A roomba that detects people's feet, and activates a taser attached to the top of it, and starts going full speed towards the person.

"Did you just compare yourself to Steve Jobs?" "Nonono... More like Jesus." Never change.

I need a masochistic roomba that yells out in extreme, unbridled ecstasy whenever it so much as grazes a parallel surface

I’d love to just be walking around the house, and I hear in the other room “Why was I created this way.” I legitimately would want to have one.

"My roomba is dummy thicc and the clap of its ass keeps it from moving stealthily." That's a brand new sentence for sure

a chair that moves away when it detects you're trying to sit down

Guy: Proposes an idea to move the roomba upstairs Michael: “Have you thought about 2 Roombas?”

“Have you thought about two roombas” this just shows how intelligent Michael is compared to the ordinary man

It’s 3 am and all you hear is: FUUUUUUUUUCK

Imagine a Roomba that yells in Gordon Ramsay's voice

I’ve watched this too many times and I’m still laughing at it

don't give a shit if this videos 3 years old, it's still one of the best ideas ever, the scene round the table where everyones trying desperetly to keep a straight face had me in stitches, not only a great video, but a great product

“14 year old arrested for bringing a bomb into Target”

"My Roomba dummy thicc and the clap of it's asscheecks keeps it from moving stealthily" I think I broke my lung

The roomba switches from an anime girl to a grown man in record time and i love it

“One day, I hope to be even half the innovator Michael Reeves is.” - Steve Jobs

He trapped a girl in a Roomba and let her out once she agreed to being his grilfriend

I think it’s awesome that he met his future girlfriend by having her voice a roomba.

having Maxmoefoe for the voice lines was perfect, he's a massive legend

Somewhere in this world (michaels hd) exists high quality sound clips... of Ian screaming. It's a crime against humanity it has not been shared for us to use as phone alarms.

A toilet that says "MMMmmmmMmmmphhh" when you use it

Great robot, now build a screaming roomba

Lily has the perfect scream

Lady at the desk thinking "am I experiencing third impact" lmfao

"I'M A ROOMBA! FUUUUUCK!" I died laughing at that point

"Now on the kid friendly mode." *Violent screaming* "Screams are kid friendly."

I appreciate that Chelsea not only had to yell at William but also Michael. Will of the warrior

It’s so funny hearing Lily do that voice because there’s a KZfaqr who uses her voice for a wholesome character that goes on adventures with the main character.

6:21 “My Roomba’s dummy thicc and the clap of it’s ass keeps it from moving stealthily”

Me: sleeping peacefully Roomba: *RUNS INTO THE WALL* Also roomba: AHHHHHH WHY WAS I CREATED THIS WAY

*Robotnox is the cheapest and best on the market damn why is this not mentioned*

I just found this channel, and honestly, I love the idea of a screaming Roomba. Also, I'd love for it to scream like GrayStillPlays. This pure, soul-crushing agony when he just barely fails a level for the umpteenth time would be amazing.

Need to make a Canadian one. When it bumps into things its just "oops" "sorry" "pardon me" "just gonna sneeeaaaak passed ya"

"Roomba that screams when it bumps into stuff" **Roomba gets hit** **Roomba immediately has existential crisis**

The design is very human

Micheal Reeves is a poor Tony Stark change my mind.

"My Roomba is dumby T H I C C and the clap of its ass is keeping it from moving stealthily." -Michael Reeves

It's funny to think this is the first interaction we get of micheal and Lily on video...I think

"Have you thought about 2 roombas?" That was so politely put, it almost manages to not hurt your ego....almost.

Make a mirror that insults you when you use it and put it in a target.

You should make a Canadian Roomba that says "sorry" anytime it hits something.

I often think this is the best video on the internet

5:17 Sayu swearing

*Michael* : Hits the Roomba *Sykkuno voice* : Umm what can I say , people just don't like me that much

“I hate every single one of you” -Micheal Reeves

You are so gifted. Please don't stop. Ever.

Your videos always cheer me up and help me de-stress. Keep being yourself, your weird videos keep me sane on bad days 💯💯💯💯

Just imagine a thief breaking into this guy home only to hear human blood curling screams.

I can't believe this guy is dating his roomba. What a madlad

I would totally buy this...

3:46 "how likely would you be to adopt this into your household?" "AAAAH GOD FUCKING DAMNIT"

When you become a billionaire from mass production of screaming vacuums.

"What is my purpose?" "You scream when you bump into things" "Oh my god"

I subscribed to your channel and liked this video and after watching it for just 37 seconds... That's how certain I am that I'm going to love this channel...

Man I’d love to see what your up to now man your definitely a genius!

I can just imagine me waking up in the middle of the night to "FUUUUUCK, WHY WAS I CREATD THIS WAY!!"

Micheal: “The world isn’t ready for this Roomba yet...” Every person he asked: “I would 100% buy this for my house.”

I miss content and comedy like this on KZfaq more than anything, this is peak entertainment, I’ve been watching it since the video came out and it truly doesn’t get old

It's not definitely a trash video! I had a FUN watching this. Thank you!

“Screams are kid friendly” Best quote ever

Michael: And this is how I met your mom. kids

My friend hates to admit this to her friends, but this was her favorite Christmas present. kzfaq.infoUgkx8ISPQRRAfpAaX4msGjyodObTBnlj4T5g While I used to do the floors, since she hated doing them, this has changed things in our house. In one easy to use motion it sucks, dampens, cleans and dries the floor with a super clean and walk on a minute later surface. Load up the tank with solution and water to make it ready is about all you have to do. The big tank setting will do our kitchen, dinning room, hallway and entry with no problems.We do a light vacuum or sweep first to get rid of the big stuff, but if you floor isn't that bad, you wouldn't have too. We have kids, dog, neighbor kids, and winter crud, so our floors are usually that bad. It will handle anything, but just gets dirty faster and more hair is why we might get the big stuff. We can do everything from pulling it out to sucking to cleaned up in about 30 minutes, so it makes it quick and easy. Biggest thing is the floors are pretty much dry after you move the vacuum over them. No tracking, waiting, or foot prints everywhere. Cleaning is easy with sink rinse and let it air out a bit to dry. 5 minutes to cleanup and set to dry.I give credit to my sister, as she is a professional clean freak and this is her baby with about 1,000 sft of floor that has to be cleaned. She LOVES this and that is why we now have one. Great buy!

“I am an unholy chimera of metal and suffering, my entire existence is a testament to the cruelty of mankind” Jesus

Mmm, good. Now lets see a vacuum that makes choking sounds

i ended up looking this video up years later to resend to my sis haha still love it XD

From the chill Samourai Champloo music to Michael being a funny and brillant crackhead to the roomba being the funniest thing Ive seen in my life and the reaction from real customers laughing. This is a Masterpiece. I want 3 of those so that I can feel less lonely.

“...and that kids, is how I met your mother”

Make a door that locks itself when you go near it

This never gets old

Roomba is done fucking around. Roomba has had enough.

the screams the screams haunt me they sounded less like angre and more like torment

Michael: “now we’re on the kid friendly mode!” Roomba: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!”

"Are you comparing yourself to Steve Jobs?" "Nonononono... More like Jesus." Subscribed.

I haven’t seen this in a couple years. I definitely need one of these.

Michael: "Would you buy this?" Literally everyone he talked to: "Yes, absolutely" Michael: "It seems the world isn't ready for this innovation. No one wants it."

the two voice options: Middle age man Loli

i keep rewatching your vids since 2019 lmao

Make a robot that detects when someone is saying something emotional and reacts by laughing.

What if you build - *hear me out* - a toaster that screams when your toast is done

In 5 years, this guys either gonna be homeless, or a multi billionaire.

im wiping tears of joy rn its BEAUTIFULLLLL

Michael, this is so awesome I gotta get me one of these

*KZfaq is finally starting to understand what I want.*

(Muffled) “AAAAA WHY WAS I CREATED THIS WAAAAY”

Dude we need these

I wonder if Michael and Lilly would've gotten together if the chat didn't bully Michael into making the roomba

Where’s our chair that moans when you sit on it MICHAEL

1964: In the Future, there’s going to be flying cars! 2019: Screaming Roombas

I watch this every time it comes up in my recommended and i still get a good kick out of it lol

I love you man. I would buy that robot any time. You are a genius.

Make 2 roombas that bump into each other and argue

1 year later he’s dating his Roomba

this video is 4 years old, and i still love it

One of my friend Introduce your channel and this was the first video I saw from you and it was very cool 👍🏻

"I'm a Roomba! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" The funniest sequence of words I've heard all day.

Now make a Canadian roomba that apologizes every time it hits a wall

That's fucking awesome, man. That's the hardest I've laughed in a long time.

As a new viewer to your channel, thank you for your detestation!

"I'm a Roomba! FUUUUUUCK!"

A Roomba that moans when it hits a wall. BDSM edition