The "PERFECT" BOYFRIEND Be Like

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Kurt Tocci

Kurt Tocci

Жыл бұрын

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the perfect man doesn't exis....😳😅
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@KurtTocci
@KurtTocci Жыл бұрын
LADIES! what are the things YOU like guys to do?? FELLAS! do YOU do any of these things??
@acoustic.guitar.gal501
@acoustic.guitar.gal501 Жыл бұрын
I can live without most of these, but if the guy is actually really happy about doing this and not thinking he has to 24/7 I won't complain. As long as we both are happy
@helenhanson1001
@helenhanson1001 Жыл бұрын
And wear guys tshirts too and just don’t be a dick
@cynthialoar9218
@cynthialoar9218 Жыл бұрын
Awww their so adorable 🥰
@joy1696
@joy1696 Жыл бұрын
Period was my fav. I would honestly melt at a guy who wants to listen to Taylor Swift with me. 💜 Massages, doing dishes, making dinner for each other, checks, and holding doors are things you should do for each other. Relationships, marriage, & dating are all about taking care of each other. 🤗
@ronjachristiansen5223
@ronjachristiansen5223 Жыл бұрын
that he is not perfect TBH)
@kassandra0
@kassandra0 Жыл бұрын
The hints of sarcasm through the whole video had me dying 😂
@arianalemus2787
@arianalemus2787 Жыл бұрын
Sameee! Bro is taking all his rage out in this video
@scottbui7734
@scottbui7734 Жыл бұрын
The fact that he automatically dropped FOUR cups of coffee on the floor just shows how dedicated he really is
@joy1696
@joy1696 Жыл бұрын
It's true, I was sad he dropped such yummy drinks tho. 🥲 And I'm not even a coffee drinker.
@lunaballuna
@lunaballuna Жыл бұрын
Shows how unhinged he is
@girlsrule3568
@girlsrule3568 Жыл бұрын
My dad always gives my mom flowers for no reason really 😂
@waheedabdullah6371
@waheedabdullah6371 Жыл бұрын
You forgot to say, "I'll carry all your bags", from the going shopping part
@noahpopal3058
@noahpopal3058 Жыл бұрын
They always want “ a knight in shining armor”
@Lonewolfalchemist
@Lonewolfalchemist Жыл бұрын
But end up leaving you for the dragon🥲
@noahpopal3058
@noahpopal3058 Жыл бұрын
@@Lonewolfalchemist HAHA
@jessicaskidmore6404
@jessicaskidmore6404 Жыл бұрын
My boyfriend does a lot of these things! I love Kurt's videos he is so bubbly. His videos always make me smile.
@ZachPincince
@ZachPincince Жыл бұрын
Error 404: guy like this not found 😆
@k0by.
@k0by. Жыл бұрын
RIP THAT COFEE
@daniellemilligan6307
@daniellemilligan6307 Жыл бұрын
Aside from the massage and food this is my hell. I would feel so guilty and horrible if someone tried to pay for everything and do everything, it doesn't have to be 50/50 but 100/0 would make me feel like a monster. Hilarious video tho!!
@templover12
@templover12 Жыл бұрын
SAME!!!
@jom678
@jom678 Жыл бұрын
Aside from hearing the phrase "your right" 🤣 Really the best is when my husband listens to me and give me his full attention when I need it with no hint of boredom or dread. Keep up the awesome videos👏
@leeshwan903
@leeshwan903 Жыл бұрын
Guys, take notes!!!! This vid is essentially a How-To guide for being the absolute _perfect_ boyfriend!!!
@KurtTocci
@KurtTocci Жыл бұрын
Just might change the title of the video to this 👏🏻😃
@andrethegreat2024
@andrethegreat2024 Жыл бұрын
@@KurtTocci hello
@leeshwan903
@leeshwan903 Жыл бұрын
@@KurtTocci Wooo!!! Never thought I'd start my day off with a heart from the man Kurt Tocci himself!!!!
@Lonewolfalchemist
@Lonewolfalchemist Жыл бұрын
And they still leave you for the guy that doesnt give them their way..🙄
@jmt8811
@jmt8811 Жыл бұрын
That would get old quick. simp nation no thanks
@kart9857
@kart9857 Жыл бұрын
Haha Kurt pretty accurate! Although I'd much rather be playing video games with my future boyfriend😂
@mirayoon1992
@mirayoon1992 Жыл бұрын
same
@Idonotlikepeanutbutter832
@Idonotlikepeanutbutter832 Жыл бұрын
Are you going to do a video (or at least a short for Saint Patrick's Day), like being pinched for not wearing green
@jackierenee1691
@jackierenee1691 Жыл бұрын
This is almost my husband, I get lots of flowers for no reason and foot rubs, offers to make some meals for me. But... 1: He'd never drop his drinks to answer my call immediately. He'd call me back later if he's busy. 2: Never let me drive his truck. I'm too short and it's s too big for me to see over the wheel (also I'm spoiled and make him drive me around) 3: he'd hide his credit card from me, wisely. I can get carried away sometimes. And 4: He already has a stash of "time of the month" emergency snacks and heating pad. I get tucked in bed, he slips me some melatonin, and then proceeds to have the living room to himself to shout at stuff on the TV and get Doritos everywhere. The opening every door thing got me laughing though. He does the same "stop I'm getting the door for you". He gets a weird look on his face when I try to hold the door for him 😂
@luvbieberfever8
@luvbieberfever8 Жыл бұрын
I get this entirely my man always feels weird when I drive his car he gets all nervous lol but I'll let him drive my car and he hates driving it to much technology he says for him lol
@triciaattina9263
@triciaattina9263 Жыл бұрын
He sounds wonderful !
@carissagonzalez9939
@carissagonzalez9939 Жыл бұрын
This video is spot on! 😂👏🏻good job Kurt 😅
@BrainMax_
@BrainMax_ Жыл бұрын
Please think about doing a short on going to the movie theater when Shazam Fury of the Gods or Super Mario movie comes out And an awesome idea for the Super Mario short would be not only you cosplaying as Mario, but get 2 other people to cosplay as Peach and Bowser. And have Bowser kidnap Peach by carrying her in his arms
@kylaann7668
@kylaann7668 Жыл бұрын
Always love your videos, they always bring me laughter!
@fmtbk8202
@fmtbk8202 Жыл бұрын
This video is so funny😂😂
@cheesyproductions1919
@cheesyproductions1919 Жыл бұрын
U know that type of bf is slowly dying inside
@CyberShadow66672
@CyberShadow66672 Жыл бұрын
Yep lol
@Dave12395
@Dave12395 Жыл бұрын
Or turning gay. Lol
@BunBun-nq9zl
@BunBun-nq9zl Жыл бұрын
Why is this reminding me of Chris Traeger from Parks and Rec? Especially when Ann was pregnant he was like doing EVERYTHING for her lol! 😂
@abcreatewithme5660
@abcreatewithme5660 Жыл бұрын
This was overwhelming and smothering 😂
@anikalapinoja
@anikalapinoja Жыл бұрын
Your a true gentleman.
@sandymills.27
@sandymills.27 Жыл бұрын
🥰:Wait, wait! 👹:I GOT IT 🤡:After you!
@antiisocial
@antiisocial Жыл бұрын
This is almost exactly what my wife wants me to do. All. The. Time. Smh lol
@karlaescutia1700
@karlaescutia1700 Жыл бұрын
Lol this true we all want that guy
@sommerwischmann1793
@sommerwischmann1793 Жыл бұрын
I mean… I wouldn’t object to this 😂🤣
@mlee2774
@mlee2774 Жыл бұрын
“Your period started?” *realizes I’m out of pads and have 4 days to go*
@kaelynmosenthin
@kaelynmosenthin 3 ай бұрын
This is one of the most passive-aggressive videos I've ever watched, I love it! 😂
@dnieto1466
@dnieto1466 Жыл бұрын
1:09 we need more of this in our society
@helenhanson1001
@helenhanson1001 Жыл бұрын
I would love to see Emily’s reaction to this
@kayleeng4505
@kayleeng4505 4 ай бұрын
Who's Emily?
@agentarmoire3540
@agentarmoire3540 Жыл бұрын
Lol reminds me of charles boyle
@meganwootton7107
@meganwootton7107 Жыл бұрын
I can see the pain in his eyes 😂😂😂
@galaxypaw779
@galaxypaw779 Жыл бұрын
hey kurt can you do a video showing your movie collection
@mightygamer252
@mightygamer252 Жыл бұрын
Lol 😂. Another awesome video.
@KatieCastleberry
@KatieCastleberry 11 ай бұрын
I love this. Especially the I got the check bit.
@hello_kitty_fan9963
@hello_kitty_fan9963 Жыл бұрын
His neighbors: what’s going on outside-oh no it’s Kurt again 👁👄👁
@Deathmetal021
@Deathmetal021 Жыл бұрын
Id only last a day like this
@CalmingKittenMultiverse
@CalmingKittenMultiverse 2 ай бұрын
I loved the fact of, while he was putting flower petals all over the bed, the song, "Thinking Out Loud" by Ed Sheeran played. I listened to that song earlier today! What a coincidence I hear it in this video too. One of my favorite songs
@sansygirl2024
@sansygirl2024 Жыл бұрын
Lol I liked the ending in the second dp movie.....dp did something like that
@Colinscorner5260
@Colinscorner5260 Жыл бұрын
I like how literally every word he says is sarcastic
@brijessie1521
@brijessie1521 Жыл бұрын
the sarcasm!! 🤣🤣🤣
@Cubesreal
@Cubesreal Жыл бұрын
Good video kurt keep it up!
@hayleythomas9644
@hayleythomas9644 11 ай бұрын
The fighting for the check is honestly every time my Asian mom goes an gets food
@juliettek.9440
@juliettek.9440 Жыл бұрын
Okay. So I used to have a boyfriend that would run to a door and open it for me, if it wasn’t for his hyper control freak mother I would still have him. Honestly, the side affects might have been worth the man….
@RabiezDeWorgen
@RabiezDeWorgen Жыл бұрын
nope nope nope nope. freedom is more important hover-mother-in-law. Usually those get worse, not better.
@LC-lw4vy
@LC-lw4vy 12 күн бұрын
lol there was a friends episode where one of the Baldwins was that boyfriend and Phoebe kicked him to the curb
@ShinbiBelldandy
@ShinbiBelldandy Жыл бұрын
I'm sending this to my husband! XD
@cloiespierrobertson9904
@cloiespierrobertson9904 Жыл бұрын
these videos make me so happy
@aspiringauthorerinrail2890
@aspiringauthorerinrail2890 Жыл бұрын
Me being single makes me yearn for this type of relationship! Also, Kurt is a Swiftie! Green Flag!
@vickyfoster157
@vickyfoster157 Жыл бұрын
Love your videos they always makes me smile keep up the good work
@livelonglovemuch
@livelonglovemuch Жыл бұрын
Love this so funny and so true x
@rebeccaroberts6801
@rebeccaroberts6801 Жыл бұрын
Pillows! I feel called out!
@CroissanT_T
@CroissanT_T Жыл бұрын
Boys, start taking notes. Got a long way ahead of us!
@daniellelivick3924
@daniellelivick3924 Жыл бұрын
I love ur videos and u are the guy every women wants
@spiritfox3257
@spiritfox3257 Жыл бұрын
As a girl I must say the only way to get us is having manners (being gentleman) or a guy who plays thier games but when u call they turn off thier game and talk to u
@softcherrycat1234
@softcherrycat1234 Жыл бұрын
0:42 my favorite part
@softcherrycat1234
@softcherrycat1234 Жыл бұрын
1:08 my favorite part
@m-dog4163
@m-dog4163 Жыл бұрын
Chivalry is never dead 😂
@mlee2774
@mlee2774 Жыл бұрын
True love cuddles while destroying each other on Xbox
@kedmonds2123
@kedmonds2123 Жыл бұрын
Kurt this is an adorable video!! Man if my bf did that for me I would absolutely die and go to heaven!!
@dannyk7226
@dannyk7226 Жыл бұрын
this rocks
@mayabotti2450
@mayabotti2450 Жыл бұрын
YAY!!! ANOTHER VIDEO!!!
@DeadSea225
@DeadSea225 Жыл бұрын
yes it is I love Talyors new album i lessoned to it that many times too or more
@zo_e1785
@zo_e1785 Жыл бұрын
This is my nightmare 😂
@kahanplayzz2617
@kahanplayzz2617 Жыл бұрын
Bro this is what makes u a simp 😂.. Anyways great video
@ur_fav_swifite
@ur_fav_swifite 4 ай бұрын
he sounded sarcastic
@alissaclifton8334
@alissaclifton8334 Жыл бұрын
For the next video you should do every Harry potter fan ever! By the way great content
@starflyer3219
@starflyer3219 Жыл бұрын
1:15 Hrrmf - there's no need for the attitude, Mister. It's couch for you tonight! 😒
@janellerod4865
@janellerod4865 Жыл бұрын
Yasss😂😂
@DeadSea225
@DeadSea225 Жыл бұрын
yes play her album and clean the house heck yes.
@sabrinastrauch2950
@sabrinastrauch2950 Жыл бұрын
At least, be Kurt. 😅❤
@aldc_sphere
@aldc_sphere 2 ай бұрын
Aww.... not even close, YOU GET THE TIP AND NO COMPLAINING-
@2011ANW
@2011ANW Жыл бұрын
I love my life is me Brooks 💕💕
@novalee4650
@novalee4650 Жыл бұрын
This was oddly arousing lol
@RaydivatheWriter
@RaydivatheWriter Жыл бұрын
Sooo basically every girl wants is a golden retriever in human form?
@KurtTocci
@KurtTocci Жыл бұрын
Women do love dogs lol
@joy1696
@joy1696 Жыл бұрын
@@KurtTocci ahem, but Kurt, some of us are cat girls. :3
@joy1696
@joy1696 Жыл бұрын
@Hithat’s awesome! In a world of dog people, it's nice to find people with the same interests. :3
@lunaballuna
@lunaballuna Жыл бұрын
I don't. I don't want a clingy guy who does everything I want and ask. That's really creepy and unhealthy. While my husband does some of this, kinda, (like he gives me a massage in the morning, will take over when he can tell the baby is overwhelming me to let me just chill by myself, makes my coffee in the morning, and makes time for us to be together), he doesn't go overboard and still has his own thing going on, his own hobbies, his own time to himself to play games (which I take our daughter out of the house so he isn't bothered bc he works hard af), and doesn't rely on me to define who he is or make me his only source of happiness. 10 years and we're still in love. He's the perfect man, boyfriend, and husband 😊❤
@sagarikabanerjee218
@sagarikabanerjee218 Жыл бұрын
O my gosh yaas wonderful.. But still I would say spilling the Starbucks coffee was a little too extra 😂😂. P.S This is absolutely the type of guy girls want..... which is impossible to find.
@andunicorns8679
@andunicorns8679 Жыл бұрын
I will never be this girl again😅😂😅
@mancityforlife17
@mancityforlife17 Жыл бұрын
Hi curt best youtuber forever
@katierose33
@katierose33 Жыл бұрын
Boys, I'm just going to say it - TAKE NOTES!!!
@thewweguy124
@thewweguy124 Жыл бұрын
so true
@jacobryanhobbs3150
@jacobryanhobbs3150 Жыл бұрын
do every nicktoons person ever
@RadioAYREVenezuela
@RadioAYREVenezuela Жыл бұрын
Disclaimer: this is no real. (Hahahahahhahahahhahahhahhaahahhaha)
@sansygirl2024
@sansygirl2024 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@ellew2726
@ellew2726 Жыл бұрын
This is an NPC not a human XD
@BIGGER_RED
@BIGGER_RED Жыл бұрын
You didn’t buy her Chick-fil-A!
@BLZLDR
@BLZLDR Жыл бұрын
Every simp 💀
@katiekirks1253
@katiekirks1253 Жыл бұрын
This isn't my idea of a "perfect" boyfriend, but it's nice concept. Great job on the video!
@tytylittle6933
@tytylittle6933 Жыл бұрын
lol kurt
@Chr1s_Playz07
@Chr1s_Playz07 5 ай бұрын
The perfect boyfriend... more like literally not a single boyfriend on earth
@BrendaMiller-xm4lw
@BrendaMiller-xm4lw Жыл бұрын
I wish my bf was like that lol
@RabiezDeWorgen
@RabiezDeWorgen Жыл бұрын
Any of those scenarios would have me questioning "what did he break?", "what does he want?", "where are my cats and are they okay?" before I took a step further.
@llamalady9810
@llamalady9810 Жыл бұрын
Nice job. Except the X Box scenario. That would be a flippin' nightmare.
@bhavyabisht4622
@bhavyabisht4622 Жыл бұрын
This video is really beautiful I wish to find a guy who could do some of these things for me It would be an amazing experience 😍❤️
@Leslie24
@Leslie24 Жыл бұрын
@shamhoyin9074
@shamhoyin9074 9 ай бұрын
I need to take notes I’m still single so if I have girlfriend and do these thanks kurt
@musicalifornia49
@musicalifornia49 Жыл бұрын
Anybody seen Austin and Lexi? This is literally Austin.
@kitsdollies2466
@kitsdollies2466 Жыл бұрын
I'm a lesbian and even I'm swooning LOL
@ladygwen2463
@ladygwen2463 Жыл бұрын
This would drive me insane....er
@theresaibler6942
@theresaibler6942 Жыл бұрын
❤❤❤
@jenarutberg9323
@jenarutberg9323 6 ай бұрын
It's a Stepford boyfriend lol... I'd wonder what universe I just woke up in, I think it would give me the creeps....a little too much togetherness and I don't do those films, I'd much prefer sarcasm and explosions or a really good old fashioned mystery. Lol
@Galebgaleb650
@Galebgaleb650 Жыл бұрын
Nice teachers be like:
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