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*calls the entire police force to one store* “What chips should I get?”

“You were speeding” “No i feel normal” “Whats going on with his heart?” “His heart is going to 150” *tries to charge him speeding*

2:53 “Intense drama happening” *I like carrots*

7:14 the most friendly officer in the world

"your a good guy" **goes to jail**

2:56 “*starts to cry”

sebee: size *doesnt* matter *literally two seconds ago* sebee: we need *big* gun

You're sitting on your couch in front of a fire, your dog sitting next to you. It's snowing outside, and your home with your little brother, since your parents have gone out of town to buy your little brother and you Christmas presents. Your little brother is up in his room, probably watching cartoons on his TV. You're watching KZfaq videos and texting your friends, when all of a sudden you get a text message. It reads "Sprite cranberry", and it's by an unknown caller. You decide to simply shrug it off, and go back to watching KZfaq videos. After about another 10 minutes of nothing happening, your brother comes downstairs and asks you "can I sit down here with you?". You answer "sure, but try not to sit on the dog". He sits down, careful not to sit on the dog. "do you know when mom and dad are gonna be back?" your little brother asks with a frown. "I'm sure they'll be back soon enough. Hey, could you get some wood from out back for the fire? It's dying down" your brother gets a scared expression on his face, and says "I don't wanna! It's dark!" "well, you can bring the dog with you" you respond, rubbing the dogs stomach. "OK, but I want you to watch me from here, too!" you smile, and say "alright. Go before the fire burns out" He stands up and walks towards the door, bringing the dog with him. As soon as he opens the back door, you can feel the freezing cold air rush through the house. You watch as he walks a little to the left to get the wood, when he bends over to get it, you see a figure in the woods, a dark figure in the outline of a person. You are frightened at first, but decide to brush it off as your eyes playing tricks on you. You then get another text from an unknown number that says "I'm near". You start to think "what if it's just one of my friends playing a trick on me? Yeah, that's it. That has to be it." your little brother returns to the living room, and puts the wood into the fire. After 10 minutes of you both sitting and talking about your Christmas wishes, you get another text from the unknown number, this time saying "YOU WANNA SPRITE CRANBERRY?". Now you've definitely decided that it was your friend playing a trick on you. All of the sudden you hear a knock at your door, and somebody saying "YOU WANNA SPRITE CRANBERRY?". At this point, you decide to look through the peep hole, as there is another knock and shouting of "YOU WANNA SPRITE CRANBERRY?". You see a big shadowy figure, standing there. You whisper to your little brother "hide in the closet at the end of the hall! And take the dog!". He smiles and says "stop trying to prank me". You give him the most serious stare, and he sneaks to the closet. Another loud banging can be heard, an another, louder, "WANNA SPRITE CRANBERRY?". You sneak to the closet, and hide beside your brother. You hear the sound of the door falling down and slamming into the floor, and a very loud "WANNA SPRITE CRANBERRY?". You shush your brother, and then listen. You hear footsteps go into the living room and again shout "WANNA SPRITE CRANBERRY?". Your brother is visibly scared, but you try to tell him that everything is ok, when you see the closet door open, and the figure is now a visible person. "LEBRON JAMES?" your brother shouts. "WANNA SPRITE CRANBERRY?". You punch Lebron James back, and shout "YOU AND THE DOG GO OUT THE BACK DOOR! HURRY! GO!". You see your little brother run out the backdoor with the dog in his hands, and he turns back to you. "DONT LOOK BACK!" you say. He runs out the door, and you look back at lebron James. He's holding a Sprite cranberry, looking at you with a devilish smile "WANNA SPRITE CRANBERRY?". Your life flashes before your eyes. Mr. Jackel, the old man across the street is reading a newspaper, with your family around him, everybody there holding back tears, your little brother and the dog sitting there, holding back tears, as Mr. Jackel reads "a body found in a household, detectives claim 'no visible cut marks or open tears in the skin, yet, somehow, all the blood was replaced with sprite cranberry'". After viewing all of this from a movie theater looking place, you look over, and lebron James hands you a 2 Sprite cranberrys, you drink 1, and then he looks at the other and says "Wanna Sprite cranberry?". You respond "wanna Sprite cranberry?" and you head out to a house with one person home alone, because you wouldn't want to make the same mistake lebron James did.

4:38 I like how they both looked around for the chips, they are amazing role players

"size doesnt matter" That's what *he* said.

Sebee: (speeds past police) Police car: (gets hit and lags behind) Also police car: (speed lags into river)

Officer Friknob: "I now need big gun." Also Officer Friknob: *Gets a pistol* "Size doesn't matter."

imagine getting an emergency call and bringing the swat team to the location just to buy some dude chips at a 7/11

I’m surprised he didn’t get falsely banned as soon as he joined the police team.

sebee is the type of person who would ruin a good roleplay but in the funny way

Sebee: You are speeding Anton: Im normal Sebee: Stop speeding or i will use my gun

Nobody gonna talk about how those cops are PERFECTLY in sync? 4:37

6:58 cheers to the jewelry shop worker

I love how sebee called all units just for BAGS OF CHIPS!!! LOL

4:38 THE FACT THAT THEY WERE IN SINC WAS THE FUNNIEST BIT LMAO

"Gimme the chips" "What kind of chips" "C H I P S"

3:48 Sebee: *calls small Fire engine a noob* Big ladder: what did you just say to my teammate?

4:26 friknob: this is important squad: were heading your way Everyone: Disappointed

Officer Friknob really needs a raise

This guy has alot of experiences to share

Sebee: *pulls out a small gun* Big guns in locker: hello darkness my old friend.

4:34 I think Pringles salt and vinegar is the answer. Also your videos are hilarious keep up the good work!

7:09 i just love this voice

"I take it you're special needs" "Buy them all"🤣🤣

3:46 Every police department in the world should do this

Friknob: I’m clean now thank you The fire fighter: *sprays water violently*

Random Deputy: You’re the worst cop I’ve ever seen in this game Me: I smell Cap, stop the capping.

Best police officer ever

2:45 *Top 10 anime misunderstandings*

sebee: size doesnt matter me: get grenade launcher instead of RPG: hmm, i learned a lesson of "Size Doesn't Matter"

sebee: joking around* people: this guy need doctor

Sebee: "I need a big gun" Also Sebee after getting a pistol: "sIzE dOeSn'T mAtTeR"

I will never get bored of sebee’s content.

I laughed so hard at the "wat chips should i get"

4:39 i like how they looked left and right in sync

I like how he's another version of Ruben Sim

LOL THE PART OF HIM SAYING 'im clean' ITS TOO MUCH FUNNY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

This made me burst out of laughter XD the clip what chips should i get? Made me die of laughter this video made my day

sebee: size doesn't matter us: 😳

1:01 ah yes, that *number*

Each time a gun goes off the subtitles say "[Applause]"

Calls the entire swat and police unit to the store What chips do I get? Me: XD

6:39 I can't stop laughing

"What necklace do I get, I will buy chips later. " "I take it you're special needs. "

police officer: turn your headlights on Sebee: no

When someone is hurt: Sebee: i will help! (Gun shots)

So guys, what chips do you guys personally prefer? I’m curious

7:18 Australia in January in a nutshell

i cant stop laughing at this part 🤣🤣 07:08 the way the guy's avatar looks as well LOOL

*calls the whole police an almost the army *what kinda chips* The other cops:brother this guy stinks!

Wait.... Cheetos? *gets flashbacks form red Cheeto puff hair nob*

4:38 My favorite part i cant stop laughing-

I have police encoded into my DNA(am subbed) and what you did is pretty much what every free-to-play cop in this game does.

*calls in goverment* *goverment arrives* Goverment:whats the problem YOU:what roblox game should i play

4:57 damn bro, you got the whole squad laughing

"just pee on it" -Sun Tzu, the art of war

Sebee: Calls every single unit. Units: What's the problem? Sebee: What bag of chips should i get. Recap

0:57 intense moment also caption officer free what bro what you talking about.

Friknob: calles cops to get some chips The cops: OMG, waste of time, ugh. That one cop: chetos, so chezy

I liked when he needed back up to get chips and jewelry 😂😂

3:33 that car went flying that got me dying lol

“Size doesn’t matter” THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

"You are speeding" AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA I'M DYING JHSAJHSAJHSAHJSAHGSAHSHSHSGHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHASAHASH 2:10

“I take it your special needs” LEGEND

3:35 LOL THAT COP GLITCHED TO THE LAKE

Sebee: what the to the fire Me: BOI ITS FIRE

I died when the guy said chetos so chezy 😂😂

6:47 LMAOOOOOO

I DIED AT *You called units to a jewelry store to help you pick something out you call units to a gas station to help you pick chips you are a big waste of time* LMAOOOOO

Imagine calling the cops and he shows up asking what chips he should buy

Police Officer: "Your a good guy" Police Officer: So anyway.. I sent him to jail

Sebee: Give me one example of something bad i did Be_Readyyy: **Inhales**

4:36 the cops do be like: bruh you are fired you called emergency but you said what bag of chips should I get

4:38 THEY EVEN SYNCED 😭😭😭😭😭💀💀

i love the part you called backup for buying jewelry and chips lol

I’ve been feeling kinda down but am happy to watch this

1:03 .....Tank fish:Alright 6969 Someone:Of ******* course Seebee:

7:06 i died of laughter 😂 Police man:f Other man:omg

4:30 LOL

7:30 "Just pee on it"

Sebee: I now need big gun 1 second later Sebee: Size doesnt matter

5:33 my favoite part

“ I’m clean now, thank you.” *continues to spray water in sebee’s face.*

Such a good officer, helping women in need before they even ask!

"What if I get myself arrested"l (1 hour later) "Sir... You punched a baby" "In my defense he was looking at me weird"

seebee, I finally get a good laugh, I haven't gotten a good one in a while, thank you.

1:27 "that's what she said"

the chips got me imagine just an irl cop saying I NEED BACKUP AT A STORE WHAT CHIPS DO I CHOOSE

Me, a Liberty County veteran: EVERYTHING.. IS WRONG! great vid btw

Friknob (Sebee): Officer Friknob. Also Friknob every Video (Sebee): disaster.

3:33 I never stopped laughing 😝

That thumbnail is a picture of Police Officers who served for years. I salute them!

The way you spun kicked that Lamborghini looking police car was pro

Best police office LoL 🤣🤣🤣 Sebee: am pro Me: ok