Lmao

The last person to make him this mad became a Jedi.

AND he didnt punch through the wall and wish them dead.

Hahaha

( _Chorus_ ) White male rage. White male rage.

As a middle school student, can confirm.

Every day life 😂 it's almost too scary

As a high school sophomore, I can confirm we are still like that.

As a professor at Molecule University, I can confirm to you that you should be removed from your position as a teacher.

I lost it today subbing for a 7th grader class. So rude these kids.

Seriously this upset me so much.

I’m curious if it’s a joke of it’s own.

Yep, this bugged me too.

@@kegsofvomitspit No, the comics had no faith that viewers would know nitrogen. Either that or they were mistaken.

@@Raison_d-etre People are mostly ignorant about things those that are educated find to be common knowledge.

All new episode of undercover boss

Ur name doesn’t match your profile picture, suggest u change it, giggity

How’d you know?

Chris Huynh this is better alrightttt

That science teacher is Kylo Ren right?

Thank jesus that somebody will actually speak the truth to a child nowadays.

Lmao your teacher is funny

😂♥️👌

Problem with America’s education system smh

dont say my name the disrespect 😂

No, my sister says the girl never comes first

The timing was excellent 😂😂

I thought he was about to go Vader on those younglings

I was ready for him to reach under the desk and pull out a lightsaber

Almost 1,000 likes? WOW.

Now it's up to 1.3K. You guys are too kind.

i love how that's the scale of comparison lmao

That's what I thought. Like, the most accurate thing he said xD

It deserved a pat on the head

I will say I knew kids who purposefully would say that just trying to rile a teacher up..... Especially when a body builder is your junior high teacher.😂🤣 But seriously If I was a teacher, I'd pat him on the head and say "Okay, you don't completely fail todays lecture. But we're in science class, so lets think outaide of poetry and insightfulness and tell me what happens if I squeeze this balloon, or I fill it with to much hellium/air it will expand, the pressure will become to much and....??? Anyone, anyone even camera crew pelase don't let these two answer!" Honestly I realy wanted it to go on and him to take it that far to try and ask the "fake camera crew" of the segment and have them chuckling over what the girl said prior and suddenly give a bad answer then he throws the tape and threatens to scream... i would gave died laughing if they took it even a little notch furthee.😉😉😂🤣😂🤣

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@@vperalez06 I know what you are correcting but I doubt the op has a clue.

I really didn't care for Adam much until I saw him on SNL. He's freaking hilarious 😂🎉😅❤

Helen Monaghan Same here. He’s so good.

Me too!😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

Omg literally read this as he said it word for word!

He did that line AMAYZING he really did I feel like not everyone else could've givin that the oomph it needed to work like Adam did He's great at this !

Agreed! I replayed just that part and it was just as funny to me. His delivery made that joke.

Look at me boy

I understood that reference

Understood sir

i see you man

H.R. Pickens is rolling in his grave

Without question, for me too.

Maiden Snork, I salute you. Keep the faith.

Yeah, my father is a teacher and this is rather accurate

Praise you for teaching.

Praise you for teaching.

Praise you for teaching.

I hope he understands that all the hate is not towards him, in fact he was the only good thing about that movie. I don't have anything against Daisy, but her character in that installment was...kinda disappointing? Too full of prejudice

This! Yeah agreed!

@MB The HATE comes from a justified reason. Just because you don't see it, doesn't mean it isn't there. Episode 9 was an absolute trainwreck of a narrative, in the same tier as the final season of GOT. It might not have been so bad if 8 didn't exist but you can't change that now.

@@charlesdemarest1171 no hate is not justified. It's a movie. It's not real. You can dislike something or be disappointed, but the rabid fans that harrass and threaten the actors are way out of line. I am a HUGE Star Wars fan and have been disappointed with a movie or 2, but I don't let it overtake my life. It's just entertainment.

@Josue Cabrera when it crosses that line, they absolutely deserve the judgment.

Most forms of humour are better played straight

Holly shit

It all makes sense now...

Worse: it was American public school.

@@canaisyoung3601 Even worse it's a high school 😂

I thought he was an oil baron???

@@thephantomthieves7264 oh no he's chocking on food

He comes first.

Underrated

He looks like he weighs 30 pounds soaking wet

Oh look he's choking on food

I’m glad someone else caught that!

No he's gay

He would have skipped Kylo and gone straight Anakin on those kids!

Rose Punch, what is that in response to?

@@Luisdgs2 That just made me laugh so hard i choked

Daniel Gomez YUUUUUP

its cum actually

@@Ace-uu4hj it sounds the same, and in this text in also means the same, so..

@@Ace-uu4hj And also, it's actually come. "Cum" is an incorrect, slang spelling of the word. This is why the past tense is that someone who had an orgasm "came," but never "cummed."

So funny. I love it when the host is a great actor. 😂😂😂🎈🎈🎈

Its actually pronounced “coom”

why

Best part!

Best line!

Awful*

that part destroyed me XD

They have that?

@@lastnamefirstname5295 well, they did.

did they not have a sequel to that skit? :(

Hazard it’s like he was born 9 months early and had to be incubated in a cast iron pot in a pizza oven.

Walter White?

Cherry Cyanide his bones never hardened, but his spirit did!

@@acraze2287 pete's at sundance :(

😭😭😭 took me out

Man, the straights are really not okay

roxxylala26 the funniest part 😭😭

@@AliceDiableaux They're fine. She's just young

AliceDiableaux No, don’t listen to them. We are not fine. Please send help.

I had a computer lab teacher. She was normally like a June Cleaver level of sugary sweet. It's was scary.

Me too. She threw a book at student's head.

Story please lol

I have yet to have a teacher who loses their shit in class

Funniest part

This killed me

This killed me because it is actually something I could see my students telling me.

Makes me cringe almost with the funny

The force!

This is the most accurate comment under this video

More like half a minute

More like 10 seconds

Kylo Rogers’ neighborhood, featuring supreme leader Friday.

@@Chunkboiit’s a beautiful day in the First Order…

lmfaoooo

Here's the best part: these kids will get to vote.

At least you didn't kill them with a lightsaber....right?

@@RedDragonM1 umm...yeah, we'll go with your version of it...that sounds good.

Scott Willis So what?

Get the quote right

@@paintedpony2935 what does it mean?

Ben Bruner LMAOOOO my man

@Ben Bruner you're a creep being an adult and explaining those things to kids.

@@LosEspookys I mean, many 15 year olds already know, or have an idea.

Inkimetronic f-ing balloon*

It'll bopp!

comburst

Marybeth Perdomo yeah

my morning dump is a gift also

Marybeth Perdomo ....I know right...just like he was acting?! Real acting. All you up and coming actors, Marybeth, says this is your performance bar. 😂

energeez ....more like a curse.

He legit didn't know what to say at first

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Kyle Stubbs thanks.

@@christophermanley3602 Anytime.

Come first?

C is for carbon!!!

Michael Keaton was a great subtle actor

Tom Hanks tho?

The fact he completely ignored everyone losing their shit and stayed right on track giving an oscar worthy performance as an oil baron in the career day sketch just made the whole thing because of the contrast of it.

True.

I'm your 500th like btw.👍

flamingmonkeyxii I came here to find the person who pointed that out before me.

I know. I was waiting for the switch up. I want real science :(

I was looking for that too

@@OReily08080 One day, real science will prevail in comedy

That’s earths atmosphere how do u know he wasn’t talking about mars smh😔

Steven, edutaining children is bullshit propaganda?

@Steven Lindsey Ken Ham, is that you?

Well...kids today.

@Steven Lindsey you are a propaganda bullshit guy as well.

N N b N m

Don't forget that time he went to that raucuos college party where everyone suffered some kind of horrible fate (his friend died, the big man on campus was busted for sexual misconduct [though he got off because everyone defended him], two people had to pull out of the 2020 election, two party bimbos became cable news anchors [one for FOX News, one for MSNBC] -- about the only one whose life wasn't that bad was a frat boy who went from ogling girl-on-girl kissing to coming out of the closet and being in a committed gay relationship for 15 years).

Who is HR Pickens?

@@drksdr it’s a reference to another Adam Driver SNL sketch where he played an old timey oil tycoon/robber baron showing up for career day at his son’s school.

@@harb1ng3r82 lol. I get that. the question is part of the joke, remember? Nobody remembers him.

@@drksdr EXACTLY

OMGmynameisLILI - Lili Martínez ...never heard that one. Let’s count how many times we see this comment again and see if we laugh every time we read it.

@@jessejames2486 , He will find you.

Jesse James .. now my friend, YOU need to be a writer on SNL because that is the funniest thing I’ve read in this comment section.

this will hurt me more than it will you, boomer

Knowing what meds students and doctors consider to be funny I'd rather not imagine what beyond black humour horrors would get a marine to say that in real life

The number of times that I've said that to my underclassmen (I'm a junior in high school) is so disappointing

Rocky Adams, there is no such thing as a former Marine. He’s a veteran.

Barbara Green that is true I should have thought about that

@@barbaragreen3071 so you aren't willing to accept that 'former marine' is more descriptive than 'veteran'? In two words it tells you the branch of armed forces, special forces and that he is no longer an active serviceman. 'Veteran' could mean anything from 'airforce chaplain' to the a 'retired 5-star general' Aren't you being little silly in your pedantry here?

ME I DIED

I spit out my food laughing.

The fact that you remembered what those things are called is in itself a feat 😂

That and the guy comes first. Shot hit the fan I was laughing so hard.

ME...I was in TEARS!!!

Uncle Creepy come?

lololol

😂

I take it you were one of the presenters.

Coom

I want to be the 700th like for this comment! Boom. Done.

Me trying to say something smart sounding to the teacher cause I know I’m wrong as hell

That was the first smart thing that kid said all sketch!

Yup, Adam driver and SNL are totally underrated. 😑

Who tf is rating these lines ?

Love to see that.

Doing his grandfather proud.

"Hey Ben, I has to go to Hosnian Prime. Can you substitute me to the Wampa class?" "Of course uncle. But I don't heard about that group yet." "They are padawans, but they are a bit slow. But you know, one of the billion of them!" "I see! We don't get extra charity after them!" "Just promise me to be really, really passionate to them!" "I will try!" One hour later, the temple is on fire.

Great my birthday

i liked your comment not only because it is really accurate, but because it was the 666th like :D

And the way she doesn’t finish most of her sentences

@@eliben4066 my sister says the girl never finishes

@@Kankudai lmao

Cecily is always awesome and hilarious, every single time

True. Although to be fair, she's priceless in most scenes.

@xxGodx no way, shes literally the best actor on snl who on earth thought she was bad

Her facial expressions!

“What comes first in the science room?” “Ummm........the guy?” lol, her delivery is perfect.

I totally agree!

Nameless Person it sounded like he was legitimately annoyed 😂😂

I mean he is a dad, i feel like that came from parenting

He sounded like a true dad. 😂

So true! He just keeps on script despite the madness of the sketch and dialogue!

nah, Cecily and Mikey nailed it in every one of these, Adam did elevate it though

Yeah inappropriate conversation haha 🙂

A friend of mine is a new middle school teacher and he says he has had more awful awful conversations with students than he had anticipated 🤣

@@hellowendy1029 Ok. Does he shut down those conversations immediatedly or? :P

You can still make a joke tho. "Starts with Nitro" "..us oxide?" Granted, not as funny.

Thank you for clearing that up.

Oh my god this made me cringe so hard I almost had a seizure.

@@yourinnerlawyer4035 Eh?

NitroContin: am I a joke to you?

Matt straight up sucks

No, he is Randy the entry level intern.

At least he didn’t “make new friends” and with those kids.

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MusicSavvy0419 ....ever? Stop taking mushrooms, it’s turning your brain into mush.

I've definitely lol the most out of any recent skits.

Cap One ...if you liked that, you’ll love this, *kicks old man in the nuts.😂

the guy comes first

@@flechastrike The shirt comes first.

I honestly didn't think Adam Driver's version could be beaten. Enter Jason Sudeikis.

He just really gets into the roles he's given. Just look at the H.R Pickens sketch where he stabbed the bird prop on the ground. You can tell it was 100% him just believing it's something his character would do because he surprised the heck out the castmates who weren't expecting it at all.

He's an ex-marine. Think about how many honest-to-god psychos that he's met in his life time

I cant stop watching that, its so funny hahaha

it was a great shot too!

@@OliverTCrowe😂😂 He perfectly speared that thing! The reactions of everyone is absolutely hilarious

robert kemp bless you! I teach prek and this is so real. So real it hurts. I laugh so I don’t cry. Similar incidents of completely random answers are common in my class

Neerrrrrds

Substitute here. It huuuuuuurts. 😂😂😂💀

I get it.

It's not that much better at the university level, either.

It is a lot like teaching today's 10th graders in a public school.

I would actually appreciate their unconventional interpretation of the communication patterns we adults take for granted. It's so refreshingly childlike! I'm always charmed by how curious and confused children can come across before their brains develop the corrupting sense of shame that often makes them so dull and lifeless by the time they reach adulthood...

I think that's the point. The pbs shows are so rehearsed and scripted that if you actually brought children candidly onto these shows the producers and professionals would lose their minds.

One way that it matches my experience is that the teacher stated air is mostly made up of oxygen. (It's nitrogen, I think.)

sophware Correct. I cringed just a little, realizing that the writers couldn’t do a few quick google searches, but I wasn’t going to nitpick the science.

Alex Drake Same! I had to pause the video because I was choke laughing too hard to see or hear anything further.

@@mitchelltrio OMG i'm not alone. Same here yall!

Yes, we've seen many great actors on SNL just stiffly read the cue cards. Adam Driver gets on there and seriously performs.

He is way better at this than I thought he'd be.

I agree, every skit was hilarious, Adam does an amazing job.

That's cause he comes from theater acting

He's just amazing, every character is like he has a whole backstory for them all. And he never reads the prompter, he is so assured in every role. I want him back soon, like next week.

Subliminal Messages ....he’s about to snap....giggle😂.....to many drugs out here folks.