The Problems With Humanity | 2238 | Best of HFY

The Problems With Humanity | 2238 | Best of HFY | Humans are Space orcs

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00:00 Intro
00:09 The Problems With Humanity by Plastic_Finish1968
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This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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@AgroSquerril 8 ай бұрын

Series Channel : kzfaq.info/love/DBKXBMPTKqUQZXkK_XKTqw Compilation Channel : www.youtube.com/@ASNRandomSHtuff

@Uzzgub 8 ай бұрын

A Interaction for the Interaction God, a Comment for the Comment Throne, for the Almighty Algorithm

@drthmik 8 ай бұрын

When we don't pick a side We sell weapons and intel to BOTH sides That is when things get REALLY bad

@00yiggdrasill00 8 ай бұрын

Very true. If we can't find a moral reasoning to pick a side we typically just profit from the mess.

@colincampbell767 8 ай бұрын

We do that when our goal is for both sides to lose.

@Snipergoat1 8 ай бұрын

An excellent way to show badassery without any asskicking. She shows here that if she is of a mind to be, she would be far more dangerous than most traditional violence prone ass kickers. They may be better in a fight but if she strikes you won't see it coming and it will be brutal. excellent story and some top notch character writing.

@sleddog3092 8 ай бұрын

I'm glad you liked it. I didn't expect anyone to read it when I wrote it. It seemed too sensative. But I'm glad it was read

@ritafryer8134 8 ай бұрын

Strength can come in so many different forms other than physically fighting, this was such an Awesome story to hear.

@sleddog3092 8 ай бұрын

I'm glad you liked it. I didn't expect anyone to read it when I wrote it. It seemed too sensative. But I'm glad it was read

@andrewosborne8993 8 ай бұрын

Good story. Learned more about those characters than in a three hour movie. I could almost smell the bar…

@sleddog3092 8 ай бұрын

@andrewosborne8993 that's high praise. Glad you liked it. Did it at least smell dingy?

@sleddog3092 8 ай бұрын

Hey! That's mine! Thank you!!!!!!! This was my most popular story, but it seemed a little sensitive, so i never expected it to be read alloud. But im so glad it was.

@reginaldbull4922 8 ай бұрын

Thank you for the story

@sleddog3092 8 ай бұрын

@@reginaldbull4922 my pleasure. I have more comical stories if you're interested, but this was by far my most popular.

@sleddog3092 5 ай бұрын

@reginaldbull4922, my pleasure!

@Axel_5 4 ай бұрын

Great story, thanks for it

@sleddog3092 4 ай бұрын

@@Axel_5 I'm glad you liked it

@zekiah2 8 ай бұрын

Man that is some ham fisted commentary on current events I love it

@sleddog3092 8 ай бұрын

Ham fisted? I thought it was fitting. I'm glad you liked it though. I was surprised to see my story read aloud because yes it was sensitive but I'm glad it was read

@zekiah2 8 ай бұрын

@@sleddog3092 ham fisted doesn’t mean unfit just means that sometimes the best way to open a locked door is not a key but a hammer

@sleddog3092 8 ай бұрын

@zekiah2 fair enough.

@sterlinggecko3269 8 ай бұрын

ham isn't kosher or halal, lol.

@bobbyharris1725 8 ай бұрын

War is a hell of a drug. It's hard to tell the good from the bad.

@beingsneaky 8 ай бұрын

If it's humans and xenos. Humans are bad..

@sleddog3092 8 ай бұрын

Hell is full of the guilty War is fill of the innocent That's why we fear it more than Hell. we all think ourselves innocent

@merlinathrawes746 8 ай бұрын

Very nice! It does make one think, especially with everything going on in the world today.

@Uzzgub 8 ай бұрын

A Interaction for the Interaction God, a Comment for the Comment Throne, for the Almighty Algorithm

@scott644 8 ай бұрын

Very, very good story, and your reading did it justice. Thanks to you and the author.

@sleddog3092 8 ай бұрын

You're welcome! I'm really glad you liked it. I know it's a bit of a sensitive topic so it was surprising for me to see this read aloud this morning and have so many people like it

@willgallatin2802 8 ай бұрын

Sand bagging 101 and a good story to act as a nice bow.

@edparagonpc 8 ай бұрын

Well that one was heavy but it was a good story

@sleddog3092 8 ай бұрын

I'm glad you liked it. I didn't expect anyone to read it when I wrote it. It seemed too sensative. But I'm glad it was read

@strmcatchr 3 ай бұрын

Your voice is very soothing , I love the stories. Thx, I hope your throat continues to get better.

@Vulture-1066 8 ай бұрын

Hmm, we live in itresting times

@MidnightSmoke 8 ай бұрын

Here is a like and comment for entertaining me and to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.

@ckl9390 8 ай бұрын

Actually, I like the idea of a "Death World" rating system being the statistical average time it would take for some hazard endemic to that world would cause grievous injury or death. In this case it would the an inverse scale where the smaller the number the more hazardous it is. It of course would have to be calculated for each species individually.

@ufoe20011 8 ай бұрын

thats why it is a two part systm. first number is the number of threats. predatory animals, weather, earthquakes, plants, viruses bacteria, asteroids. this is usually broken down in to a 1 to 5 scale each number represents a threat. so a class 2 would have 2 of those threats. then a letter to represent the threat levl. example a migratetion of neurotoxin snails would be a class1c world. 1 major threat but well known and easy to avoid. earth with the sheer number of threats is a class 5z this is due to the sheer number of threats and the ease at which they can kill and how hard some are to detect and avoid.

@ckl9390 8 ай бұрын

@@ufoe20011 Neurotoxic snails you say? Can we domesticate them? I'll clean their tank and feed them, honest I will.

@ufoe20011 8 ай бұрын

@@ckl9390 we have those on earth it is a species of seasnail. So yeah you can have one.

@oldbutnotdead1 Ай бұрын

This was a good one!

@jasonbull6560 8 ай бұрын

A quiet shame from what's happening now. I dare not say anything else. X

@TS-bj8my 8 ай бұрын

A good story/narration!

@yomogami4561 8 ай бұрын

thanks for the story and narration

@TheJasonBorn 8 ай бұрын

That one was rather kind and melancholy.

@KwaterbugBUTCHER 6 күн бұрын

For the Algorithm ,For the Author(s), For the Disembodied voice!

@jamesha175 3 ай бұрын

that was one of the better stories

@reginaldbull4922 8 ай бұрын

Thank you for narration, for the algorithm!

@dalemorgan8263 8 ай бұрын

Most barbros: You wanna go? Me, following this lady's example: Nah, you right, we got skeletons in the closet for eons.

@happytravelling 7 ай бұрын

I really enjoy your stories. Keep up the good work! subscribed!

@victortahlor4038 8 ай бұрын

Thank you for the reading

@bobbyharris1725 8 ай бұрын

Current events included- no charge.

@ptonpc 8 ай бұрын

I don't normally comment but I really like this one. Thanks to the writer and narrator.

@sleddog3092 8 ай бұрын

I'm glad you liked it. I didn't expect anyone to like it or read it but it's something I wanted to write

@RealArcalian 8 ай бұрын

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Yeah, the xeno just learned that it's Humanity F Yeah, not Humanity is Good. They CAN go together, but they don't have to

@genericuser984 8 ай бұрын

cool

@oskargiza7251 8 ай бұрын

👍

@grahammctygue724 8 ай бұрын

For the algorithms

@TheAngel277 8 ай бұрын

I think this was a good subversion of expectations

@sleddog3092 8 ай бұрын

Thank you. I had fun with it. I had to keep telling myself not to beat up the big guy. He isn't so bad once you play a game of darts with him.

@robertstoneking7916 8 ай бұрын

Embassy operations can take many forms. Who is this alien that he rates a personal psyop?

@WorldWideRich 8 ай бұрын

😊

@allenmorgan1007 8 ай бұрын

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

@coleriedel751 3 ай бұрын

Galopostern is right

@merlinwizard1000 8 ай бұрын

3rd, 30 October 2023

@TheJeikou 8 ай бұрын

Comment

@ckl9390 8 ай бұрын

I comment on your comment.

@Maeshalanadae 8 ай бұрын

So this was a social criticism piece of modern issues. Yay. 🙄🙄🙄

@SilverMKI 8 ай бұрын

I mean, a lot of great literature is to one extent or another...

@sleddog3092 8 ай бұрын

@SilverMKI I'm sorry you didn't like this one. It was my most popular story but if you don't like it, I do have some more comedic stories. I just wrote one called "expence report" but unfortunatly I. Isspelled expense in the title... whoops lol. That one is a collaboration too

@SilverMKI 8 ай бұрын

@@sleddog3092 you may be replying to the wrong person. I quite liked it.

@sleddog3092 8 ай бұрын

@SilverMKI lol i see what i did. I'm glad you did. Either way, whether you like it or not, I'm excited to have it read and won't miss the opportunity to interact with whoever gave it the time of day.

@tubebility 5 ай бұрын

I wonder how these HFY storytellers resist the urge to overly americanize their aliens. The motivations, the ideals, the body language, even the taboos, often just doesn't seem convincingly alien.

@tubebility 5 ай бұрын

A new perspective after reading some of these comments, using aliens to tell human stories, I kind of get it. Just that I have a craving for the truly alien, whereby these kind of humanized aliens tend to fall short.

@jeremiahhenson7271 8 ай бұрын

Uhhh….please tell me I making connections out of nothing….but paraglide onto the surface of Joruso, murder everyone and make pleasure slaves of the women and children. I love this Channel and realize Agro is narrating a story, but that seems to mimic real world events too closely right now. Somebody please tell me I’m crazy.

@sleddog3092 8 ай бұрын

I have more comedic stories if you don't like this one. I just wrote one as a collaboration. Sorry you didn't like this one. It was just something weighing on me, and I didn't expect it to receive the reception it did. People seem to like it a lot but I never expected it to be read aloud or be as popular as it was. I just wanted to write something that worried and spoke to me.

@korinogaro 8 ай бұрын

Nice jabs at USA.

@sleddog3092 8 ай бұрын

Well, I wrote this to do a few things. One, it's in defense of the US. I acknowledge it's problembs but it has reasons and justifications. We are the only nation to have fought a war to end slavery for example. Two, I'm celebrating women in a real way. I'm not pandering to them or anything like that. I acknowledge their real strengths. Strengths my wife has shown to make a bad situation constructive. three, I fear a war. It's a fear I'm sure we are all feeling right now. We might be at the edge of another world war. I know that in the story, humanity (representing america and the Western world) will win whether they're on the right side or not, but in reality, I don't know if we will win. We have so much conflict from within and from outside our boarders, I have no idea if we will be a country anymore. And fourth, we need to stop fighting from within and hear each other out. People are too quick to take sides. I gave an example of a powerful character that shows what strength there is in not picking sides, but hearing your fellow man out. Rather than debating or trading blows over it Either way, I'm glad you liked the story.

@ckl9390 8 ай бұрын

@@sleddog3092 The British Empire was enforcing an ocean embargo on slavery long before the US ever considered stopping it. In some ways the US "war of independence" was motivated by the early steps of Empire at large abolishing slavery and what would become the US not wanting to loose their primary economic engine, as much as it was a tax revolt.

@sleddog3092 8 ай бұрын

@ckl9390 the founding fathers wanted to end slavery. They said it was going to be phased out over time. Just took longer than they expected and took a war. The founding fathers even asked the king if they could end slavery and he said, "Nope. We have slaves so you will to" The tax was likely a tax on the rich because only the Rick could afford slaves. It wasn't as economically smart as you would think owning galaxy slaves. Slaves don't work as hard as people who want to be there. Thank you for the interesting point though. I actually had to look into that when you said that. Learn something new every day

@ckl9390 8 ай бұрын

@@sleddog3092 At the time of the Colonial Revolutionary War, there were entire battalions of black Loyalists (loyal to the Crown) who, even though they lost, were granted land in Nova Scotia as free men. Significant portions of the British Empire (including Canada) already had various restrictions on slavery and were well on the way towards abolition Empire wide.

@sleddog3092 8 ай бұрын

@ckl9390 thats good. Slavery was on its way out in most of the Western world until technology caught up and made sub-par labor into something economically feasible again. (The cotton Jin), but while the rest of the world kept slaves after that point, America kept trying to press forward until a war was fought. Which justifies the statement I made in the story, but I also understand that means a war was fought to keep slavery. The title of the story is "The Problems with Humanity," so there are plenty. There are also perspectives that change the lighting on some of these problems, but not all. As an American, I take pride in the fact that, though the Civil War was not only about slavery, in fact much more, we are so anti-slavery that we fought a war to end it. That said, we still have slaves in China and the Middle East. Arguably more slaves exist now than at the time of the American Civil War. The word Unik came from the way they mutilated slaves in the Middle East, which is worse treatment than any American slave. So, I was also trying to bring awareness to that. The fact slaves still exist. We act like it's over and it isn't Either way, great conversation to have. Thank you again.