IKR? It would be hilarious and they have plenty of material to pull from. Let me send up a prayer.
@spencerwilson32982 жыл бұрын
It should.
@2Blessed2BeStressful2 жыл бұрын
Yessss! 🙌🏾🙌🏾😂😂
@ghintz21562 жыл бұрын
For real, so much Biblical material to play with.
@rashadhaughton222 жыл бұрын
I'd definitely watch it
@moviegal60002 жыл бұрын
“They’re just holes in the sides of mountains. You kick the bear out and move in.” I’m dying lmfao
@brendajackson13 Жыл бұрын
I was looking for this quote.😂😂😂😂
@SabaDhutt2 жыл бұрын
Wordplay and Biblical puns are amazing. Great writing, ladies.
@Saiputera2 жыл бұрын
since when middle eastern people are Blac??? lmao
@reginaldcapers94782 жыл бұрын
@@Saiputera oh Ryan! Try again.
@BayScrilla5102 жыл бұрын
@@Saiputera they were never middle eastern people, they lied and took our history while being enslaved. The people of the Bible were and always blk people. Read the Bible the KJV, the 1610 KJV that's the closest iteration to the actual Bible that hasn't been tampered with.
@justjuzy53432 жыл бұрын
@@Saiputera you doing to much Ryan lmao
@mstaz16882 жыл бұрын
@@Saiputera Where do you think a Middle Eastern person came from? 🥴
@vancemars11742 жыл бұрын
She did NOT just say “this whole Christchella week has been crazy!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Karmer2 жыл бұрын
LOL! Everytime I watch this sketch I pick up new things....this time 'Christchella' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@wakilcoleman82102 жыл бұрын
"You just showin' your clavicle for what?" yo this sketch got me crackin 😂😂
@Lavendars2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@LankyJay6012 жыл бұрын
I’m lustin again huh? 😂😂
@andredrw2892 жыл бұрын
@@LankyJay601 yeah publicly
@avamomoh2 жыл бұрын
"Are you Lot's wife? because you're so...salty". haha. that's classic. gonna use that
@monkeybutt728112 жыл бұрын
I don’t know the Bible that well lol..can you explain the joke??
@jchan9852 жыл бұрын
@@monkeybutt72811 Lot’s family was fleeing his home and was ordered not to look back. His wife did, got turned into a pillar of salt
@monkeybutt728112 жыл бұрын
@@jchan985 ohhh…thank you😂😂😂😂
@everythingdana93222 жыл бұрын
brilliant right?!!!
@rashadhaughton222 жыл бұрын
Very classic 🤣🤣🤣
@Loralou44552 жыл бұрын
“I’m front row at the crucifixion, I don’t know how I’m going to get those images outta my mind” 😂💀
@constancereynolds31102 жыл бұрын
That line may sound funny but in the Bible the scriptures does mention that when He was crucified that it was so bad that He didn't even look like a human being.
@lydiamoon52352 жыл бұрын
"I haven't slept a night since".
@PRIMEGospel2 жыл бұрын
How did they get a front row to that? Every other time they were in the back
@zheahra2 жыл бұрын
@@PRIMEGospel Who really wanted to be in the row to see Jesus like that?
@disbaby94 Жыл бұрын
Blood everywhere Lmfaooo
@leoneranger93482 жыл бұрын
“Who knew this was the LAST supper? I thought it was just going to supper? If they had told me it was the LAST supper, I would have dressed up “ 😆💀💀💀
@joxysurge96312 жыл бұрын
LMAO , I think i got a hernia from laughing at that joke , it was soo genius!
@Jomali2 жыл бұрын
The part about the cave rent got me laughing.
@janiceandthomas2 жыл бұрын
"Cave rent is not a thing!" It got me too 😂
@sapphirejones73022 жыл бұрын
Just kick the bear out and move in🤣🤣🤣
@eliyahubenysrael62722 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@matlynlang34632 жыл бұрын
Section 8
@Matteus21092 жыл бұрын
She's literally paying for a 'hole tax'
@derrickharley19892 жыл бұрын
"Loaves, fishes, cave rent. All free? Cave rent is not a thing!!" 🤣🤣🤣
@tumisomarebane25362 жыл бұрын
🤣 It is NOT a thing!
@willrogers958 Жыл бұрын
Just comedic gold
@randomspiel2 жыл бұрын
"I'm lusting, again huh? Yeah! I was lusting? Yeah, publicly!" 🤣🤣🤣
@reginaldcapers94782 жыл бұрын
"everybody knows I ghost wrote half of Song of Solomon". The mannerisms to go with that line is genius level. You can't write that.
@@reginaldcapers9478 This show is at the very apex of humor!
@ghintz21562 жыл бұрын
This sketch really paid off for people who know their Bible stories for sure. SoS is the Judeo-Christian Kamasutra. I had a professor try to explain it away as metaphorical for man's love for God.
@TPaige-tp9eg2 жыл бұрын
“We are just try to Able but you keep Cain-ing us” 😆
@dirtbag_81322 жыл бұрын
*Abel
@commandercaptain46642 жыл бұрын
Leper, please!
@reginaldcapers94782 жыл бұрын
"bars"
@stanleyapollon13182 жыл бұрын
WHOA😂!!!!
@candyjamaican Жыл бұрын
Shoot I missed this one. Cain-ing
@reginaldcapers94782 жыл бұрын
This whole sketch is bars after bars, after bars. It's frigging brilliant.
@eliyahubenysrael62722 жыл бұрын
True
@loco_logic Жыл бұрын
The whole skit was one big "I understood that reference!" All those years in Sunday School have truly paid off 🙏
@drewbie101thomas52 жыл бұрын
“Dr. Phil-istine over here” is genius lol 😂
@shoot4themoon406 Жыл бұрын
I was looking for the comment before I added it.
@r-t92662 жыл бұрын
" What ends do you have to make meet ? Baby, you live in a cave ! " This season is so great !
@Rokciemarvelous2 жыл бұрын
Every time I read Luke and John I always say the same thing “I just read this already” so the fact that they have each other copying each other books😂 I spit my water out
@paigekeleher92672 жыл бұрын
"For somebody who's always standing right next to Christ you don't be listening when he talkin'" "At all! Why aren't you nice?"
@rkms5606 Жыл бұрын
A Word and a 😂
@alisky85512 жыл бұрын
"You know I'd rather swim in an unparted Red Sea than gossip" LMAO
@raynarayskye2 жыл бұрын
"Kick the bear out and move in." 🤣🤣🤣
@NotEasilyBroke872 жыл бұрын
“You’re a very loud ghost” 😂😂😂
@camryngaines2210 Жыл бұрын
My favorite part🤣
@rkms56062 жыл бұрын
It's the twirl for me! 🤣🤣🤣 #pettyMary
@lydiamoon52352 жыл бұрын
Chile, me too!
@MsMama-xc4vw2 жыл бұрын
Lalalalala😂
@matlynlang34632 жыл бұрын
Mary with that Kenya Moore twirl
@depressed_weighted_B1anket2 жыл бұрын
Toodles
@kyralynch1862 жыл бұрын
This character reminds me so much of a lady I use to work with. She use to walk around all high mighty, walked on her tippie toes, kick her leg up in the air when she walked by, all that mess. 🤣🤣🤣
@JennyDecimal2 жыл бұрын
The sincere delivery of "It's my *mom* Mary... and you knew that" kills me every time. She *was* wrong for coming for her leper mom though, that's out of bounds.
@MsSanette162 жыл бұрын
Why is Mary soooooo shady bruh🤣🤣
@RAJOHN-ke7mc2 жыл бұрын
the wife of all the most popular men.is always shady. It's a gift
@LisaFrank392 жыл бұрын
She is the first lady of the Christian faith. Everybody know first ladies stay throwing church shade.
@rashadhaughton222 жыл бұрын
Entitled
@neenee18632 жыл бұрын
I want tickets to this writer's room, DVDs of blooper reels and director commentary versions. Take my money, please!
@jacquelinepayne53162 жыл бұрын
I want a longer season 😪
@Bobainthome Жыл бұрын
I want to watch the whole process... The brilliance of concept to the writing to the development of the characters
@bytheway10312 жыл бұрын
"You're just showing your clavicle for what"🤣🤣🤣
@jacquelinepayne53162 жыл бұрын
It's the ankles being shown and shamed. Who knew 😉
@HawkeWG2 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh, not the crowd section chanting "MOVE THAT ROCK"! Dead!!
@katrinab76572 жыл бұрын
I didn't catch that. Ha!!!
@rachelrachel91522 жыл бұрын
I love watching how much Gabrielle clearly loves playing this role lol. I can say from experience, playing the obnoxious popular kid, valley girl type character is so much fun
@teejhay711 ай бұрын
"what ends do you have to make meet? baby you live in a cave" I ROLLED OVER AND DIED!!!
@fredmand2 жыл бұрын
As a former youth pastor i can say that this is 100% accurate.
@monkeybutt728112 жыл бұрын
Even the hairstyles are spot on..it’s the details for me..let’s go black girl magic❤️❤️
@candice19892 жыл бұрын
I'm in LOVE with the biblical skits. Somebody, tell my good sis about everything that's free thanks to God. First the loaves and fishes, now Cave Rent. You down bad girl 😂😂
@jajn22 жыл бұрын
“I’m lusting again ain’t I?” 😂
@ivieyyyyy2 жыл бұрын
“we just tryna able and you keep caning us” 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣i rolled
@Aced842 жыл бұрын
Bars
@sirenwing2 жыл бұрын
Dear Lordt, give me the strength to stop watching this sketch several times a day. “Stay dirty and sad, toodles!” 💀
@chincity2 жыл бұрын
"You know I'm third cousins with Ponchas Pilate" classic
@eugeniawatson16042 жыл бұрын
Pontius Pilate
@noneofyourbusiness13032 жыл бұрын
Robin Thede is a GOAT ...and has a long career ahead of her💯
@mdnao72282 жыл бұрын
I agree
@LLagi2 жыл бұрын
"We just tryna Abel... And you keep Caining us!" 😂💜
@dirtbag_81322 жыл бұрын
Bars!
@redcarpetfly2 жыл бұрын
LOLOLOLOLOL - Not Mary with the holy twirl!! The Black Lady Sketch Show never misses!! Stay dirty and sad. :)
@CaseyLamah2 жыл бұрын
“Blood errywhere!” “I haven’t slept a Night SINCE!?!”
@go-goyubari8776 Жыл бұрын
"Meek where? They got they ankles out!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Loralou44552 жыл бұрын
“A very loud ghost” 😭😂
@beloncekamz28212 жыл бұрын
Wow! Comedic genius with the Bible references🔥👏🏾. Not "Christ-Chella"😂😂. Priscilla ghost writer😂😂, Mary so shady I love it. Luke and John part took me out🤣😭😭. #BlackExcellence
@nicodorable2 жыл бұрын
Me too: Luke and John 😂
@joymechell2772 жыл бұрын
“Are you lots wife?” “No… why?” “Because you’re so salty” 😂 I’m about to start using these with the congregation
@rashadhaughton222 жыл бұрын
Please do..omg
@tinavarghese37312 жыл бұрын
I had to rewind every dialogue to re-hear every line. God the writing is to die for
@MsMama-xc4vw2 жыл бұрын
It is excellent...💯💥
@jacquelinepayne53162 жыл бұрын
I hope that GOD is laughing right along with us.
@seriousone80302 жыл бұрын
"If they had told me it was the LAST supper I would have dressed up!"
@dangerusscurvs47092 жыл бұрын
Wow.. I need to watch this one a FEW times to catch all that wordplay! Awesomeness!
@traceywhitney12722 жыл бұрын
I watched it 5 times! 😂😂
@TheJerryJamesChannel2 жыл бұрын
@@traceywhitney1272 tis my 3rd time.
@monkeybutt728112 жыл бұрын
I thought they couldn’t do better than the last supper..God dam I was wrong..brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂
@pln46792 жыл бұрын
Me too! Those two are the best episodes
@jacquelinepayne53162 жыл бұрын
You can brag that it's brimming with biblical knowledge 😘
@chaseyelverton76302 жыл бұрын
“Hi John hi Luke, Luke hi John” I’m dead🤣
@sitimaryamkhairunnisa88732 жыл бұрын
"Everybody know i ghost write the song of solomon." "You are a loud ghost." I'M CRACKING
@BlueMusicful2 жыл бұрын
“Stay dirty and sad.” 😭😭
@lydiamoon52352 жыл бұрын
Mary knows that was not necessary. She was just shady for no reason.
@AquaBoogie5232 жыл бұрын
That needs to be a T-shirt.
@kelsylewis61312 жыл бұрын
Robin said Skye improvised the clavicle part. Lmaooooo
@savethatreesplz611 Жыл бұрын
The groans when Mary approaches 😂😂😂😂
@GSlice372 жыл бұрын
"It's my mom, Mary, and you knew that." , her delivery looool i'm cryinggg 2:06
@Neenerella3332 жыл бұрын
Don't come for her Leper Mom. 😂
@MsTambri10 Жыл бұрын
This girl Hannah is forever paying something that’s free. I saw the other 2 skits. Mercy.
@MsMama-xc4vw2 жыл бұрын
Christ-chella week...🤣🤣These ladies and their writers are genius.
@traceywhitney12722 жыл бұрын
I. Am. Crying. "CHRISTChella Weekend". 😂😂
@lindsayalisonstevens3592 Жыл бұрын
“Kick the bear out and move in!” Good luck with that 😂😂😂
@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 Жыл бұрын
She said, *"Dr. Philistine over here"* and I passed out!!!! 🤣😅😆
@vancemars11742 жыл бұрын
“CAVE RENT IS NOT A THING!” “There IS NO cave rent!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣bruh y’all just don’t know how much i love this damn skit! Lmaoooo
@darkelf632 жыл бұрын
Great to see these characters again for an encore. So well written.
@GoodTrouble69 Жыл бұрын
"why you coming for her leper mom?!" OMG funny AF
@OnewordSphamandla2 жыл бұрын
She said “Christ-Chella “ 😂😂
@danielbriggz2 жыл бұрын
"You're a very loud ghost" 😂😂😂
@joycewambui8242 жыл бұрын
Shardrack, Meshack and AbedneGO🤣🤣
@jameelwatson91112 жыл бұрын
"...just kick the bear out and move in!" 🤣🤣🤣
@agonleed38412 жыл бұрын
and her look like...like she was talking about stepping on a bug
@CloudedTear8162 жыл бұрын
It was the clavicle for me! 🤣🤣🤣
@SsgleeAcone Жыл бұрын
The “you stink Mary” has me gone😂😂😂😂😂
@josephinemateo25532 жыл бұрын
Let me tell you the writing on this show is pure genius. The only problem I have with this sketch is that it wasn’t longer.
@kelaniefrazier2 жыл бұрын
THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE SKETCH BESIDES BOTH REEF GANG SKETCHES 😂🙌🏾
@Abena4252 жыл бұрын
Gang orientation was lit!
@katrinab76572 жыл бұрын
@@Abena425 so was the gang retreat
@Abena4252 жыл бұрын
@@katrinab7657 Oh. Thanks. Must have missed that one!
@steppinrzr83962 жыл бұрын
Yup...and add the Artender to that
@zacharymcghee99642 жыл бұрын
Look at Mary hitting them with the Proverbs 10:31!!😂😂
@Truthandlove42 жыл бұрын
The way Mary left twirling. I died 😩🤣🤣🤣
@ryannayrmercado1012 жыл бұрын
“There’s holes on the side of mountains you kick the bear out and move in “ 💀
@RetroBell19992 жыл бұрын
When Mary twirled away..... I lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mireillem31502 жыл бұрын
"A very loud ghost!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@DivaAP082 жыл бұрын
These skits are golden!
@bareessence40542 жыл бұрын
Genius… I wish they had this sketch when I went to Vacation Bible school back n the day…😂
@mik26272 жыл бұрын
My favorite skits be these Bible ladies!! The writing and their dialog is top tier!❤
@Karmer2 жыл бұрын
I loved that they referred back to the first one!! and this was SO GOOD!!!
@aaliyahforeva1 Жыл бұрын
You're a very loud ghost 😂😂😂 I lost it
@LisaFrank392 жыл бұрын
"forgive me. I know not what I do." 🤣 Edit: the magical whimsical twirl off too. 💀 Jesus take the Mary
@justcarineinparis2 жыл бұрын
Yeah! 😂
@CBlargh2 жыл бұрын
Public Lusting! This is just beyond. I don't know how y'all come up with it. So smart.
@prettiilexii6722 жыл бұрын
"Why would you pay for something that God gave you?" ❤
@unanuevapecula2 жыл бұрын
Every line!!!..seriously killed it.
@Scorpioboo982 жыл бұрын
Y’all this show is hilarious, great writing and versatile! It’s so refreshing seeing black women in comedy shows🥰. First show we’ve got that’s like this
@Tweetyresm2 жыл бұрын
Tbh it's not even what their saying... kinda of corny by itself... but the DELIVERY! The delivery of the lines made the sketch *chefs kiss* I mean tongue click after the tongue cut out part - GENIUS.
@victoria-r.g6822 жыл бұрын
Not Luke, copying John 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sheilapate76042 жыл бұрын
This show and all of their sketches have me screaming with laughter 😂😂😂😂 I trying to get my daughters to watch this but she don’t have a sense of humor like me lol
@EJTHEGemini2 жыл бұрын
“ then I’m front row at the crucifixion I don’t know how I’m gonna get those images out my mind “ “ that’s the one thing you have free in this life,,…. I thought that was loafs and fishes … that too … so loaf fishes and cave rent ALL FREE … cave rent isn’t a thing “ “ You kick the bear out.. and move in “ “ worst seats in the house “ Omg this skit and the last sup her are my absolute favorites this needs to be in everything episode of every season, they could even make a spin off show about the Bible omggg that would be everything!!!!! And Gabriel as Mary is PERFECTION 😍😭💯🙏💪🏾
@bertarue2 жыл бұрын
I watch this everyday - sometimes twice along with all the other sketches. I can't get enough of The Black Lady Sketch Show! Showing your clavicle hahahaha!!! brilliant!
@delphinanicols2 жыл бұрын
You all make some of the BEST biblical parodies! I always wanted to see material like this!
@Themilkyoneja2 жыл бұрын
This was amazing 🤩!!!!!! I need more of these .. the Bible thing is tuff … can we turn this Bible concept into like a series of sketches? Cause it’s so refreshing
@gagoangwemoroka79932 жыл бұрын
I second that motion ☄️☄️☄️
@JKLoans2 жыл бұрын
I third the motion.
@breeesplanada85282 жыл бұрын
Mary Magdalene's make up though!
@starzy154 Жыл бұрын
"they're just holes on the side of the mountains you kick the bear out and move in " sent me 🤣
@Infinite_Deity_Ent2 жыл бұрын
It was the clavicle flash for me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭
@Ana-rb7ws11 ай бұрын
Dr Philistine 😂 Before, it was Philistina Aguilera 🤣 These ladies are hilarious!!
@xoMALxoPINEAUxo2 жыл бұрын
No but can this be a series please???
@starzy154 Жыл бұрын
"Let's just be like Shadrach Meshach and AbedneGO"