I agree it's fake in some way, but I know 4 seperate people, and know of a good 3 more who are some variation of this person.

It's honestly so tiresome. A dozen and two it seems

A statement of our times

I can tell it’s fake because the burger chain they mention doesn’t have a single location in the entire state

*Don't translate..., भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु*

They're both fucking the vacuum repair lady!

You're laughing. The broom is locked up and you're laughing.

Youre laughing. The vacuum is both broken and missing and two of my roommates/rotating polycule are fucking the vaccuum repair lady and youre laughing.

*Don't translate..., भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु*

​@@ville__ jokes on you, my heart stopped over a year ago. And don't go for my brain, I had a lobotomy, you can have it but it'll be no use

> spend less on emotional suplements "No "

It's almost like a rudimentary understanding of basic economics would vastly improve the situa--oh, wait.

i like how your take away from the fake story is that the people wjo were written to be insane are stupid because of anti capitalism and not because its necessary for the story ​@@WK-47

as someone once kicked out of a car for throat-singing (to be fair i was warned)m I can neither confirm nor deny that it is capable of openning clown-dimensional doors. The fact that I'm often not seen for weeks has nothing to do with this.

I housed a now ex-friend who was OP's character but 1000x worse in 2019-20. A lot of this is standard queer communal living mess, well done, but god. Some of the details are too spot on. 5 am throat singing for her discord polycule woke me and other housemate up so many goddamn times. It was even worse when ex-friend moved to (what she turned into) the cult house. She has been an actual menace in multiple states and I KNOW she must have watched this play out in real time. She's niche Tumblr famous and dated a looot of fans. Story wasn't dark enough for OP to have known her personally, but I am kind of wondering if some of the jokes escaped containment. Never go to the desert with an eld-ish millennial Tumblr woman We are not allowing friends to be taken to or from or through the wilderness Do not make me restart the support group

Not my roommate keeping the whole apartment building up with the Sardaukar chanting😭😭😭

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA

@@radishfest not gonna lie, I could feel the fury from that last line

one only tells the truth and one only tells lies

​@@whalesharkgirI the third speaks only in David Bowie themed riddles

Do they smoke weed?

My favorite polycule is any cause I'm single. 🙃

@@orenbernstein3277 yes, actually

*Don't translate..., भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु*.

If I may contribute to your sims worldbuilding, my guess is they've commandeered an abandoned preschool

@@joelsavoie8641that's an awesome idea actually

This is such a good idea, thank you lol

​@@ville__nice try, I'm protected by Immunity Dog

PORTLAND MOMENT

I just laughed so fucking hard.

Can I live with Sock so we can be insufferably autistic together

I go by sock and was so confused on what you meant at first omfg nOo

@@compassrose1466 BUT DID YOU DO THE DISHES SOCK??? /jk

Today i learned

@@LynnHermioneAnd yet, there are people who think there's nothing really educational on the Internet.

Yeah I heard that I'm like I've never heard of that

Oh my god, their poor dog doesn't even have an appendix!

@@skylarjohnson7779 Who stole the dog's appendix? #RealCrimeAppendix-napping

but thats honestly the funniest thing about the story too, because it would have been so easy for spinderscatcher to just fall back on weed jokes and portland stoner stereotypes but they didnt. they took the road less travelled and thats fucking awesome lol

Don't drag weed into this madness lol

Extra layer to the madness: No one is smoking it, but they're all on edibles, see the beads budget. 😅

Seriously. In Portland? Maybe they don't smoke weed, and stick to edibles?

Theyre all on "emotional supplements"

Ooh I didn't know that I'm gonna have to look into animal anatomy a little more

It's only because of tumblr that I knew that already! Man, vetblr was a blessing ❤

@@bastiankrdogs can’t internalize any appendix either

*appendices tho.

*Don't translate..., भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु*

Didn't know i needed the idea of "poly stormtroopers" in my head until now

"You look a little short for a polystormtrooper." "What? Oh, the helmet. Listen, my name is K. C sent me, and I've come here to rescue you!" "C? Um... yeah, kinda awks, but we're kinda in a hate phase r/n after he hasn't gotten the vacuum cleaner fixed but is still with the vacuum cleaner repair lady I'm totally not jelly of. This is literally the worst day of my life, even after yesterday when I saw my home planet get completely destroyed by a laser."

Same. I've just laughed until I had a coughing fit and my roommate probably thinks I'm going insane. 😂

As a pretty closeted transgender man I cackled when I heard that! (Because it’s overbearing) love you tumbler but the internet brain rot around here is reallll. 😂

It’s so funny like you can’t just say something is gender neutral and have it be true

Gohnads is the word everyone needs

Everyone here understands it's a joke right? Like, taking something that isn't explicitly about gender and adding (gender neutral) is one of my favourite bits lmao

@@Nat_778 yes everyone knows

Car-centric city planning and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

@@samanthaamburgey4128ik a good city with pretty ok public transport and biking in virginia, theres a bikelane the whole way through, its quite nice

They live in fucking Portland! Which has one of the best transit systems in the country!

tbf that’s a very low bar @@samaustin339

I had to pause the video at that point because i just lost it lol

I love those puzzles

Return of the Obra Dinner Plan

and when everyone sleeps

Is it also a murder mystery? XD I love it

@@trollanlord85and who everyone is sleeping with

many such cases, i fear

I guess the focus on knowing who's smashing who was more important for them than living in a clean and well kept home.

Not knowing what that means or wanting to I can tell you that many people in Portland are very pat like and androgynous. So wouldn't it be like pot luck ?

@@BoxcarPhill Your comment qualifies as a registered Republican lol.

@@MK_ULTRA420what? Because they want to be clean??

Also the monthly thing seems insane. That's like all the cons of both monogamy (having to chose one person and rely on them for a lot of your emotional needs) and polyamory (a lot of boundaries to negotiate). It's more like scheduled serial monogamy. A sensible polycule schedule is more like "hey Saturday is our weekly date night so no planning hookups for then". Or even just having all the difficulty scheduling a full group date as it is scheduling DND sessions.

Anytime you have multiple people with different schedules, it makes sense to be organized.

It’s the way that it’s scheduled that’s crazy to me

I think scheduling date nights and stuff like that is reasonable. Rotating who is in a relationship with who is completely ridiculous.

if this story is real then OP is probably actually monogamous and is Jealous of C's romantic relationships (with P? with the vacuum lady?) but is in denial about it.

Especially in Portland 😂 it's not as expensive as cali but it is still expensive

To be fair, if you take into account that it's 24h/week part time, its not a horrible wage. And when you take into account not paying rent, it could be a decent economic situation - or even quite all right if they got another part time job.

@@argentinelawdness oh yes for sure, for a part time job with no rent, good budgeting would allow you some luxuries. For a single person anyways.

I was looking for this comment lmao. Maybe the privilege is they don't actually do much work, cause it's not the money.

@@argentinelawdnessIt's about 1/3 more than minimum wage

Didnt simon and garfunkel like make a song about that shit or smth

I've heard of a May-December romance to describe an age gap, but idk what the hell a 'March and July' girlfriend is

yeah that was the most Portland-y thing imo lol

"Sorry honey, I'm dating Abigail this month. Can't pencil you in til ehhhhh, February."

your profile pic looks like jschlatts mascot rammy when small

I eat nutritional yeast plain...

@@abyssalnightmare551 NGL it's frigging tasty.

Honestly I was waiting for OP to confess at the end that the whole thing was made up by playing on the Sims

LMAOOO

@@vbrapidamn that would explain everything honestly

The Sims period that's basically the death spiral of many of house. Sometimes people legit just fall over dead because they're been too angry and depressed to wash and eat. Passing out in the street after losing a fight doesn't help either...

I would watch the documentary

*Don't translate.. भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु*

God,I can imagine the sheer amount of "non-binary" and "poly" predators you have to suffer😂😂

@@ville__oooooh shit, promise?

Thanks for the inside info

@@ville__ You're annoying as hell, stop my heart yourself already or get out

for real. I snort laughed so hard at that

That and the “they *only* spend a little more than $400 on shared groceries” like in what world is that a pittance

*Don't translate.., भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु* .

​@@ville__ I bind you from doing harm to yourself or other people. Also you have been reported for spam.

lost my mind bc u KNOW theyre using it undiluted if they’re going through it that fast dryest skin in the game dude

Where the heck is 26k lavish?

​​​​@@jman5949 90% of the world? Look outside your bubble, buddy. I earn 600$ a month and in my country that's 3 times the minimum salary. Full fridge, full wardrobe, bills payed on time. I guess the prices must be insane in America for you to say that and assume the rest of the world is also like that

​​@@soyjoyyYes, prices are insane right now in the US. A full basket of groceries to last the week for a family of three cost $80 a decade ago; now for just me, eating light and cheap to save money, it's over $100. A lot of the problems we face are due to our economy being bloated, inefficient, lavish, and deliberately wasteful in pursuit of short-term growth. Lots of it is service-oriented, created in times of prosperity, and in a slump, that's the first area to suffer. (People stop going for massages in favor of paying for food and bills when finances get tight, obviously.) That causes rippling problems across huge swaths of the population. Corporations, courting politicians by lobbying, are allowed to continue to prioritize profit over benefit to society, so they raise prices without really raising wages. Now the living situation is untenable. As an adult I make $17/hr, working 40 hour weeks, doing relatively unskilled labor, but well. I own my house through inheritance and am fortunate to have 4 nice, upstanding people (my sister, her boyfriend, and a couple I'm friends with) to live with me to split the bills. Only electricity, water, internet, food, taxes, and insurance. I am still only just holding onto my savings, and they are quickly devaluing. You can't even keep chickens in my town. It's illegal.

my personal favorite is ones where the title portrays a very different story to what they actually post. like their title will be something like "aita for defending myself?" and the post will be about a man punching a teenager for calling him a dummy

@@squeeze8178 yes!! The innocuous bait and switch titles. Like it's gotta be a troll, but then there's that nagging feeling that maybe, just maybe it's a real person and they actually think they're in the right but are just delulu and this is really how they frame the situation in their mind.

This is just the dril tweet about the candle budget all over again

*Don't translate..., भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु*

@@5PctJuiceYES oh my god all i could think about was that tweet hahahaha

Oh the walk-in was the only thing that got me through my 40-hour week part-time $12/hr job hell this summer (how do you do 40-hour weeks and stay part-time? Work somewhere that schedules you for 35 hours a week and ends up needing you to stay longer most shifts)

All these years. All these years my autistic ass was scared to tell my bosses at every job with a walk in freezer that sometimes on overstimulating days I’ll need a minute in the freezer. And now I find out from the comments it’s fucking normal to go in there and scream.

*Don't translate..., भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु*

​@@bigjedimullet Ours was used for crying 😅

did that myself several times... haha...

i was trying to contain my laughter because of housemates being asleep but that photo made me absolutely lose it

@@marblemint7612 yeah please don't wake up your own polycule, i don't think i can handle anymore of these for atleast a month

I read the comments early into this video so I was expecting it but God damn I can hardly breath this is so ridiculously hilarious

Not enough people say 'fucking mint' on the internet.

The broom pic is the part that literally made me lose it. The kissing over burgers bit just had me dying the whole time

You can only have 7 in a household. Not enough space for 12 cats + op + c + may&January girlfriend ect

​@@MadameCorgi you can remove the restriction with mods

*Don't translate...,, भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु*

​@@ville__oh god not the uttp. Go outside and play in the mud or something, I beg of you

@@MadameCorgigranted a lot of this story would need mods but this post would describe how sims would act if in a 12 person polycule

"big self-test" absolutely killed me

I just want to know what ecstatic cleaning is

@@asterismos5451toxic positivity tied to miserable chores

@@asterismos5451 meth

@@clutterbot7279 same, They were trying to study for it. lmao

In all honesty, I'm on the other end of the world and I've seen this attitude. I feel like not working can be one hell of a drug. And it's true that working all week often also clouds your judgment in different ways! But there is just something so particularly insanity-inducing about being free to think about society all day.

As a former portlander I can confirm it is cursed.

Fred Armisen and Fox News spun some narratives and suddenly everyone on the internet thinks they know what Portland is like.

As a portlander can confirm. Immediately could tell it was fake... but it's also so, so real 😂 I think since Portland has this reputation of like queer communist heaven or w/e so people with no grasp on how reality works migrate here.... Not realizing it is in fact not a giant anarchist wiccan paradise and just a city that is both kinda shitty and very expensive. Not that it's ALL outsiders or anything. Lots of weird hippies and artists have always been here, so probably more of us area fine with them/used to be them/still are them than your average city. But trying to live in a weird broke commune before the city got gentrified was much more doable, so you had a few more people doing it who weren't completely detached from reality??? lmao... Not that it didn't get unhinged. If you get enough weird broke artists in a space together.... yeahhhh..... I also blame reed college. Just generally.

​@@Rybe33 Can confirm every single queer I knew that had no life skills or education saw Portland as queer heaven and thought they could make some sort of polycule commune with absolutely no skills or jobs. I have known 4 different groups of people that have done this 😭😭😭

"the punk scene" isn't that called "Portland"?

wouldn’t be surprised if it was

wtf is happening in Portland

@@danielgysi5729 Conventions and really good counter-culture scenes plus being really close to Seattle (and its conventions!) I feel sad that the only thing I experienced was a mosh pit asshole shoving me into a banister, and an excellent stage makeup shop that had the nicest silver skin paint I ever got to use and smuggle back to Canada when I went there to celebrate my 21st birthday.

damn this really sounds like a cult

I mean this is a job, but I've never heard someone describe it like this 😂

*Don't translate..., भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु*

I feel like I have two separate living situations that if I accurately described, people would assume it's a bait/troll

Closer to humanity? Ew. Humans are gross, you never know where they've been.

My personal theory is that the inital post is fully true, but at some point the roommates with tumblrs doscovered the post and op started trolling to try to lessen the damage

@@byereality7492damage to what? =) it was anonymous in the first place, wasn't it?

It was for the dog's funeral, wasn't it?

​@@ElysetheEevee Yep. They mentioned the cats right before that though so it would have been easy to mishear or forget

You need to have priorities.

top tier reference

You would have to rotate twice a week!

Portlandia built my sense of humor

*Don't translate..., भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु*

*Don't translate..., भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु*

My favorite part is how a bunch of people from and living adjacent to Vancouver, myself included, are all saying this sounds exactly like people we know in Portland.

Does it count as rage bait if it brings so much joy to people's lives. Seriously this is the best romantic comedy I've seen all year

Could be bait or OP is just a very selfish and shitty person HAH

*Don't translate..., भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु*

I've worked in tech support for years. I can say with absolute certainty someone could be this oblivious to their own insufferable stupidity

I've worked in Customer service, there are absolutely people this oblivious. I know, the human race is doomed.

No frrr Portland has one of the finest transit systems I've ever used. Born & raised in Detroit, I felt so fuckin spoiled by the every-15-minutes-on-the-dot system they have out there when I visited a year ago, versus the on-the-hour-if-you're-lucky system we got here lmao

Oh yeah we had a housemate who didn't want to spend money on snacks so would just go around fiending on random ingredients like maple syrup, grated cheese, Milo (Australian chocolate malt powder for putting in drinks) etc just eating it out of the container with a spoon or whatever. We would save our empty peanut butter jars for her because she insisted she would eat the remaining dregs but she rarely did resulting in the 'peanut butter tower' that was an iconic feature of that house. But yeah we used to go through an insane amount of Milo during exam season cos she would come down and treat herself to a spoonful whenever she was stressed 😂

@@georgecooper9766me with ovaltine

​@@georgecooper9766👀 There really are all kinds of people on Earth.

same! 🤣💀🪦

I choked on my own spit laughing at that

I needed to pause the video I was laughing so hard

*Don't translate..., भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु*

28:11 for easy re-viewing lol

Ok

Yup, I've lived thru similar trauma

You should tell us.

*Don't translate..... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु*..

@@ville__ nice bait

I hope this jumpstarts their career in sketch comedy

the fucking locked up broom lmfao

*Don't translate.. भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु*

I wasn't sure what this was at first. Because Portland

​​@@ville__shut up bot

Listening more 😂 this really sounds like they're riffing off of the FFVII cult

I’m scared but intrigued by whatever you are describing

​​@@lindensalter6713Look up the *Final Fantasy House.* It's a wild ride too, and, to my knowledge, probably real. Does get heavy though, be forewarned. Not just funny like this.

The what?

i was skeptical about this until they got to the unisex all-black track suits

this made me CACKLE so hard, my husband came to make sure I was okay 🤣

Not the penis ouija

I don't remember that being in Homestuck but it sounds exactly like something a fan of it would say

Same energy as "I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN!!!"

Isn't there a little traffic island across from the original Powell's entrance that has a beat-up old boxwood in it?

@@roxannireland Used to be. It’s now outdoor seating since the old Vitamin Shoppe is now a smoothie bar, and sine Portland OBVIOUSLY has PLENTY of parking, they decide to close the parking lot and part of the road so people can sit down.

Unless they’re talking about the ones that used to be across the street from the Burnside entrance by where Vitamin Shoppe used to be. I’m kinda at Powells far more than is reasonable. I’m on a first name basis with the RBR lady.

@@noelletakesthesky3977 Oh yeah, the Shake Shack across from the main Powell's entrance on 10th Ave and Burnside? Absolutely love that they converted the parking lot into outdoor seating as if parking around Powell's wasn't shit enough already! And getting out of that parking lot on the other side of 10 Ave is so *fucking* easy. And let's just close down a few lanes for bike traffic and add a weird, unmarked roundabout to that parking lot across from the Roseland while we're at it! I hope my sarcasm is apparent. Poor Portland is a lesson in updating city planning and not in a good way.

car brained thread jfc

As someone in a polycule this is the most realistic part

I imagined this in my head as a stage play where everyone stands in a black void to represent the internet, and when they talk, a spotlight or something shines on them.

​@bondfall0072 what an excellent way to depict the inner expirence of reading interesting comments

@@justarandomchaneldontmindm9098 thank you, i think. Who knows, maybe I'll see if i can get this in the orlando fringe fest

@@justarandomchaneldontmindm9098 i wanted to let you know i am officially two pages into a script.

@@bondfall0072Please update when it gets there!

underrated reference!!

nice breakdown.

The tracksuits? 😨

that sounds so insane and stressful 😭 what is preventing them from just dating each other full time? is it because of limited free time so they have to schedule times to see specific people? even then aren't you still together with the others you aren't actively around? i'm sorry i just have so many questions.

“polycules”????? as in multiple??? nah portland different 💀

​@@feykingjulian literally have so much shit going on in my life which i cant always remeber, so my planner now has dedicated time for spending with people. Might sound horrible, but its just how it is nowdays ig? So no wonder multiple people might need a google docs and timetables for that. In my head its just sounds similar to trying finding the time for DnD sessions every week while all of the people in the group are working adults. I belive its more of a insanity of modern life then quirk of polycules.

@@rightnow8444 you know what that is fair 😭 it sucks being so busy but that is the reality of things...

I mean the healthy polycule I know has a freaking onboarding website just to keep everyone's rules and information organized (this isn't a they're all together polycule. The person I know has two romantic partners and a metamour, and all three of them can date other people as well as have their own relationships). I think it's an inevitable result of having to juggle a lot of different people's schedules and boundaries and not having the culturally decided boundaries of monogamy.

~Bejing around 1300AD

*Don't translate,... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु.,

Literally been in this situation lmao. New Age/Hippy musicians and late night Jam sessions.

I very much like your usage of the word "expired" here, as it both works as the traditional "i died" response, but, due to the Latin root of the word, also means "I exhaled", thereby invoking the trope of something not being funny enough to really laugh, but just funny enough to make you forcibly exhale out of your nose. I have no idea if this pun was intentional, but I enjoyed it.

@@sagecolvard9644 I exhaled; the means by which my soul fled my body. Haha, that definitely reads more elegantly than "I howled with laughter"- which is what actually happened.

One of my good friends in Portland is very much the “stores need to understand that sometimes people are tired, and so have longer hours of be 24 hours.

@@noelletakesthesky3977 what?

Also it's a 13 minute walk how horrifying! Says the person obsessing over physical health. Single laps around my neighborhood are longer...

The what ifs are just too fascinating lmao like “IF this was real WHY would anyone live like this???”

It’s, sadly, believable for Portland. Portlanders are chronically stupid and dramatic.

ikr I love it it’s so fun

idk, @passxrine commented claiming to be an IRL of someone involved and witnessing it real time. it could be a fake, but i know crazier has happened (the final fantasy house 😭) so this isn’t 100% definitively fake - but keeping your suspicion at the ready isn’t a bad idea

You can ? Because I fking live here and if there's a center for mentally ill far left idiots its Portland. I don't dismiss anything

I bet they want a pretext to visit the vacuum lady again

*Don't translate..., भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु*

ok but why is that bad? Full disclosure I have zero carpet and don't actually even own a vacuum so.. yeah. Will it damage the vacuum? The vacuum just doesn't actually clean anything cuz the big chunks are in the way? Where's the issue?

​@@Sol-Orionit damages the vacuum. Especially if your vacuum has a bag. It's gonna tear it apart. It could also damage the filter. You can't vacuum hard sharp things like porcelain or glass.

​​@@AurelUrbanalso it could lead to injury when the vacuum bag is removed, and the cut would automatically be full of dust, dirt, grime, and tiny glass/porcelain shards which are difficult to remove just by washing the wound out with water

I guess work methods can be taken home… seems like the domestic equivalent of the walk in fridges of all food service jobs 😅

@@JaceRebootI… I thought I was the only one who did that…

*Don't translate..., भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु*

That actually makes a lot of sense lol

Classic internet shit

Why tf is it even locked up in the first place?? That part had me dead