The Ravnica Guild Test for Magic: The Gathering

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@TolarianCommunityCollege 6 жыл бұрын

How A Rejected Card Design Became The Greatest New Mechanic: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/etN0Z9mH3d_HZas.html

@DonovanPresents 6 жыл бұрын

Did the Rakdos joke go a little too far in the last video? 😂 But seriously, I feel your pain. My friend was posting a video for a class project and it got flagged forstone reason. They head no clue you had to make it "unlisted".

@ImaginationHobbies 6 жыл бұрын

good vid

@guillaumecleroux4581 6 жыл бұрын

And it's an excellent video on a great way ton improve as a MTG player with friends that want to do the same!

@russellcolosi8310 6 жыл бұрын

That's because KZfaq sucks and likes censoring people if they even remotely say anything they don't like. we need a truly free platform where people can be free to express themselves. And your last video was awesome!

@jaelte 6 жыл бұрын

I thankfully have notifications set up for this channel so I was able to watch it right after it was posted. I have no idea what could be considered offensive in that video.

@Radiodragonofdoom 6 жыл бұрын

Wait, boring questions designed to sort you into the correct guild... Well played Azorius, well played.

@tiraXpyrrha 6 жыл бұрын

If it were Azorius, the questions would be convoluted, the quiz would take days to finish and then it would be sent to a Quiz Committee where your quiz answers may or may not be approved. Which I may add will probably take a few months (the Quiz Committee is behind a bit). Lol

@Stereotype23 6 жыл бұрын

All part of our master plan!

@blabik 6 жыл бұрын

True, last year the Quiz comitee was in session once every three months and they still complained its way too often.

@WMastersred 5 жыл бұрын

We do our best.

@thelastdankbender4353 5 жыл бұрын

@@tiraXpyrrha So essentialy you're saying: "Are you German? Azorius."

@Sykoze 3 жыл бұрын

"Do you watch hockey..." "No" "...only to watch a fight break out?" "Oh shit wait nvm yes"

@ryanfrantz8994 5 жыл бұрын

I was worried I wouldn't get a guild! Thank goodness for Rakdos!

@dirtydale1859 3 жыл бұрын

Same

@miissfits498 3 жыл бұрын

Omg me too😅

@CranberryGraves 3 жыл бұрын

Lol yup

@lingerieslayer 3 жыл бұрын

Hol up

@Slimerror 3 жыл бұрын

Same lmao

@joshscorcher 5 жыл бұрын

I feel immensely called out by the Boros segment.

@zenborath6275 5 жыл бұрын

God. I remember you from years ago.

@sabertooth160 5 жыл бұрын

Superman sucks HARD WEINER

@tannermccollum7060 5 жыл бұрын

Captain America

@mythic540 3 жыл бұрын

Right

@michaelpapadopoulos3756 3 жыл бұрын

I didn't even need the test to now I'm Boros. When we had the Gatecrash release at the store we all had to in between rounds have a "guild meeting" One player at our Boros table stood up and announced they had gotten Aurelia in their pack so they were now the Guildmaster and made everyone else at the table do push ups. In the return to Ravinca release I had Rakdos (because my brother in law wanted Rakdos and Golgari cards) so our guild meeting consisted of sitting around plotting how we were going to kill the Selenysa players.

@jasonmiller3543 6 жыл бұрын

I catalogued all these on my excel sheet, listed out the pros and cons of each, and cross referenced it to my database on all my magic cards. It appears I have a penchant for Azorius. That came as a complete surprise to me.

@r.r815 5 жыл бұрын

Pssh azorius

@jazoinklastname4289 4 жыл бұрын

Narc

@bamboonium8140 4 жыл бұрын

Captain Holt?

@dannyingram1831 2 жыл бұрын

With Grand Arbiter Augustin IV as Commander, Azorious can be very difficult to win against.

@SuperAmaton Жыл бұрын

@@dannyingram1831With Grand Arbiter IV as Commander, it can be difficult to play with anyone

@krvys7226 6 жыл бұрын

"Do you spend weeks at a time breeding max stat pokemon?" I would feel called out, but I dont spend weeks... I spend months.

@Sheriff_K 6 жыл бұрын

My Pokemon played time is like 99% breeding..

@drakeconsumerofsoulsandche5761 6 жыл бұрын

Only months? Scrub.

@lefloidNemesis 6 жыл бұрын

The simic should join us and not the other way around.

@movezig5 6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that's me. I also spent time level grinding so I can hyper train my legendaries.

@lefloidNemesis 6 жыл бұрын

I spent modt of my time breeding training and selecting the perfect nonlegendary team for each type.

@ellaser93 6 жыл бұрын

Me explaining the Cult of Rakdos: "So, have you seen 'Hellraiser?'"

@Ihavetohave1ofthese 2 жыл бұрын

Why yes, it's my favorite! I can even quote Pinhead at the drop of a... well, never mind.

@eduardoribeiroucv9630 2 жыл бұрын

Slaanesh?

@m1sscadaverous 5 жыл бұрын

When it got to Golgari I felt personally targeted on so many levels. And also Rakdos.

@NeilSonOfNorbert 4 жыл бұрын

jund life

@W-mans26 3 жыл бұрын

Gulgari is my fav but those were harsh af

@ClearWaterRising 3 жыл бұрын

The Cure

@heretic663plus3 2 жыл бұрын

I fell more under Golgari, but Im a rakdos player at heart.

@lainhikaru5657 Жыл бұрын

@@heretic663plus3 I'm more a rakdos but someone atole my red cards so I run suicidal black nowdays.

@draheim90 6 жыл бұрын

I was worried that none of these fit me. Then Rakdos.

@_marr3k_742 5 жыл бұрын

😂

@TheCart54321 4 жыл бұрын

Hello my psychotic brother

@novapheonix2211 3 жыл бұрын

I awnsered yes to more of azorious than any others and i was screaming to deny any relation to those heathens. Then rakdos.

@darkjannn 3 жыл бұрын

Until he got to the BDSM part I was pretty sure I was supposed to be Rakdos. Right now the grammar-nazi characteristic of Azorius got me pinned the most as a person and I do not like that at all. It seems to be impossible to be chaotic evil if you enjoy correct spelling. Sign me up for mono black: I only care for the text as written in the contract.

@darkjannn 3 жыл бұрын

@@novapheonix2211 I didn't catch your comment while I was composing mine, but this is exactly what I meant. If I were to live on Ravnica, I'd totally join the Rakdos Cult to show those sanctimonious Azorius exactly why they are wrong, to the letter. Being surrounded by oblivious, playful idiots wouldn't hurt to ensure a fun working environment in the meantime.

@BrandinoJalapeno 6 жыл бұрын

Lmao, "service to a Dragon with an IQ of 10 Billion? I don't know, I am just a human from Earth; dental plan, weekends off?" XD

@sebastianfranz682 6 жыл бұрын

lmao, great one xD

@Gojin91 5 жыл бұрын

Depending how long Niv-Mizzet has been alive yeah 10 Billion IQ could be possible though Nicol Bolas would be infinitely smarter

@Sheriff_K 6 жыл бұрын

"Do you spend weeks at a time breeding Pokemon?" "Have you sent in one of those Ancestry DNA test.." "Simic. You're Simic; only Simic do that! semi-disgusted tone" AHAHAHA... So true! Simic to the CORE!

@spooplegeist5260 4 жыл бұрын

The wizards version always puts me in Azorius, but that Golgari questionnaire is the most accurate description of myself I’ve ever heard.

@cristiankimura 6 жыл бұрын

THE SIMIC CHOCOMBINE 🤣

@Yakkosprite 6 жыл бұрын

The Simic Chocombine has perfect IVs. And it's shiny

@Sheriff_K 6 жыл бұрын

Personally, I was a Chao Breeder myself.. (As well as Pokemon.)

@hugofontes5708 6 жыл бұрын

@@Sheriff_K holy shit, you are right, I was Simic even before knew what tapping a land for Mana even meant

@wadinatorthevile2805 6 жыл бұрын

I've spent way too much time trying to get a perfect IV shiny Pokemon... All I got was a sub-par Gallade and 3000 turtwigs...

@r.r815 5 жыл бұрын

@@wadinatorthevile2805 make a turtwig farm and invite all the kiddies while selling some to the professor in sinnoh

@GreenFenril 6 жыл бұрын

Do you prefer Superman and Captain America, over Batman and Iron Man? BOROS! LOL, straight to the point eh Prof.

@BretasDoc 6 жыл бұрын

Here's cool interpretation about it: -Red, white, black, green and blue are going on a savana trip. -A lion jumps out of nowhere and kills a zebra -Green, black and blue: That's natural. Just the way they behave. -White and red: *SUCH IMMORALITY!!* WE NEED TO STOP IT!!!

@JMSginoclave 6 жыл бұрын

@@BretasDoc Savannah Lions disagrees. White'd reflect on the attack on the communities' perspectives: what the lions do to feed their cubs, and how the zebras failed to protect their fallen comrade. Blue'd consider the biome's ecossystem in its decision on the event's adequate observing distance. Black'd shrug, unless it had any stake in the involved parties. Dunno, don't care. Red could do anything, really, based on what it felt like at the moment. Whatever it's passionate about goes, be it analyzing the hunting technique, saving the zebra or tasting lion's blood. Green'd reflect on the communities (a bit like White) and/or the ecossistem (a bit like Blue) and/or shrug at the display (a bit like Black) and/or hunt the food down (a bit like Red). Then it'd proceed on shitting some mana of any color.

@smurphftw2008 6 жыл бұрын

Boros is my guild but I think Superman is lame.

@thesoupofthebrain2446 6 жыл бұрын

i feel like that could be do you prefer your heroes to be super or joes?

@thomasmcmahan2631 6 жыл бұрын

What if I prefer superman and iron man. What does that make me

@drflannelxd904 6 жыл бұрын

"Is BDSM your kink?" Oof, don't gotta roast me so hard Prof

@7nigga4 3 жыл бұрын

Anyone that says oof likes to be choked

@thanalincoln 3 жыл бұрын

@@7nigga4 more like actively wants

@Philigan87 6 жыл бұрын

“Then that would be Dimir, wouldn’t it?!” 😂

@xientau9028 2 жыл бұрын

No such guild.

@V2ULTRAKill 2 жыл бұрын

If you are reading this, Dimir knows your location, we will be sending agents in shortly to silence you

@dowsingelf77 6 ай бұрын

What agents? Dude, Dimir's just a myth 😂 Everyone knows there's only Nine Guilds...

@SonOfGonzo 6 жыл бұрын

"I don't know, I'm a human. Do they have a dental plan?" LOL! That cracked me up.

@Akkuseru 5 жыл бұрын

"Do you think wrestling is real?" Right in my 12 year old self's ego

@smirk-in-progress4800 5 жыл бұрын

I was like 'None of these fit me... Maybe I won't have a guild...' then RAKDOS. Oh.

@rocksteadyish 6 жыл бұрын

"Do you get drunk and start fights?" LMAO 10/10

@y3tti627 6 жыл бұрын

Literally me!!!

@golemgaming1687 5 жыл бұрын

Sup mike ditka

@bustalamo 5 жыл бұрын

Cruel Gruul

@sanjurojelze7431 6 жыл бұрын

I'm excited to find out which of the 9 guilds I'm in! Shame there isn't one for blue/black, not that I've heard of anyway.

@GreenMonkeySam 6 жыл бұрын

I did find this spooky eye once...Dunno what it meant.

@justinjacobs1501 6 жыл бұрын

We Do Not Speak Of The Spooky Eye!

@GreenFenril 6 жыл бұрын

I know of such a guild, but first, let me open this package....odd that I didn't order anything, and what's with this strange eye marking on it.....

@1AlasBabylon 6 жыл бұрын

There's already one for Blue-Black, it's called [REDACTED].

@ironstorm1690 6 жыл бұрын

If you are reading this, you are marked by the dimir because you know too much. Settle your affairs and prepare for death Anyone you tell about this will be killed immediately.

@monsieurbobblehead3854 6 жыл бұрын

My grandma literally fits every single one of the traits from Selesnya.

@jonathanrobinson8926 6 жыл бұрын

Lol I was waiting for Rakdos the whole time. Accurate..

@SurfyBasilisk 6 жыл бұрын

Do all of your friends ignore you and call you weird? Do you think you would get top billing in a David Cronenberg film? Do you think you should be legendary? Do you have an underwhelming power and toughness? Welcome to the Nephilim.

@goldcreeper7376 6 жыл бұрын

Imagine that in the third set, when the fight against Bolas is at it's peak, we suddenly see five shadows who were BEHIND EVERYTHING THE NEPHILIM ARE BACK BABY, AND THEIR OVERLY CONVOLUTED PLAN TO MANIPULATE EVERYTHING SINCE YAWGMOTH IS FINALLY COMING TO LIGHT ! DISCOVER THE DEEP AND EMOTIONNAL STORY OF HOW THESE FIVE UNDERRATED CREATURES CREATED EQUILOR. MARVEL AT HOW THEY INGENUOUSLY PUSHED MITHRA TO BECOME A GOTH AND REALIZE THAT THEY WERE THE ONES BEHIND BOLAS ! COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU IN ANY RAKDOS CINEMA STILL STANDING !

@darthnius809 6 жыл бұрын

plottwist bolas , ugin, niv mizzet and the professor are actually the nephilim

@Solrex_the_Sun_King 6 жыл бұрын

Which nephillim? Isn't there like 5 of them?

@fluWmiR 6 жыл бұрын

Orzhov really give new meaning to the phrase CRYPTocurrency. I'm not sorry.

@hanzimaundrell4100 6 жыл бұрын

nor should you be. that was glorious.

@draxthemsklonst 6 жыл бұрын

Accurate. Nice.

@Mythul 6 жыл бұрын

BUY THE $BTC DIP. ORZHOV TO THE MOON!

@samb123078 6 жыл бұрын

I give that pun an 8.5 out of 10.

@Guardian14Acky 6 жыл бұрын

Never be sorry for your puns

@Knuffeldraak 6 жыл бұрын

Even though this one is purely meant for fun... Azorius came out the best, followed by Dimir and Orzhov. *looks at my recent standard deck... Esper control.* ...craaaaap.

@BoredTAK5000 5 жыл бұрын

Uri de Vries What’s dimir?

@jackkeddie2530 5 жыл бұрын

Uri de Vries yeah same man, those just so happen to be my favourite guilds and 3 colour combo as well

@litch_gamesskits8465 3 жыл бұрын

My friend: "Idk what guild I am lets watch" *video gets to izzet* Me: "oh ya that's totally me" *video gets to rakdos* My friend: "Dammit"

@evileyeball 6 жыл бұрын

There are NINE guilds on Ravnica.... only NINE, Nothing more, Only NINE, Those rumors about a 10th guild, LIES.

@imperiajor 6 жыл бұрын

say the Dimir :)

@bizdaretz8679 6 жыл бұрын

Ravnica, Guildpact, and Dissension (The books) Say otherwise.

@daniggez 6 жыл бұрын

The Dimir are spies.

@Solrex_the_Sun_King 6 жыл бұрын

What is this meme XD

@michaelchronister9246 6 жыл бұрын

For those of you that don't get it, I assume this is from the first ravnica block. Each guild has its own characteristics. One of the dimir is that they're spies, so nobody knows about them, and if you do know about them, you won't be alive long enough to tell anyone. I didn't start playing until fate reforged so I'm just guessing, but that seems pretty accurate

@TeceraOfficial 6 жыл бұрын

"Do you love to play Final Fantasy just for raising the best Chocobo?" I feel personally attacked.

@SailorLarkspur 2 жыл бұрын

this was hysterical and wildly under appreciated. I want more skit type content from the professor this was so well written and acted.

@seatspud 3 жыл бұрын

After serious consideration, there's only one "guild" that would suit me. The eleventh one, The Tourist's Guild. Besides, there's also the issue of street crime in Ravnica, but I can always watch that for free.

@agentkhaine2204 6 жыл бұрын

So I scored equally in the Azorius, Dimir, and Orzhov questions. My traits as an Esper player continue. Though I scored the most in the Tolarian Community College Guild, so I'll go with that.

@wyattmaniscalco3090 6 жыл бұрын

“Rakdos was my favorite guild, I wonder what he has to say about it.” BDSM Well...

@Shifterwizard 6 жыл бұрын

I think he could have also said "Did you pull wings or legs off of insects as a child? Do you feel an unusual enjoyment when watching things burn?"

@garak55 6 жыл бұрын

I mean, he's not wrong...

@666Kazekage666 6 жыл бұрын

Well im pretty much mardu i fall under all 3 guilds lol

@Aphidae 6 жыл бұрын

Rakdos has been my favourite guild since I was 10, Oof

@albatrams9029 5 жыл бұрын

@@Aphidae same.... Oof

@zoroarkking18 3 жыл бұрын

"If you are in the comments right now to explain that you know wrestling isn't real but in a really long-winded way that only a wrestling fan could... You're Gruul."

@Notharah 6 жыл бұрын

"I wonder how I'm gonna fit my RL self into Golgari based on these..." Were you goth in High School? "Ahhh. Well there we are."

@W-mans26 3 жыл бұрын

I was goth in elementary and I wear green in black regularly, think this puts me in

@c423ll1 6 жыл бұрын

What is a Dimir? That's no guild I've ever heard of...

@MrBeef-sh3lc 6 жыл бұрын

yeah. What is that?...

@KingBobXVI 6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, don't know what he's talking about. Also, isn't it weird that the next Ravnica set is starting off with only 4 guilds?

@GreenMonkeySam 6 жыл бұрын

I always found it weird that Ravnica only has 9 Guilds when there is clearly 10 2-colour combinations. But, you guys...I found this spooky eye on the wall....

@xpert_domination198 6 жыл бұрын

Dimir is mill black and blue

@TheMrDime-wt1pr 6 жыл бұрын

@@xpert_domination198 whoosh

@Xippih 6 жыл бұрын

So a BDSM artist caring about compost is Jund?

@AmarokWolfy 6 жыл бұрын

And sometimes gets drunk and starts fights

@ashra8281 6 жыл бұрын

@@AmarokWolfy but only about compost

@aylipaolucci9412 6 жыл бұрын

Makes sense, Warhammer is a very Jund-y universe

@valentinsteinerberger6173 6 жыл бұрын

*A BDS artist caring about compost that gets drunk and starts fights

@theinquisition9390 6 жыл бұрын

Hi friend get back to our our universe ;-)

@dittmar104 3 жыл бұрын

I felt like I was drawn to aspects of so many and then we got to dimir and I felt an overwhelming sense of embarrassment that could only logically be a side effect of my brain washing programing to install me as a sleeper agent in other guilds

@adelinaarmstrong9423 6 жыл бұрын

"Is your resume up to date?" I'm 15...? "Do you keep your checkbook balanced?" If I get one...? "Do you get frustrated when you see someone jaywalking?" But... I've jaywalked before. "Do you go into KZfaq comments and correct people's grammar?" Shit. They caught me.

@Marlun42 6 жыл бұрын

So if I'm in both Izzet and Simic, does that just make me Temur? I DO like punching bears...

@elijahkleinman1332 6 жыл бұрын

It means that you should stay away from my family

@harakkaEtheraven 6 жыл бұрын

I guess it makes you also Gruul.

@algeanephila 5 жыл бұрын

I guess it makes you the kind of player i don't like playing against

@Eric_The_Cleric 5 жыл бұрын

You like building large cyborg bears that can mutate on the spot and pit that cyborg bear against another just to study how fast each can mutate and how its metal augmentations hold up against the rapid mutations. Then you punch it just to see how it reacts. Spoiler alert, it turns into a pile of sludge.

@johannpohland2826 5 жыл бұрын

I like contact sports, start fights drunk, study engineering, have linux and breed max stats pokemon. Yep thats temur

@Rafael_Souza95 6 жыл бұрын

"would you enjoy to build and maintain a giant hydroelectric magical conjuring machine in service of a dragon with a IQ of 10 billion?" Of course, where do I sign?

@ironstorm1690 6 жыл бұрын

ALL HAIL THE FIREMIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@thatepicwizardguy 3 жыл бұрын

None of the above. Looks like I’d be living on another plane. Thank Yawgmoth for that.

@Rabidfox-gc5fw 5 жыл бұрын

So I'm Sultai with a touch of Rakdos? Gotcha!

@tremolobanshee 6 жыл бұрын

I think the best insult in here is saying Azorious enjoy using Microsoft excel.

@Woodthorn 6 жыл бұрын

.. but it's fun though...

@Hyunkel33 6 жыл бұрын

It really is, isn't it...

@agafaba 6 жыл бұрын

Excel is pretty good, a spent several hours of unpaid overtime at work to make an excel sheet that would quickly and easily show me information about my employees. I never used it but if I did I would have saved myself several minutes a day!

@argentpuck 6 жыл бұрын

It can't be an insult if it's accurate!

@aaronarmstrong340 6 жыл бұрын

I use Open Office instead. I guess that make me one of those Izzet heretics...

@zacharyhinckley120 6 жыл бұрын

Lol so I didn’t think I was completely Azorius and then he said “do you enjoy Mircosoft excel?” Then I’m like shit... I do....

@williamclark9280 3 жыл бұрын

So glad I found this older gem ! Rakdos forever !!

@weedragonauts4729 3 жыл бұрын

video playing in background as i'm putting together a bed. Video: "do you enjoy assembling IKEA furniture?" me: *slowly puts down screwdriver*

@Mustakrakish16 6 жыл бұрын

Simic traits pop up: I DO ALL THESE THINGS

@TheKensta88 6 жыл бұрын

Me too, with a smidge of Azorious, and Dimir but just the people watching part lol.

@randalica92 6 жыл бұрын

Simic is basically for RPG minmaxers

@joeyberg5765 6 жыл бұрын

Golgari all the way my dude

@hceercs8246 6 жыл бұрын

I know that profile picture. We are kin. It's snowing on Mount fuji

@xBeauGaming 6 жыл бұрын

Izzet for days yall!!!

@FlynnApollo 6 жыл бұрын

xBeau Gaming you better believe it!

@johannpohland2826 6 жыл бұрын

Izzet is it

@xylophone897 6 жыл бұрын

Linuxmasterrace

@epsteindidntkillhimself69 6 жыл бұрын

Free Software > Microsoftware

@GoldStorm07 6 жыл бұрын

He should've asked if we enjoy Mythbusters.

@MarksmanSnir 6 жыл бұрын

1:33 I like how you just got a picture of a soldier on vacation and called him unemployed. Very nice.

@spooftyrthemadone2825 4 жыл бұрын

A touch of gruul,an ounce of simic and a pinch of dimir and It's basically me...So Glint-Eye, is it not?

@arenkai 6 жыл бұрын

I always thought I was an Orzhov... Oh well... Rakdos it is then...

@jozzyalthefool9273 6 жыл бұрын

You are not the only one with a dillema. I always thought I was in Rakdos. But Golgari is close enough though.

@julianslavin3896 6 жыл бұрын

I'm like 50 percent green white.

@GigaLordShinyMudkip1 6 жыл бұрын

julian slavin I assume the reason you are not 100% GW is because you have an occupation and your poetry is mildly political?

@hunterhoose9375 6 жыл бұрын

Azorius is objectively the worst though.

@sifthegreat4570 6 жыл бұрын

😂

@cooperzilkenat3220 6 жыл бұрын

I feel personally attacked by the gruul one

@FenrirEX 6 жыл бұрын

Right? Like, he left off non-violent contact things like...well, I can't say that because presumably Prof wants to keep his comments as PG as possible. But yeah! Not all Gruul are hyper violent! Some of us know how to channel our aggressive urges in constructive ways!

@ashra8281 6 жыл бұрын

Isn't attacking gruuls thing?

@FenrirEX 6 жыл бұрын

Attacking, not BEING attacked!

@jamaigar 6 жыл бұрын

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@cooperzilkenat3220 6 жыл бұрын

Exactly. It feels wrong. But I mean, we've also got decent shamans.

@GoodnotGreat88 5 жыл бұрын

Ironically your description that fit me best, also matched the decks I like to play most

@Jamesviolaofficial 5 жыл бұрын

The adjunct professors line got me really good. Well done.

@7platy7 6 жыл бұрын

Easily one of your best videos yet, great video!

@MrMrayl 6 жыл бұрын

Lol, love the content! It's still magic related, but funny and kinda dumb. It's great that your poking fun at this quiz For the record I am Boros according to this

@jankspanking8836 6 жыл бұрын

Maybe I am Izzet

@ironstorm1690 6 жыл бұрын

Alexander Christensen I AM IZZET!!!!!!!!!! ALL HAIL THE FIREMIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@rorymurphy6081 6 жыл бұрын

This channel has become the absolute best thing in my life for the past few weeks

@ClexYoshi 6 жыл бұрын

legit, the Smic bit is actually a little on-the-nose for me. XD

@TheOneVangaurd 6 жыл бұрын

I just want the gruul and simic to team up in the 3rd set for the flavor text: "Gruul tested, Simic approved"

@Billchu13 6 жыл бұрын

Legalize it lol "If you are a Crusades apologist, you might be an Orzhov."

@faxmachine1162 4 жыл бұрын

Ah, NOW i know my guild!

@_marr3k_742 5 жыл бұрын

The Boros and Rakdos😂😂😂

@zinstonehead 3 жыл бұрын

Just like me. .-)

@SamChaneyProductions 2 жыл бұрын

I literally have a spreadsheet for every commander deck I build, complete with color-coded conditional formatting and weighted averages to calculate specific rankings for every card

@PlaneswalkerProject 6 жыл бұрын

Golgari. I don't know to feel offended by the accuracy or suspect you've been spying on me the last fifteen years of my life. Also it wasn't a phase I just look good in black!

@aarongrant5367 6 жыл бұрын

Selesnya, but not for a matriarchy of dryads Golgari, but more of a Visigoth Orzhov, but they tax death Forget it, I'm a Thelonite of Havenwood. Call me a Guru of Spores

@mthew6721 3 жыл бұрын

I wanna know where he got the footage of the guy pointing to a whip XD that cracked me up

@michelledodero9094 6 жыл бұрын

I did get excited by the Kozlowski novelty hat mention, and hoped this meant we were getting a Ravinca Guild Sorting Hat...

@poisonedivysaur 6 жыл бұрын

Dimir done. I don't need a test for that.

@Travis7060312 6 жыл бұрын

Who? Never heard of them.

@dyciefisk2535 6 жыл бұрын

@@Travis7060312 Bro, they've been exposed twice now...

@poisonedivysaur 6 жыл бұрын

Good to know some ppl know the first rule of fight club. I mean house dimir.

@paladia_gorom1973 6 жыл бұрын

Shhhhh!

@ashra8281 6 жыл бұрын

@@dyciefisk2535 you can't mention that online they have spies everywhere

@DeffinetlyNotMcMaywen 6 жыл бұрын

So I have discovered that I'm none of the guilds, time to build my own!!

@lilyoftheveil666 6 жыл бұрын

The voiceover in this is very Dave's Spokesman and I love it.

@argentpuck 6 жыл бұрын

I want this made into an actual online quiz (those things still exist, right?). But, in the meantime, this is possibly the most perfect explanation of the guilds I've ever seen. I don't think I'll ever forget these associations now.

@OGNoNameNobody 6 жыл бұрын

Awwww...looks like I'm one of Ravnica's 2nd class citizens; the Guildless. Not a single "Yes" came out of my cookie hole for the whole quiz....

@Solrex_the_Sun_King 6 жыл бұрын

Noname Nobody really?

@archredmammoth1145 5 жыл бұрын

Solrex the sun king hahahahaha ^^^

@myyume101 5 жыл бұрын

I didnt have a yes either ur not alone

@dittmar104 3 жыл бұрын

bro you a gate colossus strait up robo man

@taylorpellegrino7946 2 жыл бұрын

I feel like the guildless are likely all-color or colorless players

@kristbg 6 жыл бұрын

Thank you prof. After spending my whole life thinking I was Izzet, I finally found that Selesnya is my true guild. 🍁

@michaelatbarnett 6 жыл бұрын

As someone who finds himself as Boros and Izzet, that Boros assessment felt like an attack and yet so, so accurate. 🤣

@greenmetalbox1719 5 жыл бұрын

I have to laugh, of the 8 guild boxes I own so far, Boros illicited the strongest reaction from me, so when Boros came up, i laughed hard. Great video. :)

@lucascostabeyeler6852 6 жыл бұрын

Funny fact: I have an Izzet Commander and I use Linux 100% accurate this test

@KronosSupreme 6 жыл бұрын

Amazing video man. I really love your videos like this that play with the magic universe.

@dylanresciniti7495 5 жыл бұрын

well thanks for putting me on the spot at the end there buddy

@georgeb9977 6 жыл бұрын

The dryness and sarcasm are truly palpable and I loved this video so damn much.

@Raaanch 6 жыл бұрын

I'll eat almost anything with a face but Selesnya is my home. Which is why, when playing hockey I love being a goalie so much. I'll protect that net good!! hahahaha. This a brilliant video!

@dittmar104 3 жыл бұрын

Lot of wolves in the conclave

@paladia_gorom1973 6 жыл бұрын

Do you Facebook stalk people for fun? Yes While they are in the room While I’m telling them about it Reactions are great because people don’t know how easy it is.

@Soviniy 3 жыл бұрын

I first found out about Ravnica through a D&D game and was torn between Selesnya and Golgari. How fitting that my favourite magic colours to play, when I got into the game a year ago, was Abzan~ Ah, the cycle of life(gain) and death(touch.)

@Varsocona 6 жыл бұрын

As a card carrying member of the Golgari I can confirm this is accurate. Also we'd like our Zombie back, thank you.

@EvanFarshadow 5 жыл бұрын

Nope. Too busy whipping it xD

@TheTrueLeafless 6 жыл бұрын

2-color-guilds are a work place...3 colors a home

@Solrex_the_Sun_King 6 жыл бұрын

TheTrueLeafless 4 color is a mansion, 5 color is just diluted.

@hirosmirnov8287 5 жыл бұрын

@@Solrex_the_Sun_King Ok, so I work at the CIA, my home is a zombie lab, my uncle grew the wood for his mansion... And 5 colours is just diluted.

@c.d.dailey8013 4 жыл бұрын

@@hirosmirnov8287 Hmm with a description like that is sounds like Golgari or Dimir. Maybe Sultai is the thing for you.

@hirosmirnov8287 4 жыл бұрын

@@c.d.dailey8013 Bingo! FAV 2 COLOUR: Dimir FAV 3 COLOUR: Sultai FAV 4 COLOUR: Growth And 5 colours is just diluted.

@jazoinklastname4289 4 жыл бұрын

@@hirosmirnov8287 is growth everything but red?

@_traximundar_3165 6 жыл бұрын

So the test says I'm.... Rackdos? No honey wait! Where are you going? I swear I don't like *that* stuff...

@drakeconsumerofsoulsandche5761 6 жыл бұрын

Then explain the whips in the broom closet

@FenrirEX 6 жыл бұрын

Maybe, but how do you explain the brooms in the whip closet?

@_traximundar_3165 6 жыл бұрын

Drake the troll I use the whips to... train the Lion

@aceadam1828 6 жыл бұрын

Leo Funari shes only gone to buy more toys dude relax.

@THESHADOWMASTER9 5 жыл бұрын

Damn, I didn't believe in this quiz being accurate until Dimir fucking NAILED me. 😂😂

@brentrandolph3361 6 жыл бұрын

All this time I thought I was Boros or Izzet but it turns out I’m pretty solidly Dimir. Thanks for the guidance, prof.

@user-kf6vv2qq1h 6 жыл бұрын

Welll. Nothing resonates. Of to Krenko I go, I suppose.

@quentinchristensen3793 6 жыл бұрын

Am I the only one who don't fit anywhere ? 😭

@omarpabon5751 6 жыл бұрын

Most of us are shards, so you got to pick two guilds that fit best

@HumbleWooper 6 жыл бұрын

Not even close. I'm one or two points from several of them.

@hanzimaundrell4100 6 жыл бұрын

we are the Gateless.

@thelinkgeek 6 жыл бұрын

eldrazi lel

@dannybeane2069 6 жыл бұрын

You're guildless, just find a good corner to hide in and pray to god no one finds you.

@lukasbubliauskas 5 жыл бұрын

There is also an 11th guild. It’s the highest of all guilds. it’s Tolarian Community College.

@rickxhoshinji 6 жыл бұрын

Are you asking questions to sort individuals to a specific group? Then you're the Sorting Hat.

@nuuskye 6 жыл бұрын

Supposedly, I'm Simic first, Azorius second, but I'd put them the other way around. For the record, GMO's are great.

@EionBlue 6 жыл бұрын

Tchnically, you're just Bant.

@movezig5 6 жыл бұрын

We should be friends.

@FenrirEX 6 жыл бұрын

So you're Bant?

@nuuskye 6 жыл бұрын

@@EionBlue I almost just said Bant, but that could just as easily have been selesnya and one of the others, which is fairly not me.

@Woodthorn 6 жыл бұрын

Bant, main Blue.

@movezig5 6 жыл бұрын

Love it! I'm Simic first, Izzet or Azorius second. I've always thought of myself as black-white personality-wise, but ironically, I hate the Orzhov.

@GregTom2 6 жыл бұрын

I would just love to try playing Azorius but I don't have that kind of money.

@Kyrbi0 6 жыл бұрын

I was sorta pity-laughing at the 'guild description quiz' like "haha these are ridiculous who even fits these" but then Azorius comes up & I can't stop nodding... :< Well played, Professor.

@leftythesalesman6459 6 жыл бұрын

Well that was helpful. I guess I'll be playing Mono Blue at the Pre-Release.

@elijahkleinman1332 6 жыл бұрын

Modified food is the future of the world, along with entomophagy.

@GigaLordShinyMudkip1 6 жыл бұрын

Elijah Kleinman Everybody get down with the sickness!

@jacobyspurnger8488 6 жыл бұрын

I mean technically all the food you consume weather you picked it out of your garden today or bought it at the store is "genetically modified." look at plants from 50-100 years ago. Tomatoes used to be white or yellow and misformed shapes. Now they're almost all red when ripe and typically round, some small which is a genetic modification and evolution of favorable traits...

@elijahkleinman1332 6 жыл бұрын

@@jacobyspurnger8488 Selective breeding is definitely why we've gotten so far agriculturally

@ryanmaxwell2174 6 жыл бұрын

Actually, vat grown meat is the future... if I just want a steak, why should I have to grow a whole cow? if only we could get commercially viable controlled fusion running.

@elijahkleinman1332 6 жыл бұрын

@@ryanmaxwell2174 Vat-grown meat would work, but is very slow. Insects are a higher supply and more nutritious food source. However, Vat-grown meat would be easier for the general public to accept, so it might get there.