I thought it had to do with the Bluebeard fairytale by the description of a vault full of dead wives and the new wife being given the key to it 😂
@mercycunningham28135 ай бұрын
😂 I was like, wait, I know that guy. That's Bluebeard. He is more of a marinara sauce jar full of redflags guy. Aaaanywaaay you were not supposed to look so he'll kill you cause you broke his trust.
@chewiecheshire79735 ай бұрын
I was just about to ask if fantasy has ever heard of Bluebeard or Fitcher's Bird.
@anvime7395 ай бұрын
My grandma used to tell me Bluebeards tale as a young girl. I will never understand why she tought that it was a appropriate tale for a small child xD
@xaviersmith51545 ай бұрын
Omg how'd I know it was based off of blue beard.
@alirak92615 ай бұрын
In the true fantasy genre, it would be a joke on him, bc she's immortal and doesn't know it, since it's a long lost heritage of her family. 💁
@tinysailor5 ай бұрын
This it’s always this.
@anivijudi5 ай бұрын
She probably has to die in some specific way first for the ancient magic gene to awaken though. So she'll be very close to death and he'll be riddled with guilt and refusing to use his magic anymore to spend her last year with her, when it's suddenly cut short when she takes a blow meant for him. She dies in his arms and he's more devastated than ever and refuses to see her dead body once he's put it in the frozen vault. However meanwhile her best friend and probably second ML has been doing research and learns that all she needs is true loves kiss to be revived and immortal forever, but it needs to happen within three days of her death and the clock is ticking even more! I didn't know where I was going when I started this reply XD
@_shadowreader_5 ай бұрын
This video seems way too similar to These hollow vows. At that point the main female character was human (or just turned fairy, don't remember)
@mindoablues5 ай бұрын
@@anivijudi Ok rude.... we need an update to this story :D *grabs blanket and gets cozy to listen
@Iamfoive5555 ай бұрын
@@mindoablues yeah we do
@lucascardoso53905 ай бұрын
"His flags are red but that's my favorite color" is my favorite romance trope
@katherineferguson24615 ай бұрын
Right next to "When your wear rose colored glasses, red flags just look like flags."
@lucascardoso53905 ай бұрын
@@katherineferguson2461 And near the "I give every guy i date a 3 red flag rule. The rule is if i find three or more red flags then i become colorblind for the remainder of our toxic relationship" and "Call me Bob because i can fix him"
@fantasyshadows32075 ай бұрын
Walking red flag but red is a lucky color
@Daelyah5 ай бұрын
@@katherineferguson2461"What flags?"
@cmm55425 ай бұрын
Red is just a state of mind really . . .
@IsyAweigh5 ай бұрын
I love how Historical and Paranormal switched their trope responses: "As one does" and "I understand" 😂
@cmm55425 ай бұрын
Yes, I've noticed Historical moving away from Victorian towards Medieval morality (grey) lately! 😂
@Habideers5 ай бұрын
Lol not the historical romance accepting quickly after hearing the description of the man 😂
@Nanashi-d9e5 ай бұрын
I was expecting the Paranormal but it just made it even better
@swearimnotarobot37465 ай бұрын
Morally grey is better than morally black…
@DeathnoteBB5 ай бұрын
Fantasy and Historical get along so well 😂
@jamesnoneyabizness56115 ай бұрын
@@DeathnoteBB Not that surprising, as most Fantasy Romance is just Historical Romance juiced with a bit of magical wammy (and maybe some Fae... and a sprinkle of Alternate History here and there).
@drewjay89405 ай бұрын
I LOVE the dynamic between Fantasy and Historical
@lexiemuncy45145 ай бұрын
"AND HE GAVE ME THE KEY! 😊" 🤣🤣🤣
@theiceplazmafoxy36373 ай бұрын
THE PURE JOY IN THAT LINE IS SENDING ME 🤣🤣🫠
@ultimatebishoujo2928 күн бұрын
@@theiceplazmafoxy3637lol same
@katedustinrzonca99925 ай бұрын
Just so long as there aren't special visits to the vault and his exes gave informed consent. Sometimes the quest for Vitamin D gets perilous.🤷
@coltonweakley60305 ай бұрын
"The quest for vitamin D" 😂😂😂😂
@firebirdchild9755 ай бұрын
Oh boy imagine the storyline being that his first ex was his true love and the magic he uses your life force for is summoning back her spirit for the amount of time stolen. Then keeps the corpses because ghost gf is a freak and sees the others as her new wardrobe.
@DeathnoteBB5 ай бұрын
I don’t know if anyone can give informed consent about that. But then it is fantasy, so maybe it’s different in their realm
@brentmartin68335 ай бұрын
If he doesn't tell them *before* the marriage, he doesn't get to draw the power. The spells are quite proper. It would be a kicker if they find another power couple but they mention that with a divorce the non-magic user gets all their days back, however it's still a gamble since you don't know how many days you have left.
@wastedinspiration5 ай бұрын
Vitamin D, holy cow, I'm dying here!
@AB-zr8pu5 ай бұрын
I'm with contemporary. Flashing neon red. Informed consent and body made for sin aside, it's time to find another magic fuel for him. Nice that he is upfront and gave her the key to the vault though.
@Bllue5 ай бұрын
That's why it's yellow and not red. Fantasy is ok with it atm 😂
@katelyntaylor73844 ай бұрын
Depends. How many days are there of Fantasy's life? Like, if she's immortal, then they're a match made in, well, not Heaven but somewhere. That being said, China doesn't have this many red flags
@ianesgrecia8568Ай бұрын
@@katelyntaylor7384 BUt you don't understand! He is tall and hot! how can she refuse???
@Midoriventure17 күн бұрын
@@katelyntaylor7384 There's actually a book on that premise 😂 It's called The Undying King by Grace Draven (who writes AMAZING fantasy books) and the romance is between he who cannot die and she whose touch is death. They balance each other nicely, don't you think?
@keepperspective5 ай бұрын
The minute Paranormal steps closer to you instead of the relaxed lean, you know it’s going down!
@dianaprobst31575 ай бұрын
Paranormal's gonna get the shovel, and Contemporary will hold her coat. #lol
@cmm55425 ай бұрын
And Historical will say , 'Let us not be TOO hasty . . .' and lock everybody in!
@shelfwhisperer5 ай бұрын
I swear fantasy is so unhinged 😂 dude is a giant red curtain and fantasy is like a minor yellow flag 🤦♀️
@gravetiger93333 ай бұрын
He's a 6'2, super hawt, morally grey fae dude. What more do you want???
@taylorjade69182 ай бұрын
YES, this!!! 😂
@wastedinspiration5 ай бұрын
... If my friend told me this I'd say "run", if I read it on the back of a book cover: "gimme more!"
@Dragonmoon85265 ай бұрын
All red flags are invisible with rose colored glasses.
@wordzmyth5 ай бұрын
This is good!
@Dragonmoon85265 ай бұрын
@wordzmyth Thanks. I stole it. But it's one of those pearls of wisdom that has stuck with me.
@brentmartin68335 ай бұрын
Rose colored glasses? Mine are Emerald green... uh-oh... The protagonist has just finally figured out they're red/green. colorblind
@RanaKhan-tx4wh4 ай бұрын
🔱🇧🇩🔥🗼🇲🇬🎤🔱👒⛲⛩️💈🔰
@notesmaker2045 ай бұрын
Going to the gym to build myself "a body made for sin".
@dianaprobst31575 ай бұрын
Go to the lab, it's faster.
@notesmaker2045 ай бұрын
@@dianaprobst3157 but trust me, gym is cheaper than a lab. Slow and steady wins the race.
@erinbathie-moore84785 ай бұрын
@notesmaker204 Good for you man!
@koenven70122 ай бұрын
@@notesmaker204 if you 'build' a body made for sin like Frankenstein, it might be cheaper.
@papierowyszczur923419 күн бұрын
me, knowing that gluttony is also a sin: :)
@TurquoiseInkАй бұрын
Madam, that is an entire parade of red flags. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
@Famously55185 ай бұрын
Fantasy Romance MC needs to get outta there!!! YOU MARRIED BLUEBEARD!!
@Dragonmoon85265 ай бұрын
I remembered the story, but not the villain. Thanks.
@surtiroliver4375 ай бұрын
One of my favourite stories ❤
@LesbianIdiot-uc3fi5 ай бұрын
Yes he is a big blue flag
@DeathnoteBB5 ай бұрын
Don’t worry, he does let her in the mysterious room with all the dead bodies. Maybe he’s Bluebeard’s cousin
@krutipie65505 ай бұрын
I just love you for that reference
@Nemuru05 ай бұрын
And they all look exactly like fantasy romance MC? +10 creepiness 😅
@Bllue5 ай бұрын
Look you can't blame someone for having a type.😂
@benjaminstilesАй бұрын
Honey, the morally grey was implied earlier
@itzskye7074Ай бұрын
Morally black atp 😭
@trashraccoon26355 ай бұрын
i swear fantasy romance has the wildest stories ever. but girl dump that guy you deserve better than being turned into a magical battery.
@lifeiscool1026 күн бұрын
Magical battery lol 😂
@WryAun5 ай бұрын
Thought about Fae way too much to not immediately panic at "gave" me the key. "In exchange for what!?" Screams my mind, they dont give gifts! Also surely not THE key, a vsylt like thdt would be too important to give you the jdy if there was only one. And moreover if there was only one triple panic about the cost!
@ypp0p5 ай бұрын
Yeah but this is fantasy romance fae which is code for normal hot dude with pointy ears and magic powers
@livewellwitheds68855 ай бұрын
"body made for sin" is an amazing phrase 😂❤
@pensivecircles5 ай бұрын
" He keeps them frozen in a locked vault" I ALMOST SPAT MY TEA 😭
@astrid-fpАй бұрын
“did i mention he’s 6’2 and morally grey?” “i understand.” i don’t??
@roxyortiz8819Ай бұрын
Who’s we?! 😂
@claracatlady98445 ай бұрын
Historical romance is like: “meh my life expectancy is low anyway so might as well have some fun and sin.”
@Grey_Shard5 ай бұрын
A straightforward fae? You have a rare one there.
@marisophi.015 күн бұрын
He's a keeper in her book 😂
@deehalm5240Ай бұрын
That’s a yellow flag ? What’s a red one to her ?😂😂
@TurquoiseInkАй бұрын
IKR?
@Notrealartist101Ай бұрын
Not playing with the dog
@roxyortiz8819Ай бұрын
Attempted murder? On her? Idk 😂
@lifeiscool1026 күн бұрын
The red flag may be that a whole country died cuz of him but I am pretty sure she would have excuses lined up to defend him from that too.
@The_King_of_Chefs5 ай бұрын
MA'AM, THAT IS A LITCH.
@M-m5855 ай бұрын
The fae lord giving fantasy the key to the vault felt to me like he is saying you're next
@pvp60775 ай бұрын
Now, trick him into promising you his love, his life, and all of **his** days 💍😌💕
@IlseMulAuthor5 ай бұрын
I wholeheartedly agree with Miss Contemporary romance about the flashing neon red. But..... I do understand Miss Historical Romance 😂😂😂 I really like how you did this! Keep it coming!
@twixby_52945 ай бұрын
Girlie... that yellow flag is turning more and more orange.
@Spark_Chaser5 ай бұрын
I'm with Modern and Paranormal on this. Big Flashing Neon Red Flag!
@citra18855 ай бұрын
The “And he gave me the key:D!” is so pure for talking about something supposedly so morbid😅
@ishaashetty27895 ай бұрын
Yellow is the new red apparently 😂
@lyamainu5 ай бұрын
Pretty sure Fantasy Romance is color-blind at this point. 😅
@phantasosxgames84883 ай бұрын
nah , it's literally the story of Bluebeard. She just turned him into a hot elf.
@Is_me_I_am_here5 ай бұрын
Authors named Sarah are gonna be the death of me
@SkySong61615 ай бұрын
The excited squeal over the key ended me.
@victoriascotthome94485 ай бұрын
Still got those red flags that you now wave proudly! You go girlie!
@kenshidinyas5 ай бұрын
If this is a 'minor yellow flag' for the Fantasy Romance genre, what would they consider a red flag?
@cmm55425 ай бұрын
Kicking the dog. And then lying about it (lying is a big no-no for fae. Misdirection is okay though.)
@Yzabell0M5 ай бұрын
The fridge one baffles me. As you said, no space for leftovers. Also, most produce should be stored out of the fridge or inside the produce drawer…
@user-xo6xs2qz2k4 ай бұрын
“Six Ft 2, morally grey, with a body made for sin” randomly decides to describe The Darkling
@MissDazai5 ай бұрын
Quite understandable maam
@Nachtowl5 ай бұрын
I love the Fleur de List necklace.
@jhjh4775 ай бұрын
I would watch TV show, read a book series and go to cinema for a picture about those.
@lazypanda60235 ай бұрын
I NEED A BOOK WITH PR IN IT. I LOVE HER SM
@alexjackson6317Ай бұрын
I want a friendship like historical and fantasy
@garettjohnson69785 ай бұрын
"E di wut?" 🤣 I love this woman's content so much!
@mahganwilson35435 ай бұрын
Contemporary "flashing bright red flag" 🤣
@scn_thedog5 ай бұрын
i swear the main characters in romance books sometimes wanna make me throw up diamonds
@strawberryutopia5 ай бұрын
I lost it immediately at “minor yellow flag” 😂
@AnnderdollАй бұрын
"...with a body made for sin." Lmao
@Nizuuii5 ай бұрын
I love the different accents.
@aisha64935 ай бұрын
He iz very straightforward. I admire zat in a man 😂😂😂
@beinghappy1015 ай бұрын
I enjoy your skits so much!! 😄😄 I'm so glad I found your channel!!
@APink1764 ай бұрын
“A body made for sin.” I’ll have to remember that line! Lol😂❤
@rigure5 ай бұрын
I was like "awh, that means he's a good partner if they all stayed with him until they died of old age. How sweet!" I spoke too soon, I spoke way too soon.
@ultramarinetoo5 ай бұрын
We NEED a book with these conversations! And all the low down on the vampire...
@Ice_Belle5 ай бұрын
I'd stay with him too tbh
@Phatocatto4 ай бұрын
"Understandable. Have a good day."
@shambhavisingh90872 ай бұрын
That "I understand "😂😂😂
@leahmcpherson75602 ай бұрын
"...body made for sin". I'm going to use that!
@msbroomstick15 ай бұрын
Blue beard! I used to love that tale, still do actually. I only have one pet peeve, in the last frames I just wish the word romance would flicker just a bit.
@sardonisms9 күн бұрын
You got me back into reading, helped me get into reading audiobooks, and even helped inspire me to start putting up my own thoughts on books on KZfaq. I live kinda far from BookNetFest so I hope you can believe me from this comment.
@Dragonhunter18053 ай бұрын
I love that fantasy has started referring to her love interests as 'conquests' 😅
@NiamhConway_16_Panda5 ай бұрын
Haha the way history’s a whole mood at the end with that one
@MadsCorcoran13 күн бұрын
“FLASHING NEON RED” took me out😂🤣🤣🤚🏻
@firemaiden0295 ай бұрын
I knew that would be the description of the ML 😂 We're color blind to red
@constell62145 ай бұрын
So two things One, Fantasy is colorblind Two, that red flag is big enough to be a blanket
@helenread44622 ай бұрын
I love how the paranormal romance character looks like Dean Winchester but sounds like Bobby thats awesome
@kitjohnson27674 ай бұрын
I love that Fantasy Romance has a French accent. It kinda fits.
@LeoTheRepairBoiАй бұрын
* Flag combusts into flames *😂
@Bareerah-rh5ns2 ай бұрын
her excitment when she said "He gave me the key!" was so hilarious.
@lelulolu5 ай бұрын
I understand
@indecisive_pigeon5 ай бұрын
As someone who not only is born and raised n the south but also loves paranormal romance (especially vampires) I really appreciate the southern accent and impression. 😆
@Monster_NopeNope2 ай бұрын
"latest fae lord conquest" suggests this has happened more than once
@nula004326 күн бұрын
"As one does" 😂 I died...absolutely 😂
@lulolie5 ай бұрын
Contemporary Romance: WELL I DON'T!
@bregenoranthoran182027 күн бұрын
I recognized this story from an old collection of storybooks I had access to as a child. That was a weird bout of nostalgia
@magamen24335 ай бұрын
After the first part I thought this was like a Bluebeard adaptation with a twist
@itsrollintimeАй бұрын
That story traumatized me as a kid
@a-garden-of-worlds5 ай бұрын
My ace ass could never, lol
@TheOtakuKat5 ай бұрын
The "rule of 6" strikes again. 🤣
@shannoncrane41315 ай бұрын
Oh, I read that series too 😂😂
@Nekosierra5 ай бұрын
Ma'am... his sign is a stop sign! LEAVE HIM!
@kotaleartist2 ай бұрын
i like how before i even saw the pinned comment my fairy tale living self was like “this is bluebeard. your husband is bluebeard.”
@nimeano12235 ай бұрын
Oh to be HOT Bluebeard's wife, what a dream come true T-T
@HaveSomePlaid4 ай бұрын
Fantasy and paranormal are my type of unhinged.
@Scully81813 күн бұрын
I was expecting one of your characters to say does he know your immortal and your UNHINGED FR character would just 😈😈😈 she’s chaos and I love her
@GarethOfByzantium5 ай бұрын
Now a fae lord has to meet John and Alistair!
@cmm55425 ай бұрын
EXACTLY!
@craftingwithviv99095 ай бұрын
When she said he gave her the key I immediately said, “(gasp) He gave her the key to his heart!”
@juicy35455 ай бұрын
Fantasy is so unhinged, and historica is right behind her.
@fayekalantzis4523Ай бұрын
to be rescued by someone who isn't blind to your predicament
@frankjonesthenerd68415 ай бұрын
Girl casually turned into Dean Winchester - HOW
@Moon_light99903 ай бұрын
Please bring back this series i miss it ❤
@dipsih37314 ай бұрын
Me at start : Minor?? Middle : yellow!?! End : RED.. RED.. RED...
@Callum_EXE4 ай бұрын
I’m concerned about how happy fantasy was that she got given the key
@Theothevaultscribe5 ай бұрын
Yellow? That flag is so red it glows in the dark 💀
@jennabreland52615 ай бұрын
Wow the covers are BEAUTIFUL
@inexistentexistence99415 ай бұрын
“Did I mentioned that he is 6’2” and morally grey with a body made for sin?” Confirm that he has long hair and I’m sold
@s1yfox145 ай бұрын
The way that the key to a room with dead exes reminded me of the Blackbeard fairytale which I read maybe once or twice as a child and haven’t thought about in what is at least 8 years… this video just randomly unlocked a memory deja vu style, while it has nothing to do with the plot I thank you for triggering this odd revelation.