That’s what I always think about! I always think... but the registration and insurance 😩😭

So basically David dobrik is a David doprick. Always knew he was an always with that stupid fucking smile. Like dude use a brush you bum

You can sell it

@@tacochad2191 not if the contract doesn’t let you

Plus I’m pretty sure whoever does it can write it off on their taxes so realistically it’s all just a “look at me I’m so nice” when they’re writing it off

That shouldn't have made me laugh as hard as it did

69th like lawl

💀

LMAO

This comment made me smile

​@@jillsarah7356 it too made me give a little giggle

It hath given me whimsical gaze

_it made me CACKLE_

It gave me a small *CHUCKLE*

i would die before letting someone film me parallel parking

Right?? And on video 😩

it's even better when you find out that the county they're in... DOESN'T teach you how to parallel park XD

parallel park On Camera for millions of viewers to see as well 🤚

do they not teach people how to parallel park in America or something lmao thats hilarious

Worth it

From a Nickelodeon kids show

Retweet

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

a spongebob one at that

i was looking for comments related to this lmfao

thats what i was gonna say ahdshgfhs

Yeah it sucks

immediately dropped my jaw when i saw it lol

​@@klee9062she just vapes, you will live

"I was just chilling" had me rolling

this u

?

What? (I haven’t watched the video yet)

@@hawaii3231 Probably you're already watch it, but if u dont, danny put his fake gmail and the password on twitter so danny can choose who's the real nice person that gonna get the gift who tell danny that his gmail was exposed on twitter instead just email danny "swag" and doesnt win the tesla (70k on this video), atleast win the gregs heart by his/her joke "swag".

@@boilingpoolnoodle3927 sad

does a family cruise get taxed too?

@@gwencocoa I believe that depends on how much the cruise would cost if they were going to buy it. I believe it’s if a gift exceeds 12 grand is when it gets taxed

Aww,, that wholesome-

Can kids even get tax :) ?

@@deppresedemoji5019 if you are a citizen or resident in the US in pretty sure you can

He took out a $5 loan?

@@burymeinjhenny918 lol, 5k*

They do a take the car or the cash for the lotto or sweepstakes that I've seen. I think that's a lot better.

Yup this girl had a very defeated attitude that’s exactly what anyone would do 😂

@@qmaineotcg did you miss the part where she couldn't sell it for a year???

I was laughing so much at the fact it didn't rain lol

I absolutely love that you sheepified the word umbrella by making the plural and the singular the same thing

To be fair, after trying to pretend to be someone else for two videos now, I think fans just predicted everything is just a joke from him

Dhar mann confirmed

@@DyslexicMitochondria Hey bro i watch ur videoss. Love ur chaneII

@@gameb9oy Pretending to be someone else? Did I miss something?

@@punkuke I think they meant the disguise videos

this made me chuckle

Personally I wouldn't be very surprised if someone put their password as their fav thing

hunkyHUNK3388

I'm pretty sure that, with everything Danny has done (the attempt of making a viral music for tik tok, creating a fake cousin to trick the world...) people just assume that is something he's doing for some video

I’m gonna be honest, my gullible ass probably would’ve been worried but I haven’t checked my Twitter account in several months and would be way too embarrassed to ever dm a content creator anyways

Kuddos, 🤣

There are cat videos too.

@@kanishkjaiswal5088 🤣🤣

@@Sleve-McDichaelidk i have this pet peeve, where i get absolutely enraged when people misspell that word. 😭

@@kanishkjaiswal5088 other websites got those too!!

your friend's car*

Is that a threat or a promise 😉

@@wlwneamain yes

jokes on him my car is filthy he would never fit

And about to kidnap you

What if your name was Monica Shelby

I was waiting for someone to take the spot before Shelby got there lol

@@papaya3642 please tell me you’re joking bc I can’t tell

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

@@papaya3642 ALL I DID WAS TRY MY BEESSTTT

bro you gotta mark your comments with spoiler alerts im only 20 minutes in 😔😔😔

@@ilexdiapason you could just not read the comments??

@@ilexdiapason No one does that. You go into the comments expecting spoilers. If you dont want them, don't look at the comments until after the video.

@@dafeef5555 nonono spoilers are stinky

@@_braylosicles_ 🤷🏻‍♀️ then don't read the comments

Yeah

I saw a shopping bag in my rear view mirror once and screamed incredibly loud. I need Monica’s energy

Sometimes ppl are really chill when things are crazy then really hyped up when things finally calm down.

@@iLoveUbeicecream that describes me perfectly

Ikr

oh fuck

English 10

900th like lol

@@nickh6674 shhhhhhhhhhhhhh

iM FUCKING DYING BRO

Why are in her back Seat is not a correct sentence

@@lilbadolbeanbag666 bruh

@@lilbadolbeanbag666 I love Ben 10

Edit: gee thanks for the likes

That was one of the best parts. I was kinda worried for a moment she'd be a bit terrified lmao

Its Florida what are you expecting?

I feel like anyone in that situation would take a few seconds for their brain to process it.

nice pfp😏

HAHA YESS

What would you do with it? Just asking.

@@turner15 nothing

@@turner15 cocaine and hookers

Well it's technically not 70k. He hopefully included the tax for income. Shes gonna have to give a portion of that to florida and the fed.

@@turner15 invest it

I also blame danny

@@archerrusksjejandjajw “this is all your fault, jafar”

@@fosterrie6435 is that a Starkid reference?

HAHAHA

@@justaninnocentpomegranate3702 I would’ve said “you’re fucking useless, Paul” but I don’t think enough people would’ve gotten that reference

showed more emotion than she did lmao

@@bitchbruh5593some people like to keep their cool and freak out behind closed doors 😭 i bet she did

Yup, but I'm still a little shocked that he willingy locked himself in his house for a year xd or maybe he just says that because the virus cultists can be seriously deranged. I'm glad I got rid of MSM way before the beginning of 2020

I am still a little frustrated that he went for 70 K and not 69 K at 19:40

@@mayjaiiler I’m pretty sure he was in lockdown, like many people were.

This exactly. It’s so ethical like…. I’m shocked. So wholesome.

@@ErinLastNameRedacted I thought the lockdown was gone for a while now

This is how low the bar has became for KZfaqrs. Truly sad.

ikr i feel like Danny is probably the most considerate and wholesome KZfaqr on this platform and this video goes to show it 🥰

He also put in the message to the friend as well that she would be paid, massive respect for that.

Hell yeah. To add to the appreciation of authenticity/honesty/being-an-actual-person in this whole thought process here and presumably life, I will say too, another shitty outcome was simultaneously also avoided because Teslas are (sadly) pretty garbage, unsurprising considering it is of course overseen by a dude who cosplays as a genius despite knowing close to nothing about anything (engineering-wise at least, which he claims is his forte) and who in the dichotomy you presented chooses exploitation over compensation every time. I mean really, that's the "one secret trick billionaires hate" to being grotesquely wealthy: authentically abandon all empathy/consideration of others. Often times this isn't their "fault" per se (capitalism absolutely overdetermines this of course by inherently materially rewarding such a disregard of values that may supercede the hedonic usury/profit-seeking demanded to simply survive, compounding the probability or normalization of people accepting/justifying this hollow "rational" perceived self-interest over time), but the refusal to reconcile the transparently causal and extremely adverse outcomes with their own complicity in perpetuating such a system, instead doubling down on a justification of their "merit" or "virtue" as self-anointed philosopher kings, is...well, pretty shitty for lack of better words. Though hey, it's not like I'm doing much of anything about it either so it's not like I'm any better. _Anyway_ idk, personally, the only hope I have for the future is noting the fact that surely the majority of people can intuit that being a huge callous piece of shit can open up "business opportunities", but yet _in spite_ of it being systemically incentivized and often times demanded, they _still_ instead often choose to hold onto their humanity rather than sell it off for potentially all the profit, much like Danny here. And yeah, sorry for the screed, was initially just going to make a stupid joke and somehow ended up with this depressing shit lol womp oops...

Danny is a good guy.

It's because those are "minor details" for them. It's not money they'd miss so it doesn't even occur to them. It applies to pretty much anything. If you haven't lived it, often times, people can't coprehend it.

I was so disappointed.

:^(((

i was upset

I was very disappointed

That broke me

iconic

“Why are you in her back seat” Oh just got kidnapped kinda vibin

Npeq kinda sick back here ngl still waiting for my candy tho

Ngl, if I ever sit in a supposedly empty car and a dude suddenly pop up in the back... I AM having a panic attack ... she is so chill ! The whole video is so precious.

@@ehhh888 True, but she also knows him very well so she knew who he was the moment he turned around, and I wouldn't be surprised if she recognized his voice as well. Plus, Shelby was completely calm right next to her

Nah it's moreso that when they say you won something you would assume that it's all paid for and that there wouldn't be a fucking gift tax or sales tax on it

idk if it would be all that different. likely just that we would be aware of how terrible life is and likely accumulate more reason for resentment and hopelessness.

@@bm-ww8kb it's a matter of numbers to be honest. if _enough_ people know about it, enough of _those_ people needed to affect things will take action. but between that point and where things are currently, everybody just seems hopeless

He had the courage to go to Florida on purpose. That's something special.

...to feature her in his sponsored and monetized video. In the most ethical and mutually beneficial way possible though, no doubt.

@@yuotueb well, 70k is a lot of money

@Gabriel he didn’t give her the actual car?

@Gabriel he didn't actually give her the car though!! he just gave her enough money that it Could cover a tesla + taxes. that was a pretty big point in the video.

No, you imbecile, TAKIS are SERIOUSLY intense.

So intense that DAVID DOBRIK might show up

this is some intense stuff

@@kokichiouma7693 TAKIS ARE SERIOUSLY TENSE

What about BANG?!

Lmao

@@marinaprzeko2415 lmao

Also educating other people on how they can do the same

Truth

He shouldve posted it on the Jeremy Renner app. That's where all the pure hearted fans are 😍

...This makes too much sense

We are on Twitter… we just know Danny too well.

Exactly 😭😭 I saying I would have said something I’m on Twitter but I’m on a wholesome side of stan twitter so I don’t follow Danny on there

Yeah seeing the password i would obv think it was a joke 😭

Yeah, I saw the tweet and was completely convinced it was a joke 😂 Besides, why would you DM him that he's been compromised on his hacked account?

@@deanvandijk9670 He wasn't tryna make it look like he was hacked. The idea was that he wanted to sent the account info as a DM to somebody and tweeted it publicly instead.

But this video is SERIOUSLY killing me

@@raoufsb8996 Oh damn, looks like I misunderstood

Damn that's pretty cool

This kind of stories give me hope in humanity

wow this is actually really nice :)

Huh? That's potential tax fraud... When you pay sales tax on a vehicle, it's generally supposed to be close to fair market value in purchase price. People do regularly put that they actually paid a number like 1$. Many states deal with that problem by charging directly on fair market value rather than purchase price.

@@totalmetaljacket789 I think that is why they said this: "And to make the tax thing as doable as possible, they made sure the actual value didn't exceed a poor persons situation." If they were trying to do it responsibly they likely had a lawyer look over it. I bet it is the explanation that is lacking, not the actual giveaway. Assuming good faith of course.

From the roadwork sign

Shelby also cannot say that she's had the road work ahead guy in her trunk

@@abigailgnome2117 what do you mean he’s right there in the video it’s dranew gongooden

@@mattcav1649 Oh tru I didn't see him cuz he was hiding in the trunk!

@@abigailgnome2117 oh that’s understandable he’s well hidden back there, it took me a second to see him too

He did a great job

Should see someone's reaction to this who doesnt know the context

Thats honestly the only reason someone would ever be kind on twitter

That’s not a good idea you wouldn’t be able to afford it

Feels like a future Dhar Mann video

PLEASE THIS IS SO FUNNY TRUUEEEE

Yep

What about Jarvis Johnson: GOLD

@@pigadmiral6642 that is the ONLY exception

You can have my like you deserve it lmao.

an alien wrote this

😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴

@@gomennegao tf?

@@pinkeye6803 not at all. I’m sorry if it came across that way. Danny just truly seems like a nice guy and I’m so sick of negative comments everywhere, so I left a nice one.

@@gomennegao Why is this so funny??😂😂😂

Yeah, that is not... that is not a good place to find pure-hearted people. Actually, it's not even a good place to find morally-normal people lol

Morality can really be iffy on twitter and at best like .....Similarly to a quote from the Witch from Into the Woods , "They're not good. They're not bad......They're just nice."

@@justalula7151 they aren’t even nice, they’re all just angry and wanting to start something I swear 💀

TRUEEEE

Exactly!

Underrated comment my guy 😂

This comment really fueled my confidence. Thank you, I believe I can become a great artist... and then use my art to enslave all of humanity to to my bidding.

LMAOOO 😂🤣

@Clasic Man Bladolph Tripler

Saad, you’re funny🗿

With it being America I think people and companies would end up exploiting that rule to avoid taxes and before you know it you have a huge business selling product but not paying uncle same

Not the only place I know multiple places

i thought that said "to see the world's bum"

omg fr (Babush Cat)

It's an absolute cesspool of degenerates ☺️

Yeah. Twitter SUCKS

Maybe it'll motivate people to be less trolly?

@@ianfisher1271 nothing wrong with being trolly tho

We do a little trolling

We do a little trolling

We do a little trolling

buddy money doesnt grow on trees. she was in the video for 5 minutes.

I think he said in the message he'd compensate her too. Danny doesn't exploit his fans so I'm sure he gave her 100 as well 😊

@Bruh Bruh yea... sure

@Bruh Bruh then give us 70k 😐

@Bruh Bruh k

**socially experiments his fan base on social media for years** **pretends to need help and his fans are hella like "wtf now lol"** surprise Pikachu face

I think he realizes. ^_~

True! Lol

It's like the bystander effect but dumber.

HAHA YES

Shit had me dying lmao

Why is there 1.3k likes and only one comment lol

“Also, can you guys let me out of the trunk?”

It also didn’t have the little marks saying something silly, such as: *emotional*, or *CRAZY**

*NOT CLICKBAIT*

**GONE SEXUAL**

*HE CRIED*

My only criticism is that they gave 70k instead of 69K

they probably knew it was for a video lol

Tbh I’d be so confused

@@carlaeyyy649 danny can never do a video without his fans ruining it for him, like the tiktok video 😭😭

Haha exactly I saw it and knew it was a joke so ignored it

@@carlaeyyy649 I was in the replies of that tweet and like everyone knew it was a video or at least didn't think it was real.

!!!

same, as soon as he was like "who should I give this to?" I was like MONICA

Wow thx for spoiling

@@iamspit1450 shouldn’t have read the comments before watching the video. obviously people are gonna discuss it.

@@iamspit1450 what did you expect, people are gonna talk about the video that’s what comments are.

Maybe he is an alien

@@imtiazchoudhary3976 @confusedParticles Both of you, silence! Before they take him back

He’s secretly an alien.

@@Newyorkcitysubwayrat that would explain why Greg is the fastest growing KZfaq fan base in modern day history…(don’t fact check me on that cause I’ll deny it in court)

For the purchase of a human conveyance device

that’s the whole point

If you win a car you don't want or can afford to maintain, you still have the Option to sell it. You won't get the price of the car, but you will still get a nice amount of money. And someone else who wanted to buy that car anyway will get his car at a discount. You are happy with your money, he is happy with his discounted new car and everything is fine.

@@plebobliterator I know, i said it contradicts the title

Ok 👍

@@terminator3000 pcs can

LMAOOO

@Childhood Nostalgia no way 😰🥶😥😱😨

1kth like :d

😂😂😂

yeah, like I only comment on youtube

True but it’s still a massive financial load off their back, since the money they make is no longer being sucked away to pay off debt, allowing them to focus on other financial responsibilities

@@theravenlordmasterofthevib8991 don’t get me wrong, it’s still a great deed. It’s just, it’s only going work for certain situations. Aka It’ll work in a situation where the person can go to school full time and also work full time to still make rent etc. In a lot of career fields it’s really difficult to do well in school while at the same time holding down a job. My wife is radiology school. Luckily for us we’re veterans so we qualify for the GI Bill. They cover the tuition and also give her a monthly check that is suppose to cover housing and food if you’re smart about it. That way the student can literally fully focus on school. The program is a very high fail rate and literally all the failures so far were people who also had a job. Lol Again I think the deed is great, it’s just shortsighted imo.

@@shaun5047 I don’t think it’s shortsighted considered how long college debt tends to hang over people’s heads. Besides, it’s a lot more realistic to pay off someone’s one-time debt rather than continuously supporting them financially

@@theravenlordmasterofthevib8991 I think it’s shortsighted bc what is the goal? To get people to finish school, earn a degree that hopefully gets them a high paying job. Effectively changing their family’s future. If that’s the goal then wouldn’t it be shortsighted bc a large percentage of people can’t even accept this blessing. It really only works if you’re already going to school and working and getting by. In that case it gets rid of that big dark cloud of debt. Again let’s say if you work full time to pay your bills. Even if someone pays your tuition you still need to work full time to pay the bills. Realistically alot of fields it’s almost impossible to work full time and go to school full time. This example is alot like the free car thing. Sounds great in theory but when put into practice it only works for someone that’s already doing good.

@@theravenlordmasterofthevib8991 also you wouldn’t continuously support them. Lol I’ve day dreamed about what I would do if I hit the lotto. Let’s say with my funds I had the choice to pick 5 people or 8. Instead of paying the Tuition for 8 I would pick 5 people and opt to pay for their tuition and also set a stipend aside while in school. Literally all they have to worry about is doing their best in school, this pushes people towards success The GI bill basically has it figured out. They created the program to combat homeless vets, aka their goal is to get as many successful vets as possible. For us you get 3 years of schooling paid and they give you that monthly check. It’s calculated by the cost of living in that area you attend school. When I did it in California it was $2,600 a month, that’s really high bc it’s Cali. Somewhere like Louisiana it’s like $1,600. If you get a roommate, you can definitely live off of $1,600 a month. Lol Again I think any donation is great, I just think sometimes organizations are more concerned how a donation will look instead of how successful it will be. It’s hilarious those car dealerships wouldn’t just gift a winner a cheaper car, it wouldn’t cost them more. The difference is it’s sounds a lot cooler to say you gifted someone a Tesla rather than a toyota.

I don’t think he put that much thought into it…I think he is just good at leveling with people and knowing how to talk to them. It’s part of being a successful KZfaqr. He seems pretty intelligent anyways so it’s not hard for him

BAHAHAHAH WTF

Yeah I think it’s just his way of being : he takes a popular subject and makes it down to earth and realistic. But what that does is pretty interesting. It shows the hypocrisy behind those who hide what he’s saying

haha funny man give tesla

That's a really good point, Danny never sounds preachy. I dig it

This was unececaraly funny

Good idea for a movie tbh lmao

excess baggage 1997 lmao

LMFAO IM LAUGHING JUST IMAGINING IT

this video is already legendary, but that would make it a damn movie

And he can’t sell it by order from the king

Lmfaooooo

Actually, It's better to give a homeless person food/drinks/or comfort instead of money because they might use that money irresponsibly. (For drugs and things like that)

@@hazel5002 like pudding?

@@6possu or worse, white chocolate

Thanks, Uncle Phil

Thanks, Uncle Phil

Thanks, Uncle Phil

Unless the prize is an elephant. Who doesn't want a war beast that challenge Rome?

Thanks, Uncle Phil

THAT should be the prize! Pay off the morgage and maybe give a little extra for renevations if needed.

😭😭😭 omgggg

I'll play the flute on tik tok, im taking requests

@@monicawest8090 the new dababy song

@@alext399 less goo

@@monicawest8090 never gonna give you up

LAWBRAWN jAYMES

Love your profile pic

Yep

Yo I was the 1,000th like

yup

I was looking for this comment lol

Ahh yes poor life decisions

frrrr

Not Monica GREG

IM SORRY BUT I READ “Danny” AS “Daddy” 😭😭😭😭😭😭

@@nnh0776 Well, that's not completely incorrect-

I love

@@brookemarieann4567 Me too, Brooke.

@@nnh0776 he tends to call himself that from time to time-

This is the comment I was looking for