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@exudeku 2 жыл бұрын
The words "reddit" and "jar" can summon a daemon from hell when combined
@mattwood2981 2 жыл бұрын
More specifically, the bowels of hell.
@theangriestcatintheworld 2 жыл бұрын
@@mattwood2981 Hahahaha. Ew >
@holyspectator3830 2 жыл бұрын
The demon will arise, see what's up. And leave as fast as possible
@Volt_Crank 2 жыл бұрын
You summon the poop monster from konkers🤣
@Garwinium 2 жыл бұрын
Reddit earwax jar?
@TwighlightLugia 2 жыл бұрын
You know you're in for some grief when a reddit story starts out with "I (24F) and my husband (42M)"
@lowintelligencespecimen9417 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@vglycorpse 2 жыл бұрын
Almost the age difference between my dad and I 💀 sheesh
@nathanielleack4842 2 жыл бұрын
@@vglycorpse Aaaaand that explains the marriages origins
@rubyy.7374 2 жыл бұрын
Puts my parents’ 12 year age gap to shame
@smingus101 2 жыл бұрын
thank god ppl are also pointing out the age difference, especially since this dude went physical over shit (literally)
@ckretro5352 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine filing for divorce and your reason is “my husband assaulted me over the poop jar”
@user-qk3sm5sz2x 2 жыл бұрын
That sounds like something from south park😭
@BG-yz7hh Жыл бұрын
Now I'm seeing two boxes available on the forms, "assault over the poop jar" and "assault with the poop jar"
@dogsavethequeen7689 2 жыл бұрын
"You don't store shit in jars out of laziness." Truer words have never been spoken.
@christopherbeckwith745 2 жыл бұрын
i love these reddit stories because it's always like "i (f19) found out my husband (m78) loves hitting children with his car. should i be concerned??"
@carlamartinezmangas4112 2 жыл бұрын
For real, like...??
@ingloriousMachina 2 жыл бұрын
I mean if they're the type to turn to Reddit for advice on sensitive matters, they've probably already set themselves up for failure.
@0neDoomedSpaceMarine 2 жыл бұрын
*"I took out a mortgage to buy Funkopops and my wife went ballistic. Am I the asshole?"*
@phnxsu 2 жыл бұрын
@@0neDoomedSpaceMarine NTA. your mortgage your rules, divorce her immediately
@dempsey4212 2 жыл бұрын
@@phnxsu *gives golden award sticker*
@leancrafter 2 жыл бұрын
its always a good day when Whang talks about jars.
@NotFckingBen 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao, agreed
@Spoderman5000 2 жыл бұрын
Couldn’t have said it better. 😁
@i.still.function3463 2 жыл бұрын
Took the words out of my mouth Hahahah😂
@sticklyboi 2 жыл бұрын
poop in jars bukkaked ponies in jars sometimes jars in man
@creativeusername7951 2 жыл бұрын
how about no
@herpydepth3849 2 жыл бұрын
You cannot imagine my horror when I realized that there was an “s” at the end of “poop jar”
@zuriel4783 2 жыл бұрын
"When your husband hits you over his diarrhea stash, it's time to call it quits" Now this is some top tier advice that I shall pass onto my children someday
@lotofmalarkey434 2 жыл бұрын
“I could tell it was diarrhea because it smelled just like what he left behind” “He said it was expired exotic jam” Plot twist: he has IBS because he won’t stop eating expired exotic jam
@kyrauniversal 2 жыл бұрын
Me: Not gonna... nope. My brain: *E X O T I C B U T T E R S*
@mcbamm5683 2 жыл бұрын
Damn, that’s why I’ve always got the shits…
@rickolade1381 2 жыл бұрын
@@kyrauniversal average Fnaf fan be like
@kyrauniversal 2 жыл бұрын
@@rickolade1381 Bruh, ngl, even my dad found something stupid called Exotic Chips, and said "probably made with Exotic butters"
@EEEEEEEE 2 жыл бұрын
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@nicholaspeters9919 2 жыл бұрын
With every jar story Whang finds, the more power he amasses.
@Razerfish930 2 жыл бұрын
It’s like the chaos emeralds but with jars whose contents inflict frenzy
@nathanielleack4842 2 жыл бұрын
@@Razerfish930 Whang will become stronger than even the loathesome dung eater with all these jars
@alabamabones 2 жыл бұрын
Soon we will not be able to stop him, its almost too late
@EthanDoezYT 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t doubt that.
@sage1682 2 жыл бұрын
They're his infinity stones
@TheDankCat127 2 жыл бұрын
The detail about their age gap, the fact that she was scared to confront her husband about the mysterious shit jars and the event where he got physical with her tells me that the shit jars were the least of their problems in the marriage…
@antjeeismann4684 2 жыл бұрын
How old was her man? Is His age mentioned somewhere in the Video?
@heromedley 2 жыл бұрын
whole lotta red flags just in a two paragraph story lmao
@reddeadspartan 2 жыл бұрын
Eh I don't really see a problem with the age gap, maybe if she was like 18-19 but 24?.
@reemyziz 2 жыл бұрын
@@reddeadspartan It's really creepy, just because she's 'legal' doesn't make it okay. I can't even begin to think about what these two had in common for them to get married, let alone the fact that having kids with two healthy and alive parents would be impossible, just plain fucking weird
@reemyziz 2 жыл бұрын
@@loli_cvnt5622 Do you not possess any reading comprehension? I didn't say it was impossible to have healthy kids, I said it was impossible to have kids with HEALTHY PARENTS. By the time their kid is 30, their dad will be in his 70s with probably a lot of long-term health issues, and the responsibility of taking care of their children will be solely on their mother who will also probably have to take care of their dad (she already said she cleans and cooks his meals when he's a full grown adult)
@kricket8801 2 жыл бұрын
2 things 1. She didn't mention size did she? 2. A person with IBS can most certainly fill most normal sized jars, that's part of the horror of the condition, as well as the real danger of dehydration each time they have an episode.
@ekhowo1475 9 ай бұрын
It depends on how big a jar we are thinking. I’ll be honest I was picturing those gallon pickle jars
@kricket8801 9 ай бұрын
@ekhowo1475 why not say a gallon jar?
@SomeOne-yf3qq 2 жыл бұрын
The weirder the things Whang talks about, the curlier his moustache becomes
@stinkymart3173 2 жыл бұрын
It's the smell.
@gretarreynisson3280 Жыл бұрын
That moustache belongs to a late 19th century French circus ringmaster named Jacques
@velvetfurrygoober Жыл бұрын
it'll turn into a perfect circle eventually
@darkestccino5405 2 жыл бұрын
I can just about guarantee the scat fetish theory. I have been around the weird sides of the internet (Deviantart, Furaffinity, and Discord servers related to those) and talked with people involved in various taboo communities. One thing I found was that quite a few in diaper fetish communities actually have incontinence themselves (so a medical reason to use diapers). This means that it's very possible for people to develop fetishes relating to their medical conditions, rather than it being purely a source of embarrassment (which actually isn't what I expected, I had imagined they would actually be annoyed at people who fetisize their serious conditions). So it would make sense for someone with IBS to have a fetish relating to fecal matter. The fact that he stored them in a pantry of all places suggests he also doesn't have the disgust that a normal person would have relating the feces. Then him being incredibly defensive over them, making up excuses, and trying to save the jars from being thrown away further lend credence to it being a fetish, rather than convenience or gathering them for a doctor.
@nspade9252 2 жыл бұрын
@Will Cool story, Will.
@atlassolid5946 2 жыл бұрын
@Will that's cause we constantly stab our dicks and prostates until it all crumbles apart.
@bigfattabbycat2000 2 жыл бұрын
@Will heterosexuals have just as much buttsex as homosexuals dum dum, many gay men do not like it.
@robbiirvine1038 2 жыл бұрын
@Will so do you have a point...? Or are you just being homophobic for absolutely zero (0) given reason?
@nightbeans7223 2 жыл бұрын
@Will folks with autism(specifically aspergers)often have gastro intestinal issues including IBS and or lack of enzymes.
@Cyanice 2 жыл бұрын
It's a hard life being an exotic jam collector these days
@voluntaryismistheanswer 2 жыл бұрын
I laughed harder than I should, lol
@saltycomet 2 жыл бұрын
@@voluntaryismistheanswer me too 😂 underrated comment
@samuelcornwell3949 Жыл бұрын
It aint much but its honest work
@bryanjensen2614 2 жыл бұрын
"DID YOU TAKE A DUMP IN THE GOBLET OF SHIT HARRY?!?!?!" - Dumbledore asked calmly
@chestnut4860 Жыл бұрын
If it's the goblet of shit that sounds like it's made for it. Unless it's rare sacred shit.
@josephoyek6574 Жыл бұрын
*BRUH!* 🤣🤣🤣
@RAZ0RL0PEE Жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@InfernalDalek 2 жыл бұрын
I don't think they were organized by density; I think they were just placed in there in a chronological order and the denser ones are the....'fermented' jars.
@crazydiamond119 Жыл бұрын
Thought the same exact thing 😂
@Dumb_Killjoy 7 ай бұрын
That'd be an interesting wine
@KhanCrete 2 жыл бұрын
Love how Reddit stories are always like "I (17F) just found out that my flawless husband (68 M) is into fucking dog corpses. Kinda weird but no one's perfect :)"
@Totalinternalreflection 2 жыл бұрын
You made an old woman cackle at 4am, thank you
@jschnei3 2 жыл бұрын
Still a better love story than Twilight
@NUFAN1313 2 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA. 🤣
@rubyy.7374 2 жыл бұрын
And they all act so casual about these abominable situations too
@katiequeen7225 2 жыл бұрын
@@rubyy.7374 Yeah like how the fuck was she so casual about seeing the jars that she inspected them to the point of knowing the sorting system
@stinkymart3173 2 жыл бұрын
"Oh, I see my husband who's almost twice my age is hiding jars full of feces above where we store our food, better ask the internet for advice" Sage decision
@rlinders9972 2 жыл бұрын
"The smell was so bad I can still feel it in the back of my throat." Maybe it wasn't poop. It was blended surströmming.
@cthulhu888 2 жыл бұрын
From the minds that brought you the cult classic "Poop Scissors" and the critically acclaimed "My Little Pony Cum Jar"-Reddit Studios and Director Justin Whang present to you.... "Poop Jars!: The Exotic Jam Conspiracy"
@amordesdemona 2 жыл бұрын
you mean poop knife? or were there also poop scissors?
@digitalcthulhu143 2 жыл бұрын
@@amordesdemona Nah, it was a post about poop scissors 💩 ✂️
@trankhackinh6134 2 жыл бұрын
Honorable mention is the jar up a man's butt.
@lordfriedrick7911 Жыл бұрын
I would watch all of those... Except the controversial "The Cum Box: Growing Life" Too political for my taste...
@ThePopo543 11 ай бұрын
@@amordesdemona there is a poop knife story AND a poop scissors story
@Njsmooth60 2 жыл бұрын
"Irritable Bowel Syndrome is a-" _Gets up and takes a lap_
@junivanofdragonia 2 жыл бұрын
6:01 anyone notice that the doctor's lip actually moves in sync with Whang!? Kind of funny!
@Objectnimations 8 ай бұрын
Maybe that what he's saying
@ripleyandweeds1288 2 жыл бұрын
"I mean... if you're cooking his meals that kinda means the diarreaha is your fault" BRUH
@user-qk3sm5sz2x 2 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@rutabaga_rutabaga 2 жыл бұрын
Beavis: "That would be cool, if they really had like, pipes with crap and turds running through them." Butthead: "They do dumbass, how do you think all that crap gets out of your house?" Beavis: "It doesn't, it's in my basement in little jars."
@Jamiroquai_the_third 2 жыл бұрын
When I saw the title it’s what I immediately thought of that
@Nick-qf7vt 2 жыл бұрын
"That's pretty disgusting Beavis." "Yeah I know."
@Jamiroquai_the_third 2 жыл бұрын
@@Nick-qf7vt hehehehe
@JoeAC5000 2 жыл бұрын
At least Beavis was courteous enough to not store it in his pantry.
@Jamiroquai_the_third 2 жыл бұрын
@@JoeAC5000 ye he was pretty smart to do that because of all the storage he gets
@mikahnance3916 2 жыл бұрын
Jars and weird substances have a way of coming together huh
@TheLast2Say 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, “Coming”
@glitchedoom 2 жыл бұрын
It's like poetry, it rhymes.
@mollysministuff 2 жыл бұрын
Specifically, bodily fluids
@ijustlikebees 2 жыл бұрын
Coming, eh?
@spookydooky666 2 жыл бұрын
"You can't fill a jar in one go" As someone who also suffers from IBS-D,Even I am surprised at the volume of shit that comes out of my asshole sometimes. It's totally possible, Especially after a big,greasy meal. Fun fact: The average human has an average of about 3 pounds of poop just chilling in them at any given time.
@palanthas7063 2 жыл бұрын
Is it possible to be able to completely empty yourself of shit?
@NeroPawz Жыл бұрын
@@palanthas7063 yes, but it’s typically painful and not very good for you. it’s actually in there for a reason (usually balancing bacteria in your guts). people with severe eating disorders who have expelled pretty much every ounce of fecal matter in their bodies have such a difficult time recovering _physically_ because their bodies don’t know what to do with their food anymore, like their guts have no bacteria in them to help break it down.
@trashcat420 2 жыл бұрын
Something about human feces is really interesting to some people, huh? Can’t relate but Whang sure does an impeccable job of making it entertaining
@youcantbeatk7006 2 жыл бұрын
Whang doesn't know how lucky he is to not understand that it's absolutely possible to feel a jar with diarrhea in one go.
@ps3master72 2 жыл бұрын
Its's hard to believe he's gone his entire life without eating Taco Bell.
@Nathan-dt2tu 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe you can't gauge well what's in the toilet from you, by volume. But as a person with IBS... I've been out hiking and whatnot when nature called. What I've left in the woods could have definitely filled a mason jar with seconds for the squirrels.
@kipechawolfeortiz8791 Жыл бұрын
@@ps3master72 who are you people getting diarrhea from white people Mexican food knock off? There's nothing no spice to get "the runs" from, no pain? TF?
@Goose_BooseYT 2 жыл бұрын
That thumbnail making me kinda hungry.
@Goose_BooseYT 2 жыл бұрын
Lookin' like chorizo con frijoles, wey
@JustinWhangYt 2 жыл бұрын
Damn I could go for some ground chorizo tbh
@lotofmalarkey434 2 жыл бұрын
Guys we found Messytails!
@taegan. 2 жыл бұрын
like some hamburger chilly
@neonthunder3261 2 жыл бұрын
NO
@trppytoes7506 2 жыл бұрын
There's a 16 to 18 year difference in this relationship. I can only imagine what kind of people we are dealing with or what the person who filled those jars body type might be.
@TheKingOfBeans 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it
@Lenn869 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheKingOfBeans they´re degenerates, Sean
@Lenn869 2 жыл бұрын
Or rather: Both are neurodivergent, she is breathtakingly unattractive and he is morbidly obese.
@earnem4175 Жыл бұрын
@@TheKingOfBeans I shit myself, Sean
@brakistroier 11 ай бұрын
Probably a Discord mod who calls her "kitten"
@jeffplissken8996 2 жыл бұрын
“That would be cool if there were pipes with crap and turds running through them.” “There are dumbass, how do you think that crap gets out of your house?” “It doesn’t, it’s in my basement in little jars.” This woman just straight up married Beavis.
@MorkedUP1 Жыл бұрын
Watch out or dude is gonna start obsessing over fire 😭
@ozymandiasii2802 2 жыл бұрын
Interestingly enough, I have a book on perfumery from the 1850s that suggests that the scent of ambergris, the most expensive perfume ingredient in the world, can be imitated by leaving human waste in a jar for an extended period of time. I doubt that's what the dude was doing though. It's probably just fake like every other story on reddit.
@ozymandiasii2802 2 жыл бұрын
@- Astor - No I think ambergris is actually supposed to smell pretty good, though I've only smelled artificial versions. A surprising number of perfume ingredients smell terrible on their own though. In fact one of the actual scent molecules found in shit, indole, is in many floral scents.
@jamesdillonmccracken 2 жыл бұрын
@@ozymandiasii2802 isn't ambergris found in whale vomit or something like that?
@dr.cheeks3589 2 жыл бұрын
@@jamesdillonmccracken yes
@BlackOrderAlchemist 2 жыл бұрын
@@jamesdillonmccracken If Bob's Burgers hasn't lied to me, then ambergris is the result of a whale consuming a squid's beak; said beak being coated during digestion and then passed by the whale. In short, it's whale poop.
@ozymandiasii2802 2 жыл бұрын
@@BlackOrderAlchemist That's probably what it's meant to do, but it can form on almost anything. It's pretty common to find plastic in it these days from what I've heard.
@skinwalker3953 2 жыл бұрын
Okay - let’s say it WAS “exotic expired jam/jelly” being stored and essentially thrown out - one doesn’t go BACK into the garbage for that… or lose their mind that it was found and discarded for being expired… we think this is real AF
@FatherAxeKeeper 2 жыл бұрын
one doesn't go back for jars of poop typically either. either way we'd be dealing with a person of equal insanity.
@MaxiemumKarnage 2 жыл бұрын
Fake story, 100%
@CWINDOWSsystem32 2 жыл бұрын
Either way, it's definitely an OCD thing. There was a point in my life where I was keeping several bottles of drinks with a tiny bit of juice, smoothie, or soda left in them for months on end. I would do everything in my power to keep those bottles in a known location, including fishing them out of the garbage if they ever got thrown out by my parents.
@CWINDOWSsystem32 2 жыл бұрын
@@spaghet-lessbonesauce2479 That's fair. It's not right to make a definite diagnosis of based on one symptom similar to a personal condition.
@Batnano 2 жыл бұрын
"we"
@B3G_CRY_ 2 жыл бұрын
this reminded me of a fresh story i uncovered a few weeks ago on reddit of a cocaine addict who has a hole in their septum from it and only posts pictures of the containers upon containers of giant dried boogers they've collected... including finding one that was 5 years old in a box after it fell out during a move. i can't make this shit up it was horrifying
@golden_ratio 2 жыл бұрын
please sauce for this i need to share it with my friends
@amp4105 2 жыл бұрын
@@golden_ratio is that u in ur pic or is that someone else ive seen
@golden_ratio 2 жыл бұрын
@@amp4105 It's me
@jasonjakes7383 2 жыл бұрын
Congrats on one million subs dude. Your videos are always my favorites to watch!
@andresnyc3767 2 жыл бұрын
I think the trombone music in the intro really adds to the theme
@C.I... 2 жыл бұрын
I once slowed down a fart for a video and it sounded almost exactly like that
@prochey69 2 жыл бұрын
It seems like a song written explicitly to be used as diarrhea jar music
@ladallia6832 2 жыл бұрын
@Insert_text_here It was. It was for an area with a river of shit and giant dung beetles.
@burntout9396 2 жыл бұрын
Clankers Cavern from Banjo Kazooie, it's a level where you meet a giant metal whale thing called Clanker who sits in the wastewater of the castle processing it all, and giant slugs jump outta the walls trying to eat you too!
@bertall1ca 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve had IBS for over 15yrs. I can confirm it’s hard on a relationship but I’ve never stored my poop. I just want to say two things: 1. Don’t let doctors prescribe you antibiotics too often. This is what I think caused my dysfunction. I had a chronic ear infection problem & was prescribed antibiotics like 3 or 4 times in a row by one of those “Medical Group” type drs offices & that’s when the trouble started. 2. Take fiber or even better psyllium husk pills every time you eat & also take probiotics at least once a day. They don’t need to be expensive. I take some probiotics that are chewable & the cheapest on the counter & they seem to work better than the expensive ones. If those fail, then go to a gastroenterologist. They’ll prescribe you the right meds to keep you regular.
@sourgreendolly7685 2 жыл бұрын
3. Don’t let doctors dismiss your symptoms. I could’ve been spared nearly dying from an ED relapse if my old doc took my intestinal spasms seriously. There are medications that help if your have them. My bf and I both have it, you just need a partner who can at least understand it’s a medical and you just gotta do what you can and live with the rest. Honestly anyone that can’t probably isn’t worth it anyways
@TheGreenKnight500 2 жыл бұрын
Consider getting one of those fecal transplants. If this was triggered by too much antibiotics, reintroducing healthy gut flora might be exactly what you need. It's a fairly new technique and it seems odd to some people, but it can be very effective.
@hannakinn 2 жыл бұрын
If the meds you took disturbed the functional balance of bacteria in your system I read several articles about successful use of poop transplanting. Sounds gross and kinda crazy but might make sense. Poop from people with healthy gut bacteria is placed into people after their unhealthy, not functioning bacteria is significantly suppressed. Odd donation from a healthy pooper, I wonder if the people selected to be poop donors feel proud about their prime crap. This might be a medical story Wang should cover. My mother, sister and son have IBS, my son almost bled out in his teens, Crons disease can be super scary and life threatening. In my families case it's most likely genetic not related to gut bacteria issues. I really wish my son didn't have the issues he does, it's definitely caused him anxiety at times.
@bertall1ca 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheGreenKnight500 No, thanks. I'm not willing to take someone else's sh!+, I have my own problems. LOL.
@ThePhantomSafetyPin 2 жыл бұрын
4. IBS, both types, can also be an autoimmune issue. I didn't find out mine was until I started taking a biologic medicine, Dupixent, for my eczema. It started to clear up both and since then I don't have issues with my IBS anymore, except if I eat something my body REALLY doesn't like. In my case, my eosinophils, a type of immune cell, are overactive and will attack my bowels and face for no good reason. This is what caused my symptoms and since I started on the Dupixent, I haven't had the cramping or nearly as much diarrhea as I was having.
@theblondesiouxsiesioux Жыл бұрын
Clearly, he was making very potent Jenkem. Hence he had to defend his precious jars, as his fermented brand will induce terrible withdrawls. I've solved this one.
@tsuki_nissho4037 2 жыл бұрын
The fact its a wine add where he picked dark chocolate for a poop jar video is simply priceless.
@ingloriousMachina 2 жыл бұрын
Justin coming in clutch just as I'm about to make dinner.
@mollysministuff 2 жыл бұрын
Will you be using any expired exotic jams and jellies?
@nullify8581 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty bad to watch while eating. Trust me, I've tried in the past.
@AyoMousy 2 жыл бұрын
Making a maruchan soup isn't dinner
@ingloriousMachina 2 жыл бұрын
@@nullify8581 Exactly. And I made a thick, meaty red sauce too...
@johnnycaposuolo3704 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah just listened to this over lunch..
@Re-lx1md 2 жыл бұрын
Perfect timing Whang! Just about to eat dinner, can't wait to hear about the poop jars!
@NotFckingBen 2 жыл бұрын
Same 💀
@jacobbarnett9956 2 жыл бұрын
Same, watching as I chow down on some chilli
@phoenixv2460 2 жыл бұрын
Your being sarcastic.... Right?
@Spoderman5000 2 жыл бұрын
@@phoenixv2460 Maybe, maybe not. Seemed weird but I’m more grossed out by watching bug videos while eating.
@D44RK_Iced_Yogs 2 жыл бұрын
@@jacobbarnett9956 that’s like the worst food you could’ve ate through this video
@MrEricSir 2 жыл бұрын
The sound effects throughout the video really elevate this one into an art form.
@ravengatos7844 2 жыл бұрын
"The Internet's Renowned Keeper of Poop Stories" That title made me laugh so hard and gives me strange joy.
@edgyusername4191 2 жыл бұрын
Whang legit looks like a wizard in this video.
@lottiesmith3643 2 жыл бұрын
He probably is a wizard at this point
@edgyusername4191 2 жыл бұрын
@@lottiesmith3643 with all the cursed shit he's seen he deserves to be a wizard.
@cynicalclockworks9857 2 жыл бұрын
My knowledge pertaining to the uses of the humble glass jar has grown by leaps and bounds since subscribing to this channel.
@voidstrider801 2 жыл бұрын
Jars are cursed objects, too much weird shit gets put into them. The Pun was very much intended.
@Gatorade69 2 жыл бұрын
I know right ? I only used glass jars to keep my weed in.
@blastslash7408 2 жыл бұрын
@@Gatorade69 whang - the weed jar
@bethy2750 2 жыл бұрын
Whang, as someone who had IBS, you can absolutely fill up a jar or two in a single trip. It’s not hard.
@ThogDontCare Жыл бұрын
Way back in 2002 when I was 7, during a 2 month period I kept putting my turds in a walmart bag I kept hidden behind the toilet. I'm assuming my mom was throwing them out as the bag would be gone after about 2 weeks or so. I never got confronted about it. I had no plans on what to do with the bag once it was full. The most full the bag gotten was halfway. After having the poop bag go missing 4 times, I gave up on the project. 20 years later and I regret nothing as I was just a child then.
@gundummies 2 жыл бұрын
Not sure if Bright Cellars was really happy to sponsor this. After seeing poop in a glass jar images, we are thrown into a wine commercial, wine also inside a glass. I don't feel like drinking fermented liquid from a glass as of the moment. 🤣
@Dumb_Killjoy 7 ай бұрын
Maybe this is one of Bright Cellars' options
@MrSkelFire 2 жыл бұрын
"but you know when your husband hits you over his diarrhea stash, it's probably time to call it quits." lmao
@chrishowell7854 2 жыл бұрын
The jars could just be in chronological order, and the stuff settles the same way each time, with each jar in a later stage than the one before it.
@ryansimons4523 2 жыл бұрын
finally, the conclusion of the Jar Trilogy. in 17 years, we'll get the Prequels
@lotofmalarkey434 2 жыл бұрын
Love that Whang took his mood lighting with him on tour
@asa9528 2 жыл бұрын
Came here to say this lol
@compatriot852 2 жыл бұрын
Man pooed so much in jars that he essentially made biochemical weapons of concentrated shit
@cm9231 2 жыл бұрын
Him: takes a shit Suddenly, a voice in the distance: *RESIDENT EVILLLLLL*
@compatriot852 2 жыл бұрын
@@cm9231 Resident Evil 7 in a nutshell
@yusufal-kafir1539 2 жыл бұрын
Big congratulations on reaching one million subscribers, Whang! As great as the feeling must be, I'm sure you must find it a little *jarring*
@sankzear4555 2 жыл бұрын
Congrats on 1 million subs! I've been watching since around 400k I think.
@Scudboy17 2 жыл бұрын
the "Assert dominance" remark had my crying from laughing so hard.
@alexniklaus6216 2 жыл бұрын
“If I had a nickel for every time there was a prolific incident involving a jar on the internet, I’d have two nickels. While isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.”
@chemistryofquestionablequa6252 2 жыл бұрын
Cum jar, one man one jar, poop jars. You now have 15 cents.
@KeithPhillips 2 жыл бұрын
But there's three! -MLP cum jar guy -1 Man 1 Jar -This **I don't want to know what the fourth will be...**
@lotofmalarkey434 2 жыл бұрын
Now we just need to find a Poop Box and a Cum Scissors story
@SwanTeeth 2 жыл бұрын
3 actually
@twin2271 2 жыл бұрын
I can think of four
@PowerUpT 2 жыл бұрын
I'm extremely happy that you used Conker music for that intro. So fitting!
@holiwren 2 жыл бұрын
i can't wait for the next installment of "bodily fluids in jars"!! :D
@SlyHikari03 2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes. The old “when you can’t find/live anywhere near a toilet so you gotta improvise” technique.
@xenogorwraithblade2538 2 жыл бұрын
My homie once shit in an empty pizza box and yeeted it down a hill.
@D44RK_Iced_Yogs 2 жыл бұрын
@@xenogorwraithblade2538 my friend one time pissed in a toilet that was meant for paint (it was in art class) and flooded the damn place. It’s a great story to tell and I wouldn’t doubt yours is any worse!
@xenogorwraithblade2538 2 жыл бұрын
@@D44RK_Iced_Yogs Oh, it was great. Not for the homie, of course. Runny mid bender shits are never awesome. But who doesn't love a story about a cardboard shit frisbee?
@neonnwave1 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know why I keep coming to Whang's videos involving disgusting topics. I must be a masochist or something, or maybe Whang's beautiful voice keeps drawing me in.
@redcherry8137 2 жыл бұрын
Nah ur definitely a masochist 🤣
@Crypted112 2 жыл бұрын
for me its a mix of whang, morbid curiousity, and masochism
@giobanni5627 2 жыл бұрын
Why did I choose this video out of all the things I could’ve chosen to watch while eating
@manifestgtr 2 жыл бұрын
3:36 THIS WAS MY EXACT THOUGHT “Ooo boy…this one is gonna be red…this is gonna be really, really red. Where’s my red jar?”
@MoonMoonTM 2 жыл бұрын
I really opened the KZfaq app at a perfect time If the story is true then the fact that the dude resorted to violence over her trying to throw out that jars is really sad and dude needs help
@MandaMalice 2 жыл бұрын
If she is cooking all the meals, then at the very least she kinda helped make what was in the jars too and should have a say in what happens to it 🤷♀️
@rorrim0 2 жыл бұрын
Counter argument by that logic if he is the breadwinner and buys all the food, does that mean his say is greater?
@Francorocco 2 жыл бұрын
then this would be even more fked up since she threw something they did together on the trash
@chestnut4860 2 жыл бұрын
This kind of retard logic is why I like the internet.
@kadekiger276 2 жыл бұрын
Whang, as someone with IBS, I can confirm you can absolutely 100% fill a jar completely in one trip.
@kuckag5710 2 жыл бұрын
wonderful sound design in this video. love it.
@eyeofthebeholder_ 2 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty certain the guy was using his talent to make bank. Selling a high supply of good quality home brewed jenkem. Man on his grind.
@asa9528 2 жыл бұрын
Let me just say… Yes it is absolutely possible to fill a whole jar in one go. I am my own source. I have such severe IBS they thought i had Crohn’s. Still not quite sure. Now there’s a thing you know about me
@TMOR99 2 жыл бұрын
Especially since we don't know what size the jars are.
@jacksorenson3949 2 жыл бұрын
Same boat, IBS is awful. Could absolutely fill a jar in one go on a bad day 🤣
@lautreamontg 2 жыл бұрын
Fellow IBS-D guy cosigning this. I've plugged low-flow toilets with buttmud alone, no TP.
@jschnei3 2 жыл бұрын
Hell, some people can overflow the toilet in one go
@lilz 2 жыл бұрын
Yup! I have Crohn’s! it’s really bad but yeah, filling up a jar would be easy peasy
@LNotaW 2 жыл бұрын
The husband has the same attitude as my grandmother. She’ll just do something weird and when I ask about it it’s always, “it’s none of your business”. Makes me so upset.
@lestupidunicorn 2 жыл бұрын
every time he posts again im amazed theres still more of these
@Sorrelhas 2 жыл бұрын
One step closer to the eventual war between jars and the human race
@sourgreendolly7685 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly never considered my IBS being embarrassing, I was just glad to get treatment after years of intestinal spasms lol My bf also IBS but we knew each other years before symptoms lol To e clear, neither of us keep our shit. In jars or otherwise 😂
@drunkenmmamaster419 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta love the creative content Whang makes
@pulp6588 2 жыл бұрын
Whang has given me Vietnam flashbacks with jars and now I get another one
@hyperbaroque 2 жыл бұрын
"Do I tell him what I found?" "Do I just get rid of them?" These two things are the same.
@Fatfinger1114 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm not here to diagnose, I'm just here to present the facts." -Whang, 2022
@BlankDragyn 2 жыл бұрын
I WAS WAITING FOR YOU TO COVER THE STORY YESSSS
@EggyDaxy 2 жыл бұрын
When whang uploads a poop video you know it's going to be a good day
@jeebsmagee 2 жыл бұрын
This video has some very strong "doing cocaine alone in a hotel room" vibes going on. You doing okay, man?
@rusty01738 2 жыл бұрын
lol how
@jeebsmagee 2 жыл бұрын
@@rusty01738 I mean... the room he was in looks like a hotel room, he was alone, and he seems gakked out of his fucking mind. Pretty straightforward.
@matcharat2332 2 жыл бұрын
What a poetic way to cap off a shitty workday lol. Good stuff as always, Whang!
@dlayman101 2 жыл бұрын
A Wang video with jar in the title is like scrolling past a zit video that makes you rethink your definition of zit and disgust yourself for clicking on, yet would do it again lol.
@DwayneIsKing 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine if he came home with them gone? The actual first convo has go to be hilarious 😂.
@atarigonzo6928 2 жыл бұрын
Man, the 70% dark chocolate with clusters advertisement that interrupted your video was genius!
@thesquadofficial2516 2 жыл бұрын
thanks for the sound effects, justin. I can always count on you to keep me in check when im in a little too good a mood
@tex56 2 жыл бұрын
I was not expecting this story to go viral 😂 I discovered it around the time it was just posted and only had one or two comments. As I read it, I just assumed it was some kid trying to be edgy and that the post would get deleted for spam or something. Seeing you make a video on it made my night.
@rosecity_chris 2 жыл бұрын
At this point I'm convinced Justin's house is filled with glass jars he uses for everything.
@ruthh.6399 2 жыл бұрын
Nothing good ever comes of a situation involving Reddit and jars.
@KeithPhillips 2 жыл бұрын
Someone should shit in jars and box them, a LOT of them. Put them in a storage unit; amass a great collection. Stop paying the bill: Unit goes to auction. Now, someone has literally paid for your actual shit. Genius or no?
@user-ellievator 2 жыл бұрын
I might have another twenty or thirty years ahead of me, if I'm lucky. With your comment, I now have a mission.
@FloppyRodrigo 2 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for the Whang video covering the story
@TheWorstshoe 2 жыл бұрын
You could somewhat expensive looking stuff at the front and hide all the shit behind it and they will get a nice surprise
@cm9231 2 жыл бұрын
Now I just picture the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark but with crates of shit
@KeithPhillips 2 жыл бұрын
@@cm9231 🤣🤣🤣
@Adrenachrome_Gumdrops 2 жыл бұрын
okay all your sponsors are 100% relevant to me each time. its like you know what i need when i need it the most. what the fuck
@rawquikh0ney710 2 жыл бұрын
The saga continues, from the first evolution with the sock and now the jar. All we need is the final evolution.
@D44RK_Iced_Yogs 2 жыл бұрын
Haven’t watched in a little bit! Coming back for this masterpiece… if you could call it that Edit: Great video as always! These videos have gotten me through some good conversations and I was so excited for a new one I commented a crap ton! (Now I realize it was a bit much so I deleted those) now I’m gonna go rewatch these.
@FromTheSky0 2 жыл бұрын
You cover this kind of stuff in the most entertaining way. Could watch you all day talk about people and their terrible habits
@thegmanofEAP 2 жыл бұрын
Sitting on the toilet watching this hits different
@MerchantKane 2 жыл бұрын
with the whole sorting the jars in order of liquidity, im guessing its in order of time brewed, then the first one being the oldest and the ripest, it has degraded the most then the next one being made at a later date it was slightly less, "ripe".
@hauntedhues 2 жыл бұрын
I am always amazed your sponsors stick with you, I am happy they do. Keep up the good work 💩💩
@ctcrosby01 2 жыл бұрын
Been having a shit time these past few weeks. Needed this. Thank you Whang. Also your band rocks.
@perhapsmoose 2 жыл бұрын
i really just got up and went to subway to get a sandwich, came back home, and chose this video out of all the videos i could have possibly picked to watch while eating
@matthewdaub Жыл бұрын
Ok but using a stepladder to find stool is a really good joke.
Whang!
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