The Pete & Sebastian Show - EP 530 "Dye Jobs/Karate Master" (FULL EPISODE)

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The guys talk about Dye Jobs, Pete calls out a Karate Master, and Sebastian performs for some Movie Masters...
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@pixiedust817 Жыл бұрын

I absolutely love how grounded Pete is. Not only that but he is quick and so funny.

@shannonnolan7002 Жыл бұрын

Right?! He seems so genuine.

@KZ_MMA_ Жыл бұрын

@@shannonnolan7002 that's the weed 😜😂

@pixiedust817 Жыл бұрын

@@KZ_MMA_ it may add to it 😂 but he doesn't have any airs about him. He's a regular guy. Never condescending. I love that about him.

@straight.no.chaser1708 Жыл бұрын

I think it’s the influence of his Irish mother

@randomelvis3359 Жыл бұрын

I’m fonder of Pete these days tbh

@mykalmatters8322 Жыл бұрын

Pete would make a fantastic bartender. Guy’s like a modern day Sam Malone.

@thegandolfos Жыл бұрын

I was literally laughing out loud this episode. When Seb didn’t know who Van Morrison was and Pete couldn’t believe it, I was dying. You guys are killing it! Seb’s new Netflix special is hilarious, too! My mom is exactly like Lana when ordering at restaurants so I sent the link to my dad. Everyone should be required to work in a restaurant before going to eat at a restaurant.

@Frankf9382 Жыл бұрын

I don't know if it is just me but this show really has picked up this past year or so and keeps getting better.

@thegandolfos Жыл бұрын

Agreed

@peter660 Жыл бұрын

I usually dont comment cringey crap on youtube, but watching these episodes each week really makes me laugh and have a good time by myself. there I said it...

@agall1013 Жыл бұрын

Peter you have a lot of company 😊

@brooklyn7722 Жыл бұрын

Excellent

@Sharoncat2008 Жыл бұрын

me too, I can watch old shows and entertain myself all day long.

@dshepherd107 Жыл бұрын

You’re not alone. Lot of us out there 😉

@jld4870 Жыл бұрын

All by myself..la la la just how I like it.

@ChevyBoyCallofDuty Жыл бұрын

Bro, when Sebastian said “To be continued,” I fricken lost it. Like NOOO!! 😂😂 Guys great episode, such an awesome cast! Laughed my ass off the entire time!

@shannonnolan7002 Жыл бұрын

Prince of comedy. Pete nailed it!

@sallycasas4170 Жыл бұрын

Looking at the wild chicken while stoned gave Pete gray hair🤣

@roxannetracy2931 Жыл бұрын

Sebastian, the Netflix Special was amazing. I laughed my ass off this morning first thing! Best freaking way to start a day. You're getting funnier and funnier, which I didn't know was possible. Love ya man. Pete, I believe in my heart of hearts you MUST have a Netflix Special. Love ya man.

@randomelvis3359 Жыл бұрын

You have got to be joking…. (Unlike the special)

@matttyrrell9502 Жыл бұрын

As nick swardson would say in grandmas boy...shits weak

@randomelvis3359 Жыл бұрын

@@matttyrrell9502 exactly…. How’s an artist suppose to improve if they put out shit and everyone says it’s good… today’s people are blinded in nostalgia … but it ain’t what it used to be

@Sharoncat2008 Жыл бұрын

Why can't watchers just enjoy all the fun and laughs and sharing we get from the both of you without judging, clothes you're wearing, drinks, scenery, etc. Thanks for each and every show you take time to give us. Stay the same as you have always been. Greg and I look forward to when we see a new Cast is up on KZfaq.

@howardhill3395 Жыл бұрын

Sebastian has a flamboyant "Saturday night fever John Travolta" quality.

@bigwill-pn5xc Жыл бұрын

Didn't want this one to end. So good.

@TheMajor8478 Жыл бұрын

The "dye job guy" jab by Sebastian killed me lmao 🤣

@mbethtml Жыл бұрын

This episode had me in stitches..... can't wait for next week....

@baTonkaTruck Жыл бұрын

“Did you work at Lehman Brothers??” is my vote for joke of the year, holy shit I’m dead.

@roblegault4587 Жыл бұрын

Your Omaha steaks promo is absolute gold. The way you describe chicken. Wow.

@philmakris8507 Жыл бұрын

Best line of the cast " anybody got Bobby Conavalli's phone number" 🤣

@mariawelsh3190 Жыл бұрын

"The person that made the thing,steps away from it.. and cries🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 priceless.

@lindagerman1782 Жыл бұрын

You guys are really great parents!!

@brooklyn7722 Жыл бұрын

They sure are

@mayc8674 Жыл бұрын

My son got a manscape for Christmas. His manscape came with a set of toner, moisturizer and cologne. The bottles said Ball toner, Ball moisturizer, etc. He had to fly to California that following week. When he went through customs he was told he was going to be searched. Apparently he forgot no liquid rule. Before he knew it he had the costums lady ask the next if she knew what Ball Toner was holding the bottle up. Then a few minutes later there were 5 custom agent ladies calling a supervisor who also happened to be a lady asking about the Ball toner. He was mortified. 😂

@bernadettetretola8800 Жыл бұрын

Look at Pete with actual earbuds in, finally ditched the wires🥰 Love this show!!!

@gddys Жыл бұрын

The visual of pete sitting on a bench looking at a chicken is funny and sad at the same time.

@mariacrochet8379 Жыл бұрын

"Into the Mystic" and "Soul Shine" are my favorites. Sebastian doesn't even know how lucky he was to be there!!

@butterfly7624 11 ай бұрын

I'm dying! I love seeing Sebastian laugh hysterically at Pete

@sarabarker2219 Жыл бұрын

Pete please don't over do it with praising Sebastian, you are special also, we love you too Pete ❤️ 😘 💙 💜 💖 Sebastian does enough for his self, and I hope he reads my comment, we love you Pete and your family 👪 💙

@randomelvis3359 Жыл бұрын

Well said Sara… email Pete, he replies 👌🏻

@janiebrossmann1178 Жыл бұрын

Omg You guys seriously know how to make me laugh the entire time…each and every episode 😂😂

@lynnglynn721 Жыл бұрын

Hilarious episode of The Cast! Yes, character on Dear John, loved him, AND YES to Larry on Three's Company. AND YES to PETE. and SEBASTIAN!!!!!

@rudyd7929 Жыл бұрын

Peteeeey! Hey Sebastian, a hoody? What's next, a backpack and a backwards baseball cap? I love you guys...

@mrspgp Жыл бұрын

this pod yous do is one of the best comedy shows on air and better than most comedy specials! and just watched "Is It Me" so so good! killed it again Sebastian 👏🏻🤣yous always got me laughin like a mental patient 😂

@Mynameisjoof Жыл бұрын

This one was legendary. Can’t wait for part 2!

@mariecavall176 Жыл бұрын

Love it ! Thanks for bringing laughter and humor to my day !

@mariaguardanapo7826 Жыл бұрын

Pete is a wonderful person and very Real!! I look forward every week for this to hear Pete!

@slf5141 Жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh... i had a terrible day thank you for the laughs ...needed it

@viennagatewood3032 Жыл бұрын

Pete put that karate school on blast if you get my drift

@sezman100 Жыл бұрын

Bringing class back to youtube.

@scratchlessputters Жыл бұрын

By FAR the Funniest episode I’ve watched of them, Amazing!! 😂 Can’t wait for next week!!

@Doomsense Жыл бұрын

Great special Sebastian! Now just need a 2022 Pete special

@maryhoppenworth2501 Жыл бұрын

PETE - please start an additional podcast with yourself and guests!!!!

@mariaguardanapo7826 Жыл бұрын

Yes Pete! Start your OWN PODCAST!

@TheFoodie101 Жыл бұрын

yes!

@Lori68iou1 Жыл бұрын

THIS IS A TEAM!!!🤯

@andriadebose3403 Жыл бұрын

Love you guys! You both are so handsome w/ur salt and pepper hair. Keep it salt & pepper as long as you can. I think it's great Sebastian that you make sure to go to Seraphina's recitals. I played piano from 5-18yrs.old & had recitals, etc. I was so nervous and shy as a little girl and I absolutely hated being in front of people but my mom made me. It would have meant so much if my dad could have been there. He didn't attend not one of my recitals. To this day, I can still remember the experience of the recitals in those huge beautiful Victorian homes in SF. She will forever remember you were there for her. She is loved is what she will remember.

@aedmo1952 Жыл бұрын

I love how Pete is!! He is not only hysterical in his own right...but he is not a fan of Sebastian...he is a true friend!!

@crazymoon48187 Жыл бұрын

Who knew the cast could get even better 😂😂😂😂

@sandirunge4841 Жыл бұрын

As always hilarious to see you both enjoying each other. Ty

@joeyd7728 Жыл бұрын

Bro I’m dying about the die-job! A new guy started at work a couple weeks ago. I seen him coming from about 20 yards away, picked up his die-job beard instantly, first thing I seen!Lmfbo

@dianebruns9305 Жыл бұрын

Another hilarious show I love the way both of you bounce off each other makes me laugh really hard I didn't want to show to end.... Little big cruel though to be continued I didn't want to show it in see you next week guys. Thank you 👏👏👏

@Verifiedsinger Жыл бұрын

I wish my fiancé would pay attention to me the way Pete pays attention to Sebastian

@loving_lioness3518 Жыл бұрын

LMFAO Pete..."it's not like I'm on a bicycle with a needle hanging outta my arm AH I FORGOT MY WALLET" 😂🤭😆🤣

@Jessica-kt3ne Жыл бұрын

Lmfao I died

@ReservoirOfHawgs Жыл бұрын

You said Fire Hydrant!…. Pete, you say what SOME people think but are afraid to say, in a timely manner, no less!

@melxnielong Жыл бұрын

Fantastic episode- was smiling the entire show & now my face hurts lol love you guys!!

@coffee2luv Жыл бұрын

@victoryak86 2 ай бұрын

Pete could not be more right about the “Mr. policy” karate teacher. He handled that guy exactly how he should.

@jenniferkeagy6425 Жыл бұрын

Just recently started watching instead of listening! The facial expressions of these two! Priceless and funny AF!

@cmh9932 Жыл бұрын

Don't forget Sebastian we're going to need that Benicio story!

@EweCantHandletheTruth Жыл бұрын

It’s hilarious how much these 2 genuinely crack each other up every 2 minutes..

@plastermaster3635 7 ай бұрын

"Look at me" ya act like I'm pulling up on bike with a needle dangling outta my arm lmao 🤣 😂

@lindabassettiross492 Жыл бұрын

GREAT SHOW!

@sallycasas4170 Жыл бұрын

"At the very least you can be a tree"🤣

@chriscotard9521 Жыл бұрын

Great stuff ! Big fan guys !!

@benjaminfrank_ Жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ not even 10 minutes into the new episode and we get hit with the first ad jeeeeez

@susanshew2373 Жыл бұрын

About the grey. . . . look at Steve Martin. . he never ages!! LOL

@brooklyn7722 Жыл бұрын

He got a face lift

@jaxokream Жыл бұрын

The special is amazing 💯💯💯

@jillianguillery9604 Жыл бұрын

Watching it tonight, can't wait!

@randomelvis3359 Жыл бұрын

@@jillianguillery9604 I made it to the end…. Just

@peterorfanos5874 Жыл бұрын

This was one of the best episodes in so long !!! Last 20 minutes were KILLER

@mannarchy5795 Жыл бұрын

Great ep. 👏🏽👏🏽😂😂 even the ads were funny, Pete & Sebastian are on 🔥🔥👑

@shelleycampbell623 Жыл бұрын

I love it when yall boys tok bout da kiddies and those awesome wifies!!! ❤❤❤❤yall🎅🎅🎅🎅

@alixalford6011 Жыл бұрын

Watched the ending on repeat. Laughed so hard. Love yous

@jld4870 Жыл бұрын

“I know the catalogue, I just don’t know who sings it” 🤣

@dmountain390 Жыл бұрын

And just like that... the cast is back

@davidjamespiano Жыл бұрын

"Whatta this guy sing??" LOL ..... LMAO hilarious. Fn' classic remakr, reminds me of talkin' with my own family omg ..... love it.

@ReservoirOfHawgs Жыл бұрын

Pete, did She immediately toss it out while looking at you, by chance? 🤣

@JFairhart Жыл бұрын

These guys are so cool, the only way they could be more cool is if they were actually connected.

@monica11760 Жыл бұрын

oh my gosh their reading of the commercials is hilarious, too. They would be outtakes for probably everyone else! LOL!!!

@davidtanasi243 Жыл бұрын

Great episode! Can‘t wait for next week!

@sandya2023 Жыл бұрын

Thanks guys for the laughs!!

@lisaquercia1836 Жыл бұрын

Aww guys don’t leave us hangin!

@sunnybeachwalks4k2022 Жыл бұрын

Petey… Biscuit! They coulda just give Pete the damn coffee !!! 😂

@apocketfullofsunshine6060 11 ай бұрын

Love the cast!! Thx as always for the laughs!

@patriciasavoth4157 Жыл бұрын

Just the BEST ❤

@Growthisinthedirt Жыл бұрын

Sebastian's Netflix wasn't his best, but I did laugh. His other 3 on Netflix we're top notch. Love y'all!

@nickcalxcii Жыл бұрын

“Tone it down with the pastels.” - some Capo regime, probably

@lonawhitten6854 Жыл бұрын

HILARIOUS CAST😂😂

@paulastapleton2402 Жыл бұрын

Change NOTHING please! You guys are the perfect potion! Merry Christmas 🤶 🎄 from TORONTO ✌🙏

@lisasheffield9706 Жыл бұрын

Great cast guys lmao 🤣 😆

@fitnessworkoutsbyafitmom8665 Жыл бұрын

Lol love threes company! We have a vcr with tapes of it

@CiaoColeG Жыл бұрын

I love your ad reads 🤣🤣

@northernchristine7370 Жыл бұрын

The “skin like Tommy Lee Jones”comment 😀😀 Hilarious!

@Russ12Buss Жыл бұрын

From egg nog to nice hog had me rollin’!!!!! They’re a comedy match made in Heaven.

@kevsstream6349 Жыл бұрын

I felt like I watched "Is It Me" before, anyone else? Sebastian must have plucked some gems from previous Casts episodes.

@hook__5710 Жыл бұрын

When Pete said ROCK BOTTOM I laughed so hard I practically cried.

@Dimantledpenguin99 Жыл бұрын

hes definetly that guy top 5 !

@deejergia27 Жыл бұрын

I love your energy always between you two. U crack each other up. I laugh the entire time!

@biancadistefano7612 Жыл бұрын

The first words out of your mouth better be " I got a dye job" address it!😂

@ItsWhatILike77 Жыл бұрын

Customer service definitely is in a downward spiral all over. Tradespeople won't even call you back, If they have other jobs - like Pete's roofers, waiters and waitresses just expecting large tips - even with dismal service; I remember the golden era, when service stations actually still checked your oil/other fluid levels/tire pressure/etc... Nowadays, you've got to go inside to pay before you even pump your gas. Class and decency Need to make a Huge comeback in our society.

@philmakris8507 Жыл бұрын

Was it the same coffee place where you would steal the wi-fi from Pete?

@diannawilliams6923 Жыл бұрын

Pete, you should have mentioned the business name of the bad Karate place.

@paulofdirt538 Жыл бұрын

Just watched it w/adds. Patreon OG. ladies 😎. You are beasts.

@randomelvis3359 Жыл бұрын

Hold on guys…. I’m gonna watch Sebastian’s new Netflix special tonight!! 😃 Watched it…… wasn’t special 🤷🏼‍♂️

@guan7930 Жыл бұрын

If anyone is not in a good mood 35:04- 35:55 will 100% make your day 😂

@AgendaInMind Жыл бұрын

No snow stories from Buffalo?!?! How far in advance was this filmed?!

@shannonnolan7002 Жыл бұрын

We gotta Cliff Hanger. Can’t wait to hear what happened or what Sebastian learned at the party’s cocktail hour.

@susanshew2373 Жыл бұрын

Being an ex flight attendant, I have to disagree with you, Sebastian. . . . the young ones seem to be lazy, (not all of them), the more senior (not all of them) ones are like the one you had going back. Before I retired, I found that many of the new hires did not want to do the service properly. . . instead of a separate beverage service first, they would want to combine beverage and meal service. As for sitting up on takeoff and landing, that flight attendant was correct about accidents being more prevalent on takeoff and landing, and it is best to sit up to protect yourself from injury, also.

@aedmo1952 Жыл бұрын

Hysterical!!!!