“The Red King” | NEW RORY & MAL | Ep. 36

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New Rory & Mal

2 жыл бұрын

High Energy Fridays, y’all! The team starts off recapping the life and legacy of Keri Hilson, and proceed to address the HR complaints the team has (6:53). Mal tells them about a new porn category he found (13:50), and the guys discuss his experience with a woman with two Vaginas (16:14). They speak on knowing too much about their team member Benner (24:03) and decide to go to CrimeCon in Vegas for Rory’s birthday (27:42). We find out that Baisley is a racist when she attacks Eddin after finding out he’s a Mexican (31:25), which leads to a discussion on Nancy Reagan’s legacy as a throat goat (38:10). They also address D.A.R.E.’s beef with Euphoria (42:04), the upcoming Super Bowl line up (53:35), Lil Zane’s career (1:06:15), where Rory got his name (1:11:30), + more!

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@SaleemAli-ke4ro
@SaleemAli-ke4ro 2 жыл бұрын
Rory "PODDING" while also focused and in tune with Baisley's massage therapy is an excellent show of multitasking🎯
@Hfgv281
@Hfgv281 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao @ "massage therapy".
@JustinxSpencer
@JustinxSpencer 2 жыл бұрын
Dead ass put the dog to sleep like an exhausted toddler, shits a skill that can't be taught
@josecruz5385
@josecruz5385 2 жыл бұрын
Less than 10 mins in dying 😭🤣 "I see now why you were sexually harassed" - Rory "oh, that was trash now bend over" - Mal 😭🤣🤦
@thinkingoutloud9166
@thinkingoutloud9166 2 жыл бұрын
I have Spotify on deck but I wait to see these on YT for the facial expressions and little nuances we might not pick up via audio! Incredible pod! Dudes are hilarious! WE NEED MORE SKITS!!! 🤣
@oghaze9318
@oghaze9318 2 жыл бұрын
Sill waiting on a part four with Gemini girl
@DifferentLevels
@DifferentLevels 2 жыл бұрын
Definitely need more skits.
@YoRAHeem
@YoRAHeem 2 жыл бұрын
KZfaq Premium is fire! Spotify might be getting my sub cancellation.
@jasongrace3427
@jasongrace3427 2 жыл бұрын
Rory’s reaction to Demaris when he said his name means “Red King” is FUCKINGGG hilarious
@shesojaded3625
@shesojaded3625 2 жыл бұрын
lmaoooo she definitely dragged it by laughing so hard, i side with Rory 😂😂😭
@n.y.n.e8615
@n.y.n.e8615 2 жыл бұрын
Ä
@MaxJulien2701
@MaxJulien2701 2 жыл бұрын
It's crazy how he didn't even flinch or make a facial reaction bc that laugh was extra af 😂😂
@MEsquivel013
@MEsquivel013 2 жыл бұрын
FUCK RORY LOOK AT BAISLEY'S FACE WHEN SHE LAUGHED!!! 😂😂 HER REACTION WAS PERFECT
@oldsport7177
@oldsport7177 2 жыл бұрын
FUNNIEST SHIT!!
@krissy-jw8kj
@krissy-jw8kj 2 жыл бұрын
It’s the puppy being sleep in Rory’s arm for me. So adorable
@nia4842
@nia4842 2 жыл бұрын
"Spread eagle." "May the fourth be with you." 😂 I like Eddin's sense of humor.
@poeticthoughts06
@poeticthoughts06 2 жыл бұрын
"Did you hit her with a Jay Z bar...?" 🤣🤣🤣 Rory's humor is crazy.
@jaiwest3387
@jaiwest3387 Жыл бұрын
like ray rice?
@themoonbarbie
@themoonbarbie 2 жыл бұрын
The way that Baisley slowly woke up as Rory was being laughed at by Demaris for his name… “who want smoke with my red king?”
@Xyz123Etc..
@Xyz123Etc.. 2 жыл бұрын
I love how these dudes were wildin’ for damn near an hour and a half and then the last 10 minutes trying to act all structured and professional going threw the actual pod topics 😂 great pod fellas
@hendersoncnc
@hendersoncnc Жыл бұрын
Lol
@ramVina23
@ramVina23 2 жыл бұрын
The part about Nancy Reagan and Mal saying "why didn't they teach that in school?" 🤣😂🤣🤣
@nia4842
@nia4842 2 жыл бұрын
"Look at this racist Republican!" to describe Baisley is hilarious!
@thecunninlynguist
@thecunninlynguist 2 жыл бұрын
This episode was hilarious. I died when Baisley started barking. Rors right about ain't no fun, when you really break it down, lol.
@jdx7906
@jdx7906 2 жыл бұрын
recapping one hour before the premiere is crazy. * Mal Voice * jk fam lmao, hope you have a good weekend. ✊🏾
@nia4842
@nia4842 2 жыл бұрын
I came just for that
@KeepinUpWitSash
@KeepinUpWitSash 2 жыл бұрын
@@jdx7906 but the audio drops the day before, more than likely he/she listened & came here to watch
@nia4842
@nia4842 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 Baisley has perfect timing.
@alexisjanelle
@alexisjanelle 2 жыл бұрын
rory holding baisley like a baby omg 🤣💕 she’s so cute.
@UNCLV_MEDIA
@UNCLV_MEDIA 2 жыл бұрын
Dawg I caught Rory say “Eagle Scout is like high price escort” 🤦🏾‍♂️🤣🤣
@sounddepth
@sounddepth 2 жыл бұрын
Baisley barking right on cue was hilarious! 🤣
@BertaBella87
@BertaBella87 2 жыл бұрын
I love the random convos & when they don’t stick to the outline. It’s the best.
@peaceiladel83
@peaceiladel83 2 жыл бұрын
@10:10 Mal: Coming to the stage...angel dust! 😂😂😂
@ifrr8337
@ifrr8337 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@niccobirdsong411
@niccobirdsong411 2 жыл бұрын
I’m just trying to be as comfortable as Baisley.
@sumitosway
@sumitosway 2 жыл бұрын
Mal was mad cuz D said Keri is taller than him 😂😂😂
@ashleyamanda9939
@ashleyamanda9939 2 жыл бұрын
its not even noon on this glorious sunday and ive been subjected to hear Rory talking about “whistle while you work” 😩
@kklutz08
@kklutz08 2 жыл бұрын
I will never forget when black people created a petition to have Trap Queen played at Nancy Reagan funeral 😂😂😂
@TheBrowserAcct
@TheBrowserAcct 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta love us. 🤣
@Ayurveduh
@Ayurveduh 2 жыл бұрын
Ahahaha!😂 I didn’t know that!
@GoogleAccount00
@GoogleAccount00 2 жыл бұрын
They did what!?!?! 🤣💀
@BlaqueBarbieBryant
@BlaqueBarbieBryant 2 жыл бұрын
Baisley going to sleep in Rory’s lap is adorable
@stateofcalm
@stateofcalm 2 жыл бұрын
Demaris' laugh at "red king" and then quietly noting, that's the title of this episode 😂 💯
@mical2great
@mical2great 2 жыл бұрын
Rory paying for his friends onlyfans and not watching is NASTY 😂😂😂
@jaiwest3387
@jaiwest3387 Жыл бұрын
cap
@sfcallstar
@sfcallstar 2 жыл бұрын
This pod keeps getting funnier and funnier! Why is your hand in my nest ! Is fucking crazy lol
@marcusjones7430
@marcusjones7430 2 жыл бұрын
Damiris be loud and WRONG AF. 😂😂😂
@mannyfresh5051
@mannyfresh5051 2 жыл бұрын
“your dogs a racist”😂 not baisley !
@suavehouse86
@suavehouse86 2 жыл бұрын
Racist republican dog 😄😅😩😩
@laurenjackson2810
@laurenjackson2810 2 жыл бұрын
Yooo this podcast got so outta pocket, their comedic banter knows how to get extremely close to the line without crossing it 😂 Rory: “I thought it was terrible.. now I see why you were sexually harassed” Mal: “”Awww that was trash, bend over!””
@Waters..
@Waters.. 2 жыл бұрын
There was so many times in this episode where I was like “oh y’all getting cancelled cancelled” 😂
@kenneyroweII
@kenneyroweII 2 жыл бұрын
Rory is dope at keeping it brutally honest but not offensive
@kazuya4289
@kazuya4289 2 жыл бұрын
"that knock you down record with mario and kanye" is the nastiest shit rory has ever said
@marcoervin7324
@marcoervin7324 2 жыл бұрын
Rory with the "snap your fingers" line. After "One in the stink one in the pink" line is sick 😂😂😂
@PCRL2000
@PCRL2000 2 жыл бұрын
If you at home in this snowstorm listening to this pod !! 🙌🏼
@BwrightCuseMelo15
@BwrightCuseMelo15 2 жыл бұрын
Rory paying for onlyfans and not looking at it is NASTY 😂😂😂 “supporting your friends” my ass lmao
@taken4granite817
@taken4granite817 2 жыл бұрын
The sad part is he's probably not lying 😂
@dontmindme4197
@dontmindme4197 2 жыл бұрын
@@taken4granite817 he’s def not lmao
@Flipper35
@Flipper35 2 жыл бұрын
I got a few that I don't watch either, so I respect it.
@TheJasonMackie
@TheJasonMackie 2 жыл бұрын
Im listening to him say that and thinking, 'has he heard of cashapp'?
@Flipper35
@Flipper35 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheJasonMackie Fam... I'm not CashApping a friend every month to help her out. That's kinda weird to me. You setting a scheduler to make sure you CashApp her $10 or $20 every month. Naw... Just sign up for the OF & don't watch the content
@B-Corteztv
@B-Corteztv 2 жыл бұрын
We wear pink on Fridays Mean girls wears pink on Wednesdays Well you can't sit with us Fuckin hilarious 😂
@norizzlepie
@norizzlepie 2 жыл бұрын
“Don’t put the black box to block your racist dog” 😂😂😂😂
@jermoledwards196
@jermoledwards196 2 жыл бұрын
This came right on time for me. Keep up the great work boys...Bout to listen now
@blackorfeu7
@blackorfeu7 2 жыл бұрын
Mal rockin the socks for when you have bad circulation
@Lover-ur4te
@Lover-ur4te 2 жыл бұрын
best part about the episode is following Baisley around. adds to the experience.
@dwaynenotjohnson1405
@dwaynenotjohnson1405 2 жыл бұрын
Nah idc what rorys relationship is with his friend, subscribing to her only fans(and not looking) is wild asf he really giving a grown ass women an allowance wtffff lmaooo!🤯😭😭😭
@SmaccsBoosieFade
@SmaccsBoosieFade 2 жыл бұрын
5-10 dollars a month to a millionaire? & them broads don’t make the real money on just subscriptions. Adds up of course but that’s not Shit
@dannyo7560
@dannyo7560 2 жыл бұрын
I watch until the end everytime just to see how mal will sign off lol -- never lets me down
@JustDexMakingMusic
@JustDexMakingMusic 2 жыл бұрын
Mal's like that kid in class you know is gonna piss the teacher off, but she can't yell at him until he does it....this nigga has been getting that line off a few different ways
@taijae8092
@taijae8092 2 жыл бұрын
“Your dog’s a racist” 💀😂 32:09
@12121212293
@12121212293 2 жыл бұрын
Mal with the shotta whistle is crazy.
@playasonly3829
@playasonly3829 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@chasearmstrong2110
@chasearmstrong2110 2 жыл бұрын
When Demaris said Mary gonna do “JUST FINE FINE FINE “ white people gonna eat that up lmao 🤣
@CliftonLT
@CliftonLT 2 жыл бұрын
This 1 was another goodie!!
@nia4842
@nia4842 2 жыл бұрын
😂 Last week, it was Karl's knees against Rory's shoulders. Pause. This week, it's Karl bouncing off Damaris. Y'all HR is 🗑.
@TheMikeBailey18
@TheMikeBailey18 2 жыл бұрын
Mal be busy what you expect😂
@ifrr8337
@ifrr8337 2 жыл бұрын
😩😂💀
@I-do-not-read-replies
@I-do-not-read-replies 2 жыл бұрын
Is pause the new way to say no homo but sound PC? Lol 😂 what a world we live in
@nia4842
@nia4842 2 жыл бұрын
@@I-do-not-read-replies Pause is the old way to say it.
@lovee81
@lovee81 2 жыл бұрын
the fact Baisley is sleep in Rorys arms is hilarious lol
@nia4842
@nia4842 2 жыл бұрын
There's power in anonymity. She shouldn't ever come from behind that mic.
@Baggbi
@Baggbi 2 жыл бұрын
Like dude in charlies Angel's
@VikktorVampiir
@VikktorVampiir 2 жыл бұрын
Facts 💯... cuz I feel like I might be disappointed if not up to par 🤣🤣🤣
@VikktorVampiir
@VikktorVampiir 2 жыл бұрын
But was that her in the jd bow wow episode bringing him the liquor when you can only see the side/back of her pass by the camera for a sec?
@nia4842
@nia4842 2 жыл бұрын
@🩸vikktor vampiir🩸 Her face is in another video too.
@NelsTheArtist
@NelsTheArtist 2 жыл бұрын
@@Baggbi you mean Charlie?
@economyrap
@economyrap 2 жыл бұрын
D “ ain’t nobody prescribing us blacks Xanax!”
@jonathanherron2124
@jonathanherron2124 2 жыл бұрын
Mal's a real one for bringing up that PBS classic ghost writer the first episode had a young Samuel l Jackson N it
@dominiqueosorio-davis6781
@dominiqueosorio-davis6781 2 жыл бұрын
"Ghost Writer" was my shit and "Arthur" too.
@TeamMetafore
@TeamMetafore 2 жыл бұрын
Nahhhh… “coming to the stage… Angel Dust” wtf son 😂😂🤣😭😭😭😭
@sendmeyourfavoritesong6493
@sendmeyourfavoritesong6493 2 жыл бұрын
Bless you both with the utmost high benevolence
@niquenique709
@niquenique709 2 жыл бұрын
This pod is getting better and better 💗
@lifeoftk2
@lifeoftk2 2 жыл бұрын
It’s Rory cuddling the puppy for me 🥰
@brandnewjay4810
@brandnewjay4810 2 жыл бұрын
Damaris had no reason to laugh that hard @ "The Red King". LOL!
@quazg9836
@quazg9836 2 жыл бұрын
Rory always talking like he’s 46 😂😂😂😂😂
@wharris123184
@wharris123184 2 жыл бұрын
1:11:30 that part 😂😂😂
@javiermartinezjr8259
@javiermartinezjr8259 2 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@empressoflife5954
@empressoflife5954 2 жыл бұрын
Rory with his dog is just so adorable!!!!. I want a rory!!!!!
@kimanidmx
@kimanidmx 2 жыл бұрын
That Rory sweater is fly
@jmicreyes
@jmicreyes 2 жыл бұрын
Why do Rory’s outfits always match his hair😂
@ifrr8337
@ifrr8337 2 жыл бұрын
Perfect drop on this snow day in NYC! 🧏🏽‍♀️🙌👏
@bandhi9
@bandhi9 2 жыл бұрын
this episode came in clutch on this snowday
@arterdaniel7878
@arterdaniel7878 2 жыл бұрын
Great pod my guys💪🏾
@dankestranch8738
@dankestranch8738 2 жыл бұрын
This pod is unnecessarily fire
@anttoz4989
@anttoz4989 2 жыл бұрын
Sticking it in and yellin"I drove by the fork in the road & went strait!" Is sick 😂😂
@mistafreeze30
@mistafreeze30 2 жыл бұрын
Gh gh gh ghost writer 🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂😂😂😂😂mal you definitely took it back soon as he mentioned that show the theme song popped in my head 😂😂😂
@gdelacruzjr
@gdelacruzjr 2 жыл бұрын
Classic show
@mrlin1687
@mrlin1687 2 жыл бұрын
You literally just reminded me of the theme tune... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌🏽
@Strickeezy
@Strickeezy 2 жыл бұрын
Love this podcast ❤️
@TheBrightLow
@TheBrightLow 2 жыл бұрын
That song Rory keep sayin is "sexual explosion" is actually sensual seduction 😂
@2Muchpjp
@2Muchpjp 2 жыл бұрын
Sexual Eruption
@BertaBella87
@BertaBella87 2 жыл бұрын
D Gotta let the sign off rock it’s hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
@sba4life
@sba4life 2 жыл бұрын
This episode str8 🔥🔥🔥 I’m not even done yet…shit is hilarious
@xandermartin2118
@xandermartin2118 2 жыл бұрын
If you don’t enjoy this show, call that therapist they be talking about on the ads lol
@Xyz123Etc..
@Xyz123Etc.. 2 жыл бұрын
😂 real shit
@Alexwhatisit
@Alexwhatisit 2 жыл бұрын
Look at baisley asleep in Rory’s arms 😂😂
@hugonaranjo6660
@hugonaranjo6660 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta say one of my favorite episodes ....hat off to the entire crew mal and rory great show ....
@b.o.1951
@b.o.1951 2 жыл бұрын
“Oh it’s like ah fork in the road” -Rory 🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂
@FAMIZ26
@FAMIZ26 2 жыл бұрын
Rory said " mario and kanye", dude it was neyo 😂
@Inhaleinhell
@Inhaleinhell 2 жыл бұрын
Love knocks you down is Keri, neyo and Kanye.
@TheShaylaV
@TheShaylaV 2 жыл бұрын
“Why is your hand in my nest” and “it’s a camp fire song” is crazy 😂😂😂😂
@sebastianalvarez3608
@sebastianalvarez3608 2 жыл бұрын
LOVE THIS PODCAST
@DifferentLevels
@DifferentLevels 2 жыл бұрын
This nigga Mal hilarious 😂😭 "I Talk Big Shit When I'm Sexting"
@michaelsoliz7001
@michaelsoliz7001 2 жыл бұрын
Yo!!! Nelly country grammar is classic!!! Rory a real 1! You can tell we the same age cuz of the music time bracket lol. That was pretty dope moment when Rory mention that part
@jicee23
@jicee23 2 жыл бұрын
I NEED THE "RED KING" PICTURE LMAAAAAOOOOO
@lastlvl
@lastlvl 2 жыл бұрын
I remember being in 5th grade going with my mom to buy that country grammar album at the Inglewood swap meet. We loved that album 💿
@orionsopulence9883
@orionsopulence9883 2 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or is this the funniest episode yet? I'm here for it let's get it!
@oldsport7177
@oldsport7177 2 жыл бұрын
LOVE THIS FUCKING POD !! YALL GOTTAH DO THAT SHROOM EPISODE !!!! YALL ALREADY BE BUGGIN LMAO
@MixxyGirl
@MixxyGirl 2 жыл бұрын
I remember Ghost Writer. That was one of my favorite shows growing up.
@lutesemail4295
@lutesemail4295 2 жыл бұрын
Yoo the way shawty burst into laughter when rory said rory means red king .. she crushed him lol
@AntJack85
@AntJack85 2 жыл бұрын
Tell me you depressed without telling me you depressed 🤣
@BreunaShynece
@BreunaShynece 2 жыл бұрын
I was not prepared when I googled Jackie Kennedy’s pictures 😂
@todayrecords7429
@todayrecords7429 2 жыл бұрын
THE best sign hands down!!! Mal hit nail on the head with this one!
@mabathewind7976
@mabathewind7976 2 жыл бұрын
THE CONSISTENT DROP FIREEEEE
@djksquallzz
@djksquallzz 2 жыл бұрын
@1:05:05 "my mother broke country grammar in half." lmfao
@BIGDADDYKAY
@BIGDADDYKAY 2 жыл бұрын
“You harmonized ‘Ms Keri baby’?”
@vividalexanderfilms
@vividalexanderfilms 2 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo Rorry quoting track 2 on country grammar 😂😂😭
@nia4842
@nia4842 2 жыл бұрын
Sammie has been consistently dropping good music
@Regular-Sized
@Regular-Sized 2 жыл бұрын
“Eagle Scout is like a high priced escort.” YOOOOOOO 😂😂😂
@TheMikeBailey18
@TheMikeBailey18 2 жыл бұрын
Demaris was bout to go crazy with that Jackie Kennedy crazy top joke😂😂
@shenellrichardson4936
@shenellrichardson4936 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@pyfutura07
@pyfutura07 2 жыл бұрын
Mal watching Pervcity is hilarious 😂
@seanmyers2682
@seanmyers2682 2 жыл бұрын
"I've been in the company so long..." Yooooo 😂😂😂
@livsluxlife5172
@livsluxlife5172 2 жыл бұрын
Rory is fine. That is all
@diamondmind981
@diamondmind981 2 жыл бұрын
I literally was about to say Rory is fine as frogs hair
@shenellrichardson4936
@shenellrichardson4936 2 жыл бұрын
Facts
@chloejay8791
@chloejay8791 2 жыл бұрын
He is!
@edwardnt2585
@edwardnt2585 2 жыл бұрын
"Why is your hand in my nest?" Lmao son Mal is funny as hell man.
@EM-lv3lw
@EM-lv3lw 2 жыл бұрын
Another one 🔥
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