good joke

XD

ha puns

@@rainbowgunsh3331 hey! It hap puns.

Get thee to a nunnery!!!

+DkLnBr YES.

My thoughts exactly! They especially seemed to hate monasteries...

Michael Kardal Oh hey did you get my party invi-ohhh erm never mind. I'll see you later Mark, er Morgan.

Except that judging by the architecture, this is a Scandinavian "black church" from around the 1000s. There was in fact a period of several centuries in which Christianity and Norse heathenism existed side by side.

The monasteries were full of gold at the time. Like if those megachurch pastors bought gold instead of jets, and mansions. They were objectively totally worth the looting.

I Agree.

agreed

+blondepaprika It was horrific >XD

+blondepaprika And Murphy said so: Every good deeds must have his punishment! Also ro Matias christophersen: The celtic "heaven"(Mag Mell) almost the same, you can get free beer, hot watered fountains for bathing, and the weather is far better than the skandinavian - less hailstorms, more sun, et cetera...

+Ilya Dubrovin Well if we have to look at it historically then "dying in battle" was never a requirement to enter Valhalla in death. The vikings did however believe that it bettered your chances.

Hell yeah! Biorn deserves Valhalla so much. Count me in!

@@misolahky8924 I'm in!

Where do I sign

count me in

I'm in

Darth Panzer Helheim*

***** Thank ye kind sir!

Darth Panzer there is just one problem souls don't go to hel they go to Nifflheim hel is just the hall of hel.

Óðinn It's a metaphor of course.

+Darth Panzer no, there is nothing as a double L word

A classic use of bait-and-switch humor.

wait is he the DOOM SLAYER

He believes in Valhalla 😅

+Shroomis YUP lol!

or making sure they're dead first :P

no, moral of the story is, as Uthred used to say: "Fate is inexorable"

And to avoid bad habits?

the moral of the story is to run up the stairs as fast as you can, never saver it

agreed. heck just for kicks he could beat the crap out of yahweh because he doesn't expect a human to betray him in the after life.

Hey, true Christian religion is not like that, it's catholic religion

yep

Elbow drop into hell, where he wrestles Satan.

There needs to be a religious worshipper exchange. Odin: Hey Jehovah, I think you have one of my guys...here, have these priests that mysteriously got into Valhalla.

At least the music be bumpin lit elevator music

I agree it was sad. He wanted Valhalla but was denied

He is a pagan and Hell would be like a Valhalla to him. So Heaven it is since it is the equivalent of Hellheim to all Norseman.

Well he was made a saint, by his deeds.

+an1m8r Same.

He ended up doing both

@@cyrildanilchenko6776 the win was shortlived though

+kaguth I think it just goes to show that religion is merely a matter of personal choice, rather than objective truth.

+kaguth The Buddhist one should have had a revolving door.

+JusheisPwn The Mormons love to bapzize people posthumously. They did it to Anne Frank, Adolf Hitler, Elvis Presley, Pope John Paul II, Mahadma Gandhi, Joan of Arc and many, many more.

+Mark P. Hah, nice one

Yeah, that was brilliant !

Tal Madar Spelling! Bjorn

It Biorn

Don't forget about sex the day goes form battling till "dead" or Sundown then drinking and sex all night

@@soulishere3869 But remember you have to die killing someone in a war to get to the Valhalla. Are you prepared to do it? Maybe viking paganism it´s not the answer, they used to commit human sacrifices and castrate and then rape their prisioners after the raids. I don´t know what you think about thar moral...

Miguel Rey well yes but this wasn’t immoral either. Morality I based on your own opinions and religion. They believed that the weak suffered so the strong could live. Men killed and raped, women killed and raped. As well as christians, Greeks, pagans, Muslims each religion is based on ones morality and to believe yours is better than their’s is hypocritical. The Vikings also lived at a time where it was kill or be killed. They had to fight to survive.

doesn't count unless he repents, they'll notice the filing error in a few millennia

@TC Trygg But remember you have to die killing someone in a war to get to the Valhalla. Are you prepared to do it? Maybe viking paganism it´s not the answer, they used to commit human sacrifices and castrate and then rape their prisioners after the raids. I don´t know what you think about thar moral...

@@leatherandtactel Many Chirstians had the same moral. For example, those spanish and portuguese who went to America and destroyed the civilizations and he people there.

@@leatherandtactel Same thing happened in Christian raids, so morals are different according to religion.

@@leatherandtactel no you dont have to die killing someone to get into valhalla, who told you that? You simply have to die in battle.

+FiskenTheFish MEDIOCRE!

О да все хотят видеть это и думают что так и будет))) но я разочарую вас только один ответ верный 🙏

tribes of midgard

Valheim!

Have u played the Asterix & Obelix games ?

Same. Truly genius animation.

I know right!

That is very Life itself

Same man

Same man

What's wrong with you? If you don't like something then forget about it. If vegetarian doesn't eat meat they just don't eat it without screaming why doing opposite is bad. Curse you.

meat is murder...if you dont believe in GOD then youll go to hell hahaha your example is soooooo bad vegetarians and Christians are on a crusade and feel obligated to spread their beliefs on others.. and in this case biorn could not object. he was already dead

christians, muslims, jews, communists, nazis, femminists, vegans,... they're all the same (and that's exactly what vegans do: shame you for eating meat, just as christians shame you for not believing - because that's all they can really do... and violence, when they can't lie their way out)

Arin Jäger um im christains, and i am not any og that, and also, I fucking hate nazis, they are not like us, they slaughtered jews and christains, besides, i am a Christian, and i aint like that, racist jerk !

Arin Jäger That’s not what we do at all?

Biorn to be wild

Hahahahaha gtfo im feking dead!!!!

Lol that's just wrong.

Christianity basically steals all their mythos from the Norse. XD Christmas? Yeah, that was Norse Jul. Santa Claus? Yep, that's Odin Allfather.

Another fun fact, Hell is a place you can go to :D It's in Norway. :P

Oh yeah! I forgot about that. XD I had actually done some research in 7th grade on Hell, Norway and thought the place was kind of boring. I never realized back then that it wasn't a major city.

Matt LITC I'm going to have to call Bullshit on that one as I place high doubts that the Bible written down in the area of the Mediterranean was based on Nordic mythos. Don't forget that it also went the other way, especially as the majority of Norse Sagas we have written down today came from christian scholars well after Christianity began exerting a strong presence in the area. Santa Claus was also based on Saint Nicholas who went around giving gifts in Russia as well. Christmas though was a Christianized holiday but celebrations are pretty common throughout the world so it still isn't exactly special.

TheGrandslam89 I never mentioned the Holy Bible.

Very true ^

Yessssss

See that Mormons?

Untrue. That would imply that other religions are based upon truth. And that once all you've got is a lifeless hunk of soulless meatsack of skin/bones, anything done to it on Earth matters one bit. Certainly you should respect what was once a reciprocal for the soul of a person. But once someone's Dead, nothing you do with their body('ies), will effect that person's eventual fate. (I hope and pray that your death would not result in "bodies", but you can't always help how you die) Peace! ✌😇✝

Yeah, I mean, what were they thinking ?! That's what I hate about religion, there'll always be these pricks who think their religion is the "Correct One". I mean, if I was an egyptian and found a dead celt in my garden, I wouldn't dry him up and put him in a box because that's my religion, I would research the correct burrial way of his religion. To *honor* him. To *_respect_* him. God. Fucking dammit. *_WHY AM I ANGRY OVER A FUNNY CARTOON ?!_* Oh, BTW, if I wasn't clear on that, I don't mean that _every_ religous person is a prick, I meant that there is some of them who are pricks while the other a respectful people who do not judge on other people's belief.

Sorry to tell u after 5 years but it's moral .

@@enchantedfill9471 Telling him that was probably bad for his morale. :D

Am catholic, and after thinking in this well... nope am not going to heaven plis, i wanna go to tye valhalla

Too late ww3 is already reserved sir

@@ididntmeantoyt3864 How do you know it's not his doing?

@@xxscrublordxxx5652 true

@@ididntmeantoyt3864 ww4 then lol

I would like but it has 69 likes soo

can't be happy since I found out that jelly beans do not contain pork gelatin >.>

@@ArinJager1 I meant kidney beans, not jelly beans. Meh, who cares?

@@outlanderwraith KBs are good, but baked beans in tomato sauce? even better!

They would be the best Carpenters EVER! Like Mario and Luigi, Thor and Jesus!

Chris G No, the nails go into jesus.

Chris G Actually he doesn't exist, so yeah

Zach Bly You should rename yourself to "CAPTAIN OBVIOUS, HE WHO STATES WHAT EVERYONE KNOWS AND IS COMMON KNOWLEDGE!"

***** No... he's gonna be poisoned by said snake, kill it, then die of the poison... :1

+DoctaDuckroll Its quite detailed.

same

AcemanTheSpaceman So, the sequel is Bjorn trying to find God so he can make a bid to escape Heaven. God grants him his escape, and Bjorn is resurrected for another life of fighting... and fighting... and fighting... and failing to get slain in worthy battle.

Doh!

+Sin tanan PLEASE tell me there is a sequel!

Alex Tirithedain Not that I'm aware of.

Interesting.

+Asrick lore Every religion, even every denomination has it's own story of what will happen after death; one more unlikely than the other.

Yeah lots of people believe Heaven will be puffy clouds and whiteness where we will worship God for eternity, that's quite boring. Valhalla and the happy hunting ground sounds more interesting.

correct me if im wrong but as far as i know Asgard is the home of the gods , and Valhalla is where wariors(woriors?) who died during battle go. Again, correct me if im wrong

I'm afraid that you aren't entirely correct. While Valhalla isn't the exact same as Asgaard, it is located in Asgaard. Valhalla comes from the old norse "Valhöll" which means hall of the slain, and is essentially an enormous hall of warriors built in Asgaard and ruled by Odin. Upon a glorious death in combat Odin would choose one of two fates for you. You were either sent to Valhalla to join the ranks of the other warriors and heroes, here you would train, feast and generally prepare to aid Odin in the inevitable Ragnarok. The other half would be sent to Freyja, as for what they would do there I am not entirely sure, it is outside my realm of knowledge. Either-way, all we know about Valhalla and Asgaard is through the written Saga's, and there are minute differences depending on where that saga originated, you'll find it that saga's from Denmark may have a slightly different narrative than those from Norway, Sweden and Iceland, but it is pretty much the same in terms of Valhalla and Asgaard. EDIT: I may or may not have completely missed the fact that your comment is 3 years old. None-the-less at least other people know eh?

Ducky it’s Asgard.

Zalán Márkus it’s warrior.

@@RotmgTrollerFan Thanks. I'm Hungarian and sometimes i get confused whit the words.

too bad biker gangs are christins >.> (so I guess not THESE bikers, then)

Maybe, to me the nirvana is the most accuarate description of hell You can't think, or feel, or even be. A state of inexistence and solitude, like a total void. Man, any other ethernal life sounds better than that to me, where you can DO SOMETHING after die.

TornadoAzulK4 Why's that? If you don't exist, cannot think, feel or be, how are you supposed to EXPERIENCE the void? Perfectly fine for me, total non-existance. Count me in.

B20C0 Well i'm not shure if it was being nothing (like just dead) or in midle of nothing without reincarnate, but either way sounds really booring to me. However, this prooves the point that one man heaven can be other men hell

TornadoAzulK4 You can't feel boredom.

Thats a thought that will drive you mad, non-existance and the more you think about it the worse it gets; Simply because we are so used to existing, it's hard to imagine what it would be like to not exist, this is the fear of death. Once death comes calling we cease to be and because of this we look for life after death, and any thing is better than "the void" in my opinoin.

i always have to say "ValhallA" whenever they guy says "Valhall" because it makes me stay sane

British Kid Indeed :/

Valhalla is English. It's Valhal in Danish and Valhall in Norwegian and Swedish. You are an embarrassment.

It salso Valhalla in german, and german is nearly similar to the language origin.

PenttiLinkola23 /wm5ZRcHmexo watch it... and afterwards crawl away in shame.

Not as much as atheism, though. Where's the fun in a meaningless life followed by nothingness?

Sarah Gray, Atheism in broadest terms is just a lack of belief in gods though, it doesn't necessarily rule out an afterlife.

Nimroc Ikr she's like saying we're nothing when we all have no purpose on this world besides even known we have no purpose on this world at least we and our family and friends make each of us have a purpose right?

Sarah Gray would you rather us kill each other over which identical belief and all mighty is 'real'

@@sarahgray430 Actually you should read more about Christianity. I've asked one priest and whole Heaven seems too be souls being overjoyed from being near God. So no good music, endless Happy Hours in pubs etc.

+Maajesti IKR lol!!!

+Marcin Mazurek yep

Heaven looks so boring.

I am sure it is, that is why I am only medium good...

Yeah and this is why I quitted Christianity last year and 1% good