The Santa Clause Pitch Meeting
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5 жыл бұрынStep into the Pitch Meeting that started Tim Allen's beloved holiday classic, The Santa Clause! Subscribe for more Pitch Meetings: goo.gl/ho3Hg6
The Santa Clause starring Tim Allen is considered by many people to be an absolute classic Christmas Christmas movie. A dad turns into Santa Claus? What’s not to like? Well even though people love the movie, it definitely raises a whole lot of questions. Like what’s up with Santa waving goodbye and disappearing? Why is it super easy, barely an inconvenience to become Santa Claus? Why don’t any of the elves care about the old Santa dying? Why does Santa even have to be a fat guy if it’s more of a job description? To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to The Santa Clause! It’s super easy, barely an inconvenience!
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@sketchyjulia 3 жыл бұрын
That “shooting Santa with a shotgun” pitch is real. That was actually planned in the original script
@eiffelviolet 2 жыл бұрын
Really? Wow.
@83gemm 2 жыл бұрын
How can satire survive?
@hiitsmejeses2258 2 жыл бұрын
That is the most american script i can think of
@justincraig398 2 жыл бұрын
@@hiitsmejeses2258 how ? No other country would shoot someone on their roof ?
@hazukichanx408 2 жыл бұрын
@@hiitsmejeses2258 I know, right?
@dennishena1399 5 жыл бұрын
“Pitch Meetings are TIGHT! [Looks smugly at camera]” 😂😂😂
@trevorreniger5670 5 жыл бұрын
The dead-eye into the camera was BRILLIANT!
@LordVulcan93 5 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the wink and the ding.
@tubbyjedi1 5 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Lumbreras damn
@ecliptorcalrissian5014 5 жыл бұрын
@Theo The Turtle Whoops!
@TheRealIsildursBane 5 жыл бұрын
Ecliptor Calrissian Whoopsi!
@schattentaenzerin 3 жыл бұрын
"People at other houses aren't the protagonists of this movie" This line is simply genius.
@SeraphsWitness 3 жыл бұрын
That's a fair question... are we following the protagonists of these movies because amazing things happen to them, or do amazing things happen to them because they're the protagonists?
@Inojin67 3 жыл бұрын
@@SeraphsWitness yes
@justinklenk 3 жыл бұрын
Sartre, with all his insight, could never elucidate this truth so keenly, so brilliantly...
@orangebeagle3068 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe the elves were doing the other houses, and they were much more quiet.
@AhmadAneeq 2 жыл бұрын
@@SeraphsWitness well its a movie sooo
@someguy5003 2 жыл бұрын
I've always just assumed the elves infected Scott with a parasite in the hot chocolate to begin with which eventually changes his physiology and personality to suit the elves needs for a santa. Dark but probably true.
@starastro4591 11 ай бұрын
So in this Disney film tim the tool man murders Santa and gets drugged without consent from elderly children and is stuck being Santa until someone murders him?? Lol Disney
@chrisstorrer 4 ай бұрын
This is what I thought too lol
@SeaGLGaming 5 жыл бұрын
Breaking the fourth wall in Pitch Meetings to reference Pitch Meetings is tight
@nathanbrauer 5 жыл бұрын
Dammit! I came here to post that exact same comment, but you beat me to it!
@conneroneill8506 5 жыл бұрын
Super easy. Barely an inconvenience
@jackbudi 5 жыл бұрын
Replying to comments saying “Breaking he fourth wall in Pitch Meetings to reference Pitch Meetings is tight” is tight
@richardtickler8555 5 жыл бұрын
so in the PMU pitch meetings exist, does that mean we live in the PMU?
@emilengen7825 4 жыл бұрын
@@jackbudi replying to comments saying "replying to comments saying breaking the fourth wall in pitch meetings to reference pitch meetings is tight" is tight.
@theknightmonkey1461 5 жыл бұрын
"Okay yeah sure we'll have Santa's dead arm reanimate for a second and then his corpse will vanish from this realm."
@healthwithmarcus 4 жыл бұрын
Was hoping someone highlighted this. Laughed so damn hard.
@CupcakePlushProductions 4 жыл бұрын
lol
@gsuwuhwhdfsuwjwjhw4311 3 жыл бұрын
I’m dying! 😂😂😂😂 “Pitch Meetings are tight.” 😎
@pentelegomenon1175 3 жыл бұрын
"Now would the hand wave be like a postmortem spasm, or is he really back from the dead?"
@aztn19 2 жыл бұрын
Still sounds super dark!! 😂🤣☠️😂🤣☠️
@xombified9 2 жыл бұрын
I kept waiting for him to discuss the line about Scott's son saying he wanted to enter the family business, implying that he wanted to murder his father and take the Santa job for himself.
@matthewavery2934 5 ай бұрын
Well that isn’t possible now since Charlie is now all grown up in the Santa Clauses
@sportslife20 Ай бұрын
"I just can't wait to be king!"
@jesnemo2677 3 жыл бұрын
1:55 "I didn't know elves were so heartless" Looks like you've never played DnD with a party full of elves.
@theladyamalthea 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed SUPER hard at that! Playing an Elf in D&D is TIGHT!
@jesnemo2677 2 жыл бұрын
@person person or even gnomes with their tinkering vibe
@martinfiedler4317 5 ай бұрын
Polar Elves are Dark Elves that were expelled from the Underdark because of their extreme lack of empathy...
@Betta66 5 жыл бұрын
"Pitch meetings are tight. *Looks directly to camera*"
@EverettBurger 5 жыл бұрын
It's a Deadpool Christmas
@ShifuCareaga 5 жыл бұрын
breaking the 4th wall is tight!
@giovannigiovanni.7220 5 жыл бұрын
He was looking at the screen rant guy from Deadpool pitch meeting lol
@jwb2814 4 жыл бұрын
Daniel Greenberg And the look on his face. 😁
@danielletyger6817 5 жыл бұрын
"Pitch meeting are TIGHT" *Stares into camera and breaks fourth wall*
@tyredsauce 3 жыл бұрын
"They sure are, sir." *Stares into camera and breaks the fourth wall as well*
@bingobongo2808 5 жыл бұрын
Me: How am I not annoyed by binging this series yet? Also me: I dont knoww
@antonio-onism9814 4 жыл бұрын
Fair enough!
@TheBuri00 4 жыл бұрын
2hrs has flown by for me. Super easy, barely an inconvenience
@brucebaker810 4 жыл бұрын
You need to get aaaallll the way off your back on that one.
@craiglarson4876 3 жыл бұрын
Oh,ok.
@johnalden8719 3 жыл бұрын
Craig Larson let me get off of that thing!
@blurgle9185 2 жыл бұрын
"What if a meth-head kills Santa and put on his clothes?" "I guess we'd have to hope that the methhead has a lot of Christmas spirit" That is such a great line and also an enticing idea for a Santa Clause spin-off.
@rustyshackelford3371 5 ай бұрын
Santa needs his 8-ball. Ho! Ho! HoYeah that hits the spot!
@vroman 2 ай бұрын
"Bad Santa" exists
@Emperor_Palpatine_66 5 жыл бұрын
“So then Scott accidentally flirts with an elderly child, and then falls asleep”
@FerociousPaul 5 жыл бұрын
Did you tell him to DO IT?
@surgslicer3244 5 жыл бұрын
This is why I will never join the dark side
@ICottonEyeJoe 5 жыл бұрын
woopsie
@NivekTheEnigma 5 жыл бұрын
I want to join the dark side.
@discipline4boys 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe he would fall a sleep but...I would need to setup my camera's first ."Accidentality" "spill my chocolate on her dress, tell her to undress so they can wash it .......the rest is history "Judge" and a great hit on the internet .
@nekodragonanimations3314 5 жыл бұрын
"Oh pitch meetings are tight" *stares into the camera*
@giovannigiovanni.7220 5 жыл бұрын
He was looking at the screen rant guy from Deadpool pitch meeting lol
@tsmotions3446 3 жыл бұрын
“This Christmas, don’t got a wish list, I got a hit list, and at the top of it is old Saint Nicholas...”
@pweetyliciouse 3 жыл бұрын
Lol Danny!
@tsmotions3446 3 жыл бұрын
@@pweetyliciouse yup.
@pweetyliciouse 3 жыл бұрын
@@tsmotions3446 Greetings fellow Greg
@tsmotions3446 3 жыл бұрын
@@pweetyliciouse so we are blood-related, huh?
@Wanda-wi4hp 2 жыл бұрын
@@tsmotions3446 I'm also blood related to Greg's! But it cost a lot cause I sold my soul
@johnchapman4219 4 жыл бұрын
Of all Tim Allen’s Christmas movies...this is one of them.
@kronemerj 3 жыл бұрын
Put that quote on the poster
@noumenine6474 3 жыл бұрын
@Razh 80 That reference doesn't work here.
@davidmarek535 3 жыл бұрын
Christmas with the Kranks is one of them to, kind of.
@llarmstrong783 2 жыл бұрын
I liked it
@llarmstrong783 2 жыл бұрын
@person person Jason Lee. or discount Ryan Reynolds
@tanman0895 5 жыл бұрын
Being one of the first people at a pitch meeting is TIGHT
@Littleton3513 5 жыл бұрын
Tanman089 imagine the Weasel as Santa clause
@calebherrera180 5 жыл бұрын
“Scott Accidentally Flirts With An Elderly Child and falls asleep” Me: What? 😂
@theruddyone6443 3 жыл бұрын
PAUSE!!!!! LOL
@333devilmidget8 4 жыл бұрын
here's a fun theory: in the Santa Clause universe, I think Krampus is just what happens when I psychopath murders Santa and takes over, and goes on a global murder spree.
@do3807 4 жыл бұрын
That does vaguely stand to reason.
@dranzerjetli5126 4 жыл бұрын
Now I want another santa Claus movie
@bon-chan7197 3 жыл бұрын
Calm down thats just Santa claus(futurama)
@onebilliontacos3405 3 жыл бұрын
That's not fun at all... That's ecstatic!
@anxiousoutlaw1414 2 жыл бұрын
"When I psychopath" Did you unintentionally admit to being a psycho?
@onionmann 3 жыл бұрын
"Scott accidentally flirts with an elderly child and then falls asleep." That is the best.
@Ironbeargrizz187 5 жыл бұрын
I love these pitch meetings, mad respect
@Zokyden 5 жыл бұрын
Need to do earthling cinema
@jamesanthony8438 5 жыл бұрын
"Pitch Meetings are Tight!" Pitch Meetings have become self-aware... like Skynet!! =)
@nytecrow6452 5 жыл бұрын
Why does your respect have emotions? Is it like the Santa Claus corpse from the movie?
@kptlip3183 5 жыл бұрын
What is your profile pic lol
@jackbudi 5 жыл бұрын
They’re tight
@Lloyd00 5 жыл бұрын
How you not gonna mention the elf SWAT team
@blythekaitlyn4641 5 жыл бұрын
Lloyd Edwards look up Danny Gonzales and click on his account and watch his video on this it’s amazing
@Lloyd00 5 жыл бұрын
@@blythekaitlyn4641 good call, hilarious!
@blythekaitlyn4641 5 жыл бұрын
😂 I binge watch Danny’s videos they’re the best😂 glad you liked it
@SmashLiXs 5 жыл бұрын
arthur christmas does the elf swat team better
@15thobserver 4 жыл бұрын
@Blythe Davis - I genuinely hate that I just wasted 20 min of my life listening to to a metrosexual dude tell me what this pitch meeting summed up in 5 and a half minutes. There was literally only 1 thing different and it was the mentioning of the swat elves. Never taking suggestion from the comment section again lol.
@wesleyoldham4222 2 жыл бұрын
"Don't the elves care that the other Santa Claus just died?" "Not even a little bit." Man, that's cold. ❄
@gregorywalter2540 10 ай бұрын
Arctic, even xD
@XxMellaBella66xX 5 жыл бұрын
You should do product pitch meetings. "So I hear you have a product for me?" "Yes sir I do, it's called The Clapper."
@gaigeguy339 3 жыл бұрын
Melissa Hilton also what about video game pitch meetings
@Tasha9315 5 жыл бұрын
The producer listening to the pitches is so courteous and accommodating, lol. The guy says "I don't know" and he's like "fair enough, I'll still accept your script". If only real life producers were this way.
@legoflashverselegendofspon4658 5 жыл бұрын
yes
@ProudPapaJD 5 жыл бұрын
Well they must be with all the ridiculous plots, amiright?
@jamstonjulian6947 5 жыл бұрын
They are. THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
@Tasha9315 5 жыл бұрын
@@ProudPapaJD True! But as someone trying to make it as a scriptwriter, I'm wondering where to find such producers, lol.
@Tasha9315 5 жыл бұрын
@@jamstonjulian6947 lol, yeah! But as someone trying to make it as a scriptwriter, I'm wondering where to find such producers.
@dontmindme5879 5 жыл бұрын
I've met Meth Santa. Not bad. He asked me for a dollar instead of a cookie
@greencertifiedweb 5 жыл бұрын
Told me he wanted tre-fiddy... Come to think of it, that Santa did look an awful lot like the Loch ness Monster!
@greencertifiedweb 4 жыл бұрын
@Jeffrey Scott, well, he was selling girl scout cookies so um, yah!
@rickyjk3 3 жыл бұрын
Was he disassembling a microwave to turn it into a TV too? Cuz there maybe more than one meth santa...
@immaculatesmoke9196 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao😂😂😂😭
@punchyourface6605 3 жыл бұрын
You meet a meth head that was dressed up like Santa?
@MegaSoulHero Жыл бұрын
I like how the series addressed some of these things.
@SaskatchewanICE 4 жыл бұрын
“So wait, why does Santa have to be a fat guy?” “Because that’s what Santa looks like 😄” I love how lowkey smart aleck these videos are 😂
@jeannguyen3199 5 жыл бұрын
2:46 I see what you did there! 😉
@socaldayve6684 5 жыл бұрын
Being self-referential and fourth-wall breaking is TIGHT!
@MatiZ815 5 жыл бұрын
Even Stevie Wonder sees what they did there,
@LnPPersonified 5 жыл бұрын
I love the little smile he gives the camera, it's so cute!
@Gay_Jesus 5 жыл бұрын
well yeah he praticley spoon fed us it with that look
@raduvlad4429 5 жыл бұрын
Pokerface gay asf
@rajatava3500 5 жыл бұрын
Watching pitch meetings for movies you haven't watched is Super easy, barely an inconvenience!
@barryjeffrey7545 5 жыл бұрын
Barely an Inconvenience!
@mustafabeer1791 5 жыл бұрын
Oh really?
@Manaus125 5 жыл бұрын
Watching pitch meeting for a movie you watched first time ever yesterday is tight.
@fredarok579 5 жыл бұрын
It’s also TIGHT!
@hrodriguez561 5 жыл бұрын
Gives you an idea on what the movie is about
@DebatableSnowman 4 жыл бұрын
"oh, pitch meetings are tight" *Looks at camera*
@valkyriedarkwar3505 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, the look when he breaks the fourth wall cracks me up so hard.
@rishabhvegeta 5 жыл бұрын
That look at 2:47 into the camera. Looking is tight.
@DarkKnightBatman420 5 жыл бұрын
Breaking the fourth wall for Pitch Meetings is tight!
@giovannigiovanni.7220 5 жыл бұрын
He was looking at the screen rant guy from Deadpool pitch meeting lol
@poeticdavide 2 жыл бұрын
"It sure is, sir." 🤣
@WEFAHawkStreet 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for finally touching on how difficult it is to make it seem like Santa isn't real with the free gifts every year. That has bugged me through every movie with that premise! How could you not believe in Santa in a world where you wake up to gifts you didn't put there?!
@FarewellChorus Жыл бұрын
Santa uses his magic on adults and kids alike. For kids, just getting presents is enough to bring them joy. Adults get too cynical to just accept the premise of free gifts, so instead Santa makes them believe they're the ones providing the presents for the kids.
@AManOnline. 4 жыл бұрын
"That's what makes Santa Santa, his crippling sugar addiction" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@hellothere2808 3 жыл бұрын
His new sweatpant's waistband is tight!
@theruddyone6443 3 жыл бұрын
LMBO LOL
@emilygoodman6853 3 жыл бұрын
Fan theory: Billy from Polar Express never got presents because the santa then was a jerk but then that santa got replaced which was why all the elves were celebrating and ready for the new one at the north pole. That’s also why the kids were suddenly allowed to visit the north pole “seemingly” without prompting was to go see the new santa and start with a clean christmas slate.
@SlyAceZeta 2 жыл бұрын
That's...... huh.
@Wanda-wi4hp 2 жыл бұрын
Oh damn
@MJAYZ007 Жыл бұрын
Well...
@andrewlance3898 Жыл бұрын
Curse you, Methhead Santa!
@augustday9483 6 ай бұрын
I love this Santa Claus cinematic universe you're cooking up.
@omarcrespo77 5 жыл бұрын
"Oh, Pitch Meetings are TIGHT [looks at camera]" THANK YOU RYAN, THANK YOU!!! Guys, were one step closer to that Pitch Meeting's Pitch Meeting we've been asking about for so long!! 2019 maybe?🤔
@forsythejones2130 4 жыл бұрын
"These people are awful" "yeahyeahyeah"
@4plus20isHappy 3 жыл бұрын
The Santa Claus/Clause “PUNS ARE ALL THAT MATTER IN THIS WORLD.” -‘The Bee Movie’ pitch
@Makoto03 5 жыл бұрын
God i loved this movie as a kid. Tim Allen was hilarious. Though i hadn't realized how dark some elements were till now. Thanks for doing a pitch meeting on it.
@gamerguy19981 5 жыл бұрын
"I was also hoping that we could use this film series to set up an extended universe" "An extended universe?" "Yeah, like having films based all kinds of characters, like Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, Mother Nature, etc" "Are you insane? There's no way people would want to see dozens of different films just to understand one." "Well actually..."
@buddunlap8804 3 жыл бұрын
The moment you say pitch meetings are tight then look directly into the camera 😍😍 my new lock screen. Love ya Ryan
@JoJoJoker 4 жыл бұрын
"What would happen if like a meth head killed Santa and put on his clothes?" "Well I guess we'd have to hope the meth head has a lot of Christmas spirit!"
@antonio-onism9814 4 жыл бұрын
Whoopsie!
@milton7763 4 жыл бұрын
Joel D Yes, that is a joke he made
@Ilyathe2nd 4 жыл бұрын
@@milton7763 Writing down jokes from the video is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@DMS-pq8 4 жыл бұрын
Meth heads with Christmas spirit are tight
@nope1083 4 жыл бұрын
Tim Allen certainty had a lot of Christmas spirit. It was white as snow.
@MuttFitness 5 жыл бұрын
You know how cocaine is. A pound just isn't enough.
@sethandrade4703 5 жыл бұрын
Mutt Fitness wise words from a fitness channel 😂
@MuttFitness 5 жыл бұрын
@@sethandrade4703 more of a fitness parody channel
@MLBlue30 5 жыл бұрын
And by Christmas spirit, I mean a crippling sugar addiction, Whoopsie!
@joybronson9774 5 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, gotta make sure you have extra. Using it all up by one's self is super easy, barely an inconvenience. Then when it's all gone-WHOOPS! Whoopsie, time to start visiting people.
@SmashLiXs 5 жыл бұрын
to be fair he did say a pound & a half which is more than a pound
@Bolo_Podoleo 5 жыл бұрын
"Oh, pitch meetings are tight!" That's a thumbs up from me!
@RednocNivert 9 ай бұрын
"Oh, Pitch Meetings are tight!" * looks directly into camera *
@Renegade666 5 жыл бұрын
"tim allen was caught with a pound and a half of cocaine at an airport" I guess you could say he had a........ white christmas? 😎
@bknsty14 4 жыл бұрын
Cocaine jokes are tight
@gabbybrown8522 4 жыл бұрын
He wanted to go to infinity and beyond
@jobxus15 4 жыл бұрын
**Yes officer, that comment right there**
@joelellis7035 4 жыл бұрын
Naw, he just wanted to snort the biggest line.
@jtoland2333 4 жыл бұрын
The coke was no problem, barely an inconvenience.
@taffypool654 5 жыл бұрын
Mighty Ducks Pitch Meeting Pleeeeeaaase!!! “So the judge forces this drunk lawyer to watch over kids?” “Yeah yeah yeah.” “And those kids’ parents are totally cool with this?” “Yeah yeah yeah.”
@Tinix_Ty 5 жыл бұрын
Sign me up...
@XanderHarris1023 5 жыл бұрын
Drunks taking care of kids is Tight.
@jasminee1357 5 жыл бұрын
Court ordered coaching is TIGHT
@GeeklyVideos 5 жыл бұрын
"Pitch meetings are tight" and that look straight into the camera killed me 😂
@leemiller29 7 ай бұрын
"I guess we'd have to hope the meth head has a lot of christmas spirit" is so freaking funny lmao
@austinmacdonald3658 5 жыл бұрын
3:44 that’s always been something I’ve questioned whenever there are movies with Santa in it yet somehow there are people who don’t believe in Santa, surely the extra random presents would be a giveaway😂.
@mathmannix Жыл бұрын
I get my kids so many presents that I forget which ones I bought, that way they could be from Santa, who's to say?
@Ruzland Жыл бұрын
"Pitch meetings are tight!". How meta! Genious.
@crusader_. 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh, pitch meetings are tight." *Stares into your soul*
@jacobmcdorman5552 3 жыл бұрын
"Yeah, and at the end of the movie the kid says, I want to join the family business." "Oh, wow, you mean that he wants kill his father? Because that's how he saw his father become Santa Claus?" "... Oh, wow I didn't even think of that." "Don't worry patricide doesn't get people's attention anymore. We shouldn't need to change it." "Yeah, yeah, yeah."
@amagespigott437 5 жыл бұрын
people always talking about the 'tight' and 'super easy barely an inconvencience' but my favourite is the *I don't know*
@gansosmansos 3 жыл бұрын
Wowowowowow!
@dabey3916 5 жыл бұрын
Pitch meetings are TIGHT
@LoserLeagueLeader 4 жыл бұрын
I want to see the other Santa Clause pitch meetings! Ive always had a lot of thoughts about the second one and the clause about the wife
@Giondi Жыл бұрын
"So if there always has to be a Mrs. Clause, that means the elves DID just throw the old one out into the cold." "Oh, yeah, I guess they did." "Oh, a VERY dark implication!"
@MrJ1Horrordirector 5 жыл бұрын
when u looked at the camera, “pitch meetings are tight” 😂 great one! 🔥
@oneandonlyJonnySad 3 жыл бұрын
Charlie: DAD, YOU’RE FLYING! Scott: It’s okay I’m used to it, I lived through the 60’s!
@k1ngk4gl3 5 жыл бұрын
Man... Christmas classics that confuse a generation on spelling amd retroactively seem pretty problematic are TIGHT!
@WarMonkeyPlays 5 жыл бұрын
That moment when you realize you've interpreted a movie's title completely wrong your entire life.
@LyleStyle87 5 жыл бұрын
*amd
@jackbudi 5 жыл бұрын
Doing that is relatively easy, not even close to an inconvenience
@massachusettssportscentral9444 5 жыл бұрын
+JackBudi minor changes to avoid copyright infringements are TIGHT!
@mmirlas2820 5 жыл бұрын
Problematic is such a loaded word. Isn't it incredible? In a single word, you dismiss the "problem", condemn it to being the problem and therefore automatically wrong, and you assume the authority to know what would make it "right". I'm so sick of this word.
@aziz_alrumayyan6712 5 жыл бұрын
I comments this on every video but can you make a Brooklyn 99 pitch meeting
@EverettBurger 5 жыл бұрын
I usually request Citizen Kane
@christophersheridan494 5 жыл бұрын
I'm literally addicted to brooklyn nine nine
@aziz_alrumayyan6712 5 жыл бұрын
@@christophersheridan494 me to I have seen every episode like 10 times
@fortressofmovies6747 5 жыл бұрын
Aziz_ Alrumayyan nine nine
@spenser9908 5 жыл бұрын
@italkcrab Yeah, it gets old fast.
@christophertedlock7405 5 жыл бұрын
101 Dalmations for when you get to 101 pitch meetings!
@kendallstauffer689 3 жыл бұрын
"And Tim Allen is clean?" "Well there was a time when he went to prison for two years cuz he got caught with a pound and a half of cocaine at an airport" "What?"
@yourmum69_420 2 жыл бұрын
who cares?
@Amadeus1066 5 жыл бұрын
These Pitch Meetings are my favorite thing to watch on KZfaq! Keep them coming. I watched the Santa Clause this morning and for the first time I noticed that the elves were very nonchalant about there being a new Santa and they didn't mourn at all and they didn't seem to care!
@carealoo744 5 жыл бұрын
'Oh, pitch meetings, are tight!' Subtle Ryan! Subtle!
@lordkarasu2263 5 жыл бұрын
2:45-“oh pitch meetings are tight”.*looks right at the camera* *alarm blaring*we have fourth wall break repeat, we have a confirmed dp situation here!
@kevincollier4546 4 жыл бұрын
"Meth addiction is ti-- a serious issue and if you or anyone you know is caught in the snares of this horrible condition please seek treatment."
@julcaos 5 жыл бұрын
Ryan, you deserve a KZfaq award for these pitch meetings. And if they don't have one, I'll make them invent one just to give you!
@mrcydonia 2 жыл бұрын
If Santa Claus took that much time at just one house, it would take eons for him to get to every house. Even if he spent 1 second at every house, it would still take many decades (assuming he also delivers outside of America).
@bluemark25 2 жыл бұрын
Time shenanigans. Neal did ask Charlie about it.
@scorpiusbalthazar4327 Жыл бұрын
I thought you were wrong but I did the math and you're right. It would take 570 years to deliver presents to 300 million homes at 1 second per visit. That's insane.
@jennyvlogs7160 Жыл бұрын
He has a magic watch that can stop time.
@wizkaleeb662 Жыл бұрын
@@scorpiusbalthazar4327 I think your math is off. Your calculation is for 1 minute per house rather than 1 second. It would take 570 years to deliver presents to 300 million homes at 1 minute per house. For 1 second per house, that would still be nearly a decade though, so still crazy
@scorpiusbalthazar4327 Жыл бұрын
@@wizkaleeb662 I did those calculations a bunch of times and still got it wrong. You are right, but a minute per house makes more sense than a second.
@alexqzed 3 жыл бұрын
Child: Mom, I didn't get what I wanted this year! Mom: Santa must be a meth head this year.
@KawaiiPinkPunkStar 4 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest pitch meetings I've ever watched. Almost choked on my breakfast.
@thesolarrepublic9268 5 жыл бұрын
Been binge watching these pitch meetings for the past few days. Please keep them coming!!!! These are AMAZING, lol.
@hi.666 4 жыл бұрын
Me too...love them
@Alias_Anybody 5 жыл бұрын
Methhead with Christmas spirit, you made my day.
@josephmoore286 4 жыл бұрын
Breaking that fourth wall without missing a beat was tight!
@user-pf6ko2lh6n Жыл бұрын
I love that defensive 'I don't know'!
@IndieMusicMinute 5 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at "yeah, he shoots him dead!"
@juniusvaitkus8949 5 жыл бұрын
Fight Club. Just do Fight Club
@williambaldwin9068 5 жыл бұрын
you arent supposed to talk about that...
@JohnBaker-ki8vw 5 жыл бұрын
@@williambaldwin9068 No kidding, man. It's literally the first rule! And also the second rule . . .
@justdueit6199 5 жыл бұрын
Producer: " so I hear you have a script for me?" Script write: " yes sir I do. But I'm not allowed to talk about it" Producer: "What? SW: " I'm not allowed to talk about it, you see that's the first rule and the second rule" P: " the rule of what?" SW: " the thing I'm not allowed to talk about" P: "let's start over. Do you have a script for me? SW: "yes." P: "what's it about?" SW: "I can't tell you" (Screen rant article at the end) "How Fight Club almost didn't get made."
@VitaEx 5 жыл бұрын
Seriously there isn’t a bad pitch meeting ever every single one is worth watching liking and subscribing
@4plus20isHappy 8 ай бұрын
How has it been 4 years, and we still don’t have any pitches for the 3 sequels?
@sweboy6912 2 жыл бұрын
I was LITERALLY thinking in the beginning that it would be fun if he originally scripted Santa being killed with a gun (the classical American protection-way), and he really said it. Hilarious!!!
@hamchurger4566 Жыл бұрын
Year old comment but i feel this is wanted i think ryan did that is because it was orginally in the script. I feels like one of those jokes. Idk if thats true or not but it feels like it so its canon now
@krissyln 2 жыл бұрын
Ya know.. this just made me realize Christmas would be 100x better if the mythology was little elves delivering gifts. Like each kid had their own elf that brings them personal gifts. So much cuter than a random man breaking into your house.
@promontorium Жыл бұрын
Santa was an elf in the mythology. It's all very convoluted now.
@princessthyemis 5 жыл бұрын
you bring up an EXCELLENT point about the cold-hearted elves, and them teleporting....and the Santa physical resemblance thing....
@ImDefNotFamous 3 жыл бұрын
Every time I watch the santa clause I get really happy and feel at home. Reminds me of being a kid, watching with my mom 😊
@piplup10203854 5 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love these! Thank you for doing these :D
@poweroffriendship2.0 5 жыл бұрын
Real Santa Claus fell off the roof -- *_Top 10 Saddest Anime Deaths_*
@rahulkoneti5492 5 жыл бұрын
er...... Santa Claus is not anime just so u know
@ultrastrike1797 5 жыл бұрын
Rahul Koneti the joke you
@rahulkoneti5492 5 жыл бұрын
@@ultrastrike1797 oh I thought it's a sarsacism filled comments. Oh yea I don't understand what r u commented. Pls explain
@ultrastrike1797 5 жыл бұрын
Rahul Koneti I meant that the joke flew over your head. The top ten anime deaths thing is a joke or meme that people use when a character dies
@rahulkoneti5492 5 жыл бұрын
@@ultrastrike1797 I understand. Thank u for trying to break my 4th wall. I'm joking OK. sorry for hurting your feelings
@dilynnvee374 5 жыл бұрын
I LOVE watching these pitch meetings! Thank you!
@DJ-fn3jm 4 жыл бұрын
I watched a bunch of these and they are all really good. But at 2:48 when you look at the camera. Possibly the best moment of any of these.
@jackwils3857 Жыл бұрын
Interesting, rewatching this after the latest episode of the santa Clauses, where it delves more into the santa selection process
@BrennySpain 4 жыл бұрын
I love Tim Allen! He's one of my favourite actors ever!
@SteveCarras Жыл бұрын
Uhhhh? Lol 😂 (home improvement connection) you hear that sound a lot here
@BrennySpain Жыл бұрын
@@SteveCarras yep true hahaha! Look forward to the new Santa Claus miniseries releasing later on this year too. Did you hear about it as well at all?
@SunsGeek 4 жыл бұрын
@2:46 "Oh, Pitch Meets are TIGHT" FOR THE WIN! I love these Pitch Meetings! Never stop doing these please!
@marianocortes3172 3 жыл бұрын
These pitch meetings are so GREAT!!!
@RealSebus 5 жыл бұрын
dragon ball franchise pitch meeting? or at least dragon ball evolution? any dbz movie. Pretty sure it is going to be super easy barely an inconvenience
@princevegeta864 4 жыл бұрын
YES!!!!
@johntumahab323 5 жыл бұрын
All things considered among celebrity crimes? Tim Allen is probably the jaywalker of celebrity criminals.
@shan4680 5 жыл бұрын
"On October 2, 1978, Allen was arrested in the Kalamazoo/Battle Creek International Airport for possession of over 650 grams (1.43 lb) of cocaine. He subsequently pleaded guilty to felony drug trafficking charges and provided the names of other dealers in exchange for a sentence of three to seven years rather than a possible life imprisonment. He was paroled on June 12, 1981, after serving two years and four months in Federal Correctional Institution, Sandstone in Sandstone, Minnesota."
@bellyQBE 5 жыл бұрын
@@shan4680 yup,,, the equivalent to jaywalking if compared to Hollywood crimes.
@princessthyemis 5 жыл бұрын
@@shan4680 Whoa. I just rewatched Toy Story 2 TODAY. it's so weird to know Buzz Lightyear "did" this....
@shan4680 5 жыл бұрын
@@bellyQBE Amazing. Every word you just said ... was wrong.
@RogueBoyScout 4 жыл бұрын
@@shan4680 Um, he's kind of right... Considering 650 grams of Coke is just a quiet weekend for Charlie Sheen, and the fact that a lot of peeps in Hollywood are border-line to legit sex offenders...
@TheEzzyMaster 2 жыл бұрын
3:18 the doctor said Scott was in perfect health !
@Redmeteor200 18 күн бұрын
The little look after "Pitch Meetings are TIGHT!" KILLED me!
@NikkiM. 5 жыл бұрын
3:55 "Super easy, barely an inconvenience."
@warrenwallsjr.2564 5 жыл бұрын
"Well let's just hope the meth head has plenty of Christmas spirit" LMAO
@YoseAtsumeMoshi 5 жыл бұрын
“Actually super easy, barely an inconvenience” the most iconic line 😂
@BlueDog241 4 жыл бұрын
2:20 The whole bit about Ms Clause actually made me spit! I was not expecting it to be that funny.
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