Girl and guy respectively

physically cringed and asked myself, "why?" when they introduced a romantic relationship between them.

@@sevthenpcRBLX i know right, but then again so many fangirls online wanted a relationship between kylo and rey, and honestly it confuses the shit out of me. Kylo has been a confused douchebag the entire trilogy and yet they prefer kylo over finn? why? cuz he is the son of han? or cuz he has that dark sasuke thing going on? or cuz he is force sensitive? like what kinda of bullshit fandom is this. Or is this the definitive prove that girls go for douchebags

a meaningless demon I’ll never forget the post by a reylo where they were angry at cut scenes from ROTS because they included kylo attacking rey and “ KYLO WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO HER OMG HE NEVER EVER EVEN HURT HER ONCE!!! “ ..... bruh

When it looked like they were about to kiss I couldn't help but say out loud "Please don't. Please don't!" then they did and I yelled "Come on!" and dropped my head into my hands

"I'm Rey." "Rey who?" "Rey Rey Binks"

Rey’d shadow legends

@@TomMancini underrated comment in another comment thats underrated

Reysei from deltarune

snipermaster br Ah I wish man. I’ve seen that Rey’d shadow legends joke on every rise of skywalker video

The explosion: "I also escaped that..."

The explosion: "I'll be back."

Creamy sheev

How did this happen? We’re smarter than this!

@@thebitsanpiecesman4423what

nah, he said plagius himself couldn't aliveify himself, but didn't say the someone steronger couldn't

@@jimmyteckersteronger

@@ciphergacha9100 hey don't mock him he clearly just spelled it werong

​@@ParisianWeetabixsteronger

​@@ParisianWeetabixsteronger

Lol indeed

Yeah, that is so typical of JJ's awful "mystery box" writing. Whenever a character asks an important question that JJ is too lazy or stupid to answer he will: 1) Don't answer the question 2) Change the subject 3) Pretend you'll answer the question later with "a good question. for another time."

For a Never Time

I don't really see the problem here, in Legends there was a powerful Sith boi who hold his body together with his willpower and his believe in the darkside of the force. He was unkillable and only died because he cut his connection to the dark side. Palpatine falling into a bottomless pit wasn't really something he couldn't survive, just like floating through space or whatever. Don't really think it's TOO farfetched or weirder than some other extremely weird design choices I also thought that the fleet was really boarded with undead lol. Fueled through the dark side and stuff like that, because one of the admirals had really pale, emotionless eyes like Palpatine

He escaped goddammit!

Fernán Sánchez Yoda: “now excuse me, you must. Do more ketamine, I must.”

Anakin didn’t kill the younglings... from a certain point of view ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Shhhh, no tears. Their with the force now. And they'll never let Anakin forget it.

Lol

@023 Studios Ghost Yoda: Reluctant adoption, it was.

The one on the death Star was a clone of the original Sidious.

There are 150 more Sidious clones clones scattered around the universe. Find them all, or you gonna see them in the next movies!

The princess is in another castle.

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@@nightmareTomek collect 149 more Sidious clones to complete the Palpadex

To be fair, it's Han, and everyone was panicking and taking the situation seriously.

That really didn't sound like a joke, given the serious situation and Han stating that like a matter of fact.

@@nightmareTomekEXACTLY! He’s making a sarcastic quip, but it’s not a full on joke.

Clever characters coping with negative situations by using comedy is different from the writers putting silly jokes due to not being able to make-believe that there's any real threat.

I think someone nailed this on the head but good writing has comedic reliefs for a reason, and Han provided the comedy in the prequels for sure. When every character is the comedic relief, they better be really goddamn funny. You either need a straight man to play off or all the jokes better be funny. In the sequels, everyone is funny. And now I'm suddenly understand what Marvel humor is, and I love all the Marvel movies.

And buried it in sand

Younglings slayer 9000 - lmao 🤣

@Julia or--hear me out, people are allowed to have the same thoughts, or say the same thing, because there are millions of people on this app, and more than person can say something!

@Julia its not copied- they changed the number from 5000 to 9000. so its only inspired

@@wenyt2785 Holy shit yeah, the Ultimate insult to Anakin wtf Rey

Stolen from Mauler

The fact they both uploaded the same day and I'm watching both makes up for actually watching this film...

nice

Totally stolen

No

Dooku was still better than him, though, and Yoda was better than Dooku.

​@@MrBell-iq3smwhat the actual fuck

​@@MrBell-iq3smwhat

All Day.

i genuinely hope you're doing better and im glad you have found joy in silly things

@@heatherandluke3252 that's so sweet. Thank you so so much ❤️

I do love this particular example of Jay's vocoderiffic burns, but I'm also quite partial to their vocoded "WHO.... WROTE... THIS...?!" in reference to Chris Chibnall and his wildly out-of-character 13th Doctor. Hope you're doing better than 6 months ago, best wishes to you! 👍

Jesus loves you dude and can give you true joy. ask Him to help you.

@@jakeomako4992 Time and place, dude, time and place

@@Exigentable Like R:SL.

Leon 13 The best game ever because they’re paying me to say so but I’d say so even if they didn’t pay me!

But thankfully I was paid so I don’t have to pretend I like it

#smoooooewth

God dammit, fine have a like for making laugh

' A good question, for another time.'

RedLetterMedia's theory that the Palpatine was just a clone actually makes sense in regards of that. It was no the Palpatine we see in this movie that was killed there, just a clone.

lmao

"Always remember son, dying is gay "

Clarity 1 second ago Why" cause Jesus did i think so er I will too" Thats right im not who palpatinini sounds like a Jawa to me, no i'm I wanna say Crist wow hang on let me just read this stupid book again, horus, mithras no they are just exactly the same as the one im looking for, i want the cool one, dead cool ha ha ha get it? oh yeah er i'll get back to you I'm on genesis and its Fing hilarious two people oh man why didnt i think this. Oh an ark with animals 2 by 2. hang on i no its here. No sorry thats just implausible even for me, but go on i'm him yano me, hi dude. I....'mm Gaay" hello

Shout-out to my fellow "I'm just on a video essay binge and I'll listen to them indiscriminately, regardless of whether or not I've seen the property discussed" person. I feel seen.

I haven't seen any of the Disney Star Wars films but I've spent hours and hours on KZfaq listening to people explain why they're terrible.

@@BiggieTrismegistus I'm doing that too! I loved the OT then I saw Phantom Menace and whatever the next one was called. That was the last time I watched any Star Wars. I'm really enjoying the reviews. Don't forget to watch "pitch meetings"! There are separate ones for each Star Wars movie and show (including the holiday special!), except I don't think he's done Mandalorian season three yet. Or you can just search "pitch meeting Star Wars" and there's one video that has all of them put together. Same for LOTR + Hobbit; ROP is separate and I highly recommend it! There are also single compilation videos for all the Harry Potters and separately for all the Fantastic Beasts. Also all Marvel and all DC. Enjoy!

There were a number of great one-liners! Don't forget to watch "pitch meetings"! There are separate ones for each Star Wars movie and show (including the holiday special!), except I don't think he's done Mandalorian season three yet. Or you can just search "pitch meeting Star Wars" and there's one video that has all of them put together. Same for LOTR + Hobbit; ROP is separate and I highly recommend it! There are also individual and series compilation videos for all the Harry Potters and separately for all the Fantastic Beasts. Also all Marvel and all DC. I've only seen maybe a quarter of these movies but all of his pitch meetings are so funny!

It's probably because the dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

She isn't a Jedi. If the blind guy in Rogue One wasn't a Jedi than Rey was just a Force User who met a Jedi. Mind you Kylo isn't a Sith either.

@@GEORGEMEISTERFTW nice lol

Great point. If they had actually addressed that-perhaps when other characters call her out on it, or when Kylo/Ben was trying to convince her to join him, or when she acknowledges she feels the same ambiguity he does, or when she’s reflecting on her mistakes-it would actually have made the movies stronger. They could have treated Rey as an imperfect heir of sorts, full of potential power but also of potential darkness. The specter of Anakin Skywalker, the Chosen One whose human weaknesses led to so much suffering, would surely have loomed large. Her Palpatine roots might even have felt more meaningful, raising the terrible possibility that her blood is her destiny, so that when she refuses her grandfather, it’s that much more interesting. Of course, we all know Rey doesn’t make mistakes, no one ever worried she’d choose the Dark Side, and these characters don’t have time to reflect on anything.

Rey is, like, legit not a Jedi. She’s called a Jedi, but she is NOT a Jedi. She is a Grey Jedi, which is TOTALLY different. For one she was barely taught any ideals of the Jedi Order, and Luke (her mentor) is also barely a Jedi, he’s always been very emotional. But their actions and ideals match Grey Jedi’s pretty well from what I remember. The fact that they insisted on keeping the black-and-white “Good and Evil” plot annoys me a lot.

And jedi

@@atomicbuttocks which jedi? he only chopped windu's hand.

@@Bothandle70 he literally murders hundreds of jedi in the jedi temple off screen

@@Bothandle70 huh? The point is that lightsaber killed all those younglings

@@Bothandle70 Anakin literally walked into the Jedi Temple with the 501st to massacre all the Jedi inside, you think he just walked past all the others straight to the younglings?

Very true. I think most of us are hard-pressed to even name the trilogy characters If it's been a few years since we watch the movies or saw a critique. Poe, Finn and Rey have absolutely no character development. We don't give a fig if one of them dies. They end the trilogy exactly where Leia, Luke and Han end A New Hope. With potential but no real development. It took two more movies and several years for those three to become legendary characters.

rogue*

Who's Poe?

​@@bobsonnyThe Rouge One is darth Maul

Honestly one of the best movies in the franchise. It made me FEEL something when Jynn and Cassian died

His force ghost was just out there having a nervous breakdown, with Obi wan laughing his ass off next to him 😂.

Why? Doesn‘t he like sand? Edit: I've been getting explanations for more than a year. I was joking.

@@donqueshot2217 Anakin could write an entire space opera on how much he hates sand.

you sir, are a comedy genius deserving more likes

Basically the last fuck you to his character and legacy. 😂

So true

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Don't summon him

Rian: yeah but this gun is the only thing that can break the shield!

Yea i know,that was so anoying

I was so disapointed by it.

It gave me cholera.

Weird for you to say that, as Luke and Leia are literally the ONLY Force-sensitive characters we ever meet in Star Wars who had Force-sensitive parents. They are the outliers, not the standard.

Even if JJ directed all 3 of them I feel like they probably would’ve just been bland remakes of the original trilogy

​@mrvespuccia.k.ameganite1747 honestly if you read the original script for the film it was supposed to be about on the level of revenge of the sith. But Disney went no. Money. We want a shitty remake that'll appeal to critics and fans who don't know any better

I think JJ would have let Finn to have a much better story than what he got now. That alone would have been a win.

IMO Rian directing Ep 9 wouldn't be a bad choice, considering his work on Breaking Bad (may I present Ozymandias, considered by many to be the best episode of television EVER)

Okay let's just realize Rian Johnson is the absolute worst writer and director for Star Wars. Everything in the last Jedi was made to undo everything in Star Wars history. Luke is now a pessimistic bitter old hermit. Hyperspace is a race that you can knock someone out of just by following them. Snoke is a nothing character. Kylo Ren can't decide if he's good or evil so kills his master and then continues some other path that we have no idea involves. Rey is a nobody. Every kid in the galaxy now has force powers. Oh and being a Jedi turns you into a space Jesus that allows you to survive explosions, zero gravity and absolutely no oxygen while allowing you to propel yourself through space while comatose. Rian Johnson stated that he hated Star Wars. And he showed it with the movie he made. It's not a true Star Wars movie. The best thing Disney could do is just to make a new trilogy and claim this one was a failed first attempt. After all their fans of remaking all of their content. How many live-action remakes of classic cartoons that we had now? And how many times have they redone Haunted Mansion?

Lol 😀

The Batwoman of Star Wars

She’s following in the footsteps of her grandfather. Both pretended to be people they really weren’t. Palpatine actually won when you really think about it

Lucasfilm: J.J. commits set-piece theft of the original trilogy

Identity theft is not a joke Rey millions of families suffer every year

You need a comma between kissed and my. It seems like your mom was kissed by Rey and Ben.

GD Gameplayer thanks mate. Also, you said missed instead of kissed

This a gem of a conversation.

@@kierrakim4761 Turns out your mum also had the Gay like Rey and Kylo

Lemon Playz I know, one of the more pleasant conversations I have had in 2020

That would actually be an interesting way to have approached the reveal... So of course this movie didn't do that.

Sounds close to the Star Killer plot. Which yes, that was an awesome fucking plot.

There would've been a lot of possible solutions to make Rey being related to Palpatine make sense. That's a story detail that has to be found and solved, which bad writers are incapable of doing.

😂😂😂

Painted Lotus god dammit... take my upvote

Love that Rifftrax joke!

r e d d i t

1337n00binc R e d d d d d i t funny

Pirating Disney and Nintendo content is not only always morally correct, it is every citizens moral duty.

Luckily you didn't watch it in the cinema

After watching The Force Awakens in movie theatres.......and realizing that I got RIPPED OFF (Just episode 4 over again).........I couldn't bring myself to watch the last two at all! I knew Disney F***** it up after TFA. Lost interest and just didn't care anymore.

@@fanalittletruthincog8168 same here. TFA was beyond garbage. The fact people were ok with that movie and only got angry with TLJ is depressing. In fact TFA was so awful I haven't been to the cinema since. Congrats Disney and JJ you killed my love of cinema.

@@fanalittletruthincog8168 The Clone Wars in the later seasons is good though.

It's better to just declare it noncanonical that to try to fit it with the rest of the saga.

Better yet, reboot the whole damn thing. What good films/series do we have in the Star Wars universe besides the original trilogy? I say, remake the original, polish some aspects about it, update scene transitions to be more modern and fluid... and then scrap and rewrite EVERYTHING else, the prequels, sequels, every series. But who in Hollywood would have the creativity necessary to do it? Btw, I consider Mandalorian to be just okay, and Rogue One induces something similar to Superhero-fatigue in me.

@@nightmareTomek What good films/series do we have besides the original trilogy? Well, let's see... Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, Revenge of the Sith, Caravan of Courage, Rogue One, The Mandalorian, 2D Clone Wars, and Rebels.

@@were-owlinwisconsin4441 Well, if you had paid attention while reading my comment (which you clearly haven't), you would remember that I said the Mandalorian and Rogue One is just okay. Not good. My opinion. Neither is the Phantom Menace, the Revenge of the Brainless Sith, or the repetitive and quite childish Clone Wars. If you want to be talking while having your fingers in your ears, then please talk to someone else.

If you cut a hole in a net, you decrease the number of holes

Cant be worst than fantastic 4

And that's a fact.

I need my strong independent force WOMEN!!!

the whole trilogy was

That's an insult to fanfiction that would usually treat it's characters and plot with much more care

Thatguywiththestuffies KZfaq page. Rey: They’re all dead anyway Palpatine: Oh....

Why couldn't it have been Darth Plagueis to have created Snoke?

@Ashton Davis wait Rey already learnt this power

@@charmandyorton006 that would of been nice

It workes last time, it was worth a shot

Same

"Hello Peter I was alive all along, so everything you've done has all been for nothing and I created a new family in florida"

@@JustaJabberwocky 😂

Yes it is

Love the comparison

I honestly would've preferred him yelling Unlimited Power again.

@@casualvanilla i wouldve loved both, unlimited power for that mega force lightning (force storm?) scene.

dewit*

kill Rey? noting can kill Rey, not even a star can kill Rey. I bet if someone tried to drop Rey into a star she'd still be alive, the star would be dead though

Maybe those star destroyers were piloted by droids?

Why didnt he just grab rey and end this shit?

@@dodojesus4529 exactly

​@@dodojesus4529 Becuase the dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural.

yeah okay sure

Par for the course in Disney Star Wars 😒

Dark side of the force...

@@morscoronam3779 contains paths to many powers some would consider..... unnatural

it escaped

@@jonasschiefer626 HAHAHAHAH

It respawned

Rey Palpatine, the last Skywalker

@@jesusluvincognito3630 She isn't a Skywalker.

The Rise of Solo doesn't have the same ring to it lol even tho Leia didn't identify as a Skywalker, and Ben took the name Solo. I think the title was supposed to be the rise of both of them even tho Rey just kind of takes the name Skywalker

@@grantgarbour kinda stupid dont you think

@@rauly8727 incredibly, they should've thought of a different title

We never see Luke's lightsaber, it's just sitting in his hut for all we know.

@@Electroporcupine we saw that in the first sequel. Orange Yoda had for a reason that has never been clarified.

Herschel Elyesian Not his green one

Herschel Elyesian think he meant Luke’s green one. The blue one is Anakin’s technically

I mean, do you cherish something a family member made more or do you cherish something you made more? The lightsaber means a lot to us as fans, but to Luke it was simply something he made to achieve his goals, a tool not a sacred object. I have my own issues with TLJ, but I laughed my ass off when Luke tossed it over his shoulder and was excited to see a different take on his character.

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"Is there any way to learn this power?" "Not from a Lucas."

Also, I imagined the palpatine dialogue as Mickey Mouse saying it.

That was perfect

@swave158 Sure, but it didn't rehash Dune's plot point for point like Disney did with Lucas' original trilogy. ;)

That would be the only good subversion

Branflakes Cereal it honestly it wouldn't because it that's like, one of the biggest cop outs ever

@@hessexm8065 Sorry, let me rephrase. It would be the best subversion out of all the subversions in this sequel trilogy

@@branflakescereal4174 oooohhhh then yeah i agree thanks for clearing it up

honestly i'd much rather have that than whatever this mess of a movie ending was

I suspect that, 1) if anyone protested, they'd get yeeted, 2) they just wanted a paycheck, 3) they were too done with it, 4) a bit of 1), 2) and 3).

the sequels never happend

Is it possible to learn this tomfoolery?

@@Delta225 not from a mouse

You should look up all force abilities

The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities, some of which allow you to reach through the fourth wall and alter the very fabric of reality as it is written and story boarded.

If only that's what happened, I bet everyone would have loved it

Well I mean it wasn’t exactly mysterious.

Ray Ray what RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

@@soggykeyboard U fucking bitch lmfao!

Instead we got Rey go haha lol I'm not sending a powerful message and making palpatine good name now lmao need Skywalker name make happy

The best thing about them is that they all have pretty good looking visuals (even if they don’t make sense sometimes)

@@markercrayon457 dont make sense ever**

This comment reminds me of Kevin the assistant

dorkly reference?

This movie somehow makes The Last Jedi (Atleast Imo) the best of the trilogy. But a trilogy can't be three different movies pushing in 3 different directions. The prequels were bad, but they all told the same story, and were clearly heading towards a clearly defined conclusion so as a trilogy it was fairly coherent, and consistent.

No, it’s cus the darkside-

@@traktor420 Cos darkside fam...🤣. I mean it potentially could make sense, but they did it in a way that it doesn't.

@@helenline1790 a clone is the obvious one

@@turtleanton6539 except we have never been shown or told that a Sith could transfer thier conciousness to a clone.

@@sometransgal9412 It happens in the comics but you're still right, we haven't seen that because Disney removed that from the canon.

😂😂😂😂😂

I've never cringed harder How dare you dishonor Darth Jar Jar in such a degrading manner

Rey rey binks is better than rey palpatine

Lol

It’s not the ending Star Wars wanted but it’s the ending Star Wars now deserves.

Would’ve been s o o o o o o o much better

vsGoliath You’re right. And yet, that was the most emotional scene of the whole movie for me. I think I’m just a sucker for Harrison Ford. 😂

Not to mention Han solo continued to age after his death....somehow 😂😂

Thats actually good. However, it was done poorly just like everything else in the film.

The first step to forgiveness is to forgive yourself and try to right your wrongs

"It's okay, Kylo. I forgive you." "Thanks, Kylo." "No worries. You're a handsome man, Kylo." "Eyy, you too, Kylo."

Well then it would one of the most impressive Force feats, why the hell they didn't show it? I can believe him being foken Force Lich, considering we already have Force Ghosts and even Force Zombies, it wouldn't be that hard to give some ex- foken -position to the "unnatural" part of the Dark Side

@@electricfishfan7159 I'm glad someone else sees what I see.

@@electricfishfan7159 What's worse is that Finn himself is one of the people who celebrates when he kills those brainwashed innocents.

Seems like an appropriate message for a Disney brand product.

The stormtrooper represents the audience's once good memories about star wars.

We only miss when primary characters are nearby. We DO (and HAVE) hit our marks many times. Plus the original troopers are the best looking costumes of the entire films. Proud to own one. #501st

i personally agree

I agree with everything but the „professional“ part.

YES

Unprofessional*

Where has Mark Hamill gone? He did loads of chat leading up to TLJ but dissapeared after that and especially TROS. WTF have Disney got all their snipers on them?

Now THATS a subversion of expectations

@@lukaszspychaj9210 The "subversion of expectations" meme is really dumb. I understand that "subverting expectations" isn't inherently good, but the way that the people who hate TLJ have overused the "subversion of expectations" thing has gotten us to a point where people talk about subverting expectations as though it's inherently bad. Neither one is more true than the other.

@@frams12 That's because the "subverting expectations" was used as a generic catch-all excuse by TLJ fans to underwrite the terrible plot, terrible writing, and inconsistent script. It was used as a shield and because of that, it became a joke. No...it wasnt "subverting our expectations." It's just bad writing. So the phrase is now synonymous with bad writing. Because they made it so.

@@bobw1678 No one said Last Jedi was good "because it subverted expectations." Subverting expectations just for the sake of doing it, the meme that TLJ haters have created in response to it, is stupid. That is not what TLJ did.

@@frams12 the best example of subverting expectations is in Infinity War. The Last Jedi gives that movie a bad name.

And they were toooootally not removed in certain countries. Not at all. Cause as we all know, Disney supports LGBTQ+! Absolutely! Yeah!

Shtampboy 21 You know, funny story... When this movie released, my parents wanted to have a family movie night so we all went to go and see this movie. I’ve only watched The Force Awakens, the rest is my “watch this at some point” list don’t worry, but I had seen Schaff. Productions review on it(He’s the guy who made Shark Talk, a fantastic YTP of Shark Tale, in case you don’t know who I’m talking about). So going in, I was expecting it to at least be rather mediocre. My suspicions turned out true. The movie focuses way too much on action as opposed to character development, Palpatine still being alive is frankly dumb as hell, Rey is probably the most Mary Sue she’s ever been(that “Rey Skywalker shit literally goes against the message of the movie, good can come from anywhere and your bloodline doesn’t matter), barely any of the side characters actually matter, and the score is both confusing and poorly implemented. But what I remember most was that 2-3 second scene of two random chicks making out. I already went through why I think that scene is pointless in the first comment, but one thing I forgot to mention is that my family is very religious. They are very much against gay people, even though one of my mom’s best friends is a gay man so for her it’s debatable, and according to my sister my dad called someone a N****r. I was, and still am, not religious so as we were going to Fatz to eat, I was dreading the inevitable complaining about how gays are bad and the rest of the movie doesn’t matter because of it. But it never came. We ate dinner, talked about the movie a bit, and we went home. Only I noticed it and I just find that funny. It was incredibly obvious too, so I don’t know how they missed it. This also shows how pointless that scene is. It would be one thing if it was two characters, say Rey and Rose as an example, that we already knew were kissing. But again, they are lesbian A and lesbian B. Two nothing characters very clearly put there to make Disney look “progressive and forward-thinking.” And even then, like you said, it’s sooo short they could just remove it for certain countries that aren’t as “open” to homosexuality as we are. It means nothing and it says nothing. The Palestine Bass Drop was pretty funny though, not gonna lie.

Nah dude, Disney clearly put those lesbian characters in there not because of a checklist but because Disney GENUINELY cares about gay people

I didn't even know there were 2 lesbians, and I saw this movie twice.

JustsomeguyIdk it’s at the very end when they’re celebrating the death of Palpy, it’s a blink and you’ll miss type thing so I can understand how someone could miss it

It took me a moment to recognize what you were referencing. Good one. But I wouldn't put it past the mouse to actually pull an "I always come back" for Palps.

He then possess Rey and turn her into his "Relectant Follower". She then goes to an opened cantina called "Freddy Fazbe-" I mean "Jar Jar's Jar Shop and Entertainment Place" to kill some kids to get force power to bring Palpatine back to life. BUT WAIT! THAT'S NOT PALPATINE! THAT'S A NEW CHARACTER CALLED THE MIMIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 In all seriousness, atleast Fnaf kept their villain dead.

No! jay has been milked for man milk!

Rhino milk to be precise.

@@johnsnow04 Rhino man milk?

they fly now!!!!

Will milk rhinos for geodes.

I thought he looked so stupid the first time I saw him, but just the way the actor worked with the role won me over. A shame the script was trash, otherwise he might have become my new favorite Darkside user.

So are literally all of the main characters! Does no one else feel bad for Daisy Ridley, Oscar Isaac and John Boyega? They get bullied for playing out whatever’s on the script

The one in the back WHAT HE SAID

@@theoneintheback3783 Didn't say they aren't in the same boat. I'm just saying Adam Driver is the best example.

Gotan4140 oh sorry

What’s the sauce?

@@MackingCheese99 Ketchup

I saw a theory that guessed it right

@@MackingCheese99 Lukewarm cheese sauce mixed with warm mayo

@@5_sets_of_triangle_pasta Disgusting.

Palpatine has literally become the Palpatine from Force Unleashed, no matter what ending for both games somehow Palpatine wins.

The wacky Tube my atoms got put back together

Darth Skeletroll I think this franchise could be redeemed if this was the plot of the next movie.

"It was a clone"

more years after..... new random jedi character : what emperor sidious is alive!??? i heard many evil stories about you! Palpatine out of knowhere with no foreshadowing or backstories: no.....HE was dead, HE cloned himself after they successful cloning snoke multiple times to create me palpatine II,younger,stronger plus no scrotum face anymore and still have UNLIMITED POWER, ......by the way have you heard darth plagueis the wise? SW fans : (sigh...) oh shit here we go again........

"The crew" of two people. Sure.

See here’s the thing. Wookies don’t view items like medals and such as something they want. In their lore, they explain that they build a status on what they do and anything like medals or awards are viewed useless. Hence why during the new hope, he was just glad to stand next to his friends after taking down the empire.

There's no comparison between KotOR and KotOR II, and these movies. The games actually had coherent plot and we'll fleshed out characters, the movies had nothing.

@@Lekiamh The comparison is that the movies are bad :v

i hate ice age baby

awesomeposeidon84 I want to kick him in his stupid baby teeth

Well yes, but actually no

'palpatine, tell me how you lived' The dark side is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be U N N A T U R A L

heh lol. well sadly most movies these days got the same logic

Also Sheev: dies “permanently” to his own lightning as a ROTS reference, despite the fact that he intentionally disfigured himself with Sith Lightning in that movie in order to manipulate the Senate into electing him Emperor and he has no reason to do something similar in this movie

Just to point out, empty space has a temperature of approximately 2.73 K (the current temperature of the CMB). Also Leia does the same exact the thing and then dies of sadness.

@@jamesmckeown8610 true. also the temperature was most likely more like 50 k cause death star explosion

@@SempfgurkeXP yeah and also it would be higher because it’s a “long time ago” so the CMB wouldn’t have cooled as much

It must have just been a fan theory but I will forever believe that Palpatine stole Padmé's life force and gave it to Anakin in order to prevent Anakin from dying. The midwife droid would have just been like 'huh she really do be losing the will to live right in front of me'. I refuse to believe anything else

nah he just won the gulag

bringing back a character who was vapourized in a giant reactor thing that was then completely obliterated in an explosion is the single stupidest thing I've ever seen in cinema. I feel like I'm gonna have an aneurysm trying to wrap my head around how fucking retarded it is.

@@NGRevenant But at the same time I understand why JJ dose it... he was in need for a villain. But Johnson killed Snoke. I'm sure Snoke was suposed to fill the role of the emperor. So JJ needed a villain that we know. He had no time to develop a completly new antagonist that is good. So he decided to bring back a charakter we already know. That was not the best idea but after the shitshow that The Last Jedi was... he was willing to undo everything Johnson did. The biggest problem with the sequels was: They had no vision. No story they want to tell. They made 3 films to grab cash without a plan.

How about J.J actuality thinks? Cause honesty Rey could've been both a Palpatine and Kenobi, SHE CAN BE BOTH, FATHER IS SHEEV'S SON, HER MOM,, A KENOBI, ALSO, IT WOULD'VE BEEN NICE IF YOU TOOK LUCAS' PLAN Anyways sorry about the caps. Okay anyways we need timeskips between the movies. Replace Poe with Ben, Have Rey, maybe better named, and add Ben's sister. Add whatever you want, keep the good acting in TFA, Rewrite everything

Nah. He got wished back to life by the Dragon Balls. I mean it worked for Frieza.

Aspect Dank same energy as “we are pirates! We don’t even know what that means!” -Hondo

D. E. A. -

Left Alone 64 No, no, look I was kidding..

DEAD YOU ARE

@@becky1739 Yoda. You old old sponge YOU LOOK TERRIBLE

Remember, Sarah is no longer a hero. In the last Terminator movie, she was told that merely carrying a male baby didn't make her a hero. Only the glorious lesbian illegal is a hero along with the lesbian Terminator.

Let's not forget to thank Jennifer Lawrence, whose role as Katniss Everdeen was the first female lead in an action film, for paving the way for them.

@@fjccommish I seem to remember Sarah being the one to say that, and uhm… when exactly was it established that those characters were lesbians? Unless you’re doing a little homophobia here!

@@thepsycheduck Right. The producers had Sarah thrown away because she just carried a rotten male...never mind all her heroism. The common WOKE tactic is to call people who question it some kind of phobic, ist, or ism.

@@fjccommish lmfao

@@Sleepycatdesigns Disney Canon doesn't even count, it's up to the fans to decide what's Canon and what isn't. Fuck what they money says, fuck what the media says. They failed us, they're stories don't exist in the hearts of true star wars fans.

You just made my fucking day

Dave Filoni the guy behind The Clone Wars tv show has stated Plo Koon is his favorite Jedi. And given the upcoming Season 7 will intersect with Episode III there’s a real chance of this being made canon

Tymetrain Fuck you and fuck Disney

Its ok if you like it, its garbage tho, they try to create something"new" redoing everything they had, no cohesion of the entire 9 movies, no caharacter development, and a lot of unnecesary marketing strategy

Perfect summation of her character

The dark side of the forces leads to many abilities some consider unnatural

Perfect attire for any woman on her period

But her halo fell off, at least.

@@hogrider6214 Hell if the dark side of the force is gonna spare me from doing laundry then sign me up right now

It's always a good sign when fan theories have to resort to brain damage as an explanation for the plot.

​@@swagromancerit's about as good as the Sherlock theory Season 04 is bad on purpose because it's supposed to be a dream or some shit.

No, Rasputin doing that would be perfectly fine. But Palpatine is no Rasputin

Well, I mean, he didn’t escape *that* one, but the point makes sense

@@Mr_Fish10 have you _seen_ Anastasia? Maaaybe he’s chad material.

Rasputin would've been more believable

Fantasy stories often return to primary antagonists. If they wanted to get back to Palpatine as the Endboss of this trilogy, even though that's not what I would have liked to have seen them do, that's actually fine provided that they do it in a way that makes sense and serves the new story and characters. But it's disrespectful to the notion of yadda yadda-ing things to say that they yadda yadda'd Palpatine's return, and *that's* why it sucks so hard. But, they got shook after TLJ backlash and said, "Okay, let's see how many of these movies we can make using the same 10 ingredients."

It just gets better and better the more you analyze this travesty of a film.

And the parents hit the bar soon after, drinking themselves to death on an infinite amount of IPAs. SO KYLO REN WAS RIGHT ALL ALONGGGGGGG

Peak ancap.

LoLacaust How do we even know that this was the truth ? I imagine when Ben Solo was acting as Kylo Ren, he spoke half- truths to her, in order to get her to join with him to rule the galaxy. Her parents are probably buried in paupers’ graves on Jakku, but they probably didn’t sell her for drinking money. Although it appears in young Rey’s memory, as complete abandonment, they sacrificed their lives in order to protect her.

Vincent Martucci How do we even know this to be true ?

Also, you get a sub just for the length...holy shit. I love the depth some of y'all go too fr. Just awe inspiring sometimes damn

I dont think that undermined it Anakin as a human was ultimately the domino that brought balance. I mean at first he destroyed an overly rigid order that grew more and more corrupt focussing more on the senate than the will of the force. Then he begot two children who would lead a rebellion that toppled another corrupt institution that bent the will of the force to its desires. Then finally his grandson toppled another order that fell into the same mistakes as did the old order, which i found a nice touch luke was still very much in the line of the old jedi order being trained by obiwan and yoda paragons of this old age, and not reformers like ahsoka, kannan jarrus or if you wanna go back further dooku and quigon. Then finally came the diad which in the end did bring ultimate balance but anakin ultimately was the cause of that diad.

@@yeetlad926 but I mean palpatine came back for what? That literally just subsided that entire plot where he died! Which makes no sense. yes they bright balance to the force. But you completely threw that away with the fact you revived big daddy palpi

@@Dillman2001 Well to me its that anakin crippled palpatine, delayed him for some 40 years and layed his life down so that balance may occur and give everyone breathing room. And i mean same happened with bail and alderan really he died so the rebels had time to organize and destroy the deathstar.

@@yeetlad926 but then why bring back palpatine when he was the reason Anakin was brought back? He did die, but so should've palpi

Don't disrespect marey suewalker please.

@@brotbrotsen1100 Wouldn't it have made more sense to name it Rise of Palpatine and have her reclaim her surname, giving it a double meaning?

She did that because of her teachers Luke and Leia.

@@Spartman9 Yeah but Luke didn't called himself "kenobi" afterwards either.

​@@Spartman9 Yeah. I took a pottery class for a week last year and I'm naming my kid after my teacher. That's normal, right?

lmao mans spitting facts

It's good because of the "new canon" made Kylo and Rey 2nd Cousins. Since they had to make Anakin, O' Palp's kid too. EWW

@@ExeErdna "New canon" is BS. I'm pissed because they knocked off the last skywalker like it was nothing.

I hate Reylo

Reylos attack both actor and actress of Kylo and Rey after the movie getting mad at them not getting the weird ass ending they wanted and even getting mad at them not getting together irl for some weird reason. They then when one to attack their families on social media. Ok Idk about Rey's actor for I know for sure they did it to Kylos actor. These people are demented crazy people. I mean you'd have to be to want to people to come together when one of the literally MURDERED his own father in front of the other and to add to it the father was also their father figure too.