7 headed dragons being ridden by a hooker

Most likely not.

+DarkLordLink Beardy Jr NOOOOOOOOOOO

+Keith Austin Don't worry, for every Beardy gone, a new Beardy grows. Just wait for Beardy III

+DarkLordLink I wonder what bet Doug lost this time.

Umm he shaved it before

KEEPAWAY PRODUCTION Back in 08 wasn't it?

He sounds like Bill the Butcher from Gangs of New York

Right! I went to leave a comment and the top comment was only 18 minutes old. Lmao. I had to check the upload date! I thought "Is this new?" Haha. Goes to show how _passionate_ some people can be :)

The Romans didn't actually crucify people like that. They would take a long board, tie it to the victim's wrists with rope, put the victim on top of a permanent pole and leave them there to suffocate to death (real crosses are capital Ts not lower case ts. Driving a nail through someone's wrist or ankle would make them die quickly. The real Romans wanted the victim to slowly asphyxiate over several hours while everyone else watched. That is real torture, not whipping someone for a few minutes and killing them via exsanguination. Also, the entire Passion is so blatantly fictional that any person who knows dick about Jewish traditions or history would laugh at the thought of it being real. The Romans would never release a murderer and would never do anything the Jewish leaders asked them to do. The Passion is a Passover story which substitutes two goats with two humans. Pilate literally lost his post because he was killing too many Jews (Rome was pissed that he was killing off his work force out of pure antisemitism.

That's not true. This film is 2 hours long. Not 3. And this movie is an accurate representation of the Sacrifice of Jesus. You do know the sacrifice was violent in real life, right? I mean if you never read the bible because of your ignorance that would be one thing

@@wolfgangamadeusmozart1293 you should watch Jesus Christ Superstar. It’s much better.

@@mangolorian so is passion

@@wolfgangamadeusmozart1293 the sacrifice is a fictional event written in 35 to 40 CE as a Passover play. There are no writings earlier than 85 CE which imply it was a real event. Pilate lost his governorship in real life for killing too many Jews. He never would have (1) released a killer of Romans (the released goat Barabus) or (2) killed someone because Jewish elders told him to.

@@geoffreysorkin5774 the sacrifice is not fictional, it is a real event that happened in order to save you, me and the rest of humanity. It was written in the four gospels, Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.

"Oh, my nipples are so tender, don't squeeze them anymore!" "He's...not as eloquent as I pictured..."

Obviously, someone had a gay BDSM fetish, but was too ashamed to admit it. Why else would someone make a movie about a guy getting whipped by another guy and then market it as a religious experience for the whole family?

@@foxymetroid I don't like this film but that was pretty lame.

@@foxymetroid well this is Mel Gibson we’re talking about…

Because this film is about his hour of passion. It's not about his whole life, it's about his sacrifice. I definitely recommend it to people. Jesus is dying for our sins here

@@wolfgangamadeusmozart1293 go back to your anti-abortion law making.

groovy

Ironically Forest Gump is probably closer to Jesus’s message than the Passion was. The guy was just a genuinely good person who liked helping people

@John Cena no it isn’t

@John Cena elaborate

@John Cena nope, but when you’re in every single comment chain it’s impossible to avoid you

Wow, your Bible teacher forced you to watch two shit films? I am so sorry for you

No it's not. It's bad and disrespectful unto our lord Jesus Christ. They got the message of this project wrong

@@wolfgangamadeusmozart1293 you should watch “life of Brian”, it’s much better

Just like they're still crucifying people in Detroit.

Because their review is awful and they got the message wrong

They reviewed this movie horribly

@@wolfgangamadeusmozart1293 finally someone said it. When I made this comment I was laughing but as a Christian my heart wasn't in it

***** I like the way you think I think Gibson saw the bible a little differently then others This is why I love the south park episode that shows the effect the film had on people and it's end message (i says this as a none religious person)

***** the south park end message not the message of the film

As we all should

***** Yeah I would watch both of those over this Overrated Christfest

OH GOD NOT LIFE OF BRIAN

“Fucking LARPers”

"What could possibly go wrong?" Famous last words

@@Mrkabrat Bubsy's famous words

Rexus He would probably record it on his iPad with a kiddie grip and upload it to mommy’s Instagram, drawing confusion from her fellow mommy followers

Dominico 18 Master Chief and Samus beating the hell out of Nathan Drake

Richard Baranowski sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me 😂

There was a planned sequel where he would have been nae nae'd for another two hours

+Alex Paolo Snob wen't back to his 2011/2013-14 look.

You poor little thing.

That's horrible! I only saw _The Exorcist_ that young; this is much more traumatic, and I had nightmares for weeks.

zemorph42 that's not even the worst of it XD my parents let me watch Arachnophobia at 2, and the Skeleton Key at 3 lol

It was so brutal

Santa Christ: "Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!"

No. Jim Caviezel deserved an award for playing Jesus.

Most American Mexican You'll Encounter i had alway assumed that Christian children were well off and legitimate. Sorry to hear you were a poor bastard version.

I grew up in a Christian household but my mom is cool and basically went "It's a little too intense for you right now. You can watch it someday". Watching as a 23 year old who actually knows quite a bit about history and is an atheist, I can see how manipulative this movie is.

This movie is an accurate representation of how The Last 12 Hours of Jesus was, how his trial was, how people mocked and hit him, the scourging at the pillar and the crucifixion. Most people don't like this movie because they're atheists or because they don't like watching Jesus pay the price for our transgressions

@@wolfgangamadeusmozart1293 or because they dont like watching a what, 2 hour film of jesus being whipped in slow motion. Not something most people would watch

@@mrgodzillaraptors8632 speak for yourself. There are people like me who enjoy this film. People who don't like it don't get the message of it.

I shouldn't have laugh as hard as did at this!

I thought it was Passion Of The Christ 2: Crucify This. P.S. Not my joke.

A sequel is happening, reports Jim Caviezel. twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1307773979059466240?s=19

Why are they skipping Two Towers?

@@geoffreysorkin5774 they’re saving that one for the Islam spinoff

This review was bad. They got the message wrong

Tape got stuck in the vcr? Lol

+Jack Pipsam you cut me with all that edge

+w7100 *facts

The Boss Stage1 aren't you just precious

+The Boss Stage1 lol true

Thanks

+Headbanger142 Oh,that makes me miss George Carlin so much.

+Headbanger142 As soon as they make a version of Dante's Inferno that includes Muhammad.

Atem Andrew So which circle would he fall into?

mattheviewer amazing

Uh huh. After dying on the tree, his body fell and exploded.

Vicente Hizon then they named the field after his exploded corpse

The field of blood

Vicente Hizon Akeldama

And the reason that he didn’t do it, he already had enough gore to make someone puke.

rayray1983 me lol

I love this review it’s a favorite of mine

+rayray1983 Me, it's always good to see some good old fashioned blasphemy on the Easter weekend.

woah...

Me

I've always said "Jesus could use more 90's" and they display that it is clearly the truth.

It didn't; Deadpool made about half of what the murdering Jesus movie grossed at the box office. Deadpool was definitely the better film, however..

Another 8 million or so should do it, but you are indeed right. Thanks for the correction.

+Ike the Nerd Mabey Deadpool 2?

Ahri The Nine-Tailed Fox true but it still doesn’t come close to lifetime grossing, that’s still passion of the Christ then, Deadpool, then American sniper, then It, and then Deadpool 2.

No doubt Deadpool 2 will pass passion of the Christ in lifetime grossing eventually

you know Christ died for all of our sins, and that’s why it’s R rated movie. He had to suffer for us so that’s why the movie is so violent

With a £58 million budget. That's peanuts nowadays. They still won''t throw and where near the kind of money at R rated projects that they do at PG-13 ones.

And Joker now. :)

Take that Passion

It's always the stupid movies that get hundreds of millions of dollars. People have such bad taste nowadays.

the difference is that Passion caused controversy and was ridiculed given it was mad by Mel...Deadpool was the exact opposite and dare say it...a lot more accurate to its source.......

And apparently that new nose got him laid.

The Gospels never detailed much of how badly Jesus was beaten, most of these other violent descriptions come from non-canonical sources. To be honest, I highly doubt any man could survive the scourging scene alone, there's a reason why romans limited the amount of lashes one could deliver with the Cat O' Nine Tails whip to about 12. That whip rips the flesh of the prisoner to shreds and too many lashes could kill them, yet Jesus in this movie took way more than 12 lashes, lost more blood than the human body could have, and considering how much he was scourged his body was supposed to look way worse than that. The Passion isn't realistic nor is it historically accurate at all, also the demonized depiciton of the romans as violent, barbarian brutes who had this vindictive spirit towards Jesus and can't stop beating him unless forced by their commander is largely exaggerated. The Bible portrays roman soldiers and centurions in a much more positive light, most of them being merciful and just, one even asked Jesus to heal his servant. Surprisingly, very few mentions of sadistic brutality or injustice on their part are found on the scriptures.

"You're still up on that cross."

You mean he didn't?

What trauma? This movie represents how the sacrifice of Jesus was. In the bible, it was violent and gruesome. You either don't like it because you're an atheist or because you have a sensitive stomach or something

@@wolfgangamadeusmozart1293 it scared them because of the violence.

@@dragonempress8367 no it didn't

@@wolfgangamadeusmozart1293 how do you fucking know?

@@wolfgangamadeusmozart1293 look you’re allowed to enjoy your torture porn however you want, but don’t be surprised when other people think it’s gross

+TeamChaosPrez I saw it at 14...religious Baptist family. Honestly I was bored to death by most of it...but that just adds to what you said. Kids aren't going to "get" the movie, whether it's because they're young and the blood is bad for them, or older and wondering why torture porn is going on for 2 freaking hours.

This film is not a torture porn. It's an accurate representation of Christ's sacrifice. Children shouldn't watch this yet, but grown members in your families and grown friends must watch this. I'll watch this by choice too. You don't like it cause you're either an atheist or a sensitive person.

@@Aladayle you people don't get the message of the film. That's what frustrates me

@@wolfgangamadeusmozart1293 the problem with the movie is that it’s entirely reliant on the audience knowing the source material. To anyone who doesn’t know the story of Jesus it’s just two hours of watching some dude get his shit kicked in. At best you can get the idea the Jesus was some cult leader and probably a decent dude but to anyone who isn’t already emotionally invested this movie is just gonna weird them out.

@@PikachuLittle correction: it's a masterpiece of two hours of watching our lord and savior giving up his life for us, with a few flashbacks from his ministry. People should know that Jesus was beaten and scourged horribly that you couldn't tell who he was anymore. What this movie is doing is showing an accurate representation of that. Other films like Jesus of Nazareth and heck, even The Last Temptation of Christ goes too lighthearted on the sacrifice, which I think it's disrespectful.

Chad Van Oostendorp Deadpool is the second coming of Christ. CONFIRMED!

No pun intended!

I honestly don't get how you can be a Christian and say that

Not everyone is going to have your exact same mindset. Not everyone follows God the same way or feels about certain things addressing Jesus the same way. The Bible was written thousands of years ago, could be translated very wrong, and it's incredibly vague on top of that. Everyone interprets it differently.. This is a movie. Not the Holy book itself. It's supposed to strike differently with everyone. It's supposed to be subjective. That's how media and opinions work.

Yes, but Jesus did die for us....and this is suppose to reflect on what all the stuff He went through. I don't get it.

@Yan I think it's a good legitimate question. If the person who actually had a supernatural encounter with God when making this film, I don't actually get how someone cannot appreciate it. I love how this argument or question makes me selfish and prejudice. If that's your great comeback, I might as well argue with a feminist.

@Yan The person who made the movie had a close encounter with GOD. That alone is complete and total disrespect on the bullshit that just came out of your mouth. You want respect and demand to be respected for your opinions, but you like to poke fun at our savior and what He died for by calling it a fetish film? The movie was suppose to impact you and see what He died for and how He died. There's many movies about Jesus, but none showed His death. You're more welcome to believe what you want, but just know I have a right to say something too. I like how you're on your high horse demanding my believes are wrong or invalid. I stand up for my believes, you stand for nothing, but what the MAJORITY feels. Oh, and because it hurts "others" feelings....I am going to call it out when I see it. Funny how you stand up for feminist that HATE men and making men fem. bitches, but not standing up for a GOD who DIED for YOUR SINS.

I fucking lost it reading this.

Fire, kill it with fire!

That's something that actually happened? Damn

I can't tell you the number of neo-Nazis who repented after watching Blazing Saddles

@edmund184 if that's true, then comedy is the solution to all problems.

@@ecgameplayer I can't tell you because I just don't know

I guess the movie is good for something….

I know, right? This movie doesn't stick with me because I now "went through" Jesus' experiences, it sticks with me because I now know what MILLIONS OF PEOPLE have gone through in our species' barbaric criminal justice systems from the dawn of time all the way into the 1700s or so.

What does that mean?🤨