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Күн бұрынBob, Wade, and Ethan join me for a rousing game of Settlers of Catan! It goes poorly...
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@wilson.5420 5 жыл бұрын
At first, "you right" was a funny thing Mark said a few times, recorded on his sound pad and played back, it made for some pretty comedic scenes. But, those words started playing in my head, eventually hearing it any time I agreed with something or had no other response, and it almost felt like mark was inside my head, pressing that button to say, "you right". It's now gotten to the point where I'm vocally saying "you right" to almost anything anyone says to me. Over and over again, I hear those words. You right. You right..
@codywalker4956 5 жыл бұрын
William Fello You right
@queen_gilgamesh 5 жыл бұрын
honestly same, my friends are sting to hate me for it
@royalmaniac5774 5 жыл бұрын
William Fello you right, you right, you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right
@baby._.seavey8730 5 жыл бұрын
You right
@jooniperlynn7394 5 жыл бұрын
You right!
@ComradeCheeze 5 жыл бұрын
The percentage of what happens in this episode 10% gameplay, 80% screwing around, 130% Ethan taking his turn.
@kianmills4170 4 жыл бұрын
YOU RIGHT
@omega5131 4 жыл бұрын
And 100% reason to remember the name
@avoo190 3 жыл бұрын
I mean accurate
@califrez756plays4 3 жыл бұрын
You right you right
@jacobseed7836 3 жыл бұрын
ah yes 220% of the video
@CucumberSadness 4 жыл бұрын
Wade; "I trust him, he's taken so long he had to have counted to four." He both defended the man and burnt the man alive.
@JA-vz1nl 4 жыл бұрын
I barely heard him say that lol. Good ear, hilarious.
@efulmer8675 3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant line. I'll have to use something like it on my friends :) It's at 43:14 for anyone curious.
@hellottyl1607 3 жыл бұрын
He said that as I read the comment
@DarkJak337 2 жыл бұрын
That's what I love about Bob. He did that in their Among Us play as well. "It can't be 'I don't remember who', because he was doing Simon Says for an EMBARRASSINGLY long time."
@Madame_Brock Жыл бұрын
@@DarkJak337 they said wade, not bob
@BubbleBAss-fi8jl 4 жыл бұрын
Apparently Wade’s philosophy is to make an enemy with everyone, but not a threatening enemy, and not at anyone specifically
@annsh.6487 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, he's the one teamiplier always antagonize for shits and giggles
@payton_bagel8317 3 жыл бұрын
you mean a nuisance?
@BubbleBAss-fi8jl 3 жыл бұрын
@@payton_bagel8317 yeah pretty much
@PJOZeus 2 жыл бұрын
"Come on guys, we know I just *am* a bad person" - Wade Uno, maybe?
@galdento2808 2 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry I just really love your name
@JackAaron11 5 жыл бұрын
Mark: Anyone want brick? Ethan: I want brick Mark: What do you want for it? Ethan: Ｉ ｗ ａ ｎ ｔ ｂ ｒ ｉ ｃ ｋ
@williamfalls 5 жыл бұрын
Speech: 100
@rogerinlow2012 5 жыл бұрын
@@williamfalls you right
@cai9225 5 жыл бұрын
Time?? :(
@cai9225 5 жыл бұрын
Nvm I found it 1:00:56
@TraXXXtar 5 жыл бұрын
haHAA
@littlebugguy 5 жыл бұрын
*_"Not even if I was made of SOAP. LEAVE me alone sir."_*
@lilsoup7816 4 жыл бұрын
woah, I read that quote exactly as I heard it. Let's just say, I wasn't prepared.
@sophiarichardson3760 4 жыл бұрын
So out of context
@williamshakespeare987 3 жыл бұрын
And here i thought my English was art
@madeliner1682 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if that line would make an interesting ringtone
@seran3638 3 жыл бұрын
@@williamshakespeare987 it's okay dude, we're all still learning! I'm sure you can come close to his greatness someday :)
@izzywizzy2673 5 жыл бұрын
After watching a video of people playing it for almost 1 and a half hours, I can safely say that I still don’t really understand the rules
@Plaegu 5 жыл бұрын
IzzyWizzy same
@seraphilight 5 жыл бұрын
Game is about gathering different types of resources to spend. You will not have everything you need, so you'll have to trade. You are trying to be the first to ten points, or more with expansions. Where you place your settlements is where you get resources if the numbers of the biomes around get rolled. First person places down a free settlement and road, then it goes down until last person who gets to place two of each. Location is very important. Second location gives you all resources around it for free. Every turn someone rolls the dice. EVERYONE who has a biome by a settlement with the number shown gets a resource of THEIR biome (a four may give someone wool and another wood)They then commence trading, once done they can build as many things as they can afford. Or buy a development card. You cannot build within two spaces of another settlement. You can bisect someones road, and this ruins their "longest road" reward. Longest road needs 5 roads, and largest army needs 3 knights. You can steal both of these by having more, each card giving two points. Settlements give 1 point, and once you run out you HAVE to build cities to return your settlement pieces in order to build more. CIties give 2 points (but overlap the settlement point so you just get another point when you build them.) Development cards do things like just give you an extra point, give you a knight to move the robber and build your army for the largest army card, just build two extra roads, declare a monopoly on one resource type, etc. Game also has ports, which lets you trade either any 3 resources for 1 thing, instead of the normal 4, or 2 of ONE type for one resource. So it's good to have a monopoly on something like bricks then have a brick port. RObber gets moved on a 7. You block off someone collecting resources by placing it on one of their biomes, and then you get to steal a random resource from their hand. Only one person even if you block two. You also discard half your hand ONLY WHEN ROBBER I ROLLED if you have over... 7 cards??? or was it 10...
@benem807 5 жыл бұрын
@@seraphilight Damn
@QuTon_Ya 5 жыл бұрын
goal is to get the most points, you get points from specific cards and longest road. goal is normly 8 or 12 points. you make roads and houses with suplys, you gain suplies when you have a house on one of em and when the number is rolled
@chaosfountain9550 5 жыл бұрын
@@seraphilight its over 7 cards, nice explanation i love that game
@jooniperlynn7394 5 жыл бұрын
Ethan: I want brick Mark: what do you want for it? Ethan: .. I want brick Can't lie, I played that over and over and giggled for a good 10 minutes
@jonathanyesbest4616 Жыл бұрын
Time: 1:00:53
@devontamosley4487 11 ай бұрын
Ethan, the man of few words. Lol. 😂
@Gabby-so1je 5 жыл бұрын
here are the rules so no one has to go digging for them: Each terrain hex is marked with a die roll number. Each player who owns a settlement adjacent to a terrain hex marked with the number rolled receives a resource produced by this hex. Hills produce brick, forests produce lumber, mountains produce ore, fields produce grain, and pastures produce wool. We use these resources to expand across Catan: we build roads and new settlements, or we upgrade our existing settlements to cities. For example, a road costs 1 brick and 1 lumber. If we do not have the necessary resources, we can acquire them by trading with our opponents. Each settlement is worth 1 victory point and each city is worth 2 victory points. If you expand cleverly, you may be the first player to reach 10 victory points and thus win the game! Edit: i’m glad i could help everyone :)
@anhedonicauthor 5 жыл бұрын
Gabby Thank you.
@tropicthunder919 5 жыл бұрын
Didn’t I dig the comment section to find this rule book?
@honkandursun9402 5 жыл бұрын
You lost me at hex
@Gabby-so1je 5 жыл бұрын
Honk Andursun same i just copy and pasted this from google
@minecraftaccount1456 5 жыл бұрын
No one like leave it at 69
@lymphaticjeopardy 3 жыл бұрын
Ethan's "Are you scheming against me?" is so adorable while managing to be vaguely threatening
@skapie6895 3 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@hannabooklover 3 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@maggiebrew99 3 жыл бұрын
@@skapie6895 54:04
@skapie6895 3 жыл бұрын
@@maggiebrew99 THANK YOU ❤
@DesolateLavender 2 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@oscarrickyh02 3 жыл бұрын
Ethan's strategy throughout the whole game: "idk, i just like trading and giving stuff"
@-tee- 4 жыл бұрын
I like how you can randomly see Ethan's mouse whizzing around the screen because he has a 0.3 second attention span
@seran3638 3 жыл бұрын
I feel very called out because I kept getting distracted from the actual game to watch his mouse lmao
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 жыл бұрын
My ADHD brother
@DrxftKxller213 3 жыл бұрын
Man, ethan’s ADHD is kinda adorable yet hella relatable.
@VelkanAngels 2 жыл бұрын
I do that too. It's the physical unrest part (H), not the lacking attention part (AD).
@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 2 жыл бұрын
I mean so does everyone else when it wasn’t their turns. It’s just preparing for what to do next
@noobio5510 5 жыл бұрын
Marks channel has turned into a retirement place with game boards.
@ltucker8 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I love it
@anakmei2821 5 жыл бұрын
it really has lol
@sariahlilysmall4536 5 жыл бұрын
Isn't it great?! xD
@Jokaanan 5 жыл бұрын
fuck yes, and it has made me a new markiplier fan 👌👌😊
@mojavecourier6987 5 жыл бұрын
Does thinking about retirement homes make you moist?
@natesmomma76 5 жыл бұрын
"Im gonna turn these two sheep into a wood" ah yes.. the power of alchemy
@kaelamaclaughlin 5 жыл бұрын
How does that even work anyway!?
@beththedarkmage3359 5 жыл бұрын
Or you collect the sheep shit and use it to fertilise a tree?
@wellguesswhatIthink 5 жыл бұрын
It's actually blood magic
@joseavila-marquez6085 5 жыл бұрын
It is an offshore export hence the harbors they use.
@addyd6222 5 жыл бұрын
Draw a transmutation circle like in full metal
@marvelman3164 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: “Ethan I’m never going to help you again” Then came Unus Annus
@crazyclubgaming 4 жыл бұрын
XD
@lunag.1521 3 жыл бұрын
And here goes unus annus
@goopmcwoop4007 3 жыл бұрын
R.I.P
@SuperDemogorgon666 3 жыл бұрын
Memento Mori
@IQTRM 3 жыл бұрын
Unus Annus was Marks way to basically personally coach Ethan for a year.
@sentinelvortex8433 5 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile in Ethan’s chat: Lithium Krypton Potassium Depression Germanium
@jaimeparker2161 5 жыл бұрын
Thats the wrong order
@rinnie3732 4 жыл бұрын
what time
@WillAyeAmNot 4 жыл бұрын
*Depression*
@SirTomFoolery 4 жыл бұрын
ahh yes, element 111 depression
@Usinghealer099 3 жыл бұрын
Australium
@haleylampley1056 5 жыл бұрын
lmao, ethan at the end "I think overall, I did pretty dope." "Yeah, 24 victory points."
@christahale7462 5 жыл бұрын
"Go ahead, place it anywhere" *Places it in the middle of the tile*
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 жыл бұрын
Christa Hale part of anywhere I guess?
@freckledcracker1481 5 жыл бұрын
I just realized Bob's full first name is Robert and that was a surreal experience, let me just say. I don't think my body was ready for being that level of woke.
@Mewz123 5 жыл бұрын
*insert cat transcendence meme*
@captincrisspantssayshi3221 5 жыл бұрын
Wahhhh how’d you find that out?
@freckledcracker1481 5 жыл бұрын
@@captincrisspantssayshi3221 Robert is how you get Rob, and Rob is how you get Bob. Every Bob's real name is Robert.
@xxthisisyournamexx5073 5 жыл бұрын
robert ross
@atlas7592 5 жыл бұрын
@@xxthisisyournamexx5073 I'm up at 1:41 am and I laughed so hard at that and I have no fucking idea why
@alyxburton3245 4 жыл бұрын
Ethan: *puts house in middle of tile* Everyone else: *laughs hysterically*
@shart-in-my-heart 3 жыл бұрын
Me: **visible confusion**
@magic_grapefruit 3 жыл бұрын
shart-in-my-heart same lol
@matthememelord7829 2 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@dillonbenson5908 2 жыл бұрын
@@matthememelord7829 1:28
@matthememelord7829 2 жыл бұрын
@@dillonbenson5908 thanks
@Styxintheriver 4 жыл бұрын
_IN THE THUMBNAIL, ETHAN _*_STILL_*_ DOESNT GET A BEARD_
@neighborlytoad-3938 4 жыл бұрын
nah, but he’s got a flower crown with basically makes up for it :,)
@malthedahl-spangby8263 3 жыл бұрын
And ?
@squiggie7183 3 жыл бұрын
“A n D ?” What a loser lmao can I get an amen my atheist brothers?
@felixmalcherek2919 3 жыл бұрын
*IRL ETHAN STILL DOESN'T GET A BEARD*
@boomeronet7888 Жыл бұрын
@@squiggie7183 what
@Nyghtking 5 жыл бұрын
So the moral of the story is: You Right.
@mystic8187 5 жыл бұрын
You right
@muhammadsmith5792 5 жыл бұрын
You right
@fbiinvestigator4825 5 жыл бұрын
Y O U R I G H T F U C K B A R B A R A
@sawyerprince7304 5 жыл бұрын
Ewe write
@fromthecherryvine 5 жыл бұрын
🅨🅞🅤 🅡🅘🅖🅗🅣
@zachhartman1045 5 жыл бұрын
Ethan: helps everyone Wade: I’m about to ruin this mans whole career.
@cheyennedemapan 3 жыл бұрын
50:29 Wade: "Ethan's so sweet and nice, and I just feel like I should 𝙬𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙠 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚."
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 2 жыл бұрын
Me @ my characters
@Blue-Maned_Hawk Жыл бұрын
Why did you use mathematical alphanumeric symbols in your comment when KZfaq has markup support?
@lucapontrelli1772 Жыл бұрын
@@Blue-Maned_Hawk “mathematical alphanumeric symbols”
@cottonpage26 Жыл бұрын
Women 🗿
@drawingtr6300 5 жыл бұрын
Now you have to play DnD and I will be able to sleep soundly.
@gryffinpuff4343 5 жыл бұрын
Drawingtr all of the yes
@shawnathon54 5 жыл бұрын
YOU RIGHT
@Lillith_10 5 жыл бұрын
THANK GOD THERE'S SOMEONE ELS WHO HAD THE SAME IDEA.
@flaredragoon8922 5 жыл бұрын
Is anyone else already picturing how epic it would be to have mark as a barbarian flying into a rage and just screaming on a show like crit roll or DCA?
@evynfallon2875 5 жыл бұрын
YES PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEEEEE
@nurfskrma5748 5 жыл бұрын
Mark's reaction to Ethan everytime he wants to trade with him is simply hilarious. *B E G O N E !!!*
@altoidman4300 5 жыл бұрын
BEGONE LIBERAL
@brothersandsistersofvalhalla 5 жыл бұрын
He's every NPC in Civilization when you want to do a trade.
@AlyssMa7rin 4 жыл бұрын
@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla The NPC in Civ when you offer them 2 luxuries they don't have in exchange for a luxury that they have 2 of...
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 жыл бұрын
@@AlyssMa7rin not even if I was made of SOAP good sir
@pupcakeninja 4 жыл бұрын
I feel such a kinship with Ethan right now. This is exactly like me when friends try to teach me new board games.
@aegis5131 4 жыл бұрын
That's so me with card games. Till this day I still don't understand Rook ☠️
@mallowfly7655 4 жыл бұрын
Pupcake Ninja especially with that _”What?”_ at 1:33
@sherylw4599 4 жыл бұрын
Ditto. Every time they tell Ethan "you can't do that" I remember why I haven't played Catan in years.
@DeeFightingDreamer 4 жыл бұрын
especially since they don't even explain it fully or in a good, understandable way, because they don't realize you have no idea what's going on. And my favourite, "you'll learn as we go along" like no sis, teach me now, don't be lazy. Then you can't be angry at me when I'm taking too long or do something wrong. Also, this game seems complicated as fuck, whoever came up with it must have been really bored...
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 жыл бұрын
@@DeeFightingDreamer this feels like the kind of game that makes sense if you already know it, but is impossible to explain to someone who doesn't
@sm1tty. 5 жыл бұрын
Literally no one: "The desert!" Ethan: "I CRAVE THAT MINERAL"
@lunag.1521 5 жыл бұрын
OOOOOOIIILLLLL
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 жыл бұрын
*Murica*
@andioop7940 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god that meme is so old. Im getting war flashbacks
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 жыл бұрын
@@andioop7940 if it works why change it
@ninja_of_light_5801 2 жыл бұрын
Anakin Skywalker would not be proud.
@TheMangaanimefreak 5 жыл бұрын
Ethan: “My chat for some reason is just listing the periodic table...and I don’t know why.” I love how Ethan (and the others) talk about their chat like I talk about my pets. Me on the phone, notices my dog: “Mika is licking her private parts on my carpet, just why?”
@nickywallington9166 5 жыл бұрын
This is particularly interesting considering Ethan’s girlfriend is also named Mika
@TheMangaanimefreak 5 жыл бұрын
How did I not know he had a girlfriend named Mika?!? Seriously? You’re not pulling my leg are you?
@jaymowis 5 жыл бұрын
ZaphiraRider it is the truth
@mightyborges9473 5 жыл бұрын
Why were they posting the periodic table btw?
@thinkingofaname4342 5 жыл бұрын
@@mightyborges9473 idk
@dilllweed_mcgee 5 жыл бұрын
I wish people would stop complaining about Sean not being here, because OF COURSE he's not here, he lives in a completely different time zone, he's like 8 hours ahead of everyone in this group. That crazy time difference makes it hard for them to livestream together for a long time. Peens in a Podcast is live for like 6 hours a day, if Sean did livestream with them at the time they went live every Tuesday he would literally not get any sleep that night. So please just let it go. Jesus.
@suned3128 5 жыл бұрын
Rachel Thank you for saying this! It’s so annoying to me when I’m reading funny comments in the comments section, I just see some fan girl screaming her head off about where the hell jack is!
@keiarahsantos8647 5 жыл бұрын
@@suned3128 I agree but I guess people enjoyed when they all played together lol. They must not understand the time zone difference or maybe just don't care 🤔
@altoidman4300 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for actually realizing that there are different time zones so I am not alone in the comments, being the one person who knows why Jack isn't there.
@aussie_beef527 5 жыл бұрын
i havent seen anyone bring this up negatively, why beat a dead horse smh
@beththedarkmage3359 5 жыл бұрын
@@aussie_beef527 Just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean it's not there. This comment was obviously made at a time where the comments complained about were annoyingly common.
@MysticSybil 5 жыл бұрын
Catan pro strat: declare yourself the underground civiliazation of the mole people and build your roads UNDER other peoples roads
@denos1699 4 жыл бұрын
Clearly the best strat
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 жыл бұрын
@@denos1699 I legit can't tell if you two are joking or not
@denos1699 3 жыл бұрын
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 I mean if you agree to it then maybe it isn't , if you don't then it's a joke
@goodmorning4498 3 жыл бұрын
I honestly want to use that at some point.
@oliviatilleman8055 Жыл бұрын
@@denos1699 schroedingers joke
@dreamonmc 4 жыл бұрын
Them simultaneously being mean to Ethan while calling him bud and bub is very cute
@quibblemellow 3 жыл бұрын
Aw i love that pfp :]
@intalent 2 жыл бұрын
I think it's super condescending... but Ethan was being annoying
@Ms.Anonymous 2 жыл бұрын
The Bob Classic
@Taikamuna 5 жыл бұрын
I swear Markiplier uses the same rage face in every one of his thumbnails
@user-gv3pg7tj9o 5 жыл бұрын
Your right. It's also a scared face
@chocolatedoughnut1305 5 жыл бұрын
He absolutely does
@roo5917 5 жыл бұрын
And I swear you said this in the last uno video 🤔
@maythegamer1291 5 жыл бұрын
You right
@L_e_o 5 жыл бұрын
its almost like.... a symbol he uses to distiniguish his channel from others. Very awesome to make people associate that anger face with his content. What a great concept :O Oh wait its called a branding logo. Its a thing.
@thieux2442 5 жыл бұрын
There’s part of me that loves the saga of Mark using the same exact pic of him for his thumbnails.
@KuraYou 5 жыл бұрын
I think it's hilarious!
@Biggertoe28 3 жыл бұрын
I’m desperate for any Ethan and mark content after unus annus by this point
@acidicrot5707 3 жыл бұрын
SAME
@PixelBlue11913 3 жыл бұрын
Same tho
@Corvus_Corpus 3 жыл бұрын
S a m e
@tuberculosisterrence567 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@quibblemellow 3 жыл бұрын
😳
@VisenyaTargaryen220 5 жыл бұрын
1:00:53 “I want brick.” 1:08:48 The rare BobScreech.
@fbi9711 5 жыл бұрын
Mark's beard in the thumbnail makes him look like a civil war general
@andrewbergin9084 5 жыл бұрын
FBI he looks more like he’s about to tell people of the good old days of making cave paintings
@thatbandnerd4887 5 жыл бұрын
Dude your username just makes your comment even more funny 😭
@milim-23 5 жыл бұрын
Can you please stop spying on me
@minigreek9515 5 жыл бұрын
FBI yup
@fbiinvestigator4825 5 жыл бұрын
This is alpha 173isfuck, i'm requesting more reinforcements, maybe the national guard should be called
@rubyjackson6861 4 жыл бұрын
Within the first two minutes, we see another example of Ethan’s Law in action
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 жыл бұрын
what's Ethan's Law?
@DeeFightingDreamer 3 жыл бұрын
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 Because Ethan can't function when being on camera, there's time added to the timer for what Ethan wanted to do but couldn't because of who he is as a person. Ethan's law was coined by Mark E. Fishbach in a -REDACTED- video on a -REDACTED- channel, where it first came into play.
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 жыл бұрын
@@DeeFightingDreamer so with the personal extension of the let's play curse
@AliawooYT 9 ай бұрын
Nah Ethan's just stupid- XD All of them are incomprehensibly stupid at completely random points in random videos for absolutely no reason- And that's why I love them. They remind me of me every day of my life- XD
@ppbandit8832 4 жыл бұрын
42:23 *not even if I was made of SOAP! leave me alone sir*
@danieloceansmith3156 4 жыл бұрын
Wade trying to mob someone in mideval times: SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!!!! Mark:..... a newt? Wade:......... I got better.
@danieloceansmith3156 4 жыл бұрын
This comment spawned from Ethan saying wade would be great in mideval times
@-tee- 4 жыл бұрын
I love Monty Python! My family quotes it all the time! "She's a witch!" "BURN HERRR!!!"
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 жыл бұрын
@@-tee- which is your favorite part of the movie
@-tee- 3 жыл бұрын
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 I really like the part where he's trying to recruit the French and he says "your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!" or the The Rabbit of Caerbannog
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 жыл бұрын
@@-tee- ah, classics
@MicaelaB. 5 жыл бұрын
I love how Mark was so humbled when Amy gave him a drink. It just warms my heart how humble he is with his big ego. It shows that the small thing matter.😊😎😁
@violetmerkaba147 5 жыл бұрын
Who's Amy though?
@ioladear14 5 жыл бұрын
@@violetmerkaba147 his girlfriend!
@violetmerkaba147 5 жыл бұрын
@@ioladear14 Oh wow :)
@TheNithal 5 жыл бұрын
That’s not humble (humility) it’s gratitude.
@HTPCYMC 5 жыл бұрын
Settlers of Catan but the game doesn’t have any settlements.
@Ana-kr5jp 5 жыл бұрын
How to properly clean your metal computer W-what?
@Woolyyymammoth 5 жыл бұрын
You right
@brycevo 5 жыл бұрын
*A Settlement Needs Your Help, I'll Mark It On Your Map*
@brothersandsistersofvalhalla 5 жыл бұрын
@@brycevo The settlement of Catan needs your help. I'll mark it on your map.
@kray7920 5 жыл бұрын
Don't worry I'll mark one on your map
@nara-ue4iu 5 жыл бұрын
I love Mark and Ethan so much: Ethan: being a dork and basically calling himself dumb while Mark tried to help him Angry Mark: WhY ArE YOu ARguIng whiT me, Am on yOur siDe! My two little beans❤️
@wobblybeefus8885 4 жыл бұрын
And now they have their own channel. UNUS ANNUS!
@Lonely_bin420 4 жыл бұрын
@@wobblybeefus8885 AND ITS THE BEST anyone who doesnt love unus annus is going to die with the channel hahah jk
@mr.awesome7552 4 жыл бұрын
@Wobbly Beefus *cult
@mooganthebruno8073 4 жыл бұрын
@@mr.awesome7552 no
@andyo3637 4 жыл бұрын
@@mooganthebruno8073 yes
@efulmer8675 3 жыл бұрын
Wade: I'm going to play this knight. Bob: You just got it, you can't play it. Wade: Alright I'm going to play this knight. Bob: You just got it, you can't play it. Wade: *I'm going to play one of these three knights, not all of which I just got!*
@T3ctonicPlays 5 жыл бұрын
You know you are early when the max resolution is still 360p
@user-sr6io1hp3i 5 жыл бұрын
for me the only resolution is 360p
@bobbyxu7704 5 жыл бұрын
The same thing happened to me
@hayleyscarberry 5 жыл бұрын
@znushu Not really. You can still see good enough at 360p.
@Ice-en4sc 5 жыл бұрын
I have 144 and 360 that's it
@wolfiekohaku3702 5 жыл бұрын
Mine is maxed out at 480p
@charlieriback 5 жыл бұрын
41:57, 47:21, and 1:18:19 are all of Mark's "trades" with Ethan
@xX123Dorian123Xx 5 жыл бұрын
Well Mark is a man of his words, he said he won't help him ever aagain, and he didn't XD
@glumbortango7182 5 жыл бұрын
You know what I came back to the video for.
@Amixan0402 4 жыл бұрын
You have to love ethans enthusiasm
@ianfairfield8373 3 жыл бұрын
I keep coming back to this video for the humor and tactics. The longer I watch, the more I imagine Bob as a tired farmer, Mark the grudged ore master, Wade the sly peasant, and Eef as a novice lumber man.
@virtzrl 2 жыл бұрын
56:35 Mark: "You guys just make life so fun!" Ethan: " Alright, *I think my life is over* "
@scapularrhyme 5 жыл бұрын
Is anyone else COMPLETELY confused about this game?
@karokostrzewska2837 5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@yujinsalad 5 жыл бұрын
Yep :/
@madengineerkyouma 5 жыл бұрын
No, because I played it a few times
@emmaw.8212 5 жыл бұрын
Ya...
@PhoenixNL72-DEGA- 5 жыл бұрын
I've just posted a comment with the rules. (I've been doing that for all the Catan video's that where already posted on Bob's channel (Muyskerm))
@brycevo 5 жыл бұрын
I love the Thumbnail. Everyone has a Beard... Except little Ethan
@pyroasura3266 5 жыл бұрын
'Cause he's not a REAL man💪😎✋
@ouo986 5 жыл бұрын
Poor Ethan
@NopeRopePussth 5 жыл бұрын
LOL so true ma dude
@quakeinboots1744 5 жыл бұрын
Ethan looks kinda like Ninja
@yeetopateeto-2290 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah what’s up with that.he has some pube hair
@gbjsyzftbcacjyfubjygkgcjae3182 4 жыл бұрын
11:06 IT MAKES YOUR NECK STAND UP? HOW F A S C I N A T I N G
@floofybunnyz 5 жыл бұрын
Wade got three sevens in a row..... LordMinion777.... C O I N C I D E N C E?
@goodmorning4498 3 жыл бұрын
Jebus! I never realised that.
@pianoholic1727 3 жыл бұрын
@@goodmorning4498 it's spelled jesus
@ThatDudeWithBoobs 3 жыл бұрын
There was also a moment in a Monopoly video where he ended up with exactly $777. There's some sort of conspiracy here...
@trottinboots 3 жыл бұрын
I THINK NOT!
@Meh-nv6id 3 жыл бұрын
@@trottinboots finally someone said it
@ctb5758 5 жыл бұрын
anyone else extremely confused but enjoying it anyway
@muhammadsmith5792 5 жыл бұрын
@amemori _ This. IS. The most BORING game. I've ever. BEEN IN!
@user-tg3jl1mt4e 5 жыл бұрын
@NoisyCricket42 Yeah, just played a 1v1 and the beginning was slow but got better later on.
@bunnygardenvolgs 5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Unknownwaffles9104 5 жыл бұрын
Absolutely
@Tytoalba777 4 жыл бұрын
44:50 "I can't get wheat, it's my one weakness" Would you say it's your one... Wheat-ness?
@mateimarian1937 4 жыл бұрын
Joke rating: _Wade/10_
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 2 жыл бұрын
@@mateimarian1937 do you mean Joke Rating: Wade/Charlie
@h3ro0fhyrule40 5 жыл бұрын
Someone's probably already done this, but I'm gonna say it regardless. "What I do with my sheep is my business." -Wade, 2019
@maevemilless4561 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: Does anyone want brick, I have a sh*tload of it Eef: yes, I would like brick Mark: Whadya want for it? Eef: ... i wan bric
@wilsonmartinez5149 5 жыл бұрын
Wade: I have no brick and an awful sheep Mark: what’s wrong with your sheep Me: it only has one leg!
@anhedonicauthor 5 жыл бұрын
Lilly Baker Wilson Martinez was making a reference to Markiplier’s play through of The Killing Floor, where he loses a leg, and is then given high heels, which prevent sprinting, but are obviously redundant because he can’t sprint with one leg. This is all in the animation by Freyjin, which I would recommend as it is hilarious.
@felix815 5 жыл бұрын
What if we're overthinking it and it wasnt a reference and the commentor thought saying 'one leg' would make someone laugh? *i laughed*
@wilsonmartinez5149 5 жыл бұрын
Aero it’s both a reference and I figured someone would get a laugh out of it.
@kondor6222 5 жыл бұрын
@@anhedonicauthor I'm pretty sure it was The Killing Room bacause The Killing Floor is that game where you have 6 classes, waves of monsters, and shopping between the waves.
@ashtrash1375 5 жыл бұрын
19:25 ad for Catan casually pops up Me: excuse me wtf? Me: Me: maybe it can actually explain wtf is going on
@marksmanof117b 3 жыл бұрын
I played this with my friends that actual physical game. One of them ended up monopolizing the sheep. At first we treated it as a joke. Then when we ran out of sheep, none of us could win because he held ALL the sheep. He became the sheep god. The rest of the game was him extorting us, because we needed sheep to do anything. He ended up wining. To this day, I fucking hate him. Catan: The game that kills your friendships.
@feralmagick7177 Жыл бұрын
Bro, how did you not roll a 7 at all. The robber forced everyone who has more than 7 cards to halve their cards and return the lesser half to the resource bank.
@orpheusswanson2349 5 жыл бұрын
*so we're just not gonna talk about how Bob said: "WHEAT ME DADDY!" ?*
@LittleScaredyBoy 4 жыл бұрын
YEAH. ALSO, WHEN? I KNOW I'M LATE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO REMIND ME. >:3
@kianmills4170 4 жыл бұрын
W H E A T M E D A D D Y
@neighborlytoad-3938 4 жыл бұрын
eh, he says daddy a lot lmao. it’s chill
@avoo190 4 жыл бұрын
ｗｈｅａｔ ｍｅ ｄａｄｄｙ
@Somthingsomthingharvey 4 жыл бұрын
wHeñ¿
@Styxintheriver 5 жыл бұрын
“Wade, i love you but you’re one of the laziest people i know.” Me @ myself
@cherrydragon3120 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@reginahockert7659 5 жыл бұрын
When Ethan first said "Disguise the penis" I swear I heard "The skys the penis"... slightly different game
@Jokaanan 5 жыл бұрын
i died when they just dropped a bowl on it
@jooniperlynn7394 5 жыл бұрын
I DID TOO!
@EdenWoofWoof 4 жыл бұрын
1:32 Ethan's WHAT killed me
@aurathedoof3037 4 жыл бұрын
"What are the odds that I'll roll a seven?" As an avid DnD player, a 7 is literally the most statistically probably roll on 2D6 (two six-sided dice)
@ERuleAmirul 4 жыл бұрын
3-4 5-2 1-6 Yup
@valariedean8737 5 жыл бұрын
An hour and a half of them playing, I still don't understand this game lmao Edit: Thank you for the likes ❤️
@camilanogueira8589 5 жыл бұрын
Was about to say the same thing hahaha
@anapeter5496 5 жыл бұрын
@NoisyCricket42 I love you. Thank u for explaining it 🙏🙏🙏🙏
@valariedean8737 5 жыл бұрын
NoisyCricket42 thank you
@valariedean8737 5 жыл бұрын
amemori _ thank you
@valariedean8737 5 жыл бұрын
Victor Heart same 😂
@acecola8295 5 жыл бұрын
You know what would make these games better? BARBERA!
@TheAlpagaCop 5 жыл бұрын
Ace Cola Barbara*
@jcat379 5 жыл бұрын
you right, you right.
@stingerjohnny9951 5 жыл бұрын
This is }#%^ing Barbara’s fault
@mr.jamicide4948 5 жыл бұрын
Yes, barbera is a nice lady. Wade is just jealous
@SoySauceSmurf 5 жыл бұрын
True, I agree
@audiorandoyt1281 3 жыл бұрын
2:35 "AMY... I'M MARK! AMY" ~ Bob 2019
@ryansalmon6411 5 жыл бұрын
Wade: "rhino-oreassasauruses" Mark: "That's a thing, I've heard of that, yeah." 😂😂😂 (1:03:49)
@kianmills4170 4 жыл бұрын
Ryan Salmon that’s a thing, I’ve heard of it...
@theothenbrabbit998 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@MoonFlux 5 жыл бұрын
*10 min in and they have yet to even start. This is what i subbed for*
@ownthevoid 5 жыл бұрын
2 minutes in and they've already started. What are you on about?
@mothcatcher893 5 жыл бұрын
@@ownthevoid The first part is the "setup" basically they place their houses and all that but it's not the actual game itself.
@ownthevoid 5 жыл бұрын
@@mothcatcher893 well yeah I know how it works, I've played it. But the setup is still playing.
@DecafInvidia 5 жыл бұрын
Oh god Catan.... It's the board game version of the simulation strategy of Civilizations combined with the ruthlessness of screwing over your friends in horriffic tabletop games.
@OrangeAceGaming 3 жыл бұрын
11:02 I cannot stop laughing at this! Wow that was PERFECT line delivery with that vocal effect!!
@Braxden3190 4 жыл бұрын
12:00 Everyone: talking Wade: "I'm dying right now" Everyone: keeps talking
@twistedblast5253 5 жыл бұрын
This is now a board game channel and I love it
@Lex-dw7ng 5 жыл бұрын
We just not gonna talk about 25:00? Okay that's cool too, I guess
@kaelamaclaughlin 5 жыл бұрын
What happened at 25:00?
@Misswolves4life 5 жыл бұрын
@@kaelamaclaughlin mark did a bunch of hand moves
@kaelamaclaughlin 5 жыл бұрын
Oh.@@Misswolves4life
@2cgaming808 5 жыл бұрын
_Not even if I was made of _*_SOAP._*
@cthulhuwua5354 2 жыл бұрын
"Not even if I was made of soap," is the best thing I have ever heard. I use that like all the time now
@smleeish 5 жыл бұрын
Ethan: What would you like for- Mark: NO I WANT NOTHING FROM YOU BEGONE. Ethan, you sweet, sweet innocent child 😂
@SuspiciousKoala 5 жыл бұрын
The lack of understanding the rules hurts...
@ocean6067 5 жыл бұрын
Jff007 Settlements go in any corner, but have to be two spaces from each other. The logs are roads which you can expand your settlements on. The red numbers have the highest chance of getting you more resources. If someone roles an 8, for example, anyone with a settlement on one of the 8’s gets a resource. :D
@SuspiciousKoala 5 жыл бұрын
@@ocean6067 Yep, haha! I was referring to the players in this case ;) Especially with the robber stuff
@wolfsgames1849 5 жыл бұрын
@@SuspiciousKoala tbh i have no idea how to play it either
@addyd6222 5 жыл бұрын
Cogitare I tried playing it but got so frustrated I quit
@addyd6222 5 жыл бұрын
NoisyCricket42 omg I am going to screenshot this thanks a lot!
@erinsisk4109 3 жыл бұрын
7:47 “there’s something happening to the bowl” *bowl god incoming*
@WeebleLZ20 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: *helps Ethan* Ethan: *argues with Mark*
@asbestosfish_ 5 жыл бұрын
Who wants to start a betting pool until they start playing D&D or something. I say a month.
@brennend.8629 5 жыл бұрын
I would love that, i would love even more for them to get utterly confused about casting rules. lmao
@luxwitch4200 5 жыл бұрын
I'm on board, I'm really eager to see them play, since the first time Mark mentioned a possible D&D session and we are not alone, I've seen other comments about it... IT'S TIME!
@TheKoriKasai 5 жыл бұрын
I'm game. How much we betting?
@siyotsistu 5 жыл бұрын
cant wait for that stream
@songbird515 5 жыл бұрын
I need these guys playing D&D right now
@Julia-kw1hu 5 жыл бұрын
Get Jack to play uno with you guy so wade doesn’t have to endure Barbara
@velvetblood5441 5 жыл бұрын
YOU RIGHT
@Benjamin-S 5 жыл бұрын
Katelyn Sweeten HE/SHE RIGHT
@kizme6698 4 жыл бұрын
11:03 Ethan sounds like the Hitachiin twins from Ouran HS Host Club :0
@Ben-ut3hf 3 жыл бұрын
You right
@sharpestlivezXOXO 3 жыл бұрын
you are terrifyingly right
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that's actually Bob. it does sound a lot like Ethan though
@jeycrolla 4 жыл бұрын
just from watching them (and my low effort levels) i can't figure out how this game works, WHICH MEANS i have finally found a good background noise series!!!
@Arzon527 2 жыл бұрын
I love that other people just use streams for background noise. Especially Marks near constant giggly laughter is just a piece of tape holding down the dopamine button in my brain.
@wally4golly 5 жыл бұрын
You think I have time to watch an hour damn long episode? (Proceeds to watch) You are really something else.
@just-a-silly-goofy-guy 5 жыл бұрын
Catan is a society and we live in it
@schizophrenicspider4639 5 жыл бұрын
How the heck do you live in a board game?
@T-Jex 5 жыл бұрын
Text placed in the bottom of the screen
@Skullatone 5 жыл бұрын
42:09 i feel like this made me crack up too much
@Amixan0402 3 жыл бұрын
47:37 and 1:18:37 as well
@Skullatone 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god you're right!
@Amixan0402 Жыл бұрын
Mark is the embodiment of I will die on my hill and u can't do anything about it
@vampyrmagpie 3 жыл бұрын
comfort content seekers after unus annus ends welcome
@ghostislosingit 3 жыл бұрын
Didn't have to expose me like this but thank you
@quibblemellow 3 жыл бұрын
😅 ^^^^^^^^^
@AaronTheBlackDragon 5 жыл бұрын
Watching them play Settlers of Catan is just the best thing ever.
@KeithDavis277 5 жыл бұрын
Ive never heard of this game before
@heat_of_the_cold 5 жыл бұрын
Keith Davis how
@KeithDavis277 5 жыл бұрын
Easily
@Sunnybias 5 жыл бұрын
I do not understand this game at all(!!) but will watch it all.
@ashtrash1375 5 жыл бұрын
Same lmao
@kairus6327 4 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna add that statement to my vocab, "NOT EVEN IF I WAS MADE OF SOAP!" 😂😂
@boyrios8813 2 жыл бұрын
21:20 wade's burst of laughter 😂 25:40 "This'll be fascinating to watch" 33:43 Build up to another
@joshonyoutube5711 5 жыл бұрын
Omg it’s been sooooo long since Ethan has been featured in a video not a livestream
@fromthecherryvine 5 жыл бұрын
I mean-- this was a livestream, but yeah
@erc6943 5 жыл бұрын
He doesn’t work for mark anymore
@quannino0461 5 жыл бұрын
@@erc6943 ikr..he barely talk in this gameplay..only when his turn he talks..i think mark should replace him with barbara that way we get to hear wade explodes
@mojavecourier6987 5 жыл бұрын
They stream their podcast every Tuesday on Twitch
@ShaOryDow 5 жыл бұрын
Ethan wasn't featured in a video not too long ago where they were trying to make food.
@LlamaKingGaming 5 жыл бұрын
FRAMES!
@flaymaura 5 жыл бұрын
Y O U R I G H T
@nintrey5461 5 жыл бұрын
Y O U R I G H T
@mycroft3322 4 жыл бұрын
54:47 “Have I been screwed?” *NO* 😂😂
@iamannpc 4 жыл бұрын
I love how Bob mentioned in one video that he hated someone calling him daddy. And now............. Bob 2019: W H E A T M E D A D D Y!!!!
@alphawolf7391 5 жыл бұрын
Who elses dosent know what the hell is happening
@angel_qu3en 5 жыл бұрын
I don't understand it either 😂
@smokeyshadowbear6083 5 жыл бұрын
Meeee
@PhoenixNL72-DEGA- 5 жыл бұрын
I've just posted a comment with the rules. (I've been doing that for all the Catan video's that where already posted on Bob's channel (Muyskerm))
@cherrydragon3120 5 жыл бұрын
Idk this game. Idk what they talk about cuz half of it is insults to one another AND dick jokes. And i am generaly confused
@phaolo6 5 жыл бұрын
@Robert Phoenix sadly it's lost in the sea of comments :\
@DanielSambar 5 жыл бұрын
_The “Dumb Dumbs” Of Catan_
@LivingZombie706 5 жыл бұрын
Your every where WTF
@TheGamerDuo 5 жыл бұрын
haha that is amazing!
@lostangel2335 5 жыл бұрын
You are seriously everywhere. How?!
@dandylion8387 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: "I'm in a death spiral" Me: Unus Annus?
@anoja31 5 жыл бұрын
*Ethan's just asking for cards at this point lmaoo ;-;*
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