I'm glad that were here in force

I have seen you in the argentavis video.

@@liquidfire21 OH DO YOU MEAN METAL BIRB?

Right right yk it

Ark players rise

kinda is rhino means nose, like in rhinoplasty. he just means the nose isnt prevelent in the rest of the rhino fam - which took its name from modern times

In Dutch rhino's are called nosehorns so i got scamed my whole life to

Don't be ashamed or anything on the other hand you have upgraded the brain you know more your brain is a muscle so the more you know the better, and each time you make a mistake you improve. *the more you know*

A lot of the naming and what we commonly know about animals predates much of the biological knowledge we have of them as we've only really seriously been studying animals scientifically for the past couple of centuries and we're still learning new things all the time, so there's tons of surprising stuff like this we're finding out all the time that changes what we previously thought we knew

wooly rhinos looking straight disrespected after seeing this

Ikr, i miss my paracentherium

underrated comment

this is something my nana would say at a family dinner, I mean she had a triceratops as a girl

how did you ride your paracentherium around? I made mine a saddle but couldn't manage to get onto it since my ladder wasn't tall enough :/

@@liliesstarlight i personally used to have a rope around his neck i would use to climb him

Yep there needs to be movies about that, both before and after

Definitely, as should the animals we have around today, we don't want future generations to be wondering what it would have been like to live with them.

@@Tenchi707 there have been a couple documentaries but they are quite old

They'll only get attention when they demise 😂

And there were at most a small hand full of non-sauropod dinosaurs that were typically more massive than these beasts. Maybe 3 species. Maybe none.

@Daniel Leca How is calling him Buff an insult?

Bill nye

@Daniel Leca Sounds like you're jealous of this man's sense of humor Daaaaammmmmmnnnn he deleted his comment lol

I want to reply but Idk what to reply

You can actually see him getting more buff as time goes on. He was way less fit in the earlier episodes!

And the award for best comment goes to...

A nearby man comes up and says: "It's okay it's on me." He turns to the paraceratherium and says: "I don't mind putting my neck out for ya."

The paraceratherium says, "What? I can't hear you up here!"

that joke went thru the roof

an argentinosaurus walks into a bar. the bartender says: you're gonna pay for the entire building.

Elegiraceros

Hippopotamus means water horse (in some translation I don't know which), and it (according to Google translate) means zoology. So would that mean zoologyhorse, or horsehorse.

Penisaur

@@computertable3746 lived in 300 B.B.C

@@zainwayne 300 bbc?

Yy

The prehistoric creatures also roamed the world we live in now

Can't even begin to imagine the millions of worlds out there in the universe with stories just as rich as ours!

@@danielrodrigues4903 Apparently, there's a lack of phosphorus which would result in a paucity of worlds with life. However, given the billions of planets (and moons) in our galaxy, even if only a small percentage have a decent amount of phosphorus, that still means that, as you said, there could be millions of worlds with complex life on them. Also, it might be in the future that either our descendants, or another advanced species, finds a way to spread useful chemicals around the galaxy.

I'd reckon whenever an animal is described as dog size, they are talking wolf or coyote size dogs, not tea cup chihuahua's.

Horses also vary in size...

nice batman reference haha

Yeah I hate when dogs are used as vague measurements. I immediately think of everything from chihuahua to mastiff sized

@@Altakita a chihuahua sized rhino is something I wanna see

Finally first comment i see talking about ark

Yes us Ark players know

Nooooo it was ice age

And ark is cool

Bruh ark taught me that these dinos suck

Excluding the largest sauropods, this rhino would have been one of the biggest animals in the Mesozoic.

Maybe if in the Cenozoic predators had become as large as the big theropods (at least over 2 tons), then some herbivore mammals would have become even larger than Paraceratherium despite mammalian biological disavantages.

Ancient elephant: "who needs long necc to reach high leaves when you can bring it down instead? Long necc is lame" Tall Rhinos: *got OOOFFed from the evolutionary race*

Yea...but Palaeoloxodon namadicus was as still the biggest...

@@VeganSanatani quick thing but the ARK Titanosaur is over 300 feet tall and looks like an oversized brachiosaur and has rocks jutting out of its body. If you still don't get what I mean. Look up "ARK: Survival Evolved Titanosaur" *Titanosaur strides in* Titanosaur: hey I just got here from ARK: Survival Evolved... I'm in the wrong place, aren't I? Well you uhh... do whatever it is you do... *Titanosaur stomps away* *Titanosaur comes back* Titanosaur: Uhhh, sorry to ask buuuuttt..... uhm..... can I have some trees?... just rip them out of the ground and... give it here... just... put the tree on my back.... no, put it.... there..... give me a few more, there we go.... no, I can get them off my back myself.... Oh... I'm going to use the trees to eat the tree leaves and ill use the trees to build a Platform Saddle so I can help the others in my herd transport things..... actually..... do you wanna maybe come along or something?.... you guys could help me get stuff on the Platform.... like a crane or something.... well... do you guys wanna come or not? Edit: Spelling and Grammar.

@@gargantuanleviathan9642 lol I play ark my self..😅..the mobile version that is...and yea..i know my neighbour titan...it's a pve server so no one bothers it...

Yah never know though. A moose just minds its own business grazing, until it's horny, and then it kills anything within seeing distance in a fit of horny unbridled rage.

Lol

Underrated comment

Needs a buff. Its too awful

@@Yamn_ yeah since evolution nerfed him he kinda became bad in competitive

Cudoz for spelling that

Ur not my guy... That would be one of the best things on earth

U mean piggys? XD (jk)

Personally I wish those micro-elephants were still around. They’d be such cool pets!

My 70lb pitty might as well be a dog sized rhino for how dense he is

Check out tapirs.

@@BestOfAnimalss theory is it has to do with oxygen levels. More oxygen means bigger animals

@@BestOfAnimalss i think its because earth environment at that time was a little bit more 'different' compared to today, since evolution is basically the environment changing how our body works

@@BestOfAnimalss that’s only for Arthropoda. But it can still be true More oxygen=more plants =more food=more size

that's what she said.

@@ninetoedlizard6650 I think insects is the only living thing that will get bigger in size if the level of oxygen is increasing, not quite sure tho

Funny thing it is

@okapi-002 how about primates with sorcery weapons(50 cal hand guns)

@okapi-002 well, the answer is history, literally.

Answer

Bro we are more powerful than them

Not enough soaking bases

@Vini Yellow I was too, but when I couldn't find one, I did it myself

Racer hatch frame baby

These are the ultimate source of early game prime meat

@@jeffbrownstain lmfao

*America has entered the chat* :P

@@egregius9314 haha cheese burgers go brrrr

Since evolution has no foresight, getting big (which provides a number of advantages to the individual but has some nasty costs to the species) is a common thing in evolution. Hence why most lineages of animals start off small but gradually include bigger animals.

@@bkjeong4302 he is talking about his pp

Until something in the environment changes. Then you go extinct just like the big dinosaurs.

It’s not always the teachers fault. Sometimes the students won’t listen and disrupt the class

@@liamthecrusader5056 but that's not what I'm talking about I'm talking about teachers who just hand you a 6 page packet and tell you to finish before the end of class

@@benjaminvanscyoc3561 There's a reason for that. Read my reply to @Awesome Sauce. That's the easiest way for a teacher to keep kids busy (by giving them packets). You don't understand how hard it is to teach. I think parents should accompany their kids into the class every day from k-5 until middle school, to keep their kids focused and well-behaved so that the teacher can actually put together this kind of presentation. It's crazy that in America people just drop off kids with all kinds of behavioral problems 20-30 in one tiny classroom with one underpaid teacher and expect quality education. What if we fill your house with 20+ four to nine year-olds? And with technology, especially since the pandemic, it's even worse. Kids have zero patience and attention span, they would have interrupted this video before it started playing. Why is it taking long? What are we watching? How long is this going to be? My computer don't work! I need help! All of this is yelled constantly at the same time, everyday for one adult to handle.

@@liamthecrusader5056 As a first-year teacher, I agree 100%. Kids are kids; they just are not ready for this kind of learning. They would have interrupted this video several times. Only an adult will appreciate this kind of content. We need to completely restructure the U.S. k-12 education system. Kids are so bad that they really should not be pushed onto underpaid school teachers, where they disturb everyone else's learning all day. All it takes is one problematic kid, and there are always several in most classrooms. If you have just one discipline problem in your class, then that means that you will spend half the time yelling and this takes valuable time away from the other kids who did nothing wrong and wanted to learn something. People that aren't teachers do not understand the stamina that kids have. You can tell them to stop and they immediately start something else that is disruptive, and they will push you until you are mad just to see if they can get away with things. It's hard to focus 20+ kids on the same thing. One of them is bound to be disinterested. Under 15 years needs to be one-on-one learning to avoid disturbances that happen when you throw 30 kids in one classroom with one underpaid teacher for 8 hours. But parents will never accept that - they want the kids out of their house most of the day. School in the U.S. is more a babysitting institution than a place of learning. That's why homeschooled children tend to perform well and excel into college/university. There aren't 20 other screaming kids interrupting their learning, they work one-on-one which means they can go at their own pace (faster or slower if necessary), and the parents are in a position to give their own kids the best education available to them because they care more than a stranger. I think homeschooling is the way to go if you care about your child's education. Don't believe me, walk into any public classroom (with the principal's permission of course) and see for yourself. You will be mad at how far behind your kid will fall in public school. But I also agree that this is how teaching ought to be. This is exactly how college/university education goes, back-to-back-to-back interesting lectures for an entire semester, while encouraging critical thinking using essay assignments rather than the k-12 packets or multiple choice instruments, which teach almost nothing other than selecting the correct choice is all you need to do. You might as well prepare every k-12 student for a life of being a cashier with that teaching style. The problem is that we have the best higher education system in the world but we do not make it the easiest path for everyone to take (massive student loan debt, rising tuition costs, etc.), while having one of the worst k-12 education systems in the world, which is what everyone has to work with. So, anyone that makes it to college/university will receive this quality of education, if not better (these videos are for a general audience), but most people never make it there and only finish high school, which amounts to nothing intellectually significant.

@@En_Gho that's because kids don't have any respect for a teacher who doesn't make them want to learn. I had a teacher in 8th grade he made us want to learn because he made things interesting we had projects and videos and no one complained about it because he earned everyones respect because he wasn't so up-tight and grumpy

to be fair, he did say he didn't know a rhino could be a rhino without a horn

Granted those drawings are likely based off the discovery that it was a rhino, i.e. they made it look like a rhino, it may not have even looked like one when they lived

lmao

U know he's packin

i’ve seen this dood drop so many towers

I just read this comment when he said that.

"Getting big is a strategy that'll never go out of style'' bodybuilders joined the chat..

Insert Jurassic Park theme here.

They do move in herds

I doubt it would be able to

Pls no. I'm already scared of imagining one near me.

Maybe it could easy face to face Brachiosaurus

don't worry. you're not alone

after i played ark i wouldn’t want to, either you would get mauled by a raptor or someone else would eviscerate you with a different dino

I do too Real time shares would be great

Noodlez dinosaurs weren’t alive 3 million years ago...

@@thegreatgamingkid8252 🤕🤞 this about mammals bestie EDIT: Jesus im dumb i thought you were replying to the original commenter

Idk you can’t get more freaky than a giraffe

Unlikely: atmospheric oxygen has varied relatively little in the interval, and the largest organisms to ever exist are alive today, and mammals.

How about a higher CO2 level than today as well as higher temperatures, to enable vigorous growth of plants and rapid regeneration once herds of herbivores had demolished them, like herds of elephant do today. After all, commercial growers pumps extra CO2 into their hothouses to promote growth.

the largest organisms to ever exist are alive today? Orgaanisms? Most dinosaurs and even mammals back when the oxyghen concentration and insects were way larger

@@trl2151the blue whale is the largest organism to ever exist (as far as we know)

You mean 4 dislikes by 4 Gomphotheres

They did nothin' wrong!

It’s 18 gompotheres now 😭😭

Something tells me gompotheres either rapidly dislike this video or troll the comment section

39 now

God, I loved walking with the beasts

i remember watching that documentary when i was little and it was so good.that’s what got me into palaeontology and i wanted to re watch it for the nostalgia but they took it off netflix :(

That documentary was honestly amazing, been my favorite for years!

i am fairly sure that was an indricothere. however i am also fairly sure they were related.

@@user-cx9nc4pj8w Same animal different name

😂😂

Spears were invented LONG before our ancestors could take out all predators.

We're like the ants of the mammal world. Doesnt matter if you're 20 times our size, there's a bunch of us and only one of you.

Size is irelevant compared to the power of the force and by force I mean 200 guys with ak47.

Brandon Davidson- conquering*

Don't give any ideas to wildcard

8 hours was more than long enough for me back when I played that game lol

That feels like years at least for me while playing

If your scared of that, youd be scared being next to sauroposeidon

@@goatrex9195 well, that would make sense

Wait till u see the wyverns lmao or the giant argis😅

@Jacob Kimber sauroposeidon is the tallest dinosaur, it is 60 feet tall, so it's still scarier than barosaurus

@@goatrex9195 I don't know if you watched attack on titan but *Colossal titan*

They are great for prime meat in ark

Like Ezio Auditore da Fireneze 😉

Anything that is not a dinosaur is kind of underrated when it comes to palaeontology, the Triassic and the whole Cenozoic are very overlooked

@@peixearrombado lmao

@@Shenron557 no books no wisdom, just you fratello mio.

In other words... A Elephinoaffe?!?!

@Jesus Christ Now you're just being silly 🙄😂😂

@Jesus Christ A Girhinophant?

giraphino

More like big shnooz boi

That's literally what the video said

@@tfthief4931 oh, did it? I must've missed it.

@@tfthief4931 not really, it mentioned that the babies need to grow faster, but it directly suggested that the gestation period is long due to the larger placenta, and the rapid growth seems like it is after birth

That’s exactly why. Most of the months are also for the brain development

This is my first random UwU comment:)

Least it won't eat people on the toilet

How would they get it in the zoo is what I want to know lol

Imagine building an explosure for one of those. It's hard enough providing sufficient exercise to an elephant.

@@BonaparteBardithionyou probably need an area of like 900 yards+ for something that big Something like a football field

der der der der de der der dder der derrr......

not ideal the neck will block vision

@@adroitws1367 oh yeah forgot to think of that

@@adroitws1367 its okay just use third person POV

Ark players be like

You'd have to have one hell of a stretch.

*Birth rate 1%*

*divorce rate 100%*

growing up with no father rate 100%

Lmaoo these comments

Abortion rate... you know what I'm gonna say.

They wouldn't even exist in modern times

@@jamesjameson2294 I know. I’m just saying if it were to still exist today it would probably be a lot smaller

@@ShinySalazzleno it would probably be around the same height if the habitat foliage is still intact

Platypus

The compy

I was so confused when the video started, as I always knew it as indricotherium. Had to google it to be sure.

Due to childhood reading, long long ago, I still think of it as Baluchitherium.

I usually see indrocotherium, but I know it more as paraceratherium. Paraceratherium sounds way cooler.

The creators probably took some inspiration off of this creature.

Well in ark... it can be one lol

Meanwhile in ark: MORE TURRETS ON THE RACER

@@ravageone7794 yes😂

I read that as AT&T walker......

And Steve!

I've been missing Steve

Who's steve?

No

Imagine walking up on a herd of those

"I shall become one with the Paraceratherium."

bully fuel

Protip: when naming a baby, call it Paramecium. When it reaches teenage state and plays football, you may graduate their name to Paraceratherium. ^;...…;^

your kid's nick name at school: Paracetamol

Waiting on your tabletop supplemental module! 😉

Thank you my comrade

Use the giant mod in ark and they’re you go

Deal

Getting ARK vibes from this comment

Great idea!

The pronghorns are fascinating. Had to become the 2nd fastest land mammal due to the american cheetah. And i think i read somewhere that the pronghorns closest living relative is the girraffe.

@@gorlaxss you’re correct, they’re in the same superfamily Girrafoidea.

@@eons hopefully this counts as foreshadowing because I would love this as an episode!

Thanks for making a stoner cry2:48 💞 😋

Yoooo

Welcome to ark survival evolved

🤣🤣🤣

Hello fellow ark player

Was looking for a comment like this in here haha

You like bodybuilders, don't you?

El Hombre de oro YEAH BUDDY! LIGHTWEIGHT BABY!

he joined the chat

R.I.P Zyzz

@@elhombredeoro955 nah she is a kpop stan

*gets notification during meeting* ...My apologies... I... have ...err...diarrhea? and will be back in 9 minutes...

@@TragoudistrosMPH that sounds about right.

that would be both terrifying and beautiful

The woods eh. You mean, what's left of them after the giant rhinos and elephants get through with them.

@@davidanderson_surrey_bc Lions, tigers, and bears! And giant elephants and rhinos OH MY!

play ARK and that will come true quite quickly

@@PanickingPatchRat exept if you survive long in swamp to see one

Seriously, how did daddy Blake get so ripped

Lookin joocy for sure

ripped and smart man with glasses=perfect

And that gray hair? 🥺👉👈 daddy?

Wtf

You too? It’s 1 am for me rn

Probably end up dead before you have time to look

To answer the question about going back in time I am one of those who really wants to go back in time and live with all of the dinosaurs 🦕, and I do not care about myself, just leave me with all of them and I would have loved to be with them. This is my dream 😮

Not to crush your dream or anything but you'll probably die in a few minutes. Got stepped on by a dinosaur or smth @@ronaldmessina4229

What you should of put is “where has my slavery had taken me today”

@@chrisrobbins9058 bruv

I second this

@mike sprigg actually they were proto feathered first

Or how mutations create more features ?

@@zimbabwe_twinnedwithanfield mutations are random and rewrite genetic coding so an animal can show a different characteristic

Non-Ark Players: What Are You Talking About? Is Brand New

@@yee3335 Actual men of culture know every creature on Ark without even playing the game, lol.

I mean in comparison to other animals in there environment yeah. Rhinos partially blind stampede to whatever noise there is, Hippos attack unwarranted. Crocodiles fight hippos so they’re vicious too. Elephants don’t attack unprovoked and are very gentle to humans if they think they’re injured.

All of the "Walking with..." series were amazing. They should be included in all primary school curricula.

Probably because they came from the same common ancestor

Should add that to Roblox for more cursed :Ds