All I know is that according to their suggested serving size, I'm a family of four.

Bagel Bites and Tony Hawks Pro Skater games go together like burgers and fries

"Many will enter few will win" I hadnt heard or thought about that line in so many years.

Wow that Zoom throwback… I haven’t thought of that show in twenty years! I miss when Zoom didn’t mean a meeting that could have been an email…

These are just tiny Stouffer's French Bread pizzas. The roof of my mouth just ran and hid.

Debut in 1985 but kids still eating it in 2024

Bagel Bites! I remember eating these. It's been awhile since I have some, think I'll pick some up on my grocery store run this week. Who knew Bagel Bites had such history? Keep up the awesome work, Weird History Food! I would love to see more videos on '80s/90s food & snacks

This man is honestly one of the greatest narrators on KZfaq, he has the objectively best voice

I LOVE the fact that the lawsuit was in Wisconsin

These came after the "French bread pizza" craze.

I sang the song in my head during your intro 🤣. "When pizzas on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime.......". I ate (and burnt) my mouth on way too many on these yummy snacks in the late 80's/early 90's!

I'm 60 and still occasionally get these delicious, unhealthy morsels.

Ahhh. the molten lava layer lurking under the solid cheese crust... memories...can anyone who grew up in the 80s and 90s taste anything anymore? I can't.

"if we're going to talk about the Hawk Man, of course we're going to play ska in the background goddamnit"

Glad to have you back. We missed your voice.

I still cannot unsee the WKUK pizza bagel sketch whenever discussing pizza bagels

i still have such vivid memories of the tony hawk bagel bite ads. they made me want to eat bagel bites and i’ve genuinely loved them ever since

that song finally left my head 10 years ago, now it has returned.

I've never had a bagel bite. Not a bagel person, so I never gave them a second glance. The situation will be remedied by tomorrow.

Suddenly I'm back in 2002 watching Adult Swim and munching on Bagel Bites with Tony Hawk.

I almost never eat Bagel Bites or Pizza Rolls now and I rarely ate them as a kid, either. I'd much rather just eat real pizza.

If I had a hammer, I’d hammer in the morning, hammer in the evening, hammer at supper time - when pizza’s on a hammer, you can hammer anytime!

5:10 Where can I get the seeds for the Bagel Bites plant?

We were making our own pizza bagels long before they did. Along with french bread pizza, toast pizza, English muffin pizzas, tortilla pizza, cracker pizza, etc. You throw cheese and sauce on anything that was like bread. It was such an easy thing and a little kid could handle making their own for a snack. We never even considered buying the frozen versions when they came out. They didn't really save you money or time. And they didn't taste as good. Bagel bites appealed to people who didn't know what a real bagel or pizza really was.

I rarely ate Bagel Bites, but I do have a fond memory of my children's almanac that had a recipe for homemade toasted pizza bagels. Though I wasn't never the hugest fan of the little pepperoni cubes, instant cheese pizza or regular pizza from the restaurant always hit the right way. I wonder if that kid love for pizza persists today, stuff like this built childhoods 🥲

I like to use English muffins, top it with marinara, lots of toppings and real cheese!

I thought Labatts was just beer. The more you know 🌈🌟

This will only make sense to viewers of a certain age, but if you remember the song "Freak Like Me" by Adina Howard, I used to combine it with the Bagel Bites theme. The chorus partially says "freak in the morning, freak in the evening..." So I added "freak at supper time! When you get freaky on a bagel you can get freaky anytime!" I was like eleven so, yeah. I still chuckle sometimes. I have my own renditions of a lot of songs, honestly

I LOVE BAGEL BITES! I am careful not to eat too many or eat them EVERY day though [usually when we have nothing else to eat]. Still hoping for a Weird History Food episode on Jack In The Box restaurant and a Weird History Food episode on Domino's Pizza!

My granddaughter loved these when she was young.

Weird History gets the Filler Brushbill Award for this video! I am totally sold on Bagel Bites after watching this video!

7:27 Skateboarding is now an olympic sport! Thanks for being such a great promoter of skateboarding Tony Hawk!

Oh man, Harry Katz! What a name. Just an absolute perfect name!😂😂😂😂

Bagel bites are responsible for everyones first ever mouth burn

Bagel bites were my go to after school snack back when I was a kid, I was addicted.

"Pizza goin' down the sofa! Oh FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-You gonna need Tide!"

Best snack/food of all time. Bagel bites are like coke and pizza rolls are like Pepsi!

the roof of my mouth shall never forget; or forgive!

Swear I saw “Hawking bites” and then looked at the picture and was like “thats not Stephen” 😂😂

I hope Meatloaf is enjoying his well earned Darwin award.

I just bought some for the first time in decades. Dunno if I’ll get the nerve up to eat them. Nostalgia is dangerous

When pizza's on a bagel, you can have pizzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Back in elementary school, I used to make "pizza bagels" for lunch by putting leftover spaghetti sauce and parmesan cheese on an egg bagel and putting it in the toaster oven. I lived two blocks away from the school and was allowed to go home for lunch.

4:07 THIS IS AN ATTACK I FFF FEEL ATTACKED

0:24 Reminds me of that Community episode called "Pillows and Blankets" where they build all those forts on campus before they are in war mode.

Guess what im eating for breakfast right meow!? X3

Bagel Bites look good

I miss these. They got rid of them in Canada. On sale, they made a nice snack that you could get microwaved in 90 seconds.

I don't understand all these comments about Bagel Bites burning your mouth. From my experience, the cheese was either still frozen or if I tried to microwave them longer to melt the cheese, the bagel became harder than a diamond.

Use to eat them all the time in late 90s early 2000s. Now I have a teenage daughter that likes them and wow. They really skimp on the cheese now! Lucky to have 10 tiny cubes on each bite. After melted all you see is tomato sauce still😂

I have literally never heard the jingle until now, and I was eating bagel bites in the 90s.

2:51 I remember when pizza was starting to become THE food in the 80s and 90s, the one food that everyone would eat.

His name is Robert Paulson and he eats pizza anytime!

Sometimes it is better to just walk away from things and go back to them later when you’re in a better frame of mind.

I used to work at a plumbing place right next to the bagel bites factory in fort Myers when they would start making them things in the morning it would make the whole neighborhood smell like bagel bites

A+ video! LOVE IT! What an amazing video!

Game changer has always been cooking Bagel Bites in the oven on 350. Little crisp goes long way!

I’m 39 and I don’t think we ever bought these…I ring them up at the Wal-Mart I work at…perhaps I should get some!

One of the beautiful things about not having kids is that you miss a whole category of junk food.

My mother was making French bread pizza, pizza bagels, and english muffin pizzas for us since the 70's. She always found a way to put the least amount of effort into cooking for us.

I used to eat bagel bites but I stopped cause whenever I would bite into one my mouth would hurt cause the base would be so hard even after heating them up.

I prefer pizza rolls. Cause i hate bagels.😂

I've seen those things in the grocery store but never picked them up: I've always been on the Pizza Pocket / Pizza Pops camp (yes I know those two brands had a rivalry too, but I consumed both equally) for my pizza-like objects.

I'm a pizza roll guy. I won't turn down a Bagel Bite, but when I have the choice, I just don't need that much bread. 🤷 It's shocking how long the company's been around; lots of items you'd think had enough traction to stick around get discontinued anyway.

Hot Pockets, Bagel Bites and Final Fantasy VII.. we were kings lads

I never tried bagel bites until college, made me realize I missed out on a tasty lunch treat as a kid far better than totinos pizza rolls

Tasty, but I will stick with the pizza rolls.

I'd love if Pork Roll could be discussed in a future episode

Funny thing, always get one or 2 bagel bites too hard to eat, after heating them up in microwave

Omg Zoom 😭😭 my childhood

I had some in the house since they were on sale at my grocery store a week ago. I had Bagel Bites while watching this video.

As the oldest of three brothers, a Costco 48 pack would easily be gone in an afternoon snack.

I loved pizza bagel bites and bagel dogs when I was a kid.

Watching the geriatric men’s softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds playing t-ball.

No one can convince me they are good as they used to be.

I'd like to see a video on Stoffers's Dinners, specifically the French pizza bread!

Totino's were around a LOT longer ago than what this video says; it's just that they were called Jeno's Pizza Rolls in the late 80s/early 90s and they were absolutely great! I believe it was a brand change or a business purchase that moved Jeno's to Totino's.

The roof of my mouth has declared war on them decades ago

Bagel Bites >>> Pizza Rolls

Lore unlocked: The egg came before the chicken

Ill take bagel bites over pizza rolls any day. Back in elementary school, theyd serve up pizza bagels for breakfast in the cafeteria and it was glorious!

9:30 he..hawked...bagel bites 😊

Tony is the Wayne Gretzky of skateboarding, get it right!

The Cheeseburger Bagel Bites were the best. They came with a frozen dollop of ketchup on top. I wish they'd bring them back! I wrote to the company like 10 years asking them to bring them back. They just sent me coupons.

Perfect video. We just made them for dinner 😅

Transformation doesn't take place with a vacuum; instead, it occurs when we are indirectly and directly connected to all those around us.

To be fully alive, fully human, and completely awake is to be continually thrown out of the nest.

Give me bagel bites or give me death! 🥯🍕

I never realized Bites and Rolls were competitors. I always thought they were the same food by the same company in a different shape.

Does anybody else remember the Cheeseburger Bagel Bites with the guy from Popeye in the ads?

I've never had one. This makes me want to go buy some.

These are always tough.

I've raised my and grandkids on them and I still eat them❤

When you put pizza on a bagel, nothing matters.

I got some bagel bites a few months back cause I wanted to try them again and I cooked them in the microwave wasn’t as good I remembered. Maybe it’s better in the oven

I had bagel bites on my graduation day (December 15) for my Associates degrees this last year, they are amazing!

I am either because I am Filipino and those snacks never been in my life

Brekast- 😆 🤣 😂

I'm pretty sure thousands of people put sauce and cheese on a bagel before anyone mentioned in this video

😊😊😊Pizza in the morning, Pizza in the evening, Pizza at supper time when Pizzas on a bagel you can eat Pizza anytime! 🎶