J dawg is the Eddie trunk of death metal

The venue in Atlanta, GA where the Mass Destruction Metal Fest will be this year is not too bad (not really too great either). There’s two stages - one outdoor and one indoor. An issue will be the parking situation.

Good morning J-Dawg Good morning Devils

Little flatbrim It's been a long twenty four hours Little flatbrim It feels like YEEEAAARRS since he's been here Here comes the Sponge (Doo n doo doo) Here comes the Sponge and i say Mm-hmmm! Yep yep yep 🎶🎶🎵🎶

Mmmhmm the sponge is gonna interview lord airman with his gold chains on & homeboy Jordans. The slipknot of bm is a sponge faaave

Yo j-dawg I need some rough and tough bun help. My wife left me after I accidentally called her a canoe. What should I do brah brah?

We need an Impetigo vinyl repress dawg

When the Dawg rips on your favorite band you shut up and you take it. 😣

The Birdflesh slackbucks are definitely not on the Dawg's guest list, maybe they are the illusive jojos who are not welcome at the poker party and Deicide karaokes?

There is no success in the underground, just love for the art. The 80s and to a lesser degree, the 90s, were the only times where you could live comfortably off music. I'd imagine a regular blue collar guy lives better than most professional musicians.

12:40 five years sober today! You gaylords can drink all the 15 dollar bud lights you want at the agora!

Yo J Dawg , good shit restocking apex profane 🤘🏽🤮

whats good jdawg 😤😤😤

Sup Devils, back again to start my morning off with the Dawg. $15 beers is fucked. I’d bring a cooler and slam the suds outside Crocodile/Tiger Pit 2024

HOB is $15 a beer now lol shits crazy!

You don’t like that ‘pulsion then we don’t listen to the same music brah brahhhhhh

Haunted hotel records has put out birdflesh stuff and he has shirts.warlord clothing prints up bird flesh shirts

So why'd you duck Nate Garrett, Dawg? He's p!ssed with you. Seems a bit weak on your part, brah brah.

sup devil

Yo sponge, when’s the big party at west side bowl brah brah? I’m gonna be looking pretty kvlt hopefully they don’t mind me wearing an arghoslent speedo

Do you think The Golden One (Marcus Follin) could be natural?

😂 jdawg will not mislead you the dawg serves it up real and rawwww goddamn it

Dawg, if you did the fest in Detroit at the Sanctuary, it would sell out. Without a doubt. We have a tight death metal scene Outside the city, great promoters and sound, no metal detectors, etc. It's a money pit-- nobody wants to go to Cleveland. A lot of people would like to say they survived the night in the D and had a good time

💿 ALBUM BATTLE: Helloween - Walls of Jericho (1985) Vs. Running Wild - Branded and Exiled (1985)

*SUP DEVILS*

The Hellcast Episodes with Eddie and Reaper were the funniest, even with Eddie only bringing up Ghost and Metallica, it didn't bother me that much, it was the dynamic they had that made it so entertaining. It kind of ran it's course but to me it was the golden age of Hellcast.

TALKING ABOUT REAL GODDAMN STATES

Love you dog

No band yet because I am in the process of writing songs the second I'm putting together an ep I'll be sending it to the dawg

2:48 me when lopolik brings up sum prog bands to talk with me bout 😌

Anybody ever seen the Australian channel MATOXDEEPSHADOWS? That guy must cuss twice as much J-Dawg and his mic is just as bad, if not worse.

😂 like and share the video Devils

Honestly the Mass Destruction lineup is pretty disappointing so far. I don't even care about Birdflesh, Dekapitator, or At War

I like Birdflesh. 🤟🤟

Whats up dawg, what do you think about South American bands from the early 2000s, especially bands like Power From Hell, Witchtrap, Apokalyptic Raids, Diabolic Force, etc...? I know some of these bands had albums released by Hell's Headbangers. I'm asking because I saw that PFH is coming to the US this year to celebrate the 20th anniversary of their first album and they have a few dates in California with Sodom and Sabbat.

June 21st, 2025. West Side Bowl in Ohio. I need to write this down. That's so far down the road. For now, I'm gonna say 50% chance I go! I live in the Florida Keys, that'd be a haul lol. Jealous of everyone that lives close by. . . If I were to go, would anyone be down to Spar a few rounds with me? Lol. I'm a bring a couple pair of Boxing Gloves with me. 16 Oz Gloves so no one gets injured! Who's down to bang haha!?!?

Alright, who here knew that it was "International Pina Colada Day"?🥂

my stretching routine sounds like it puts the Dawg's routine on a stretccchherrr

Seriously, this morning I had dream that my banners were creased & wrinkled like J-Dawg's. You know, the thing nightmares are made of! But I'm relieved to see that that is not the reality.

🎥 FILM BATTLE: Casino Royale (2006) Vs. Skyfall (2012)

Love Birdflesh ! And I have a shirt :-D

Brah brah

Is it just me, or did all the major events at Hells happen 10 years ago?

2 great things for stretching are Yoga and Pilates

What's heavier than metalcore brah brah?

😵👉🏻🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈FUCKING KA-BOOM GOD DAMN IT!!! The start of round 3 of Shark Week was shot out of a fuckin' CANNON!!! First up was _Deadliest_ _Bite!_ And it was an all-out smorgasbord of hard-hittin' toothsome terrors of the deep! The Tiger, the Bull, the Hammerhead and of course, the GREAT GOD DAMN! WHITE! And I must say the close-up chompa-chompa-chompa footage could not have been more brutal n' badass, with all that thrashing and tearing and the bubbling bloody froth was an awesome fuckin' sight to behold! And it was all front and fuckin' center on Death Metal Dave's 520-inch flat-screen TV! Speaking of which, Dave got really REALLY worked up by Deadliest Bite, though he denys it, I think he blasted in his shorts and this was only THE FIRST FUCKIN' SHOW OF THE NIGHT! In any event a suspicious and unexplained wardrobe change occurred during the next commercial break, just _what_ was Dave up to?! Next up was _6000_ _Pound_ _Shark_ and they weren't kiddin' man! Cuz HOLY FUCK do they grow em' BIG in Down Under! This fantastical excursion into shark-filled realms had a spell-binding storybook-like quality to it, because it was hosted by the most charming shark-dude in all of Shark Week history! Just who am I speaking of?! Why no other than Tom "Blowfish" Hird!!! The worlds self-proclaimed ONLY Heavy Metal marine biologist! That's fucking WHO god damn it!!! WAY TOO COOL HUH!!!! And so Blowfish and his lady-friend where hard at work taking "length and girth estimates" when all of the sudden a vengeful Great White literally took a SHIT all over the "worlds only Heavy Metal marine biologist"!!!! And damn man that shit was GREEN! HOLY FVCKING SHIT! The nerve of that god damn shark! It's as if it had no clue WHO the hell it was shitting on!!!! Tom ain't no regular ham n' egger, no sir! And then, if THAT wasn't enough excitement, the crane that lowering Tom's cage broke down and he and the cage and all the sharks hit the ground with BANG! It was amazing! Then he got up the gumption to break out thee chum bucket, ALL WHILE UNDER-WATER TOO, he said-he said it was "like trying to wrestle a hobbit" and when the lid came off out flowed a gruesome hells brew of spoiled sushi, 20 pounds of meat-loaf, a horses head and _the_ _intestines_ _of_ _a_ _yak!_ An underwater buffet combination never before attempted, but it was a run-away success! It was fuckin' insane I tell yah! The last new show was _Monster_ _Hammerhead:_ _Species_ _X_ and uhhhh, well it fucking sucked, me and Dave both agreed it was fuckin' lame, what a load of shit, the only low-point so far for Shark Week 2024! But don't get me wrong Hammerheads are some of the fucking gnarliest sharks out there, but this show did NOT represent toughness! But there's good news, they made up for it with an inspired programming choice to re-air one of their most original/memorable shows EVER and of course I'm talking about the mighty _Cocaine_ _Shark!!!!_ A true bonified classic of classics!! And that's when Dave grilled up his famous Mako-burgers, topped with deep-fried octopus tentacles, coleslaw and hot sauce, they were like just to die for devils! Dave's skill behind the grill is unmatched! With the beer flowin', the Mako-burger's cookin' and the jams blasting it was the ultimate Death Metal Dave cook-out! Posers (yes that means you Hall) NOT allowed! Oh and did I mention that Cocaine sharks make the tastiest shark-burgers! FACT! 🍔🍔🍔🍔🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈💪🏻💪🏻🍻🍻

Love Birdflesh

Dark Funeral is garbage

This is the first time I have actually liked the dawg. He seems to care about metal heads beer prices. He may actually be a good guy , but I'm probably wrong

Is Andrew Tate a good source of advice for young men? we need the DAWG's take.

6:28 -- Dumbo has no idea why he got No Replied yet again?? Well, it's because he's skipped Brainday for 39 yeaaaaars 😂

This one's for all the Cleveland devils... kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jdOJd72V1qvNf3k.htmlsi=aXDQ2T-99Og39Err These are the guys that the dawg should be interviewing locally. Since I'm pretty sure J-Dawg is going to interview mortal decay around the time sickening erotic comes out on vinyl, the next interview I'm going to spam for is Clevelands own Pitboss 2000.

Who's gonna break it to the DumboDawg that Birdflesh and Laemorrhage haven't been cool since 2002?