The Pete & Sebastian Show - EP 526 (FULL EPISODE)

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Жыл бұрын

Sebastian's costume is a hit but Pete thinks dressing up for Halloween is unmanly.
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@mariawelsh3190 Жыл бұрын

Pete you were a sweetheart to tell that kid he could have two handfuls just because he said trick or treat. That was really nice👍

@christopherbic7688 Жыл бұрын

I see it

@RainsWorldVegasSlots Жыл бұрын

How bout thank you ! I give extra handfuls to kids that say thank you

@Jsd_1 Жыл бұрын

I remember when I was younger there was this house that had really nice Halloween decorations in the front yard and inside there enclosed porch . They had a wood coffin on the porch and the candy bucket was there with a sign saying take 1. Well one of the kids I was with said, take the whole thing. Well low and behold, the owner popped out of the casket and said TAKE ONE ! Scared the crap out of us

@moonchild9315 Жыл бұрын

Sebastian went from “on Halloween we shut the shit down, darkkkkk on Halloween” to dressing up at the Hilton dressed as a baby 😂 funny cus those are both his bits

@christopherbic7688 Жыл бұрын

Exactly

@moonchild9315 Жыл бұрын

@@christopherbic7688 only the real ones will understand this comment

@christopherbic7688 Жыл бұрын

@@moonchild9315 Shalom. I live in Colorado. Once again, our ballots have been manipulated. Once again, our state must burn with fierce indignation I have family and family and family here. Yet, once again, Colorado must burn. Perhaps all of it. Colorado must burn. Perhaps all of it. Only the real will understand this. Shalom

@christopherbic7688 Жыл бұрын

@@moonchild9315 May Gody help us. He is worthy of praise. May GOD help us through this journey. As it all burns. All of it Burns. To the ground. All of it. Only the real ones understand this. Shalom. Dear Sir.

@di2743 Жыл бұрын

O yeaaa🤣

@nicholasdecesare3149 Жыл бұрын

These guys are so amazing at what they do . Both are by far two of the best LEGENDARY!

@Luna-sz9uq Жыл бұрын

I died with Pete’s commentary on the mugshots. I was not expecting it. 😂😂😂

@snowman88mcb Жыл бұрын

The ad read was funnier than a lot of "specials" these days.

@barbarajankowski710 Жыл бұрын

We saw Pete at the Gramercy Theater this past Saturday night….HE KILLED IT! Thanks for a great night and for being so super nice when we met you at meet and greet.

@michael-yu3rb Жыл бұрын

When it comes to laughs, these 2 are savage!!!🇮🇹👍🏽

@di2743 Жыл бұрын

Pete's the BEST - the guy that wears a Santa 🎅 alone in the car - wreath on the license plate 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@DreamlandHollywood Жыл бұрын

OMG!!!!!! I broke down in tears at how they treated those kids! omg I'm crying my eyes out. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@fefetegs8994 Жыл бұрын

Ditto😭🙏

@celestialdragon3989 Жыл бұрын

Sebastian telling Pete how he should do Halloween……& he goes AWAY on Halloween 🙄

@adg8711 Жыл бұрын

Guess Momma Maniscalco didn’t lecture text Sebastian this week 😂

@kennethfinnegan2978 Жыл бұрын

The fun dip bit was hilarious Pete.

@brooklyn7722 Жыл бұрын

Yes it was

@christopherbic7688 Жыл бұрын

Yes

@sunchaser9726 Жыл бұрын

Sebastian dressed like a huge baby is probably the most freakiest thing that you could see after the sun has gone down and then the funniest when you realise it's a joke. Love the cast, wicked funny this time around

@wendymarie7151 Жыл бұрын

Pete is outstanding, get a pickle 🥒!! My grandmother would always hand out bags of popcorn 🍿😆😆😆!! These guys kill it every podcast 🤣🤣🤣

@chaicharin Жыл бұрын

We had a very serious issue with candy having needles and razors in them growing up here in the burbs of IL. Sebastian is not making this story up. They also were putting bad stuff in Tylenol to try and hurt people. There was some really strange things going on back in the day and all of our parents were scared of their kids getting hurt or poisoned.

@raleighmann3368 Жыл бұрын

That's why we have "child proof" caps today

@lynnerusso10 Жыл бұрын

Appreciate Sebastian’s recommendation to watch Yannis Pappas. OMG so funny, great social commentary. 😂🎉❤

@kennethgreggs5903 Жыл бұрын

This is by far one of the funniest episodes ever from these two!

@wendymarie7151 Жыл бұрын

Absolutely!! I was laughing so much my ribs hurt. This pair , quite the duo 😆😆😆😆😆

@racheller8753 Жыл бұрын

Your wife played you Sebastian!! ✌🏽♥️

@Hforoooo Жыл бұрын

37:20 “You don’t know what I gave you…get off the porch.” 😂

@melissawilds805 Жыл бұрын

Agree with Pete 🤣 men in costumes not being paid. Nope

@slf5141 Жыл бұрын

The baby costume was too much yes for a grown man lol .. i agree with your dad.... lol.. you went out like that?

@diannawilliams6923 Жыл бұрын

Sebastian you need to listen to Pete! You’re not hearing him.

@constantinosmavroyannis9409 Жыл бұрын

i thought if you dressed up as a baby they called the FBI on you and got you out of the neighborhood

@pixiedust817 Жыл бұрын

Pete is so damn funny 🤣

@gloriabaker4626 Жыл бұрын

I am so glad my father did not dress up for Halloween . I think we should let the kids have all the fun.

@christinawilson9179 Жыл бұрын

Anyone else watch Pete when Sebastian speaks lol his expressions are priceless

@NeilAndrewNAWP Жыл бұрын

hahaha, I love at 12:22 the Yerbae showcase. I bet Patrick held up a sign behind sebastian's camera that said " Show the Yerbae can" hahah classic little tiny drink to go with it. love you guys

@dennisklimavich3342 Жыл бұрын

Best line of the night: Pete" it amazing they remembered it was Halloween being on crystal meth"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@josephbordonaro Жыл бұрын

I'm with Pete on no costumes for adult men on Halloween - let alone dressed up like a baby. Halloween is a holiday for children.

@susanmulvey6311 Жыл бұрын

A man dressing as a baby!!! What a wuss!!

@christopherbic7688 Жыл бұрын

Yes

@calistafalcontail Жыл бұрын

Nah, it was actually a catholic holiday to honor the souls of the ones who passed and it was done way different...now its a stupid dress up game, totally removed from the spiritual aspect. I wonder if Sebastian did this because he had the dressing up as a baby joke in his stand up but it was about fetish.

@christopherbic7688 Жыл бұрын

@@calistafalcontail Shalom. No iit is broadcast as being removed from truth and life. Yet it is removed from truth and life.

@di2743 Жыл бұрын

sebastian is puddle of 💗 now! Gotta admit that costume is hilarious

@1maripaul Жыл бұрын

We have two of those banjo skeletons!!💀🎃😂

@psra8er512 Жыл бұрын

There was always that one house that would give out the best candy and the word got out quick... "Hey, you got to hit the 'Johnson's' house, they're giving out king size snicker bars"! Or, when we'd ring the door bell and no one answered, that's when the pumpkin on the porch got smashed. Lol

@traceythomas2359 Жыл бұрын

Right on with the Halloween present and past, guys!!! not one parent in the 50s would dress up in our neighbourhood...my Dad was a steelworker!! love it, so many laughs!

@chrisfloro3313 Жыл бұрын

pete never fails too make me crack the f up. Legend!

@di2743 Жыл бұрын

He can't say 2sentances without it being funny

@diannawilliams6923 Жыл бұрын

Pete, don’t listen to Sebastian! You can let the kids pick out from the bowl what they like.

@csl350 Жыл бұрын

Sebastian I was embarrassed for you, not only wearing a baby costume but pushing a crib !

@joecook183 Жыл бұрын

The Placement of the "binky" on his costume....hilarious

@izzideleo11eleven Жыл бұрын

In Eastern PA, every town does Halloween from 6-8pm. It makes for a much larger experience because everyone is out at once and frees people up to still keep a schedule.

@erinahrens178 Жыл бұрын

Classy move-let them pick their favorite candy. WTG Pete! Pixie sticks are cheap but the teens love it!

@MarianneMurray-vs4mx 9 ай бұрын

My birthday is on Halloween and it's the best. It's so much fun to see the kids in their costumes. Listening to your conversation brought back many wonderful memories. Thanks for sharing your stories..You guys are awesome.

@tweettweet2457 Жыл бұрын

Been listening to your podcast from the early days, but lived in Ireland. I’ve moved back to the states recently and FINALLY going to see you live Sebastian on Sunday night and CANNOT WAIT!! love you both ❤

@doreenvalenti-steele7122 Жыл бұрын

I purchased miracle sheets. They do not help my hot flashes at all and the material is uncomfortable and my dog doesn’t even like them. The towels are nice.

@17topaz Жыл бұрын

You can return them

@jaynecios Жыл бұрын

This podcast turned into a sheets podcast 😂 i am changing my sheets now!

@1Challino Жыл бұрын

Yesssss my day just got a whole lot better!

@russellfamilyfunnyfarm Жыл бұрын

We have two Jumping Spiders & a few other animatronics that pop up & scare the kids. Nothing horrendous, but yeah some kids get scared. Our kids are 2, 8, and 9. The youngest is a little scared, but we're teaching her not to be. Now she walks past them & says, "I not scared!". My older two LOVE the decorations! We leave the "crappy" bowl of candy out on the porch while we trick or Treat & they can help themselves. Then we get home for the last hour or two & answer the door for Trick Or Treaters & pass out the better candy... You know the Fun Dips, etc.! 😂 We like handing out the candy AND Trick or Treating so we try to all do both .

@N0tagrossi9968 Жыл бұрын

That was probably the most interesting ad I've seen on any podcast, you guys made it easy to sit through unlike others I see on other casts.

@Happy2bme2dae Жыл бұрын

How is it that things always work 99.9%? Why is nothing ever 100% guaranteed against something??? Like those sheets. You think these two guys are using those sheets?😂🤣😂

@Susan-cooks Жыл бұрын

The sheet promo was reminiscent of an SNL skit!!

@susanshew2373 Жыл бұрын

As for Halloween decorations, someone I know was decorating their yard with her small daughters, putting in the headstones, and her daughter asked her what those were. So she explained, like at a cemetery when people die they usually have what is called a headstone. Then her daughter asked her, "why are they here. . . are you and daddy going to die"? Not good. for a little tyke.

@slf5141 Жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh howling.. the old days of halloween with the parents... 🤣

@diannawilliams6923 Жыл бұрын

Why get mad at the houses with lights out? I hate Halloween. I think it’s ungodly.

@paulchristie4904 Жыл бұрын

He fell off a cliff before or after he beat the rams in 45 seconds? LOL

@viennagatewood3032 Жыл бұрын

We go by the porch lights to Signal which house is participating and if you don't figure it out that way you'll find out but I remember filling up pillow cases and having to have my dad Carry me and my Halloween loot home it was so much fun back in the day back in the hood

@coolhodgepodge5778 Жыл бұрын

I just paused the video and ordered the sheets. You sold me and I have never even thought about sheets before. Well played guys, well played.

@becxoxo4627 Жыл бұрын

Should of had the crib motorized. Imagine Sebastian zooming down the street lol

@mariacrochet8379 Жыл бұрын

Pete I'm impressed with your self control when the teenagers jumped in your leaf pile. Must be the one hitter that kept you calm. Heck it could be their last trick or treat. Good 4 U letting them have fun.

@nanwilder2853 Жыл бұрын

A grown man who needs a “one hitter” to stay calm, is no different than a 3 year old who still needs to suck on a baby bottle… Arrested Development = A lack of Coping Skills.

@Amy-dh6bk Жыл бұрын

Loved this edition. And those daycare workers deserve to be terminated. Who the hell terrorizes babies like that?

@1erinjames Жыл бұрын

They deserve prison.

@cynthia9745 Жыл бұрын

Pete is so witty! Love ❤️ him.

@lynnglynn721 Жыл бұрын

I have to go for Surgery tomorrow. If you can send a prayer my way, I appreciate it. Thank you.

@nvn__ Жыл бұрын

Great job guys 👍🏻, fun as usual.

@cmh9932 Жыл бұрын

So the point I was trying to make this Halloween with my family was, growing up if the porch light was on that meant they had candy. Turns out that's not a thing anymore. Everybody leaves their goddamn lights on and then looks at you like you're insane for showing up to their house to trick or treat. The ones that really get me are the ones that are decorated for Halloween have the porch light on and still don't do candy?!?! And Trust I don't mean that they ran out of candy.. I mean that they never had it and do not do it WTF? 🤦🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

@JohnMarascia Жыл бұрын

The Unsaid Rules. LMAO Sounds like The Cast has a book coming out!

@liselcox582 Жыл бұрын

Lol hilarious Halloween recap

@000_x9 Жыл бұрын

My hardest laugh on the cast was the scary sheet talk.

@janetlowden5960 Жыл бұрын

Have they tested the sheets on humans? Hey, we are sleeping in antimicrobial fabric?

@justafryguy Жыл бұрын

You guys can do a commercial for me any day, I hate commercials normally, but this was so funny and good.

@robinriback8619 Жыл бұрын

Comedian who is AS funny as you guys: Peter Kay from UK - He's coming to US soon. If you don't know him now, you really should. He's so unique

@kickedouttaconfession Жыл бұрын

The KZfaq specials right now are better than anything on Netflix.

@rbuk2112 Жыл бұрын

whats with all the commercial cuts now?? cmon man, miss the old cast do that on patreon,, and why all the directing to just see one guy?.. man , leave well enough alone lol

@a26martinez22 Жыл бұрын

That literally makes zero sense...why would they out ads on patreon which people pay for...they need to make money on the free service.let them

@paulhayne4914 Жыл бұрын

@a26martinez22 hahaha im glad someone got to it

@nanwilder2853 Жыл бұрын

@@a26martinez22: No, they need to make money from their REAL jobs! Making KZfaq videos is NOT a “real” job, so WHY do they have to be “monetized”?! Because everyone here is too greedy and entitled? Yes! The Ads are offensive, and I’ll never voluntarily sit through one. Nor will I ever PAY for someone’s podcast. Give me a break!

@MikeE- Жыл бұрын

😂 I had to lookup a picture of Sebastian dressed as a baby for Halloween when I heard that story

@Jo_spice_blackwood Жыл бұрын

"i had to so a drop off cos couldn't hold my load",, euphemism jokes started at that point, im sure im not the only one

@shannonnolan7002 Жыл бұрын

Pete is so wholesome. ❤

@danab333 Жыл бұрын

That's one way of putting it

@Ecuaman77Ord Жыл бұрын

Mom peals the sheets off. 😂 why did I enjoy the ad? They had fun with it

@sunndayy2487 Жыл бұрын

People in your area don't celebrate the devil's halloween

@firstaozlastaoz8212 Жыл бұрын

Sebastian- half the fun for kids IS picking their favorite candy. Let them pick & praise them for good manners.

@nanwilder2853 Жыл бұрын

I agree with Sebastian on this one : There is no CHOOSING, just saying Thank You for what you are given… If, God forbid, you end up with candy that you don’t like, you simply TRADE with a sibling or friend-or GIVE it to a parent! Worst case scenario? You say a polite No Thank You, and proceed to the next house.

@rebeccagroves6646 Жыл бұрын

I watch this show everyday for my daily dose of funny. You guys are fantastic.

@miniaturesculptureartby23r20 Жыл бұрын

Hilarious takes on the costumes!! :D

@SEYEBONOMUSIC-2 Жыл бұрын

LOLOLOLOL!!!😂 You guys are funny.

@dianebruns9305 Жыл бұрын

I really enjoyed this episode it was really funny...👻

@robertbradt8249 Жыл бұрын

Yay. My best birthday present yet today 😊

@meganbrown7484 Жыл бұрын

You guys are hilarious with the ads, I'm loving it!

@juliecorr970 Жыл бұрын

The daycare workers were arrested and fired. That was horrific

@anthonypalillo7243 Жыл бұрын

Next thing you know Sebastian's at the Hilton on a Saturday with 863 other people who like to dress like a baby

@russellfamilyfunnyfarm Жыл бұрын

I'm so glad they fired those day care workers that did that to those poor babies! I saw that on the news and I was SO pissed. I refuse to put my 3 kids in a daycare. I'm a stay at home Mama cuz I just don't trust anyone to watch them. I know some parents don't have a choice, so I get so angry hearing about stuff that goes on with Daycare workers. A while ago I saw on the news video footage of them kicking pre-schooler's and stepping on their hands. And screaming in their faces, verbally insulting & belittling them. It made me sick to my stomach to see.

@aylakilic4082 Жыл бұрын

I so look forward to the ads in the podcast 🤣🤣

@Freempg Жыл бұрын

The bed sheet commercial was hilarious.

@TRUESTHEART Жыл бұрын

Pete❤️❤️ the little creature suffocater is back !!❤️❤️

@cheryltaylor9286 Жыл бұрын

Great Show. Took me a couple days to finish watching. Life stuff hampered my Pete and Sabastin watching zone. Buttttt, loved the show. Thanks. C Happy pre Thanksgiving you two.

@kristnpmi2786 Жыл бұрын

Next year Sebastian should buy Pete the skeleton that plays a banjo

@SicilianStrega13 Жыл бұрын

Why isn’t Pete writing for Sebastian’s new show?

@teacherreadtous4273 Жыл бұрын

Miracle Sheets, sold!

@andriadebose8484 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣funny how it mom cut ur candy with a razor!! Lol

@brooklyn7722 Жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha Pulverized candy...... That's was so hilarious Hahahahahahaha

@mariacrochet8379 Жыл бұрын

I agree with Sebastian on the going dark on Halloween. Even for the childless, it's a chance to do something nice for neighborhood kids. It takes a village.